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12/30/11(Fri)22:50 No.32798449>"So, anon. How is she?" >"Huh? Who?" >"Y'know. Fluttershy." >"Uhhh. She's fine. Where'd that come from, Big Mac?" >"Haha, nope, I'm not talking about that." >"What are you talking about?" >"You've been living up with her for the past year, she seems pretty comfortable around you, you haven't made any effort to try and get back to your world... How is she?" >"I don't-...wait, what the... Oh, what the hell man, what the fuck?" >"What?" >"You actually think I'm-" >"You haven't been rutting her? That's not what ah heard." >"T-...that's, I dunno, weird as fuck, man. We aren't even the same species, and she doesn't seem like that kind of girl to-" >"C'mon, partner. There are no humans here. You haven't even thought of maybe settling down with a nice mare or griffin or something and-" >"W-well, I mean, I haven't even met a human woman in forever, and it's not like I consider you people "animals" or something, but..." >"So? The hell you waiting for?" >"...She's...more like a sister to me. She saved my life and took me in, and, and-." >"Oh. Hahaha! Whatever. Your loss. Hey, barkeep, more cider." |