FINK-RATS!

>be at christmas dinner
>"anon why don't you play some christmas music from your ipod"
>squeeze my way out (I have people sitting on either side and a wall behind me)
>plug ipod into stereo, go to xmas music, set it to shuffle and play
>get situated in my spot at the table
>jungle bell rock plays
>hear an unusually fast beat in the next song
>recognize it from Face Down Ass Up
>stand up and ask to be let out to fix the music
>the music is fine anon sit do- "THATS THE WAY WE LIKE TO FUCK"
>everyone looks at me
>everyone continues to stare at me until "MAKE IT BOUNCE BABY MAKE IT BOUNCE BABY"
>force my way out of table to turn music off
>sister is covering her sons ears
>turn it off right after the first line of "MAKE ME CUM BABY"
>turn around see family complete with aunts, uncles and grandparents staring at me
>"I have to go to the bathroom"

>>32671991
Water powered actually.

>>32672020
You just copy this from v.

>>32672020

Oh yeah, I saw that on /v/ as well.

>>32671991
Their appliances all run on >rape
>rape is really efficient, so there needs to just be one poor foal that gets >raped constantly to power everything in Equestria

>>32672020
What? No spaghetti? Where's gamestop?

ITT: the hottest Tumblr ponies.

>>32672049
Here.

>>32672020
disappoint it was not MLP song

Hey Nanaki, ya in here?

>>32672066
Thanks anon.

I was having a panic attack.

>>32672061
>Giving a fuck about pony tumblrs

>>32672073
Heya. What's up?

>>32672061

I don't even get this tumblr. Opal claws her and then she turns into a total slut? Okay?

>>32672045
isn't that that story on utilitarianism where there's a magical land where everyone is happy and there are festivals and parties and shit all the time and it's all because there's a child in a cell deep underground who must suffer nad can never be let out?

>>32671991
>Energy = magic(celestia)^2
Solar of course1

>>32672045
It'd be like 'The Lottery'. Every pony draws straws. The unfortunate 'winner' is raped to power Equestria. It's for the greater good of course.

>>32672095
Is a furfag artist.

>>32672061
how the fuck am I meant to navigate tumblr?

>>32672092
Sent a reply to your blog post about your mane, not sure how long it takes for you to receive it and wanted to see if its popped up for you yet.

which pone would you drink with

what's a marker
also i made something with phone

>>32672095
Cats are by nature sluts.

Everything is magic in ponyworld.

Being a magic cat Opal infects Rarity with Weresluttism

And that's how Pinkamena died

>>32672105
That thing is not even fair, 2 years ago Twilight win but Celestia use position to get someone else rape.

Hey, hey everypony


Happy Ponymas

>>32672092
Say, I didnt get to thank you for this.

Fluffy is streaman DanVS

https://docs.google.com/document/d/1aQq0LlkYy88JcpipuJof9IGsIzopbQ7m5Px_YGUPAL8/edit?hl=es&pli=1 best fan fic evar

>No-Ink

>>32672100
That...might have been an inspiration, now that you mention it, but I had forgotten it until now.

I guess that means every pony, when they reach maturity, is brought to the rape chamber to see the foal there, and to decide whether they can accept that and continue living in Equestria or not.

Guys, I know this has nothing to do with pones, but this is incredibly important. I must know before the 25th ends in my timezone, which is only like 10 minutes.

Okay, ready?

Snowmiser or Heatmiser? Which one is actually too much?

>implying I didn't spend my Christmas eve writing a second chapter of my rapefic

http://clopfic.heroku.com/fics/594

Fucking why. What has my life become?

>>32672128
Luna seems like a total bro.

So does Applejack. Rainblow Dosh, maybe.

>>32672172
Can you?

>>32672178
Neither

>>32672095
That happened to me, as well. I still haven't recovered.

>>32672181
>Rainblow Dosh
>total bro

Pick one.

Guys, I think I subconsciously made a Diamond Dog OC. What do?
Also ignore the thing in the middle.

>>32672095
The story is: it takes place in the same universe as Cupcakes and the Pinkamena blog. There are rumors going around about a bunch of ponies being murdered, and Rarity becomes so nervous and on-edge that she locks herself up in her home, and starts having recurring nightmares of the killer coming for her and her sister.

And one day, Opal is in super bitch mode and scratches Rarity up really bad. Rarity responds by kicking Opal into the wall and killing her. And she realizes that she kind of liked the pain. And then she goes online using a computer Spike gave her, and finds Pinkamena's Tumblr.

And she goes kind of nuts.

And this pic explains the slut part.

Derpy Hooves a very ugly pony.

>>32672183
No. I could not.

HATE ME.

OMG LAUREN FAUST SAID RARITY WAS BEST PONY HERE'S LINK

https://docs.google.com/document/d/1aQq0LlkYy88JcpipuJof9IGsIzopbQ7m5Px_YGUPAL8/edit?hl=es&pli=1

>>32672202

Go to deviantart.

>>32672202

>>32672203

So grimdark slut mode.

Also, I heard this artist got fucking told by CT or somebody that they liked? I forget who it was.

>>32672202
>Orgasmically rapable chewy caramel delicious center
Seriously, what is that thing in his tummy?

Course of Action: Make shipping Rule 34 of your new character with one of the Main 6.

>>32672202

>>32672202
Hide it before Klondike rapes it.

>>32672125
Holy shit that is incredibly helpful. Thank you so much!

>>32672151
No prob.

>>32672249
Yea it was CT.

>>32672249
How so?

My Little Slutties: Anatomy is Incomprehensible

>>32672249
Sounds interesting. I'd like to hear about it if true.

>>32672249
Storytime?
Storytime.

>>32672231
FUCK i hate that biatch

>>32672198
Note I said "maybe".

>>32672203
>ponis
>internet
hptp://www.poni.poni/poni.pni/

>>32672264
give us all the juicy details gurl

>>32672035

>>32672264
What happened?

>>32672294
Ask furfag nanaki im sure he is around.

>>32672249
Not really "told". More like Jay started off kinda fanboying over CT and his Pinkamena blog, and CT didn't take it all too well. Jay feels really bad about it. CT is completely ignoring him and mentioned once he didn't care much for LMR.

>>32672190
Thank you, Anon. I'm not sure how this helps, but at least I finally know the truth.

Happy Hearthwarming's Day! Or something!

lmr guy is huge fanboy
goes all fanboy on ct
ct says fuck off
lmr guy remains full fanboy mode but changes story
the end

>>32672280
> My Little Slutties
... This is probably what Bratz dolls look like in Equestria.

If the energy of the world is celestia how do they lived before
remember Energy = Magic(celestia)^2

>>32672280
Pip: Ponyville's underage Casanova.

If anyone cares, last time I'm posting the 43 albums.

http://pastebin.com/NLDh3U2G

>>32672280
Every time I see this art I die a little inside.

>>32672323
Why do these exist? Why do BABY Bratz dolls exist. What the fuck society

>>32672252
Ha. No.
The center thing was when I THOUGHT It was an original idea, but after I realized what it actually was, I scrapped the idea for it. Just a bare stomach.
Also more doodles.

>>32672280

Is that meant to be arousing?

>>32672344
To feed your hate. Feel it grow.

HATE ME.

>>32672351
>weedsman 2.0

Alright, how was everyone's Christmas?

My cousin's daughter had me draw a unicorn for her. I drew Twilight and she said it was Celestia. I didn't want to argue.

>>32672332
Jesus H. Christ, sentenal, what the fuck is this shit? Is this a bunch of really fucking good music?

>>32672260

Glad to be of help!
>back to lurking

>>32672355
>Something not really turning dafty on

>>32672355
I don't know by it make my outti an inni

>>32672280
stick on maxi pads?

>>32672370
You should go TOLD mode on that bitch.

>>32672373
Merry Christmas to you too.

>>32672351

I had no idea you were this autistic.

>>32672327
Well.... apparently their earth is round, but they need magic to rise the sun and the moon. So their planet is not spinning, or it is but... the sun and the moon cannot rise itself?

derpy is a very ugly pony

>>32672383
> stick on Maxi pads
Maybe they follow the Fifth Element character direction philosophy.

>>32672383
Tron Bonne-brand crotch plates

>>32672380
Explain.

>>32672370
Christmas went good. Visited family, played some video games with family, and life was good.

Came back home, posted ponies. Good day.

>>32672373
...is this a trick question? Good is all a matter if personal perspective. What you see is what you get. -I- think it's good music.

>>32672370
OK past two days, though my grandmother is deteriorating even more so in body and mind

>>32672415
what a slut. I bet she hugs everyone on the first date.

>>32672418
HIS JUNK RETREATED.

HATE ME.

>>32672297
Merry Christmas to you, too!

>>32672351

MINE IS BETTER.

>>32672428

Yeah and also fucks two men at once

>>32672437
It ran like a French solider.

guys my cat's ass is going bald, should I be getting worried? she doesn't react when I pet it there, so I don't think it hurts her

>>32672415
Oh nice, hugging ponies! I need to start a folder for these.

>>32672447
Kinda reminds me of Crash Bandicoot.

Derpy Hooves is an EXTREMELY ugly pony.

>>32672456
Take her to a vet just to be sure.

>>32672451
DO NOT TALK SHIT ABOUT THE FRENCH ARMY THE OPENER FOR WWII WAS A FLUKE

THAT DOESN'T SOUND LIKE HATRED

>>32672437
But I tolerate you.

>>32672370
Fine I guess. I came to terms with the fact that most of my family are almost strangers to me and our car broke down on the way home.

>>32672451
>Historical Fact: France have won more war then lost
>Also a Fact: they are still annoying despite that.

>>32672465

Not a bad idea at all, I usually just stuff all the hugging ponies in my group folder though.

>>32672456
Has your cat's ass been exposed to large doses of gamma radiation?

Oh God Dan Vs. is the best thing ever.

>>32672456
Take your cat out of the irradiated water.

Your cat is not a ghoul, it does not work like that.

You will never have an adorable glowing cat.

You will only have a dead cat and that is horrible!

>>32672477
HATE.

ME.

>>32672495
Unless you put him in a box and with poison.

>>32672470
No matter how many times you say it, it's still not true. Yeah, I'll take the bait you sperglord.

>>32672490

I'd like to give some mouth-hugs to Rarities toes.

/r/ Winter pones.

>>32672490
Why are FS and AJ the only ones awake?

What are they planning?
They're sharing a look and this all seems unwholesome to me.

What a great day. Lets finish with a nice nap

>>32672527
>trap

>>32672527
Mouth hugs suppose you're enveloping, surrounding something with wet sweet succulent heat just taking it all in and groaning into it.

>>32672467

MINE'S STILL BETTER.

>>32672540
Still waiting for DD and Terse

>>32672513
I thought that envelope was her bared teeth in the thumbnail

>>32672527
SHE DOESN'T HAVE TOES YOU DAFT CUNT

HAVE YOU FORGOTTEN HATE?

>>32672061

>>32672510
Well of course.
But who has time for that?

Stupid cat will probably just nap in the box anyways.

>>32672527
That head's still rather poorly made, I wonder if they'll ever fix it
Wait, the face isn't the important part of the picture..

>>32672566

SORRY NO HATE HERE!

JUST DELICIOUS FEETS!

>>32672538
>Rarijack

>>32672470

merry just after christmas, DIAVUPanon

>mention fluffy streaming
>forget to link him

http://www.livestream.com/fluffy__butts

>>32672579
THAT IS A WASTE OF A CUPCAKE.

There is a place for anger and hatred, by foregoing them you are weakening yourself.

>>32672573
>no time to put cat in box
>end of Christmas
>no boxes

>>32672575
I agree, the tail should be the top priority.

Shit, it's 5 am.
I'm going to bed.

>>32672571
>Bulletsponge will never feed you a dose of lead medication.
>You will never have your own theme music wherever you go as a villain.

Derpy Hooves is the ugliest pony.

I guess Deafdefiler went to sleep, but here is his FlutterMac request. Any room for improvement?

>>32672538

>>32672575
How good are you at drawing feet?

>>32672579

PONY FEET TIME AYE?

>>32672587

You seem upset.

>>32672606
>you will never have a cap blowing in the wind all the time

>>32672609
Giant dicks on one or both.

>>32672575
She also has no boobs.

>>32672587
It's no more or less plausible than the other ships where, you know, there has been any large degree of direct character interaction, which is why Applejack / Pinkie Pie makes no fucking sense.

>>32672559
Ssshhhhh, just let it happen

anyone have a really good example of pony eyes i need to try something new and i dont know shit about eyes.

>>32672486
Historical Fact:

Glorious French Army would win every single war they participated in if it wasn't for their white flag fetish.

>>32672609
pretty good for being what it is, though Fluttershy looks a bit to round on the body.

>>32672527
>>32672579
>standard pony heads
>human bodies
Holy shit, nope!

On a side-note, anyone have that pic of the strange gen 1 I think pony where it's got a wide mouth opening but its eye is on the lower jaw? I think it was a profile shot.

Ya, this is gonna be a long shot.

>>32672624
>>32672615
>Replying the Sweetie anon

This is not how the drill works guys.

>>32672609
>>32672609
heads and legs need work. Wings dont flatten on one side like that. And FS's hair isn't shaped that way.

>>32672609

fluttershy is too fat.

also, what is wrong with her tail?

>>32672635

>>32672641

I made my own version the other day.

>>32672635
THEY ARE ROUND.

THEY ARE SHINY.

THEY HAVE SCLERA, IRISES, AND PUPILS.

AND YOURS SHOULD BE FULL OF HATRED.

>>32672635

Here's a pretty good close up of Rarity's eye.

>>32672552
Yes, I admit that your OC is superior in every way. Hell, what's his backstory?

>>32672540
aw utterly cute

>>32672613
I would say maybe about average feet on ponies freak me out, not to mention such.. spotlight to them..

>>32672622
I kind of wanted to blame the boobs thing on the fact that these feet pictures look traced and they didn't know what to do with gravitytits

>>32672661
Oh that's goin' in the Lyra folder. But at least you know what I'm talking about.

>>32672650
It's just the Rarijack Defense Force, you don't need to worry about them, either.

>>32672635
posting prettiest eyes

>>32672635

BOOP.

>>32672668
You are very mad, chum.
Please refrain from gushing blood
and hate on our floor.

>>32672615
>AJ with french braid
HNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNGGG

>>32672587
>Sweetieanon

>>32672571
...I am creeped out at the lack of iris.
Why is this the only thing that throws me off?

Like, this shit is not natural, those eyes are reserved for Snips and Snails.
Ponies with no souls.

Wait.
>No soul.
NOW IT HITS ME.

>>32672725
BGGLHUGLGUHGUHGUHUGUGHULRURUUGGHHH

TOO LATE, GOT SOME HYDROGEN PEROXIDE?

>>32672727

More like

>AJ with any braids

HHNNGGG.

>>32672653
>>32672637
>>32672659
I thought I had her down, but it looks like I need to keep using references.

Her tail is supposed to be scrunched up against the back of the sled. I'll work on the wings too, they still give me trouble.

Thanks for the help!

>>32672729

>>32672753
>Hydrogen Peroxide.

Oh god I remember that OC pony.

All that foam, all that fizzy feels.

>>32672754
whenever I see braids like that, I get hungry fro french bread

>>32672727
A fresh country girl
out with Lady Rarity
is a fetching sight.

Oh god I really need that weird pony picture. I must make it look even more horrific.

Also I might be feeling a bit peppy since I hit a Casey's General Store on the way back home.

>>32672766
>making this face

>>32672754
>>AJ with any braids
>HHNNGGG.

Braids overall
>HHNNGGG!

>>32672754
Goddamit we need morw AJ with braids.

>>32672775
I think more along the lines of Swiss milk maid than french, but maybe that's just me.

>>32672792
>that weird pony picture
You want half of all fanart ever made posted in this thread?

>>32672772
NO WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT

IT'S TO BREAK UP THE BLOODSTAINS YOU DOPEY FUCK

HATE ME

>>32672804
> milk maid
This is going to start >lactation discussion, isn't it?

>>32672624

Most plausible ships due to character interaction in order:
Pinkiedash ~=Appledash~ =Rarijack > Flutterdash > Rarishy > Twidash > Flutterpie >Twipie. The rest are not even worth mentioning

best ship is: Trixie X Twilight Sparkle

>>32672785

Oh boy, this shit again.

I do agree though.

I got one present this year. I bought it for myself.
It was a giant box, full of yay
Thanks, FS

>>32672804
Yeah I do to, but my stomach does not understand

>>32672811
You know for a troll you sure do make a big deal about blood.

Is this some sort of troll thing?

What if Scootaloo was made into an interesting character?

>>32672793

>Not over exaggerating it on your OC
>1431

>>32671650
I'm using ChanExplorer right now. It's decent enough, but yeah, MLP General app would be fancy.

>>32672831
>Talking about plausible ships
>Twixie

Pfhahahahahahahhaha

who is Lightning Dance?

is he a drawfag or something?

>>32672831

dammit chistery
stop writing haiku poems
that thread is over

>>32672827
>>32672804
>Hot coco girl

>enjoying hot coco with ponies
>Uh oh, no marshmallows!
>make sure no one is looking, break off a piece of Rarity and put it in drink

>>32672831
>ships

>>32672857

No idea, first time I've ever seen him here.

>>32672792
In an alternate Equestria, this is the gas station / convenience store chain that sponsors Applejack's tractor-pull team. Just be-fucking-cause.

>>32672831
>Twidash
>plausible

>>32672836
I AM SHOUTING, NOT TROLLING. I DON'T WANT YOU TO BE GENERALLY ANGRY, I WANT YOU TO HATE ME.

>>32672809
Here's a rough drawing done with the mouse. That's all I can remember it looking like.

>>32672842
>Why bother making my own OC when theres so many to choose from

>>32672870
>not shipping pony with themselves

>>32672875
The image I saved is needed once again!

>>32672831
>lists the only ships worth mentioning
>Dash, Dash everywhere
fuck off

>>32672885
You're so obviously buttdevastated that it's almost cute.

>>32672881
More like
>plausible
>shipping
Everyone is going to reply this post with their ships.

why does everyone suddenly hate anon drawfags

>>32672905
BY WHAT EXACTLY

>>32672906
>Mr. and Mrs. Cake
>not plausible

>>32672875
I tried to post that for >getting hungry for bread

>>32672892
God that shit is creepy

Sketching AJ in a full ballroom gown. Man, humans are hard to draw...

>>32672891
Male Pinkie is probably the single gayest thing in existence

>>32672916
we don't hate them when they are good artists

>>32672916
Its just one troll.

>>32672891
Rule 63 is a loop hole.

>>32672906
Posting best ship.

>>32672916
I don't hate them but I'm never impressed with them
if they had any faith in their skills they'd take up a name

>>32672892
There are not enough Sweetie belles for that crappy ship.

>>32672872
I will refrain now.
The day was quite tiresome.
Just for sport, old chum.

>>32672937
Define good

>>32672855
I know it initially seems unlikely but it becomes very plausible when you take in account all the hatred between them.

>>32672906
My ship is a Corellian XS Light Freighter.

It is the best ship.

>>32672916
I love all drawfags.

>>32672958
see: not shit

>>32672959
Twilight dont hate Trixie and Trixie is just jelly.

>>32672936
I bet male Rarity is gayer

>>32672967
Even me?

>>32672951

>hates drawfags because they have low self-esteem
>berates them for having low self-esteem
that makes sense

>>32672971

>>32672966
>not X-70B Phantom

Psh.

>>32672967
Even me?

>>32672967
yeah but you already proved that you have bad taste like terse did

>>32672967

Even me?

>>32672977
What about male Fluttershy?

>>32672936

um, no, male Pinkie is the bisexualest thing in existence. Just like regular Pinkie.

>>32672977
More effeminate, maybe, but 'gayer' isn't a foregone conclusion.

>>32672977
Not NEARLY as flamboyant

>>32672951
I just think these quick things arent worth the name.

>>32672980
>>32672994
>>32672998
>IIT: We come out of the woodwork.

>>32672967
Leth you are a nice man.

>>32672989
BITCH I WILL KNIFE YOU

>>32672967
Even me?

>>32672980
>>32672994
>>32672998
Yes.

>>32673019
I don't think their worth being posted to be honest

>>32672901
Becuz she's into lesbian ofc.

>>32672967
You're so nice Leth
aw

>>32672933

So, any criticism? Should I add/change anything or scrap the whole thing? I need some feedback, guys...

>>32673019
>Hello, you are now Applejack

>HAHA, Now you're Applejack!

>>32673031
I'm your favorite right?

>>32673031
Leth, are you Jesuschrist?

>>32673043
it looks like you cut off half of her shins

>>32672879
>>32672857
It's just someone who asked for a drawfriend to do their OC, and managed to snare Caluriri.

While this one managed to do it, remember the proper response to someone asking to get their OC drawn is to offer them pencil, paper, and a tutorial.

>>32673033
I don't think you should post if all you do is whine.

>>32672959
NOW YOU'RE GETTING IT, YOU AT LEAST FUCKING REMEMBER WHAT IT IS

MAKE ME STRONGER, HATE ME

>>32673033
someone asked for it.

>>32672998
>>32672994
>>32672980
>>32673030

Lowselfesteemmind

>>32672977
Elusive is gay as fuck.
Have you not heard him singing?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o1Qj8OqVUlY

>>32673043
I cant help you because humans arent pones.

I hate all the drawfags but only because i am blind and cannot see the art

Its not like I like you or anything Anon drawfags.

Baka...

>>32673052
Nope. Just a MLPG shepherd.

>>32673035
But, drawings are just so nice! Anyone that's willing to put in effort for the enjoyments of others deserves praise!

>>32673080
Wrex.

>>32673080
Do you condone the actions of those other anons who make drawfags quit?

>>32672933
The only thing that seems off to me is the lips. The lower part seems to venture a little too far to her left.

>>32673035
LETHxROSE

>>32673086
>Sentenal

Guys I made everyone's favorite tomgirl brony in Saints Row! The true and Honest Christian Weston Chandler!

>>32673068
i can't be the only one that hates the names for the r63 ponies, can I?

>that feel when drawing pone for the first time
Anybody got the references/anatomy/whatever the fuck it is?

>>32673080

SHUT UP CUNT.

>>32673043
I like it. I'd say turn the nose slightly to the left(her left). You have the face just slightly turned instead of straight on with the camera. Need to see a little bit of the right side of the nose.

The face looks a bit round but that can be chalked up to style. It's that nose and mouth that's what I'm thinking needs a slight turn.

>>32673093
nobody can make drawfags quit but the drawfags themselves, and if they do then they probably shouldn't have been drawing in the first place

>>32673102
What else are they going to be named?

>>32673102
yes you can

>>32673096
Dude, no!
Everybody knows it's LethxSmile forever

>>32672855
What really gets me is how Twixie always ends up with one of them mysteriously falling totally in love with the other right from the first line. It's bizarre and it makes no sense. Either Twilight is crushing on Trixie and has been since the end of Boast Busters for no adequately explained reason, or Trixie returns to ponyville bent on revenge, and by revenge I mean sucking on Twilight's flanks. What the hell, fanfic writers?

The only good Twixie is aggressively antagonistic Twixie. The characters are already polar opposites; there should be no way their interactions don't fail to piss of at least one of them. If they end up kissing, fine, but I want at least five chapters of bitching, arguing, and situational humor before things get to that point.

>>32673093
Some are too harsh, so no. Just telling someone to stop drawing just isn't constructive at all.

>>32673102
Elusive is a shitty name, and I don't actually know any of the others. Recall HATING r63 Dash's design, too.

>>32673119
>not SMILe x die

>coke and dope dealer won't answer his phone
>grandmother gave me a fish for Christmas and it died hours after I got it

fuck Christmas

>>32673102
Well I like Rainbow Blitz and Dusk.

>>32673098
TheBlueb

>>32673096
>>32673119
>cynical asshole
>bitches a lot
>impossible to ship
I AM A GOD

>>32673119
>>32673096
Dont you watch the show? Its SB x Rose

>>32673119
I ship LethxEveryone

>>32673136
At least your grandma can remember your or her daughter name for more than 15 seconds.

>>32673136
Well

At least you know where all the coke went now

>>32673066
No matter who you are after high school, no matter where you go, you'll never, ever know what it was like to fool around with that girl.

You know. THAT girl.

Sure, the guys she did it with all treat her well and everyone involved just chalk it up to being adolescents with raging hormones, but, well, everyone casts those knowing little glances when they think about how that Starburst tasted mid-kiss that summer, or just how silky her hair felt trying hickies for the first time on a crisp fall day.

You, however, will always be "that one really nice guy from debate club, I guess I remember him."

You might go on to do a lot of great things, and maybe she's just working as a transcriptionist now at the clinic down the road from your old high school ... But point of fact, you'll never, ever have that. Ever.

Your best friend, however, had.

>>32673068
Say that to my face and see what happens!

>>32673158
>Not shipping RosexJessyxTess
>Almost 2012

>>32673108
Here you go. More can be found on:

http://www.ponychan.net/chan/art/res/6357.html

And since I posted a tutorial, any single character draw requests?

>>32673113
what if words are so hurtful it makes them quit

>>32673134

>shipping SMILe with not leth

what.

that's like lyra with somebody other than bonbon

>>32673182
That tutorial is nice and all, but I believe this is better.

>>32673144
Anonymous.

>>32673173
>Stubble.
>Not purple.

>>32673188
then they are probably some kind of autist who takes things posted on 4chan even a little seriously

>>32673194
Which one is Leth?

>>32673188
You are a DUMY POOP face made of BARF and are DUMB!

>>32673182

>>32673207
>ffs you where 2 micro seconds faster

>>32673123
I am an aspiring writer and I fucking hate shipping fics, especially since proper characterization is apparently more difficult than quantum physics.

I've thought myself that there might be some great potential in the antagonistic Twixie. I don't know when, but some day, somehow, I will make your post come true.

>>32673182
>read the top left sentence in pic
You should be doing this ALL THE TIME as long as there's a pose in the picture.

>>32673173
Elusive must sugar-scrub his face each and every day after shaving, then treating his skin with only the best skin treatment cream, then just the right finisher -- then maybe some powder concealer if it's an off day.

And they always said being a guy makes prepping for the day easier!

>>32673194
I want to see Lyra and Bonbon molesting Jessy OC

>rosexleth is best ship

Here's the reference. Was going to make a concept drawing but it's too late for that now. I am, most likely, not going to continue with this drawing.

Now if you fine gentlemen may excuse me, I'm going to find my bed. (It's bloody 6 AM over here!)

>>32673238

>>32673149

>Never get shipped

I AM A DEMI-GOD

>>32673235

>r63 Rarity

Oh boy, here we go.

>>32673238
you got a ref of jessy's OC?

>>32673238
> molesting OC
Yeeeeesh. Sure is fandom in here.

>>32673235
Well its easy if you are not the biggest faggot of Equestria just ask Blitz or Applejack.

>>32673218
snapped my tablet in half thanks

>>32673243
Wouldn't we have to at least be in the same scene to be shipped?

I thought that was a requirement.

>>32673053
You mean, her legs are too short?

>>32673112
>>32673094
Yeah, her whole head seems off to me as well. Weird angle too. I'm gonna redraw that.

>>32673263
You are the guy who drew luna with a crotch boob bra right? I dont want nothing from you.

>not rose x jessy

MY SHIPS > YOUR SHIPS

>>32673272
Leth that hasn't been a requirement for years.

>>32673170
Hey. Erin was a nice girl, but I wasn't about to just stick in her. She had a lot of issues and I was far happier to be a friend than one of the dudes screwing her, and not just because she was a 16 year old prostitute living in a trashy foster home.

>>32673235
>Equestrian Psycho

>>32673170
Oh WOW, this actually happened to me.

About 2 years after High School, I meet a classmate of mine who basically told me everything in your post. The thing is, all those relationships could best be described as:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6vwNcNOTVzY

>>32673253
Dafty, you get shipped with me all the time. In my me head. ; ;

Don't keep Trixie waiting~

>>32673250
No Derpy,

Dont look

>>32673273
Take this:
http://babelab.blogspot.com/

>>32673301
Im going to hit that bitch so hard.

>>32673280
>Rosexanything

>>32673259
That was a contrast coupled with a pretty common turn of phrase. Not Rule 63 Boogaloo. "Genderswitch change fic" isn't something I want to write.

>>32673280
Jessy, are you here? I request sleepyhead x SB's OC

>>32673289

Daftykins x NTSTS is better.

>>32673280
is jessy the red haired one?

>>32673304
Babelab, heck yes
I was going to post this earlier

>>32673270
You are SMELLY and have NO FIRENDS and your breath smells like ICKY FISH cause you like FARTS

>>32673301
>Trixie tries to jump up to my average human height trying to kiss me
>almost reaches
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gvdf5n-zI14

>>32673325
I was given this for help with a thing. I liked it.

>>32673322
Color Palette is the new of the oc.

>>32673326
Do the CMC use Mad Libs to create their insults?

>>32673289
>BFFs Forever

>Best Friends Forever Forever

>>32673301
Trixie, you are like an hour late.

>>32673301
> that feeling when Trixie will forever-more be linked with that DEFLECT CUMSHOT spell from that H-Game

Well. That's a strange feeling.

>>32673325
Hey Rose, this has been pestering me for a while now, ever gone further with this one?

>>32673261

>>32673166

you don't get a day off just because it's Christmas if you're a fucking drug dealer, you sell heroin and cocaine

shit is unacceptable

>>32673344
Your BUTT does!

>>32673322

color palette is the pony's name

>>32673344

>the CMC don't like Silver Spoon and Diamond Tiara
>they spend afternoons goofing around with madlibs writing about them farting and barfing on each other

>>32673283
> no one cared
> not even Erin
Your white knighting did nothing but screw you out of some misty-eyed sexual experience everyone would later describe as harmless, all parties involved.

Barring getting her pregnant or making promises you couldn't keep, not a single solitary fuck would have been given.

>>32673301
oh I won't

>>32673060
watch for 5 min...will he ever get the candy? realize its a loop, fuck im high ;_;

Need to practice pony, what pony should I draw?

Keep it simple ploz.

>>32673405
DERPY

>>32673405
cowboy pone

>>32673405
Sleepyhead is always welcome.
None OC? Derpy ofcourse!

>>32673401
GET HIGH ON LIFE
NOT CHEMICALS

>>32673392
"Poop back and forth, forever" must have started from one of those.

Cheerilee hates those two so much she gave the CMC extra credit in English on the sly after discovering one of their more creatively filled tablets.

>>32672754
>>32672800
Always glad to help!

>>32673411
No do double Derpy

Thats Derpy, but he butt end is also another Derpy

>>32673425
That looks so weird because she is not blonde.

>>32673425
>grab those braids and whip them


YA MULE! YA!

>>32673425

Bueno.

>>32673405
One more for Derpy.

Kinda bored, struggling with page layouts. I think I'm gonna draw a bunch of Wizard faces. Might as well stream that.

>>32673304
Hmm, this is very good, thanks!

>>32673423
>This is Faceless's fetish.

is there any screencap of ponies sitting on the floor?

i need it for drawing studies

>>32673368
I haven't, I ought to when I've got time again

A pretty good number of MLP fans are depressed, including myself. Could it be that we're all just junkies, using this saccharine show to forget about our own gloomy selves for a while?
I had a crushing realization today. This whole MLP thing might just be a huge waste of time.

>>32673483

>>32673483

Are you looking for prone? Or sitting?

>>32673399
I'll never forget your name.....

>>32673491
i'm pretty sure i'm bipolar

>>32673483

>>32673454

yes, stream it

always stream it.

>>32673483

>>32673491
So? Everything is a waste of time. Including your life.

Yes I'm being serious.

No you shouldn't go kill yourself.

Just stop wasting quite so much of it, or at least diversify your habits, you silly bastard.

>>32673487
Isn't his birthday like two months gone?
You troll

>>32673496
He's looking for pone. :B

>>32673514

>>32673514
oh twilight
u so nerrrrrrrd

>>32673491
Nothing is a waste of time if you're enjoying yourself.

>>32673520
>>32673493
Do IRL ponies sit like doggies?

>>32673526
Except my life

Unlike everyone else in the world, I'm important

>>32673534

>>32673538
"Time you enjoy wasting, was not wasted"
-John Lennon

>>32673528
My gift was pretty late, and I still haven't finished GG's.

Punctuality is for losers. Happy Thanksgiving.

>>32673538
... A few things come to mind.

HINT: MASTURBATION IS ONE OF THEM.

>>32673534
Just eat the sandwich already Twilight, dont be so fucking picky for once

>>32673544
They normaly sit like this.

>>32673483

>>32673544
>>32673573
do ponies/horses ever sit/lay down?

>>32673573
They normally sit as prone, on the ground next to trees, wearing hats and/or braids?

Wow! This whole sitting pony-style thing I can support!

>>32673572
Where's the sandwich Spike?

>>32673558

Do you know what the bronies are doing to our soil?

>>32673567

You can repurpose gifts for New Year now. No biggie.

>>32673574
>Horn inspection day

>>32673544
not quite