>rape

>>32784040
>>32784077
>>32784103

>rape

>dat uncomfortable Rarity

unf

Hay guys, how do you think of my OC pon. Her name is Lonewolf Shadowmaker. She is an alicorn who has the power to manipulate reality. Her magic is the strongest in all of Equestria (even stronger than Twilight and Celestia and Luna combined.) She only comes out at night to visit her parent's grave. They were killed by Discord. She will get revenge one day on Discord.

MLPG: special >rape edition

If someone could draw a pretty simple bacon and eggs cutie mark, that's be rather swell.

Are you ready for some real apple action in episode 15?

Season 2 Episode 15
Airdate: 1/28/12
Title: The Super Speedy Cider Squeezy 6000
Description: The Flim Flam brothers challenge the Apples to a Cider Making Contest for the farm.

> cider

sorry lauren, you are history now

FLIM FLAM BROTHERS UP IN THIS BITCH
FLIM FLAM BROTHERS BE BREAKING YOUR SHIT

do you think the flim flam brothers are pones or non-pones

>>32784159
wtf is going on with lunas legs there

Fuck, why do I have so much fun dicking around with the creator?

>>32784118
The way eyes are drawn, it looks like they are made of glass.

>>32784174
LUNA IS A DRUNKARD. CANON FROM THE CANON GOD

HELP I CAN'T STOP RAPING SMUDGE THE UNICORN WITH OGRES

>>32784174
Cider isn't inherently alcoholic...

>>32784173
my mare vagina is ready

>>32784163
>She only comes out at night to visit her parent's grave
Lost it

>>32784174
Cider isn't alcoholic.

HEY GUYS, WHAT DO YOU THINK OF MY OC

HE'S A BLANK FLANK BC HE HSA SO MANY SPECIAL TALENSTS LIKE SEXXYNESS AND MAGIC THAT I COULDN'T PICK JUST ONE

NOTICE HIS LARDGE AND VIRILE HORNM, HE'S MROE MAGIKCALLY POWERFULL THAN EVEN THE GREAT TWILGHITI SPRAKEL

It gets pretty awkward when Lyra and Bon Bon's families come together

>>32784159

>>32784174
>implying cider has to be alcoholic

>>32784163
>people still use pony generators
>not drawing your pony by hand
You bitches are smalltime.

Also that new episode sounds awesome. New ponies! Maybe inventor ponies! Male ponies!

>>32784174
Cider can be non-alcoholic.

>>32784157

Hmmm

Interesting, but I'm really set on him studying pony science. It doesn't have to be magic, just science, he could have fuckall to do with magic. Though considering the setting, magic without science is quite off.

Celestia and Luna are the best family

>>32784191
Cider actually needs to be at least 2.25% alcoholic to be countered as cider. The process of making cider, I think it's the yeast part, makes it alcoholic.

Rarifags...

>>32784094
learning multiple branches of magic is basically reserved for twilight and a handful of super genetically superior unicorns
any kind of OC in that echelon isn't interesting.

better idea, you OC is a sort of illusionist, and is breaking down how light and mirrors work, something equivalent to newton's studies of the subject

bonus points if he goes a little overboard and ponies start hearing about him raiding crypts for the eyes of cadavers, in order to study the focusing properties of the eye.

why ami such a fag about these things anyway?

>>32784202
We're getting to the CLIMAX!
....
get it? :D

>>32784198
>That face
>I've seen some shit

Did your pony take ten tabs of LSD or something?

>>32784197
Someone's never had hard cider

this is rape the hedgehog

>>32784227
thought it was the fermentation of the apples. they can get pretty strong

>>32784202

>>32784202
>royal tightness
hahahaha oh shit

>>32784211
Basically, you didn't drew that, you just used a base and then used the Pen tool.

>>32784211
Shut up Nanaki your oc is still a work in progress!
WHAT A LOSER

Also best family (You know it to be true)

>>32784197
They don't even sell non-alcoholic cider around here.

>>32784197
>>32784206
>>32784218

see >>32784227
retards

>>32784227
>Sometime after Prohibition the word cider came to mean unfiltered, unfermented apple juice. In current U.S. usage the term is used for both fresh-pressed juice and fermented products, although the latter are often called hard cider. Apple juice, meanwhile, refers to a clear, filtered, pasteurized apple product.

>For instance, in Pennsylvania, apple cider is legally defined as an "amber golden, opaque, unfermented, entirely nonalcoholic juice squeezed from apples". Imitation "cider" products may contain natural or artificial flavours or colours generally recognized as safe, provided their presence is declared on the label by the use of the word "imitation" in type at least one-half the size of the type used to declare the flavour. Cider containing more than 0.15 percent alcohol by volume is classified as hard cider.

>>32784219
>Though considering the setting, magic without science is quite off.
which is why a pure science pony would be interesting. possibly throw in some prejudices by his peers
>what a fraud. science without magic is too difficult! he'll be playing with sparks of electricity in his basement until the end of his days!
>there is no need to advance technology further, we're perfectly happy where we are

>>32784240
Im a bit unsure, I make mead and there is the yeast that does it.

>>32784252
Hush you.

>>32784253
At least my OC can tame his hair.

Season 2 Episode 15
Airdate: 1/28/12
Title: The Super Speedy Cider Squeezy 6000
Description: The Flim Flam brothers challenge the Apples to a Cider Making Contest for the farm.

discuss.

>>32784202
>royal tightness
>here comes dicky
this comic, man

>>32784246
Mares have internal clitorises.

>>32784273
another possibility, if twilight must interact with your character, make it such that she doesn't like or agree with him

>OCs having animosity towards the main cast

it's incredibly rare, actually

>playing the pone dating visual novel
>mfw rainbow dash gets brutally raped in every route that isn't hers because you weren't there to save her
>the lesson of RD's route is that she isn't as strong as she thinks and it's okay to have someone to rely on sometimes
>mfw fluttershy kills a chimera in combat in her route, desperately trying to save you
>the lesson of her route is that she's stronger than she thinks she is
>mfw fluttershy has more sex scenes than all of the secondary characters combined
>applejack's route doesn't even have a plot, it's just sex seperated by applebucking scenes
>mfw this game is clearly written by a brony

I can't argue with that, OP. Her dad is Tom Selleck for fuck's sake.

>>32784272
>Pony story about prohibition
>Told like Boardwalk Empire
>Applejack's dad is running the biz, get to see young Applejack making moonshine for her daddy
>Written and drawn by Tracy from Lackadaisy Cats

SHUT UP AND TAKE MY MONEY

What if The Last Roundup only briefly shows the other mares searching for AJ at the beginning and end, and has ~20 minutes of AJ adventuring on her own?

THIS JUST IN: Applejack fan numbers soar as the two back to back episodes take MLPG by storm. More news at 10.

>>32784280
>Almost 2012
>Not letting your hair grow freely as a symbol of the freedom you have as an individual. A being that isn't meant to be tamed by rules and regulations.

>>32784257
If we gonna go by a strict "nameing" thing.
Here (durp swedun), they brand soda that taste like cider as: "Soda with Ciderchacter", and everything else above 2.25% as Cider.

>>32784311
Someday...

>>32784304
Link?

>>32784318
i liked applejack before it was cool.

>>32784304
Wait, this exists?!
link please.

>>32784311
D'aww.

>>32784210

>>32784311
That is kind of amazing.

>>32784325
>sweden

>>32784311

oh

no...

I hope the Flim Flam brothers are more inbred hick earth ponies

>>32784315
i actually would not like this
i want pure adventure, for fuck's sake, can we have an episode that's set somewhere besides ponyville or canterlot?

>>32784311
>mfw

/co/, why did you ask me to colour this

why

>a applejack episode has been announced in my absence
>squeezing is in the title

OH YOU

YOU TIMED THIS DIDN'T YOU

>>32784323
fuck i lost my shit
all over the floor and walls

>>32784318
>>32784283
>>32784238
>inb4 Berry Punch, AJ and Mac being-fuckwasted-Art

>>32784358
eugh, you need to work on your shading

>>32784302

Yeah, see >>32783574 , I intend to have them be pretty belligerent with one another. Either that or this 'rivalry' is really in his head and Twilight doesn't mind having another knowledgeable pony around, though he does. I just have to make sure my rabid Twilight waifufaggotry doesn't get the better of me

>>32784304

What pone dating sim would this be.

>>32784358
What the fuck. I can't believe this is a thing.

>>32784358
Why the fuck did you comply? You have only yourself to blame, now fuck off.

>>32784323
>Almost 2012
>Not growing your hair out for every victory you have, putting bells in it and braiding it, and only cutting it when you are defeated to show your contrition

> Flim Flam brothers
> vs Applejack and Big Mac

Are we gonna have a sister and brother team-up?

>>32784246
Welp, I'm satisfied, thanks bro.

>>32784358

>>32784358
Saged, hidden, called police, requested the new mod from /a/, wrote a personal appeal to Jimmy Wales, unsaged, posted Cheerilee

>>32784356
She never asked for this.

Fluttershy is a very bad actress

>>32784395
Why, Applejack, I...

is there any fanart of the flim flam brothers with their cocks in AJ's mouth and pussy

wait how many of them are there

>>32784372
a slightly insane fellow who's so used to being shunned that he sees animosity where there is none?
not a bad plan

but i'd still like to see twilight dislike a pony

>>32784323
>using symbolism as a way of being lazy and dirty and not cutting your hair

>>32784404
that time at the gala, and that one other time were so funny

>>32784396

I was about to rage at you for not recognizing Edward Scissorhands until I realised you were replying to a different pic

>>32784378
>Almost 2012
>getting defeated

>>32784410
Wait, have the Flim Flam brothers appeared before?

>>32784394
>226x220

>>32784358
colourer why u use powers for evil?

Why isn't there a big BGM collection
Taking that shit by ear directly from the show is so time-consuming.

>>32784370
Just a casual night at the bar with Berry Punch.

>>32784384
I just hope Big Mac says something more than:
EYUP
or
NOPE

>>32784395
Well this is interesting.

>>32784410

>Mfw there's five of them
>all that gang-rape porn

>>32784395

Oh Applejack! You're such a silly pony!

>>32784395

>That feel when your best friend gets drunk and confesses his homosexual feelings for you
>That feel when you ostracized and belittled him for it
>That feel when if you could turn back time, you'd confess your similar feelings and live happily ever after

>>32784429
No. We literally just learned that they will exist months from now in the future.

There are 14 fan images of them on Ponibooru, though.

>>32784422
Sh-SHUT UP WOLF. RED XIII IS A BETTER NANAKI THEN YOU'LL EVER BE

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZpfxHqXjxCc&feature=g-u&context=G2457fe6FUAAAAAAABAA

>Apple family episode

okay.png

>>32784451
>That feel where you know it would never work out.

DOOOORKS

>>32784440
Would you let OPPP suck your butt?

>>32784444
but that's what makes him the best

>>32784466
Fluttershy episodes will come, just you wait.

>>32784466
yeah, fuck you, losershy

Braids are fine too

>>32784466
Of course it's okay, what did you expect? A Fluttershy episode? But they don't make episodes of background pones!

>>32784487
No, Applejack. You heard wrong.

>>32784440

And that's how Applejack became Lesbeans

>>32784493
Season 3 will have a Cheerilee episode, though I suppose technically she is more of a major character than Fluttershy.

>>32784487
oh AJ~
all the better to grab you by and pull

>>32784487
braids are classy and sexy

>>32784466
This makes me happy, but honestly. Pinkie episodes now and forever, thanks. Now we just need confirmation of a Fluttershy episode and things should be set.

>>32784515
the shit you say

You're starting a D&D group. You're only allowed to have one pony in it, along with your other friends. Which pony would you choose to play D&D with you?

Shit YES

Applejack episodes are the best episodes

It's about time we got some more episodes of best pony.

>>32784477
AJ's so fresh you could suck her butt.

>>32784462
I think your pony would be cute if he styled his hair. Give it a shot, at least~

>>32784478
He said full and coherent sentences in Applebuck Season, with his EYUPs sprinkled in when appropriate. I'd like to think they could start characterizing him as more than a catchphrase spouter.

>2 Rarity episodes close to each other
>2 Dash episodes in a row
>Pinkie episode
>2 Applejack episodes in a row
>Still no news of a Fluttershy episode

>>32784358

WHY.

JUST. WHY.

>>32784539
Twilight, she might actually follow the rules.

>>32784558
why not?

>>32784534
Wait a min...this was a sketch yesterday posted by Anon, my god it's just awesome! Is this anon here?

>>32784541
>Implying AJ doesn't have a sweaty, dirt-caked and callused asshole from working in the fields all the time.

>>32784539
Twilight and AJ are the only reasonable choices for ANY of these "pick a pony for real life" situations.

>Applejack and Mac episode
>Flim flam brothers
>Cinder
My body is not ready for this

>>32784543
k

>>32784415

The more I think on that, the more I like it. Maybe one of his university theses got disproved or was otherwise made obsolete by Twilight's work, and now that he's living in the same town as her his mind goes full spaghetti falls out of pocket mode she's around while Twilight just acts friendly and thinks he's a little bit off.

>>32784543
>flap flap flap flap

>>32784578
>Pick a pony to have fun with
>Picking Twilight or AJ
But that's wrong.

>>32784534
Both Pinkie's look so cute

>>32784578
>AJ
>implying she won't get bored and make up horrible excuses to go back to work

>>32784568
Oh, this was a request I made of Reuniclus yesterday. It's in his FiMChan thread, unfinished as yet!

>>32784358
I SURE HOPE THIS DOESN'T BECOME THE NEW TWILIGHT IN A DIAPER PIC

Well... at least Big Mac may actually talk this time.

Took off my trip for this.
He, obviously, makes coffee for a living and uses his vacation time to try and get better deals on coffee beans for his store. He also has a bit of a caffeine addiction. He's pretty arrogant when it comes to anyone other than his regulars, but that's mainly because he doesn't believe other ponies have the slightest idea what they are talking about. Opions?
INB4 [spoilers][/spoilers]>OCs[spoilers][/spoilers]

>>32784539
Pinkie Pie, because she would think out of the box (inside the chimney) and be the best Loony player ever!

>>32784610
GET OUT

>>32784600
>his
TIL reu is a man.

>>32784602
>Big Mac
>talking
EEEEEEEEEENOPE XDDDDDD

Wanna come down to my apple cellar and get wild with some apple cider, /co/? It's my family recipe.

>>32784602
>yfw he says EEEEYUP and NOPE forty-seven times and has no other lines

>>32784600
Oh, thanks!

>mfw I have two pages of horse anatomy open so I can get this sex scene right
>my dad is sitting across from me, I'm visiting for new years

Final Destination

>We will never see the inside of Rainbow Dashes house.

>>32784358
Why boner

>>32784539
Which edition? I mean, can you imagine the pure cheese you'd end up with if you brought Twilight to a 3.5E game? My fa/tg/uy senses are tingling already.

>>32784598
>implying AJ isn't the loyalest of friends and most dependable of ponies

She'd suffer through it to make you happy.

>>32784253
for some reason my first impression from that thumb nail was Ed Edd and Eddy as diamond dogs

>>32784600
wait, but he finished it

>>32784629
Sorry, I don't drink.

Who's a bitch

>>32784563

Twilight is the only reasonable choice.

Applejack probably wont care for it, why play pretend.

Rarity would probably scorn the game for being lowbrow and unfashionable.

Rainbow Dash would play a barbarian who would charge everyone including her own party members.

Fluttershy would refuse to play a game with the intent to hurt anyone, whether they are fictional or not .

And Pinkie Pie would be the chaotic neutral nutcase to end all chaotic neutral nutcases.

>>32784358
What is he saying in the bottom left? lookehsakes?

>>32784656
You.

>>32784602
I hope he does, the longest was in.. the applebucking episode right?

>>32784610
Oh my, a fan character that isn't a mary sue!

>>32784612
imagine that she's landing on your dick each time
her vagina makes a squelching sound

>>32784656
Applejack and Rainbow Dash and Rarity.

Fuck strong willed women, i need moe anime girls who will lower their standards for me.

>>32784656
Not Marcellus Wallace.

>>32784659

Those apples are horrifying

>>32784640
It would make me unhappy that she's suffering through it.

"Damnit, AJ. Don't play if you're not having fun." I growl. "B-but, you don't wanna" "I SHOULD HAVE HAD TWILIGHT COME OVER INSTEAD"

>>32784666
He is going to because they challenge the apples brothers.

>>32784602
>HEY BIG MAC WE FLIM FLAM BROTHERS WILL BE ABLE TO PASTE YOU AT A CIDER CONTEST
>big mac looms over them with a menacingly long neck
>EEENOPE
>Team FlimFlam is blasting off again

>>32784666
Winter Wrap Up

>>32784118
>Apple family
fucking macfags

>>32784668
It isn't?

>>32784629
Good time as any to take up drinking...

>>32784675
I HATE DASH BECAUSE SHE WAS ANNOYED AT FLUTTERSHY WHEN SHE ALMOST GOT EVERYONE KILLED

IT'S TOTALLY UNREASONABLE

>>32784693
FLUTTERWAIFUFAG

>>32784649
I have no idea why this made me laugh so fucking hard but it did.

>>32784682
I hope the Flim Flam Brothers are a Dukes of Hazard parody.

"OH BOY IT SURE LOOKS LIKE THEM FLIM FLAM BROTHERS GOT THEMSELVES IN A WHOLE HEAP OF TROUBLE!"

>>32784666

Indeed it was. Personally, I'm more enticed by the possibility of seeing their parents than hearing more varied speech from Big Mac, but I'm still very interested in both. I'm also very glad we're getting two Applejack episodes.

>>32784629

>>32784703
They are dead Lyra.

>>32784711
No Anon, you're dead

Oh spike you bi-smexious thing you!

NHE HE HE HE HE HE

THE APPLE FAMILY WILL NEVER BEAT US

>>32784713
>Implying im not a zombie.

Watch the show fagget.

>>32784711

>>32784715
I would save a male Rarity from danger.

>>32784634
My god. I snap my laptop shut whenever someone else is in the room with me and all I do is browse these threads. You're a brave man.

>>32784725
OH GOD WHAT IF THE FLIM FLAM BROS ARE A NEGA-VERSION OF THE APPLES

evil sweetie
evil mac
evil AJ
evil granny

>>32784715
That comic always gives me the weirdest boner.

>>32784732
>Implying I cant retract my dick

But dam you can use magic.

>>32784715
oh the dog faces

> inb4 clopfics about Flim Flam brothers double dishing Applejack with creamy pony semen

>>32784725
>WAH WAH WAH WAH

I will pay serious money for this

>Super FlimFlam World.jpg

boop

>>32784753
hmm

>>32784739
>mfw this is what is going to happen

>>32784753
>Appleshy

>>32784739

Shut up and take my dosh.

>>32784725
YES. TAKE ALL MY MONEY.

All these Rainbow Dash and Rarity episodes in the beginning of the season means that there will be no Rainbow Dash or Rarity episodes later on.

What if Susan Blu voices Flim and Flam?

>>32784753
>appleshy

that's a rare one

>>32784740
Man this is my new favorite pic of human pone.

>>32784739
OH GOD BREAKING NEWS ANON HAS WORSE IDEAS THAN BIOWARE

all of you artists who won't draw gore just need to get over your hangups already

>>32784753
My penis is twitching

>>32784758
The fuck is that shit

>>32784758
>mfw tombstone

what do when all your drawing ideas suck?
Start asking random people for their ideas!
so... anyone have some stupid scene they want to have drawn?

>>32784534
>I'm you from the future! Come with me if you want to live, silly!

>>32784788
Hey at least there is no homosex there.

>>32784740
Their faces are weird as hell. AJ especially.

>>32784801
Why the fuck I lol'd this hard

>>32784753

HAY THERE FLUT...

OOOOHKAY THEN BY THERE FLUTERSHY!
faggots

>>32784774
IT'S THE NEXT BIG SHIP

YOU HEARD IT HERE FIRST

>>32784800
Twilight strangling Pinkie midair with magic

>>32784792
I would rather draw gore than porn.

APPLEJACK HUGGED FLUTTERSHY IN HWE

THEY'RE TOTALLY FUCKING

>>32784800
Berry Punch in AA

>>32784800
Draw pyro pinkie pie fighting spy rarity

>>32784831
gore is porn

I want to pee some of you guys

>>32784753
It looks like neither of them want to do it, but the viewer is holding a gun to them or something

>>32784800
Draw twilight as a big beautiful black women

>>32784820
>>32784836

>>32784848
I could be your pee, anon.

>>32784857
It would be awesome if you come out from my penis

>>32784753
>that Flutterbutt

Goddammit. Time to clean out the pipes.

>>32784855
You can't stop the best ship, Lyra!

>>32784846
some might use it that way, but then everything is porn

>>32784774
>>32784820
>Great drawings received
>Appleshy finally catching on
>Twins on TV
Today has been a good day!

>>32784800

BIG MAC WEARING HIS BALL WEIGHTS ABOUT TOWN!

>>32784800
draw some diabeetus with princess celestia and filly twi

>>32784881
I dont know man its just someone coloring a very old pic.

>>32784846
Gore is beaty of innards

>>32784874
If you think about it, anything can be used for getting off. Porn is just a more popular way.

>>32784800
>what do when all your drawing ideas suck?
Think of what you like, apply onto pony.
A thing I do is "taking the next step" like someone requested "Lyra&Bonbon sharing a scarf", and with that I took and made them walk in a snow winterlandscape with cabin behind, mountains in the distance, moon in the air.

Why Sweetie Belle has a horn?

>>32784896
to fluffy herself

>>32784753
And my dreams of becoming a good drawfag were crushed that day.

Hypothetical question.

If I were in ponyville as a human and I just went up to Scootaloo and hugged her, what would happen?

>>32784896
Because unicorns have horns.

>>32784907
She's want you to superman her.

>>32784889
Anon has gore confused with guro. Ignore him.

>>32784904
It's not even that good. Go check out JJs stuff to crush your dreams.

>>32784883
SOMEONE PLEASE EXPLAIN

WHY DOES BIG MAC HAVE A CASSETTE TAPE ON HIS BALLS

>>32784896
Because her parents have horns.

>>32784907
You get the bird flu.

>>32784920
I already have anon.

>>32784919
Guro is just extreme version of regular gore.

>>32784907
Since Scoots probably would have never seen a human before, she'd probably freak out, or she'd be curious of what you were.

>>32784927
Well, her mom does, anyway.

There's something wrong with this thread...

>>32784933
Well stop it. Crushing your dreams is no way to get better.

>>32784904
Just think, if you had started drawing ten years ago you would haven been good artist by now!

>>32784952
>ponychan

EEEEEEENOPE LOL XD

>shipman, emploki
captcha

>>32784945
MY ART IS SHAMEFUR

>>32784952
That's not even sexual. Cute, but not sexual. X is not required in that file name.

>>32784952
>ponychan mods shipping

eh

hehe

>>32784907
She would kick you in the balls.

>>32784952
D'aww Ponychan mods are fags

>>32784924

THOSE ARE BALL WEIGHTS YOU GORMLESS CUNT!

>>32784947
>ten years of drawing pony

That may be too much

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fY5He1Yn3JM

Latinamerican dub of "Grifon the Brush-Off"

I liked Gilda's voice, and Pinkie's voice is still annoying as fuck.

Also:
>Soporto una buena broma como cualquier Griffin
>Griffin

Quiet people that spend a lot of time by themselves are all insane serial killers.

>>32784974
HAHA, LOOK AT THE TIME

TIME FOR SCOOTABUSE

>>32784937
>OH CELESTIA HELP ITS GOT ME WHAT IS THIS SOMEONE HEL-oh hey this is kinda nice

>>32784987
>Grffin
>No grifo
>Casi 2012

>>32784990
>MLPG is the largest public serial killer forum on the internet.

>>32784987
>Griffin
>Spanglish
No señor, no me gusta

>>32784984
>too much pony

that is impossible

well i think we all know who to blame for asking for >>32784358 to be coloured now

remember to blame ballsanon

Guys, I have the majority of my fic done, just sex left. But what's the point? 'Like Fine Wine' already did everything that could ever be hoped for and did it to a tee.

WHY COULDN'T I HAVE WRITTEN IT

>>32784987
>mfw they'll keep the original names for Pinkie friends in Party of One

>>32785019
You don't have to put sex. Sex is a tired climax, I think.

>>32785019
>'Like Fine Wine
That shit is overrated as fuck just like RR.

>>32785019
Just imply the sex.

>>32785029
>implying they won't get >raped

>>32784987
>Pinkie's VA annoying
>Not Rainbow Dash

>soporto la broma como cualquier grifo

>>32785029
>>32785029
KALI MAH! KALI MAH!!!

>>32785029
>Zecora in the background
>"Soon I will end this. It is far too offensive."

stop gibberishing you guys!

>>32784998
>>32785007

Gilda confirmada como hija de Peter Griffin.

>>32785021
UGH
>Desea algo de comer, señor Turnip?

>>32785021

>>32785029

>this pic would have cost $75

>>32784896
to activate guard point

>>32785029
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WikYiI8Hels

>>32785029
Carnifex is bordering very closely to being a hard vore fetishist

>browsing a store
>smell the scent of the unclean
>closest person is 30 feet away
>they get closer, the stench increases
>he's wearing a brony shirt and his friends around him are spouting memes at the post rate of /b/


TAKE A SHOWER YOU FILTHY DISGUSTING CUNTS. NO ONE WANTS TO SMELL YOU, AND USE SOME FUCKING DEODORANT.

>>32785029

>>32784163
10/10 I can't stop laughing

also, collab almost done
we'll have a mediafire download of it and shit
or something
I dunno, I didn't think that far ahead

>>32784976

While i admittedly have never tried attaching anything to my testicles, i am pretty certain that three pounds of metal dangling from my nuts is three pounds too much.

>>32785109
My bod is prepared. Will there be another, you think?

>>32784987
The fuck happened with this episode? Se suponía que lo iban a transmitir hoy! Y éste tipo subió anoche la canción de Junior Speedsters http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9xOH-v5Vtho y ahora veo que el que subió el episodio completo también lo subió ayer.
Discovery Kids is derping so hard

>>32785019
So? Write the same thing, but in different words, if you want. Or skip it, if the story is the focus.

>>32785104
Woah, bad case of the samefaces.

>>32785104
>and then everyone was >raping

>>32785109
>implying I wont burn it to a disc and print the album covers

>>32785130
indeed
nootsack is doing a hip-hop one after this is done
and I'll try to do a guitar-music based one
and a bleepbloop

and as much as I love stories and drawings of gay pones doing gay stuff
and lesbian pones
I kinda want MLPG to have MORE content than that, you know

>>32785109
>Rape: The Anthem
my god, can i get ten copies?

>>32785097
I don't like ponies, but I had to come into this thread to see this. Please for the love of god tell me that isn't real, because if it is then Boston is off my list of favorite cities

>>32785074
Is it wrong that crazy twilight fills me with sexual lust and desire?

Ye gods it'd be lunatic hot sex every night

>>32785167
its real

we feel your pain

>>32785159
Awesome. I'm working on a few things right now as well, I would love to contribute to future albums.

>>32785167
It's a greentext story on 4chan, that much i can confirm

>>32785171
Not really, but I would not say the sex would be safe for you.

>>32785171
Just imagine how quickly she can teleport. It'd be like several Twilights at once, and that's without even considering what else she could do with her horn. or to you

>>32785167
blame >ASSBURGERS

>>32785151
read my mind nigga

>>32785163
hell yeah

>>32785167
Nope, it's real. It was posted last night, sorry.

>>32785167

If it makes you feel any better, I sincerely doubt anyone here likes it anymore than you do. I certainly don't.

>>32785204
> implying greentext stories insst true

>>32785213
>These two pages
Kill me now.

>>32785167
these are the people who thought those mooninite signs were bombs
boston is the most retarded city ever

>>32785029
>>32785104
Reminds me of this old MLP cartoon:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=58T29s8bMGI

>>32785159
wait what? its almost done?

I thought I had a while too finish my thing, goddamn

anyway, the hiphop collab probably wont go through, trying to get people to rap is like trying rip a brony off fluttershy's ass

>>32785206
>Implying the element of danger isn't the best one for the bedroom

Oh god, finishing sex only for her to come at me with a sharpened pencil I have to wrest from her magical grasp. Yesssssssssssss.

>>32785143
If we make all ponies black and white, the only thing that differentiates them from eachother are:
Cutiemarks, horns, wings, hair, some bodyshapes and bodyshapes too, but most of them are just the first 4.

But I digress in the pic, it kinda looks copied.

let's stop dwelling on bronies and their horrible, nightmarish antics and post some muhfuckin' pones

>>32785239
no nooo, you got time
no worries, I haven't even started. and I was gonna have, like, 3 more people on board

>>32785213
oh god why

>>32785284
Ponies are illegal now

>>32785284
No

>>32785284
HA HA

THE FUN HAS BEEN doubles

>>32785299
not in Mexico and Canada

>>32785284
>talking about ponies
LOL, WHAT ARE YOU, GAY?

>>32785311

>>32785104

>>32785259
>implying you could overpower her
She's Twilight fucking Sparkle. Even if by some miracle she didn't decide to just rip you apart, or crush your mind into an obedient cube, she can put out more force with that horn than you could do with your entire body moving at terminal velocity. If she wants you dead, you're dead. If she wants you to love her, you're going to love her.

>>32785237
THAT IS THE MOST HILARIOUS (ponyrelated) THING I'VE SEEN!

>>32785097
my good , i for one shower 4 times a day
also started using perfume, but not even the cool kids do that really, i wonder why.

also brush your teeth young fillys!
you are now going to imagine pink pony mom doign pony mommy things

>>32785311

>>32785341
>my good , i for one shower 4 times a day
Please be joking

>>32785297
so you, me, unity, cease (maybe) and then who?

ooh, we got ourselves a lovely little circle of musicians here. one of the rare good things bout MLPG is how people are so creative in it.

whether they create something worthwhile is another thing, but at least they do

>>32785341
fuck off

>>32785352
I shower 2-3 times a day.

>>32785366
>Not taking showers once a day just before you're going to work or going out.

Casuals

>>32785341
I think the fact that people don't seem to differentiate between perform and cologne any more is quite amusing. It's a really telling sign of the stigmatisation of femininity slowly disappearing into the sociopolitical background, haha.
Also, I'm surprised you guys have never discussed what sort of scented perfumes the ponies would wear. It's so strange.

>>32785366
Do you do a lot of exercise, or heavily physical work for a job?

Cause if not that's just wasteful

>>32785325
What the fuck? Suddenly out of fucking nowhere Fluttershy and Applejack appear?

>>32785213
Ooooo.

Post moar.

>>32785383
We've discussed what the ponies smell like naturally, and they always smell pretty nice, they don't need it.

>>32785383
ponies don't need perfume

>>32785383
actually
we did

back in december

>>32785383

Rarity seems like the only one who would bother to use perfume

>>32785383
IT'S NOT A DOLL! IT'S AN ACTION FIGURE!

>>32785299
>>32785312
I will smuggle ponies in

>>32785383
>Fluttershy rolls around in flowers with her butterfly friends
>it still doesn't mask the smell of bongwater

>>32785362
>>32785352

my good, is there somethang wroong?

doods?

any poony there?

>>32785355
>>32785355
nah, Unity is done
no word from Cease, oh well, we're all busy people and don't have time for pony project shenanigans
and Dooks is still a work in progress

and I kinda wanted another dude or 2 on it
so take your time, just whenever you got spare time, y'know

>>32785383
>perform and cologne
Oh, lord, apparently I really need sleep.

>>32785442
>>32785400
>>32785397
>>32785396
>>32785389
Fair enough!

>>32785453
Ill probably submit a hiphop track with this MC guy im goading into it

>>32785461
People dont know but Applejack use apple perfume because her antural scent is orange.

>>32785442
>mfw I live in the middle of the swamp
>mfw fluttershy is now best pony

>>32785442
I will pay top dollar for a picture of Flutterhigh frolicing in the flowers with a butterfly.

TOP
DOLLAR

>that feel when you never had fun

I only cried in my whole life.

>>32785442

it'd be faster to just take a bath...

>>32785495
Are you /v/?

>>32785481
You don't need to pay that much

>>32785503

>>32785481
top dollar you say

>>32785475
awesome, it'll balance out the album fairly well
and I got shit to do
later

>>32785503
/v/ doesn't feel anything other than rage.

>>32785495

I had fun once.

>>32785544
CASUAL

>>32785511
I will also back this venture. I have -35 cents in my bank account.

AND ALL THAT COULD BE YOURS FAGNIG, IF THE PRICE IS RIGHT

>>32785520
and loneliness

>>32785544
I had fun.
Then I realized I should be practicing contributing.

>>32785495
>>32785544
also all these 5's

>>32785565

>>32785546

Someone give me a pony to sketch

>>32785588
Sweetie Belle.

>>32785559

Speaking of me being a useless piece of shit, I'll be continuing Christmas Quest tonight, assuming I don't have a migraine or forget about my commitments.

But what are the odds of either of those happening?

>>32785588
AJ

>>32785588
Fluttershy freezing up in fear midair and falling on her face.

>>32785588
Blueblood

>>32785312
mexcelente, hey guys did anyone tought of giving yourselves a narc/ganster-pony based nick name yet?

what would it be?

lets see...

>cocaine sparkle
>pinkie seizures
>white dust
>tecato
>sugarcoma
>los pony kings
>tom

>>32785505
>Implying that involves frolicking, or marihuana

nigga fluttershy don't smoke Marlboros anyway.

Rainbow Dash is, at the very least, bi-sexual and not opposed to lezzing it up with the girls.

>>32785588
Pinkie Pie.

>>32785628
Too bad no one like her.

>>32785628
>implying Equestria isn't 99% bisexual

>>32785652
Equestria isn't France

Why arn't you drawing right now?

>>32785662
They speak in français very often though

>>32785628
JEST LAIK IN MAH FAN FCITION!

>>32785669
Because I have so many sketches I'm supposed to finish I'm not sure where to start
Also because I hate coloring

>>32785669
because I just drew

>>32785669
I dont have enough free time

>>32785669
because I prefer writing as a creative avenue

>>32785669
Because I'm farting

>>32785669
I drew something for MLPG once.

It was exhausting. Maybe another time.

>>32785669
Im vectoring shit for a trixie/pinkie/dash comic (backgrounds take so god damn long to make).

>>32785669
Because I can't draw for shit.
Seriously my stuff looks worse than fagning's

>>32785688
YESSSSSSSSSS

THIS PLEASES ME. YOU NOW OWE ME 35 CENTS

>>32785669
But I am

>>32785669
Because MLPG is keeping me alive before I commit suicide.

>>32785669
i would but rigth now im in the shower, also going out today theres sun outside, and i love to play outside

also my chihuahua is going bezerk so i will give it food

>whatever is in the fridge

>>32785709
Which comic is this?

>>32785669
Because I'm doing music.

>>32785726
it's unrelated to pinkie tech. tldr dash/ranbow sneak in trixies house, give her a twilight haircut and then trixie goes apocalyptic.

>>32785724
Jessica FUCK OFF