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>>32573263

>>32575700
No, that's impossible. I WON'T BELIEVE IT! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Of course; it's hasbro. the Brony fandom was just a side effect

>>32575700

>Search for Little Strongheart stories
>all by RagingSemi
dammit do I have to fix this myself

>>32575722
You missed your statement

op you your crazy

look at dis nigga guiz

dis nigga is crazy

pone should do whippits

>>32575732
OP said it for me

>>32575725
And they are all >rape

Rainbow Dash is the best pony.

dammit I shouldn't be this jelly

>>32575700

this is bullshit, apart from soundtracks of disney channel movies, little girls buy coke and giant black dildos their white Christian neutered parents buy them at ages as early as 6.

What, really?

That desktop wallpaper...I want it!

>>32575725
Probably, she isn't a well liked character.
For good reason.

>>32575725
RagingSemi has written approximately every fapfic in existence.

>>32575747
May I eat you?

>>32575749
What the fuck am i reading?

Can someone made a list of episodes where each pony did something awesome?

How about we start now , right from the first episode?

>>32575744
She is so very pretty. Prettiest pony.

>>32575759
And they are all the same.

"Fuck me hard."

Every. Freaking. Time.

http://steamcommunity.com/groups/mlpgeneral

>>32575752
Here you are bro

Why is Rarity's name so short and not compound? No one else has a half-assed name like that, besides foreigners and royalty.

>>32575722

KAMILLE'S A BOY'S NAME AND I'M A BOY!

>>32575778
RARITY THE UNICORN!

>>32575778
She renamed herself to hide her Jewish ancestry.

>>32575778
Well there's also...I mean we all remember...fuck

>first time on /co/
>didn't see a pony thread for three hours till now
>feels good brony

>>32575756
but that portly body, curly hair and tail, and those tiny hooves... not to mention tenacity

>>32575772
I wonder what it's like to be an erotic fanfiction writer who's never actually had sex themselves

>>32575770
Sisterhooves social
Riding the manticore
Save the town from the cows
She make a gigant parasprite ball
Lesbian sex with Rarity in LBYS

Its what I remember.

>>32575788
Time to go back to Ponychan

>>32575773
I don't know if I should feel ashamed for joining this group

>>32575786
Her parents are Midwestern hicks, I doubt she's Jewish. Besides. she's white.

>>32575788
It was past the bump limit, most likely. There always is one, rest assured.

pone

>>32575780
I looked it up, it can be both a boy's and girl's name.

So you're wrong. Kamille is a girl's name.

>>32575778
Spike.

Just Spike.

>>32575794
It doesn't matter, it's an idealised fantasy and the details are better left to the individual's imagination anyway.

>>32575770

MLP FIM S1EP01: Twilight.... uhhh.. made some friends?

>>32575800

lol, of course you should.

>>32575794
He does have kids.
Doesn't mean it was good sex.

>>32575788
We don't say brony round here. We're just freaky fans of the show.
though its basically what we are. Though you don't need a label to say I like a show. Theres no such thing as Dexternies

>>32575788
>doesn't know about the archieve/marker system
>brony

>>32575806
Needs more NTR.

>>32575818
He dont have kids dude.

>>32575774

Success!

>>32575818
>kids
>plural
>multiple children have been fathered by a man who writes absurd quantities of erotic my little pony fan fiction

...there's hope for all of us.

>>32575804
Its bleached.

>>32575725
Please do. I kinda want to see more LSH x Braeburn stories ala Pocahontas.

>>32575815

MLP FIM S1EP02: Twilight.... defeated NMM.

>Heard they are selling MLP shirts at Hot Topic
>In the mall today so I decided I'll go check it out
>Shirts scream "Look at me I'm a impressionable faggot"
>mfw

I'm looking for a MLP shirt but it needs to be subtle and that shit they got at Hot Topic screams Faggotron. All I want is a single color crew cut with Rainbow Dash's face. SUBTLE and I can get away with wearing that while looking /fa/ not a fucking shirt that says "Brony".

>>32575788

We've got a site that tracks our threads so you can find them when they're autosaging

http://arch.413chan.net/mlpgeneral/

We move to a new thread when we reach image limit (150 images).

>>32575836
I laughed.

>>32575843
FUK U FUK U FUK U FUK U FUK U FUK U FUK U FUK U FUK U FUK U FUK U FUK U FUK U FUK U FUK U FUK U FUK U FUK U FUK U FUK U FUK U

>>32575810
Spike is an animal, he's even lower than a foreigner.

>>32575836
Man you are my new favorite artist here.
Also everyone ship Braeburn with Carrot top now.

>>32575840
> Rainbow Dash's face. SUBTLE

That's not fucking subtle you mongoloid

>>32575832

No.
I'm sure there are more pathetic people in the fandom.
Hell, there are probably a few ITT.

>>32575854
it's just dr white posting as anon brah

>>32575832
> He doesn't read fanfiction or clop to it himself
> or so he says

>>32575800
You should feel ashamed for posting in a pony thread to begin with.

>>32575866
I find that hard to believe

>>32575865
Well he is good now because all his other draws are shit.

>>32575809

So, are you saying you get beaten up by a 13 year old girl every time you sortie?

By the way, I'm totally not Char.

>>32575815
Fluttershy wrestled a bear
Rainbow Dash bombed a barn
Rarity made the WA-HA-HAAA sound
Twilight Sparkle turned her parents into potted plants
Pinkie Pie turned into a balloon
Applejack is worst pony

>>32575840

>/fa/
>MLP shirt

Are you a woman at least?
Because you will look like a fag no matter what if you're a man.

>That feel when 4chanX's auto thread updater is broken.

>>32575891
Update to the latest version

>>32575880

go chronogically please:

S1EP03: Twlight... returned the tickets?

>>32575891

Working fine for me

>>32575880
She bucked 1000 fucking trees AND saved the town from a stampede AND was given a goddamn award for being so awesome.

Plus she's the only one that actually WORKS as opposed to kicking clothes, giving food to rabbits, or sewing ugly shit.

>>32575879
Hey man... the sun was in my eyes.

And I let him win.

>>32575806
poor snails.
that guy usually does borderline sexual jokes, but he can be heart wrenching too

>>32575822
ah, ok.

>>32575896
What the fuck is wrong with me?

So, motherfuckers. Last thread people were talking about what the ponies tasted like.
Dash tastes like skittles, shit like that.

So, the main six are pretty much accepted the be certain flavours, go check the last thread if you want. The rest of the ponies are open for interpretation still.

So, Celestia.
I'm thinking these delicious things, and I challenge anyone to come up with something more perfect.

>>32575866
I can see that, it becomes a lot harder to fap to once you start looking at it critically to see how it works. Fapping to your own stuff is difficult. However, once the imagination is going for writing, it doesn't stop as soon as you've finished. And the moment it stops talking to your hands, there's nothing to stop the penis from moving in.

>>32575744
shes a greasy, rough voiced, lesbian.

COME ON EVERYPONI SMILE SMILE SMILE!

>>32575913
>that guy.

http://tgweaver.tumblr.com/

when's the last time you read a good Trixie story where she speaks in third person the whole way? When's the last time you read Applejack wrangle something up? When the last time you read Applejack wrangle up Trixie and grind asses?
http://explicit.ponyfictionarchive.net/viewstory.php?sid=406

>>32575908

S1EP04:AJ saved the ponyville from a stampede.

>>32575890
You guys don't know its the irony of it that makes if /fa/ plus being /fit/ helps I'm no fatty neckbeard

>>32575929
Oh god w-HNNNNNNNNGGGGGGG

>>32575929
Ganaste algo en la loteria?

>>32575929
Being homeless is nothing to smile about SMILe.

>still smiling
>2011

scowling is all the rage these days

>>32575908
>kicking clothes
Damnit Rainbow Dash stop ruining Rarity's shit while you molest her over the boutique counter!

>>32575916
If Celestia tasted like that, I would drop to my fucking knees and kiss the ground she walks on in the hopes she'd let me kiss the hooves she walks on it with. Those things are delicious.

>>32575916

>>32575929
>Pinkie Pie playing with her box

>>32575929
>loteria

Que te ganaste?

>>32575941
>Trixie
Sigh.
>AJ
Yawn.
>Assgrinding
Sure, why not.

>>32575840
I heard the we love fine site has some other designs;, haven't seen them myself, though

>>32575955
Ojalá...just a Simpsons quote

>>32575866
> Ragingsemi
> Has kidS
> Has written over 80 erotic dics about cartoon ponies. Which includes underage sex, gay sex, and torture content.
> Never masturbates to fiction himself
> Never read fiction

I'm sorry... Why do people like him again?

>>32575941
>Implying AJ will touch that disgusting gipsy.

>>32575958
I'm gonna keep going with this neutral expression.
It's worked so far.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ussCHoQttyQ
>>32575941
Yeah that was a decent fic. Not one of my favorites though. All my favorites are AnonXPony

>>32575865
>>32575876
Yea, pretty much.

>>32575981
>Simpsons
>Episodio que el perro ese persigue a Bart

Me caes un poco mejor

We Spaniard now.

>>32575913
saved.

also Pony should digi Tama

>>32575897
There a new version out? Fuck I didn't think there was one since Chrome wasn't screaming that I needed to update like it does with all my other plugins, though if my stuff needed an upgrade that would explain why the flash plugin won't stop fucking up.

S1EP05: Pinkie... throws a party.

that's not really awesome tbh.

>>32575843
I use Browser, a tool which allows you to search 4ch­an and see all threads at once:
www.megaupload.com/?d=hbgh09rh
The newest version is always uploaded on /rs/. The password is CRUISECONTROL.

>>32575929

I am going to eat your box Pinkie

>>32576025
>implying the United States hasn't been in bed with Mexico for years

we protect the cartels in exchange for a cut of the profits from the big earners, we practically are Mexico at this point

>>32575992
because he spent a while writing a decent fapfiction a while back, and now he periodically find and replaces different character names into it

>>32575973
Nah, fitting name, unsuited taste. Far too fruit-juice-y.

>>32576041
But she is so random and funny when she does her weird faces and songs.

>>32576044
wat

>>32576044
>If you know what I mean

>>32576046
Terribly sorry but I'm not from mmurrika.

>>32575942

That reminds me; was there a thread that actually went like in this pic? (except parts that were obviously fabricated lol)
>>32575975
S1E05- Pinkie humiliated Gilda without even meaning to... kinda

>>32576043
/b/rowser is shit

>>32576028
it hangs at >checking for updates

so whoever fucking has the link, where the shit is the new version?

>>32576094
Works for me.

>>32576062

If I have a box, and you have a box, then I reach over and slluuuuuuuuuuurp

I eat your box

I eat it up

>>32575913
He's still trying to get that SpikeJack out there then?

S1EP06: Twilight tames Ursa Minor.

>>32576107
Dash you can eat my box any day
my dick is in the box

>>32576103
what's the latest version then?

>>32576093
Several with each pony.

>>32576107
Dude that face its perfect for that.

>>32576115
sad thing, it'll work. Just like how he tricked a few people into liking snails

>>32576124
>she bites your dick off

>>32576137
Worth it

>>32576131
>like warm apple pie

Prince Blueblood is best pony ever.
He is a member of the royal family. Why would you expect him to take your filthy Rarity as a serious thing.
He deserves someone of his same highness.

>>32576127
I don't know. I never had to upgrade really, it still works almost a year latter.

>>32576124
>>32576137

>>32576115
People keep requesting it of him. GlitterGlue doesn't really seem to push anything himself. At least, not any pairings or anything like that. That corruption thing has been around for a while now.
not that I'm complaining.

So Rose is drawing an amazing Gilda (which I unfortunatley can't stay and watch because stupid work time) and goddamn that linework. Those expressions. Time to go nurse my inferiority complex.

>>32576142
But why? She dont even lick it she just rip it.

>>32576152
Well she is a dyke pony.

>>32576135
I don't know, everyone on /co/ would have to go against an episode for it to work.

And once we start doing that, how can we also disprove stupid fanon without being hypocrites?

>>32576159
>horn on head

>>32576157
>Is drawing

Where? her stream isnt up

>>32575980
Yea I checked it out the designs are okay this is the only one I found that I can wear in public without looking to foolish

>>32576157

looks angry

>>32576152
I could coach her into being better
or just use her wings

>>32576115
Bro it's not even over

There's something wrong with this thread...

>>32576171
Check her tumblr. It's a donation stream. Trying for some Christmas dosh I guess.

>>32576182
Actually it is.

>>32576181
I don't think I'll ever get the wing thing.

>>32575975
>how could they know what mine looks like!?

Gee you only WALK AROUND NAKED IN PUBLIC EVERY DAY FOR YOUR ENTIRE LIFE

>>32576182

Actually, it is.

>>32576182
>Ponies
>Marriage
>Interspecies

Hmm. Equestria's pretty liberal, isn't it?

>>32575943

It doesn't matter if you're a huge muscleman.
Wearing MLP shirts will make you look like a fag you deluded slightly muscular neckbeard.

>>32576217
The god queen knows all plebian.

>>32576217
Equestria lives in communism

>>32576209
Wait, what?

Rarity cheated on him or something?

hello , it's me!

>>32576209
>you will never be comforted by Applejack after the pony of your dreams has abandoned you on the altar
>inb4 AJ is the pony of your dreams

>>32576248
She's a gold digger most likely.

>>32576248
I assume she only want him for free gems or shit like that.

>>32576259
This

>>32576194
Part of the whole Xenophillia bag. They're new and unique, soft, pretty, but firm, and agile. She can control them with more precision than anything else, and being allowed to touch them would be a statement of great trust. Thus, I want my penis inside of them.

>>32576248
It's intentionally left ambiguous.

Goddamn you guys have to have an explanation for everything.

>>32576157
>inferiority complex.

She's been doing this for years. Thats nothing to worry about. Just give it time. Now compare the two of us and I have more reason to feel bad. We started at the same time but you have pulled ahead so far.

>>32576122

S1EP07: Fluttershy pony up's and tames a motherfucking dragon.

>>32576259
But... he's a dragon.
They grow gems or something, apparently.

>>32576267
I dont know if wings can bed that way.

Derpy is best tamer

>>32576269
BECAUSE MYSTERY IS WHERE THE DEVIL HIDES, BOY

>>32576267
>Thus, I want my penis inside of them
I laughed.
I kinda like horns myself.
I guess wings just aren't my thing.

>>32576252
>implying Twilight would abandon me
That's not part of the plan at all. If she didn't want to marry me, we'd need a different plan.

>>32576269
The heart is real.

>>32576286
Neither do I, but I'd love to find out.

>>32575943
>irony

What.

What's the irony?

>>32576250

stop drawing for fucks sake!

>>32576279
I have been curious about this for a while. I am not in a place where I can re-watch the episode. Does it actually ever say that the gem grew? I know it 'ripened', which could mean any number of things.


>>32576290 Every time I see that picture I get so happy.

I drew quite a bit last night but I had no net to stream with.
How naughty of me.

>>32576250
Head needs to be bigger.

>>32576296
I like the horns too. It's not gay to want to suck traditionally phallic imagery, is it?

>>32576312
> but I'd love to find out
>break dash wing

>>32576224

p.s. girls like it when you wear something cute but don't overdo it. I'm going to pull it off

>>32576330
I kinda like futa so I'm not the one to tell.

>>32576305

Huh hey there boner

>>32576328
Oo_oO

>>32576343
You just prove my point.

>>32576328
post pone.

>>32576282
comedy gold.

This one's my personal favorite

>>32576279
naw they just eat 'em. in the FiM world, anyway. Legend has it that dragons ate jewels to fuel their fire, but meh

>>32576274
S1E08: Lesbian slumber party :d

>>32576328
Your comment gave me a feel...

>>32576339

Bro, I know they like cute things on men.
MLP shirts are more along the lines of creepy.

>>32576322
He's says that he's "Been aging it for months".

So... it's like cheese? Or Wine?

>>32576338
Obviously we wouldn't push it. The wings fold away very neatly, though, they're incredibly flexible little things. Even if one can't wrap around, two could, but really I'd be happy just massaging them.

>>32576343
that play had really great effects.

>>32576380
"Enjoy the fantasy, the fun, the stories. But make sure that there's a clear sharp line drawn on the floor. To do otherwise is to embrace madness."

>>32576365
I'll post some Pone. Is Rose lurking right now?

>>32576305
>>32576343

>>32576366

you're a lesbian.

but there was nothing worth noticing in this one... :/

S1EP09: umm.... Flutterguy sings?

>>32576408
She is streaming actually.

>>32576408
Rose is always lurking

>>32576395
Nah, the imagery we saw was just a fancy metaphorical representation of the play they actually put on which ended in 3-way lesbian sex. On stage. With children watching.

>>32576322
good to see someone other than me that likes it.

>>32576411

>>32576395
Helps when both Rarity, who could pull of a proffesional class light show for a fashion display, and Twilight, the most powerful unicorn in existance and on stage.

shit that other newfag artist from last thread has already passed me in skill. i need to stop fucking around and practice more.

>>32576423
Don't you mean participating?

>>32576427
Oh god that pic is fucking old...

>>32576366
> LESBIAN SLUMBER PARTY
Speaking of taboos ...

http://www.reddit.com/r/IAmA/comments/nmmjr/iama_man_who_had_a_sexual_relationship_with_his/

> mfw I just don't care if it's past 300 posts or not any more, MLPG does that to a person.

>>32576427
Whoops, thought that said "marker"

>>32576273
Sorry. I'm being inconsiderate. I just feel under the gun for some reason. Maybe it's because so many of the awesome artists I admire are my age or younger and I'm trying to play catchup.

Anyway work time.

>>32575916
Fluttershy is vanilla. Twilight Sparkle is grape. Don't care what the other thread says.

>>32576408

She's drawing gilda atm

>>32576440
>gang bang
It's good to be the Princess.

>>32576406
I already did, is this bad?

>>32576419
>>32576452
Link please, if you don't mind.

>>32576449
purple pony is best pony

>>32576438
Nah, just keep thinking of excuses not to, there will always be a few more.
Fuck I should be drawing

>>32575778
She has royal blood, she's descended from Princess Platinum.

>>32576282
> hairspray seems to bend this way and that
I know it's a setup for >the joke, but Equestria must have some really shitty aerosol cans.

I am the man who arranges the pones

>>32576474
If she is, it's not in the stream monitor...

>that feel when disappointing that smile

>>32576370
Its a tightrope I'll give you that but I got the confidence to pull it off

>>32576491
>fanon

>>32576492
No, it's just a metaphor for hairspray.

>>32576461
You didn't think Celestia's coat was naturally white, did you?
She does wash her hair, though - by the end of Hearth's Warming, it's matted, dripping, and trailing along the floor

>>32576499
nigga

>>32576416
But... that would mean there would be some kind of fermenting fungus or bacteria, and rarity mentioned that there were no imperfections... O.o
>>32576373
I'm a guy inb4 NO WAAAAIIII
in Bridle Gossip, Apple Bloom ventured into the heart of the unknown that is the Everfree
>>32576380
Indeed
>pic
...despite the extension, it's animated. dunno how that works lol

>>32576506
You WILL look like a faggot, no matter how confident you look.

>>32576448
It's not inconsiderate, Just a lack of perspective. I don't feel that bad about being behind you in skill.

>>32576498
Shit, why did that make me laugh?

>>32576533
>that scene
The only time I actually got a boner from the show. Fucking ponies.

>>32576523
Dude, it's a cute drawing. I'd have said the same thing if he'd posted a picture of Fluttershy.

>>32576498
that keep falling from up above

>>32576474
http://inkydonkey.tumblr.com/

The link is there.

>>32576499
She is doing a christmas donation poll, people pay her dosh, she draws pone.

>>32576565
IT'S RAINING PONES GUYS!

>>32576506

lol, I just KNOW you are going to look like a faggot despite how much you try to justify wearing an MLP shirt.

Nonetheless I wish you luck and hope people don't give you too much shit.

>>32576581
Oh shit gotta go find Rarity and Sweetie

>>32576578
>Everyone is giving people money and gifts
I love Christmas time

>>32576498
I fucking love that song.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hWTFG3J1CP8

>>32576565
Good job

>>32576567
Thanks!

>>32576554
Is it weird I only got aroused at the part wherein she throws her chest forward, with bedroom eyes? There aren't breasts. I wasn't thinking of breasts. Something 'bout dem eyes.

>>32576590
Dibs on AJ and Fluttershy

>>32576594
>Not posting ponified version

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XJHZ4E9tRHM

>>32576444
> Incest IAMA
Well, 2011 is an interesting year for open forums and discussion, now isn't it?

>>32576449
Fluttershy being vanilla: I agree, specifically >>32575665 vanilla.
Twilight looks grape, but that taste might be too strong to fit her. A lighter grape taste would fit best, but other than the grape nerds suggested last thread I can't think of anything else.

Lyra is pretty obviously mint, and Bonbon that rich chocolate that comes from europe.

What does Braeburn taste like?
Maybe sun-dried oats with a hint of trail dust?

>>32576613
No fuck you I alreeady pick Applejack I just need Applebloom now.

Now I can post this.

>>32576629
I didn't know that there's one.
Thanks man.

>>32576587
>mfw shutin nerd pony "fans" try to make a REAL pony fan feel as ashamed and weak as they are

>>32576598
>Dash walking towards you, her body held low to the ground and her eyes half-closed as her wings slowly flutter open, her intentions clear
>when she gets close enough, she pounces, a flick of her wings sending her barreling straight into you, knocking the both of you to the ground where she pins you down and whispers "Gotcha" into your ear

...nope, not weird at all.

>>32576633
This is relevant to my internets...

>>32576632
Fuck you Anon, I'll find AB just to spite you

>>32576630
Isn´t incest a crime in the states?

>>32576633
Oh no! She claim another victim.

>>32576633
Oh god yes

>>32576653
>Gilda's Fury
Time to get a filter

>>32576633
This pleases me

You know what they should do? Give them the ability to turn into something else. Like if they could transform into a person or something. That would be cool.

>>32576633
Another one dead
WHEN WILL THIS STOP?

>>32576632
>>32576613

Hey fuck you guys, AJ's mine.

>>32576670
wut

>>32576554
Not even this?

>>32576655
I may have gotten a boner, but it doesn't mean I wouldn't rather be dominated by AJ.

>>32576653

That was shitty.

1/10 because I replied.

>>32576633
DID I HEAR OC SHIPPING?
CAUSE I'M SURE I JUST HEARD OC SHIPPING

>>32576660
Too fucking late I found her under a car!

>>32576677
Dub dubs confirms?

>>32576687
>dat lip bite
That just wasn't even fair.

>>32576670
Does anyone have an OC with an element of Harmony that turns into a sword to fight evil with?
That sounds like something that probably exists.

>>32576708
I'll just have to steal 'em away!

>>32576664
> is it a crime?
State by state, consanguineous marriages are in cases where you're more than first or second cousins and reproduction is possible.

No idea about sexual relations since Lawrence v Texas.

... PONIES!

Merry christmas /co/!

>>32576689
I'd rather have slow, passionate, vanilla sex with AJ, but for speed and domination? Dash, any day. She's just too good at it.

>>32576367
>Jessy ever not giving you a feel

i was just about to made a horrible post about rose donkey OC shipping with rose sleepyhead futa pony OC but i am trying to work on being less creepy so i will not post. goddamn this is hard.

>>32576655
> a very forward Dash
Come to think of it, is there any other kind?

>>32576721
Good luck, im behind seven ponies.

>>32576748
Well, you know...a special feel now...

>>32576727
>and reproduction is possible.
So you could marry your sister if you couldn't reproduce?
Shit's weird yo

>>32576763
Well some people say she is a bitch in the bedroom because she is loyalty and I dont even know what that means.

>>32576735
Yeah.
It's rather hard trying to express my preference for other ponies.
I mean I could say "I wouldn't fuck Dash" but I'd be lying.
I really prefer AJ or FS though.

>>32576758
gee yeah I'm glad you didn't post it and/or mention it. otherwise that would have sounded really creepy

>>32576763
Well, there's the especially adorable idea that really all she wants is somebody she can let her guard down around and trust enough to not have to be on the defensive all the time

>>32576792
SHUT UP KLONDIKE
YOU SHOULD BE WORKING NOW

>>32576764
Gotta get my trebuchet.

>>32576794
>Flutterdash

>>32576734
I hope you kept the receipt

>>32576748
I'm full of feels.

>>32576787
I don't think anybody could say "I wouldn't fuck Dash" and not be lying.

>that feel when you still can't write Dash worth a damn

>>32576803
I'm on break. Play Soul Cal 4 son
the only good fighting game of this era

>>32576805
>Implying that is going to work

Dude I have a legion of unicorns.

>>32576655
I like dominating Dash

>>32576805
A simple buck of Applejack will destroy it

>>32576787
>Making sweet, passionate love with AJ
>Hearing her country twang and looking at dem freckles
>Soft long blonde hair
>Nicely toned body from all the work she does

I can't contain it!

>>32576823
I can say that!

>>32576818
I was thinking more AJ, or Twilight, or me. Fluttershy would need too much protecting.

>>32576822
Good heavens, stop making my heart move like a maraca.

>>32576853
>Appledash

>>32576830
I'll be back with my own!
Or fuck it, I'll just find Fluttershy before DD rapes her

>>32576777
No, no, "more than" means "if you're closer than," and the reproduction thing was intended to keep fears of children of such partnerships being born with serious malformations.

I'm really ambivalent about it, but there's some research that indicates most families have enough genetic diversity even first cousins only produce children with deformities / genetic conditions at a slightly higher rate than the rest of the population. Only families that have intermarried time and time again have a significantly higher rate.

Time for babby ponies!

>>32576830
Can I join you?
I'll bring Sweetie in exchange

>>32576655
duble dubs?
>>32576707
>pic
better ship.

>>32576864
Nah.

dem sleepy pones

>>32576884
No, kill yourself.

>>32576871
Well have fun with your Fluttershy man, get a Dash too I hear they are freends.

>>32576851
u queer or something boy

>>32576849
>watching her untied hair flow back in the breeze as the droplets of sweat from the day's work roll down her form, following her curves all the way down her powerful, toned legs to the ground beneath
>Watching her walk over and pull you down onto the ground, nibbling a little on your ear and whispering "sugarcube"

>>32576892
What happened with her horn?

>>32576892
Ow.

>>32576853
I actually like all of the main 6 ships.

>>32576892
Oh goodness! Do you have one for Cheerilee or Ms Cake?

>>32576924
>RarityxPinkie
Does this ship even have a name?
RariPie?

>>32576916

It's jessy shapeshifting

>>32576910
HNNNGGGG

God damn do I love them country girls.

>>32576905
I suppose I'll have to, for her sake.
I mean I kinda can't stand that pony.
Maybe Twilight's there somewhere too..

>>32576886
How do I know you dont want to steal my AJ and AB?

>>32576907
I dont think she is hot, AJ, Fluttershy or Rarity on the other hand.

>>32576916
...and Fluttershys wings?

Late night drawing tiredness maybe

>>32576924
>liking PinkieDash
>2011
Why, man? Why?

>>32576897

>Not liking baby ponies

What are you, some kind of fag?

>>32576916
It was never there to begin with!
>>32576928
Well my Pone's name is Palette swap, so I'm gunna do this with every pone's color scheme. Not gunna post them all, though.

>>32576924
EVEN ROVARITY?!

>>32576910
...I'll just read that TWA fic again and be on my bunk.

>>32576820
I can exchange for a fluttershy if you want!

>>32576961
>Liking appleshy
>2011

You are a crazy sociopath anyway.

>>32576963
Nobody likes babby pones

>>32576953
No man i have no interest in earthies
I just want to have Rarity, Sweetie and Twilight in the same place

>>32576953
>not finding athletic, toned, tomboyish women hot
I... I guess opinions?

>>32576979
...please do

>>32576961
What can i say, I'm easy to please.

>>32576975
People have been talking about this for a few threads now, but I apparently missed the days when it actually got posted around.
Someone care to throw me a link?

>>32576975
Wait, shit, I forgot where that fic was. Anyone got a link?

>>32576979
Bring me a Rarity and we have a deal

>>32576787
>gently tickling Fluttershy's sensitive genital area while she says she's scared but she's trembling with excitement and letting out tiny squeals of pleasure

>>32576826
damn I wish we could play together

>>32576991
So you have Rarity too? Ok you can join me but I dont have Twi.

>>32576975
I wish I didn't like human x pony so much
it gives me feels

>>32576971
I meant between the six of them.

>>32576985

So... that means I get all of them, right?

Awesomesauce.

>>32577020
pft. I suck.

>>32576997
It's on heroku under TAW
http://clopfic.heroku.com/fics/604
Also I've been saying TWA the whole time.
>>32576992
I find her very fuckable, I just don't want to.

>>32576910
> this whole trail of linkbacks
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uWu4aynBK7E&ob=av3e

>>32577022
DAMMIT
I NEED TO FIND HER
Well then you have nothing to offer me
I'll be on my way

>>32577017
>that feel when she interrupts her pants and moans for an "um" and a squeak, before giving in completely and starting to thrust into your hand

I like all the following ships:

Rarijack
Appledash
Flutterdash
Twisdash
Twirity

>not desiring sex with pretty purple pony

>>32577028
I'l nip AJ and FS off of your hands.

>>32576910
hnnng.
Why, cock? Why?

>You must do one for each pone. Now.

>>32577039
I know, right? She's a cartoon pony. Cartoon ponies shouldn't that fucking attractive.

>>32577028
Hell no
Rarity Twilight and Pinkie are already mine

>>32577052
Sounds painful, she thrusting through your bone and flesh on your hand.

>>32577039
Oh thank you dear anon, you are awesome.

>>32577051
I never offer nothing to you anon, good luck dealing with the pony thieves.

>>32576882
I hated that I was attracted to my cousin but then I realized her mother and my mother had different fathers, so we're barely related

>>32577017
Yes.
Yes.
YES!

>>32577061

>mfw making a song that doesn't follow a clear beat but still soulds good
Shit is harder than it sounds yo.
Someone post some Pinkie to cheer me up please

>>32577008

>>32577086
You're welcome. I'm just trying to collect all the AnonXPony I can find.
Should probably write a list or something.
>>32577074
...Which is funny because I'd fuck every other pony in the main cast.

>>32576996
>>32576982
Fair enough!

>>32577124
Draw AJ but she is on a apple basket.

>>32577124
AHA SHE'S MINE
How much for a Rarity?

>>32576969
I didn't know that about your pone

>>32577152
All your other ponies

>>32577125
There used to be a waifu fic pastebin floating around. I think it has probably died though. I remember it had dozens of >feelings type stories, most/all in second person.

My fave ship is apple-derp/derpy-jack.

Did you masturbated to poni today?

>>32577118

>>32577152
I meant Twilight

>>32577039
Now if only I could work on the farm, I wouldn't care if I couldn't do anything with AJ. Just spending the time working with a farm girl would be a mini heaven.

>>32577170
Worst ship ever.

>>32577174
I was going to but my co-worker came to the office and couldn't finish..

>>32577145
> pink flaming heart
There's going to be another "secret homosexual references" chart given this new icon?

>>32577118
>Implying Pinkie is not a necromancer

>>32577195
Nah man it's a metaphor

>>32577166
Oh yeah, TerribleWaifuWriterFag or something had a humanized waifupastebin.
I also have some on my computer on a text file. Mostly humanized though.

>>32577160
Everyone assumed her name was just Jessy or something. I don't blame them though. I never post any info about my pone.

>>32576884
But they are so tiny. There are no chance my penis will fit.

>>32577195
How a heart is gay?

>>32577195
Its actually a manifestation of Slaanesh.

>>32577211
GOD DAMN IT
ARE YOU PEOPLE STILL ARGUING ABOUT THAT?

>>32577219

Then can wrap themselves around your penis, hugging it

you know, I realise this is like super slowpoke, bu i JUST realised that most of the rainbow-coloured things we see i nthe show are missing a colour- they have SIX colours, and not seven. I realsie this might have soemthign to do with the SIX Elements of harmony and all, but still, it's kinda diconcertign that their missing a ENTIRE SPECTRUM OF LIGHT.

>>32577231
I was just kidding man

I say it was real

>>32577039
> you-fic
Stopped reading there.

>>32577212
That might be what I am thinking of, although I would have sworn it was pony stuff, not really humanized.

Was it on the linkboard?

>>32577231
Its just people laughing of the retards who think its a metaphor.

>>32577231
It was a joke. Nobody's arguing. Calm down, have a pone.

>>32577219
Foals/Babies are where I draw the line.

>>32577219

Why you put penis inside babby pony?

>>32577242
You have no idea how light works.

>>32577225
there were only girl pones in the room. who their hearts were going "doki-doki" for? one another of course.

>>32577166
http://pastebin.com/Chvt38X2

Here nigga.

>>32577246
You fucking ponies is hot some times but I cant read waifufaggotry.

>>32577265
Because its AAAAAAAAAAALLLRIGHT

>>32577274
But thats not gay that is lesbic and lesbians are cool.

>>32577187
Fuck him. Finnish right now like a boss.

>>32577146

>>32577246
Yeah, it's not for everyone.
>>32577250
Don't really know.
>>32577278
Ah yes those. I really liked the Fluttershy ones.

>>32577292
>finland

>>32576667 LOL UR FILTERED BECAUSE I DISAGREE WITH YOU XD
This isn't Yahoo! Chat, nobody cares about your ignore list. Keep on spergin'.

>>32577216
when did you say that stuff before? There's no bio anywhere?

>>32577302
I fucking knew you would say that.

>>32577067
The others wouldn't be the same at all, though. Like Twilight, she doesn't do much with her hooves at all. When she gets that look in her eye, you're likely to feel a strong grip around your neck and a hard force downwards, bringing you to your knees so she can kiss you. If only it was left there, though - she uses her horn for everything else, too. Ever tried sucking a unicorn's horn while they're trying to do the same to yours? You will.

>>32577292

>>32577257

I want a pet Pinkie Pie.

>>32577297
HAT IS NOT BIG ENOUGH BUT THANK YOU

>>32577231
>metaphor is on the same level as >rape as far as exploitability and being an identifying factor of MLPG.

>>32577297
Draw sweetie sticking her head to the ground like ostrich.

>>32577325
>treating the pony as a pet
>not like an equal
YOU DO NOT DESERVE A PONY
I'M TAKING YOUR PINKIE AWAY

>>32577325
WHY!?
Why did, of all things, this affect me?

>>32577286
braeburn and big mac were also in the room
in the back
they're have homosex

Really? Really?? Trojan Infested?

What fucking bullshit

>>32577325
Futashy ruined ponies with pet intelligence for me.

>>32577344
That "evil witch coach" character on Glee does it with her Downs Syndrome sidekick and no one bats an eye.

... And people wonder why I watch ponies instead of sitcoms.

>>32577353
NO YOU LYING!

>>32577359

By the way does anyone have a non shitty /b/ pony steam group I can join? This one is cancer

>>32577265
I would put my penis into every poni. Every. Single. One.

>>32577344
>implying Pinkie wouldn't love it if you rolled her over and started scratching her belly, or if you took her out for a walk and let her smell all the wonderful smells, or when you took the collar off and put it on yourself