>>32723927
Not that guy, but what do you seek to achieve by arguing with someone? Surely you seek to achieve something from it. Wanting to achieve something is a form of fulfilment. Fulfilment fills a hole. Ipso facto, you are hollow and are filling that void up by winning internet arguments.

Which pony is the cuddliest? Which pony wants to cuddle the most?

>>32723921

>Talk about getting your beauty sleep!

>>32723952
Do I need to be seeking something?

>>32723955
They're all made of memory foam.

Not a punch line

But this scene. Just... this scene.

>>32723952
>trying to degrade someone by saying the argue purely to fill a void in their lives
>needlessly continue an argument in the next thread

Hey Rose you should read this.

>>32723965
well your dad raped you in the ass

There's a show?!

>>32723943

Nobody gives a shit about you now. So what point is there in having a social life while you're alive.

>>32723965
I asked him a question, how is that construed as an argument.

>>32723952
>>32723962
>>32723975
You're all fucking retards that nobody will ever love. I don't care what you're like in real life, but you're shitting up this thread.

Discussion over.

>>32723955
Fluttershy. She'd love being close with another being. She's also the softest pony, and probably slightly chubby.

Not going to bother linking the discussion but whatever you 2 are arguing about, take it to ponychan

hope ye liek
btw quick question:
Sai > AIllustrator ? Is it the other way? Why?

I like attention.

>>32723752

>>32723992
fucking faggot

>>32723991
Not to bad i like it, keep it up

>>32723991
All the art streams I've ever seen
>about 20 artists
All used SAI, so it's probably better

horse-drawn horsedrawn carriages, definitely

i literally lol'd

>>32723981
that was unprofessional in every sense of the word

>>32723982
>She'd love being close with another being.

I dont know why, but that sentence made me hnnnng

>>32724001
JJ, Slugbox, Noel, and PHN (streaming now) all use Photoshop.

>>32723980
The question was phrased ad hominem in relation to your previous argument, thus propagating the argument. And now idiots like me get sucked into it and the thread gets even shittier, which is funny because your first post in this thread already invalidated your own argument, so this whole thing is completely pointless (more so than usual). Now shut up and post ponies.

>>32723955
I wouldnt want to cuddle Rainbow Dash. She'd try to "win" at cuddling, or something like that.

Well /co/, I will soon have my hands on enough memory foam to at last create the holy grail - a life size huggable marshmellow pone.

Now - which pone to make?

>>32724021
only pones can bring about the end of this hell

>>32724032
Twist

PHN is streaming desperado AJ making off with saloon girl Rarity

http://www.livestream.com/phndraws

and JJ is working on his hot springs pic
(only 31 viewers)

http://www.livestream.com/jjartchannel

>>32724032
Snips

>>32724032
Dash brings in the most money

>>32723973
>ass rape

>>32724031
>"I bet I can cuddle faster than you!"

>>32724017
I have phn's stream bookmarked on my laptop, but not here. I can't remember it, can I get a link?

>>32724017
As far as I;ve seen, they all use SAI for the initial sketches at least, photoshop for finishing

>>32724021
>phrased ad hominem
I don't think you know what that means, what you are looking for is paraphrased.

>>32723996
Thank you

>>32724038
>>32724040
i wish i could hate you to death

>>32724006
Welcome to fucking /co/. I'd like to talk about cartoon horses now, not hugbox with shut-ins.

In before >implyingherpdeefuckingdurr
You're not clever.

>I used to be an le adventurer like you, but then I took an le arrow to my le knee

-Gordon Freeman, My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic 2008

>>32724046
Nevermind, it's here/
>>32724039

>>32724032

Rarity of course!

>>32724017
oh shit, whats PHN's stream again?

>and why has he not been added to the moniter, I know he and others have sent plenty of requests to knight.

>>32724032
>marshmallow
>not memory foam
Come on man. Get with the times. Anyway, I'd go with Twilight, Fluttershy, or Rarity. But, if you plan to sell the thing, go with Rainbow Dosh.

>>32724054
You must now post this everytime an arrow to knee joke is mentioned, anywhere you see it.

>>32724053
Why are you so full of self-hatred? That's not good for you, raises your triglycerides.

>>32724041
Hm, that is true.
Then again I'm fairly sure there could be a market for Fluttershy and Rarity as well. Doubly so if I went for special outfits like the Gala ones.

>>32724049
PHN doesn't and Noel hates SAI and never uses it. I've never seen JJ use it but I don't watch him every time so I can't confirm, and I'm not sure about Slugbox either.

>>32724052

>not watching JJs stream
>not actively taking part in his chat
>almost 2011

>>32724070
If you want to make some real cash, make the plain pony with outfit accessories. Gala dress, those hood things Rarity made, etc.

>>32724070

Well, if you're going to sell it...Twilight, Fluttershy and Dash are the top selling pones. Especially Dash for reasons I'm sure you can guess.

>>32723991
It depends what you want to do.
Illustrator's good for design work. Very 'professional' looking depending on how you decide to use it.
Sai is like a very very simplified photoshop, it's programmed to be more for drawing with than for editing with.
But programs are fine to do what you like, though. It's whatever works for you.

>>32724070
If you want to sell it, it makes sense to go for the most profitable pony, which unfortunately is RD.

>>32724077
>Watch some pony porn drawing faggot draw pony porn
>Chat with a bunch of pony porn loving bronies

I don't see why I would want to do that.

>>32724087
>It's whatever works for you.
This a thousand times. Don't use a programme because everyone else does, use the one you find easiest.

>>32724077

His stream chat may be less retarded than usual but that doesnt make it amazing or anything

>>32724070
If you're gonna go for the money and make Rainbow Dash, make sure you have "worst pony" written on it somewhere. Just make sure the photos of it dont catch it.

>>32724093
Because of the such riveting conversation.
Pic oh so related.

>>32724099
That said SAI is just about the easiest intro drawing tool there is.

>talking about stream faggots instead of ponies

check'em

>Friendship is Magic

Fanbase has no friends irl and spends all day on /co/

>>32724072
I may have been mistaking SAI for various other programs. I'll get back to you via writing words with clouds in the sky using a biplane if I confirm this.

>>32724112
>112

Hahaha fuck you.

>>32724112
Oh so close my friend.
Now, back to vee or bee.

Why the fuck do I even bother going to this IRC

>yfw someone steals your favorite memory foam pony

>>32724120

have you tried NOT?

>>32724120
I don't even want to know

>>32724080
>>32724082
Excellent. I wonder if I could get even more money by giving it a posable skeleton. That shouldn't be too impossible (going by this pic) and would add that extra bit of DELUXE feel to it.

i hate you fucktards

>>32724120
Hahahaha, you fell for going to that shit?

I drew you guys some weird, crappy pony doodles.

>>32724122
there would be blood

>>32724132
Try capitalizing words.

>>32724132
the feeling is mutual, I hope you get trapped in a burning car and slowly roast alive

>>32724101
But everyone knows Applejack is worst pone, silly.

>>32724132
#2?

>>32724122
>they took my sweet, sweet, demure memory foam Fluttershy

>>32724138
I also just noticed that Rainbow Dash is flying without wings. Fuckin' miracles.

Either way, more crap. Last one, I promise.

>>32724154
Only because she's the most normal, and we know how abnormal the average ponyfag is, so they can't relate to her.

I am frustrated
incredibly frustrated

let's see some goddamn angry ponies

>>32724138
Don't call your own work crappy.

Even if you think it is, don't say it. There's nothing to be gained by it.

This goes for all drawfags.

>>32724154
Applejack is best pony of main 6.

>>32723952
THAT THREAD IS GONE AND SO IS THAT ARGUMENT.

I KNOW YOU FEEL UPSET BUT IT'S JUST AN INTERNET ARGUMENT.

IN 45 MINUTES NOBODY WILL REMEMBER ANY OF THIS SHIT.

KNOW WHAT THREADS I REMEMBER FROM YESTERDAY?
NONE.

BECAUSE THIS SHIT IS ALL STUPID AND YOU MIGHT AS WELL MAKE IT ENJOYABLE WHILE IT LASTS BECAUSE IN A LITTLE BIT NOBODY IS GOING TO REMEMBER THIS SHIT.
THE ONLY THING THAT LASTS ARE IMAGES BECAUSE I SAVE ART I LIKE FROM THESE.

>>32724151
>burning car
>Not trapped in a sinking car
>2012

>>32724157

>some brony is resting his sweaty lardass on your memory foam pone while he plays wow in his brony RBD shirt.

>>32724122
>that feel when you nick some dumb schmuck's memory foam pony

>>32724162
No, you get smiles.

>>32724163

We already had this discussion last thread.

>>32724155
>>32724132

>>32724138
>>32724158
Who are you?
I like them.

>>32724163

but not writefags. everything they do is shit.

>>32724143

Slow down, this thread is too fast.

>>32724168

why did you wait so long to reply
and why do you sound so mad

this discussion was well on its way to its untimely end before you opened your big mouth

>>32724177
Take away

>Equestria Daily is a terrible front for the MLP fandom.

>>32724175
Well we're going to fucking have it again and again until it sticks.

>>32724170
>not being trapped in a burning and sinking car
>and you are stuck with trixie bitching at you
>1999

>>32724184

>>32724170
statistically there are far more cars on fire than sinking

>>32724172

>>32724177

Her sister has almost certainly already seen over a thousand actual horse cocks on the internet by this point. Bronies are the least of her worries.

Welcome to the web generation.

>>32724188

what, so we can attract the attention of that damn sociopath Anon again? no thanks.

let's talk about ponies instead.

>>32724132
>>32724177

>>32724160
>Living on a farm
>Harvesting fruit for a living
>Normal
>Relatable
>2012
Do you live in Africa or something?
If anything, Rarity is highly relatable, as is Twilight to an extent.

>>32724187
Yeah, that's a weak argument.

>>32724192
Has the inevitable "absurd res" of this been made?

>>32724179
Thank you. I've been drawing for like a month and a half now, but I hadn't practiced in a while. Been here for around 8 months.

>>32724184
>That new thread rush.
It'll slow down shortly silly, just like always.

>>32724186

>why did you wait so long to reply
I GOT HERE LATE

>and why do you sound so mad
CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL (AND LUNA)

>>32724198

>his still moist skidmarks are seeping into her face, she screams in disgust but his swamp ass muffles the noise.

>>32724202
sociopath is a nice term for asshole

>>32724207
Argument? That's probably what the artist was talking about.

>>32724206
AJ is the illusion of relatable. Americans are aware of our farming roots, even if they are far removed. AJ is just a representation of that, a cartoon, clean and nostalgic, realistic proof.

>>32724177
Whelp, time for porn.

>>32724221
How is EqD the worst though?

>>32724211
>>32724192
Uh... I... umm...

So, Grail of Pone recap
>Memory foam
>Posable joints
>Accessories and outfits
>Rainbow Dash
Anything I'm missing here?
Oh right, the mane. How should I go about making that? Horse hair is so coarse and gross I'd prefer to use something else. Human hair would be an option but that would boost the price way too high.

>>32724230
It's not the worst, but it's (unfortunately) the most public face of this fandom.

>>32724239
>spend 100
>get 10,000

I play surrogate parent for a younger sibling too.

I just happen to be negligent and could not care less if she tripped and fell backward into a mountain of horseporn, because it wouldn't be my fault directly.

>>32724239
Go with synthetic fibers for the mane, using a natural animal fiber would have prohibitive costs

>>32724241
So what would be better?

>have trixie as my waifu
>I am now associated with a faggot on a pony news site
>LOL YOU ARE JUST LIKE SETH XD

Was there a new episode last week? I've been out of the loop, need links.

>>32724239

I vote for human hair.

>>32724241

The fact that this fandom even HAS a "public face" is fucking retarded and astounding to me.

Like, if you went back in time and told me that this would happen I would have you committed.

pony time

>>32724255
No. Next new episode is on the 7th.

>>32724239
>Memory foam
>posable joints
>Fluttershy
>lightly squeaks when you hug her
>optional addition of voice clips
>"You can move closer...um, ifyouwant..."

>>32724255
Synopsis: Dash and Twilight switch bodies on botched spell. Scootaloo learns how to tolerate Zebras. Halarity ensues.

>>32724239
You could do the hair out of one or two pieces of colored cloth. You'd have to get a little more elaborate with Rainbow Dash.

>>32724177
sucks, but other than nicely asking "can you mouth-breathing perverts show some goddamn restraint?" there's not much you can do to realistically curtail the fandom or what it produces.

That being said, minors having fuller access to the internet isn't going to lead to them being harmed in any way. They will just become exposed, and subsequently desensitized, to these same things sooner than we were. That's the nature of it, kids are far less interested in things unless adults make them into a big deal first.

The trade off for being able to share this show with the little sister is that she gets exposed to everything else that comes with it. Which includes the weirdness of other human beings. But that's the internet.

>>32724252
Derpyhooves. The contributors are relatively sane (compared to Seth), and the posts are all SFW.

>>32724259

an unfortunate reality

>>32724263
>tiny buttons on the interior of the fleshlight that trigger wav files of moans and squeaks

>>32724270
>Hilary Clinton ensues

>>32724263

>voice clips

You know that build a bear workshop shit? Why doesn't someone take some of those voice thingies from the store and record dialogue from the show? I'm sure those would sell for a shitload more with the voice included.

>>32724270
>Scootaloo learns how to tolerate Zebras.
Never.

>>32724285
>All the ponies are now Hilary Clinton

I wanna draw something simple before hoping to bed.

>>32724254

>have a waifu
>i am now a faggot

fixd

>>32724291

Fluttershy smoking weed

>>32724291
a giant dick

>>32724291
Draw Zecora doing something.

>>32724254
That's nothing.

Applejack fans have to be associated with CWC.

And he's a fucking felon.

>>32724293

everyone's got a waifu Anon
even you
don't lie, Anon. lying is wrong.

>>32724299

since when is Applejack associated with that asshole?

>>32724294
>>32724297
Fluttershy and Zecora smoking weed.

>>32724294
I'll do this one.

Sorry folks, no giants dicks or zebras for you tonight.

>>32724163
>Don't call your own work crappy

here is something i was just about to delete. i dont know why my brain thought this was a good idea. i think it is safe to say this is extremely crappy

>>32724315
I think we can all agree that's fucking terrible.

Kudos anon.

>>32724239
If you're actually going to make it from memory foam, you might need to design a skeleton esque thing for the pony. The memory foam probably wont support its own weight. It'd probably be easiest to have a generic skeleton that you attack pieces of memory foam to that you've cut to look like a pony. Then have a cloth exterior, like any other stuffed animal. You might need to put a weight in it's ass, as the head's going to be a heavy part.

Alternatively, say fuck structure and make it a big squishy memory foam pony that just lies on someone's bed. Standing up isnt a requirement.

>>32724299

this is news to me. what'd he do?

>>32724248
Do you have ANY idea how much good quality hair of that length costs? It ain't $10 for a garbage bag, that's for sure. The foam alone will will cost like $200 at the very least.
>>32724250
Thaty would be more cost effective, but lower the overall quality. Then again, those are mutualy exclusive, so I need to go one way or the other...
>>32724256
Come to think of it, I know a hairdresser. She might let me have some for cheap. Maybe.
>>32724263
>Voice chip
YES.
Holy fuck yes. This shit will cost me an arm and a leg.

>>32724306
His avatar on some "tomgirl" website was Applejack.

God how I wish I didn't know that.
Everything I know about him I wish I didn't.

Thankfully I don't know much but god do I know more than I should.

>>32724323
now im thinking of making my own pony

i have the means

>>32724325
Got into a fight at a game store.

This really isn't the thread for it.

>>32724331
AJ confirmed for worst of the worst pony

god, even more worse than rarity and trixie combined

>>32724337

how do you get a felony charge for getting into a fight at a game store?

>>32724315
Yes that is terrible. But that's not the point.

You think it sucks. Fine, think that. Or better yet think "I can do better than this."

We can see it sucks and we'll make that judgement for ourselves. You don't have prime us.

There is really no point at all in saying it.

>>32724329
You can get a king sized memory foam mattress for $1500-$3500. Lets say you make two Rainbow Dosh's with that. If past sales are any indication, they'll go for $2000-$5000, probably more if they're the first cuddly memory foam ponies. You could make a nice profit.

>>32724341
>Rarity
>Bad

>>32724325
>>32724344
Look it up on the wiki.

It's...just the head shaking kind of stuff that I wish I could unsee and un know.

There's not much I regret. Learning about CWC however is one of the few things I do.

>>32724344

Trespassing
Resisting arrest
Hit and run

That's just off the top of my head though.

>>32724286
looks like Amazon sells them too
http://www.amazon.com/Second-Recordable-Sound-Stuffed-Animals/dp/B000JG902O

>>32724344

>just said this sin't the thread for it
>"how do you get into a fight at the gamestore?"

I don't have enough hands or faces for this.

>>32724270
>Dash and Twilight switch bodies on botched spell
Twilight never knew mares could feel so... good.

She was definitely gonna be seeing Dash more after she's back in her own body~

>>32724355
>he didn't watch the latest episode
>rarity, pinkie pie and rainbow dash fans confirmed for cancer

>>32724359

I'm surprised Hopopo didn't think of this earlier, they could have sold for so much more with those in them.

>>32724367

>he thinks any of the ponies are the worst from hearths warming

You know it was a play right? You probably thought there was a worst pony in RoH too, huh?

>>32724367
What if I was a fan of more than one pone?

>>32724360

it was meant to be read in an incredulous tone
besides, it's not like we're talking about anything important here

>>32724323
Speaking of skin, I wonder what kind of cloth would work best. Going for outright fur might be overkill.

>>32724377
Anyway Chancellor Puddinghead was the best character ever, period.

>>32724290
>Rarity begins making pantsuits
>Every time there is an "everybody laughs" ending children start crying and shrieking

>>32724382
Anything and everything is more important than talking about Chrischan.

>>32724383

cashmere

>>32724383
i need more boxing ponies

>>32724323
Thinking about it more, this could be a rough design:
A generic cylinder for the body
Four legs shaped like fucking legs
Some curved pieces to make a smooth transition from the body to the legs. Maybe make an indent in the body for the lets to fit in.
The neck is a modified cylinder
The head is a ball with a pony mouth on the front. The detains for that would be a little difficult.

You can cut memory foam pretty well with a serrated knife. Easier if you have one of those electronic ones people use to cut turkeys and stuff. If you had a mattress, you could draw template shapes on it with a sharpie and cut them out.

Then you'd need to dedicate a lot of time to rounding the pieces.
The crux of all this is the attachments. I dont know if you can just sew memory foam together. You might be able to find a resin.

Then you just need to be good with a sewing machine to make the exterior.

Plan B:
Get a block of memory foam and just carve the pony out in one piece. If your ultimate goal is "life sized," say like four feet tall, do some smaller ponies first and work your way up. You'll be able to trouble shoot any problems you have on the smaller ones (proportions, working with the material), so doing the larger one will be easier.

I would forgo the skeleton. This thing dont need to stand up. It just needs to be something we can cuddle with. Because that's what we all really want.

>>32724398
What's your favorite subway sandwich?

Mine's the spicy italian with honey mustard lettuce and tomato.

>>32724398

I'll probably thank you for not sating my morbid curiosity someday.

also, let's get some sleeping ponies up in here because holy shit is it late

>>32724383
Most stuffed animals seem to be made out of the same soft, slightly fuzzy fabric. You could find something similar.

>>32724415

The philly, italian BMT or the sweet onion teriyaki

>>32724415
I'm partial to teriyaki chicken.

what if pony plush is filled with ponies

>>32724436

>yfw

>>32724383
Perhaps. but if you want it to be really soft, it might be an ok route. Faux fur can be shaved down to not be so long anymore.

Pick one tripfag

you now have a memory foam plush of them

>>32724424
Something slightly elastic is a must. It'll be easier to stretch around the memory foam body, and it'll conform to whatever shape the memory foam takes.

As for voice recordings and dresses and whatnot, figure that out later. Dont get elaborate until you can make an alpha model.

>>32724436
Rip and tear!

>>32724435
>>32724424
That teriyaki chicken is amazing too boy I tell you what.

What kind of veggies go best with that?
I've been putting just lettuce on it and I've been thinking of putting something else on it lately.

>>32724435
>theonlytwilestiapic.jpg
>only having one twilestia pic

oh you poor thing
let me help you

>>32724415

Cold cut combo on flat bread. lettuce, tomato, cucumber.

OR

Buffalo chicken on 9-grain honey oat bread. Double Meat. Toasted. Sweet Peppers ONLY.

What if pony plush was made from actual pony filly that was killed and stuffed?

>>32724409
Now I really want to try this.
Maybe I'll get a memory foam pillow and see how long it takes me to screw everything up.

>>32724465
That bottom one sounds good.

>>32724469
Well then it wouldn't be plush, would it?


It'd also be terrifying.

>>32724352
$1500 is still well more than I'd like to gamble on something like this. Sales are not 100% certain, even with Rainbow Dosh. I should probably make a foamrubber test run before going for the high quality shit.
>>32724402
Hmm...
>>32724424
Indeed, but again we hit the border of cheapness and quality.
Damn. I really should pick if I want to make a reasonably fancy huggable pone, or the single most insane overkill fancypants pone ever made.
>>32724409
Well if we drop the skeleton then the obvious choise is either a limp pone (which is weird and corpse-like), or a solid one that is laying down (which seem more Fluttershy and less Rainbow Dash).

>>32724456

>only lettuce

Holy hell is that minimalistic. You gotta put some red onions, olives, wax peppers and/or jalepenos. Don't put oil and vinegar on it because the sandwich is already falling apart from the sauce on it.

slo pon best pon

>>32724483
Slowpony is scootpony

>>32724352
>>32724478
Y'know Fluttershy's usually sell for more than Dash.

>>32724465
Both of those are good.
Though I'm not as big of a fan of the cold cut combo.
Is it extra for double meat?

I like the buffalo with a little bit of ranch, it's so good.

>>32724480
Generally not a big fan of onions but that sounds good.

But of course I'm so hungry right now....

I'm watching the Powerpuff Girls body swap episode and it's good

>>32724475

Ya gotta toast it or the chicken falls out the bottom. I think it's a very nice blend of sweet, crunchy, and spicy.

>why did i just wonder what it would be like with Rainbow spiced chicken instead of buffalo?

>>32724492

Dash is an almost guaranteed buy though. I see more dash bronies than I do fluttershy bronies.

>>32724415
>flatbread
>chicken
>bacon
>pepperjack cheese
>toasted
>ranch
>chipotle sauce
>lettuce
>tomatoes
>onions

mmmm

>>32724483
>>32724488

Clydesdale was a riot. Not in the figurative sense, but the literal sense, Clydesdale was rioting. It wasn't bad enough that shortly after the sugar shortage came into light, the political officials demanded back-tariffs be paid by the Hoofington Sugar Conglomerate. Unfortunate events, unfortunate only because of the misdelivery by a derpy little Mailpony to a slightly more then vocal sugar fanatic. Situations that could've been fixed had the mail reached it's desired destination, situations that could've been avoided if the Clydesdale resident had taken the bridge, situations that could've been fixed had an unruly citizen not thrown the last bag of sugar to the ground in a rage.

Unfortunate events that have caused the entire police force of Clydesdale to quickly enact a militia state, locking out immigrants, tourists, and sugar aficionados. Still, it could only get worse as the Hoofington Sugar Conglomerate quickly raised a militia of their own, unwilling to recognize their own mistakes, and unwilling to pay the fine, they armed and incited those who were 'brave' enough to stand up against the entire army of Clydesdale, and potentially all of Equestria, simply for their pursuit of sugary goods.

These are the stories of several soldiers, rebels, rioters, policeponies, and bystanders. I present to you, the Clydesdale Diaries.

>>32724500
watch the episode where they learned to swear

>2011
>Eating Subway
>Not thinking it's absolute shite

Oh you guys...

>>32724508
>Sweetie Belle burst into treats

>>32724503
I'm just judging by Hoppip's sales, though in the end both of those went for approx the same amount, Fluttershy was at 80 euros on the 2nd day.

>>32724512
>2012
>Having bad taste

This guy probably LIKES Quiznos.

>>32724499

Double. And I like the cold cut combo because it's just so damn satisfying as a sub. I don't even wanna ruin it with mayo.

>>32724500

>>32724457

Twilight isn´t always with Celestia you know.

man, I wish I could buy one of those dolls without having to fork over some ridiculous amount of cash for it on ebay..

>>32724478
The mattress idea was getting into large production. For trying this out, your best bet would be a memory foam pillow, which goes for about a hundred.

What you dont want to happen is for you to invest time and money in this, only to fuck up. I'd start with a minimalist pony, just the basics. Once you work out the kinks for that, you can do the overkill fancy pony.

For this reason, I'd start with the limp pone before going to the skeleton, which adds complications of it's own. When you do the skeleton, go for a basic one before worrying about joints and shit.
Pic related is how I'd do it, with thin PVC. Perspective is somewhat fucked but hopefully you'll get the idea.

>>32724492
They do?
All the "It sold for HOW MUCH!?" auctions I've seen were Dash ones.

Tell ya nigs what, >>32724448 and >>32724473 have the right idea. I'll get a memory foam pillow and make an alpha model to test out how it retains shape, sticks back together, etc. Once that is done, I can start looking at that bigger pone.

>>32724533

I know that feel, some people spend so much fucking dosh on ponies.

>>32724511
There's such an episode?
I don't remember this at all!

>>32724532
>plaything
I have something I think I'll wait till bump limit

>>32724532

well of course
she's shipped with like
everyone

>>32724539
Who are these fucking people who can drop thousands of dollars on a goddamn stuffed pony?

WHO HAS THIS MUCH DOSH

COME ON EVERYPONI SMILE SMILE SMILE!

>>32724524
Mustard. Or honey mustard.

Subway's honey mustard is pretty subtle and sweet. IMHO, just generally good tasting.

God damn it what time does subway open usually?

I'm drooling like mad.

>>32724553

WELCOME TO MY THREAD WHERE NO ONE SMILES

>>32724539

none of the plushmakers take commissions?

I guess that would be too much to hope for, seeing how much dosh they can make by selling them for crazy-ass prices

>>32724539

Who has that much Rainbow Cash.

>>32724536
I agree. Also, thanks for the pic.

>>32724537
The big thing you have to figure out is how to stick pieces of memory foam together. You can try straight sewing it, or using some kind of glue, or both. Either way, you dont want your pony falling apart, specially after the memory foam is covered in the cloth exterior.

Cutting it and rounding it effectively is your next hurtle. Ponies are circles and cylinders. Knives make corners. I cant really think of an effective way to do this. Maybe a lot of time with an exacto knife? Keeping in mind that when you try to make precision cuts, the foam will squish underneath the blade. Once you can get the pieces to stay together, shape details on curves and stuff like the mouth is going to be annoying. Dont worry about how it looks. Your franken foam will all be covered by the cloth in the end.

>>32724457
>>32724549
>Two more Twilestia pics

>>32724561
Hoppip was going to, but then >school and >ponykart
All in all he probably did like.. 5-6 plushies so far. Some of them were sold for a normal price, about 50 euros, some were auctioned and went for 120.

>>32724553
I smiled.

>>32724559
Someday I'll get you

>>32724508
sorry about that, i had sudden poopoo

>>32724559

Well, I've made the switch of preferring the fillies to the mares.
This expression just melts my brain and gives me a cuteness-induced aneurysm all at the same time, every time.

>>32724553
So, Scootaloo has nuts?

>>32724587
Some Rainbow Dosh plushie went for like $5000 on ebay.

>>32724587

I hope he (she?) does someday
as pathetic as it sounds, I want my money in his face
and his doll in my arms

i mean

>>32724541
It is episode 65 called "Curses"
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_The_Powerpuff_Girls_episodes

also "Forced Kin" holy shit I saw how naughty that is

How about this?

>>32724553

>>32724520
Quizno's is even worse, thank you very much. The only "major" sandwich shop I go to is Jimmy John's. Even then, local places fare surprisingly superior to the big-names, at least where I live.

>>32724604
That was the gala one? Those are just incredibly well made, much better than Hoppip's, and his ones aren't bad at all either. The huge roinbowdosh one on the other hand was crap and also went for quite a lot.

>>32724623
Needs dragon dildos.

>>32724624
Who pone is it? Or is it you?

>>32724634

There's a colored version, it's Rainbow Rash.

>>32724626
I like quiznos too.

Later in life you'll start to eat anything.
Even garbage.

>>32724577
Well the head probably shouldn't be made out of memory foam anyway, since who wants a squishy head? I'd probably be better off with a more solid skull.
>>32724587
>50-120€
That's about as much as I made making commissions for /tg/
>>32724604
>$5000
U wot m8?

>>32724626

I live in AZ and we have Jimmy Johns.

But I have no idea how many Jimmy Johns there are.

I have no idea where I'm going with this.

>>32724515

>>32724645
There's a jimmy john's up in Green bay.

And if green bay has it, every place has it.

Green Bay is dying so bad it's sad.

>>32724546
Is it worth staying awake for?

>>32724658

ForeverAZ.jpg

The MLP-Vector group in dA is pretty cool, but why is it full of OCs? Who the fuck will download a vector of an OC?

>>32724663

Just don`t tell Rarity.

>>32724695
Shit that's bad.

>>32724695
Man, that thing is going to be fucked by a brony

A lot of times

>>32724695
What the fuck.

>>32724695
And then he put a fleshlight in it and proceeded to fuck it.

One final thing - when (if ever) I get to a point where the Great and Huggable Pone can be made, let's list out what it should have, just for the sake of checklisting.
>Posable PVC skeleton
>Memory foam core
>Short synthetic fur coat
>Human hair mane
>Posable eyes
>Hug-activated voice chip
>Accessories and outfits taken from the show
Anything I'm missing?

>>32724603
A LOT OF NUTS

>>32724559

>>32724718
>Hug-activated voice chip
Hnnnnnnnnnnnnngggggggghhhhhhh

>>32724718
Candy-flavored fleshlight.

>>32724718

>human hair

Where will you be getting this hair anyway?

>>32724653
>>32724515
>>32724515
treats burt from her ass

>>32724644
A squishy head would be awesome. Also, on the other hand, if you dont make the head squishy, it would seem out of place. Also, memory foam comes in a variety of viscosities, so you could use a more solid, but still squishy foam.

I've modified the skeleton. The circle is where I'd stick a weight to counteract the forward torque of the head.

Thinking more economically, before you go out and purchase a memory foam pillow or something, do some googling on the blocks of foam they use in those pits for gymnasts and stuff.

>>32724718
>Human hair mane
You sure? I don't think that will be as nice as you think.

>>32724718
I'd be wary of the human hair. It might just seem off. If anything, go to toy stores and other places and look at how other stuffed animals and stuff solved the hair problem.

>>32724698
That's it?

>>32724730
He knows someone.

>>32724177
>>32724132

I know that feel.

I had a good time watching ponies bonding with my sister until I found her browsing the wiki. Then I released what could possibly happen.

>>32724738
That picture reminds me of this one.

>>32724748
>>32724730
Barber or stylists have human hair.

Lots of it.

>>32724752
gottaclopfast

>>32724718
>hug activated voice chip
Wiring this would be interesting. You could line the skeleton with a series of what would basically be buttons that all connect to one voice box thing in the mouth. Whenever someone presses on the pony, it hits one of the buttons and you get sound.

You'd have to work on the placing of the speaker, so the sound is absorbed by the foam. You should also give it an on/off switch, so someone can cuddle it while they sleep without it speaking nonstop.

>>32724749
I showed my little brother, as well and I don't want him to see the fanbase, either...he's too young for this kinda stuff, also, he'll tell my family that I like MLP. Then, they'll tell everyone that I'm some kind of faggot. Feels bad, man...

>>32724510

Sun "Sunder" Dancer
Sergeant in the Clydesdale Army (Earth Pony Division)

"I never thought it would get so out of hand." He responded when responded as to how the situation was initially contained. "One minute we're putting up some wooden barricades, and the next two firebombs are tossed over into our encampment. Fortunately we were still unloading our gear, so no one was armed, or there would've been a bad situation... We got the two that attacked us and... Well, luckily there arn't any 'rights' during a martial law." He chuckled then cleared his throat, "uhh, you can scratch that, right?" I nodded.

"Anyways, shortly after we... 'detained' the two trouble makers and put out their little science project they started on the sandbags, we got a report that there was an armed force moving in towards our position. We initially assumed it was the local police force coming down to assist us, but we learned that they were under heavy fire by one of the libraries. Let me tell you, there... Was... Blood... When we had to retreat through the streets, let me tell you that it... It was a massacre. No pony deserves to die like that." He took in a deep breath, and fumbled with a small badge. "I grabbed this on the way through, I don't know who 'Honey Moonset' is, but I bet she was quite the trooper..." He grumbled and cleared his throat again, I offered a box of tissues. "No. I'm fine. But... I have to g-" His voice cracked at this moment, "I have to get back to my post."

>>32724752
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9myoXFk-O4U

>>32724764
>I'll grant your wish for a huggable foam pony, but it shall never shut up!

Tough love, baby.

>>32724764

>hug activated Rarity
>"Gently pleeease!"
>"WAH HA HAAA!"

>>32724752
>EquestrianQWOP.gif

>>32724765

it's a lot easier when you're family already thinks you're gay

>>32724752
>havok engine horse animations.gif

Fixed.

Did I ever mention I dislike the havok engine?

It's 15 years old. Time to move onto something that doesn't look like this:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iRZ2Sh5-XuM&feature=colike

>>32724765

>mfw my sister and I have a vow of secrecy

For some reason she treats her enjoyment of ponies with the same shame most of us do. She's 10.

>>32724774
>>32724764

You have to reach into it's memoryfoam butthole to activate the switch.

Be sure not to put your fingers in the fleshlight butthole, either.

>should have been in bed an hour ago
>talking about pony plush dolls instead

god dammit you guys
<3

So guys what's goi
>huge memory foam pony with voice activated by hugs
That is awesome but am I the only one who's a little disturbed?

>>32724766
Is this posted somewhere?

>>32724730
I know a hairdresser.
Alternatively (and stupidly expensively), hair extentions.
>>32724738
Squishy heads just sound incredibly creepy to me somehow.
also >foam pits
Holy shit I loved foam pits when I was younger.
>>32724744
>>32724747
Human hair is just so sleek and brushable. I love dicking around with my friend's hair extentions. Then again come to think of it I'm not sure if those are real or synthetic...

>>32724777

I used to write all the time, and I suddenly come back and now it's taboo?

What happened? New rules?

I ONCE DROVE A TEXAN TO A WEDDING

>>32724794

No, I'm writing it right now.

>>32724817
Be sure to upload it somewhere, I like it.

>>32724786
I'm not ashamed.

>>32724801
Yes, everyone attitude towards writing has changed. That, or maybe a few different people are in the thread right now.

>>32724810
Once took a Texan to a wedding
He kept forgetting, his loneliness letting
His thoughts turn to home and we turned

>>32724801
Well the mmount of fanfiction that exist now is retarded
And 99% of it is shit even by fanfiction standards
That and most are very big
I think we still like those shortfics that are posted here

>>32724824

unless it's writing we specifically requested
then it's okay

>>32724294
Angel, y u so hard to draw fsdkghsk

Good night, /co/.

>>32724786
10 years is about the age when you start wanting to "grow out" of cartoons because some of your friends consider them childish. Peer pressure is a hell of a drug.

Then you get to college and suddenly it's ok to like cartoons again.

>>32724799
Maybe that will mellow that cunt Angel out for once.

>>32724795
Oh so I found this.
http://www.foamorder.com/custom_cuts.php?product=memory&shape=4

Foam cylinders. On a site that sells all types of foam. Knock yourself out.

>>32724663
apparently it's too big sorry i kept you

I ONCE RAN THE INDY 500

>>32724841
It also looks like they do semi-custom shapes.
http://www.foamorder.com/custom_cuts.php?product=memory&shape=24

>>32724848
And you got raped, right?

>>32724764
I'd probably jam the speaker in the mouth and leave the mouth itself open, or at least hollow and openable.
And yes, an on/off switch would be a must. Not sure where to put the battery replacement flap though. Inb4 >the ass , that would require me to first of all make an asshole for it, which I don't really want to.

>>32724841
Jesus dick that web site sells a lot of foam.

>>32724810
>>32724826
That was a hell of a movie. The flower scene always made me want to tear up a little bit.

>>32724853

DEAR FOAM STORE:

MAKE THIS IN THE SHAPE OF MY RARITY.

Be sure to drill a hole where my PENIS will go.

-- Pony Lover 666xx420

>>32724848
I must confess I'm impressed how I did and I wonder how close that I came
Now I get a sinking sensation, I was the top of the line, out of site out of mind
So much for fortune and fame

damn you, Anon

>>32724698
>>32724748
>>32724846
Same artist, it was Twilight and Celestia chained up with Luna's shadow in the doorway. You've probably already seen it

>>32724801
I think most of the people that enjoy fanfiction spend their time on fimchan now.

>>32724860

Put it where the brain would go.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uhdt_HxQNqs
who here would watch "Lauren is Explorin"

>>32724871

I don't want to go there...

>>32724860
>Unscrew horn.
>Replace battery inside horn.

>>32724875
>need to put new batteries in pony's voice box
>open up the back of pony's head
>pony brain surgery

>>32724875
the mane could hide a zipper that houses it inside the head.

>>32724864
I laughed a lot harder than I should have.

>>32724884

Don't listen to him, plenty of people here still greatly enjoy fanfiction. It's just that we will chew you up and spit you out if you're bad at writing.

Please stay and continue sharing with us.

Just don't
say I'm
DAMNED FOR
ALL TIME

>>32724899
>Laughing.
>Not ordering as we speak.

>>32724663
>>32724846
>>32724866

>>32724903
I'm the guy that you are talking about, I and love fanfiction. It's just difficult to find anything good original these days that is worth the time it takes to read them.

>>32724864
>hole for your penis
>not two holes for your pony model vaginal and anal fleshlights for superior pleasure

>>32724905
Judas..
CUT THE PROTESTING, FORGET THE EXCUSES

>>32724903

Thanks, I think that means I get a passing grade in writing? A-Okay with me. I'm slightly occupied now, but I'll probably figure out something and write up a nice long post for one of those fancy fanfiction sites.

The entire idea started just from the idea of ponies carrying riotshields, honestly.

I loves me some riotshields.

>>32724841
>>32724853
Hm, well, they seem to ship to Europe so this might actually be worth something.
WAHAHA!

>>32724841
Man who the fuck wakes up one day and says "I'm going to make a web site that just sells a shit ton of foam"

>>32724947
10/10, I laughed hard.

>>32724947

Capitalism.

Can you believe that chucklehead Obama wants to go to Socialism? No way a communist bureaucrat would think: "We need a website that sells foam."

Ted Neeley is manlier than the manliest of bronies. Takeshi Kaga fills that role to a similar degree.

>>32724947
I sell foam and foam accessories.

>>32724953
Yeah, if we were socialist we would never get glorious on model memory foam ponies (maybe).

>>32724954
But he's such a whiner.

>Not owning a store that sells nothing but foam stallion cocks.

>>32724947
>>32724959
Wholesale distributing is hard to understand.

Actually you know what?

No. There's no need to argue this.
Dr. Katz made this argument for me years ago:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3qUpd8Y9uUg&feature=colike

Watch that.
That's you he's talking about.

>>32724929
More thoughts on the construction. If you used a denser foam and didnt make a skeleton, you could avoid the limp lifeless pony appearance, without having the problem of "I cant cuddle this pony because it's legs are filled with solid PVC."
It probably wouldnt be able to stand up on its own, but it wouldnt be totally limp.

Also, ears, horns and wings. Think about how you're going to do those.

Hmm... the only man with the balls to play Jesus for nearly 40 years, or a quirky Japanese cooking show chairman with a bell pepper fetish?

Fuck, you know what sounds good right now? Sliced bell peppers smeared with peanut butter.

>>32724974
Whats the deal with bees?

What are they for?

>>32724889
>>32724897
These seem like the most valid ideas, even if the horn only work for two of them.
Ok, we are getting places fast as fuck here - next question: what accessories and voice clips for each pone?
Thouhg going by >>32724359 it seems to only hold a single 10 second clip, unless I misread something.

>>32724986
That man does love him some fucking bell peppers.
You gotta respect that.

>>32724988
90% of food pollination is done by bees.

Without bees, you'd probably starve to death because grain, fruits, vegetables wouldn't get pollinated.

Livestock doesn't eat nothing. the feed they eat comes from grains and corn that all needs pollination.

If bees died, humanity would be fucked.

THAT'S WHAT THAT'S ALL ABOUT.

>>32724959
A hard working man in middle America decided one day that he and he alone would corner the world's foam market. Together with is wife Marlene, he single handedly created the finest foam selling web site ever seen. He's currently in the process of teaching his children the joys of foam, so that they may take up the mantle some day.

Sure this thread is going to places...

>>32724992
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BEHTkoyw9ss
Pony should make these noises.

Welp, it was a good run guys. Thanks for all the reading and advice and feedback, but I think it's about time I left. Seeing as how things have turned out for writer's here in the forum.

Thanks for everything, good luck to all of you still submitting work, and here's to an excellent rest of Season 2.

>>32724992
Come back to us about this once you get the whole "making the body, exterior and mane" part down. One step at a time.

>>32725014

We're losing contributors fast.

Soon we'll be third place in producing new pony shit.

>>32725014

>the forum

But it's an image board.

>>32725028

Sorry. Wasn't thinking.

>>32725004
Here, let me step on this for you:
The company is what's known as a wholesaler.

Ever seen a product with foam IN IT but not MADE OF foam? Guess where they get foam?
Wholesalers.
Ever seen a company that assembles parts in a factory? Ever wonder where those PARTS come from?

Whole salers. Do you think all those parts all those things are all made on site? No, the factory would be fucking huge.

Just about anything and everything that isn't a wholesale good is assembled and made of parts, and the factory doesn't make each and every individual part there. They get them from wholesalers or they have off site factories. Where do those factories get the materials? Again. Wholesalers.

Who sells this much foam? Who just buys and sells foam?
People who fucking use foam to make things. Which, as it turns out, is fucking a lot of people. That chair you're sitting on? Foam. They do not make that foam on site either.

Christ, none of you have ever watched, "how it's made?"

>>32725025
Who would be first and second?
Ponychan, and Fimchan?

>>32725025
>Implying Ponychan isn't producing more pony art than us

We lost it long time ago. Bitching about every contributor never helped it.

>>32725045
But OCs are not art

>>32725045
It also helps that they'll make several different images of their or each other's OCs.
>>32725050
Oh nevermind then.

>>32725025
>/co/
>productive

>>32725025
Soon we are going to have to rely on the less reliable ones...
It's gonna be shit and Lyra doing horrific things to small creatures everywhere.

Like, a giant fanfic full of fetishes and gore.

But it never ends.

>>32725050

OCs are my waifu, like Rari... Exquisite. Bitch is the finest white poni with the finest dark blue mane.

She only cares about herself, and damn she is fine 'cause of it.

>>32725042

Yes

>>32725045

Losing it is debatable, but yeah, /co/ needs to stop hating everything.

>>32724986
>>32724999
So I just used google to see if I could find a picture of that guy eating a bell pepper and I got two pony images right off the bat.

>>32725014
Wait, why are you leaving again?

>>32725069
>Attention.

>>32725063
>4chan needs to stop hating everything
ftfy

>>32725063
>/co/ needs to stop hating everything.
No

>>32725055
Humans aren't exactly small creatures.

>>32725078

>everything else needs to stop being so hateable

ftfy

Hi. I'm an aspiring fanfic writer who has written a grimdark Adventure Time story. My fanfiction.net username is FutanariIsFail and I always have great ideas. My newest story is entitled "Fallen Hero". Marceline and Princess Bubblegum were lesbian lovers who got killed by Finn's alien half-brother, who can warp reality and space-time and uses his powers for chaos. The whole story is about Finn dealing with the trauma and coming of age. It's an interesting read and isn't for everyone, but look at it (2 chapters so far; plan on 5) and tell me what you think.

>>32724985
Hmm, you might be onto something here. The skeleton would just add to the 100% DELUXE LIFELIKE PONE, and if it was thin enough, it shouldn't get in the way of cuddling.
As an added plus, with enough ball joints it would be able to mimin iconic poses from the show. Of course this would mean I'd need to set up the foam a certain way as not to block the joints from moving.

Then - ears, horns and wings. Hmm. That's a bit of a tough one.
The ears should be perky, so 100% fabric is not really an option. Foam rubber might work though. It has enough spring to it and can hold it's shape while still being soft.
Horns need to be hard if we want ABSOLUTE REALISM, but foamy if we want maximum hugability. So I'm guessing more foam, or plastic. Or if we want to be fancy, straight up bone. I'm sure large enough unicorn toys exist for me to plunder one off of in an emergency.
Wings are the hardest to get right. Should they be hairy like the main body, or have proper feathers? Should they be posable? If yes, then they need their own skeletons, though I think wire skeletons would be better than PVC ones for wings.

In any case, easymode would be to just get a single lump of foam and carve a laying pone out of it, with tucked wings. Then add a head. Or something like Dash here.

>>32725092
>We gotta love and tolerate everything
ftfy

>>32725038

>>32725072
So, is he leaving the pony fandom, or is he leaving to ponychan?

>>32725092
>Everything else needs to start getting on the hate train BROTHER!
ftfy

>>32725050
>>32725052
It's not ALL OCs...and with Ponychan I meant its posters with their dA or FA accounts.
We still have some cool drawfags and writerfags, but "bronies" (Ponychaners, FiMchaners, etc) are more productive than /co/mrades and that's because we made a lot of mistakes.

>>32725083
So /co/ isn't love? Is that what you're saying?

>>32725093

This is funny to me.

>drawing relatively complex human poses or drawing from imagination come naturally, but god fucking help you if you try to draw a simple three-circle pony

>>32725093
An excellent example of why many people dislike fanfiction.

>>32725102
I'm more fun when I'm not starving.

Gimmie something to eat.

I don't know.
Anything.

>>32725106
But quality>quantitiy.

>tfw Fluffy likes Naruto

>>32724912
Yep thanks
I don't know why I'm having such fucking problems right now
I guess bedtime