>vidya/pony crossover as OP pic
nope, move along people wrong thread
kidding, Royal's threads are always legit

>rainbow dash in demon souls
>skinned, raped, disemboweled, raped. revived, raped, murdered, etc in 10 seconds flat

>>32536614
Rainbow Dyke in Skyward Sword?
She lets Demise escape from the seal because he looks cool and lets him destroy the world or something like that

Fluttershy is now the protagonist of Digital Devil Saga

Nothing changes because Serph never speaks anyway

>>32536614
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TsBlQ0gdo5o&feature=related

PinkiePie in Mortal Kombat

huh.....

>mane pony
>Dash in XIII
MISS DASH!
It's been such a long time!

never forget

December 20th

Megatron saved ALL the ponies

>>32536692
uh, no. I just said "least favorite pony"

>>32536677

GROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAN

>paper twist: the thousand year door

no sir, i don't like it.

>Photo Finish in Gunstar Heroes

>>32536715
oh
um
well
hm

>Applejack
>Spyro the Dragon

Does she breath apples or something?

>>32536737
>teenagers
>reading comprehension
pick one

>Guilty Gear
Rainbow Dash is now Sol Badguy.
I hate it.

>>32536614
>All dwarves are now Twist

Time to build the blood cannon.

>>32536733
>Gunstar Heroes
Mah nigga

>>32536744
>Appledragon with apple breath

Someone draw this.

>>32536815
That would be the easiest enemy you could fight in a game
Low on health?
Eat the fucking apples that are everywhere.

>>32536840
What if the protagonist is allergic to apples?

>>32536840
>they're explosive, poisonous, and spiked

I'm assuming you mean least favourite mane pony so...

>Applejack
>Pokemon

>>32536889
>poisonous spiked explosive apples
Why would you ever need a weapon ever again?
Throw them at her and be done with it

>>32536911
least favorite pony, at all.

Rarity is a Space Marine...no doubt a Blood Raven the thieving Magpie...

>>32536911
Now I want to see humanized AJ with Giovanni's suit and with a Nidoking to her side

DKC2: Scootaloo's Quest.

>>32536946
For some reason there is still no art of rarity as a member of the Emperor's Children.

Least favorite is Applejack.

Favorite game is Dark Souls.

I think she'd do ok.

>>32536960
Dammit I knew I would need the pony version of the Balamb Gardens copypasta

Is everyone dead?

>>32537044
Kinda

>>32537044
I'm still here, since I can't fall asleep

>>32537044
I'm here, just doing other things. Hmm, let's have a topic.

Topic: What food would a pony, of your choosing, think is disgusting.

Meanwhile, at /v/
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Dh_Afq4L328

>>32537070
>4am
meh

They're taking the ponies to Isengard!

They're taking the ponies to Isengard!

Gard!

Gard!

Gard!

Tell me, where is Twilight, for I much desire to speak with her.

>>32537044
not really
playing vidya

>>32537159
it's just coming up on 1am for me

>>32537153
>Rarity
She would say that fast food, anything fried or containing to much fat is uneatable
It's her guilty pleasure

>>32537201
Someone should draw Rarity disguised buying something from McDonald's

>JJ's drawing of human Fancy Pants
That fucking face man.

>>32537158

LE LE LE LE LE LE LE LE LE LE LE LE LE LE LE LE LE LE LE LE LE LE LE LE LE LE LE LE LE LE LE LE LE LE LE LE LE LE LE LE LE LE LE LE LE LE LE LE LE LE LE LE LE LE LE LE LE LE LE LE LE LE LE LE LE LE LE LE LE LE LE LE LE LE LE LE LE LE LE LE LE.

>>32537232
copy and paste of all jj faces, yes we know
boooring

>>32537232
JJ's art is just boring

>>32537153
Veal.

>>32537232
>that mustache
also seeing the picture in context makes the whole 'looking right at the viewer' kind of creepy.

ask a terrible artist to draw a pony doing something

>>32537268
"Why this is just delicious what is it?"
"Veal."
"Veal? I've never heard of it, what is it?"
"A baby cow that has been restrained so it doesn't move, thus allowing its meat to be tender."
"..."

>>32536946
someone never heard of the fabulous marines?

Given, in this image it appears as more of a Pinkie style marine. But they're marines who care only about their appearances during and after battle, and advocate the fabulous-ness of the Emprah.

>>32537232

>If Albert King was a brony...
Kill me now.

>>32537303

>Rainbow dash
>Touhou

So Reimu is replaced by pony Marisa.

>>32537298
pony trying to saddle herself up

whatever you came up with

>>32537300
Someone should really make some drawings based on this

>>32537314

>>32537300

But AJ fucking hates cows, as well as sheep.

She wouldn't care

>>32537328
What about GG?

>>32537336
Dafty post a picture of yourself with that face over yours.

>>32537328
You know what, I'm going to get off my ass and compile the second bit of these.

>>32537336
>>32537303

>>32537346
Is it just me, or did the sheep in SS sound a little New Yorker-Jewish?

Is MLP trying to make a point?

>>32537346
Well she's eating meat, she may be a little put off by where that meat came from. Also, cows talk.

> This is the tamest of the 3 commissions I finished today.
> Due to their content, the other two will never be seen on DA, sorry!

feels sad poneh

>>32537393
>post lower-resolution versions here
>do it

>>32537393
So check if they have an FA or HF account.

>>32537389
>Jewish
>SS

>>32537393
just as well, that art style is fucking awful

I thought this was Squeak and Roonga from the thumbnail

That feel when Spike stole your waifu.

>>32537393

>>32537387

>>32537436
He got friendzoned bro, you still have a chance

Streaming some Wallace and Gromit

http://www.livestream.com/krabbshack

>>32537430
>you will never have rough, sensual intercourse with a griffon temptress who could kill you with a flick of her talons
reality is so cruel

>>32537232
>"One night before I went to bed, I forgot to turn my swag off."
>"And I woke up covered in bitches."

>>32537430
>you will never see Squeak/Roogna shipping art
feels bad man

>>32537462
get to work, rose

>>32537372

>>32537445
>>32537387
>>32537303
>>32537232
Someone needs to do this with the giant Comic-Con poster.

>>32537436
That feel when Daftykins, Bonbon, and some yandere guy all stole your waifu.

>>32537471
The new google eyes?

>>32537495
Yeah like that wasn't retarded enough

>>32537495
someone give that thing googly eyes

>>32537509

we need to go deeper...

>>32537492
That feel when nobody cares about your waifu. Not even you.

do you think it is possible to have a meaningful conversation about poni consisting only of wordless images

>>32537436
That feel when no one stole your waifu.

>>32537540
why is mayor mare so attractive

why are gray manes so hot

why does she have such a tight, luscious body

>>32537540
Dovne.

I like to think that every time big mac fucks a mare he comes in her mouth and then says "would you like fries with that?"

>>32537563
Why are you such a fucking weirdo

>>32537389
>>32537416
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ji0tpUM8DfU&feature=related

>>32537563
31QU1US? >:?

YOU DONT US3 PUNCTU4T1ON!

>>32537576

it'd be pretty hard to find someone here who isn't a weirdo in some form or another

Hey guys...
haven't been on 4chan for a while, what's new?

>>32537590
FUCK OFF BACK TO HOMESTUCK GENERAL, YOU FUCKING RETARDED AUTISTIC SCALEFAG BITCH.

>>32537586
>The holocaust
>real

wwhat does it feel like to fall in lovve with a pony

wwhat does it feel like to havve a pony lovve you back

>>32537590
no no no no

you get the fuck away

:3 < *ac the pretty pony prances around the clearing eating dasies and being adorable*

>>32537610
Animators never talk to us anymore, all of the drawfags are gone, no one talks about pony episodes any more, the usual.

>>32536614

How does this make you feel /co/?

what operatiing 2y2tem2 would the mane 2iix u2e

ii bet twiiliight would prefer gentwo

>>32537575
>"would you like fries with that?"

THAT'LL BE FOUR BUCKS, BABY

>>32537680
Trixie uses arch linux.

That is all.

>>32537658
And with 18 days until a new episode, it looks like dark times ahead of us.

>>32537680
reported

>>32537680
I believe those are words you're trying to say, but dammit all, I can barely understand you.

>>32537672
A little bit confused, I'm afraid I don't quite get it.

>>32537688
I'm thinking about killing myself as we speak.

Trixie is now Sonic in Sonic 3 & Knuckles.

She fucking LOSES because she cannot run fast, spin dash or otherwise do anything of world-saving merit.

>>32537711
>killing yourself
>not freezing yourself and have a good friend unfreeze you when the new episode airs
enjoy your lack of ponies faggot

>>32537724
>Implying he won't be in a glorious pony afterlife.

I'm in love with Luna.

What should I do about this? Suicide?

What's better, cyanide pills or nitrogen suffocation?

I don't have a least favourite pony so Sonic Adventure 2 has no protagonist, only annoying sidekicks. Also nobody stops original the character from blowing up the world.

What did Commander Hurricane call the earth ponies right before she froze?

>>32537761
dick in a blender

i hear the blender is magic and is a portal to Luna's butthole

>>32537761
write two self insert fan fictions and start an ask blog where you live together

>>32537759
>implying he never skipped the intro and watched 600 hours of ponies to be allowed in the pony afterlife

>>32537761
Carry on as normal.

>>32537761
Study AI and robotics or genetic engineering.

proceed to make waifus real

>>32537761

Create a life size cut-out out of cardboard. Use the youtube soundbites and pretend she's talking to you.

>>32537658
Drawfags? Well, here's a drawing for ya.

>>32537724
But what if his friend forgets where he his and he ends up in a future ruled by talking otters and no device exist that can play the archaic MLP:FiM recordings that can only be found in museums?

>>32537761

Take a bunch of acid and go skydiving without a parachute.

>>32537805

I thought every porn pic by 0r0 ever involved his shitty fursona

>>32537797
Okay, could someone give me background on this Fluttershy tree thing?

>>32537805
>RS
I laughed.

>>32537805

RagingSemi's pic got me laughing hardest.

>>32537818
Go watch Over a Barrel.

>>32537805
don't forget cartoon lion's dog fluttershy with a penis for some reason

>>32537818
Do you even watch the show?

>>32537818
Remember in OaB when FS said she would like to be a tree?
That's all

>>32537805
We need to update this with more artists.

And that JJ one is hardly relevant any more.

So Fluttershy is John Marston?

This game is gonna' SUUUCK.

>>32537797
Interesting take on Fluttertree, I like it.

>>32537818
Do you even watch the show.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oSLvjfrxynA

>>32537805
>furry-trademark lustface

oh god

>>32537790
>>32537797
You know what they say. If at first you don't succeed just keep churning out abominations until you get it right.

ALL I DO IS PONE PONE PONE
NO MATTER WHAT
GOT PONIES ON MY MIND
I CAN NEVER GET ENOUGH
AND EVERYTIME I GET ONTO THE 4CHAN
EVERYBODY'S POSTS GO UP
AND THEY STAY THERE
AND THEY SAY YEAH
AND THEY STAY THERE

>>32537861
for reference

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FYC1k9MEK48

HAHA WHAT A JEW!

>>32537847
Well excuse me princess, I forgot one insignificant line.

>>32537845
Why? She dies in the end.

>>32537889
Twilight Sparkle, big jew or biggest jew?

>>32537883

>>32537845
I... I implore you to surrender... if that's okay with you.

>>32537894
>insignificant

wtf do u hate fanon or sumthin??

wht kind of brony are u??

>>32537896
just an average jew

>>32537894
...

You have a fantastic point. So does that mean we play through the end stuff as Angel?

>>32537905
"No. It quite frankly is not okay."

and then fluttershy died and cried in that order

>>32537905
You forgot to say "Friend" at the end.

>>32537908
>brony

TIME FOR YOUR DAILY DOSE!

Hey guys remember when CL didn't draw only futashy and shitty humans?

WELP THERE GOES MY LIFE.

>>32537926

>>32536614
>Diamond Tiara in Shadow of The Colossus
she gets romp stomped into a bloody pulp pancake by the first colossi.

>>32537941
I haven't played the game for a good while. I apologize.

Goddamn pushy fucker.

>>32537909

Then why hasn't Applejack locked her away in the Ghetto?

>>32537943
Close to what?

>>32537972
pic related

>>32537957
> no hidden nathan

Nigga, you fired. Again.

If horses -- traditionally animals of war -- in our world were replaced all throughout history with marshmellow ponies only interested in friendship, would the course of human history have changed?

>>32537328
I fucking love these

>>32537986

I don't have a transparent image of Nathans head, so nice dice.

>>32537981

sorry, read the image number wrong

thought it was the 150th image

>>32537994
No, we would still kill each other

>>32538002
>nice dice

>>32538004
Pony haters confirmed for homosexuals with hairy asses

>>32537994
Severely. You're introducing magical little equines that can change the weather, instantly grow fruits and vegetables and control the sun. That's ignoring them as a civilization on their own.

>>32537994
No Mongol conquest of Asia.

>>32538004


I CANT STOP LAUGHING

THANK YOU SO MUCH... YOU MADE MY NIGHT..

>>32537994
If MLPG is any indication of how things might go, then the dominant race on Earth would be centaurs.

>>32538011

Just shut up and fuck already Anon, i'm half awake.

>>32538019

I always had my suspicions, but now we have inarguable proof.

>>32537328
My post was "bombs are the hot trend in murder now". Feels good, man.

>>32538030

*fuck me

GODDAMMIT JSAKHDJKSAHDJKSAHD.

>>32537994
Nope. Only now, the ponies are too plagued with mankind's sins.

>>32538033
I know man
I've got three posts there
And for some reason I fell good for something so insignificant

>>32538019
it makes sense

>>32537994

Tribes would unite solely to wipe out the kill joy ponies trying to ruin their wars and genocides and then go back to killing one another.

>>32538054
They probably still have magic dude.
And when Pegasuse discover that they can control weather...well we will be fucked

>>32538004
>posting pics of your unshorn genital area.
>in a MLPG

>>32538054
Humanity, Fuck Yea!

>>32538066
Archery would just become very important in human culture.

>>32537994
>Pony enslavement
It might have made a lot of things easier. Humans would probably get along a whole lot better with each other if they'd had a competing sapient species sharing their world.

>>32538101
You mean like the Neanderthals?

>>32538101
see
>>32537328

After using Ponify, I will never think of the internet in the same way again.

>>32538101
How do you know it wouldn't be human enslavement?

>>32538082
How far does an arrow go if you shoot it straight up?
Because they can fly very high...

>>32538118
Based on all the positive feedback from before, I'm guessing a /co/ ponyfag posted that.

>>32538082
It actually always has been.

People underappreciate it and don't understand how much it was actually used in warfare because we romanticize swords.

In order of usage in warfare:
Bows > Spears > Axes> maces/blunt instruments > swords

Movies and pop culture have made us all believe wars were won and lost at the tip of the sword.

They weren't. The spear and bodkin ruled supreme until the advent of the gun: and even then, a long time after.

>>32537954
This is the only does I need, doc
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zo5l-1r8OMo

>>32538101
We wouldn't be that different
Best case scenario would be us being more united and waging war over nothing with the other specie.

>>32538126
Say hello to my friend, blackpowder.

>>32538104
Yes, in effect. But longer-lasting. A greater competitor. Also, you hear a lot of discussion over where the Neanderthals fall evolutionarily, so classifying them as a separate, distinctly non-human species seems a little frivolous. Ponies would be ultimately be very, very different.

Question is, who would come first? What if, by the time we've just begun to come into being, ponies already have a thriving civilisation and enslave us? That's actually an extremely interesting idea, to me, one no one has played around with before. What if ponies and their technology came first?

>>32538121
>>32538156
Seguing into this response, I don't know that it wouldn't. Human enslavement seems just as likely. But, you know, I'd prefer not to be a slave. Heh. Selfish, I know, even in a hypothetical, but still.

>>32538135
yeah, swords were more of a self defense weapon for close combat

>>32538174
"dubs" have NEVER meant anything

>>32538126
Sure, if pegasi went out of their way to create storms for human tribes just to piss them off, it would be an issue, but I don't think they would. They're still ponies. They still like friendship.

And it's not like arrows are something you can outrun or outfly. Even evading an arrow is difficult. They travel at incredible speeds.

>>32538171

A musket wouldn't be able to hit a Pegasus pony in the clouds. So enjoy having lightning coming down upon you while you can't shoot back.

>>32538135
Swords have always been big in imagery and symbolism for some reason. I don't see how they're particularly any more attractive than polearms and axes.

>>32538174
One person doesn't make a raid.

>>32538181
self defense, the weapon of last resort. when quarters were too close for a spear. You get the picture.

Close ranks. Draw swords. No quarter.

>>32538189
Dude they were ready to fight with the buffaloes for their lands
If we attacked one of their settlements be sure that they would fight back

>>32538205
They're the weapon of noblemen. Swords take a large amount of iron to produce (as opposed to the small-tipped spears, easy to mass produce, and deadlier at a range), and axes are the weapon of choice for peasantry, who have them on-hand for lumber gathering.

>>32538189
>They're still ponies. They still like friendship.
Didn't we establish in the last episode that they don't actually like friendship but got bullied into it because they would freeze to death otherwise?

I don't know man, all three pony tribes cooperating against humanity. We might be in some deep shit there.

>>32538174

>One man raid

Oh man that made my night.

>>32538179

If their tech came first then they wouldn't have doorknobs that require fingers to turn.

JK I get what you meant. I would think we as humans would just reverse engineer anything they've made to be more finger friendly.

>>32538225
You gotta love his dedication though.

>>32538223
Even if some humans were in trouble, not all humans would be. Many cultures didn't have horses until they were imported via war.

Humanity would still technologically progress, one would think.

>>32538205
>for some reason
Well for one, they actually look like a cross...

Doesn't quite explain the japanese fascination with swords though.

>>32538234

>Shrek spammer will never return

>>32538243
You see those Muslims? They've got curved swords. Curved. Swords.

Like some sort of Islamic Crescent.

>>32538237
Even if we had horses we'd still be in trouble if ponies decided to wage war against humans, that was my point.

>>32538261
Then there would be some ponies loyal to humans so they're be a nice war with humans/ponies vs. ponies.

>>32538237
Aren't we going for the total war scenario?
You know everything and everyone at once

Even so they would expand quickly
And we wouldn't advance too much if we didn't have resources and trades.
I mean look at the natives in the american continent
While we had gunpowder and canons they were still using shitty weapons

>>32538222
I'm surprised the crossbow didn't become a bigger image either.

That was downright ILLEGAL. Straight from the pope's mouth.

Not that such an edict stopped many people from producing or using them. It wasn't their lethality really. But the fact that the nobles feared an armed peasantry against the landed gentry.

>>32538243

>Doesn't quite explain the japanese fascination with swords though.

Look up, "sword saint" and "samurai."
Same principal. Samurais were landed gentry and nobles. Peasants used spears and bows. Same thing. We like to think things were worlds apart over there and that anybody could be a samurai.

The only thing was there were ronin, or, masterless samurai over there. Which only meant their master was coin. They were still nobles. They just were mercenaries. Swords for hire.

>>32538261

Too be honest I think Ponies would be Humanities Windygos. Being that force that is too costly to fight against that forces humans to tolerate and be non-hostile with one another.

After all a group of say five Unicorns can lift a rock and smash a Phalanx into disarray. A squad of Pegasus can't even get hit while they rain down tornadoes, lightning, and blizzards at their human foes.

>>32538275
I am pretty sure the scenario was "ponies instead of horses in human history".

>>32538271

I prefer asses made of jelly.

>>32538222
Ah, well that makes sense I suppose. I'd still take a polearm any day though, seeing that I namefag as one.

I just find it strange that the most ubiquitous and efficient weapons don't retain some kind of respect. But I guess that's just the power of the media and the elite for you.

>>32538297
Oh man, deep sea vaginas.

>>32538179
Hmm, that's interesting because whenever I thought about it I always figured the ponies would rise to dominance first. The idea that we would have advanced technology never really made sense to me. I guess because we've only came to high technology recently, and in my mind ponies having a high proficiency with magic, more strength, wings, and the ability to control weather would have come naturally to them, and wouldn't need thousands of years to develop.

>>32538275

>While we had gunpowder and canons they were still using shitty weapons
For every musket ball that was fired a native american could probably loose a good 50 arrows in that same time frame. Just as accurately and just as deadly. We like to think we had the tech edge, but in reality that was less of it than we like to think.

Nope. Disease did most of the work for us. Famine did a lot of the rest.

>>32538253
feels bad man

I thought the good times would never end
and then they were ogre

>>32538275
I'd say the biggest impact would be at which point in time ponies would be inserted into our history.

It'd be a big difference if it happened during ancient roman times or during the age of enlightenment.

>>32538301

>S-stop looking a-at me like that Anon, B-BAKA!

>>32537380
And here it is. Conversations with a Human part 2.

>>32538346

>>32538318
Well bows are more accurate than pre-rifled firearms. English armies kept their longbow & billhook formations long after most other European powers turned to pike & shot.

But infantry are not the only force on pre-modern battlefield, pike & shot became the prefered formation because they could more effectively counter a cavalry charge.

Why does MLPG assume the worst of humans.

As a human, I feel insulted.

>>32538347
I want you to take this to heart because it's very important.

If everything of our history was burned. Nothing left but the stone structures we've built. What would you gather about our society?

I ask this because of what happened to the mayans. We have ONE document from the mayans. ONE. Everything else written by them was burned and destroyed.

Now. Take that into consideration and look at our civilization through the eyes of someone looking at our civilization if all our texts were burned to dust.

>>32538366
>cavalry charge
>ponies
Well there you are then. Of course that goes out the window with flying fucking horses.

>>32538347

>...they basically stuck them on the nosecone of a giant rocket

My God, saying it like that makes humans sound like fucking Orks from 40k

>>32538318
>Just as accurately and just as deadly

Actually, a bow is much more accurate than a musket in the hands of a trained archer. Arrows are, too, very deadly, but not as deadly as musket balls, which fired huge fucking ordinances (obscene wastes of metal, really) at the time which tore through limbs, shattering the bones. Moreover, the difference in refire time wasn't 1:50. Your point is a relatively valid one, though.

This is all beside the point, though. Until the development of the rifle (guns with rifling inside the barrel, allowing for greater accuracy), the gun was just a very deadly medium range weapon (useless in a melee due to refire time, and useless at long range use to accuracy). This suited the Europeans just fine, though, since medium-range weapons are well-suited for charges.

>>32538366
What guns had over bow and arrows was that the common man could use it with ease. A man with no training could pick up a gun and shoot, while a man who picks up the bow and arrow needs to learn how to shoot it well.

Which is why, in Japan, samurais were starting to fade away when firearms came into play. What would take years for samurais to learn how to shoot a bow would take seconds for the ashigaru to do.

>>32538386

but humans are AWESOME

>>32538386
We all like to pretend that MAN IS THE WORST THING EVER.

We are a killer species.

But we choose not to kill. Today.

>Until the development of the rifle (guns with rifling inside the barrel, allowing for greater accuracy),

Ever try to hit a target at 25 yards with a smoothbore .75 caliber musket?

I have.
Not an easy task.

>>32538397
To be fair, we spent months doing complex mathematics to double check that the giant rocket would work.

And the nosecone was a somewhat advanced spacecraft in itself with propulsion, navigation and life support.

>>32538386
I think humans are pretty awesome.

I mean, look at what we're doing right now. Talking over who knows how many miles in the blink of an eye.

And that's nowhere near the super neat stuff we can do these days.

>>32538432
don't forget heat protection.

>>32538419
kill yourself fuck head. You are a worthless piece of shit.

>>32538415

>What guns had over bow and arrows was that the common man could use it with ease

Not really true as crossbows are just as easy as a gun to learn.

>>32538446
guns fire up to 30 times before needing to be reloaded

crossbows have what, one?

>>32538389
I could see a company of pike & shot fighting ponies. The pikemen keeping the earth ponies at bay, sections of musketmen firing to drive off the pegasi (every time we've seen a pegasi use lightning they've had to get fairly close to aim it accurately). And a squadron of pistol or carbine armed dragoons to stop unicorns from throwing projectiles from afar.

>>32538438
If we put effort into it instead of dicking with the economy and iraq, we could have had a moon colony and a few flags on mars by now.

>>32538438
Yeah I mean I really like how nothing stops us from doing something
Something is very hard to do? Try to find an easier way and if we can't we still do it.
And really our society is more advanced compared to the middle-ages one. Yeah we are still power-hungry and would wage war for resources but I'm pretty sure we would act differently if we meet a new intelligent specie

>>32538347
there's no part three, is there?

>>32538466

I think it's a little more complicated than that.

>>32538469
think of all those centuries where the roman church kept us from advancing because "god says no"

>>32538346

We telling Human stories here?

>>32538438
>>32538446
Well the crossbow and gun were similar in many ways.

>>32538456
At that time the guns were muzzle loaders. Mostly. I mean there's the 17th and 18th century airguns but they had that darn exploding problem.

>>32538466
I don't think creating atmospheres is that eassy, broseph

>Humans several hundred years ago

If we met ponies, we would slaughter them, dissect their corpses for SCIENCE and take their land.

>Humans today

We'd use shady politics and trade technology to form an alliance and use magitech to crush our enemies.

>>32538494
>Implying that you need to create an atmosphere to live on the moon

>>32538499
>science hundreds of years ago
>"we think they move by eating our humors"

>>32538466
Why would anyone want a moon colony or flags on Mars anyway? Those don't get us anything that the ISS doesn't already. It's not like we magically get SUPER BONUS RESEARCH by being on a different mass that's even further away.

>>32538488

Because Non-Western countries really advanced far technology wise without the Catholics keeping them down right?

>>32538499
Exactly
We would form alliances and trade knowledge and culture both our races entering a golden magitech age.
THEN we will destroy and crush our enemies because we need more resources

>>32538488
It was more complicated than that. If dogma was the only thing standing in the way of progress, the muslims, who were not NEARLY as dogmatic as they are now, would have just waltzed right over them and zipped right over them technologically. And as soon as something new and more technologically advanced came along, dogma would have changed to convieniently allow for research in that field. "oh, well, god says it's ok to make guns now. It's in the bible? oh what's that? you can't read? well i'll read it for you: "God says it's ok to make guns." There. Right there in plain english. the LORD'S LANGUAGE."

Dogma was there to keep power where the roman church wanted it. Not to keep technological progress at bay.

>>32538513
long-term effects of the human body living on another planet

>>32538513
Yes, why on earth would we want a colony on Mars?

>>32538513
Wait doesn't Mars have some resources?

I don't think that ponies are that intelligent

So far they've only built a civilization using magic and it's not much better than ancient greece or rome

The chances of them getting as far as us are slim

>>32538519
>THEN we will destroy and crush
...ponies

So we will be the one who own and control this technology.

This is humans.

>>32538513
Well the mars one we would want because of the fresh water on mars.

Moon seems quite redundant though. Unless you like asbestos.

>>32538488
That's literally the opposite of what happened. The greatest thinkers of the Middle Ages were Catholic friars and priests -- people who joined monastic orders to devote their lives to a God they believed worked in an ordered pattern.

>The classification of the European era between the decline of the Roman Empire and the Renaissance as the "Dark Ages" is now rejected by most modern historians.[6][7][8] During the early Middle Ages, significant literary and educational advances (especially during the period known as the Carolingian Renaissance) were made, including the foundations of the modern university, as well as scientific advancements in the fields of physics, astronomy, medicine and surgery, agriculture, architectural engineering, logic, mathematics, optics and biology. It is also erroneously claimed that the Roman Catholic Church suppressed scientific advancement during this era; in fact, a great deal of advancements were on the behalf of Catholic priests, monks and friars. See also: List of Roman Catholic cleric–scientists.

Sauce: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_common_misconceptions#Ancient_to_early_modern_history

>>32538511
>"We better start the trepanning immediately"

>>32538532
Except they are almost on par with our technology.

>>32538532
They had that hydroelectric dam...

>>32538513
>Mining (moon has helium-3 for fusion reactors)
>Spillover population
>Spare planets in case nukes
>Pretending to be princess luna

>>32538531
It has water, but that's about it. Anything else it has is cheaper to mine here. We still have tons of stuff on Earth.

>>32538529
We don't have the resources to put enough humans on Mars to maintain a stable gene pool either way.

>>32538499
>>32538519
>>32538534
>implying we wouldn't kill and dissect ponies in secret right from the start anyway

Sure, the majority of the population might be against this, wouldn't stop the leaders from doing it though.

>>32538543
oh, well, my mistake then

>>32538552
yeah, that bothered me. They have a hydroelectric dam? What are they powering with it?

>>32538566
the usual

>>32538566
We'd just kidnap traveling ponies and dig up their graves.

Noone would know. And then 3 years later advances in genetic engineering give us magical humans with unicorn horns.

guys help i can't stop getting triples

>>32538574
>What are they powering with it?
Everything that requires electricity?

>>32538466
Ever heard of, "The skin gun?"

Medical science leaped by a HUGE FUCKING MILE with the skin gun (look it up) because of a technology that was created to treat wounded soldiers.

Because of Iraq. Burn victims for decades, HUNDREDS of years have been extremely difficult, if not almost impossible to treat until today because of this invention. I'm going to call it miraculous, because it's quite literally the most astounding medical breakthrough I've ever seen.

Literally growing skin that would have taken YEARS of therapy in a burn war...in only a matter of 45 fucking minutes.

Imagine third degree burns on your leg. Walking into a clinic, and walking out in time to catch fucking lunch. That sir, is a miracle of science THANKS TO THE WAR IN IRAQ.

So please, do not espouse knowledge from bullshit.

>>32538565
>this is how troll colonization first started
>a literal gene POOL

>>32538566
It's for SCIENCE!
I'm sure that they would understand.

We're worse than the doctors from the Old World Blues expansion for F:NV aren't we?

>>32538584
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eXO_ApjKPaI
Skin gun.

Saving lives. Today.

>>32538574
>Lightbulbs
>Appliances
>THE CAKES HAVE A FUCKING TOFFEE MACHINE
>TWILIGHT HAS A FUCKING WHOKNOWSHWATITDOES MACHINE

Ponies are pretty fuckin advance, bro.

>>32538584
I remember that.
I really should use something other than cracked for finding new things...

>>32538591

D.did you just make a "POOL'S CLOSED" reference?

>>32538584
reminds me of how we can synthesize our own blood via skin stem cells

>>32538584
>>32538597
> he really believes in that bullshit

>>32538591
humans are not socially dysfunctional vampires with colorful horns

we dont reproduce with bugs and pools of semen

>>32538389
>I want you to take this to heart because it's very important.
>If everything of our history was burned. Nothing left but the stone structures we've built. What would you gather about our society?
>I ask this because of what happened to the mayans. We have ONE document from the mayans. ONE. Everything else written by them was burned and destroyed.
>Now. Take that into consideration and look at our civilization through the eyes of someone looking at our civilization if all our texts were burned to dust.

Have you ever read The Horror Out Of Time by Randall Garrett?

>>32538482
Part three and part four should be coming eventually. They might have been lost to 404s, it seems every time I go the the archive more of the old threads are gone.

>>32538619
what the fuck does an off-hours pool have to do with anything?

I was commenting on a logical thought regarding homestuck and planetary colonization

>>32538625
National Geographic is so bullshit man.

>>32538625
>hurr durr

The uploader has not made this video available in your country.
Sorry about that.

I think I'll watch an episode before I go to bed.

Dubs decides the episode.

>>32538659
OWTEW

>>32538603
>Gramophone.
The ponies are 1920s bro.

>>32538636
How do puddles of autistic alien jizz into atmospheres and general terraforming?

>>>/hsg/

>>32538659
Watch the old gen movie

Uh.

Are we still talking about ponies in here?

>>32538666
Oh Satan you're so funny sometimes

>>32538635
>Have you ever read The Horror Out Of Time by Randall Garrett?

Sounds like a good read.

>>32538651
http://www.physorg.com/news/2011-02-skin-cell-gun-drastically.html

From those extremist nut jobs at physorg.com

Unreliable lying dicks.

>>32538666

>>32538666
Satan commands it!

Okay, topic change, what to watch to get my Pinkie fix right now?

Not gonna watch smile smile smile, because I'll be saving that up till the episode airs on the 12th or 14th or whenever that is.

Help me out MLPG

>>32538666

I brought this upon myself...

>>32538669
Dude that computer in Twilight's basement shows that they are at least in the 60's

>>32538699
>>32538669
They're in 19 exty x (19xx)

ouch

>>32536993
Why had I not thought of this before?

>>32538699
Okay, yeah, I should have thought before questioning the dam.

Question is, does Twi know Doc Brown?

>>32538696
I don't know if you've seen this yet or not, but give it a go: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xz2hsvByNno

Guys ponies and humans are just as smart as eachother and could get along very well

Neither species is superior and humans have their own special talents just like each of the pony tribes (fucking unicorns don't have shit on human musicians, craftsmen and cutie-mark free specialists)

The only catch is that humans could integrate easily in equestria, but ponies would be met with racism and hatred on earth because of the sheer amount of stupid people.

>>32538735
>The only catch is that humans could integrate easily in equestria, but ponies would be met with racism and hatred on earth because of the sheer amount of stupid people.
The sad part is that this is actually true.

>>32538735
>Neither species is superior
They have MAGIC

>>32538735
duly noted

>>32538735
>ponies would be met with racism and hatred on Earth
You mean just like they are right now?

Oh wait. That's not right at all.

>>32538751
And we have science and hands.

>>32538751
>Implying that humans in magical fantasy world wouldn't also have magic.

>>32538751
I'm sure we could create a biological weapon that only targets ponies to unleash on them.

>>32538764

And very creative ways of utilizing both for maximum agony.

>>32538735

>ponies would be met with racism and hatred on earth
>implying those things wouldnt immediately cease to exist once everyone on earth was forced to start writing letters about friendship to the princess

>>32538751
>Implying that most unicorns do anything special with their magic that we can't do with opposable thumbs
>Implying that most unicorns don't do things with magic that we're not already doing with science
>Implying that humans are incapable of learning magic in the magical land of equestria
>Implying that ponies would be magical for sure on earth

>>32538679
> video marked as private
ugh
care to download youtube's one and reupload?

>>32538751
>>32538764

Sufficiently advanced technology is indistinguishable from magic

Sufficiently advanced magic is indistinguishable from technology

>>32538726
Doc Brown is her uncle.

I'm going to play some TF2 and then I'll stream because I have nothing to do today at all!

>>32538799
I wish I had something that never weighed me down that allowed me to telekinetically move stuff around.

>>32538734
Yeah I've seen it before. Fucking adorable nonetheless. Thank you anon.

Also Ballad of Mecha Pinkie Pie is fucking genius.

>>32538719
Your kind is not accepted here.

>>32538812
Give it time

>>32538799
If friendship is magic, and magic is indistinguishable from sufficiently advanced technology...

>>32538797
Ugh, what a pain in the ass...
youtube's been dicks lately.

I can find a good video I'm sure...

Maybe.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7Y5H9Sasq5U

That work for you?

WHY IS TWILIGHT SUCH A NERD?

What if inter species romance

>>32538829
Then that means my computer really is my friend?

>>32538799
Sufficiently advanced friendship is indistinguishable from technology?

>>32538851
Would a computer?

>>32538834
I THINK IT"S SUPER CUTE

>>32538831
works for me and I'm from nazi Germany

>>32538837

I wouldn't be complaining

>>32538837
Then ponies very happy because hands and humans very happy because prehensile horse vaginas.

>>32538831
yep, watching

>>32538837
magical centaurs

>>32538857
uguu~

>>32538831
Shit's interesting yo

This whole thread reminds me of my pony dream however long before.

When humans lost the pony human war.

>>32538865
oh anonymous, nobody would complain except insecure feminists.

>>32536614


>Pinkie Pie
>Playing EU3

Yeah, no. I'm already getting a headache just thinking about how fucking annoying that would be to watch.

>>32538837

All cultures have rules against bestiality. Some would change with the whole sentient beasts but I'm definitely sure the Abrahamic religions would still be against it since their all Humanity Fuck Yeah!

>>32538897
I, for one, thank our new pony overlords. Species hate aside, I think pegasi should get off their asses and make it snow already.

>>32538897

>>32538910
>he wants snow
You're a weird one, Anon.

>>32538909
>same people oppose having vaginal sex in any position but missionary with the sole purpose of reproduction

>>32538921
Fuck you man snow and cold are better
Fuck summer and it's hot as fuck days.
I wish I could move further north...

>>32538909
We used to have rules against having sex with black people. I'm sure if ponies were obviously on par with us we'd change.

>>32538901
God's will has been made clear to us!
Accumulate friendship!

Reward: 10 prestige.

We have reached land tech 13!
New unit type: Party cannon.

>>32538922

Catholic here, apparently you can do other shit so long as you finish by shooting your load into your wife's vagina.

>>32538909
Ponies being present throughout all human culture could have an interesting effect on religion. Religion would be for all people instead of just humans.

>>32538935

Don't hinge your expectations on people being reasonable.

People are never reasonable.

Why are we talking about mating with ponies? Can't we just love and cuddle with them?

>>32538931
Come to Minnesota, the people are nice but we are still learning how to drive. Such as the left lane being the passing lane and not the cruise lane or that if someone is passing you on your left that doesn't mean you should match speeds because then you don't feel like a superhero. A superhero that stops all speed breaker villains that want to go over 65.

>>32538935
>ponies are incredibly attracted to humans
>humans are incredibly attracted to ponies
>neither species bothers to reproduce anymore
>both go extinct

>>32538965
>implying everyone would suddenly switch to ponies

I'm pretty sure it would be a niche thing, Anon.

>>32538318
>1 musket ball
>50 Arrows
>just as accurate. Just as deadly.

Lolnope.

Actually,you do well to hilight the major disadvantages of arrow vs firearm.

Volume of projectiles. Yes, you can fire bows much more quickly than primitive firearms, but you also have to carry far, far more ammunition, which is also bulkier and heavier. To keep an archer fighting for a solid day requires a wagonload of projectiles.

A musketeer (no, not the fencers, the gunmen) can carry enough shot, wadding, and powder on their person to shoot for the entire day.

One well-placed arrow can kill, yes, but a dozen poorly-placed arrows won't even impede the target.

Musket balls not only penetrate flesh, but also create disruptions in surrounding tissue via cavitation. A ball to the leg might not kill you, but it'll probably cripple for life.

>>32538962
I hate that picture sooooo much

>>32538965
>not a single fuck was given

>>32538965
Just like the white race was going to vanish because of mixed couples.

>>32538962
Santa brought you an inflatable Pinkie Pie?

>>32538962
>Implying you need to have sex

>>32538911
It felt like something out of a fanfiction I tell you what.

It was actually kind of ...fun.

>>32538897
Pony sympathizing scum.

>>32538962
>Someone got Pinkie Pie
That lucky bastard. All I got was Dazzler...

>>32538962
Santa is giving out Pinkie Pie realdolls now?

>>32538987
Are you kidding? I almost died of a HNNNGGGG attack when i saw that picture for the first time.

Do you think Spike would get larger if he were to 'hoard' ladies

do you think that's what they're going for

>>32539010
BEST
CHRISTMAS
EVER

>>32539013
DO NOT EVER POST THAT PIC AGAIN!

>>32539019

four to go

>>32538965
I read an H:FY story like this once. Humanity avoided extinction simply because we were better lovers than all the aliens that might have wanted to kill us. They eventually go extinct or are replaced with half-breeds because they are to busy fucking with us instead of their space women.

>>32538831
okay, what I see:
> they show some sci-fi looking thing
> they show photos of damaged arm
> words, words, word
> they show "healed" arm

yep, looks lik the usual shit on tv

>>32539019
GG, why do I love you?...

>You only think about the consequences of human-pony contact because it's what you want, and because you're a lonely bastard with nothing else to do
>The rest of humanity will take life as it comes and just fucking roll with it
>We'll sit back and lust after ponies while otherwise normal people just fall in love with the odd mare or stallion and things go happily

feels bad man

well that was fun. i learned some stuff and i learned what i need to work on.

>>32539035
which pic

>>32539042
You can print a fucking kidney, why couldn't you spray skin?

>>32539042

You know what people say about not blindly believing everything you see on TV?

The opposite is true as well.

>>32539019
GLITTER
DRAW THIS
>>32537328
>>32538347

>>32539057
Oh god man, get that thing off here

>>32539053
WHY HUMAN ANATOMY ON PONY

>>32539019
possibly?

I mean you could try it, purley for science puposes of cource

Also It's not exactly hard to hoard fluttersy when she sort of just cowers on the floor whenever spike goes around to say hi

She doesn't mean to, she's just really scared of older dragons (she's more into dragon ss in reality).

>>32539053
Why Twilight has a human butt?

>>32539035
Why?

>>32539053
hey
how about my request
with a saddle

>>32538982
oh!
But of course.

then again the muzzle velocity on those early brown bess muskets wasn't too great. Though with a 1oz or higher weight, they had so much god damn energy behind em...and the caliber of those fucking balls were fucking huge. So just from the permanent cavity from the ball through crushing force alone. I mean have you ever seen the cavity of a shotgun slug?

When it fully expands, a slug can make a 6" cavity! That's from a 12 gauge slug! Though modern powder loads are much hotter than their earlier equivalents. Not to mention rifled slugs (which are rifled to reduce friction on the barrel and increase velocity) can really make a difference, you can imagine just how devastating such a wound would be. Amputations galore!

>>32539057
I LOVE THAT PICTURE

POST IT MORE OFTEN