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One sentence quickfics! First five replies get stories!

squeek.

Requests were made.

>>32613905
Apple Bloom.

>>32613905
Applebloom

>>32613905
Pony slaps pony's butt.

>>32613905
Vinyl talking about her past troubled lifestyle, how she got red eyes and her relationship with Octavia. Do it.

>>32613905
Great Uncle Pawdabber's pre-tend ice-cream showdown vs. Pinkie Pie

>>32613905
rarity discovers shes a character on a tv show and is being watched 24/7.

>>32613905
Nathan

>>32613937
People tend to get their eye color by being born with it.

>>32613944
>Struts around giving the pouting look where ever she thinks a camera may be

Holiday cheer!

>>32613918
Miss Bianca?

What is this feel? It's like... my heart is bursting with joy.

And my left arm.

OKAY, LAST TIME ILL BOTHER YOU GUYS WITH THIS SHIT

DOES -ANYONE- THINK THEY CAN EVEN HALFWAY RAP OR AT LEAST THING UP SOME FUNNY RHYMES OR SOME SHIT.

OR EVEN JUST HAVE A DISTINCTIVE VOICE? SHIT GERMAN, OR RUSSIAN OR MEXICAN OR WHAT THE FUCK EVER DUDES. WE CAN MAKE THIS HAPPEN.

YOU JUST GOTTA BELIEVE.

>>32613937
>and her relationship with Octavia

nice topic op

>>32613973
It isn't, binaryanon.

>>32613975
>shoehorned shipping

Nah.

>>32613918

Oh fuck if I save this I'm going to hate myself forever. Fuck.

God dammit. It's too cute. Fuck. Fuck this and everything.

>mfw I have a fetish for mouse girls

>>32613970
Have you never seen most villains? They have red eyes.
Bullshit where they born like that, it's too much of a coincidence. Parents would just kill their kids if they had red eyes for fear of villainous deeds.

>>32613905
Twilight's position as a main ship among royalty is cut short when another Princess takes Rainbowdash as her student.

>>32613990
I rather make a topic immediately than rather have multiple pony topics pop up at the same time

>>32613978
there's a picture of rarity wearing bianca's getup

This is the plan: Order all colts and stallions according to size of their dick size.

Arright Lenneth suits Me greatly. I'll try tomorrow.

hm... well nighty folks.
god... it's good to draw something once again

>>32614002
Maybe it's a land filled with only carl sagan.

>>32614030
>>32614030

>>32614016
they obviously got enough dark side points to reach tier 2

>>32614027
Yes but multiple ones are better than a neglected one. Lest we go back to our >nonconsensualsex topic

>>32614046
So Vinyl can use DARK HEAL?

>>32613975
>Technically horrible.
I still can't comprehend how people dare to defend this guy on a technical level. He doesn't know two shit of perspective, composition, proportions, shading, vectorising, depth, lighting and colours.

When is Big Macintosh going to get some real lines?

>>32614030
Soarin is the biggest.

>>32614004
cry more bitch tears nigger

>>32614030
>Bigburn
No. God no. I love my MxM shipping, but leave off with the Applecest, please.

>>32614058
well she would play an inquisitor

>>32614066
>dat quality blushing

>>32614030
I ship big mac with fancypants the same way I ship Rarity-Jack.

I love the way that the characters in the show inteeract. It's more interesting than in most other generic cartoons.

>>32614071
>Soarin' really puts on a show

Lots of mares present when hes in a race

>>32614066
>perspective, composition, colours

i dont like im either but hes technically able at the very least. if not dull very dull

>>32614076
The only proper Gayburn ships are Soarin and/or all of the train ponies at once.

>>32614076

Nothing wrong with gay cousinxcousin incest. No chance of retard babies + cousins aren't close enough personally for it to be icky

Hey Terse
Terse
Terse hey
Hey Terse
Are you seriously gonna throw together a tutorial for writing?

>>32613980
OH GOD PLEASE I DONT WANNA DO THIS BUT IF I HAVE TO GO TO PONYCHAN I GUESS I WILL

DONT MAKE ME BROS DONT MAKE ME GO

>>32614115
>Are you seriously gonna throw together a tutorial for writing?
How would that even work?

>>32614123
WHAT ARE YOU DOING
WHY DO YOU ASK

>>32614128
I don't even know, and I don't care
I just hope it would.

How the hell hasn't JJ passed out or something.
I swear everytime I check the drawfriend streams he is always streaming. The fuck.

>>32614128
I was about to ask that.

>Put words on page.
>Make sure they make sense!
>????
>Profit!

>>32614123
Well if none of us can rap certainly nobody on Ponychan's gonna be any good...Godspeed regardless.

>>32614058
>>32614089
>playing tor

>>32614066
I know I can't stand to look at his pictures

My eyes are burning

If only everyone was ross...

>>32614128
http://www.ponychan.net/chan/fic/res/66666.html#66666

Satan approves

>>32614106
to bad soaring totatlly does spitfire in the locker room

she probably still wears most of hercostume because mares in tight suits is his secret fetsish

If the mane 6 played SBURB, what would their titles be?

>>32614157
shut up ross

>>32613895
Backgrounds like what? I'm honestly not sure what you mean. That one's just gradients layered on top of each other, with some detailing for variety.
>>32613880
Like I said, I've known how to do this for years. I just never thought to apply it to colouring, for whatever reason.
Guess I'm just an idiot.

>>32614042
>>32614030

>>32614107
Look at those legs, look at his humans, he can't into the anatomy and composition if his life depended on it.

His drawings hardly have depth, let alone applying perspective. I doubt he even knows what a vanishing point is.

As for colours, he mostly uses pre-set colours, if he doesn't, they conflict.

He's a faggot that's quick and caters to the masses, only two reasons why he's popular.

>>32614166
The only good Soarin ship.

>>32614177
But no, you aren't, because idiots don't learn. You did.

What do the ponys do when the cameras are offor post-season?

I like to think Fluttershy is an angry drunk at the wrap party.

>>32614215
Lesbian orgy.

>>32614151
IM NOT ASKING YOU TO BE GOOD, JUST TO HALFWAY INTERESTING, JUST TO TRY

>>32614215
Well seeing as they don't exist...nothing.

>>32614115
I have to talk to NTSTS about it, first. He can handle conceptual advice while I can deal with technical. I think it's worthwhile, even if it's only "just keep practising and keep reading good literature". Fact is, it may not be the most useful of tutorials, certainly, but it'll be fun, compact, and hopefully we can make it worthwhile.

>>32614114
>>32614109
Fair enough.

>>32614215

>>32614166
No wonder hes always so tired looking

>>32614229
>nofun.jpg
Spoilsport.

>>32614128
Guide to how to write good:
1. Catch the readers attention in the opening well and stuff.
2. Show don't tell or something like that.
3. Use all five senses for describing shit.
4. Pace good.
5. Just werks.

>>32614227
Are you the usual shouty anon, or somebody else?

>>32614185
Stop raging so much, anon.

>>32614275
Not probably, he asked for rap a few times before and now he sounds frustrated.

>>32614261
6. Never use the same word twice. Ever. And describe everything as complicated as you can. Use a thesaurus on every word.

It makes good read.

>>32614227
GIVE ME A SCRIPT AND I'LL GIVE IT A SHOT TOMORROW BUT MY PARENTS ARE HERE RIGHT NOW AND NOBODY MUST KNOW MY SECRETS ETC.

Someone should draw the mane cast as spiders.

>>32614226

meh, okay. that was going nowhere.

post sweetiebell.

hey kidz I herd u liek ponniz

>>32614301

>>32614275
AREN'T PEOPLE ALLOWED TO SHOUT IN HERE WITHOUT BEING CONFUSED WITH LOUDANON?

A TELLTALE SIGN IS THE WHOLE RAINBOW DASH BEST PONE THING

03:49 AJ is kawaii lol
03:50 Rarity-san, designated fainter
[Pinkie’s Evil Enchantress song]
04:00 It started lol
04:03 lol
04:05 Is AJ actually scared?
04:07 AJ lol
04:08 Plain Jane AJ out of character (?)
04:09 AB isn’t afraid of it, what a splendid little sister!

>>32614226
Oh! I bought my mother this porcelain figurine of a mother with her child. She'll love it. Cost me a small fortune, but it was worth it, definitely.

>>32614227
I can't rap for shit, and couldn't ever bring myself to try, but I'm told I have an unusual and interesting accent. What is it you need?

>>32614320
Japan is so kawaii

>>32614261
Remember all of this and do it.

But also the opposite.

(Seriously, though, you don't need to use all the senses when you describe EVERYTHING. Don't get bogged down. Show us how a room looks and smells, describe someone's voice and how an object feels. Not every single sense for every single thing.)

(Sometimes it's ok to tell and not show. Sometimes.)

>>32614272
no love for sagan

COME ON EVERYPONI SMILE SMILE SMILE!

>>32614332
YOU are kawaii.

>>32614342
sagan is my least favorite street fighter

>>32614318
Well he is consistent and correct.

>>32614346
And then Cease was a weaboo

>>32614358
Sagan is my favourite TV science presenter.

>>32614346
>>32614368

>>32614320
How many episodes have the Japs watched and where can I read all their reactions?

that isn't sweetiebell.

>>32614346
Uguu~

>>32614272
Sagan wouldn't have liked ponies. He would have chastised it for being a dumb cartoon for kids. Something that grown men wasted their time watching, instead of doing something important like watching his show.

Sagan was kind of an asshole.

>>32614326
SHIT, ID EVEN WRITE THE LYRICS FOR YOU IF YOUD DO IT AND CAN HOLD A RHYTHM

>>32614295
SCRIPT? DYOU THINK IM A THESPIAN?

BUT SERIOUSLY I GUESS I COULD WRITE SOMETHING UP JUST KEEP In THREADS OVER THE NEXT FEW DAYS

>>32614377
Doushio~

>>32614401
Lets turn this around.

How would Carl Sagan react to ponys?

>>32614401
He was high a lot of the time, though.

So you never know.

>>32614414
>In

Oh dear. You slipped up son.

04:10 “Sooou WACCHAH!!”
04:10 WACCHAH!!
04:11 “Sooo Watchout!”
04:12 That belly is erotic
04:12 What an erotic display!
04:12 Pinkie is scary lol
04:13 Wanna motorboat on that belly lol

GUYS


WHAT WOULD HAPPEN IF


GUYS GUYS LISTEN

WHAT WOULD HAPPEN IF THE MANE SIX HAD LIKE

GUYS


IF THE MANE SIX HAD LIKE RAP BATTLES


IT WOULD BE AMAZING

>>32614401
how cynical of you

So is it popular in Japan yet? I want to see more fan art.

which poni farts the loudest, /co/?

>>32614438
To be fair that scene gave me a boner.

>>32613927
>Apple Bloom

The pear tree shook violently, but nothing fell.

>>32613929
>Applebloom

A cry of frustration resounded through the pear grove that warm spring morning.

>>32613933
>Pony slaps pony's butt

"Ah done told you what Ah'd do if Ah found you on this side of th'fence," drawled a tall red stallion, placing one sturdy hoof on his littlest sister's shoulder.

>>32613937
>Vinyl talking about her past troubled lifestyle, how she got red eyes and her relationship with Octavia. Do it.

"It was young Octavia's performance on Over The Top that first inspired me to find a way to perform, despite, well, you know" said DJ P0n3, looking toward where she thought the camera stood.

>>32613939
>Great Uncle Pawdabber's pre-tend ice-cream showdown vs. Pinkie Pie

The ruined clown pounded the ground with a hoof as he wept, the departing quarrypony family barely hearing his cries of, "I didn't literally mean ALL you can eat on your birthday!"

>>32614379
http://maxiburger.tumblr.com/page/1

You're going to have to go through the tumblr for the translated reactions though.

>>32614442
Not really.
I don't like rap.

>>32614431
Carl Sagan, I mean.

>>32614431
He smoked a lot when he was younger, but hid everything about that part of his life from the public eye.

Before he died and became internet famous, he actually had a history of complaining about grown men watching television cartoons. He was a dick about it.

Apple pones.

>>32614451
Twilight

>>32614446
>>32614401
Wait, you're talking about him, aren't you.

>>32614272
That does NOT look like him.

>>32614442
mlp zecora edition

08:33 That hairstyle is a kinda cute
08:33 Hairstyle lol
08:34 Her ruffled head is so cuuute lol
08:34 Bed hair kawaii
08:37 Lookin cool
08:37 Cool lol
08:37 Wow!
08:39 Aah cute!

>>32614442
>mfw

>>32614320
>what a splendid little sister

>>32614414
YOU WANT VOICE TALENT FOR A PROJECT YOU HAVEN"T EVEN WRITTEN ANYTHING FOR YET?

YOU'RE GOING ABOUT THIS ALL WRONG. MY CONFIDENCE IN YOU IS WANING HARD.

>>32614438
them japs have good taste.

>>32614469
That kinda sucks.

He's still cool besides that, though.

>>32614458

I only like good rap
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aZ6UDw5ova0

>>32614438
I have a feeling MLPG and Japan's pony watching Nicovideoers would get along.

>>32614314
>>32614314
>>32614314
>>32614314

dont liek present?

>>32614469
fixed

>>32614455
But this mentions nothing of her eyes and their crimson-ness

>>32614226
AJ pony for my old babysitter. Her sister had a hundred-pony collection back in the 80's and kept them on a shelf where nobody could touch them.

It has a Ticket Master mini-DVD.

>>32614261
>Use all five senses for describing shit.

But proprioception is the most erotic sense of all!

>>32614442


>rapping Twilight

All of my fucking money

>>32614292
Except "said" and character's names. They're functionally invisible to readers.

>>32614536
That was not a guide for erotic fanfiction but it could be amended.

>>32614261
I think it was Kurt Vonnegut who said something almost like "every written line should either further the plot or develop a character."

>>32614536
You're a bitch.
Everything is equilibrioception.
With a pinch of thermoception.

I loves me some standing up straight and know if something is warmer than its surroundings.
>Best fetish.

>>32614474
yeh it do

08:44 Dick!!
08:45 Watch it with those 4-letter-words lolol
08:47 Limp and flabby lolol
08:47 Put a mosaic on that, will ya! (genitals are censored in japanese porn)
08:49 Limp dick
08:52 Wobbly floppy lol
08:54 That’s usually a disqualifier lol
08:59 If it’s you Twilight… I’m ok with it… (a joke playing off 'trap' or crossdressing comics when the crossdresser is finally discovered and his object of affection is OK with it)
08:59 What’s THAT supposed to mean w
09:04 But… it’s incredibly flabby…
09:04 Pretty flabby, yeah

>>32614030

Why boner.

>>32614496
WELL THE IDEA WAS I WOULD BE DOING BEATS, WHICH IVE STARTED, AND THE VOCALIST WOULD WRITE THEY OWN RAPS AS IT TENDS BE BETTER THAT WAY, BUT I GUESS IF I HAVE TO DO ALL THE WORK THATS FINE TOO

>>32614434
THE SHIFT KEY LET ME DOWN WHAT CAN I SAY

amazing how calm everything seems post uppercase

>>32614571
Isn't that common sense?

What use is a pointless line?

>>32614602
More money if you get paid by the word.

Fanfic writers do not.

>>32614602
>common sense
>fanfiction writers
You seem to be missing the point here.

>>32614599
I FUCKING LOVE YOU GUYS SO MUCH GODDAMN
lol just kidding you guys are faggots

>>32614593
This amuses me.

>>32614320
>04:05 APPLEJACK IS RUNNING FROM THE ZEBRA. SHAMEFUL DISPLAY

>>32614458
DO YOU ALSO NOT LIKE COUNTRY?

>>32614442
IF I GET A FEMALE TO DO THIS, WE CULD MAKE IT HAPPEN

RAP BATTLES OF HISTORY STYLE

SHIT, IS JESSY OR ROSE ON?

>>32614592
Call me an optimist, but I think he'd like ponys.

>>32614602
People do it. To flesh out a scene of whatever people rationalise it with.

>>32614593
>MFW we're not that different from Japan at all

>>32614525
It implies she's blind. She's an albino who has someone dye her mane and tail.

>>32613978
oh hey look what I found

>>32614644
I am not really sure, I haven't listened to enough Country to tell.

Oh, this is what I was looking for. Vonnegut's 8 basics of creative writing.

Use the time of a total stranger in such a way that he or she will not feel the time was wasted.
Give the reader at least one character he or she can root for.
Every character should want something, even if it is only a glass of water.
Every sentence must do one of two things—reveal character or advance the action.
Start as close to the end as possible.
Be a sadist. No matter how sweet and innocent your leading characters, make awful things happen to them—in order that the reader may see what they are made of.
Write to please just one person. If you open a window and make love to the world, so to speak, your story will get pneumonia.
Give your readers as much information as possible as soon as possible. To heck with suspense. Readers should have such complete understanding of what is going on, where and why, that they could finish the story themselves, should cockroaches eat the last few pages.

>>32614667
BAD TIME TO OWN A PET CAT RARITY!

>>32614593
Surely that's what everyone thought. I think it's hilarious how they got away with that.

>>32614667

god

DAMMIT

>>32614651
QUIT POSTING THAT PICTURE
STOP REMINDING ME THAT IT WON'T BE TILL 2013 TILL WE GET HIS ROUTE

>>32614661
I reread it and saw what you mean.
Clever. I like it <3

11:54 Here comes the fanservice scene!!
11:54 You did WHAT with your butt? lolol
11:56 Pushed ●REC with ease (implying the scene was recorded for later masturbation)
11:56 You guys…
11:56 Bubble butts lol

>>32614640
>Applejack commits sudoku

>>32614671
All of this.

Vonnegut, you genius.

>>32614671
WHAT ABOUT DEVELOPING SETTING OR MONOLOGUE BY AN OMNISCIENT NARRATOR?

THOSE ARE VIABLE SENTENCES.

OR IS THIS SHORT STORIES?

>>32614718
>fanon

Sure this thread is going to places...

>>32614709
Japan, we aren't so different you and I

>>32614718
So where did Trixie fans pull the idea that Trixie hates Twilight from? Their ass?

>>32614698
Thanks.

I might have to try that again someday.

Now I must go save my planet.

(dogsitting for my sister)

>>32614694
I HAVE NO IDEA WHAT YOU'RE TALKING ABOUT.

Tatsuki freaked me the fuck out. Sure hes adorable but dear god. I wish I could have hung with the horse more. And now I'm trying the short dog and I feel like a fucking pedophile. I'm not even gay. I just like the character designs......really

>>32614754
to hell

>>32614761
Yes.

>>32614716
Do you really 'commit' sudoku?

"...and a three here." *scribble*
"Hey, what are you up to?"
"Just committing a sudoku."
"Want to be complicit in this crossword when you're done?"

>>32614770
DO NOT EVER POST THAT PIC AGAIN!

>>32614743
I think the unwritten "ninth rule" is "know when and when not to break rules".

>>32614761
I think the logic was something like:
Trixie fucked up in Ponyville.
Her career must be ruined.
She wouldnt blame herself, she would blame Twilight for being best magic pone.
Ergo she hates Twilight.

>>32614761
Because she took care of a problem she couldn't solve after she proved she was full of shit, and she's a shallow, jealous cunt who won't accept that she isn't the best. That's my guess, anyway.

>>32614670
THAT WAS A JOKE.

YOU KNOW, LIKE 'I LIKE ALL MUSIC EXCEPT RAP AND COUNTRY'?

>>32614761
Jealousy and bitterness.

>>32614790
BUT THAT RULE IS BROKEN A FAIR BIT.

I GUESS THESE GUIDELINES ARE TO HELP YOU START, IF YOU STICK TO THEM TOO MUCH, ALL YOU WILL BE IS A MEDIOCRE AUTHOR, I GUESS

>>32614815
Trixie didn't fuck up though, Snips and Snails did. Trixie may have lied and bragged about it but she never challenged anyone to bring her an Ursa to fight.

>>32614827
But rap is asinine and country is just terrible.

I like videogames. Do you like videogames?

>>32614781
On the offchance that you're serious the joke is saying sudoku instead of seppuku, which is self-disemboweling.

>>32614827
WHAT IF THERE WAS COUNTRY RAP
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LQVWXAlEUB8&ob=av2e

THIS ISNT THAT BUT ITS PRETTY CLOSE

>>32614743
Vonnegut (and any writer worth his or her salt) knew/knows when the 'rules' don't apply.

The only two things of use anyone has taught me about writing is to set yourself very firm guidelines and then break them near constantly.

Writing is very personal.

The second thing is to expect constant rejection letters.

Apparently fucking nobody wants to buy my writing, so the second one is true by analogy.

>>32614827
I haven't heard about that before.
And now I just don't understand it.

>>32614781
Surely committing sudoku is when you move your little scribbled notes in the corners to the middle of each cell.

>>32614667
I almost made it out of here alive.

People on JJs stream are seriously beginning to sound more and more like pony thread simulator.
>Discussing hypothetical breast sizes of Rainbow Dash
>What would their pets look like humanized.

What the flying fuck.

>>32614851

I think you probably haven't listened to very much worthwhile rap.

>>32614862
>notes with pinkie
>pinkie being able to write or read
hahahahahahaha

>>32614862

>>32614852
Yeah.
I'm not sure which one to get though.

>>32614766
God, I can't even play the game really. The Racoon and the Shota Dog are just too pedo bait for me. The Wolf is too angsty, and the dragon is too autistic, though he's alright I guess. At least the bear is going to be done by June

>>32614853
I know, I just really wanted to use the 'complicit in this crossword' joke because I thought it was gold.

I suffer for my art.
>So does everyone else.

>>32614872
Chatrooms of drawfag streams are the youtube comments of this fandom.

>>32614757
Fapple? Is that you?

>>32614872
Thats not gay, this is gay.

>>32614872
>implying we never once discussed the hypothetical breast sizes of Rainbow Dash

Shit, we're just not serious about it...

>>32614827
But that statement assumes rap and country are music to begin with.

>>32614875
I've been having that feel for a few months now.
It becomes like background noise in your head after a while.

>>32614870
Shhh, nobody must know about that.

I guess using Google Goggles on your phone to solve them instantly would count, too.

>>32614908

>>32614851
I GUESS WE ARE ALL ENTITLED TO OUR OPINIONS

>>32614857
IM NOT GONNA CLICK THAT LINK BECAUSE IM ALMOST ONE HUNDRED PERCENT SURE ITLL MAKE ME A VERY SAD MAN

>>32614858
>constant rejection letters
YOU SPEAKING MY LANGUAGE BOY

I WILL NEVER BE SATISFIED WITH ANYTHING I PRODUCE, IT WILL JUST NEVER BE GOOD ENOUGH.

IF OTHER PEOPLE WERE UNANIMOUS ABOUT LOVING IT, THAT MIGHT HELP BUT THEN THERE WILL NEVER BE ENOUGH PEOPLE SUCKING MY COCK SO I SUPPOSE ILL HAVE TO LIVE WITH IT

KNAWMSEAN?
>>32614859
12 YEAR OLDS SAY IT A LOT. ITS TO DO WITH BEING A PLEBEIAN. IF CEASE WAS AROUND HED KNOW

>>32614915
EYYY, I LAUGHED

>>32614908
>>32614872
>watching jj's stream
>not watching slugbox's stream

>>32614915
ITS LIKE IM REALLY ON /MU/

>>32614908
Buddy I posted that originally.
You don't have to tell me about gayness.

I put myself through this pain every night. For you /co/.

>>32614944
Google Goggles can do that? Holy shit downloading now.

reading MLPG and then >RAPE

>>32614963

>implying MLPG doesn't have the best music discussion ever

>>32614952
>watching popular artist's streams

>>32614908
>get ready for the epic faces

This always get me.

>>32614963
>Implying

YOU ARE NOW IMAGINING A 3SOME BETWEEN SPIKE, RARITY AND APPLEJACK.

>Applejack holds Rarity directly on top of her, having Rarity's chest touching the orange one's back. They are held together by Rarity's hooves.

>They switch positions every turn.

>Every turn, spike fucks the pony on the bottom while devastating the pony on top with the whirlwind of his long lizard-like tongue. No sensitive wall is safe.

>He comes inside as he swallows the liquid candy gel from the pony's candy vag. SweeTarts Squeez Candy Tubes

>AJ ironically tastes like oranges.
>Rarity oozes a marshmallow tinged vanilla surprise. What's the surprise? We'll never know.

>This goes on for 7 turns.

>After Spike is finished, the ponies take turns sucking up the purple dragon's spicy fizz out of each other.

>Spike still jerks off while watching and FINALLY shoots all over their faces.

>>32614948
Dude, screw unanimous love.
Send that shit out (after proofreading) and hope really goddamn hard.

Eventually somebody will pick your shit up and think 'I will give this person money'.

>Still waiting, myself. But one of these days.

>>32614989
Want more?
I've saved a fair few from his chat.

>>32614985
We never discuss pretentious hipster bullshit which happens to be my favourite genre though

>>32614997
>womenlaughingalonewithsalad.jpg
MOTHERFUCKER I JUST BUST OUT LAUGHING AND IT'S 2 AM

>>32614930
I just got a printer. I'm gonna print out the fanart with better physiology and just sketch the shapes on it with pencil for a week or two.

>>32614894
oh man and the dragons dad. I WANNA FUCK YOU LOL JUST KIDDING OR AM I?! The character interactions make the game. Its just when it starts getting too serious.

>>32615014

Sorry man, I'm too pleb for that shit. I can't comprehend the complex rhythms and all that shit, nawmean?

But hey, skrillex released a new EP!

>>32614981
Dude, yeah.

I've seen it be wrong once, but most of the time it's good enough.

>>32615014
>Not listening to Patriciancore

>check drawstreams
>kloudmutt is drawing rule 63 discord porn

oooooo

>>32615014
I've been on a Pinback kick lately.

www.youtube.com/watch?v=WB345jhkE4A

>>32615066
Link?

>>32615048
GROSS

>>32615055
Only plebeians consider themselves patrician

>>32615011
PROOFREADING IS THE WRONG WORD. I MAKE MUSIC.

BUT YES, I TRIED SAYING THAT TO MYSELF BUT ITS MUCH EASIER TO WIPE YOUR TEARS ON SOMEONE ELSES SHIRT.

BY WHICH I MEAN IM DEAD JELLY OF EUROBEAT. SHIT, IF I HAD AS MANY PEOPLE CRAWLING ON ME AS HE DOES I WOULDNT NEED SELF WORTH

PLUS HES SO FUCKING MODEST. AND THE MUSIC IS GREAT

WHAT AN ASSHOLE

>>32615014
PLEBEIAN DETECTED

I ONLY LISTEN TO THE FINEST PATRICIANCORE

>>32615042
>>32614894
KLONDIKE AND ANONYMOUS WHAT ARE YOU TWO TALKING ABOUT?!

>>32615090
I'm gonna save this one in case I'll ever get motivation.

>>32615110
you wont

>>32615077
damn he's literally just finished it and moved onto some human on pony thing

fuk I'm always late to interesting things

anyway if your interested in human licking pony then the link is

http://www.livestream.com/kloudmutt

>>32615118
Nah, I just wanted some delicious Eris.

>>32615102
IM SORRY BRO LISTENING TO FAUST DOESNT MAKE YOU A PATRICIAN

>>32615076
Sounds good
That metronome in tbe intro is the exact same one as in Fruity Loops

>>32615081
>Actually listening to music

>>32615076
You should start drawing porn again.

>>32614872
good thing none of them habitate the MLPG, right fellas? Right?

>>32615118
>interested in human licking pony
Oh am I ever?!

>>32615042
I'm still kind of annoyed that the saved the majority of the large guys bulky till the end. I mean fuck, those are my favorites. God damn. I really wish they had chosen the horse over one of the dogs though. 3 is too many.

>>32615106
Morenatsu. A Japanese game about dating teenaged Kemono* Boys. *Translators Note : Kemono is Japanes for Anthro.

>>32615081

In all seriousness though, this is what I'm listening to. Feel fucking funky, bro.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tNlrc_H-AdE

>>32615090
I FEEL YOU MISUNDERSTAND.

I DO WORK AT IT ALL THE TIME, I JUST WILL NEVER BE SATISFIED THATS ALL

UNLESS THAT ISNT DIRECTED AT ME IN WHICH CASE I LIKE YOUR DRAWIN, GUY

>>32615090
Make a webcomic from your lineart and self-esteem issues.
Get readers.

Sell shit.
Profit.

>>32614981
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rdftOloAH9Q#t=1m

>>32615148
its for me
venting
like a faggot
>>32615152
i aint no hussie

>>32615014
god I love LK's Scratch

>>32615169
I bet you do
Klondike

>>32615102
Proof-listening?

I know that feel though. Sometimes it feels like everything I do is shit compared to my favourite writers.

The trick is to think 'fuck them, I'll do my own shit.'
Occasionally deluding yourself into thinking you're the best there ever was is good too.

>>32615142
Oh yeah, they made a hit and then just dissapeared

>>32615169
Who's LK?
>mfw I still don't know this fandom

>>32615187
we klondike now

>>32615209
LowKey

>>32615140
So, yesterday I had this dream.

I was invited to a private showing of a foreign animated film. It was released in South America about ten years ago, but it never made it up to the States until about a year ago. A dedicated fandub team had finished it just a few weeks before.

The trailer showed an anthro mouse trap dancing on stage, his package clearly visible through his pink leotard. The film was going to be about his rise to fame and the perils he faced.

WHAT THE FUCK.

The film opened backstage of the same show, before he was around. There were anthro hoofstock females: horses, goats, deer, all in Crookedtrees' style. They were dressing in costumes in a hurry, putting on low, low bras to cover their crotchboobs. The guy next to me said, "Wait a minute, their boobs are too low."

I turned to him and said, "Horses and goats have udders."

I blame you.

You bronies are the bane of 4chan, the internet and all of pop culture. You are worse than radical muslims. You mentally disordered liberals will be set ablaze!

>>32615140
i only just started yesterday. Its like I HAVE FRIENDS IRL...no actually not really.
>>32615106
DAMMIT ANONYMOUS
>>32615187
I didn't post that.. but yes. I love LKs Scratch. She can scratch my rover anyday

>>32613970
I was born-green eyed. Now I have brown.

>>32615223
Okay

>>32615199
>Occasionally deluding yourself into thinking you're the best there ever was is good too.
Oh god wheneverr I do that I always need someone to knock me down again.
>>32615230
>mfw I read discorded

>>32615232
>scratch my rover anyday

>>32615232
Does that mean we can get you to draw some hot Vinyl on Rover action?

There's something wrong with this thread...

*come into a board that has a lot of posts*
*try to figure out whats happening*

i dont need anatomy its my style

>>32615245
>If your only goal's to be as good as Scroobius Pip
Then as soon as you achieve that your standards will slip.
>If your goal is always to improve on yourself
Then the quest is never over no matter how big your wealth.

That's why I said 'occasionally'

>>32615254
AND BY MY ROVER I MEAN

>>32615260
.............sure I guess? in b4 this turns into Vinyl laying on Rover in the hot sun

>>32615292
Fucking greentext.

Fucking Scroobius Pip lyrics.

>>32615076
>>32615142
Need more!

>>32615308
DO IT FAGGOT

This thread needs more AppleBloom.
Every thread needs more AppleBloom.

>>32615322
I WILL FAGGET

So whats going on today MLPG

>>32614998
> Spicy Fizz

One can only hope Spike would get an endorsement deal out of Spicy Fizz(tm) Energy Drink.

>>32615131
IT DOES TOO.

HEY, YOU DO YOUR OWN SHIT. I SEENT IT. WANNA GET INVOLVED IN THIS?

>>32615167
WELL FAIR PLAY DUDE KEEP AT IT

>>32615199
YEAH I SUPPOSE SO.

THE ONLY DIFFERENCE IS WRITING IS PERHAPS SLIGHTLY MORE IMMEDIATE THAN COMPOSING AND MIXING A TRACK.

IN TERMS OF FEEDBACK ANYWAY

SONGS DONT BECOME GREAT UNTIL THE VERY END, THEY ARE MORE THAN THE SUM OF THEIR PARTS. PRODUCTION WISE, ANYWAY

>>32615230
I AM IRONICALLY A RADICALIZED SHIA MUSLIM
>>32615245
MAN, I HEAR THAT

THE PROBLEM BEING I ALWAYS SEEM TO GO BACK TO CRIPPLING SELF DOUBT ALTOGETHER TOO QUICKLY

>>32615346
In great anticipation.

>>32615331
i would like to draw applebloom but i feel like too much of a pedophile when i do

>>32615308
> What Diamond Dogs all want for Christmas?

>>32615361
Dude, why are you shouting?

Well this was a fun album.

>>32615346
>rap.

>>32615292
OH FUCK YOU QUOTED THE SCROOB

I THOUGHT I WAS THE ONLY ONE. SHIT

WHATCHA THINK OF DISTRACTION PIECES?


SEE THATS WHAT I HOLLA. UK HIP HOP NIGGAS, TERSE, THINK YOU CAN HOLD A CANDLE TO THE BEARDED WONDER?

>>32615346
Discussion of nearly everything except pones. But in a good way.

As usual.

>>32615042
KLONDIKE! good, now that i have your attention, when did you last update your game?

>>32615331
I agree; the severe lack of Applebloom in this thread is quite bothersome.

>>32615308

That sounds cute as fuck.

>mfw RoverxScratch is one of the cutest things ever and I like it infinitely better than beyond-shit-tier ScratchxOctavia

>>32615361
INVOLVED IN WHAT? I HAVE NO IDEA WHATS GOING ON

>>32615391
Is it metal?

>>32615370
I would like to draw AB but I don't think I can get the anatomy right.

>>32615391
i am about to go walk the dog. i am downloading this to listen too right now since you say it is good.

>LK's Scratch
>oh, I haven't checked it in a while
hhhnnggghghahdhfbaega

>>32615403
I've only listened to the shit he did with Dan le Sac, unfortunately.

But he's a fucking genius. Lyrical mastery.

I keep rewatching the Hobbit trailer and wishing it were next year already.

>>32615370
>Implying you didnt enjoying it

Meh, i would like an "AppleBloom with santa hat" image, but i dont know how to draw.

Braeburn is a cool pony

>>32615471
LK runs a Scratch Tumblr?

This is worth investigating!

>>32615382
I HAVE NO CONTROL OVER THE VOLUME OF MY VOICE

PLUS I GUESS IF A GIMMICK GETS YOU REPLIES KEEP DOIN IT. IM THE TYPOGRAPHICAL EQUIVALENT OF A NONCONTRIBUTING TRIPFAG. CEPT I ACTUALLY WANT TO MAKE SOMETHING AWESOME

>>32615421
IM TRYING TO GET SOME GENERAL BROS TO RAP OVER BEATS IM MAKING. IF WE GOT OTHER PRODUCERS IN THIS COULD BE AN AWESOME COLLABORATION THING. WHADDYA SAY? YOU ALSO HAVE MORE EXPERIENCE THAN ME WITH DOCTORING SAMPLES SO THATS COO'

>>32615375
i now realize he looks like the grinch in that sh- oh wait.

>>32615490
Klondike since when are you Vinny?

>>32615421
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jWxQOy65J1Y

>>32615488
Its kinda old.

>>32615490

>>32615489
What if you have no idea what you sound like?

It's against my madeup religion.

>>32615485

i'll allow this

>>32615474
THATS TRUE. DID YOU KNOW THE NAME SCROOBIUS PIP IS FROM A FAMOUS POET, I FORGET THE NAME. WHAT A GENT.

IN ANY CASE, SOME OF THE DUDES HE GOT IN FOR HIS SOLO THING ARE REALLY GOOD. SHIT, HE EVEN GOT POSDNOUS WORKING WITH HIM AT ONE POINT

I may stop shouting now, I feel cheap and overbearing. only thing is I dont have images saved on this laptop so I guess theres no real way to grab attention

>>32615509
Female Mac and Snails?

I am strangely okay with this.

why do i keep fapping to applebloom,scootaloo and sweetiebelle? i am not a pedophile in real life and i hate the CMC.

>>32615485
Owen Wilson is not Braeburn.

Owen Wilson is a shitstain on film.

>>32615485
You fucker. I knew this all along in the back of my head but I never understood it until your post.

>>32615490
>Not posting the gif

>>32615510
Fuck, I just cannot into this kind of metal

>>32615489
SHIT THERES NO WAY IN FUCK I AM RAPPING BUT MAYBE
JUST MAYBE
A HUGE MAYBE
I COULD PRODUCE/HELP PRODUCE SOME SHITTY BEATS

>>32615490
FUCKING SPOILER CHECK BOX UNCHECK WHEN YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO
>>32615509
I didn't draw tha- oh wait you mean a worthless artfag that doesn't contribute much besides spamming his favorite characters and plugging his own art. I get you. I'll be able to have an excuse to keep a name after christmas.

ill just leave this here.

>>32615489
>I HAVE NO CONTROL OVER THE VOLUME OF MY VOICE

This is actually one of the symptoms of autism. For reals.

>>32615488
http://askdjp0n3.tumblr.com/
He kinda disappeared lately though. I think he said school or something.

>>32615546
They're dudes but that's not a bad idea.

>>32615572
I just meant how you drew the eyes.

KLONDIKE! ANSWER ME DAMNIT!, when did you last update your game?

Man, this thread is hurting me..

>>32615546
Thats gay, but its gay in a less gay way?

>>32615534
I think you may as well try. why not speak for us in voxer or whatever that temporary mic recording file thing is online

>>32615566
THATS WHAT I KINDA MEANT. THIS IS GOOD NEWS.

>>32615590
I WAS QUOTING MIKE MYERS BUT YOU HAVE OPENED MY EYES.

I wonder if theres any way of showing avoiding eye contact through an imageboard? >>32615631
im sorry, ill stop

>>32615592
didn't he just update? Like just now? Or has that been there for a while.

>>32615616
OOOOOOOhh yeah I didn't draw that
>>32615627
I plan on updating very soon. I mean I update everyday but I haven't updated the game online yet.

so i was planning on doign all request as a new year resolution, whit alson keeping my money in chek so i dont waste it all on big macs

well no mostly on double westerns...

oh gos this sounds so strange now

>>32615656
Twice so far today, with a music post yesterday.

>>32615631
HAHA, TIME FOR PAINKILLERS

>>32615656
Just saiyan, he hasn't been around in a long damn time. Was pretty surprised to see those updates. Was kinda hoping for more Rover, though. OTP.

What if alicorns are just a metaphor like the heart?

>>32615701

>>32615656
much love.
do you have a site somewhere, or even a notes section on the rpg? would be too handy

>>32615738
What if Celestia and Luna orbit my dick?

>>32615701
> Lyra-Bonbon on turntables
> The perfect solution to extra double cuntmad.

Is Stripper Trixie a thing now?
Because I kinda like it.

>>32615766
Not bad. I like it.

>>32615737

Have you read a book today?

>>32615752

>>32615766
> hateful cuntmad no-tits white-haired shit-tier person
> totally going to be hired 'against her will'

Man, she must trip someone's fetish.

>>32615479
LUWL

AppleBloom quantities in this thread are still insulting, nore images are required.

>>32615807

better question

HAVE YOU DRAWN TODAY?

>>32615653
JUST BE AWARE THAT I HAVEN'T 100% AGREED YET ITS JUST A POSSIBILITY

30 years of feminism and this is the result. A bunch of pansy ass furfaggots who love ponies and wish they could bang horses because they can't get with a real woman. This, coming from a furry!

>>32615229
>Traps and females
ew gay
Morenastu is a hundred percent clean homo, not this "hurr I look like a girl but have a dick" shit or pig disgusting females.

Don't blame us for your shitty dreams

>>32615766
Its still my head cannon that Trixie is a lawyer who went into part time magician work cause she has a fetish for tricking people

>>32615834
I love this.

I love the last panel of the new comic with Dan foaming at the mouth at Pinkie.

>>32615837
>A bunch of pansy ass furfaggots
>coming from a furry
So, self hating then?

>>32615834
in his voice

>>32615837

>>32615845
You have a cannon inside your head?

>>32615807
I just bought a book but I haven't started reading it.

>>32615837
>this nigga

>>32615882
What you don't?

>>32615837
I rather bang a horse than a fucking dog.

>>32615807
I'm probably gonna get a book for Christmas.

>>32615882
HAHAHA didn't notice it...

>>32615899
No, the inside of my head looks like this:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YXkx-PSwbG4&t=16m10s

>>32614478
>the winner is decided, everyone's cheering
>zecora just walks in with her robes up
>picks up a stray mic
>goes into a long, haunting rhythmic tale about the senselessness of strife and the strength of the bonds between people or something
>quietly puts the mic down and leaves

>>32615845
You're like the only person who has that headcanon.

>>32615888
dat blurry pic

>>32615798
LKxKlondike OTP

>>32615950
Who the hell is that.

>>32615942
Full Stop could you make me a sandwich?
>>32615950
AT LEAST I DON'T HAVE A CANNON IN MY MOUTH READY TO BLOW AFTER 10 MINUTES OF PREP TWO TIMES A NIGHT ON WEEKENDS

Now Streaming art

http://www.livestream.com/drwhite
http://www.livestream.com/drwhite
http://www.livestream.com/drwhite

>>32615836
thats fine. out of curiosity, Why wouldnt you? just so i can then manipulate and coax you some more

I drew OC pone, criticism greatly appreciated, but only if it's nice.

>>32615942

hey full stop could you make me a streamwich?

>>32615996
Nooo.

>>32616016
Because I have shit confidence and I don't want to make promises knowing whatever I create will sound fucking awful.

>>32615958
Ew gross. not a ship. LKlon is that thing where two guys kind of hate each other but are actually really close. But not a ship.

>>32616019
Not bad at all.

The neck could be a little thicker but other than that good job.

>>32615950
>maids
my one weakness

>>32616036
Chin up Cease.
You're among friends here, and we love you no matter what you do~

>>32616043
LKlon
why does this have a fucking name
even in jest, why did you bother

>>32616019
Ship it with Nyx and it will make nyx seem cooler

>>32616019
That cutie mark really stands out.
Also you need to work on your moths but it's great work man

>>32615988
Bitchdancer. He's one of Madmax's OCs.

Oh god, my mutha, Fluttashy she woke me up today. She trew a pan of hot grease all over my chest and my ass and genitals. And then I fell down the stairs and my shoes fell off!

>>32616068
Its better then Dinopip....Hoppino....
Hoppipfag

>>32615944
Looks like Rartity wants some giant trobbing cock.

>>32616093
welp

>>32616081
>madmax's oc's
>madmax
>oc's
Who the fuck is madmax.

>oc

>>32616067
lol

>>32616093
that's another thing that doesn't need to exist
what happens behind closed doors between a small flying grass pokemon and a 30 foot killing machine with erectile dysfunction is nobody's damn business

>>32616112
Get out

>>32616112
Quick, let me stab you with my dick.

>>32616107
Shouldn't you be asleep by now

>>32616120
I sense you doubt me.
I'm serious. The only thing stopping yourself from being confident is yourself.
Just pretend to be Dash and not give a fuck. We'd still love you, because blue pone is best pone

>>32616081
It doesn't count as a trap if you're just going to draw it as a flat-out female.

>>32616112
>Who the fuck is madmax.
0/10

>>32615958
More like LKxProcrastination.

Have a full res of >>32615471

>>32616043
>LKlon
Hahaha, I know I've been away for a while, but is that a thing?

I want to hug Applejack. She seems to huggable.

>>32616160
It's only 3 in the morning
Sleep can wait
I need to pony

Would you a wonderful pony butt?

>>32616172
Yes. Indeed.

>>32616171
we just made it up this thread

>>32616131
OH SO IT DOES EXIST
>>32616171
....No LK its not..