derpy is a very ugly pony

>MLPG.jpg

dumb hick

>implying a fetish house is awful and not fucking awesome

>>32541398
Fuck you sideways with a rake.
>>32541401
You too.

Finished, finally.


Anyone want to join and request shit?


http://www.livestream.com/shoutingisfun

>implying rape

>>32541401
Cute farmer

sup
how about those ponies then

>>32541413
> AJ and bitch

Don't you mean,

> AJ is a bitch

COME ON EVERYPONI SMILE SMILE SMILE!

>>32541413
Fucck man I was just about to go eat food that I need to survive.

Hi

Smile!

how does this make you feel, /co/

and then yogscast did a video of it

several, in fact

>>32541423
Gotta go fast

Where am I

>>32541423
You can't make me!

>know I could be a better drawfag if I weren't so negative all the time
>cannot into fun

>>32541418
... you'll attract the bronies.

Are there any more gifs of ponies kicking their front legs?

>>32541433
Some day Fluffy, some day...

>>32541429
why

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KrNYVcnUVL0

Drawfags, draw the coolest pony you can while this music plays in the background.

Anybody got that gif of Twilight running to a tree in WWU?

>>32541442
> I just got raped

>>32541428
DO NOT EVER POST THAT PIC AGAIN!

>>32541444
Didn't you know? Bronies must ruin everything. It's coded into their genes.

>>32541447
Give it a fucking rest, man

>>32541453

>>32541455
>Ruin
>Minecraft

it did that to itself

>>32541472
Can't tell if cute or disgusting

>>32541442
Oh yes there is

>>32541472
>5000x5000

That was unnecessary.

>>32541447

>>32541472
YES, I LOVE IT WHEN THAT PIC IS POSTED

>>32541455
Just look at what we did to /co!

I like when ponis are like horses...but I don't like horses

>>32541488
>we

That means you are a brony. Get out.

>>32541483
10/10

>>32541479
THE HELL IS WRONG WITH HER HOOF!

>>32541450
Oh hi Mark.

>>32541495
Farting is gross dude.

>>32541495
It get's kind of sweaty back there sometimes, you gotta cool it off by flicking your tail.

>>32541504
My ears are burning.

>>32541511
> When horses buck they let off a little gas from their rectum.

Fits Applejack, the farting horse.

>>32541507
It's called perspective.

>>32541479
THIS IS A GOOD DAY

>>32541511
Oh come on! Everybody likes farts

Come on Everyone. Fight Fight Fight

>>32541524
I like it when Applejack blows hot air on me with her anus.

someone wanted this coloured last thread

so here you go

Fart thread?

>>32541531
needs goggle eyes

>>32541524
Especially their own.

>>32541531

They look like heroin addicts.

>>32541531
Me, thanks coloranon, you're doing a great job!

these dont suck THAT much, do they?

or have I got a long old way to go yet

>>32541540
It depends, how long do they actually take you?

>>32541545
like, a couple minutes

>>32541546
Then no, they aren't that bad.

>>32541540
DRAW RAINBOW DASH FOR ME TO MORE CLOSELY DETERMINE

Rarity is the stinkiest pony.

>>32541512
I don't mind if she's a little sweaty
I kinda like it that way

Can somebody post that creepy fluttershy and rainbow dash image, where they look kinda realistic?

I need to be horrified

>>32541551
DAMMIT SHOUTANON WHEN WILL YOU REALIZE THAT RAINBOW DASH SUCK

>>32541551
fine, ill draw worst pone

>>32541551
God, loudanon, if you love Rainbow Dash so much, why don;t you just marry her?

MLP Gif thread?
MLP Gif thread.

>>32541560
but blue pone is bluest pone

>>32541560
I bet she's good at it too. Lots of tounge

and now for no reason
here's Twilight Sparkle as a goblin

>>32541540
>>32541546
Keep drawing, they're not bad.

>>32541576
...

whyboner

>>32541560
NEVER
>>32541567
YOU'RE COOL
>>32541569
I WOULD IF I COULD

>ponies in latex

>>32541576
draw Rainbow Dash like that.

GUYS

GUYS

WHAT IF ONE OF THE CAKES' KIDS IS SCOOTALOO

so is ponyarchive competely down now?

guys... where i get my fix now?...

>>32541495
You know... When ponies flick their tail, they usually give glimpses of their vagina.

Applejack has 0 sophistication.

>>32541582
Shut up.
You know why.

>>32541588
What if Rainbow Dash also secretly had kids?

>>32541588
>both earth ponies
>scoot is pegasus
Well I guess they could always adopt

>>32541582
>whyboner
You're on your own with that one

>>32541590
derpyhooves.com

>>32541559
You mean this one?

>>32541559
This one?

>>32541599

Glitter Glue, what if Dive Quest was ponies

>>32541602
>filename

>>32541592
>implying the whole play wasn't a metaphor for how three-way sex saved the world and founded Equestria anyway
>except the play we didn't see wasn't metaphorical
and the CMC were watching

>>32541599
Why would you censor that?

>meanwhile, at ponyarchive

>>32541602
Thank you I'm in tears.

>>32541610
>Glitter Glue, what if Dive Quest was ponies
then I guess this would happen

Anyone got a full shot of final frozen Discord?

>>32541619
>Hasbro's face when

>>32541625
Skittles are a helluva drug

>>32541595
You mean this one?

>>32541625
Try episode 1.

There's a full body pan-up iirc.

>>32541628
>we both know you fuckin mad

>>32541623

no no no, that is when ponies are dive quest

what if dive quest was ponies???

>>32541583
sorry the body is a bit ambiguous, i ent used to that pose. I should practice.

any requests?

>>32541642

>>32541625
gentlemenenenenenenenen

>>32541642
>women laughing alone with salad

>>32541647
YOU WILL GO FAR KID
THANSK

>>32541644
I guess you'll have to wait for the upcoming Pony chapter to find out

>>32541635
Nope. Just checked.

>>32541656

>>32541650
Requesting picture of laughing pone eating salad.

>>32541666

dash is best pone

>>32541672

>>32541672
>>32541674

>>32541672
I already did that. guess I could do it again again

>>32541676
You are a gentleman and a scholar.

>>32541678
I CAME

>>32541675
YEAH

>>32541642
>>32541650
>>32541656
>>32541666
>>32541674
Looks like it's time to oil up!

>Weaver back to drawing gobbins

Oh boy, I can't wait for the goblin reverse-rape dungeon, starring goblinified main six.

Why are they laughing?

>>32541685
That was such a great thrad

>>32541685

>>32541592

Eh, ponies probably see each other's vaginas all the time, so it's no big deal, no more of a bother than seeing someone's nose or hands. You know what would be harder to see, though? The tits. Hanging in there between the back legs, and with the proportions ponies have they'd likely never be at a vantage to see them. So, pony mammaries are probably what gets the stallions all hot and bothered. Pony dudes looking downward when a lady pony is sitting down is probably the equivalent of male gaze in equestria.

And, following from that, we realize that Celestia is so tall that everyone can see her boobs all the time.

>>32541659
There's one of him as stone before being released...

Or did you want one after being petrified for good?

>>32541680
Yes, do it!

>>32541692

EWWWW

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qVCFV7jT9ho <

>>32541692
What is this heresy?

>>32541700
>>32541709

>>32541701
Why does this have a million views?

>>32541700
>>32541709
It's like I'm really in Equestria

This is your singing telegram I hope it finds you well

>>32541694
do you think that Celestia is tall enough that ponies can just walk up and start suckling on them if she's okay with that

like, just standing there doing her duties with two normal ponies standing just behind her drinking their fill

>>32541658

linkisexcited.jpg

>>32541719
YES
I LOVE YOU SONGANON

>>32541694
>Anon goes to equestria
>can see the ponies' genitals all the time
But this is in every clopfic in existence right?

you're invited to a party 'cause we think you're really swell

>>32541711
Wait, there are more of these? Like, male version or something?

>>32541709
don't fight the future

>>32541719
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4UMHduT30s0&feature=related

>>32541696
incoming

>>32541701
Why is the song sped up?

Gummy's turning one year old so help us celebrate

>>32541733

the cake will be delicious the festivities first-rate

>>32541688
>Implying he isn't going to turn it into 'Seige the Dwarves', which is sort of like Catch the Pidgeon except with five times the lava and killer elephants

>>32541726
I haven't seen it a great deal, actually. Surprising, I guess.

there will be games and dancing, bob for apples, cut a rug

>>32541709
This old gives not a fuck about your butthurt.

>mfw no Luna episode ever again... actually, make that no Luna anything ever again aside from offhand mentions and half-second cameos
>mfw Vinyl Scratch's eyes are as far from red as you could get, she can see fine, and is remarkably responsible
>mfw Derpy is actually fairly intelligent, just stricken with bad vision and whatever it is Pinkie has
>mfw "Doctor Whooves" acts nothing like everyone's favorite Time Lord and is instead a modest clock maker with a different name

and when the party's over we'll gather 'round for a group hug

>>32541768
Or better yet They'll never elaborate on the bg characters

>>32541768
No sir i do not like it.

>>32541763
I know that after spending a while here I'd be bothered for some time if I got transported there now.

>>32541768
>"Doctor Whooves" acts nothing like everyone's favorite Time Lord and is instead a modest clock maker with a different name
>Vinyl Scratch's eyes are as far from red as you could get, she can see fine, and is remarkably responsible
>Derpy is actually fairly intelligent, just stricken with bad vision and whatever it is Pinkie has

YES THIS PLEASES ME

>>32541768
Sounds pretty cool to me.

Cept you know.
No luna. Seems like she's an important plot element.

no need to bring a gift being there will be enough

>>32541768
I like everything but the first bit.

>>32541688
Oh man I've drawn countless goblins between then and now
mostly they're a DiveQuest thing now

actually I think I'd all but forgotten about that until you mentioned it just now

birthdays mean having fun with friends not getting lots of stuff

>>32541784

I'm in

If a pony swallowed too much horse semen, what would she say?

>>32541795
"I seem to have swallowed too much horse semen."

it won't be the same without you so we hope that you say yes

>>32541740

>>32541768
>Derpy
>Doctor Whooves (I don't hate Dr. Who, but fanon crossovers are dum)
Good.

>Luna
>Vinyl Scratch (eyes only, the rest of the fanon can fuck itself with a rake)
Bad.

>>32541781
>>32541768
>>32541779
Actually You know what?
I'll elaborate on derpy:

Derpy is intelligent.
But she has vertigo. Which is incredibly ironic for a flying pony! Can you imagine getting dizzy at heights... as a pegasus?

Maybe it's because I have an extreme case of vertigo myself...

>>32541795
Why would a pony be consuming horse semen?

so, please, oh please R.S.V.P and come, and be our guest

>>32541801
YES.
THIS PLEASES ME GREATLY.

>>32541801
oh christ, this looks terrible.

shit, any more stuff you want me to draw?

>>32541801
I lol'd
Nicely done

>>32541810
FOR FRIENDSHIP!

>>32541778
>that feel when you get transported to Equestria and everywhere you look are glimpses of what you desire, and none of the ponies understand it makes you uncomfortable

>>32541820
MORE OF THOSE PLEASE

>>32541723
That sound incredibly inappropriate for a mare of her station.

>>32541768
You know, someone made a >fanfiction of "Doctor Whooves" being just that. His name was Sepia Tock and he's actually very annoyed at the populace of Ponyville calling him The Doctor and making up fictional Timelord adventures starring him-as-David-Tennant-as-the-Doctor-if-he-were-a-pony. Needless to say, hilarity, ensues.

Also, I'd like to see one episode that's specifically designed to shoot down as much fanon as possible.

>>32541613

>Not noticing that the play confirms that the royal family never existed until after the countries founding, and the fact that Celestia and Luna were artificially conceived for the the sake of taking the sun and moon moving job so the unicorns didn't have to.
>Not noticing that she was able to use the elements of harmony WITH NO FREINDS or the fact she mentioned that discord ruled equestria long before her, confirming
that he was actually the native ruler of the land long beforre the 3tribes arrived meaning that the play is a fucking coverup of the bloody massacre that befell discord and his subjects

Discord was fucking Sheogorath man.

Fucking greymarch pony scum.

>>32541834
really?

k

>>32541719
>>32541731
>>32541743
>>32541753
>>32541764
>>32541770
>>32541784
>>32541791
>>32541799
>>32541811
>>32541822
>>32541831
YOU KNOW HOW TO MAKE MY DAY

What did the doctor say, Applejack?

>>32541842
>Also, I'd like to see one episode that's specifically designed to shoot down as much fanon as possible.
All of my money.

>>32541842
> Sepia Tock
That sucks
What happened to Clockwork?

>>32541852
ur a faget, epleblom

>>32541836
but what if it tastes really really good (like REALLY good) and the promise of more of it is how she keeps the upper classes in line?

>>32541829
>that feel
>that feel when I see their teats and my pants explode

>>32541842

Lyra and Bon Bon are actually sisters, and they go to lengths to make sure Lyra is called "Heartstrings."

>>32541891
and every time bonbon speaks she has a different voice

>>32541891
Shut up

>>32541873
>that feel when you just want to stroke their wings, but none of them will let you because they're too busy teasing you by flying just above head level

>posting salad to eat up the image limit

well thats new

alos more colours

wheres the porn

fanon time?

>>32541844

I love fanon

>>32541891

Scootaloo actually has a loving set of both parents who work with the weather patrol.

>>32541401
I'm going to insert a knife in your vital organ

>>32541910
>that feel when I don't really care for wings
>but I would preen Fluttershy if she wanted it

>>32541919
That's a beautiful job!

>>32541925
Here it is.

Guys, what's the difference between fanon and headcanon?

>>32541955
>be born in a world where everyone is brightly colored
>end up being brown or grey
shit must suck

>>32541932
so this sucks, maybe Im getting tired.

anyone got any last ones before I say fuck it and play dawn of war?

>>32541962
fanon is throughout the fandom, headcanon is personally

>>32541962
fanon is also canon

>>32541962
THIS

>>32541962
fanon has support from the fandom, headcanon doesn't.

>>32541961
>heartarse
>best pony
get a load of this faggot

>>32541974
>>32541979
Thanks.

>>32541962
Fanon is shared headcanon.

>>32541961
>HEARTARSE
I ENJOYED THAT

>>32541974
Draw Indrick Boreale as a pony.

>Bonbon is an earth pony, and Lyra is a Unicorn,

that means they're a interracial lesbian couple.

>>32541962

headcanon is like fanon, but no one must ever know about it.

How hard can a pony pone?

>>32541993
who?

Can someone draw a pony prostitute?

I mean, I've yet to wonder what that would actually look like.

That and canterlot probably has it's own Whitechapel, if you know what I mean.

>>32541981
yah mang i liek cherrybuttocks myself

>>32541962

Fanon is shit people make up (Lyra and Bonbon are lesbians, Scootaloo is an orphan, Molestia, etc) based on "subtle clues" in the series.

Headcanon is fanon considered to be true because there's no evidence to the contrary (Celestia is a fucking troll, Vinyl's eyes are red, etc.)

>>32542001
http://1d4chan.org/wiki/Indrick_Boreale

>>32542005
Geez, just watch Over a Barrel

>>32541993

>>32542001
http://wh40k.lexicanum.com/wiki/Indrick_Boreale#.TvH4i1aa98M

>>32542005
What would a prostitute cutie mark look like?
A condom?

>>32541962
Fanon is something accepted by most fans, or at least a large group of them. Like Lyra and Bonbon being a couple, or Spike seeing Twilight as a mother figure.

Headcanon is something you personally believe, that most others do not. Like Vinyl Scratch being Pinkie's personal DJ, who plays the background music just offscreen whenever she sings. Or Doctor Whooves being the town's weirdo clockmaker who genuinely believes he's a time traveler.

>>32542020
>MSpicFluttershyCumdumpster.jpg

>>32542005
I think Tex did.

>>32542022
>That picture
Where can I get one?

>>32542029
I need this for science.

>>32542044
It's a funny pic, nothing NSFW

>>32542039
You can't, it's a 3D model.

>fanon destruction episode

Turns out Octavia and Vinyl aren't related, have never met or heard of each other, and actually hate the other's particular style of music.

>>32542020
They would probably have a regular cutie mark for thier talent, but the prostitution makes it look like something phallic or perverse

>>32542005
>Can someone draw a pony prostitute?
>I mean, I've yet to wonder what that would actually look like.

>>32541962
Fanon is shit that's generally accepted, but never confirmed by the show, like Lyra and Bonbon being close friends or lovers. About 90% of fan fiction conforms to about 90% of fanon. Fanon can become canon, like with Derpy Hooves' derped eyes.

Headcanon is shit you invent yourself to improve your understanding of the show's world by filling gaps in the canon. If you are a somewhat sane individual, your headcanon will make sense but really you're free to think anything.

>>32542001
sorry, im drawing heartarse now

>>32541956
>that feel when you'll never bury your face in her wings while she blushes and wonders if this is normal where you come from

>>32542059
Are Zebras Ponies? I assumed he wasn't counting them at least.

>>32541926
>>32541933

Contrary to popular belief there are elections in Equestria every 10 years.

Princess Celestia is the only name on the ballot papers, however.

>>32542076
when there's only one candidate
there's only one choice

a doodle to whoever knows the reference

>>32542056

Pinkie doesn't have fucking schizophrenia, bipolar disorder, or MPD, nor is she a serial killer waiting to snap.

>>32542086
Monkey Island!

>>32542059
If ponies are marshmallows,

are zebras licorice? Maybe nougat.

>>32542092
congratulations you got the reference

however as you are anon and did not make a doodle request in your post now there is no way to be sure

>>32542091
>Pinkie doesn't have fucking schizophrenia, bipolar disorder, or MPD,
partyofone.avi

>>32542091
Well in POO she showed schizophrenia, at least as I understand it, and depression but nothing like that cupcakes bullshit.

>>32542103
I am definitely that guy. Draw laughing pone eating salad.

>>32542103
big macxsnails

>>32542103
Well, I earned a doodle. Draw something weird.

>>32542066
>that feel when she can never know Pegasuses don't exist on earth
I'll go hug a pillow now

>>32542102
chocolate, duh

>>32542114
>POO
>not Po1
Tee hee.

>>32542116

>>32542121
Draw salad eating pony.

Can someone draw pony Jack the Ripper?

Allegedly as James Maybrick if you would, seeing as how The only thing preventing the diary of jack the Ripper being authentic is the fact that the technology to confirm the authenticityof the diary has not been made, even though it mentions shit that only the killer would have known.

i have officially lost my fucking rag with this tablet now.

should I do more later?

>Is Pinkie Pie single, and is she actually employed?

>>32542155
Yes yes.

>>32542146
fuck, dude.

and that face looks terrible.

seriously, who designs these fucking things? theres nowhere to rest your hand, it never makes a smooth line.

fuck dude.

>>32542146
Sure, it doesn't look that bad.

>>32542155
I believe the Fannon says that the Cakes see her as a daughter but in practice she is their apprentice.

>>32542155
Didn't Faust or someone say she's paid in food and board by helping out from time to time with the business? If she's not paid in bits though, I don't see how she could be considered employed.

Hey /co/, I've been trying to write a fanfic and I'd like to get some critiquing. I know I absolutely suck at writing, but if I could get some tips and help on how to write better, it'd be much appreciated. Tell me what you think.

https://docs.google.com/document/d/1DOQw002GS30Hnj-SCLmLeN7Ip3dvQWMhROkuwf2qPNQ/edit?hl=en_US

>Fluttershy isn't a horndog (hornpony?), and actually finds the concept of dating frightening
>this isn't because she was raped or abused, either

>>32542146
Wow, you took the picture I'd made to troll you guys and have made a doodle of the horse.... Wow. I'm touched. It feels bad.

>>32542189
>there is fanart of trollart for MLPG

>>32542178
WHAT'S A STARSHOT?

>>32542155
Aren't they related to her the same way the Oranges from Manehattan are related to the Apple Clan?

>>32542201

IT'S LIKE A MONEY SHOT BUT BETTER

>>32542183
Which would suck for me, but if that's how it is, I can't help it.

are the pictures of the pony's as actual realistic horses

>>32542196
We must go deeper

>>32542122
>That feel when you tell her you've never hugged a pegasus before and she assumes it's just because you didn't know any nice ones
>that feel when she hugs you extra hard to make up for it, complete with wrapping her wings around your body and resting her head against your neck

>>32542216
Yes.

>>32542216
NOOOOOOOOOO

>>32542221

>>32542183
>she's really shy because she's afraid if she gets to know someone, she might not want to have sex with them any more

>>32542216

>>32542221
>mfw

>>32542221
that feel when

Have my second one guys, cowboy riding his horse.
I don't even watch the show.

GUYS!
What if Rainbow Dash finally did it?
What if she does it and the show change forever?

Why is it that when spike went hoarding he never grew wings yet lost his intelligence, even though there was two dragons in episodes earlier who, spoke and understood communication from others?

>>32542248
I THINK IT WOULD BE A GOOD THING

>>32542248
>joins the wonderbolts
>never to be seen again except in some very special cases
>is replaced by Luna

Screencap from G5

>>32542257
>everything went better than expected

>>32542258
>>32542258

>>32542257
>is replaced by Luna

I think Vinyl Scratch would be a better replacement

>>32542263
But does Vinyl have wings?
Gotta have wings to replace a pegasus.

>>32542221
Disgusting.

>>32542257
>Implying their isn't a replacement main cast standing by.

>>32542263
>one-shot pony
>a better choice

>>32542258
If that was true it would definitely make the r34 more "interesting"

>>32542248

Then she'd get married, start smoking and gain the wost smpkers voice ever, and wear spenelli's hat, along with pollute all clouds she touches until she became a smog pony.

>>32542269
>Is replaced by Derpy

>>32542280
>from xenophilia to bestiality in ten seconds flat

>>32542245
>that feel when afterwards, she smiles and says "I'll see you later", before flying off
>that feel when you spend the rest of the day thinking about her
>that feel when next time you meet she doesn't mention it at all
>that feel when you're just as forever alone in Equestria as you where here

>>32542282
>smog pony
Why isn't this a thing yet?

>>32542273
Of course their a replacement for a pony as crappy as RD.
Derpy Hooves!

I want to touch her wings so badly. And her hair. It's solid sunbeams and rainbows. I bet it's the softest thing in the universe.

>>32542297

Or it's made of hot plasma. And you would die.

>>32542248
rainbow dash will never do it
don't be ridiculous

>>32542301
What if it's mafe of LCD or LED?

>>32542297
I wouldn't dare.
I mean I'd drop on one knee if she ever was in the same room as me and then silently shuffle out of the building.

>>32542297
I once touched Celestia's mane.
Took me weeks to get the ink off my hands.

>>32542290

Why are there so many retards in ponychan?

Give me something Zelda related to draw so I can ruin with ponies.

>>32542290
Why would you say hurtful things like that?

>>32542290
>that feel when I knew it before even going there

>>32542309
>not dropping onto one knee and kissing her hooves
>then kissing them with slightly parted lips while she raises a leg for you to clean

>>32542306
mfw I read that as LSD

>>32542319
Because
>Ponychan

>>32542322
Ponify the toilet hand from Majora's Mask

>>32542319
Are you really surprised by this?

>>32542322
Make Midna a pone.

>>32542330
But I'm incredibly awkward near important people.

WHO HERE WANTS TO SEE MY WEIGHTED BALLS?

>>32542352
NOBODY KILL YOURSELF

>>32542340
Actually...yes. Even youtube comments are better than that shit.
YOUTUBE COMMENTS.

>>32542338
So...a toilet hoof? Alright. It's just easy enough to do in MS paint too.

>>32542332
Wouldn't that explain some things?

>>32542293
Because the walking pritt stick glue factory has not been. unsealed so it may attack and convert and caputre all ponies sentinal style turn them into glue, and trap thier. Souls in its funnel smoke, creating smong ponies.

Also, we need a pony that works in technology so we can have a steampunk ponyville

>>32542344
just do exactly as she commands, and everything will be okay
for the rest of your life - that soothing voice isn't just for show

>>32542357
fucken saved

>>32542381
Not enough >rape in this thread

>>32542381
>that feel when people still save your stuff

>mare vaginas

>>32542379
>being Celestia's slave for eternity

How do you guys always manage to pull my levers?

>>32542379
>implying I wouldn't offer myself to be a member of her royal entourage just to be near her.

Come on, princess, it's time to wake up...

>>32542381

>>32542395
all of them

>>32542365
>we need a pony that works in technology

Have you forgotten Twilight's basement already, anon?

Someone draw a new gen seapony and a Zebra village
Seeing as seaponies have not been discovered as of yet.

>>32542416
>All of them
>It's only one
I'm disappointed.

>>32542414
Hey Smile, hey, hey you, hey

Post the >rape one

>>32542416
>not buying literally the entire stock of them

>>32542399
because hearing her gentle laugh, and feeling her voice fall upon your ears like a wonderful golden nectar, filling your mind with pointless, happy thoughts, is all anybody could ever want. It doesn't matter what she's telling you to do, she'd never tell you to do anything bad. Don't think, just do it.
Oh, Anonymous, you didn't think her and Luna took over Equestria with politics and voting, did you?

>>32542429

>Luna-
>oh wait everything about her fanon was completely bulldozed already. Nevermind

>>32542431

STEAMPUNK PONIES

AND ROBO STEAMPUNK PONIES

>>32542297
I know I don't deserve it. But heavens be my witness what I wouldn't give to do it! I am not qualified, my princess...

>>32542462
ROYAL purple hmm.

>>32542416
>buying artificial cum lube for your mare vaginas
provide your own

>>32542452
Does she give her chosen companion some form of life extension? Because I'd sign away everything for that.

>>32542470
You have my attention sir. Do continue.

>>32542462
That is not an order confirmation. You must buy $900 of horse vaginas.

>>32542478
>Not using melted butter

>>32542462
To be perfectly honest, that Fluttershy is slightly off. Is there a paler yellow?

>>32542503
you can do custom colors, I just couldn't be arsed

>>32542290
Well, considering I do have friends here, I might be even more forever alone...

STEAMPUNK PONIES IN STEAMPUNK PONYVILEE DEFYING MAGIC AND LEARNING OF THE FALSE MOON AND SUN STEAMPUNK REEBEL PONIES

>>32542485
Of course, all her most loyal subjects get to be with her forever - but you'd sign away everything with or without that, if she asked. How could you say no to her?

>>32542509
Do they support 24-bit RGB, because the FiM wiki has accurate colours from the flash rips in all of the mane character's pages.

>>32542535
I don't do slavery.
Besides, I don't want to live forever.
Just long enough.

>>32542515
oh, no, Fluttershy likes you as a friend. Lots of them like you as a friend. As a friend.

>>32542531
You crazy kids and your punk rocks music.

>>32542462
>no dark blue one
>no light gray one

I am dissappoint.

>>32542543
The color selection is in HEX, you could probably convert between the two

>>32542531
So, you don't actually have anything to post, do you?

>>32542535
A fair point. Does Luna happen to have the same arrangement, or do they share?

>Signing your soul away to Celestia brunestudd or Lunar brunestud
>Not saving the world by letting Discord rule HIS LAND THAT WAS STOLEN BY THE GREYMARCH

>>32542549
I'll miss the porn here.

>>32542579
>Not saving the world by letting Discord rule
>Not getting raped by Discord with his chimera cock

>"Today is gonna be my productive day, I can feel it, I'm just gonna hang out in MLPG for a few minutes"
>Suddenly, it's 5pm
Well, it's kinda my fault.
Time to get working on my song.

>Mare vaginas

>>32542579
He of the Darkness and Decay.
Of the Tomb.
He of Rosetau, the mouth of the passage to the underworld!
Ancient and Dead.
Primeval Master of the World Below.
Remaineth Unwitnessed, Unseen, Hidden in His Secret Chamber.
Standing Between a Pair of Wings which Issue Forth from the Back of a Monstrous Serpent.
The Eldest Lord of Impenetrable Blackness.

>>32542620
C'mon, just fornicate for just a few more minutes, it's what I do!

poni

>>32542629

>>32542639
>That picture
Saved as "Me every day"

>>32541926
Sweetie belle? Not applebloom?

>>32542639
>fornicate
what man

>>32542562
Hueheueheuheueueh

>>32542652
hit the checkout button, you know you wan't to

Where's the pony artist streaming list

>>32542666
THE DEVIL COMMANDS IT

Gyrobowl is the best pony

>>32542651
Wrong word, obviously.
Now I can't find the right one.
Let's just say "loiter"
>>32542652
I'll just jump off a bridge now.

>>32542666
Damnit, it's right there, isn't it?
>666
I'm not going to be fooled, Satan.

>>32542620
>morning
>"Ha-ha, I feel fresh and full of ideas, I'll compose and record something when I get other things done and return home"
>home
>"Oh boy, I wonder what's MLPG up to?"
>suddenly it's already late
>"Well, I guess I'll just make something tomorrow"
EVERY. FUCKING. DAY.

>>32542676
http://www.fimfiction.net/drawfriendstreams/

If there was a feature length MLP movie that did away with the restrictions of being aimed for children, and had the freedom to employ more mature themes, how would you feel if Derpy was killed off in the process of her saving the day in a heroes death (such as being turned to stone permanantly or falling into a void)?

>>32542706
I would feel as autistic as you are.

>>32542706

>>32542701
>today I'll draw
>I didn't - again
>better tell MLPG

>>32542706
WHAT IF THERE WAS A MORE MATURE PONI MOVIE AND CELESTIA SHOVED HER DICK THROUGH YOUR FACE?

>>32542706
>MLP movie
>mature
I don't want this crap, I want adventures and cute ponies doing cute things

>>32542706
Sad. I like Derpy.

>>32542701
LEAVE AN DONT COME BACK UNTIL YOU FINISH SOMETHING! We don't want your kind here.

>>32542734
>complain to MLPG - check
>well I guess my work for today is done

>willing enslavement to celestia
>custom colored mare fleshlights
>no talk of delicious Discord and Braeburn cock

>>32542753
Discord doesnt have a penis. Its something with more...structure

>>32542706
>MLP movie

Haha, no.

>2047
>Toy Story 11
>Buzz and Woody are escaping from some evil toy collection, hoping to make it home to their new kid Billy
>on the way they run into gen 4 Pinkie Pie toy
>she has one good line, with the proper VA, goes bouncing away
>over the hill men cream their pants
>At the end credits, the rest of the mane cast shows up, each get a line with their proper VA
>it's considered a high-water mark, a return to the golden age of Disney-Pixar-Chevron

>>32542773
Wh-what the hell is this?

>>32542770
You've got me interested. Explain.

>>32542783
>MLP movie
>Brought to you by Dreamworks Studios and Twentieth Century Fox...
>This Summer, get ready, because this movie will make you... A little hoarse!
>CGI Applejack yells "Yeehaw!" and shitty licensed pop rock music starts playing
>Various scenes of the ponies messing up human stuff and the chubby male lead looking exasperated while toilet paper flies across his face or something
>Dash makes a terrible pun
>Music stops
>She looks straight at the camera for 2 seconds and then says "...What? It's 20% cooler!" While making the dreamworks face
>But can these ponies... Help their friend find true love?
>Cue generic blonde actress as female love interest, way out of male lead's league
>Trailer ends with ponies running through new york or whatever big city the movie is set in

>bronies go nuts and claim it as the greatest event since Past Sins got adapted into show canon
>/co/ collectively commits suicide immediately

>>32542788
i dunno man, i just farted it out in a second. im learning the tablet, y'see.

want me to doodle you something?

Has someone the screencap of the MLPG Anthem?