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01/03/12(Tue)18:58 No.32906493Pounding the walls of the Batcave, Batman roared in anger. His latest crime-fighting escapade had been successful, but it still left him furious.
'Damn that Penguin!' he bellowed, 'Damn him to the fiery pits of Hades! What a miserable piece of criminal scum he is! Even his name is an insult! The Penguin! Penguins are cute and fluffy and I loathe all things adorable with every fibre of my being! The world is a lugubrious place of agony and suffering! What room is there for "cute"?' Having said that word again, Batman held himself and shuddered.
'Hey, keep it down!' said Robin in the corner, 'I'm trying to watch TV!'
Batman walked towards the Bat-TV. 'What, pray tell, are you watching?'
'My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic!'
Batman snarled at Robin, saliva dripping from his mouth. 'My Little Pony? How could you? That programme is too bright, too funny for dark avengers of the night such as ourselves!'
'What the hell, Batman?' Robin said, raising an eyebrow, 'It's a good show! Sure, it may be light-hearted, but there's some really good writing and character development!'
'Robin, we're comic book characters! Why should we care about good writing and character development?'
'Look...'
'Don't talk back, worm!' Batman punched Robin in the face, sending the Boy Wonder to the ground. With that, Batman jumped up and down on Robin as if he were a hat. 'You have violated me by viewing this light entertainment! Look at that pony! She's pink! Pink is the colour of Satan's vomit!' Then he picked up the Bat-TV and threw it down a bottomless pit. |
