IZ TIME FOR ZE PONYPARTEN JA

>No bronies allowed.

I like the way you think, OP.

>>32520154
Go back to /b/

>>32520154

>>32520154
>Every poni loved and tolerated
This is brony shit faggot.

To keep off bronies, something NOBODY would find arousing, in my naive mind.

It is actually nice that you can just search for 'My Little Pony' in pixiv.

Please don't spank me /co/

why are pones so cute

Wow.

Hmm... Okay Japan, I kinda didn't expect this one.

http://www.metro.co.uk/weird/867726-new-zealand-pub-serves-apple-flavoured-horse-semen

>>32520232

Well okay.
Why would I even spank you anyway?

>>32520146

http://fim.413chan.net/fic/res/15657.html

>>32520186
UNTZ UNTZ PONYPARTEN

But aren't ponies for girls?

>>32520233
They are a bioweapon engineered to demasculinize humanity ahead of the culling.

>>32520248
Interesting.

I HAVE NEVER WATCHES ANY EPISODES

But I have saved silly funny images

Does this make me a fag

My goodness me! This pony didn't want this! Clearly any sexual desire I have had instantly dissipated.

>>32520292
That's how I started, bro..

>>32520252

PONYPARTEN JA

damnit Tumblr

>>32520292
Get out while you still can.

>>32520269
My Little Pony is a man's show and I'm a man!

>>32520292
You'll come around!

Huh...are we REALLY moving here?

>>32520309
What the fuck?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lxGWkon7WdQ

PONYPARTEN ZEIT

UNTZ UNTZ UNTZ UNTZ UNTZ

why is braeburn so cute

why do i stay up late at night wondering what it would be like to bury my face in his feathery mane, to stroke his velvety cock, to palm his warm balls, heavy with his sweet appley cum

does anyone else feel this way

Do tears work as lubricant?

anybody else here flat out skip the S2 Rarity episodes?

I gave them a good 5 minutes then gave up

http://fim.413chan.net/oatmeal/res/8869.html
Saw this in last thread and it seems really cool. But I don't know shit about producing/making music

>>32520325
Is who really moving here?

>>32520232
Okay I won't.

>>32520295
you broke her legs

>>32520320
Yeah

a manchild show

>>32520292

JA
COME JOIN ZE PONYPARTEN

>>32520309
I cannot into Tumblr, but when you say that you mean just one artist on Tumblr?

>>32520292
That sounds familiar somehow...

>>32520252

>drinking cider
>see that link combined with that image
>burst out laughing

oh god motherfucker you caught me off guard

>>32520295
Well with her legs bent like that...

>>32520292
That's how I started too
But go away
Don't join the autism

>>32520350
You of all people Naboo?

A classy lady with a classy bed and a tumor acting like a nose.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AtyvDYlOqNs&skipcontrinter=1

PONYPARTEN
UNTS UNTS UNTS UNTS

>>32520321
>You'll come around!
not
>give it time

So I've been thinking about Celestia's abilities and this is what I've come up with so far:

Precognition (to an extent)
Massive magic-telekinetic powers. (moving the sun)
Immortal? Close?

Etc. if she's not a god, she's damn near close. But there's also the question of last weeks episode: "and the unicorns used their magic to raise the sun." is there a 'chosen' pair of ponies to control the sun and moon? are they born every X years?

Why is Celestia so powerful and old?

>>32520346
Not quite as well as one may think.

>>32520405
god what is wrong with their head?

>>32520252

Oh wow. I don't think I can laugh hard enough to express how funny I find this.

COME ON EVERYPONI SMILE SMILE SMILE!

Sorry if I drizzled on your head. Sometimes I forget to hold it in when I feel like peeing.

>>32520392
>>32520314
OKAY I'm LEAVING. I just leave this picture of Pinkie Pie here!

Oh no... I know them by name... It's too late? No...... NO.

>>32520405
Makes her look like a damn kobold, doesn't it?

>>32520405
>Worst pony

I dunno man, season 2 really fleshed her out quite nicely.

>>32520447
Can't, too tired.

>>32520365

>>32520451
It's too late now.

I am honestly quite impressed by this. She looked rather adorable, to be honest.

Hat is best pony.

Also, I believe that is all the main characters.

>>32520456
daww, kobolds are cute.

you guys always have art books. I look for painting books but they are all for specific types of painting and never on the general idea of painting itself. Where do you get started?

>>32520367
I mean what gets reblogged.
It's weird stuff, but it's not that bad

you have won a date with the pone of your choice tonight

who is it and where are the two of you going

>>32520471
Why is she so angry?

>>32520471
Why does she have two of those thingies ponytails? in her mane? I thought she only had one.

>>32520471
>Ponies
>Dakimakura

>I'll start working on that project in an hour I swear!
>Four hours later I'm here, still lurking MLPG
WHY.

>>32520447
STOP MOCKING ME!

>>32520449
I like pee pony

Then there's this one last picture. I have no idea who this is.

Just kidding. Pink Hair is one of the loveliest background pony.

>>32520507
>I'll start my christmas vacation one day early so I can practice drawing!
>I just spent 8 hours on MLPG!

Someone draw Rainbow Dash rakeing Scootaloo

>>32520507
You're a lazy undependable leech on society. That's why.

>>32520447

>>32520547
scootaloo isn't a pile of leaves.

>>32520534
That's really cute.
>>32520493
Fluttershy
I don't know take her out to dinner somewhere, maybe a movie? Then take her to her home and wish her good night.

>>32520536
Oh god this.
>I'll finish that song for sure
>Only have 40 seconds out of 300 done after 10 hours because >MLPG

>>32520449
Drizzle is a much better name than 'Raindrops'

>>32520555
I love how sarcastic Smart Cookie was in this episode.

>>32520507
I have been painting with as mouse for eight hourss

>>32520493
Any of the Apple family to grab a drink at the bar and just shoot the shit with whoever (though I expect Granny Smith to be a little on the not-so-talkative side) happens to be with me.

Yes, even Applebloom, I know she's been more than often to their "apple cellar".
AJ was propably putting new locks in there when Twilight decided to drop-in.

>>32520555
Puddin' head was the best part.

>>32520534

STOP FUCKING POSTING PONY DAKIMAKURA

>>32520558
Well, I'm going there tomorrow, which will be tonight for you.

>>32520594

>>32520601
>DAKIMAKURA
you keep using that word. What is it?

>>32520614
Oh shit.
I just got it.
Shit.
Those body pillows.

Ugh...kind of drained.
Can someone post some energetic Twilight or Luna for me?

>>32520614
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dakimakura

>>32520627

>>32520627

>>32520627
I'm so tired no amount of energetic pony could keep me awake.
But I want to browse pony.

>>32520601
Oh, don't worry, that's the last one. If you are disturbed by it, you're probably not a brony.

>>32520614
It's a body-length pillow that you hug while you sleep. Quite common in my country. I am quite surprised you people didn't have it.

Also, centaurs should totally be the next big thing.

>>32520605

http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=WbBLFlp606U

The comments.
The fucking comments.

Someone tell this girl to apply for American Idol.
Can you listen to the whole thing?

>>32520655
Please

Stop talking.

Oh my gosh there's like 2 feet of snow outside.

>>32520672
>filename

>>32520655
Well, taking MLP cannon into account, the only centaur we've seen tried to bring about eternal night and was basically a bastard


And beside it'd ruin any Four Horsemen jokes we might have

>>32520660
Oh god what

>>32520682
Oh god there's like water to the knee outside
It was snow yesterday
Fuck this weather

>>32520672
I couldnt stand 5 seconds of the refrain.

>>32520682
There's, like, NO snow here...
I'm in Wisconsin! Where are you guys!?

>>32520493
Braeburn
Rape factory

>>32520672

>>32520682
No snow in Finland. Y'know, where those polar bears live?

>>32520672
>those vocals

do they even know what compression fucking is? seriously that was dire. never sing into a little computer mic either, if you cant get yourself a condenser just pop out and get a lil shure, its not dear at all and we dont have to listen to you like you're straining out a shit two stalls down

>>32520493
Twilight
The library
We fuck

>>32520655
Got any more of these?

>>32520682
>that feel when you've never seen actual snow IRL

>>32520655
I became a brony because I enjoyed the show, not to be like... like... LIKE http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xxlm4lyJ-FY

>>32520232
...I...uh....I need to go.....

>>32520672
My computer's speakers are fucked so I couldn't listen to that. I just saw Derpy, muffin and 20% and I instadisliked.

>>32520672
Wait, people LIKE this?
Jesus fucking Christ.

>>32520732
I find that offensive sir.

I sound like an angel when I strain a shit out two stalls down.

>>32520672
>MFW they give derpy lines and hire this girl for it

>>32520774
It's nothing special.

>>32520730
Vitun harmaa sää saatana.
>>32520758
>that feel when I miss it now that there isn't any

>>32520672
>filename

>>32520493
what if I take Derpy to the carnival?

>>32520726
Oh Rose, that reminds me!

I forgot to colour a little bit of derpy's hair. See the blac line in the middle of nowhere near her ear?

Yeah, my bad

have a complete colour

>>32520682
Hello, new reaction image

>>32520758
Hahaha, faggot.

>>32520779
Your rage face is insufficient

>>32520655

>>32520776
that may be but the sound quality is just awful. If we are to hear your angels squeezing we must have a clear, well compressed vocal, double tracked. not that mess.

>>32520675

>>32520726
Why are your pony faces so wide/

>>32520800

http://www.equestriadaily.com/2011/12/ponyarchive-officially-shuts-down.html#comment-form

While we are on the topic of laughing at comments that do not make sense in the mortal world.
>>32520802
Will this suffice?

>>32520822
I like round faces.

>>32520758
Snow is overrated. Only children can really enjoy it because it doesn't cause problems for them.

You stumble upen an filly Applejack on the streets. She's wet, she's lonely and she needs a home.

What do you do?

>>32520800
I like the whole Gap in Appleblooms teeth.

It suits her character.

>>32520732
Are you British? I did not understand like a fourth of what you just said.

>>32520849
I suppose it will have to do

>>32520876
How heavy are baby ponies?

>>32520833

>>32520880
She can squirt apple flavored juice concentrate from the government from it.

>>32520876
Take her and give her my fat, is the only choice.

I just had what may have been the best fap of my life

>>32520860
Snow is only overrated by those who can't appreciate it, like yourself.

that video isn't all that bad
look at this new shit i got from it
◷‿◵

aw yeah

>>32520876
Cover her with my coat and take her home, I suppose.

>>32520876

I kick her for being in my way and making me stumble.

>>32520876
Lock her up in my basement and basically give her this treatment.

>>32520876
hope to god I got a friend!

>>32520908
>fat

I mean hat.

>>32520849
>Pony archive shuts down because Hasbro is starting to sell their stuff.
>FUCK YOU HASBRO YOU NO BRO

Ahahahahah what a bunch of faggots.

>>32520909
Prostate stimulation is amazing and I would recommend it to everyone.

>>32520909
What was your material?

pony topic is best topic

Sometimes, pony is a bee.

>>32520876

Pick her up. Carry her home. Raise her as my own.

>>32520929
zecora has pretty eyes.

>>32520920
✉
LOOK AT THIS SHIT.
DO YOU SEE IT?
YES YOU CAN YOU SHITSTAIN ON SOCIETY, IT'S MAIL.
CAN YOU WORTHLESS FUCK MAKE A MAIL ICON?
I DIDN'T THINK SO.

>>32520885
yes, would you like a translation? I tend to type how i speak, a rather brisque cockney accent

>>32520926
This.
But with this treatment.
Sub appendages where applicable.

>>32520945
Gah, stop wanking over those background ponies

>>32520794
Olisi edes ohut valkoinen peite lunta ja pari astetta pakkasta. En muuta pyydä.

>>32520822
Just a lot of bad habits with the way I make lines when doodling

>>32520937

Too fucking late neckbeardyou have given her all of your fat and now all you have left is the unshaven pubes on your face and a (probably) shitty hat.

>>32520929
When I was living with my aunt and cousins I used to say to my little cousin (who was less than a year old at the time) Zecora's "beware, beware you pony folk" line, imitating Zecora's voice, and it used to make her smile
eventually she started imitating it, saying "beware" although since she was only little it was more of a "bwehh bwehh"

>>32520876
Kick her away. Mud ponies are dirt, who would ever want that stinking thing?

>>32520943
The pony in the post you're quoting.

It's so bad, but it felt so good.

>>32520973
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SegvNkWgoOY

>>32520937
Too late, I am now imagining Han Solo slicing you open and stuffing Applejack inside.

Yes, I know it smells you stupid pony.

>>32520986
HNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNG

>>32520983
what pen do you draw with, rose?

also how do I configure custom pens?

does anyone have a comprehensive guide to SAI?

>>32520983

Make the widest pony face possible

>>32520977
Vittu mieluummin jäätä taivaalta ko tällästä räntää.
>>32520926
She's just a filly you sick fuck
and fuck you sideways with an industrial rasp for reminding me that that existed!

>>32521005
>That feel when you've fapped to ponies so much that it doesn't feel wrong anymore

>>32520917
Snow is inclement weather that forces additional maintenance on cars and homes on top of suddenly making people drive like retards. It comes with ice on roads, sidewalks, and driveways. Where I live snow is synonymous with "I sure as hell hope you didn't plan on going anywhere, and that your various insurances are up to date".

>>32521011
What DO bronies smell like on the inside?

>>32521018
Does this help any?

I'll see if I can stream and help you with SAI when I'm not so busy

>>32520945
She was cute

>>32521005
Well sure, but what image/story?

>>32521036
Sooo, you're saying it's okay if I do it with a mare? Who's the sick fuck now?

>>32521005
Just pictures or a fic?
>>32520999
I would. I actually like the earth ponies more than the other races.
>that feel when >>32520876 prompts like this never go anywhere
>>32521040
It didn't feel wrong from the start, which is kinda weird seeing everyone's reactions.

>>32520876
Provide shelter, care, and a hat.

>>32520983
I think they're cute, personally.

>>32521011
Is she going to be ok inside of me?

>>32520986
You should have grown some of those blue flowers in your garden, and then taught her that the blue leaves weren't a joke. That'd be even more adorable.

>>32521049
The most terrible odor.

Shame, an unwashed corpse and Cheetos.

>>32521059
well, yeah. cheers for that.

I just started today doodling some topical things, like this, and I wanna be good like you. I can only draw non digitally though. its learning all over again, fucking balls.

>>32520999

>Not liking earth ponies

What a douche.

>>32521084
No, I just had to go barf after gazing at the first line of that text.
It's not fine in any case.

>>32521090
>spoiler

Thats the only way.

>>32521087
Yeah, masturbation is just masturbation. If something gets you off, that's the end of it. As long as you don't let it affect how you act in general, who cares?

>>32521048
>Can't drive with ice on the roads

The only people that do this are old people who should be dead, and foreigners.

>>32521101
>How CL sees Fluttershy.
FUCK I laughed, asshole.

Thanks, now my day is better, jerk.

>>32520999
We already say no bronies allowed faggot.

>>32521130
like >rape?

So let's duscuss what poon have biggest penis.

Pic related.

>>32521081
Just this little thing that I've been too lazy to finish: "Stroke me here instead," she whispers as she uses her pink tail to move your hand from her wings to her flank. Her behavior startles you and you want to protest, this is supposed to be a NON-SEXUAL cuddling contest! But her nibbling on your ear and the feel of the warmth and curviness of her flank silences you. Your pants steadily begin to tighten, and her moving from your ear to lovingly gaze into your eyes makes you want her more and more. Then, she uses a hind leg to slowly take off your pants...
You snap back to reality for a brief moment. You feel nervous, really nervous. But her gentle gaze keeps telling you that it's okay. You start to relax again, and you let the sensation of her flank arouse you some more. Your pants are almost completely off now, and she's already started peeling off your tented boxers with her hoof.

Meanwhile, her face is moving closer to yours. Another thought flashes through your mind, "why is she suddenly being so assertive?" Another thought suddenly arrives to you as if in answer. "It's always the quiet ones."

But part of why I haven't finished yet is because writing it makes me feel... uncomfortable.

>>32521123
Go back to ponychan.

>>32521164
...I've never been to ponychan.

I want to say JAPAAAAAN, but then a montage of horrible pictures in the previous threads strike me in the head.

>>32521136
>People who cannot drive on ice.
Those silly fucking commoners.

i bet they use studded tires too.

>>32521145
In my headcanon he has a really tiny penis and is muscular to compensate. That's also why he calls himself BIG mac.
This guy obviously has the biggest dick.

>>32521145
More like little Mac

>>32520876

Take her home and love her to death!

>>32521159
Man, I wish you would.
But if it makes you uncomfortable, I can't help you I suppose.
I hear some writers just get drunk.
TWA just said "he finally lost it" or something like that when he wrote his first clopfic.

>>32521145

>>32520973

Never anon! The background ponies are my waifus. ALL OF THEM

>>32521181
>Twilight Twinkle
my sides

>>32521145
I do believe I'll take that title good sir.

Just look at that fucking horn

>>32521201
>>32521206
Don't be silly, you don't get to choose your own nickname.

>>32521229
shut up SB

>>32521225
>love her until she dies of natural causes or if I happen to die first

>>32521232
Ah hell no niggu! Carrot Top is mine!

So where the hell is the rest of this anyway?

would you give a pony analingus

which one

>>32521145
This guy
He still doesn't understand what it's for

>>32521273
Oh, AP! Happy belated birthday, man!

>>32521273
God-tier choice nigga

>>32521136
I agree, but that doesn't change the fact most people around here go full retard once there's frost on the ground. Rain we're used to, it rains most of the year, but we only get snow for a few days, sometimes a week or two, and it always causes havoc.

>>32521232
what about Pokey?

>>32521294
this

>>32521299
> Pegasus
> Big penis

> laughingfillies.png

>>32521294
It doesn't.

>>32521273

Well I suppose I don't need Carrot but Rose is all mine

>>32521298
Pony would have to ask me first
And even then only if they really wanted to
AJ or FS

>>32521136
>Can't drive with ice pack on the roads
Racist.

>>32521351

>>32521346
Hes half Earth pony. The half that counts.

>>32521351
Why would I ever pay to see >applecest?
I want that stuff eradicated from existence.

>>32521365
I fucking lol'd.

>>32521373
>fanon

>>32521302
Ah, thank you very much! Actually got a birthday pic from someanonpony (pic related). Aaah, feels good to wake up with eating cake.
>broken tablet pen tip
Was not the greatest thing to woke up t.....
>the store doesn't have replacement and most order
ffffffffffffffffffffff

One thing I did like about Pony Archive was the color correction. I have a Season pass on iTunes to the show, but I always watched the ones off of pony archive.

I have a DRM stripper, what would I need to do to the video feed to color correct the future episodes myself?

>>32521338

Pokey is awesome, I like the background stallions too. Though I was bummed they changed his cutie mark.

That or hourglass cutie marks are some kind of cutie mark disease that is infectious

>>32521294
>Google search by image
>Get this

Wat

>>32521370
Applecest is best cest

>>32521145
This is a response, but I don't want you to think about futa.

>>32521326
It snows 7 months out of the year here, I can't really feel your feel that you're feeling.

>>32520232
Bad Derpy! No muffins, you will spoil your dinner!

>>32521385
what sort of tablet pen is it? i'll happily replace it for you! just tell me how and i'll get it done this week.

>>32521397
The only good cest is ApplejackxFancyjack.

>>32521087
>that feel when >>32520876 prompts like this never go anywhere

How about a slight variation?
>You come across filly versions of the mane six in an alleyway huddling for warmth. They are so young and weak that they can't even walk on their own. You could carry one, maybe two at most. The others you'd have to come back for and there's absolutely no guarantee that they would survive until you got back.

>Who do you save?

>>32521397
this

>>32521232

I think not my good man!

Mayor Mare is all kinds of mine! Calling it! Nuff said, done deal!

>>32521351
There are other guys for AJ you know!

Like... Uhm...

>>32521421
RAINBOW DASH

>>32521390
mah nigga

>>32521433
She is a lesbian man.

>>32521433
There's always soarin.

And that new crack ship Applespike.

>>32521421
Can I pick one and send the rest to Equestria?
Also I take Applejack.

>>32521446

haha hadn't seen that one yet

>>32521421
>craft sled from alleyway debris
>save them all

>>32521458
>Soarin

Fuck no.

>>32521421
I can't help but save AJ and FS first
And then I'd still have to run back for Twilight and Pinkie.
I'd still jog for Rarity but I'm not sure I'd bother with Dash, some Dashfag could get her.

>>32521370
There's nothing quite like the forbidden love between siblings eh Rapey?

>>32521421
NIGGA NO YOU CAN PICK THEM ALL UP
LIKE A BOUQUET
BOUQUET OF CUTE PONIES
I'd save Twilight

>>32521475
Yes.

>>32521458
>soarin

>>32521421
Applejack. So I can hug her with both my arms on my way home.

>>32521389
anyone?

>>32521145
>a unlikley challenger apperas.jpg

but seriously face it

caramel's voice is rediculous because of it

Meanwhile, in Ponyarchive

>>32521390
They're all time lords.

>>32521513
They pay with their blood.
Im ok with this.

>>32521490
Wait, what
That shotgun
Pump/lever-action/doublebarrel
at the same time
I
what

>>32521513
>ponarchive
and nothing of value was lost

>>32521145
Big hige enormous stallion cuddler

>>32521458
> Race-mixing

>>32521458
yes.

Also
>Dat human soarinjack by JJ

>>32521421
Wait, depressed Pinkie or happy Pinkie?

>>32521421
Is it possible for us to work around? Could I grab two people off the street and have them help me out? Would it be possible to put them all in my car and drive them home?

If not, I'll just have to resign myself to saving Pinkie and Rarity, followed by Fluttershy and Applejack, and then Dash and Twilight.

>>32521421
Skin earthies.
Use skin as tiny adorable coats for unicorns.
Use unicorns to stab pegasi like stabbing garbage with a stick.

Carry all of them and feel proud that I solved this predicament in the smartest way possible.

I keep thinking that I should spoiler this for some reason.

>>32521421
Why cant I hold all these ponies.jpg

>>32521462

You aren't a wizard. You're just some guy who finds a pile of baby ponies and, unfortunately, you can't carry them all. You'll come back as soon as you can, but there's no guarantee that they'll still be here or that they'll even survive the trip back. And just a head's up, Fluttershy doesn't look too good.

>>32521509
>caramel
>having a penis bigger than two inches inch
I call bullshit

>>32521357
I have no objections
>>32521418
no it is the little plastic tip that are replaceable and gets worn down (pic related, the small plastic stuff)
>>32521321
ah hell yeah!

>>32521549
0% body fat

>>32521421

Well, I'd probably have to leave Fluttershy if I wanted to pick up two of them since she's a little older and bigger. I'd just grab two of them and cover the rest with my jacket until I got back. Maybe call a friend or report it on the way.

Basically I'd do the same thing that I'd do if I found a box of freezing kittens in an alleyway or something; I'd immediately try to save all of them, it wouldn't even cross my mind which ones I'd personally want to save over the others.

hey /co/ i got a question. does it matter which tablet you wanna get if your gonna use SAI to draw?

>>32521525
I don't see two barrels in there.
Nor a lever, it just looks like she's holding it weird.
JJ can't into guns.

>>32521556
Ok, first I take Applejack and Fluttershy.

>>32521525

artists never know anything about guns.

its best to just let it go.

>>32521556
oh shit yeah. its gonna be a merry christmas here at the glue factory

>>32521569
No

>>32521558

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Alf2WofFseM

>>32521525
Tacticool redneck weaponry.

>>32521558
>two inches inch
dammit

>>32521525
its JJ. rules don't apply to popular artists

>>32521421
I PICK THEM ALL UP

I AM A MAN

I WILL SAVE PONY

>>32521558
Fuck yo shit

>>32521556
HHHHHHHHHHNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN
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>>32521560
oh. so you just order a replacement for free from the manufacturer? or do you need to pay for it?

>>32521573
The way her hand is around the trigger makes it appear as if she has her hand in the lever-loop
I don't even know man

>>32521591
The entire stock can be disassembled into two rolls of duct tape and a Kerr jar of moonshine.

>>32521433
Applespike is the closest non-incest hetero ship she has so far, which I approve of because the way she says "Spahk" is super cute.

>>32521556
Pick up AJ and Fluttershy, cover the rest of the ponies with my coat, and run like I've never ran before.
Or I could empty my bag and fit Twilight there, I'd save three ponies at once.

>>32521629
Im not a big fan but its way better than Soarin.

I was painting and I something I thought was cool

>>32521624
You're right.
Maybe the "pump" is just a textured handle.

>>32521556
>can't carry them all

Dash is just over three feet tall, and was able to toss Babby Swag like it was nothing. I could carry at least four, all six if I take my jacket off.

>>32521469

They could die in the time it takes you to build this sled!

>>32521495

In this scenario, baby ponies are not small enough to carry them all. Imagine carrying five or six medium-sized dogs in your arms. Simply can't be done.

>>32521540

She's happy, though her hair is still straight.

>>32521542

You don't have a car, at least not one you could reach quickly, and it's the dead of night. There's like no-one around except maybe a crackhead.

>>32521543

Well... that's just awful.

>>32521556
NO FUCK YOU I CARRY ALL THE PONIES

THE IN THE ARMS, ONE ON MY HEAD, TWO IN THE BACKBACK

>>32521649
was? As in, you're finished? seriously?

>>32521629
The entire ship is run by 2 anons constantly requesting it and Glitter.

It's going to go down very, very quickly at this rate.

>>32521661
Use my jacket to cover the other 4, take AJ and Fluttershy adn run like a crazy nigger.

The hatred you all have for applecest makes me sick

Their love is a true love

>>32521556
Theres no way I'm leaving without all of them.

>>32521665
no but I wouldn't speak in both present and past tense

>>32521698
who said we all hated it?

>>32521698
>fanon

>>32521699
So you're just gonna stand there and let them freeze to death?

>>32521612
We all know that Caramel have timy penis and he likes Big Mac's giant dick in his ass.

heh

>>32521698
I love applecest

>>32521698
People who are into incest don't have siblings themselves

>>32521661
But I do have a car! And-

Ugh, fine, if we're going to play this your way...I could probably handle all of this just fine did I not have to live by your arbitrary rules! You're killing all those ponies, Goro, you cruel fiend! But, fine. Do I have a mobile phone on me?

>>32521629
> AJ feels Spike's boner poking her.

>>32521619
free actually, I only got the tablet little then a year ago. Got some paper saying "replace all things for free under 2 years", so Im all good, just annoying to wait. But thanks for offering your help.
brohoof.jpg

>>32521600
>>32521664

Half your baby ponies die while you spend you awkwardly try to carry back six baby ponies to your house.

Hey guys. Earlier we were all talking about ponies laughing alone with salad.

I drew this, if anyone who was in that thread is still here.

>>32521715
Build a pony a fire, and they'll be warm for a day. Set a pony on fire, and they'll be warm for the rest of their life.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0GdfAoE9__g

>>32521717
>Implying it's not the other way around
>Big mac's ass is like a giant red target all day erryday
>caramel has the weirdest boner.jpg

>>32521661
Ok fine, I make a fire for them to warm up FIRST and then build my sled

>>32521728
Kind of annoyed that JJ's last few drawing sprees have had Big Mac with damn near everybody but Fluttershy.

>>32521737
>Dash, Twi and Fluttershy die

Good I still have my favorites.

>>32521730
but that's wrong man.

>>32521645
Well, yeah, Soarin/Spike made no sense whatsoever. They had never even stand in the same frame!

I really like this humanization of Applejack, although she looked slightly man-ish.

>>32521738
Nice, but she should be telepathically lifting a fork or something

>>32521770
Fine, only faggots like NTSTSTST like applecest.

>>32521699

Then I guess you'll be spending your time watching a bunch of baby ponies die out in the cold.

How do you sleep at night.jpg

>>32521747
WHAT THE FUCK MAN

>>32521730
this

>>32521737
FATHER CHRISTMAS CAN GO EAT A ROTTEN DICK, I'M SAVING THESE PONIES

I AM A MAN, I CAN CARRY MANY PONIES

>>32521759
you have to endure his streams

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>>32521385
Oh yeah, that was me.

...Again, I apologize for how crappy it looks, haha.

>>32521722
Wait, why did you change his avatar?

Also, is that real? I'm starting to question it since you already enhanced the image.

>>32521556
I save all of them.
Fuck your logic.

>>32521799
No.

>>32521781
and faggots like SB

>>32521783
>How do you sleep at night.

With a new cozy made out of free baby pony pelts.

Moron.

>>32521779
Oh yeah, I was going to do that!

Perhaps I'll add one now.

>>32521799
Bit early, lad.

>>32521737
But will we ever find out what happens to those people who leave 4 behind and run back and forth with two ponies at a time?