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Fluttershy's Peaceful Morning (3/3)
12/29/11(Thu)22:35 No.32767832>>32764743 (part 1 last thread)
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A tiny fluffy thing with big round ears huddled in the corner. "She's darling! Ten bits for the grooming," said Fluttershy. Bits were exchanged, and she happily trotted back to her cottage.
Two hours later:
Both burros carried shopping bags stuffed to the brim with durable and perishable goods. The peppermint sticks in their mouths dipped up and down as they trod the path to Fluttershy's cottage. "I am glad we stopped here," said the jack, "This is a delightful little village."
"This place exudes charm from every corner!" said the jenny, and chewed on her treat. A blood-curdling holler came from the cottage, and the pair glanced at each other.
Suddenly, the door burst open, and Fluttershy hurled the pet carrier at their hooves. "YOU ASSES!" she screamed, "THIS MONSTER IS THE UNHOLY SPAWN OF DISCORD!"
Two peppermint sticks dropped to the path as their jaws fell wide.
The yellow pegasus continued, in a slightly lower volume, but if possible, her tone was even angrier. "Which one of you neglected to inform me of your pet's tendencies?!? I have NEVER met a creature as vile as your 'Little Apple'! Not only does she piss on anything and everything, she bites with the force of kitchen shears! Look!"
Fluttershy held out her forelegs. The fur was matted and smeared with blood.
The jenny gasped. The jack quietly said, "Ten bits is not enough?"
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