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On a blustery night. One cold, christmas eve. Five animals prayed For what they'd receive. One prayed for treats; Chips ahoy are the bestest. One prayed for teats; Mouthwatering breastest. The hamster had dreams, I allow him to tell us; Me is for being just like bruce willis. 'I have dreams too!' the donkey would say; I want to ride bareback on humpbacks all day. It was all quite quite thrilling. Now the cat, it would seem Was the saddest sad one He would frequently dream Of a certain BB-gun 'the official Red Ranger carbine-action 200 shot range model airrifle!' Was the gift that he sought. 'I'll vivisect you clean, with this vondue fork Nobody's seen thst damn movie you dork!' |