Beat her till she breaks in half and my food falls out of her.

You know what the new season needs?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xVkmH-EkYqM

More "squee."

Gimdark Poni Time.

>rape

>>32592770
Go back to ponychan faggot.

>>32592778
>rape is so romantic

Gut her like a fish.

NO ONE gets between me and my cheeseburgers.

>>32592793
>implying Ponychan likes grimdark
Pffft. They only like clean, happy, not evil at all stuff. It's like they prefer G3.

>>32592761

How incredibly ethnic.

>>32592834
dat luna

OP is a faggot

>>32592865
It is confirmed. We discuss pone in this thread ok???
Good.

>>32592865
Heya Leth.
How have the Generals been without me?

>>32592880
I can't disagree with that factual statement.

I know how she feels. I hate it when I run out of Scootaloo Fried Rice.

Pic related, they didn't even put the rice in this time!

Rarity's cold, and she wants to snuggle with you in bed, on the condition that it's 100% nonsexual. Could you do it?

>>32592891
less fagged up with shitty blue unicorn

>>32592891
Same as they always were.

Same as they'll always be.

>>32592842
in-fucking-deed! Not even ponychanners are fucktarded enough to like grimdark.

>>32592905
Of course I could, I love all the ponies in a completely platonic way

>>32592905
Can we at least romp playfully?

so.
computers.
do they exist in the ponyworld in some form?
or do they simply use magic?

>>32592922

MLPG

MLPG never changes

>>32592905
Am I allowed to cup her anatomically accurate pony tits?

>>32592905
If she actually has to lay out that stipulation, then she's receptive to the idea at some point in time.

>>32592940
You can spoon. Only spoon.
You are the little spoon.

Nonsexually of course

>>32592922
Oh.
Well that sucks.

>marker and watercolor

>>32592922
LETTING THE DAYS GO BY

THIS THREAD IS NOW ABOUT HEAD-CANON! BRING ME YOUR FANWANK HOWEVER BRILLIANT OR RETARDED IT MAY BE!

As I lack any actual head-cannons, I must substisute with the hat of disipline.

>>32592945
Twilight has one. But leave the Digimon in the last thread.

>>32592955
>It's not like I like you or anything.

Hey does anyone else sperg out a little and get a bit annoyed when fanstuff brings in human societies cultural baggage into the ponies world? I understand the majority will be that way because it requires effort and intelligence to self examine yourself and your society but you'd think at least one guy would attempt as an creative challenge.

This mostly pops up in clopfics. No one seems to think about how huge and how fundamental the difference between how ponies view sex and how humans view sex simply due to their lack of nudity taboo and fundamentally more equal society.

And that's intentionally ignoring the biological difference of them being ponies.

>>32592945
let me put it this way
the input for their computers is a line of switches, labeled, each one being a binary value

each program instruction is a specific binary value

there is no compiler, no debugger, and no way to tell exactly where something went wrong

and you know what? THEY CODE ANYWAY

>>32592717
tell pinkie to stop eating all the baklava

>>32592905
I'd need a tight waistband to tie down my raging poner.

>>32593007
pinkie stop eating the balaclava

>>32592971
Oh my. Great stuff.

>>32592761
>Pinkies front half continues to eat the food that falls out

>>32592998
Oh brother, you're funny, you put me in a spin!

You aren't comprehending the amount of fucks I don't give.

>>32592975
griffin's maintain a secluded but highly militaristic state deep in the northern mountains. their culture resembled ancient persia

no one can convince me that this doesn't sound cool

>>32592905

>>32592975

HEADCANON!
>Derpy is a brilliant nuclear physicist with multiple PhDs in weather manipulation and gravitational theory. She is also insanely eccentric and lives in Ponyville under and assumed name to escape from her high-profile public persona.

>Grimdark Poni

I can get behind that.

>>32592945
I'm they have

>>32592903
shes awfully happy to sleep in an empty box without even a blanket

>>32592905
Great time to build trust.

>>32592998
>anon is completely unable to satisfy his pony waifu
>if he does his penis will most likely be torn off

>>32593059
I'm sure they have*

>>32593056

>>32592905
I would cuddle that fashionable equine. Just look at that adorable face. How can you say no to that?

>>32592975
I believe that the neighboring countries of Gryphon and the as yet unrevealed species are in an uneasy peace with the Theocracy of Equestria. Though whether this is in fear of the possibility that Celestia really CAN control the sun, or simply force of arms is up for debate.

>>32592865

>>32592977
sorry about that.
got mons on the brain because I'm marathoning Tamers.
>>32593005
is that a yes?

>>32593052
>Derpy is a brilliant nuclear physicist with multiple PhDs in weather manipulation and gravitational theory.

>nuclear physicist
>weather manipulation
>gravitational theory

those don't really follow...

>>32593066
>guywithanaveragepenisbringsmaretoorgasm.avi

>>32592975
Rainbows mother, while a lot of people think 'oh deff gonna be like Firefly' I have a funny feeling she's going to be more like pre gen4 rainbow dash. All girly and high class and it bothers RD to no end

>>32592905
But its hot as FUCK here. Snuggling would be sultry hell

>>32593056
Seconded.

Am I the only one who still ships this?

Oh boy I cant wait for tommorrow's episode!

>>32593026

What software should I use for drawing? All I have is Paint.net.

In return, ADORABLE FUCKING PONIES.

>>32593121
Me neither! I heard there's going to be a song!

>>32592975
None of the main cast are virgins. Even twilight got some useing the want it need it spell and fluttershy fucks animals, no one is bothered by this because ponies are animals too and half the non ponies talk anyway

>>32593095
She thinks they're all related in her head, and that's all that matters to her.

>>32593102
Old theory is old

>>32593118
I never considered that a ship, more like a gag version of a Sith Lord / Apprentice relationship.

>>32593078
This what you been drawing dude? It looks real nice
>>32593146
I guess...who knows what we'll see, if ever.

>>32593131

>>32593102
I always assume this and her dad is like her.

>>32592905
Oh would I ever. We'd snuggle for a while. Then I'd start the teasing. Then the light touching. And you know where it goes from there.

>>32592975

HEADCANON!
>Apple Bloom is an inbred child born out of wedlock. Applejack and Big Mac's parents decided to raise her as their sister but died shortly after she was born.

>>32593118
People still ship Trixie?

>>32593092
>is that a yes?
yes, yes it is
their computers are basically on the level of ours circa 1955

twilight subscribes to a programmer's digest and writes little adding instructions and squees the fuck out when her "2+2" instruction set returns a "4"
i dare you not to think that's adorable

>>32593132
derp

>>32593151
>implying Sith Lord/Apprentice ships aren't the shippiest ships that ever shipped

>Grimderp pone

I maed a poem jst for dis throad

Cupcakes of sorrow

Lief is liek a cupcaek of sorrow
it tastes gewd but wen yr dun eatin it you get all sad and not mellow
there is no point 2 lyfe den 2 kill
peeps do it 4 dah thrill
my parents tewk away mah ipowd
i damn them all to god

please thumbz up if you liek it fml //_-

>>32593171
Delicious, sour lemon ticket candies

>>32593178
People ship darth maul with the emperor?

>>32593115
>>32593056
>grimdark
>muted colors or a red haze
>SPILL SOME BLOOD ON THAT BITCH!

is it supposed to be really boring

>>32593108
That's the point anon. You'll have to contain yourself. Rarity's a tease. She's the type of girl who edges you for an hour, then denies you. She'd just love the idea of you squirming around behind her, trying to hide your erection in fear of her reaction. Then she's gently brush her ass against it.

>>32592975
Applejack name is actually Jacqueline

>>32593178
>>32593197
...im afraid to search for this because i know in my heart that it exists and that terrifies me

>>32592975
Snow monkeys and Yaks rule the frozen north
Penguins rule the frozen south
Deer, apes, and Zebras rule the east
and ponies rule the west
>>32593059
oh yeah.
I forgot about that

Come on guys there's got to be a larger version of this

>>32593169
The first time it happened she decided to celebrate.

>>32592970
Boner, what the FUCK. Go away, this isn't even close to appropriate for you to show up. Seriously, want me to give you a list?
...
...
...
FUCK YOU BONER.

>>32593200
I'm not attracted to pony

Its just to hot to comfotably snuggle pony

>>32593199
2deep4u.

>>32593197
No, they ship Darth Sidious (the Emperor) with Darth Tyranus (Count Dooku).

>>32593215
All of my Dat Plot.

>>32593200
Its not like im not going to rape her if she does that.

>>32593102
Hory shit! You too?!

I also imagine g1 being canonical with the exception of humans/obviously-humanoids and overall girlyness.

>>32593132
No suggestions? Well shit.

>>32592717
Why would a pony develop a sudden taste for deep fried clams?

>>32593156
Did you finish windingdongs yet? I was away at a siberian orchestra...
>>32593157
Her dad should be really cool...ugh there's so many different versions of who could be what to think about...

>>32593222
But are you going to pass up an opportunity like this?

>>32593215

No, there isn't. It's a frame from this comic.

http://braeburned.tumblr.com/post/14347894445/man-she-really-gets-into-the-music-drawing#notes

>>32593221
...you got a boner for Pinkamena and Scootaloo holding hands?

>>32593215
I got one. Just a minute.

>>32592905
Not possible, she is much heavier being pony, on a bed, her weight would make it hard to stay relatively distant from her, the snuggling would make any human monkeys want to get emotionally high through sexting. I ate enough marhmellows to know this true.

>>32593194
*eh e-hem*
Cupcakes of sorrow

Life is like a cupcake of sorrow
it tastes good but when your done eating it you get all sad and not mellow
there is no point 2 life den 2 kill
people do it for the thrill
my parents took away my ipod
i god damn them all to hell
>Not sure if seriously typing like that, or just trolling

>>32593224
I GUESS SO

>>32593264
Not is she gets an ice pack or something

DUDE! /co/ PONY THREAD!
You've made me laugh like... actual laughter 4 times this thread.
You're not supposed to be good WHAT IS THIS MADNESS!

>>32593258
BECAUSE TINY MARSHMALLOW EQUINES ARE GREAT BEING THAT DO NOT PLAY BY ALL OUR TEMPORAL RULES

>>32593095

You think that's bad? Wait until we come up with even more terrible
HEADCANON!
>Rainbow Dash originally wanted to be a mother more than anything, but after performing the Sonic Rainbow realized that the after-effect of the maneuver made her infertile. She hides from her pain with a mask of aloofness and a "cool" personality, but is secretly devastated. She considers Scootaloo as something of the daughter she never had.

>>32592891
What have you been up to?

>>32593249
Paint Tool Sai is the most common one. Free to try, cheap to buy.

>>32593246
Maybe humans are mythical creatures there.

>>32593262
Here ya go.

>>32593131
YES!
YES!
M-Genie.png

>>32593226
gay old man sex, wonderful

>>32593295
Weird how you also answered my question.
>>32593293

>>32592970
"So you want to be a boy, and everyone says your not? Well that's okay. It's okay to be sad some times."
"Really, Pinkie?"
"Yeah. It means one day you get angry, and you get revenge by ignoring them forever."

>>32593262
AND NOT ENOUGH TIME!
Are you going to write something like that?

>>32593278
>weight presses mattress down
>end up rolling on top of her durring the night in your sleep
>Rarity gets mad in the morning

>>32593249
SAI is the standard suggestion.

FREAKS

extremely new drawfag looking for a request to practice on

>>32593278
But marshmallow is very light. And soft and squishy to the touch. It'd be like snuggling a Rarity shaped piece of memory foam, that would smell slightly of sugar, and coo in your ear about fashion.

>>32593276

OH

OH MY GOD

MY BONERS ARE SPILLING OUT EVERYWHERE

>>32593215
Here you go.

>>32593296
The fuck is this?

>>32593330
draw this horrible picture.

if i posted the mostly finished first chapter of my bullshit thing

how mad would you be

subsequently
>my face when i left all my dinosaur and pony images in an archived file on my campus computer, and forgot to sync my zumodrive folder before coming home.

>>32593281

>Not sure if seriously typing like that, or just trolling

First day here?

>>32593330
Dash being lazy

>>32593249
use your own feces

>>32593306
fucking amazing

What next? Eels? Wanderer?

>>32593330
Twi reading to Spike

>>32593293
What do you get when you cross a pony with an elevator?

Rape

>>32593324
Fuck, there is no way out of that. Bad things no matter what.

"No, really! Its just because of your weight, I swear!"

They would never find your body

>>32593212
>that terrifies me
Fear leads to anger
Anger leads to hate
Hate...leads to suffering

>>32593353
No, I've seen poems like this multiple times before. But i never read 'em.

>>32593323
I dunno. I expect we'll see them eventually and I want to spend more time drawing to be honest.

I did finish a fic recently Spa pony X RD if you'd like me to post it

>>32593324
>Jostle one of her meticulously places hair curlers
>Know the true power of marshmallowy fury
>As she repeatedly hits you with her soft, marshmallow limbs
>And gets all up in a huff
>An adorable huff.

>>32593361
I want to try to get a page for Wanderer done. It'll be a chapter title page. Trying for tonight.

>>32593382
"ARE YOU CALLING ME FAT?!?!"

>>32593393
GET OUT OF MY MIND

>>32593397
I already read it actually, it was very good.
Didnt you said something about 3 other fics almost done?

>>32593296

HEADCANON!
>Celestia actually knew Twilight had incredible magic potential long before her entrance exam. In fact, she paid off Twilight's parents to take her to the exam and allow Celestia to, effectively, raise the child. Twilight never saw her parents after that day as Celestia obtained full custody from the deal.

>No more macaroni and cheese
>EVER

Welp. I guess that's it. Da svidaniya, fuckheads.

>>32593411
"No, marshmallow is just the densest material known to man. That's all. Dont hit me."

>>32593296
You want to spin some fanon, don't give them something that even vaguely trips the bullshit meter. Say something like

> The years of intense training and poor diet had always put Dash's hormones in a spin, kept her deft and lean and agile and always more than a little hungry for attention, hungry for competition, and reckless. She just never knew that it masked ... complications.

> The doctors told her time and again it must have been congenital, that some mares just didn't bear foals, that it was this adjunct gene and that errant fetal malformation.

> In her mind, though, she knew without her drive to succeed she would have known ages ago, and if she had known then things maybe, would have, could have, been different.

She thinks that quite often in the room she'd started making a nursery.

>>32593155
Yeah. I watched one of Stalkerloo's streams and he kind of inspired me to try this ambient shading thing, seems to be working.

the other shading is just taking a page from Lil' Miss Jay and how he does shading, though tweaked a bit (he does [color] beneath the lineart then gaussian blurs, I just make a solid color layer beneath the lineart and use an airbrush to erase from it after fucking with transparency.)

I probably could have done better with the anatomy on this panel though.

>>32593438
>>Celestia actually knew Twilight had incredible magic potential long before her entrance

You know faust confirm this right? This is why she get the hatch the egg test, Let me get the screencap.

>>32593425
One flarity
One rarijack (finally gonna be able to finish)
2 twidash and then I want to open up requests again while im on break

Also I'm glad you liked it I didn't hear much feedback on it

>>32593276
Here, have it in non-Tumblr-resized glorious HD.

http://dl.dropbox.com/u/24335178/VINYLBASSHD.png

"Darling I hope you're not trying to impress anyone with that"

>>32593479
But....to took me all day to cook this meal for you and your friends!

>>32593477
>Wolf Nanaki
What are you doing here?

>>32593199
see
>>32593467

Dash just cold-clocked Pinkamena. It's a shitty little story arc I'm doing on FracturedLoyalty.

>>32592975
Deer=elves

Though I kind of stole that from Dangerous Business, but I like it so much.

See this expression, on this picture?

My expression toward this thread is the opposite of this one.

>>32593200
This is my fetish.

>>32593511
> this whole thread

>>32593474
Really? Thats weird. Tell me more about this twidash fics please.

>>32593467
So that's why it looked familiar. It's really nice looking and I like how he does it. Sooo much detail on the hair.

>>32593504
Posting pony things. What's it look like?

>>32593472

>>Make up bullshit headcanon
>>Turns out it's true


Well dang.
Wait, does that mean Celestia did pay them off to adopt Twilight?

>>32593350
i don't think anyone knows what that is

>>32593479

BITCH I DON'T GOTTA IMPRESS YOU

ANY ATTEMPTS TO FUCK YOU WOULD BE LIKE BIG MAC THROWING A HOT DOG INTO THE GRAND CANYON

>>32593533
>Rainbow Dash spy eating cheese

>>32593504
This reminds me of when Onsokumaru used to post here.

Anyone remember those days?

>>32593508
BEHOLD!

>>32593544
No, she just took her

What are they gunna do? Shes a fucking god

lol proportions

>>32593544
No no, the part about Celestia knowing about Twilight special powers.

>>32593549
why is Big Mac throwing a hotdog.
Why not one of the other ponies.

Streaming mouse hunt, because why not

http://www.livestream.com/krabbshack

>>32593552
Hey, Bon-Bon loves snacks.

Who doesn't love snacks?

FANON! Twilight HATES snacks.

>>32593472
So it's fucking CONFIRMED that not just any of the ponies could have hatched the egg. I think we called that.

>>32593549
Why Big Mac?

>>32593549
Is someone feeling inadequate? Dont worry, I'll be the man tonight.

>>32593589
Twilight only likes light snacks that wont ruin her books, like crackers and rice cakes

>>32593561
Has anyone bothered to write any MLP Warhammer stories?

We could use them to troll /tg/.

>>32593590
>>32593590

>>32593620
You're going to pay for dinner?

>Snuggling Rarity
Oh I would. Oh how I would.

>>32593630

I've found this does the trick

>>32593655
>Rarity giving Twilight a massage with her horn

>>32593536
Ones half done. About RD whipping up a fattylight sparkle into shape then when she is suddenly shipping. the other is is production, shorter and lots more clop than story.

Welp. Just tried SAI and what the fuck. I couldn't even get my tablet to work on that.

>>32593678
Good good, Im going to wait for this two and the rarijack.

>>32593683
What tablet do you use?

>>32593655
Goddamn Rarity, stop being so adorable.

>>32593678
Holy shit, someone's FINALLY doing the fat Twilight/fit Twilight story. That's been bumping around these threads since the middle of season one.

>>32593675
she's impaling her horn into her neck there

>>32593200
I NEED ALL THE TEASING FICS YOU CAN FIND MLPG

MY BONER DEMANDS IT

>>32593655

Who WOULDN'T snuggle the everliving fuzz out of that marshmallow pone?

>>32593474
>Twidash
Me gusta.

>>32593706
A monoprice.

>>32593725
If your marshmallow pony has grown fuzz, it has expired. You must exchange it for a new one.

>>32593725
I would

But then she'd get mad at me cause I hugged her so much, her hair got all messy

This is the worst comic ever and it's the best thing ever. (none of it is mine)

>>32593725
This is all I want right now. Oh god I'm so alone.

>>32593747
Cant you just scrape off the fuzz and put the rest in a tuperware container?

>>32593630
I've been doing research in both franchises, and have been cooking it in my head for a while.

In the eternal words of Young Fankenstein, IT! COULD! WORK!

cannot kersingra
SHUT UP CAPTCHA!

>>32593716
have porn comic

>Eh, continued on that fic posted earlier, here's the new shit.

Their lips writhed together in almost purgatory-like synchronization and stillness. Dash clamped down on Fluttershy's lower lip hungrily, still needing more. Evidently, as if this wasn’t clue enough, Fluttershy wasn’t getting what Dash was trying to ask for. Dash impatiently swiped her tongue along the other girl's lip, trying to get her point across clearer. Fluttershy, being the inexperienced wallflower she was, still didn't understand what Dash wanted her to do other than sit there and take it.

Dash mumbled an irritated groan and leaned her head back, shifting her weight slightly off and over the side. The filly under her let out a yearning squeak from the sudden break of contact, her eyes still closed.

“Open” Dash ordered to her, somewhat harshly. Confused with the sudden change of pace, Fluttershy opened her eyes and stared blankly above her.

Dash, seeing the questioning in her face, let out another long groan and mentally slapped her forehead. “Open. Your. Mouth.” She got closer to the other girl's face with each word, waiting to strike.

“Wait, wh-” Fluttershy was cut off once again by Dash smashing her mouth against her own, practically shoving her tongue into her mouth.

>>32593200
Any woman who edges someone that long is really just longing for a man who can and will take charge or at least express himself sexually in a way that isn't ingratiating, cloying, or childish to "temporarily lease" her vagina for the five minutes of coitus.

I'm not saying > Ayn Rand was right about women's sexual fantasies.

I'm saying Rarity really, really, really wants to get railed by someone REALLY in the mood to do it. Thus the edging.

>>32593737
I use a monoprice, and SAI works perfectly for me. Have you downloaded the latest drivers? What's the exact problem you have, maybe I can help you out.

>>32593754
That's the best part. Everyone knows Rarity in a huff is best Rarity.

>>32593780

>>32593764
>>32593785
Put that away right now.

>>32593774
It is not recommended. Once a pony starts growing fuzz, it is not long for this world.

>>32593800

4

>>32593781
>Dom Dash

My body is ready for this!

>>32593807
If we take fuzzy pone to a barber can we save its life?

>>32593818

>>32593438

Did someone say HEADCANON?

My headcanon is sadly pretty tame. Ditzy Doo (Derpy Hooves) has a bubble Cutie Mark, right? My headcanon is she got a package and was more enthralled by the bubble wrap protecting the parcel's contents than the actual item. She poked and prodded the bubble wrap until she accidentally pressed too hard and burst the bubble. Enthralled by her discovery, she abandoned the parcel and chomped up the bubble wrap, bursting all the bubble wrap bubbles as she went on her way.

Her love of this new 'toy' drove her to get a job where she'd be around it all the time; that's why she's a mailmare. That's the story of the origin of Ditzy Doo's Cutie Mark.

>>32593835
Dash, you magnificent asshole.

5

>>32593781
>wallflower

is that like a barfly?

>>32593835
>You will never have Dash yadda yadda yadda

>>32593807
>>32593774
Remember to store your ponies in a air tight container and keep it in a cool dark place to keep them fresh

6

>>32593859
Remember to poke air holes in your pony so he or she can breathe!

>>32593277
I KNOW RIGHT?! What the fuck!?
But dat Scratch plot. That makes more sense.

>>32593818
>TOUCH MY HANK

>>32592975
I suppose it's only fair that I submit one myself, Discord's origin was somthing like pic related.

>>32593859

Shit, that looks right outta legend of zelda.

>>32593833
No. The fuzz has progressed too far. Pony must now be packaged into a much too small box and sent back to the pony repository, where it will be made into tiny marshmallows to be put into value prices hot chocolate mixes.

>>32593872

I can't help but imagine this playing in the background.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sC0cvwnG0Ik

7

So it looks like it was a satire after all.

http://scootsanddashinlesbians.tumblr.com/post/14658731524/yes-finally

Any idea who he was trying to fuck with?

>>32593804
In the fifth panel, I thought Pinkie Pie was reaching out to and trying to choke Twilight with four stretchy limbs.

>>32593781
This is terrible. It has an awful lot of conventions that draw me away from the scene-work provided, and many statements just feel redundant.

"Ordered to her, somewhat harshly"? Why not 'rasped' or 'barked' or something?

"Was cut off once again by Dash smashing her mouth against her own"? Why not "was silenced with Dash's hot needy biting mouth"?

I would really recommend not throwing this stuff off the cuff, try something new and avoid the conventions in favor of HOTNESS AND FEELINGS.

8

>>32593888
I think its some kinda art meme, where you draw your favorite characters in a jar. I've seen some pokemon ones that were adorable

Only have these two ponies

Headcanons you say?

>>32593875
Air is toxic to ponies. So is sunlight and negative vibes. Dont you read your pony owners schematic manual?

Why is someone posting that old shitty comic of the self insert OC being the seventh element?

9

>>32593902
Some person who he absolutely needed the unconditional praise from, only to be cheated of it.

What a max-beta-faggot.

>>32593875
>Remember to poke air holes in your pony

10

>>32593946
Remember, regular maintenance is key

>>32593908
Because is rough Dash on Flutter at least thats the request.

>>32593964
Those are speed holes silly.

>>32593971
Change your pony's oil every 3000 hugs.

My primary and my back up have both been shut down. Where are you guys getting your episodes?

>>32593964
I thought she wanted to be a tree, not a lotus flower

>>32593972
That is no excuse and you fucking well know it.

11

>>32593991
Im not the writer im just saying.

>>32593964

>>32593982
If your pony begins to rust, dab it with some club soda

>>32593982
Squirt oil into your pony's bodily orifaces with an eye dropper or turkey baster, depending on the size of your pony.

>>32593980
More hole in pony=more aerodynamic=faster pony?!

Creepy Fluttershy time?

>>32593875
Make sure your pony is properly proliferated to ensure maximum absorption from the pony fluid dish you place them in. This is essential to ensuring your pony leads a long, fulfilling life.

>>32593993
Are you the same Dashie that went to FLOCKDRAW?

>>32594000
>Fluttershy are so much strawberry jam its starting to attract bugs

>>32593972

Shh, quiet you. Don't reply for me. A author needs to take his critisism.

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>>32593678
>>32593711
Didn't chistery also claim that one too?

>>32594045
It was something about a book and Dash.

>>32594030
>Fluttershy are so much strawberry jam its starting to attract bugs
>>Fluttershy are so much strawberry jam
Holf fuck that is horrific

>>32594012
>>32594013

Baby ponies creep me right the fuck out

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>>32594020
no, idk what that is; i just can't stop laughing

>>32594045
Fat/Fit Twilight
AW HELL NO I didn't.

The closest I have is a prompt involving a fatter-for-the-holidays Twilight bonding with a always-fit Dash on the race track as spring melts away the winter chill.

>>32594012
>>32594013

>>32594035

>A author

Oh god, kill me. Right fucking now.

>>32594007
Remember, a well washed and waxed pony has a much higher self esteem, and will exert a more playful demeanor. Most pony owners wax their pony at least once a week, to ensure maximum happiness.

>>32594035
You're listening to the witch-dyke's advice. That's an unwise path.

>>32594087
yeah I got that too.

>>32594087
thats...nice

>>32593885
I'll give you at least this much credit: I've thought long and hard about the original crew that sealed Discord away. The show suggests that it was just Celestia and Luna, but with 6 elements, my imagination has contemplated who the other 4 might have been.

In my headcanon, Granny Smith was the first Element of Honesty.

>>32593933

>>32593673
this image really does not work

>>32594086
Do you have a new list of stuff or just keeping track of it in your head?

Be careful about keeping small toys alone with ponies. Ponies like to taste things and its very likely an unattended pony will eat your bouncy ball

>>32594097
Maximum happiness eminating from your pony may cause tears of joy after this waxing.

>>32594097
How big is this pony?

>>32594144
The last three or four big things I'm keeping in my head, I have a list floating around with other ideas

I also have the half-produced remains of about six fics, including some Luna/Celestia I'm not sure if I want to continue writing.

>>32594150

>Ponies eating my balls.

....Notsureifokaywiththis.jpg

>>32594097
Refrain from mentioning death to your pony. It is unwise to remind a pony of it's looming death. Ponies have a habit of dwelling on death. Should the problem persist, try hugging the pony, or taking the pony for a walk, or giving the pony a fresh coat of paint. If the problem still persists, apply topical xanax cream twice daily.

>>32594166
Average magical pony size

>>32594169
>Not writing AJ/Rarity
>almost 2012

Im still waiting here.

>>32594166
Pony sized.

>>32594166
Standard issue size, unless you opt for a larger model.

>>32594182
>>32594191

I... wat?

>>32594183
>not writing SpikeBloom

>>32594169
mine own request included, yes? with the two wonderbolts? I remember you having a solid outline you showed me

>>32594204
That still exist?

>>32594166
Approximately 4 feet seeing how that pony is further away

>>32594178
Ponies are notoriously hard to kill though.
They cannot be crushed to death, for one.
Instead their squishy and malleable form takes the brunt of force before returning to its original state.

>>32594178
Take steps in what media your ponies is exposed to. Saturday morning cartoons are best for daily happiness.

Things such as 1984 and One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest can be strong enough to drop your pony dead. Be warned

>>32594178

And always remember to take your pony for its daily walk.

>>32593346
i am gonna try to draw, if anyone feels like telling me what i am doing wrong i will listen.

http://www.livestream.com/corruptedhorse

>>32593933
>>32594126
WHY THE FUCK IS THIS A THING
ARE PEOPLE AUTISTIC ENOUGH TO DO THIS

I wish I had a pony as big as a pony.

>>32594165
Tears of joy are the greatest pride of a pony owner. It's a sign that your hard work is paying off, and your pony has achieved maximum happiness. Tears of joy can also be activated by gifting pony objects the pony has taken a liking to.

>>32594183
Ho ho ho. GOD I NEED TO WRITE EVERYTHING FFFFFFFF-

Im keeping my apple pones in a castle.

Want to hear my retarded headcanon?

The flags of Pegisopolis and Unicornia each only have ONE crest. The flag for Earth has FOUR crests. In Europe, the appearance of multiple crests on flags usually indicates that the countries were united under one rule, and those are the flags/crests of the old countries that were absorbed (see left: Crest of Spain, includes the symbols for the Kingdoms of Castile, Leon, Aragon, Navarre, and Granada) / conquered. It's my headcanon that the Earth Tribe was once FOUR SEPARATE NATIONS that either got united through dynastic ties (before converting to a republic) or through conquest.

>>32594150
Ponies are also known to chew furniture and drapes. Spaying furniture and drapes with a sour tasting spray will discourage this behavior.

>>32594207
Oh, the Spitfire/Soarin?

I need to find the filename, but I'm excited to write something at least a little interesting in the way of straight shipping with those two, yeah. Nothing serious, just "bonding together at a stuffy party, one thing leads to another ..."

>>32594221
Did you just assume the candy cane was 8ft? Or was it stated?

>>32594228
Not walking your pony daily will result in severe, permanant disabilities for your pony, such as severe muscle atrophy. Marshmellow bones and tendons tend to break down quickly

>>32594246
Apple ponies need open spaces, you retard.

>>32594264
Twilight said she spied an eight-foot candy cane.

>>32594264
I think it was said it was 8 feet

>>32594224
>>32594226
So long as your ponie is not thinking of death, it is effectively immortal. Be careful not to let your pony realize this, as it may decide to start playing in traffic

>>32594226

>>32594276
Wouldn't a pony naturally just run around in the house to prevent that, by instinct?

Is JB around. I want to thank him for the tutorials. I want to ask him if he has the color one?

>>32594246

>>32593553
>late
Yes.

Still don't know what people had against the guy.

>>32594224
No not consume marshmallows around your pony. This may produce tears of sorrow. These will persist until you re-perforate your pony and place them in an isolation jar with tempered fluid for 6-8 hours.

I accidentally hit my pony and ever since it's been really clingy. Is there anything I can do to get her to give me some space?

>>32594302
We was hated on /v/ for some reason
He seemed like a nice guy

>>32594297
Give your pony regular exercise, or else it may end up breaking everything in your house in play

>>32594252
this sounds somewhat reasonable, actually

>>32594325
He dammit he

>>32593902
I have...no idea.

I think it's ask-rainbow-scoots.

And I found that blog today...

...was he trying to troll me? I'm just honestly confused.

>>32594276
Keeping your pony's catalytic converter up to date can also prevent this.

>>32594252
This is not bad at all.

>>32594261
Alright that sounds good. Looking forward to it!
>>32594221
That's a reasonably pony sized for a pony

Well MLPG, because I love you, if you didn't get the iTunes raws (perfect for making screencaps and GIFs) or the -scootaloo HDTV encodes before PonyArchive went down, feel free to grab them from here.

http://ompldr.org/vYnZsMw/ponytorrent.html

Share the link if you want, as long as you don't put it anywhere dum like the front page of /r/mylittlepony.

>>32594319
If your pony is feeling lonely, draw a smiley face on a bag of marshmallows with permanent marker and give to pony. Pony will assume this is a new pony

>You will never have a pet Pinkie Pie who you have to spray with the spray bottle for peeing on the curtains.

>>32594350

I can't afford all this shit, can I count pony treatment under Medicaid?

>>32594302
He uses a tripcode on /v/, so people assume he is retarded by default.
I dont know if he is or not, but that's why people didnt like him.

>>32594302
>>32594325
It's mostly the way he used to post unrelated lolicon hentai in game threads and talk in depth about which girls he liked in that game and what he'd do with them.

He stopped doing that for the most part but the meme lives on I guess.

>>32594252
I never realized that Spain had the Fleur-de-lis in the middle of its crest, also interesting theory

>>32594320
Handcuffing, or, attaching by some other means your pony to your leg for around a week will exhaust your pony's levels of cling.
On the other hand, tying your pony to an outdoor tree can have the desired effect as well.

>>32594350
Remember only to hire a certified professional for all converter maintenance

>>32594325
>>32594302
He posted his picture a lot in his early days on /v/. Which apparently led to a permanent hate for him.

Fun fact, most of the people who complain about him don't know why.

>>32594297
Be careful of overactive ponies. If a pony should run into a wall, it may appear to bounce off, but there may be residual internal damage. Symptoms my include mood swings, personality changes, or screaming in the night. If any of these symptoms occur, contact your local pony mechanic immediately.

>>32594366
Pfffahahah

Sure, along with your car! AHAHAHA

>>32594221
>ponies are 1.2 meters
yes this greatly pleases me
Holy shit their fruits are huge

>>32594341
Did you call the art bad? Is there someone else whose art you said was improving?

>>32592717
>pinkie pie eating all the nutella

aww hell nah imma bout to slap a bitch in the mouth

>>32594302

He's pretty disliked on /v/, when he came here /v/irgins carried over their previous resentment

>>32594370
The Fleur-de-lis in this case is actually the symbol of the House of Bourbon -- one of the noble/royal houses that traditionally held thrones in Navarre, Spain, France, Italy, and some French minors. Spain still has a Bourbon monarch to this day.

>>32594341
I guess so. HE GOT HIS REVENGE!

Time for me to stream. This time it is a chapter title page. I'll be on my mic if anyone wants to ask stuff or whatever in chat. No one ever talks in it.

http://www.livestream.com/thatberretdude

>>32594300
>>32594300
Right here. No problem. Here's a coloring guide. I lost the one I had from Noel though...

http://db.tt/6PIO2gPy
http://db.tt/RBU4gzSi

>>32594370
>That long ass name

>>32594301

>>32594358
Be warned, if pony should discover your ruse, it may turn on you. An alternative to this is taking your pony for a walk in a designated pony park, where it may socialize with other ponies. Keep your pony with similar sized ponies. If your pony interacts with ponies of a much different size, the larger pony will revert to it's cannibalistic instincts.

Remember to pony proof your computer. If a pony gets on line, you are doomed for endless spam from candy store sites

i still need music or cultural information about ancient india for....things...

accurate musical pieces, daily life, and societal structure would be best

>>32594447
What if my pony do akward stuff with other ponies?

>>32594445
The joke was that it got longer and more latino with every telling.

>>32594408
ask-rainbow-scoots had a short stint where me and him were canonizing our Dash and Scootaloo blogs with each other. They'd always say that their art was horribad when it really was improving compared to stuff they had done when they first started the blog.

I guess they think that I wronged them somehow and this is their way of getting back? I have no idea. I'm just confused as fuck. If I was the intended target then I feel a bit dickish saying it was poorly drawn, but you have to take shit like that in stride if you want to be any kind of artist.

So yeah, scootsmod, if I'm the one who that was intended for, uh...okay? I don't understand what you were trying to accomplish with it or what your message was but um. Cool story bro?

>>32594371
You may also try having a talk with your pony about boundaries. You can also put your pony back in it's jar and leave it in a small, dark room all alone for three days.

>>32594455
The electronical components of pony anatomy are not entirely known either. There have been documented cases of ponies recieving viruses and malware from bad internet sites.

>>32594476
So she is mexican? Thats cool.
>Applebloom and Sweetie Belle trying to say the whole name

>>32594447
Do not be alarmed if ponies play rough together. In the wild, ponies use play to assert dominance. If how ever your ponie becomes damaged durring play and looses a limb, merely reattach it with an 8 bit socket wrench

>>32594476
just like REAL spanish names

>>32594501
My pony is moving slower and less glow. Its a Celestia.

Do I replace batteries or solar charge?

>>32594501
If this occurs, thoroughly clean out ponies ears with a cotton-swab

>>32594494
Did you respond angrily to anyone? Or with disappointment?

But yeah, you need a bit of thick skin if you want to be on the internet at all, doubly so for an artist or writer.

>>32594239
Good luck with that, the only good applejack/rarity fic is the one NTTSTSTSTSTSTSTST write.

>>32594505
...That's actually an adorable idea. And I can hear it in their voices.

>>32594505
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0XsfznLzVWI

>>32594523
Solar

Remember, Celstia requires a minimum of 5 hours of sunlight exposure per day to be at maximum performance. If this becomes a further issue, invest in a sun lamp

>>32594510
For a professional repair, take your pony to a licensed pony mechanic. They will use a intimidating heat gun to melt your pony's limb back on for a seamless repair. It is normal for this procedure to cause pony to experience recurring nightmares. Pony may feel the need to sleep in your bed for confort for 2-3 weeks after the repair. If this behavior persists past three weeks, call pony maintenance.

Hey guys...
guys...
What if we took two ponies...
And imagined they were having sex with each other.
I bet some people would find that really amusing and fun.

Thanks for tuning in to the stream! Sorry I didn't get much done, but I'll try to be more productive and fast next time.
Merry Christmas!

>>32594523
Your pony seems to be suffering from low self esteem. Give pony a new coat of wax and tell pony its wings are so pretty.

>>32594546
>thick skin

What if nothing anyone else says bothers you but your self-criticism is devastating?

>>32594233
Yes.
Yes they are.

>>32594546
Nope. I don't recall any sorts of rage-quits with anyone on tumblr, at all.

Maybe his target was me, maybe not. If I was his target, I don't understand how a reaction image combined with a sarcastic "what is...I...this is...I don't even" is considered "throwing a fucking fit" over it.

>>32594473
nothing? at all?

>>32594591
>I miss the stream

Fuck me in the fucking asshole!

>>32594577
Remeber not to let your poniy sleep in your bed too often. Eventually, they will start to see you as furniture and treat you as such

>>32594501
This can be avoided by installing Norton on your pony. After installing Norton, your pony may periodically become irresponsive during routine scans.

>>32594591
Merry Chrstmas, Jessy!

>>32594505
>>32594574

>Scootaloo is okay guys.

>>32594629
Store pony in the fridge in case of overheating

>>32594221
You know what I liked most about this scene? It reminded me of A Christmas Story, specifically the scene with the Triple Dog Dare.
And then I got an image of the Mall Celestia shoving a foal down a slide with her hoof with an unenthusiastic "ho ho ho."

>>32594623
If pony starts to take you for granted, administer a swift smack upside pony's head. Then place pony in dark isolation room for one week. Pony will start to respect you again.

>>32594576
Will try. Its almost stopped moving
>>32594598
Pony is now sticky and beeping

>>32594661
> Then place pony in dark isolation room for one week

WTF man this is horrible,

Guys what the fuck is going on.

I drew you guys an apple pone and a rainbow pone. I think there's something strange about rainbow pone, though, and I'm not sure what it is.

>>32594654
>You'll clop your eye out kid!

how can you say you love your pony if you won't eat her poop

>>32592998

No, I don't tend to sperg in that way

But I'd be interested in reading a clopfic from someone who thinks in the same way as you do.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_cTYk8NApSY

>>32594605
There was some inspiring images in the previous thread.

One had a Doom quote superimposed on the "Pony I drew, and what I saw on /co/." Look for the art threads on /co/, they are inspiring.

And remember, you will get better.

YOU WILL GET BETTER.

THE FAILURE BEFORE YOU IS ONLY A STEPPING STONE TO THE GREATNESS THAT LIES AHEAD.

YOU CAN DO IT.

do not taunt pony

>>32594677
AUTISM
And Jessy drew something.
BUT MOSTLY AUTISM

>>32594685
Have you meet faceless?

>>32594650
>not always keeping your pony in the fridge

>>32594610
then again, asking mlpg for historical anthropology data is a risky venture at best

>>32594650
Do not leave your pony out in the sun. Leaving your pony out in the sun voids pony's warranty.

>>32594673
If pony becomes unresponsive, you can manually restart it by cranking ponies tail COUNTERCLOCKWISE

>>32594650
>>32594661
>>32594673

Im sorry but are they robots? Or real animals?

WHAT HAS BEEN SEEN

CANNOT BE UN-SEEN

>>32594683
Looks pretty good to me dude if you had wings sticking out it'd be perfect. When Rainbow is black and white she's hard to differentiate from other ponies

Hey Edd get away from Trixie.

I wish I had a pony pet ;_;

>>32594685
Use marshmallow substitute as a training device. Do not use real marshmallows. Never feed your pony real marshmallows.

>>32594613
Sorry! I'll try to stream again after work tomorrow night.

>>32594716
Also, they may start growing extra eyes.

>>32594719
They are pony. Its its own category.

You are clearly not ready for pony ownership.

>>32594730
>wings
Oooooooooooooh, yeah, that's what she was missing. Thanks.

>>32594728
...
What