REQUEST TO BUTTHOLE

okay done
http://pastebin.com/yGruBXTm
Twirity tailjobbery
apologies in advance, I'm not really feeling it tonight.

>love

>rape

derpy is a very pretty pone

>>32759809

>tolerance

>>32759790
Sweet, I'll check it out now

>>32759815
I like her tits.

>>32759790
>ready to go to sleep
Dammit why did I request that
Oh well it's not like I have to wake up in 5 hours.
Oh wait...


I'm never gonna escape this place am I?

Under the moon and the sun, beneath the smoking lady
Twilight Sparkle will learn about My Little Elephants
While sustaining the Atomic Cockexplosion
that screams Yeah and the opening of CSI
~Sunglasses

>>32759822
so what about your sixty million tumblrs that never really update

>>32759853
>doitforher.png
>doher.png
>here forever
>etc.

>>32759853
Nope. I normally stick around until like, 3am, even though I have absolutely no other reason to be awake here.

If it helps, you could probably skip it. My heart isn't really in it tonight.

>>32759853
No.

>>32759853
>wake up at 10am
>ponies till 2am
>repeat

>>32759896
I presume a gif of Spike changing to Pinkie would have been too large?

>>32759881
Hey man, there's only 2 now, and one just updated.

>>32759853
>escaping MLPG before the series finale

Draw Fluttershy finding a case of weapons-grade anthrax and flipping her shit.

>>32759896

>>32759916
>escaping after the finale
That won't happen either will it?

>>32759925
>suddenly pones are made of latex

the fuck

Megasweet

>>32759925
please delete that file from your computer and never post it here again

>>32759942
So long as we're still sexualising ponies late into the night, I'll... probably be here.

That's a pretty depressing thought.

>>32759925
NEVER AGAIN

>>32759942
As long as there is porn.

>>32759948
I still love Megasweet's sexy human art, even if he also draws horse porn.

>>32759925

>>32759942
It'd better. I have shit to do in 2016.

/co/nies, are you men? Or are you muppets?

also here's some SWAT4 r34 for some sick fuck

WE STILL HAVE ONE MORE IMAGE INT HE LAST THREAD YOU FUCKS

>>32759790
Did you do any more of these or is this your first?

>>32759959
I...I didn't even think of that before posting it
Makes me rather sad
>>32759977
Well when it comes to sub/dom, I'd rather be the sub.

>>32759994

>>32759951

>>32760014
That's what we'll use to kill Smile?

>>32760000
http://clopfic.heroku.com/authors/253

Not quite my first. The other requests and shit I've done over the past week or so are under A Collection Of Short Stories. Mostly, anyway, I think I missed one.

>mfw I am finally working on that Fluttershy Bellyrubs fic.

"Biting on her lip softly, she continues to strain up and forward, not noticing the fact that she’s almost lifting you off the ground. She’s shivering every time your arm moves even a little, and you can feel her heart beating hard against her smooth velvety chest."

>>32760044
yes yes yes
do continue

this is very much relevant to my interests

>>32760044
MORE

FOR THE LOVE OF GOD MORE

>>32760044
You got my attention.

>>32760044
Her heart keeps beating but it doesn't stop, it's like a train in motion fueled by pure love. The love flows through her vains and into your heart. She loves you and you love her back. You make love and love gets everywhere. All of this love, evidence of your love.

>>32759951
>>32760014

Are you a muppet? Or are you a man?

INB4 I AM A PONI

>>32759880

>>32760089
>2000x2000
>not 5000x5000

I like fancypants.

>>32760099
I AM [SPOILER]DEAD

>>32760089
>Nyx, I...

>>32759979
I... I cannot comprehend this

>>32760089

>>32760102
oh lord this is ridiculously accurate. reu will fucking love this, and i cannot stop laughing. you're a beautiful soul, anon.

I am annoyed, MLPG. I can't browse /co/ with 4chanx or 4chan+ enabled, so I turn them off and then try Chrome without them, same problem. I decide to try Safari as a last ditch attempt to get the website to work, and it works perfectly fine.

God dammit, I don't want to use Safari!

>>32760145

Uh thanks I guess

>>32760145
Just name dropping Reu like that. No big deal.

>>32760088

Yo dawg I herd you lyke love

>>32760157
You could try the 4chan chrome extension.

someone requested sweetie belle playing with matches so I tried my best

Anyone have any more drawing requests for a drawfag with more time than skill?

>>32760157
Yo, restart your browser then it should work again.

On the way back from the range now. Jesus fuck is Broke's galil fun. Damn shame when we ran out of .223

Broke tore the shit out of that range with it, too. Just picked it up, slapped a mag in, and just dropped right into this steady rhythm that literally made everyone else on the line stop what they were doing and just watch him go. Fuckers taken that thing to more than a few matches and it fucking showed.

Introduced my buddies to glorious mosin nagant rifle. One of them is fucking hooked on it.

All in all, good range session. Next, food.

Then, birthday drunkpony rampage

>draw stuff

why can i not stop drawing dragonified rarity

>>32759925
That's hideous. Not only is the art style (metallic and muscly ponies... wat) disgusting, Nyx is in the picture.

>>32760088
s/vains/veins/g

>>32760065
>>32760074
>>32760075
"As you continue rubbing her belly her tail slowly becomes more and more erect. Like a hard sturdy penis rising to the occasion. Suddenly she starts to shit all over your stomach. The chocolate lake flows, but this is what you wanted. The diarrhea candy you gave her earlier is working 20% cooler than you imagined. You pick up her plot and drink from the source, the sweet black juice flowing into your mouth.

>>32760162
Terse is having a homosexual write|artfag relationship with reunickican'tspellhernameius

>>32760178
>>>/k/

>>32760178
>hurr MLPG is my facebook

there wasn't any episode past saturday, and there isnt going to be any episode this saturday either right?

>>32760187
No! That's not belly rubs at all!

Think of your favorite pony.

They suddenly never existed.

I WILL MURDER YOU IF YOU WON'T WRITE A SEQUEL SOON

Yup

>>32760205
next week
jan 7

>>32760175
I..uh...
Lyra and Bon Bon on a play field, with Lyra swinging on the...swing?

>>32760185
>metallic and muscly ponies

More like, melted plastic ponies.

>>32760202
>implying you're leth

>>32760133
it sums up the multiplayer in it's current state
the dude to the left is the admin, and the one on the right is the player

>>32760213
It was meant for>>32759790

>>32760205
New episode on the 8th of January, so yeah

>>32760187

>>32760215

Way to be pessimistic.

>Season 2 isn't even halfway over

fix'd.

Whycantiholdallthesefeels.jpg/3

>>32760230
Fluffy I think your pony is overdue for a good shave. Its body hair is out of control.

>>32760243
>The series is more than halfway over

>>32760215
wasn't there supposed to be a lot of songs in the 2nd half though? that is probably what I am looking forward to most

>>32760175
The picture looks fine. It might just be me but I think her forelegs are a little short.

Can I request Rarity combing Fluttershys hair.

>>32760249
OH GOD I JUST SAW THAT PICTURE
IT'S JUST SO AWESOME

>>32760243
>Halfway through
>Still no signs of a Fluttershy episode

>>32760249
DEER PRINCES CELESTIA

U R GAY

>>32760187
Licking your lips, letting her sweet black chocolate roll over your body, you thrust your head under her tail, opening your mouth wide and greedily swallowing all you can, both of you in nearly orgasmic pleasure, the sound of her moans only drowned out by glorious smelling farts seeping out between those hard, brown rocks of glorious nectar

>>32760266
This this this this this this this
ignore my request >>32760221

>>32760249
Is that supposed to be FPK, near the bottom on the right?

>>32760249
Itgivesmefeelings.jpg/3

>>32760270
Yeah the one person who voices all the ponies got tired of doing Fluttershy, so they kind of shelved her for a while.

>>32760249
>that feel when the art work you sent in to eqd still hasn't been included in a drawfriend after 3 days but this gets its own post only after being submitted to DA hours earlier

;_______;

>>32760249
This some retarded fanfiction bullshit? God damn.

>>32760249
>animu everywhere

Honestly, just a collage of screencaps would have been a lot better.

>>32760175
I think it's really cute! The way her visible hindleg curves makes it look a bit too fat and stubby, I think, but you did a fantastic job otherwise, man!

If you're willing, can I request a drawing of Fluttershy playing with a newborn cat?

>>32760249
>>32760293
Woah...

>>32760297
You a funny man.

>>32760249
I dont like that style, and the colors are horrid

>>32760296
what if i send in my art to EqD

>>32760297
>Fanfiction bullshit
>Clearly shows scenes from the show

>>32760249
Having drunk of solitude
and tasted Peace Sublime,
free from sorrow, evil-free,
one drinks of Friendships joy.

>>32760299
>>32760311
This
Seriously you guys. It's not that great. Calm down.

>>32760293
man they really didn't do justice to Sonic Rainboom with that picture. No Rarity at all? WTF.

clearly a brony drew it

>>32760301
I wish I had thought of that.
Or that someone had requested it of me
But if I was requested I'd just panic because I can't make it good
Fuck

>>32760233
What would a sequel include, anon?
Feel free to request something next time I'm feeling up to it!

>>32760293
;_;.jpg/3

>>32760313
Do it. Do it now.

Maybe say you're five years old and they might put it up out of pity.

Let's not turn this >rape into murder, guys!

>>32760296
They send a reply to you if it gets in. usually within a couple hours. Whatever they are over there at EqD, they're fast.

>>32760339
where do i do it

>>32760335
I can appreciate the amount of effort put into this but I do not really like it

>>32760328
>clearly a brony drew it
It wasn't obvious?

>>32760335
Celestia definitely looks proud of Twi.

>>32760345
oh Fluttershy, you could never rape me

>>32760335
>>32760293
>>32760249
Concept: A+
Execution: C-

see me after class

>>32760180
because you are a furry

>Reuniclus will never see the beautiful picture that you drew to show your appreciation for his amazing art skills

>>32760088
I'm sorry about this

>>32760329
What? You were a bit nonsensical there, anon. Care to clarify? Is it that the request feels too complex for you? Because whatever you put out, I'd be happy with! I have faith that you can do it!

>>32760266

I kinda owe you for explaining that layer stuff back in your stream a while ago, so sure.

>>32760398
I'm not THE drawanon who was asking for requests

>>32760380
This.

Seriously, what's the point of resdrawing scenes from the show in generic shitty anime style? Just get the fucking HD screenshots and make a simple tasteful collage.

>>32760335
>>32760293
>>32760249
http://fc08.deviantart.net/fs70/f/2011/363/0/0/007bc7cf8d10a38786e9336f20ff6cd6-d4klhsn.png

>>32760394
>snap
OH GOD PLEASE NO

>>32760350
How do I submit art

>>32760417
>what's the point
Because.

remind me not to draw ponies when I'm being drunk....

though a Twilight Sparkle smoking a cig between her moist lips wearing a flanell shirt.. yummy!

>>32760428
Dont worry Rainbow Dash, there are no bones in your memory foam futa cock.

>>32760394
Snap what, exactly?

>>32760445
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Penile_fracture

>>32760394

>dat snap

>>32760422
Post the page. I want to rage at the comments.

>>32760428
>that feel when she apologises and promises to take care of you while it heals
>that feel when she gently massages it in the bath, and tucks you into bed at night after spoonfeeding you delicious soup
>that feel when she tries to hug you better all night long

>>32760398
SOON.

>>32760417
>>32760380
Finally someone get it.

>>32760456
http://www.deviantart.com/#/d4klhsn

>>32760451
Holy shit >dat pic

>>32760461
>that feel when all you feel is an intense boiling rage each time your heart beats because she broke your fucking dick
>everytime you hug her back you fight the urge to ring her neck out

>sorting through pony folder
>see this

wat

dear princess celestia
today i learned a valuable lesson
Im Simba
your faithful student,
twilight sparkle

>>32760451

>mfw

>>32760489
>that feel when she lets you strangle her a little, choking out her "sorry"s instead of gasping for what little breath she might be able to get, until you release her
or not, if you're feeling murderous, she won't fight you

>>32760489
Yeah dick breaking is a bit of a deal breaker in a relationship.

>>32760394
You can apologize properly by not making the thread so fucking early.

>>32760451
I was happier not knowing.
>>32760461
Well I, but no but
Okay if that was the price to pay for getting cared for by a pony then maybe

Also TAW
When you're taking requests
Will you write anything?

Cool, people be posting their drawings.
Made this last night, but 4chan was down so I couldn't post it.
First real attempt to do some drawing and I thought it came out ok, though not as "on model perfect" as I'm sure everyone wants, including me.
I'll spoiler it if no one wants to ever see it.
Sorry about the signiture and what not, I wanted to put it on for where I posted it originally. If you guys like it I can always remove it and stuff.

>>32760495
OH YEAH FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP

>>32760519
>

>>32760534
Yeah, that's the idea. Some things I'm not comfortable with writing, but that just means it probably won't be very good, rather than I won't try.

>>32760540
>cloudninja
i like it

>>32760540
Yo, work on your anatomy and on your outlines.

HELP I CAN'T STOP RAPING SMUDGE THE UNICORN WITH OGRES

>>32760560
Write about two memory foam ponies trying and failing to have sex.

>>32760521

>>32760540
Back leg is kind of big, but otherwise it is pretty pone

>>32760576
It's all in your head, man. You have to let go...

>>32760594
>Derpy
>pretty pony
ANON ARE YOU DUNK

>>32760560
If I'll gather the courage until next time...

>>32760582
That sounds hilarious. Poor memory foam ponies.

>>32760413
Ah, fair enough, fair enough. I misunderstood. No worries, then!

>>32760470
I WILL DO MY BEST TO REMAIN CONSCIOUS. Until then, have fun!

no requests.jpg

>>32760582
>there is just this huge ass-shaped indent on the crotch of one pony and a suspicious pony leg shape indent in the other pony
>neither one knows how that got there

is there going to be a january friend off?

>>32760607
>his 100% erect penis still compresses when he tries to put it in anything

>see this thumbnail in pony folder
>oh god is that futashy why did i save this
>open

well that was much more creepy than i expected

>>32760566
Thanks

>>32760567
I agree 100% on anatomy, it's my very first drawing.
The outlines I understand, but i wanted them to be messy for this pic because of the look, but yeah, I'll work on those too.
>>32760594
Yeah, it is. Thanks I'll try to make it a little more thinner next time. Couldn't get it right when i kept editing so I just went with it.

>>32760582
>one lies down on the other
>they conform together
>cant get up

>>32760632
No one is good enough to organize the whole thing.

>>32760644
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!

>>32760604
Hey, you have nothing to to self-concious about, I'm the one writing erotic fanfiction about cartoon ponies, I should be ashamed.

Also, fun fact:
$ wc -l ~/.writing/*
42531
Fourty Two thousand words. What the fuck. That's too many.

>>32760652
How about Terse?

>>32760644
i bet she'd kick ass at DDR

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PofM_EfBqtg

inb4 kyrospawn uploads a clip of applebloom's "hoopla" trick and people making spongebob references.

also, inb4 bronies invade this video afterwards.

>>32760652
it doesn't need to be organized people just have to speead the word and post stuff here

>>32760582
>memory foam ponies try to take it up a notch
>one tries to slap the other and call her a bad memory foam pony
>the hand folds in on itself

derpy is ugly according to pony standards and color theory but i would still do her. thats not saying much though because i would pretty much fuck anything, even a pile a warm horse manure from rarity.

>>32760671
We dont know if he wants to.

>>32760102
saved forever. anon you are a truuuue frend!
do I really draw eyes that big

>>32760638
oh god let's do that with the caramel memory foam pony

the mental image of his erect dick smooshed flat against his crotch for hours on end because of some contrieved circumstance is hilarious

does anyone remember that song that was linked here a while ago? it was some kind of techno swing thing the video had a robot or something holding a town
the band name had CP as it's initials

>>32760702
Fuck you, she has a heart of gold, and good intentions are sexy

>>32760609
welp

>>32760722

Caravan Palace.

>>32760706
Yes. And it's great.

My friends gave me a "Brony" T-shirt as a gag gift. I am never wearing it but it was funny as hell.

>>32760736
fucking thank you that thing was stuck in my head and I couldn't remember what it was called for the life of me

>>32760702
Derpy got the tighter ass I do belive.

>>32760718
Whenever someone says memory foam ponies, I imagine them trying to stand up, then slowly compressing under their own weight.

>people want to ask you questions and talk about you when youre not posting
>start posting
>its like you dont exist anymore and everyone has you filtered

your cock
she wants it now

do you give it to her

>>32760740
>implying you don't want to murder him

>>32760763
Who ARE you?

>>32760765
no it doesn't even detach from my body

>>32760671
>>32760703
Terse is pretty shit at organisation, but he supposes he could throw himself at it and hope something sticks.
Frankly, I prefer the idea of just having everyone throw their friend-off submissions in the threads, and then I could collate them when they're done into a handy catalogue, but I suppose I can think of something. If it's something people want, just throw a few votes at me and I'll draw something up. Sounds fun to me.

>>32760777
yellow pone
she is comfier than any pillow

>>32760744
Tick Tock

Tick Tock

>>32760763
Who are you and what are you complaining about?

>>32760785
I dont think we can get enough people to participate

>>32760785
The tripfag formally known as Terse demands ponys as tribute.

>>32760785
You are willing to hang around these threads even longer for submissions? I though the idea was to email the submissions.

>>32760740
i saw some pony shirts at the store. i was gonna get one but they only had size medium to obese.

>>32760752
>pinkie memory foam pony jumps up and down
>everytime she lands her legs get shoved into her body more and more
>eventually she's just a pony wihtout legs still tyring to bounce up and down

>>32760785
What's a friend-off again?

>>32760815
I have plenty of free time early january, I can try!

>>32760827
Seargant...fetch me some dip.

>>32760224
More like ponies are actually hideous so they wear latex skin-suits to cover it up.

I was going through my flash drive and found some old pics. Let me see if anyone remembers them. Remember when we referred to trolls as parapsprites instead? I remember a few cases of them getting mad at such a thing.

>>32760777
Do you cuddle it and pretend it's Fluttershy? Don't lie to me anon.

>>32760785
Last time I tried to do the friend off, It caused a 1 person shitstorm. Count me in!

>>32760840
So you wouldn't fit even in obese one? Man that's tough.

>>32760866
Do you have

ILikeToWatch.jpg?

>>32760256
You dont shave ponies, dummy

They're supposed to be hairy, they are ponies

>>32760843
GUYS
WHAT'S A FRIEND-OFF?

>>32760866
Orbital Friendship Cannon.

>>32760763
>THAT FUCKING FEEL

>>32760869

I remember that.

Good times.

Question:

When is kl0ndike going to update his stupid text adventure so I can pretend to be a magical pony living in Equestria?

>>32760842
she still gets around

>>32760888
So the ponies in the show are fuzzy in a way?

I want Pinkie

Dibs

>>32760888
If your marshmallow pony grows hair, take it to a vet.

>>32760891
A duel between friends.

>>32760903
Hey soup
Soup
Draw something

Did we ever give any fanon to this pony?

>>32760815
>>32760836
Both true points. But on the issue of participation, I think we can circumvent that by using a later deadline, you know? Really get into the spirit of things. If we start in early January and set the deadline for February 14th, make it V-Day themed, we can have a month and a half or so in which to get things done. And I can guarantee submissions from at least two people, haha, and frankly, as long as anyone is friendly, that's more than enough!
On the issue of me hanging around, I'm willing to make sacrifices. People can notify me of when shit is posted in the threads when I'm not here, and, well, I don't know. I don't need to sleep, really.

>>32760827
>>32760848
Ponies! Ponies for dipping!

>>32760891
Drawfags draw for fics they like
Writefags write for pics they like

>>32760917

I am drawing something!

Right now!

>>32760842
>Applejack memory foam pone
>Goes to apple tree and turns around
>Bucks it
>Legs and back half of body fold into herself and she falls over due to front legs compressing

I can't stop laughing at memory foam pones.

>>32760904
>not pretending to be a magical pony anyway
nobody can look down upon you for what you think about late at night

are we doing another /co/ friend off thing? since i am learning to draw i want to participate now. whats a good fic to draw.

>>32760904
Never

>>32760940
I want to draw memory foam pony adventures

I'm jotting this one down

Give me crazy memory foam ideas right now /co/

>>32760891
drawfags makde draw about fan fiction
fan fictioneer make fan fiction about draw
I think it started during the christmas hiatus last year actually, Seth used to make posts for all the submissions and shit and he sort of ran it for a few months
stopped in march I think i dont remember

>>32760940
>memory foam pone falls off something
>lands on its face
>flat face

>>32760948
One of mine

>>32760843
>>32760869
>>32760891
>>32760929
Basically what the good Dr. White just said. Friends in these threads, whether name, anon, or trip, create things for each other!

>>32760947
I... You...

how did you know!?

>>32760948
preggity

>>32760958
Oh Jesus

>>32760964
Memory foam Rarity throwing fits every time something bumps her and makes a little dent in her

>>32760940
I can't say I thought of memory foam ponies as a funny idea until this post. So many laughs.

>>32760972
ok post link to one

>>32760940
>Rainbow Dash flies around doing tricks
>slams straight into the side of a mountain
>she's squashed flat and has to roll home because her wings just don't catch the air any more

>>32760964
>Memory foam ponies go swimming!
>Happy fun day!
>OH GOD NO THIS IS HORRIBLE!

>>32760948
There's an Avengers crossover fic. You could do that one and keep it /co/ related.

>>32760964
how about twilight tries to cast a spell that unfoams them and then suddenly she gets fucked in the ass by floating penises

>>32760964
>two memory foam ponies collide
>they're stuck that way until someone pulls them apart

>>32761002
which leave dents there for hours

>>32760991
https://docs.google.com/document/d/1i3A5xKC5JaVnWILHNDCfJ-inD9CwJAH_dYFdrEvVrVU/edit?hl=en_US&pl
i=1
>not having Jesus fics bookmarked

>>32760970

Hey wait, can you sit on memory foam ponies like a beanbag chair? That would be awesome if you could.

>>32760927
but are there enough /co/ made fan fictions anymore?

>>32760991
Go nuts
https://docs.google.com/document/d/1i3A5xKC5JaVnWILHNDCfJ-inD9CwJAH_dYFdrEvVrVU/edit?hl=en_US

>>32760929

Sounds awesome. I kinda want to draw some TAW.

>>32760777
i sleep on a memory foam pillow

and pretend it's a pony

it is not a good illusion

Does anyone have the colored version of this?

>>32760848
>>32760927
DID SOME ONE SAY

DIP

>>32760964
>memory foam pone cuddles with you
>it gets up to get a glass of water or something
>its body is all distorted from the cuddling
>it falls down and has to wait on the ground for its body to return to its original form

>>32761051
Why did I think of this too.
Too bad I can't really into >r34
Or into drawing humans

>>32760964
>memory foam spike tries to cacth memory foam rarity
>spends a good fifteen mintues surgically stuck on rarity's ass becausee thats how flat he was crushed
>rarity is very carefull in sitting down now

>>32761020
>My Little Memory Foam: Ponies are Magic
>Episode One
>Twilight Sparkle goes to ponyville to make sure the preperations for the summer sun celebration are coming along properly
>the first pony she meets jumps up and compresses into a little ball in mid air
>the next pony she sees crashes into her at high speed and they both lie there in a puddle, soaking up all the water and trying to free themselves even as they grow puffier and puffier

>>32761073
>You dribble the water into its mouth
>it absorbs all of the water
>it comes out when you squeeze

>>32761068
Applejack... nooooooooo!

i like ponies

>>32761032
>>32761051
Presumably! We still have people like TAW, PWA, NTSTS, Squeak and Slywit on board, and I presume that I can convince most people to do something for it. I have some pretty good connections, haha! And with our sheer number of artfags, it should go well. We just have to wait and see, in truth!

>>32761068
I DID, OFFICER
I DID

>>32761041
>NathanxSethisto

not even gonna click on that shit

>>32761112
This sounds both potentially cute and horrifying

>Memory foam Rarity goes to spa
>sucks up all the water in the hot tub

>>32761131
Tell me more?

>>32761122
Don't worry, she's drawn on a computer, dip does nothing to her.

>>32761131
GET THE FUCK OUT

who is prettier

>fluttershy memory foam pone gets stuck outside in winter
>animals hollow her out and use her for shelter

>>32761079
I'm probably just going to do Fluttershy being adorable with anon for when his inevitable Fluttershy waifufaggotry fic comes out, probably not any rule 34 for this at least.

>>32761172
Diamond Tiara.

>>32761172
Diamond Tiara, look that fucking color scheme.

>>32761145
>memory foam spa ponies trying to give massages
>they just kind of smoosh their hooves into the other ponies

>>32761137
I actually developed my style of clop writing by doing cute stuff, so certainly count me in for writing.

>>32761172
SS.
Glasses, soft and dim color scheme, so cute when happy.

>>32761208
Sounds superb to me, man! The more, the merrier!

>>32761172
Derpy.

What is Diamond Tiaras special talent?

>leAnal approach
wtf captcha

>>32761185
fluttershy waifufaggotry should be full of fluttershy being adorable. Shit, I have half a mind to have the sex take a back seat completely, but I couldn't leave Fluttershy out from all the fun.

>>32761185
I actually thought you were TAW for a while, I almost got depressed that the Flutterfic wasn't gonna have r34 in it, haha.
Anyway, I'd draw some SFW part too but I can't draw a human at all.

>>32761172
diamond tiara
her mane is like ice cream

>>32761229
poor little ponies

>>32761246

God captcha go back to reddit.

>>32761246
Making diamond tiaras, duh.

>>32761229
>>32761137
>>32761068
Some one draw Celestia getting dipped, with the barrel being dumped on top of her like a coach at sports game

how would you give thanks to lauren faust for creating ponies

i'd eat her hot ass

>>32761253
>her mane is like ice cream
tell me more.

>>32761254
fagnig, draw rarity with her hair on fire

>>32761265
THIIIIIIS

>>32761229
>those pics
terse what happened to you? you used to be fun and loveable. now you're just another 4chan faggot. i want the old terse back. the one i met months ago.

>>32761282
I'd give her a blowjob

>>32761282
I'd dip her OC

>>32761287
Stop samefagging with your dipping, Terse.
>>32761282
I don't know, support her other project? Galaxy Girls?

>>32761253
There's an ice cream place in the mall near my town that makes colorful ice cream that looks like her hair. Blue soft serve is the shit.

>>32761246
she's really good at licking silver spoon's pussy

>>32761172
>memory foam diamond tiara and silver spoon rump bump
>they are now conjoined at the hip

>>32761227
She's only happy when someone is unhappy and she was the cause of it, usually.

This makes SS's happiness the opposite of cute in my book.

>>32761297
4chan assimilates everyone it touches. It's only a matter of time.

>>32761297
I know right, I'm sad.

>>32761324
she's an epic troll?

>>32761297

>>32761319
you do realize its foam and not glue, right? not to mention it takes a bit of pressure to mold that foam. a simple and quick bump probably wont do much.

>>32761297
>>32761330
>>32761332
What? I haven't changed at all, man! I'm still the same person, I've just found something I can really enjoy. I still do the same things, and behave in the same way! I'm sorry if you're not happy for me, honestly, I never meant to alienate anyone. I don't understand where this is all coming from!

>>32761341
>epic troll

Anon, I thought better of you.

>>32761285

>>32761324
I would let her make me unhappy to see her happy. Then I would be happy again.

can next thread be human pone thread?

>>32761355
what is wrong with you

you are tearing these generals apart

>>32761355
no, you have changed. its pretty obvious comparing to how you were 4 months ago.

>>32761363
HOPE YOU LIKE WIGS RARITY, NO MORE HAIR IS GOING TO SPOUT FROM YOUR MELTED FOLLICLES! INGROWN HAIRS ALL OVER YOUR SCALP

>>32761355
Terse you gotta get off that junk man

>>32761352
>put glue on filly memory foam ass
woah bro woah

thats like vauguly sugestive

>>32761363

>>32761388
Quit being a massive faggot.

Twilight is adorable.

To celebrate this, Twilight Draw Requests

NO BOOKS

>>32761355
>I don't understand where this is all coming from!
Oh but you do. I bet you're laughing at us in this very moment.

>>32761375
At least it's more entertaining than SHIT PISS CUNTS COCKS WHICH PONE WOULD YOU SPOILERS NASTY SHIT FACELESS SEMEN general

>>32761388

Maybe you've changed anon

>>32761413
Twilight reading an ebook

>>32761413
Draw Twilight reading a newspaper

>>32761413
Twilight getting squished as a memory foam pony

Or Twilight getting dipped

>>32761375
>you are tearing these generals apart
Shut up Padme, I did not want to be reminded of those movies.

>>32761413
Twilight nuzzling something. Anything.

>>32761413
Twilight and Edward Pony

>>32761430
anon never changes...

Twilight shoved into a locker

>>32761413
Twilight wi-
>NO BOOKS

Okay then, how about Twilight browsing the ponynet?

>>32761457
>clopa clopa clopa

>>32761249

>writing a fluttershy waifu/clopfic
>full of opportunities to have a sex scene
>anon just laughs and teases her, because Fluttershy would never start anything and anon is far too happy simply being in her presence to try anything remotely indecent
>this goes on for four pages
>scrap

>>32761413
Twilight being adorable

>>32761413
Twilight reading comic books. They aren't real books, right?

>>32761453
NEEEEERD

>Derpy's in there too
>We're a totem pole! HIYA IYA HIYA WIYA!

>>32761483
I would have not minded.

>>32761413
Terse huffing turpentine.

>>32761366
would you let her force you to strip and tie you down while she laughs at your puny dick

then she and diamond tiara take turns teasing you by waving their asses in your face, so close you can smell their wetness--this abuse is getting them off

then they make out and start to 69 right in front of you, but your hands are tied and can't reach your painfully throbbing aroused cock

after their powerful twin squirting orgasms, they finish by pissing all over your face as you strain to lick their sweet pussies, inches away from your tongue

and then they leave you tied up in a puddle of filly urine

is that what you mean

>>32761457
"Oh here is a story/picture of m...... Why am I.. I'd nev... huh?!"

>>32761453
But she can Blink/wink/teleport...
What's the point of lockering her?

>>32761431
THAT COUNTS AS A BOOK

>>32761483
I hope you didn't delete that, that sounds awesome.

Personally I'm not entirely sure how the transition is going to go down. I have a basic scenario worked out that'll give the two of you plenty of time to talk, and a justification for you to be alone with her afterwards, but actually getting that bloody mare into bed is going to be difficult. Dash was so much easier to fuck.

>>32761535
But she can only do that when she doesn't need to.

>>32761413
Is it too late?
Twilight freaking out over a book she fell asleep reading, and drooled on.

>>32761451
Anon. Anon never changes.

>>32761526
why, boner

Anon has changed.

>>32761535
Same reason she doesn't teleport out of ropes and stuff.

She has a bondage fetish.

>>32761590
But the anon refused to change

>>32761551
>not starting with gentle wingpreening erotica
>fluttershy squeaking indignantly

just remeber that during sex fluttershy would probably squeal like a threatened hamster or something

THIS WEEK'S GUEST STAR...

has anon really changed

>>32761590
Or has he? The answer is... no.

Yes.

No?

>>32761613
But you see, everyone uses the wings to get into bed with a pegasus
Gotta invent something new

>>32761618
Oh man tonight is going to be awesome.

>>32761578
Is it weird that since a few weeks ago when I really got into pones that I never get a boner and feel like trashing all of my porn I've ever had since?

>>32761613
That'd be a route, but I went down there with Dash. I mean, even further than just keeping things fresh, I want to contrast the two, they're almost exact opposites.

>>32761624
I am an unchangable entity of MLPG. Fear not.

>>32761618
>voiced by Adam Carolla

BUMP BUMP SUGAR RUMP BUMP

>>32761652
No that just means you're a freak now, which is pretty normal.

>>32761652
That's normal. You'll get over it in a couple of weeks.

>>32761652
What is it with people getting into ponies and suddenly their sex drive goes into the shitter? This has happened to countless people. Personally, it didn't happen to me, but still.

>>32761563
I really want a pony character to be voiced by this guy.

>>32761652
Nah, the first few weeks are like that. Soon you'll start finding ponies attractive then you will fap to pony then you will more or less return to normal porn but still look at pony porn.

>>32761652

Just wait for step 2

>>32761265
>>32761287
When will it end?

>>32761663
awright then, go the flutterage route
>fluttershy in heat is fucking scary.jpg
>YOUR GOING TO LOVE ME
>RIGHT
>NOW

>>32761652
Yeah, I had that for a while too. Then I realised how sexy Dash was. From there it's been a rollercoaster of "Well, at least I can't fall any further"s.

On the upside, I'm pretty sure I literally cannot fall any further by this point.

>>32761708
>that penis snapping picture
OH GOD WHY

>>32761703
AGAIN
THIS TIME WITH MEMORY FOAM

>>32761708

>>32761703
Terse, you monster!

>>32761675
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wa_KY5x-FOA&feature=player_detailpage#t=41s

I want to see what Terse looks like. It may answer a lot of questions.

>>32761690
I just didn't fap for two days.
Then I got into pony rule 34.
I don't even consider that a pause.

I want to shit on 0r0's OC

>>32761696
>then you will more or less return to normal porn

Why would you lie like that?

>>32761675
>BUMP BUMP SUGAR RUMP BUMP
That! is so loli.

>>32761743
LETS DIP TERSE!

>>32761743
I didn't save the picture but he's just a skinny faggot from the UK.

>>32761708
eeeh, for a regular fapfic I'd consider it, but waifufiction probably shouldn't use one of a character's biggest flaws as a core concept

>>32761703
Terse how could you?!

>>32761703
>>32761703
>>32761703
>it's okay, I can restore her

>>32761728
memory foam will dissolve with acetone

>>32761388
>>32761375
>>32761402
Come on, guys, let's not fight. We're all teammates here.

>>32761743
Terse is very feminine. He also has to hold onto rocks when he goes outside or else he'll blow away. He once bought gifts for friends instead of food.

>>32761765
>fapping to humans
ha ha oh god I've forgotten what that's like
it's been months

>>32761765
Well okay more like you'll still fap to pony mostly but fap to non-pony things too?

>>32761802
Thats not a metaphor you stupid piece of shit! ARTAFASFGASTGZFASDHGDS

>>32761802
no youre a faggot now and i hate you

>>32761703
why terse

>>32761802
>metaphor.png

>>32761405
>late-afternoon nap
>dreaming about watching a reality show
>the star just got the news that her lesbian partner was hurt on a film shoot back in Canada
>the show doesn't detail her injuries, but I hear something about having to go "higher up the arm"
>emergency involved amputation
>I'm feeling anguish for the star
>my boner just wants to hear more about the accident

I guess that's why they call it a dick.

>>32761782
I know, I'm from hee too... it's kinda odd thinking this guy lives probably a couple of counties over.

>>32761829
Who's this sexy stick.

>>32761703
IS THIS THE SACRIFICE WE HAVE TO MAKE TO SATISFY THIS GREEDY MONSTER?!
HOW MANY PONIES MUST WE ANNIHILATE FOR HIS SAKE?!
LOOK AT WHAT YOUR AMBITION HAS DONE, YOU ABOMINATION!

>>32761684
>>32761677
>>32761690
>>32761696
>>32761700

No, man, I've already been into pones but only recently have I REALLY been into them. Writing a non-fapfic atm (at least non-fap so far,) I save shit for the cuteness and junk, never saved any more porn related things, haven't been in any other place besides /co/, EqDaily, Google Docs and Ponibooru.

If I were to turn into a creepy guy fapping to pones I believe it would've already happened.

And I dunno why it makes some people's drives turn to ash. Something about the cuteness and innocence of pones make it happen.

>>32761703
My friend, you are the best a guy could ask for, an absolute charmer! Thank you!

>>32761829
Why did you save that? Are you fapping to Terse?

>>32761829
why, boner

>>32761802
Let’s make music together
Let’s make sweet harmony
Oh, let’s make music together, pony!
You take the do I’ll take the ray
You better hang on to me

>>32761829
THAT'S Terse?

>>32761829
Looks like a butter eating Norwegian

>>32761853
That's Terse.

>>32761828
>>32761821
>>32761802
Looks like I missed an important..discussion.
Nevermind that, TERSE YOU'RE A FAGGOT AND I HATE YOU, IT'S NOT A FUCKING METAPHOR

DORKS

>>32761802
I will hang you on my dick, "teammate"

>>32761703
Terse, how could you?