>least favorite pony
But I love all of the poni

FUCK

KATAWA SHOUJO - PONY VERSION
WHAT IS EACH PONIES DISABILITY

>>32676611
I'd sign up for direct deposit so I could leave every day without 'dealing with accounts payable,' which is Trixie's code word for being her 'very favoritest bartender in the world' after a bad show. Which is every show.

>>32676611
I think Wolf wrote a story about this last thread.

>>32676611
>LittlePip
I don't.

By sucking on the royal dick.

>rape

I become unemployed.

man why am I even working for this bitch

I can't fly

Why does Celestia wear such heavy eyeliner?

>>32676655
Rarity's disability is that she's too perfect.

>>32676675
You would be her wingman for picking up chicks.

>>32676656
You don't want to get a pony drunk? I thought you were some half man, half woman half, alcohol dispensing robot.

>>32676678

Insect repellent.

>>32676678

Helps to hide her age.

>>32676660
I'd do it. I'd do it gladly. As long as she told me I was a pretty pony afterwards.

>>32676691
>Dash literally gets all the action
>but you get to watch

just finished drawing this on paper
first time i draw pony-related stuff
hope ye liek

>>32676678
Midlife crises. She sees how young Luna looks and is trying to act like she's young again.

>>32676678
Picking up humans across the interdimensional vortex.

>>32676706
>Sell video to 4chan.
>Just kidding, it got torrented.

>They rage because the only sound is your mouth-breathing.

>>32676715
I love it.

Inb4 raging autists

>work for Gilda

Gilda doesn't even do anything except theft.

>>32676715
That is really cute anon.

Only complaint may be sharp chin? 9.5/10

I wanna see some smiles.

would you braeburnette

>>32676715
I like it.

>>32676715
I hate it

>>32676715
>Rainbow Dash
>Not Latino
You fucking racist

>>32676692
Consider dealing with Trixie for a full work day.

Then consider further dealing with a drunk, despondent, clingy Trixie after-hours. For ALL the after-hours; she never really stops drinking as much as her body decides it's time for her to get some pale shadow of sleep in a puddle of her own rum and tears.

Dealing with that is NOT something I want to do on a regular basis, even Trixie needs someone to listen to her when she feels vulnerable.

>>32676715
Ha. That's pretty great.
Now do Applejack.

>>32676716
I think Luna is like a midget alicorn.

>>32676706

So long as I'm getting paid.

>>32676715
0/10 are you even trying?

>>32676733
Work as catburglars, until one day you are both caught and you are sent to stallion prison where you are raped by the male inmates and female guards until you are nothing but a hollow shell.

>>32676737
OH HELLS YEAH!

>>32676747
Do you at least get to fuck drunk Trixie in the ass?

>>32676740
>>32676742
THERE SEEMS TO BE CONFLICTING OPINIONS

>>32676756
>Dash has to hire a wingman
Hah she has no friends.

>>32676764
A life of crime well spent.
>that feel when breaking the law really turns Gilda on

>>32676747
Come to think of it, a drunk Unicorn could be pretty dangerous unless alcohol saps their ability to use magic.

>>32676769
>Trixie tries to drunken magic pleasure you.
>Instead summons daggers and shit.
Suddenly this midnight romp is a life and death little game of drunk cat and mouse.

>>32676769
Yeah make me feel the pain fucker

>>32676742

He hates it!

>>32676673
>10th post
I am dissapoint.

>>32676790
>Turns your dick into a balloon animal

>>32676752
Word of Faust says Luna is younger. I'm going to leave that as my headcanon unless the show says otherwise.

>>32676769
You can't give or get proper consent when you're "too fuck to drunk" drunk. Besides, I really don't think there'd be much attraction.

>>32676737
That darned hair, it's too long.
Hopefully there will be more wet ponies soon that aren't rarity so people can make a new template.

>>32676794
>having negative opinions
>in 2011

Man you really don't understand how a hugbox works do you?

>>32676764
Oh I approve of this!

We need a clopfic on this, STAT!

>>32676800
>She then uses magic to make you orgasm super hard
>Your balloon animal cock shoots out semen, then comically pops and deflated
>Trixie is disappoint

>>32676800
>LET MOMMA TRIXIE MAKE THAT MONKEY CHASE THOSE COCONUTS!

>>32676809
>Besides, I really don't think there'd be much attraction.

That's what the alcohol is for.

Would you fuck a pony who didnt have a penis or vagina and only an ass

>>32676810
>Hopefully there will be more wet ponies soon that aren't rarity
Why you don't like Rarity?

braeburn is really cute and pretty like a filly and i want to do all kinds of gay stuff with him like lick each others assholes and slide our slippery cocks together until we burst in a fountain of cum

i'm not attracted to men though

>>32676823
>Makes that phbtbtbtbtbtbtbt sounds as it deflates

>>32676810
Pic related

>>32676827
I think MUTUTALLY there'd be zero attraction.

>>32676833
I like Rarity, but using a different pony might bring up a different model for the hair is what I'm saying.

>>32676823
Oh god I'm imagining this scene, animated a la Eveready Harton

>>32676833
>Rose hates Rarity

I am shocked.

>>32676810
>hates rarity
rose confirmed for hating rarity worst person of all time

/r/ing link to the flash from last night.

am i too late for the christmas spirit?

well too bad

MERRY DINO CHRISTMAS OR SOMETHING LOOK AT THIS CUTE PICTURE

>>32676831
I wouldn't fuck a pony.

I would cuddle it nonsexually.

>>32676860
Even in porn Dash is fat.

>>32676857
>Rose hates Rarity
Rose and Leth used to be the only people I really respected from the MLPG, It seems that I only have Leth left

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sNA1fbvF_Lw
Get under those covers for some sensual cuddling

>>32676881
She kinda has a full belly there....

Rose doesn't hate Rarity you sensationalist fucks.

>>32676724
>>32676735
>>32676740
>>32676750
thanks!
maybe i'll do AJ too
but its getting kinda late now, and i gotta go plant a tree

>>32676892
Shutup rose.

>>32676885
I know man, once you think you know a person, they go behind your back and insult Rarity.

I don't know you anymore rose. I don't know anyone anymore.

>>32676892
dats da joke

>>32676885
You keep telling yourself that, go on, just keep going. Soon enough though, you'll be filled with disappoint my dear anon!

>>32676891

isn't that how all ponies look when they try to stand upright?

>>32676892
She just really really really really really dislikes her.

Hey guise, is that time again?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pmekYJNIipc

I don't suppose Full Stop is still around? If you are, you were exactly right earlier. I'd have backed you up, but I was watching Return of the King with my family.

>>32676911
>mfw

>>32676894
A tree? OH LAWDIE! What kind of tree?

All of the pony in Ponyville got turned into people! Except Lyra

What shenanigans occur?

DOORKS

>>32676907
Shut the fuck up fluttershy no one asked your opinion.

Go back to being a dog with a horse cock.a

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1KLRNkLdzgI
>Stripping naked with breaburn and big mac and playing on the beach

>>32676868
FUCK YOU DINO-FAG.

Eh, who am I kidding. I've grown to love every single one of you bastards. Yes, even you, Dino-cunt. Hope you had a good one.

>>32676906
Yes

Their little pot bellies hang out

>>32676922
Holy shit how horrifying.

Did he died?

>>32676927
>except Lyra

Why. Why do you do this to such a sweet poni.

>>32676911
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6GggY4TEYbk&feature
DAILY DOSE

>>32676860
http://www.furaffinity.net/view/7090898/

Can someone post the DashXSoarin' drawing Wesdaman did? It's hilariously stupid.

>>32676927

>>32676931
Why does bigmac have child bearing hips.

Also, man hops has a twin brother that is kind of cool.

>>32676927
Calling the police for a jumper and suicide watch

>>32676951

I like how Pinkie can reach orgasm just by talking.

>>32676975
that scene with her was really cute despite it being, you know, sex.

>>32676925
we call them "higuera"

>>32676951
>FurAffinity

>>32676927

Just no

everyone draw me a picture of a hoof

for ultra science

>>32676984

Yeah, it actually kinda was...

Especially the kiss.

>>32676951
let me just log into my FA account.
oh wait
im not a furry

>>32676931
>meanwhile Blueblood and Hoity-Toity are lounging around in the sun, and you get to put the sunscreen on them

>>32676939
I honestly do not know, anonymous. It's up to your imagination, now.

>>32676921
If I see him, I'll let him know.

If anybody would like to laugh at some stupidity, I believe he's talking about this exchange:
>>32670410

Merry Christmas...

>>32676996

furryboardtemp2
pornpasslol

don't ask

>>32676987
http://images.4channel.org/f/src/MLP%20dating%20sim.swf

http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/577171

>>32676611
>Fluttershy
By doing the job better than she could, albeit less sweetly.

>>32676951

Thanks!

>You are not allowed to view this image.

Waaat?
Why the fuck not?...

Fuck you FA.

>>32676996
>>32676987
Well that's too bad for you, now you can't fuck Dashie, Pinkie or Trixie.
Have a good night, Anon~

>>32677030
meant to link>>32676951

>>32676991
But why?

>>32676996
>I want to see ponies fucking
>but I don't want to go to the animal 34 site

>>32677031
That image makes me wonder what kind of porn each one watches.

Oh my, look who showed up on my desk

>>32677042
>>32677030
see
>>32677016
your welcome

>>32677030
http://megaswf.com/serve/1500206

>>32677042
never fails to tickle me

>>32677051
This is glorious.

>>32677051
Talented motherfucker.

>>32677051
So angry.

>>32677052
>i wont color cheesecake 'porn' pictures
>but furries and ponies fucking is cool

A round of applause for bravespark

>>32677051
Oh. . . that's nice...

Can I eat it?

>>32677051
speaking of dan and ponies
>new update
http://dan-vs-fim.tumblr.com/

>>32677045
Twilight: Guy on Guy
Rarity: Femdom
Applejack: Straight
Rainbow Dash: Yuri
Fluttershy: BDSM
Pinkie Pie: Gang bangs

>>32677085
HOLY FUCK YES.

>>32677072
are you Mastafuu?
may I have original PNG please?

>>32677085

>>32677073
be more mad about that
I never said that it wasn't cool
I just said i wasn't going to color it

>>32677051
Here's a closeup. You can see my terrible coloring job.

>>32677085
Why does this work so much?
Why do you make me feel joys in my areas below my caucles?

Merry Christmas everyone.

>>32677115
It's adorable.

>>32677115
Oh, my, your breath reeks of bacon.

>>32676951

>Born in brasil, although now living in the great ice desert of Greenland.

holy shit, what?

>>32677115
That thing is freaky as fuck. Animals should never have eyes on the lower half of their heads, jesus.
Great job.

That makes me wonder, has anyone done a "Previous Gen pony in Ponyville" tumblr yet?
That sounds like something that could be good.

>>32677127
Yummy.

>>32677115
I love it.

>>32677127

I'm sure you know all about that smell.

Don't you, Fluttershy?

It's bulbous body seemed to have too much negative space in it. So I threw a fetus in there.

>Still loading all that fucking music.
>One file was bad.
This is the best Christmas ever.

>>32677149
>Its
God damnit it's late.

I have literally fallen in love with a cartoon character because of the Smile Smile Smile song
On a scale of Average person to CWC how pathetic am I?

>>32677039
science is not the answer?

>>32677147
What's with this picture?

>>32677178
It's all the same shit man.

>>32677147
>Fluttershy is secretly the only pony in ponyville that eats meat

>>32677178
Well, you don't have a JULAAAAY video, so you're still not a CWC.

But god damn, are you trying.

>>32677178
Normal people fall in love with actresses all the time. How is this any different?

>>32677178

1 being average person? 8.

1 being average ponyfag? About 2-3

>>32677192
Sounds like someone I can chill with.

As long as she cooks me some meat too.

>>32677192
Oh man, I can see it. She trains the predators how to hunt and feed. She also never bothers burying animals

>>32677201
Cartoon ponies are not real people with real emotions.

>>32677186
Fluttershy is the last thing you see before you die.
She watches, a smug look of satisfaction on her face knowing you will never taint the land with your presence.
This is the first and last thing you see before the blood loss leaves you in darkness, your body nurturing the soil of the Everfree.

>>32677217
>actors and actress'
>real people with emotions

you are now aware that after the events of hearth's warming eve, 6 mares had to repopulate equestria

>>32677209
You are something she hasn't tasted yet. Have you ever read The Most Dangerous Game?

>>32677231
I bet the unicorns are the husbands.

>>32677186

yandere eyes

>>32677231
>Magic mirrors.
>Return you to your spawn point.
>Spawn.
>Ponies create life from them.
>Ponies are from the lands of Terraria.

>>32677231
But how is filly formed?

>>32677201
>>32677217
>>32677230

>>32677235
>implying if she tried I wouldn't end up eating her

Good to be a gun nut.

>>32677235
>You manage to kill angel with a clever knife trap.
>In the distance Fluttershy comments you on your skill, nobody have ever bested him before.

>>32677256
I'm in love with a pony.

>>32677235

I also have opposable thumbs.
She's used to eating pigs or cows or whatever.
If she tried to eat a human, she would end up as the one being eaten.

I change the rules of the game. 

Pony is best pony.

Disagree and ye shall be smited.
Smitten.
Smote.

Whatever angry gods do

>>32677266
Pony just wants to be friends.

>>32677217
How are Pinkie and Fluttershy's emotions any less real to the common viewer than Tara Strong or Natalie Portman's in an interview? It's all second-hand, after all.

>>32677103
he was here earlier you missed

>>32677280

Read a book, Rainbow.

Oh you want to eat me anon? Well tuck into this meat. At this point she takes out her futa cock

>>32677280
>Whatever angry gods do.
Get killed by a crazy fucking Spartan?

>>32677264
>Fluttershy
>Him
IT ALL MAKES SENSE NOW!

>>32677275
You are forgetting the stare. She might not use it though, it isn't very sporting.

>>32677285
They're not real, they're commercialized industry figureheads designed to sell toys to girls.

>>32677280
I think it's smote.

>>32677301

Best act fast then.

Oh god, all this talk about Fluttershy being a carnivore is making me want a "The Most Dangerous Game" type story with Spike, Trixie and Gilda.

>>32677290
Does a bookworm count?

>>32677311
Thank you.
Smoten.

>>32677301
>implying it would do shit against a human
We are the most unpredictable creature in the universe. That we know of anyways.

>>32677283
Oh...

>make off-handed carnivore joke
>things get out of hand

what have I done...

>>32677328
>MLPG

Hey /co/, waiting on the ATG to post new theme and downloading steam goods. Somewhat noobish to drawing pwnies, so requesting request.

Note: Time spent will be 30-20 minutes, so please keep this in mind for yer request please

>>32677317
>horn
ew gross
>wings
I'm perfectly okay with that

Why does my brain think this?

>>32677283
okay...

>>32677328
Humans love being the dominant carnivore.

>>32677334
Why isn't there a version of that pic where the pot is full of ponies yet.

>>32677334
Stu, it's 1 in the morning, why are you making chocolate pudding?

>>32677295
>>32677295

>Futashy doesn't realize that I'm actually going to roast and eat her.

>>32677307
Tara Strong and Natalie Portman run off a fake persona they wear like a mask when interviewed.

>>32677319
I still waiting for the >fanfiction where a human wearing mirror shades manages to get Fluttershy to use The Stare on herself/get a cockatrice to petrify itself.

>>32677355
Not after the stare. Your anus will not be the same.

>>32677356
well tara is a jew.

>>32677343
We are more exposed to images of humans with wings than we are to images of humans with horns.

guess my pony

>>32677355

Uncle Coach approves this post

>>32677372
You mean, it'll gape more than usual?

>>32677345
is spike being frienzoned in that scene?

>>32677356
They're actually angry canadian men.

>>32677372

The stare operates on the basic assumption that the victim becomes ashamed of their actions by being told how horrible they are.

Humans tend not to care much about that.

>>32677363
>Gets a Cockatrice to petrify itself.
>Throw it at another Cockatrice.

>Earn the respect of the Cockatrices and get worshiped like a god.

MLP needs to be a little more like THIS show...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iR6KjNmN2BA

>>32677372
I don't think the stare would work if you just looked straight ahead instead of down at her eyes.

>>32677391
Get the fuck out of here John K.

>>32677372
Humans would just laugh the attempt off and proceed to remove her head from her neck.

>>32677372
>Scroll over thumbnail.
>Heart feels weird.

MEDIC

>>32677372
In my headcanon, the stare only works on animals and not on anything else, like other ponies or humans.

>>32677379
I was going to say 80's aerobics pony, then I saw the file name.
I like the leg warmers.

>>32677383
Yes.

>>32677407
How could you not look at those googly woogly googly smoogly woogly eyes?

>>32677383
First thing I thought of, like she didn't want things to get awkward so she stopped him.

>>32677372

She's too trusting. I'd just be standing behind her petting her and she'd be so happy eating the leftovers from dinner that I set out for her. And then, while she wasn't looking, I'd chloroform her. Truss her up and shove her in a roasting pan. Put her in the oven for a couple of hours.

Pegasi sure is delicious.

>>32677391
I forgot how much I loved Ren's animation from :27 and onward.
John K doesn't seem to do stuff like this anymore since it seems he much prefers to be gross nowadays.

>>32677414
>Stick her head on your raging human dick like a pike.
>Use stare powers of severed head to enslave rest of pony population.

>>32677445
Lyra would be proud.

>>32677411
I ain't John K, I like both shows, but still, shows like that are much more original...FiM was created mainly for toy sales, shows conceiving original ideas are the best kind of shows.
>Implying John K goes on 4chan

>>32677387
>>32677414
guys you seem to be mistaken
confidence is your undoing
you can't even face a bear

>>32677424

that too , but what else?

>>32677458

fluttershy couldn't face an earth bear either
ours tend not to ask for massages

>>32677458
Bears in Equestria are like fucking stuffed animals.

Bring a bear from our world over there. Our bears would tear shit up.

>>32677469
We also have Russians to wrestle the bears if need be.

>>32677469
How would you know they're not asking for massages all the time? Maybe bears are just really socially awkward

>>32677458

You mad cause we eatin' your waifu, bro?
Don't be, we're just getting rid of futashy.

>>32677474
There are probably russian ponies as well, they can wrestle the bears if needed

>>32677477
FUCK YOU NIGGER BEARS

>>32677477
Bears are the autisms of the animal kingdom.

They are mad all the time because they do not have Minecrafts.

>>32677439
>Giving a pet shitloads of table scraps
>Thinking it getting fat is the worst that can happen
IF YOU'RE GOING TO FUCK YOUR PET, AT LEAST TAKE CARE OF IT! YOU'RE THE ONES THAT"LL BE CRYING WHEN PRECIOUS FUTASHY DIES BECAUSE YOU'RE FEEDING A HORSE POTATO AND GRAVY.

>>32677480

Y BONAR?!

Guys.
Guys.
Guys listen.
Guys.
Guys.
how about.
We send one of our dangerous animals into the ponyverse?

>>32677471
>Our bears would tear shit up

>>32677480
I mad people think pony is helpless when human balls are so accessible and I love futashy

>>32677467
Heidi Montag?

Futashy made me dislike Fluttershy

>>32677471
Forgetting something?

>>32677506
MACHO MAN RANDY SAVAGE

>>32677506
What if we sent an Australian?

>>32677513

very funny.

>>32677519
Her having a giant penis is practically canon

Could I just cuddle sweetly with Fluttershy?

>>32677505
i got one for just bathed Pinkie...

>>32677534
lolfagget

>>32677532
Of course

>>32677522
Which pony would be most likely to snap into a slim jim, /co/?

>>32677510

Man, when Futashy's so fat like that she's asking to get the butterball treatment.

>>32677502

>Implying they won't just eat Futashy when she dies

>>32677502
dogs die from chocolate and squirrels die from corn but that's it

>>32677506
What should it be?

A tiger? A bear? Maybe not just one? How about a pack of wolves? Or a timber wolf?

>>32677520
I kind of dislike how season 2 introduced bears as a real thing.

I thought they were all constellations :(

>>32677520
And it's still a damn teddy bear.

All she did was rock it to sleep. I mean what the hell man.

So, what are my little /co/lts listening to today?

>>32677529
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iI-VZEhVsrI

>>32677532

No, this is MLPG and we get darker by the day. So instead of cuddling Fluttershy, we're going to shove and apple in her mouth and roast her on a spit.

>mfw the obligatory Ponyville baseball team episode

What positions would the ponies play, /co/?

>>32677340
Can you draw Twilight getting upset at her alarm for not waking her up, causing over sleeping? I realize this request is late, so you probably won't be able to, but I thought I'd try.

Derpy is a very ugly pony.

>>32677578
Only if she tries to eat me.

>>32677582
Dash is totally a pitcher

>>32677566
She rocked its baby to sleep. Fuck only knows if the mother had come looking for it and found it in ponyville.

>>32677506
How about we send the most dangerous animal of them all.
Human.

>>32677582
I want a beach episode.

>>32677555
that episode was so OOC i'd barely consider it canon

>>32677568
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DORtFo2MAE0

>>32676660
taking care of the royal dick is a full time job. you have to keep a constant eye on it because it gets stuck in the most unusual places.

>>32677568
A bunch of guys making guitar sounds with their voice.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2zgrbCMUUV0

>>32677568
Prog rock all day erry day

>>32677582
>obligatory
what? I hope not, I hate baseball

>>32677595
Alright I guess. As long as he's murderously insane.

I still like the idea of a pack of wolves.

>>32677585
Aww come on, you know you love her...

>>32677519
jesus christ how shallow

>>32677568

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7sxFyu_U2go

>>32677550
It's up to you guys to decide.
I say send in a couple of brown recluses into Fluttershy's home.
For added hilarity, some huntsmen spiders in Twilight's Library.

>>32677545
IF MACHO MAN RANDY SAVAGE HAD TO CHOOSE BETWEEN ANY OF THE TINY PONY DUDES TO SNAP INTO A SLIM JIM WITH BROTHER, LET MACHO MAN RANDY SAVAGE TELL YOU WHAT LITTLE PONY WRESTLEFRIEND HE WOULD HAVE TO CHOOSE!

IT WOULD BE THE STRONGEST LITTLE PONY FIGHTAMAJIGGER, BROTHER. THE FASTEST LITTLE TAG TEAM PARTNER THIS WRESTLEDUDE HAS EVER BATTLED IN THE STEEL CAGE.

THE WRESTLEGODDES HERSELF.

MACHO MAN RANDY SAVAGE MEANS LUNA.

SHE CAN SNAP INTO A SLIM JIM

>>32677568
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KS46tsHzDgg&hd=1

>working for applebloom
>the apple family

Meh. Farm work isn't too bad.

It's actually quite relaxing.

>>32677568
Swans - Soundtracks for the Blind
It's godly.

>>32677519
past sins made me hate twilight

>>32677568
you caught me being a fag

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ksn91wXHgx8

>>32677630
This is amazing and I want your babies

>>32677637
>get a load of this guy cam.jpg

>>32677568
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qWUXU94SsLo

This terrible terrible song that nobody should listen to ever.

>>32677642
FAGGOT

>>32677568
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mOL8fDISewA&feature=related

>>32677637
That's okay because I don't particularly like twilight either.

Rainbow Dash is where it's at.

>>32677637

>>32677627
SEND ALL THE THINGS

We arrive to Equestria ourselves after havoc has been thoroughly wrought.

>>32677637

Past Sins made me hate Penstroke.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AO7p_Z7vm6Y

>>32677568
http://pastebin.com/NLDh3U2G

>>32677663
We arrive as glorious saviors! Oh don't worry litte ponies, we deal with this all the time.
Bears have real trouble living in logged out forests.

>>32677655
oh wow

that hits close to home

>>32677568
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VPUp2PiCYBY

>>32677627

I say infect Pinkie Pie's cupcakes with pinworm eggs

>>32677680
More like arriving to clean up what's left of the ponies.

jeeze, i'm a /co/ casual and this thread is fucking terrible
no futashy-i-want-pony-babies pic anywhere

>>32677637
I remember this drawing. The day my blood feud with Jailbait started.

>>32677568

Something awesome.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KBthi_An5qQ

>Nostalgia Mode, Mother Fuckers

hey /co/

hey /co/

who is your waifu

>>32677707
>waifu

>>32677637
Hey faggot. I said I DISLIKE fluttershy. I don't hate anyone.

>>32677689

>Futashy baby ponies

That can be arranged.

>>32677711
But she's fun

>>32677707
go back to HSG you bitch.

JJ is streaming.

>>32677646
MACHO MAN RANDY SAVAGES SLIM JIM DOES NOT SNAP THAT WAY, BROTHER.

BUT WE CAN STILL BE WRESTLEBUDDIES!

>>32677707
I can't help but think of some sort of pathetic neckbeard martial art whenever I hear waifu.

>>32677723
Fuck JJ.

He pisses me off drawing so fast and well.

>>32677723

>>32677727
It's not gay when its in the cage?

>>32677115
i've seen more terrifying
actually i like it a lot can i take it home? can it eat table scraps? pets eating table scraps if the best fucking thing ever.
you don't have to deal with clean up and your pet loves you even more EVERYONE WINS

>>32677723
I really, really don't care

Alright guys, here's the plan:
We send in a few poisonous insects and animals into the pony world.
We send in a solar powered camera droid to capture it all on film and is broadcast the plague of sicknesses back to us.
how many of you would watch?

>>32677734
You should see White Devil streaming.

Nigga is fast.

>>32677711
am i to assume you just really really really dislike her?

>>32677723
meh, I don't like to see animu faces and/or unfinished art

>>32677728

I originally thought "waifu" was a reference to your waif who specializes in karate. Pic related.

Needless to say, the actual definition really disappointed me.

>>32677317
i like the part where rainbow dash is looking very confused or unnerved
>OH DASH
>twilight what the fuck are you doing
>i thought you loved this kind of stuff
>wrestling? no i don't like it
>no no i mean the uh
>the what

lying down on a mattress with my laptop and tablet with me, listening to tv. someone give me a non-sexual pony to draw.

>>32677756
I don't even know who that is.

Fallout Equestria made me like Rarity
lol jk I always liked her but she is so good in it

>>32677767
Big Mac is non-sexual.

>>32677767
>non sexual

What are you even good for if you can draw sexual? Just leave, there's the door.

Oh gosh, how do I set up a tablet to work on only one screen for a dual monitor setup?

>>32677584
Do Leth's request, I like it.
>>32677767

>>32677767
Roseluck

>>32677774
Oh you.

>>32677686
Speaking of Neotokyo, why did such a great game flop?

>>32677765
its pretty hot though

besides the whole horn thing

>>32677774
>He liked F:E.
What a fanboy

>>32677774

>Fallout: Equestria

My nigga

>>32677584
I'm not the same Anon you're talking to, but I could try to draw this request as well. I'm still mediocre at drawing and I could use some practice. I-I mean, only if you want to, t-that is.

>>32677774
>Fallout Equestria
>>>/EqD/
>>>/ponychan/

>>32677787
Rosewho?

>>32677767
draw Applejack holding the Apple of Eden from Assassin;s Creed

>>32677788
I don't get it.

>>32677774
How did that end anyways?

Isn't F:E like twice the size of the bible now? (new testament of course)

>>32677818

Littlepip dies

>>32677818
Sunshine and rainbows

>>32677806
Skittish pony and prettiest of the flower trio.

>>32677818
Clouds fall everyone dies.

>>32677823
...Shit, I forgot to add the afterword. Be right back!

>>32677831
She is the prettyist, but there is something about Lilly that I really like.

>>32677796
Please do!

I like it when people draw things I suggest!

>>32677831
>Skittish pony.
>Thinks that's Roseluck.

>>32677823
Long =/= Good

>>32677815
He said fanfiction made him like rarity
but then he corrected himself and said he always liked rarity

it's joke see.

>>32677826
>>32677828
>>32677834
so happy lesbian orgies in Celestia's heaven?
>I'm glad it's over.jpg

>>32677831
Daisy is my wafiu.

Nothing will change this.

>>32677848
keep posting that picture~

>>32677855
god fuck
that fucking up opening man

>>32677848
You and everyone else

>>32677855
Length is irrelevant you retard.

>>32677831
>prettiest

>>32677861
Also Alicorns.

Alicorns everywhere.
And OC's oh man, all the OC's
Alicorn OC's

THE CHARLIES ARE IN THE TREES!

So /co/, what present would you get your pony waifu for Christmas? What extra special thing would you do for her?

>>32677879
CAMOUFLAGE

>>32677868
After watching Leafie, Up if absolutely nothing to me.
I wish someone would stream it here. Fluffy didn't have time

>>32677855
Fuck, that movie, man. Many Manly tears were shed.

And now to change it up, I am currently downloading Ao Oni. Wish me luck.

>>32677879
that was a nice Surprise

Alright team...we're surrounded by small multi colored equines. Kowalski survey the area and report back with info.

>>32677882
my dick in her ass

extra special?
i'd let her lick the cum off

>>32677870
actually no, length is important depending on what you're doing

i think by every single standard ever, F:E is too long. far far too long

>>32677882
>Present.
Box of chocolates.
>Extra special thing.
Replaced the chocolates with a diet book.
And a Slim Jim

>>32677869
It's a really good >feel.

>>32677900
>I know all about long fanfiction nobody will ever read

>>32677848
Very well, then! Please do have in mind that, just like that other Anon, I take a lot of time to draw, so expect it to be done in 30-40 minutes.

>>32677884
I heard about that a while. Isn't it Korean? How'd you watch it?

>>32677870
Some people talk about F:E's lenght like if it were an accomplishment or something to be proud about

>>32677882

an entire day with Princess Celestia
no interruptions
no obligations
no strings attached

>>32677647
I don't get that flename

>>32677904
mah brother

>>32677900
Or maybe it's not long enough.

>>32677914
Subtitles...

>>>/k/10397592
come make fun of nathan

>>32677916
Comparable to One Piece.

It's long so it HAS TO BE GOOD

>>32677914
...I heard about that a while ago*

>>32677900
a story takes time to unfold you impatient child

>>32677469
>>32677471

The bear quite clearly menacingly roared in her face before she pacified it with a drop kick and a neck twist. I don't see how an earth bear would be much different.

>>32677919
Hangman you silly plebian. Hangpony in this case.

Pinkie is calling out letters and vowels in the audience

>>32677930

the inverse is true too
just because something is long doesn't mean it's bad

>>32677882
>Present

Emerald necklace.

>Extra special thing

We're flying to Paris, baby.

>>32677934
wait son, are you implying F:E is a decent history?

Intro: 238
Prologue: 994
1-5: 32,063
6-10: 33,305
11-15: 46,671
16-20: 53,114
21-25: 61,509
26-30: 73,228
31-35: 64,716
36-40: 135,189
41-45: 98,535
Epilogue: 2,681
Afterword: 4,652
Total: 606,895

Fun fact: 37: 50,447

The authorized King James version of the bible: 783,137
The entire Lord of the Rings trilogy: ~473k
Marienbad My Love (longest novel): 17,000,000
ArtamËne, ou le Grand Cyrus (longest published novel): 2,100,000
Clarissa (longest English-language published novel): 969,000

>>32677882
I would give her all the brushies.

>>32677930
Stop having eyebrows ranbow that is weird

>>32677924
No, I mean where'd you get a copy of it? Are there torrents up for it?

>>32677928
Why the fuck would we want nachos here?

>>32677919
Hangman. The game.

>That ending to F:E.
>Fluttershy told that entire story to young kids.
>It says she left out the raunchy shit, but as the reader, you were one of the kids.
>She left nothing out.
>Every detail, everything.

>>32677912
I think I'll try to stay up for it then!

>>32677916
Here?

>>32677959
I like ponies with eyebrows

>>32677934
no
see
a story takes time to unfold
a story that wasn't properly planned out unfolds continuously with some immediate structure but no real overall structure. the author forgot to write an ending before he wrote the beginning, which is kind of a good habit to get into