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01/03/12(Tue)03:47 No.32887678
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Spike: You, uh, wanted to see me, Princess Celestia?
C: Yes Spike, I did. Come in, come in. the word around the palace is that you're a Communist.
Spike: C...Communist? I am an Equestrian, ma'am, first and foremost.
C: You know Spike, it struck me today that a Communist pipeline into the vast reservoir of Cuban baseball talent could be the greatest thing ever to happen to this organisation.
Spike: Sir?
C: You could be invaluable to this franchise, Spike. There's a southpaw down there nobody's been able to get a look at. Something Rodriguez, I don't know his name. You get yourself down to Havana right now.
Spike: ...Yes, Princess. Yes Princess, I'll do my best. *slowly backs out*
C: Good, Merry wrap-up, Spike. And bring me back some of those cigars in the cedar boxes, you know the ones with the fancy rings? I love those fancy rings. They kind of distract you while you're smoking. The red and yellow are nice. It looks good against the brown of the cigar. The Maduro, I like the Maduro wrapper. The darker the better, that's what I say, but you'd never guess that from the way I treat my sister. Of course, the Claro's good too. That's more of a pale brown, almost a milky coffee.
*spike exits*
C:...I find the ring size very confusing. They have it in centimetres, which I don't really understand that well... |
