Eat grass, then shit in a field somewhere

>you will never kill that pink pony

czechemslovkia

>>32803585
they fuck bitches and get money

I love you Fluffy. Nonsexually.

>>32803601
Try me. I'm willing to put down the cash for a can of fuckin' pink paint for the satisfaction of strangling that fucking aspie.

>>32803603

What do you guys think the 2012 pony threads will be like? What tripfags will leave us? What memes will we spawn?

The fuck you doing up at this hour NTSTS?

>your a cash machine, fluffy

>>32803626

the foundations are coming loose. the walls are trembling. the roof is giving way.

the house cannot stand.

>>32803626


>what will the threads be like

The...same as usual?

>>32803626
no tripfag will leave, if anything, we'll get like 5 more useless tripfags

i know a girl who is like pinkie pie but instead of parties its sex and instead of adorable its really fat, like im talking she an apple

i dont like her

>>32803634

He usually shows up whenever terse posts.

>>32803645
The feeling is mutual

>>32803626
It's possible, that, I don't fucking know, we might actually return the fucking focus back to the show. Unlikely, obviously, but a man can hope.

>>32803626
2012 is the prophesied year. The generals will become a paradise, and we shall bask in the rains of manna, milk and honey that shall sustain us evermore. We the chosen people of pony.

>>32803634
losing my mind

>>32803651
that's a damn lie

>>32803645
She sounds like Ross' humanized Pinkie Pie

Hey Ausfags, how does 2012 >feel?

>>32803676
2.5 hours left, bro

>>32803642

I could start wearing my trip constantly.

It seems to get people to pay attention to posts at least. Maybe someone will even like me.

>>32803686
http://www.timeanddate.com/counters/multicountdown.html

Some Australians are already in 2012

>>32803642
Did somebody say useless tripfag?

>>32803663
Our fucking focus has always been on the show. Keyword is fucking.

>>32803601
>implying I am not eating her

>>32803708
>Maybe someone will even like me.
laughing_whores.jpg

I HAVE ABSOLUTELY NO IDEA WHAT I'M DOING

>>32803708
Who are you then, out of curiosity?

>>32803726
shut up faggot at least you got invited to a party
my cat and i will have way more fun at our own party than any of you fuckers

Somebody said I'm best poon. Is it right?

>>32803642
I AM ETERNAL

>>32803708
>maybe someone will even like me
damn nigga that's a good joke

>>32803730

YOU WON'T FOOL ME ANON

YOU ACT ALL INTERESTED TO PLY ME WITH PROMISES OF E-FAME, AND THEN ONCE I'M OUT THERE ARE SWARMS OF ANONS CALLING ME A FAGGOT

I WON'T BE HURT AGAIN

NEVER AGAIN

>>32803713
Tripfag erotic fanfiction has been written. I can't even buy THAT anymore.

>>32803708
Do it, it'll take some heat off me for my faggotry.

>>32803527
>bipedal ponies for no fucking reason
>the maximum amount of brush strokes difference between each frame is three. that last panel just removed the layer with the guard on it

HOLY SHIT
WHY DO PEOPLE LIKE THIS

>>32803726
That feel when you're rich and successful and you don't give a shit about parties

>>32803758
Yes but at least none of those will be me.

>>32803747
you are invited to a party, anoymous
this one

we can count down to every timezone's new years, talk about which pony we'd fuck, pretend to watch fireworks, the lot!

>>32803761
I have a copyright on all faggotry in my immediate vicinity.

Don't toy with me.

>>32803747
>>32803764
Shut the fuck up Rarity

>>32803759
>that feel when your Faceless x Fluffy shipping story was unappreciated

>>32803758
No need to be mad, Nopony.

>>32803726
I know that feel, good thing is that I'm actually sick, so I have a perfect excuse to to miss that party

>>32803762
Masochistic, nympho, psycho Rarity.
That's why.

>>32803747
This one?

>>32803754
YES

YOU ARE CORRECT

>>32803774
That's exactly what I want!

As long as somebody is more useless than me, I can continue posting without much worry.

That feel when I have to go to the bathroom and it's my lunch break

>>32803791
Oh gee I wonder why

>>32803805
My lack of value to these threads blocks out the sun.

You may have your pony in the shade.

>>32803798
but that's just boring, it's some shitty made up character not even based on rarity in any way.
if it was extremely close to how rarity actually acts, but with some kind of unsettling quirks, it'd have more of an effect

as it stands? shitty torture porn.

>>32803815
Why aren't you posting Griffy?

>>32803820

Dino-fag is right for once? Call the fucking press.

>>32803815
maybe I should write Anon x Dafty next, huh? You'd like that, wouldn't you?!

>>32803821
On my silly phone that is silly

>>32803819
i liked your tripcode better when it had the word "pipboy" in it.

>>32803791
No. No one has that feel except for you because no one else is a big enough of a FUCKING aspie to write shit like that.

I hope it burned. I legitimately hoped that your >feel was a soul crushing agony and that you're going to be mentally damaged for the rest of your life because of it. I hope it REALLY burned.

>>32803846
>implying I wrote it at all seriously
it didn't even have sex in it!

>>32803842
>not running Gentoo on your phone
>2012

>>32803708
I like you anon

>>32803865
You like everyone don't you Reu?

>>32803864
YOU GUYS AND YOUR DAMN GENTOO!

>>32803865

I know Reuniclus

I know

>>32803833
>Not NTSTS x Daftykins

Casual scum

>>32803868
I like most people

>>32803865
Even me?

you go home and ear a sound coming from kithchen

uou goin and there is a poney on the floar cyrign

it says help me sone its ur mom

what do do

>>32803843
Well, it doesn't make much sense to use that one now that I'm using the "oblivion with ice and snow" name. Aka skyrim.

I sure hope they run a sale on skyrim again.
Last time I didn't have enough money to get it. Now I actually have money and want to actually buy it really bad.

>>32803868
No. She doesn't like me...

>>32803885
yes!

>>32803868
>Reuniclus will never tell you she likes you while blushing and looking at your feet

It's not even a hundred posts in

seriously guys

>>32803889
WHO WAS PONE?

>>32803880
otp

>>32803889
my mom is poney?

>>32803892
Well, you are a cunt

So uhh, how bout them ponies?

>>32803892
I do like you, and you have good taste in reaction images

>>32803897

It's a bad feel

>>32803880
>implying it wouldn't be rape

>>32803906
how about the what now

These threads are basically as bad as /b/ nowadays.

Just sayin'.

>>32803798
I know the guy who does this shit. Pathetic perma-virgin who's prone to writing whiny journals about each girl he poured his heart out for that never returned the feeling.

>>32803891
...You mean you haven't played it yet?

>>32803898
This thread is going exactly where I plan to go.

The toilet.

>>32803906
How bout em?

We need a topic, all this jerking off of tripfags is shit.

>>32803900
best ship ever

>>32803919
>nowadays
>implying they've changed in past few months
I think once everybody who didn't want to fuck ponies left these threads took a sharp turn.

>>32803906
ponies

>>32803938

But I'm still here.

>>32803934
Lets jerk off the namefags instead!

>>32803943
Me too!

>>32803925
I've put 150 hours into it.

Just want to own a legitimate copy for a game that brought me so much fun.

Any game that gets me more than 100 hours is worth a buy without a doubt.

HAPPY NEW YEAR!

>>32803954
oh toss i want ur cum n my faec

>>32803954
NO

AND STREAM

>>32803918

Ponies fool, ponies!

Let's post dem ponae

Worst episode of season two so far was the mare do well one.

>>32803972
Pone should pone pone.

>>32803972
>8-bit sweetie-belle-tail-flying-above-the-clouds-while-ducktales-the-game-on-nes-the-moon-theme-plays-in-t
he-background.swf

Too bad that isn't a real flash.

>>32803962
>Actually buying the game after trying it out via pirating.
You're an odd one. And one would think that you'd get it for the full price if it really gave you so much fun.

>>32803987

I agree.

>>32803970
why would we talk aobut something stupid like ponies in mlpg, gore. lol u a silly guy

anyway which tripfag do you guys want to suck off the least

>>32803999
Nathan

>>32803987
MtBPW was worse. At least MMDW had some cool hero theme going on.

>>32803966
Now we're talking!
>>32803968
You need to spoiler that shit!
And of course I wont stream, not unless you post with a picture with Lyra.

>>32803972
ponae

>>32803987
In retrospect?
Mare do well wasn't that bad at all really.

Mostly because the mare's costume design was really fascinating and the posters and art in it was so... I'm finding the words difficult to find to express it exactly. It really was creative, I thought in a lot of ways.

>>32804014
STREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEM

ploz

>>32803726
THAT

FUCKING

FEEL

FUCK YOU 4CHAN X FOR TAKING SO FUCKING LONG TO RESPONSE

>>32804018
I would hug a fluffy pone and brush their fur all day long

>>32804013

Mare do well had all those BTAS references, which helped it out. Still sucked though.

MTBPW is pretty much the worst of the bunch right now.

>>32803820
I hear this a bit, it's really annoying. Not one motherfucker complained about the Pinkamena blog, where she raped, killed and ate ponies, but Rarity can't go crazy without everyone bitching about how out of character she is. Oh, just go ahead and ignore how despite her fucked-up lifestyle, she's desperately trying to protect Sweetie Belle from herself and, in turn, try to pull herself back from what she's become. Oh no, it's her fetishes that completely define her.

So yeah, pay attention to the blog's story before you whine about it.

>>32804013
at least that one had the pet song

>>32804034

I love MTBPW

>>32804036
>IT'S 2DEEP4U YOU JUST DON'T UNDERSTAND

>>32804036

>Not one motherfucker complained about the Pinkamena blog

Nope, everyone who wasn't in your little circle of teenage furfags thought it was retarded. Get out.

New Episode today?

>>32804036
>story
>blog

I think I've identified the problem.

>>32804036
Everyone complained about Pinkamena, but we eventually got tired of it.

>>32804053
Not today, not ever

>>32804026
>RESPONSE

FUCK

Last night I had a dream that the next episode opened with a live action segment of Apple Bloom's VA doing a stand up routine and leaving her audience in stunned silence with an abortion joke.

>>32804023
Well with a picture like that, all that's left is deciding what to do!

>>32804013
>>32804034
I'm so terrible at acronyms in these threads because I have a hard time remembering episodes and fitting the names to them.

But I liked that ep. In fact, I find it hard to dislike many of them. The thing with best pet win though was they dropped several hints in the beginning with Tank. He was in the background a lot when rainbow dash was talking, even when she was picking out a pet. He was crawling up toward her, really slow and unnoticably, just to be near her. Because he just liked her.

I found it adorable.

>>32804036
>Still doing grimderp pones

2DEEP4ME

>>32804071
I wish more than anything that I could have pone dreams
actually i wish more than anything I could draw

>>32804036
Seriously, dude, everyone here was constantly bitching about Pinkamena. I'm no fan of either, but, you know, both received equal amounts of hate. It's just that to my knowledge, this one has lasted longer than Pinkamena did.

Guys, help me. I want to draw ponae, but I don't know which pose should I draw it doing. Suggestions ?

>>32804071
So now I'm not the only one who saw one of the CMC VA's in their dreams.

>>32804094
it should be in the missionary position

>>32804094
69

>>32804094
GAL-O SENGAN position

>>32804094
Draw a pegasus trying to commit suicide by throwing a boulder into a lake with the rope tied around his/her leg. Then failing because the rope's too long.

>>32804101
>>32804071
I prefer watching their vlogs.

Feels a bit pedo, though.

>>32804107
>>32804110

>>32804071

Before S2 started I had a dream that the first episode of Season 2 started with Derpy having a 5-minute-long monologue in the typical stereotypical "retard" voice like a kid would make if you asked them to talk stupid.

I was really glad when I woke up.

>>32804084
The Pinkamena blog lasted between September and October, and had only 25 updates. LMR launched in October and is still going, and has had 56 updates as of today.

>>32804131

...Reverse Cowgirl?

>>32804125
>>32804121
I'll see what I can do.

>Play games instead of draw

>>32804121

Oh shit here we go.

does the orchestrator guy with the stick who stands in front of the orchestra do anything or is he just there to rock out

>>32804160

huehuehue

what should I draw

>>32804203
holy fuck I love how Big Mac looks in that pic.

he's just fucking gorgeous.

>>32804160

no. regular cowgirl is where the cocks is at, reverse cowgirl is just an excuse to hide the upshot that'd show the titjob scars.

i tried to draw a pony but it turned out all wrong

>>32804209
ME

>>32804215
it's ta watch dat ass bounce nigguh

>>32804243
Add some wings and you might have a parasprite going on.

Remember the unspeakable things we would do to this pony?

Vanilla coke.

>>32804243
It sure did. But don't give up.

>>32804244

Nope.

>>32804253
Looks like someone already took a swig outta her. Get what I'm saying? Wink wink nudge nudge, say no more, say no more.

>>32804253

I like to imagine it's made of rubber so you could kiss it and hug it tight to receive delicious coke

>>32804253
I thought that was applebloom.
what sick man would do depraved things to applebloom?

>>32804203

Applejacks such a silly pony!

>>32804160
I'd rather ride her than have her ride me

>>32804245

there's regular cowgirl for that too. reverse would be more difficult, since the camera would have to stand behind the guy.

besides, there's better shots for ass-bouncing than any form of cowgirl.

>>32804253

>>32804282
wait wait wait,
WHO'S a silly pony?

>>32804268
;_;

>>32804253

no, but Vanilla Coke is my a-drink.

>>32804253
...You'd drink by kissing her, wouldn't you?

kill all niggers

attempt two

ive never drawn in my life and using a touchpad is not the best place to begin

also no undo button

>>32804307
forgot pone

>>32804303
or...

>>32804303
the fluid can be dispensed from any corpulent oriface

>>32804303
On which lips?

>>32804299

Love both pepsi vanilla and vanilla coke.

7UP will forever be my favorite soda though. Tea is great too.

>>32804312
That horn looks a little funny..

>>32804320

southern. unless you wanted to tip her up.

>>32804335
what about when the coke levels are so low she only has coke in her legs?

>>32804282

lolwut?

>>32804348
Fill er up with semen

>>32804348
well, then she dies.

>>32804331
>Not drinking 7-up vanilla

>>32804348
Spiderman kiss.

>>32804348

then she has something to appeal to the torture-boys.

>>32804348

Lift pone up and let the coke run out?

>>32804352
I bet her special talent is transforming semen into coke

>>32804036
> Not one motherfucker complained about the Pinkamena blog
the fuck? lots of people hated that blog for the same exact reasons

What's happening here?

>>32804351
There's a caveman on top of Applejack!

>>32804357
>Posting Trixie in a Carrot Top thread

>>32804351
>>32804351
ahaha what the fuck is up with Rarity's eye?

>>32804384
i did this last night

>>32804365

that idea has merit.

we should invent a machine that does this miraculous thing.

>>32804384
>Not posting Carrot paired with Berry Punch

Why do you guys hate fanart, fanfiction, fan blogs, fan music, fan characters, and fan games so much?

>>32804406
lets just call it pepsi

twilight is sad because she will never walk again

also will this practice carry over if i start drawing on paper? i mean its a fucking touchpad

>>32804406
and shape it like coke pone?
I wouldn't have any trouble getting in the mood for her

>>32804420
forgot pone again

>>32804406
sadly i do not think this is feasibly
damn you, chemistry!

>>32804416

i may like Punk but i'll gut myself before i drink that crap.

>>32804420
bro
i think she needs to go to the hopitl

>>32804414
But I only hate four of those things.

>>32804432
yes it will

>>32804414
We hate everything.

>>32804441
I was implying
>cum into bottles
>sell as pepsi
>thats the joke

>>32804444
>>32804444
>>32804444
OH BOY!
TIME TO REPOST THIS.

>>32804441
Pepsi is great shut your mouth

>>32804414
>Why do you guys hate
>fanart
i don't i love it.
>fanfiction
most of it'd bad but there's a diamond in the rough here and there.
>fan blogs
you mean tumblr? most of them are awful but a few are good fun and well drawn
>fan music
it's devolved into mediocrity like the above two, but again there's some good stuff
>fan characters
almost all of them are awful because their creators are not in the right mindset when making them, and they suffer for it as characters
>and fan games so much?
you shitting me? love those damn things
or at least the ones that aren't made in flash

THE TRUTH IS SPOKEN
SO SAYETH THE DINO

>>32804203
I wish I could pin down the reason why this picture gives me a boner.

AJ's human
Mac's still a pone
Nothing sexual is going on
Why is this hot

>>32804414
>Why do you guys hate bad fanart, bad fanfiction, bad fan blogs, bad fan music, original characters and bad fan games so much?

fify

>>32804479

Pepsi > Coke

7UP shits on both though.

>>32804453
But why? It goes against everything the show stands for.

>>32804397
That's adorable.

>>32804479
and it says here you're a faggot

>>32804479
Pepsi is okay, it's like being next to a nice lady friend who you know you'll never go farther than just being friends.

I'd rather hang out with slutty Coke.

>>32804414
We like to think of ourselves as good fans who just enjoy the show and like to speculate about its world now and again, rather that using it as a canvas for our shitty fantasies.

>>32804479

RC is great. Pepsi is watered-down shit.

>>32804414
We dont really hate most fan made shit, we're just extremely critical of it.

>>32804496
>Oh shit she found my fapfics

>>32804501
some of us don't hang out with people like coke pone who'll just throw themselves all over you at the slightest provocation

who wants a drawing?

>>32804489
>bad original character
further fixed that

like i said, if people took some care when creating a character from scratch, we wouldn't have this fucking problem.
but nooooooooo
nobody wants to google "making a character for a novel" and reading the easy guides and tips. no sir, too much effort

>>32804511
Don't you mean, leap down your throat?

>>32804121

I'm bored but don't want to sleep. Here, have one of my favourite pony pictures.

How is your quest for becoming a pone going?

Remember:
25 year virgin: Earth pony
30 year virgin: Unicorn
35 year virgin: Pegasus
40 year virgin: Alicorn

When you've reached your desired age you need to commit suicide while cumming in a real pony. The death at time of cumming transfers your soul into the sperm and real ponies act as portals to equestria for magic sperm.

>>32804503
Except for the waifufagging.

>>32804524

>>32804506
RC is great

The only soda that I cannot stand

is shasta

shit sucks

the horsepital couldnt save her legs, however she did get a nice new hat

>>32804496
>you program in JAVA?
>FUCKING JAVA?
>GET ME BACK TO EQUESTRIA RIGHT NOW

>>32804524
it's wonderful

>>32804524
HAHAHA HOLY SHIT THIS IS THE GREATEST GOD DAMN THING

>>32804535
what's up with her cutie mark

>>32804524
take me now you stud of a drawfag

>>32804529

motherfucker, i'd rather be a wizard, at least that shit has a faster turnaround.

that said, i'm in the Succubus camp. FIRMLY. in the Succubus camp.

>>32804503
>and like to speculate about its world now and again
You mean post "RAPE" over and over again.

>rather that using it as a canvas for our shitty fantasies
Is it so wrong to be creative and be inspired by the show? If Lauren Faust hadn't been playing with ponies and coming up with her own stories as a kid, we would've have had this show at all.

>>32804524
I'd suck your dick non-sexually

>>32804492
But not what 4chan stands for. Never forget that.

>>32804562
But unicorns are wizards except pone.

>>32804444
>not posting the final version

>>32804125
And I'm afraid this one will have to with for another time, for it is 6:48am and I have to wake up in... 3 hours, fuck my life. Sorry, Skyrim boy.

Later, y'all.

>>32804492
Goddamn, I can't stop staring at this gif and clapping like a retarded flying seal every time I see the goo touch.

>>32804565
i remember when jetfire would just pop in and pose two questions to steer everything back to awesome worldbuilding

i miss jetfire...

>>32804576
>apple jacks
>pinkie laughing at their misery

Guys, is there money in pony art? I want to fund my own comics, and I am willing to draw ponies even though I totally do not really care about them.

and thus ends my ill fate foray into drawing cute pones

i do however have new found respect for all artists because this is some TOUGH SHIT.

>>32804590
Same.

Stared at it for ages yesterday.

>>32804590
there's an actual .sfw file for it, which has randomized laval patterns. it's rather clever

>>32804593
Why don't you give it a shot?

>>32804599
Bronies will eat up shit as long as it's about ponies

>>32804565
> If Lauren Faust hadn't been playing with ponies and coming up with her own stories as a kid, we would've have had this show at all.
Ah yes, I am so looking forward to the grimdark post-apocalyptic pony show we can look forward to in about 20 years.

>>32804604
10/10
draw more

>>32804581
>with
wait*

OFF TO THE BED WITH ME

>>32804599
take commissions for
1) drawing shitty original characters
2) drawing art for fanfictions
3) drawing pony porn

get a name for yourself on ponychan and you'll be rich, but you'll also contemplate suicide every day for pandering to those autistic fucks

>>32804612
link

>>32804612
I would say that I would love to have this .swf but I know I would lose a good part of my day just watching it loop on and on and on and on and on and on and on... then get some food... and on

>>32804599

yes. but there's a helluva lot more money in general furry art.

the pone community care more about quality control, and they pay less.

>>32804604
itll come with time. I suck, too

anyway, who wants a drawing?

no?

>>32804620
Oh dear...

Hell possibly sooner. 10 years (6th gen?) is quite probable...

>>32804621
stop mocking me, its depressing that what i shat out is what people draw to make fun of
well
people like me

youre a real fagnig

>>32804614
i'm not that good bro. Jetfire just had a fucking shit ton of miscellaneous things to throw on the board, i'm just like
>so uh
>ponies that use magic by...uh...singing?

or

>ponies, in ancient india!

>>32804638
Spike showing Rarity Bad Dragon

>>32804253
Huh.

Now that is a really neat picture.

>>32804599

Someone paid 20 dollars for this.

It's not even well-drawn.

>>32804628
>>32804636

So based on my pony art I posted, can I turn ponies into money?

Would like, 5 bucks a pony be a good deal?

I need sleep...

>>32804629
>>32804634
i don't....actually know
try googling derpy laval lamp or something. it might be on /f/

>>32804666
why is the tree covered in shit

>>32804652
Dude what
Are you for real
Chill the fuck out

>>32804667
You can probably charge $35 per OC

>>32804654
>ponies that use magic by singing
>eldar bonesingers

>>32804667
you could charge $10 per drawing of some autists' shitty original pony character, and you'll rake in cash

charge $20 for a custom art cover to a fanfiction

and make a sliding price scale for porn images

>>32804688

holy fuck you're yanking my dick, aren't you?

Where the fuck would I find someone who would pay 35 dollars for a 10 minute pony drawing?

>>32804657
pff.

okay.

>>32804699

Welcome to furries.

>>32804684
Because Rainbow Dash is a shitty character

>>32804674
It's on Deviantart you autistic fucktard who can't get a date and lives with his mother and collects plastic toys and never works out and has a big red neckbeard.

>>32804666
>>32804666
>>32804666
am I the only one who sees the HURR DURR face?

>>32804692
>eldar bonesingers
i was thinking more like vedic chanters

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0tZv9utp-oc

hinduism has this big thing about sound being the underlying fabric of the universe, singing taps into it

>>32804707

>>32804657

i'd watch that.

>>32804667

honestly, you can charge whatever the hell you want to. these people do not care.

if you write an instance for it, too, you can charge even more.

>>32804699

Check out this faggot's price scale. He got so many commissions off this shit he had to close submissions. If you're as good as him you're set forever.

http://siansaar.deviantart.com/journal/Commissions-closed-270066398

>>32804688
woah, has the market spiked that much? i thought we were still hovering around $10

>>32804699
Dude.
People pay $5k for plushies, do you think they won't buy shitty drawings for $35?

>>32804715
HEY
I AINT NO FUCKIN' GINGER

>>32804739

>get good at drawing ponies
>try drawing humen
>get to the feet

WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK

THIS IS AWFUL

I ACTUALLY WANT TO VOMIT FROM HOW BAD THIS LOOKS

HOW CAN I HAVE CREATED SOMETHING THIS AWFUL

IT KEEPS HAPPENING TOO

WHAT THE FUCK, FEET

>>32804729
>http://siansaar.deviantart.com/journal/Commissions-closed-270066398
>$70 for a full shade
let me guess he's some shitty little fag who just picked up a-
>his gallery
oh, this guy's actually kind of good

http://siansaar.deviantart.com/art/the-goddess-244719673

excuse me while i mastur-I MEAN EXAMINE THIS FURTHER IN MY STUDY
NOBODY COME IN FOR ABOUT AN HOUR

>>32804751
Same with hands, really

>>32804739
THAT'S the one that most offended you?
Dude, you need help. And to get laid.

has anyone got picturees of spike I could borrow quickly

>>32804751

roll up. waist-above only.

HAPPY NEW YEAR!

LOVE FROM AUSFALIA!

>>32804756

Are you fucking serious dude? How have you not seen ANYTHING by carnifex before? We bitch about him almost weekly.

>>32804730
Those idiots over on dA are willing to pay me $30 - $40 for these stupid vectors of their OCs. Bronies don't seem to understand the concept of money. Just wish more of them didn't have shit OCs so I'd be willing to do more...

>>32804751
You could always do what Rob Liefeld does and always hide the feet behind some foreground object.

Just kidding, don't ever imitate him for any reason.

>>32804761
that's the fucking joke you-
wait, crap, i always fall for those

>>32804762

>>32804756
>that shading
>good

its weird, my mother does a lot of this stuff and is a professional, but the most she ever sold something for was 150 pound. then these furries pretend to be artists and make half that in a quarter of the time one of her paintings would.

its fucking mental

>>32804769
God Fluffy, I fucking love you, why dont you live close to me?

>>32804767
>carnifex
that name rings some serious bells, but the art style wasn't reminding me of anything in particular

let me guess, he's an ok artist but a massive faggot?

>>32804786
>rape

>>32804762
ok you can borrow it, BUT MAKE SURE IT GETS BACK TO ME

>>32804784
i said kind of
and this is on the DA art scale. kind of = will never get any kind of comission in real life

>>32804769

SO MANY UNNECESSARY DESIGN ELEMENTS

FUCKING KILL IT

Also that's a fuckload of money dude, especially since you have most of the shit done already and don't even have to do an interesting pose. I should learn how to vector. Color me jealous. And a little bit disgusted because you kind of don't even deserve that money. I like you but it's not like this takes any particular skill at all. It's essentially tracing and pasting.

I just got my first tablet all ready to go
it is hard to draw without resting the wrist

>>32804769
Just say fuck it and do more man
We'll always love you
And you can always replace pride with money

>>32804784

because they don't care.

it's not about the art, and it's not about the cock; they have imagination for the cock. it's about the ego, the fact that they could get ahold of art, ANY art, glorifying their fetish.

and as we've seen for years and years, price is no object when ego gets involved.

>>32804769
I'm totally screencapping this and posting it to your DA page.

>>32804797
A Spike pic, I'll steal it! No one will ever know!

>>32804808
just rest your wrist on the tablet

>>32804769
We now you are a cool guy Fluffy, we'll understand if you want to become a prostitute

>>32804797
Just realized you probably wanted it without the hat

>>32804808
Turn off touch, though, or you'll find the cursor jumps around like a flea.

>>32804769
>$30-$40 per shitty oc drawing
.....
i gotta learn how to draw
i'm desperate and broke enough

>>32804792

Yeah kind of.

Well actually he was alright the few times I talked to him but he got sucked into the furry and OC shit and hangs around that crew now.

Here's something he drew that I liked.

could somebody post a few of the "how to draw" things?

because this is getting frustrating, though i guess its a little better

>>32804835
>but he got sucked into the furry and OC shit and hangs around that crew now.
oooh, now i remember
shit

>>32804519
When was the last time you saw a good original character?

>>32804843
Yo, draw with quick strokes.

>>32804835

oh. at first i thought that nurse pony was the crazy chick from Misery.

i'm surprised nobody's done a Misery spoof with Dash and Spitfire.

>>32804843

>>32804751
Feet.
Hands.
Face.
Everyone always has a problem with one or more of them.
Always.

>>32804848
i'd like to think the ones i've designed are at least a little bit above the background

but uh....

...uh..

...i like sleepy pony's design, i guess.
grumpy guss is ok too.

>>32804848
Ice Pack.

>>32804854
Funditfunditfunditfunditfundit.

takemymoney.jpg

>>32804848
best oc

>>32804866
He said "good"

>>32804850
you mean just by moving the pointer fast? im using a touchpad so i dunno how wise that is,but ill keep it in mid for if i ever get shit

like a mouse

>>32804848

Rose's chracters are alright.

Also this guy.

Notice how they don't have retarded frivolous design elements.

>>32804866
ice pack's mostly played for laughs (not necessarily a bad thing), he doesn't have much of a discernible personality from what i've seen, at least he has a good design

Would you rather:

A) Live in Equestria but not be able to be friends with your favourite pone (or have sex with any pone)
B) Live in the real world with your favourite pone as your sex slave?

>>32804848

that Vanilla Coke one from before in this thread.

>>32804884
>>32804866
>>32804865
on a related note
color theory with regards to ponies or other species is probably one of the most difficult and mindbending things i've ever approached

>>32804885
Read his tumblr? Kind of creates a personality for him.

>>32804848

>>32804769
>Those idiots over on dA are willing to pay me $30 - $40 for these stupid vectors of their OCs
>pay me $30 - $40 for... stupid vectors... OCs
>$40... vector... OCs

>>32804891
>Implying that I want to sex up my favourite pony.

>>32804891
Do they have to be a slave?

>>32804901
Oh you.

>>32804805
I understand what you're saying. I was never a fan of exploiting or using people myself. But you'd be surprised at what people pay for. I mean, people pay others to make ponies in that pony creator. I just kind of stopped caring. If they want to throw money at me it's whatever, you know? Not like I take many commissions anyway. They're mostly really bad, dark and edgy, OCs...

>>32804769
Offmodel
If it's so easy your vectors should be perfect. Don't be lazy, give these people their money's worth!

>>32804904
I don't want to do that either, I just wanted to know how many in here actually fap to pone.


>>32804907
No.

>>32804902

I know, right? I'm fucking depressed now. I know that I could learn to vector and get money easily but that wouldn't be teaching myself to actually draw and it would just be mindless shit.

Fuck.

>>32804891
I don't have to keep her as a slave if I don't want to, right?

>>32804881
Yeah, if you don't move it fast it doesn't look good

>>32804921
No.

>>32804899
a bit, it's rather nice to have a character's personality laid out through actions alone, with no backstory, but he's not quite there yet

weaver's having a little too much fun with him though

>>32804884
This is overcast. He's glum.

God I feel dirty now for designing a pony.

>>32804918
Hey, some of us who fap to pone don't want slavery

>>32804835
Ohhh, that would be the guy who drew the elusive pictures? The whole idea behind these images is pretty cool, even if the fact that they're ponies isn't.

>>32804926
Well it's not a hard choice then.

>>32804920
well, look at this as motivation to learn to draw
YOU GET EASY FUCKING MONEY IN THE END

>>32804565
yeah the true MY Little Pony fan knows, 4chan is just all tightwad faggot you have to ignore it or go away. these are bronies who only like the show, they made the word and defined it as such even.

>>32804891

>take Rarity into this world
>don't keep her as a sex slave
>just hang out and Learn Shit about fashion

no problems.

>>3280489

Well shit. SHIT.

hey guys.

it's just a show.

seriously its been over a year

just a show guys

>>32804960
You should have said bronies.

>>32804953
>roaring 20s rarity
oh shit this is cool as hell

>>32804953
You'd actually keep her away from her best friends?

You monster. Putting your own happiness over hers.

>>32804915
Dat autism

>>32804954
>Not futa
Not interested

>>32804914

I couldn't give two fucks less about the people paying you, they can give up their money for shit all they want. I'm just kind of pissed that you personally are able to rake in that kind of money doing what is essentially copy and pasting digital shapes while people who are applying actual artistic skills get nothing. I'm not mad at you, and I know you can draw, it's just... Fuck. It's unfair. And stupid. I hate this fandom.

> people pay others to make ponies in that pony creator

Fuck, stop. Please just stop. I can't take this anymore.

>>32804960
You know what makes me fucking mad like Gilda having a party with faggots she doesn't like?

>Bronies and Skyrim

>>32804972

yep.

no problems.

>>32804933

It's shit.

>>32804915
But it wouldn't be unique if I went perfect on-model!

>>32804960

fuck it man, thanks for the tip but ill try it later when its not new years eve

>>32805001
octopone

>>32804915
That's not what off-model means

God damn I want to kill people who use terms they don't understand

>>32805001

fuck was this supposed to be

>>32804981
why do you think you're here instead of on ponychan

as bad and as horrible as this place becomes, at least we have taste, and SOME FORM of shame

>>32804960

>>32805026
This isn't even my final form of shame

>>32805014

i thought since im so shit at drawing legs id get a little practice

maybe my special talent is just drawing shit abominations

>>32804933
I've made worse.

>>32805026

Shut up DinoFag.

>>32805014
you writing more humanized stories. I haven't seen you in so long. I love your black Twilight and Rarity, had you done Pinkie yet?

Guys

guys

What if we all made ourselves as ponies

And made them into OCs

Yesterday's thread provided some nice results from this, the diner pony actually seemed quite interesting

>>32804990
Of course it's shit, it came from me, didn't it?

>>32805045

Tried it once. It sucked. Never again.

>>32805034

i'm sure there's some Cthulhu fetishists out there you can market it to.

that's the great thing about the internet. it brings together billions of people with trillions of fetishes, there's always SOMEBODY who'll pay you for the shit you produce.

>>32805040
i always speak the truth
with a dick in my mouth

>>32805045
no

>>32805045
there was some pony who ended up being a pure scientist pursuing the properties of light, he was basically shunned by the magic research community as a loon, and had this weird intellectual rivalry with twilight.

i kind of liked that guy

>>32805045
>oc
Okay let's try this
>remember I have no imagination
Wait it's a self insert so it will be easy
>remember I'm a lazy fuck
And apparently I still have dignity so fuck that

>>32805051

The Self-Deprecating, Non-Contributing tripfag schtick got old like a year ago with Dino-Fag. I don't know why people think this is still endearing or whatever else makes them want to do it.

>>32805072
I like that idea

>>32804673
did you make that
I love you

>>32805045
That'd be depressing. My self-insert would try to self-insert into the main cast and fail horribly because he's just as foreveralone as me

>>32804981
I got'cha. And I completely agree. Sure, it took like 3 months at 5 hours a day to make the entire library, but making the images now is almost no work at all.
Also, no one ever commissions actually drawings from me. Only vectors. So I kinda know the feel of that last part too.
This fandom sure is silly!

>>32804991
I'm sorry, I don't like my smooth lines made lumpy.

So is this the same Fluffy that collabed with Zone for Wakfu, cause I find it hard to believe that THAT Fluffy would be incapable of creating a clean vector.

>>32804673
She looks wrong
Oh so very wrong

>>32805042

i fell off the horse.

>>32805072

Well thank you, though I honestly don't want to limit him to just light. I'd like to imagine that empirical sciences in Equestria is still undeveloped enough for polymaths to exist easily

>>32805078
hey, i'm the ORIGINAL failure-that-won't-fuck-off
everyone else is just a poser

>>32805094

>it took like 3 months at 5 hours a day to make the entire library

Well, this makes me feel a little less wronged, but still you only do one pose in those commission vectors anyway so...

Whatever man. I fucking love you. You're awesome. I hope my grump didn't make you feel shitty or whatever. I'm just tired.

>>32805098
>taking things so seriously on the internet
But why?