Pony threads are tiring

HAAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Which of you was it?

>>32509278
Was wha?

>>32509268
So the part where the wing joins the spine is an erogenous zone?

Canon.

faggots

>>32509287
faggots making us look bad... again

>>32509301
no thanks i don't smoke

>mfw I need to shit so hard

>>32509310
I smoke. Can I have your share of faggots?

Other ideas for CMCs being bad at rapists

>try to abduct person by throwing a net over them
>end up getting tangled in it themselves
>end up asking for help and instead just invite them over for a sleepover

I`m taking a break, watching AT and Cowboy Bebop for the first time.

I need more crossdressing art.

>>32509324
you can have all the faggots

>>32509294
>ISFP
>Fluttershy
Like I said, that chart is very inaccurate. Fluttershy is definitely an ISFJ.
>ISFJ
>Theme is protecting and caretaking.
>ISFP
>Theme is composing.

LK is streaming

http://www.livestream.com/itsponytime

He's working on his piece for the calender

Humanised scratch reclining on a big beanbag

I just recently started watching this and now I have to wait 3 weeks for a new episode? Being caught up on stuff sucks! Guess I'll hang out at MLPG.

So something interesting... my favorite CMC is Applebloom, but I really don't care for applejack! Anyone else has a favorite CMC that doesn't fit with you favorite pony?
Applejack - Applebloom
Rarity - Sweetie Bell
Scootaloo - Rainbow Dash (not her sis but her hero)

>>32509243
With a science as inexact as defining personality, I don't think the test is such a bad way to go about it.

Again, pretty solidly INTP. Sure, I possibly could have picked this out if I had gone through the effort of reading a basic description of each type, but a test led me there much more efficiently, and pretty damn accurately.

Last 2 times I took that test thing I got either Rarity or Cheerilee.

>>32509363
Sweetie Belle has been my favorite CMC ever since her voice turned squeaky.

But Applejack is my favorite pone.

>>32509363
I love Sweetie Belle, but I'm not too fond of Rarity.

>>32509332
honestly out of everything that has come out of this idea the single funniest thing is the idea of any of the ponies fucking up trying to use chloroform and knocking themselves out because they have to use their mouths as hands.

>>32509363
Who is your favorite main pone?

Should be we worried about Terse possibly fucking Reu, now that we know about his murder fetish?

More Fluttershy and the wayward human

>>32509405

Not this shit again.

>>32509405
Please dont make this into another Terse general, I don`t care what tripfags do in their free time.

>>32509416
Next time he catches her trying to roofie one of his drinks.

>>32509375
I shouldn't say tests are extremely inaccurate, but they aren't perfect at all. The most accurate way to determine your type is comparing cognitive functions.

Also, when determining the type of others comparing cognitive functions is much easier. It allows you to pick out specific traits of theirs, and use those traits to determine the type more quickly, and more accurately.

>>32509405
No. That's their business.

Now post ponies.

>>32509401
My favorite main pone has to be Fluttershy, but I will say, the smile smile smile song almost turned me.

>>32509416
let me guess

Hes drinking ginger ale

>>32509349
>humanized

Nah, let me know when ponies are involved

>>32509387

Second, Squeaky Belle adds a whole other layer of cuteness on her.

Did someone already make a reggae pone song?

>>32509400
The only think is people would say Sweetie would just use her magic


But not if shes the first one to try it

Earth ponies are useless in battle.

Where did cheerilee being an agent of discord come from anyway?

>>32509436
Also the way the test is administered matters. A random online test is going to produce more variable results than someone doing it in person when they know what they're doing.

Just a warning, next major get on this board belongs to Godard, Malle, Lelouch, Polanski, and Truffaut.

>>32509447
>Raridash

At least this one isn't as retarded as Appledash and Rarijack

>>32509363
Welcome, ponyfag.

Yeah, there are plenty of people who will have the same "mismatch." The thing is, the CMC aren't always completely like their main cast counterpart. It's because the CMC aren't just little versions of the main cast character they are most closely associated with, they are different characters.

My favorite pony when I started watching was Fluttershy, but it moved towards Twilight Sparkle some time after season 2 started. My favorite CMC has always been Sweetie Belle.

>>32509416

These are funny, and kinda cute.

>>32509446
No, because she wouldn't be trying to get him drunk on ginger ale.

>>32509416

What if humanfetish Fluttershy had a human doll?

>>32509462
I dunno, they're pretty heavy. Could probably throw one really hard

>>32509447
>those ponies are kissing
>they must be fucking

>>32509445
I can never pick a best pony. All of them are awesome, and my favorite varies depending on the episode. All of them except for Applejack, and maybe Pinkie Pie. If I had to pick my favorite pony would probably be Twilight, Rarity, or Rainbow Dash

>>32509487
>those ponies are fucking
>they must be acquaintances

I have no harder experience but pot, mushrooms and Xtabs have always been so nice
I so want to snuggle and trip with this pony, which pony would you like to do what with? Anything at all.

>>32509445
>flutterfag
oh, you're one of THOSE people

>>32509364
>harder edged, but still goofy and eccentric discord
SOMEONE DID IT RIGHT FOR ONCE
HOLY SHIT

>>32509498

>these ponies are acquaintances
>they must be planning a heist

>>32509472

Rarijack kinda makes sense, if you go for the whole opposites attract thing.

>>32509483
Human finds a pony blow up doll in fluttershy's closet with his face crudely drawn on it.

>>32509491
>Twilight, Rarity
MAH NIG
>RD
Not mah nigga but still you got good tastes.

>>32509332
>CMCs break into person's room in the middle of the night
>quietly and sneakily get into their bed and.....just go to sleep with them.
>They think this is how it goes

Seen this before but never took the time to read through all the options. I suppose according to this chart I identify the most with Luna.

I don't know how to feel about that.

>>32509491
>Not having Pinkie Pie as your absolute favorite
WELL I fully respect your opinions, though I disagree with them.

>>32509516
>ponies planning a heist
>more guards at the diamond vault

>>32509467
Also, when taking the test for another person two problems come up. The first one isn't really a problem actually, and actually helps for a more accurate result. MBTI tests, and most opinion-based tests in general, are often biased. Some people chose what they want to be, rather than what they are. Even if you don't think you do it, you probably do too. When taking it for another person, it's less likely that your responses will be biased.

Secondly, since you aren't that person, not all of your answers are accurate. You may think someone would answer a question one way, but they would answer it in a totally different way.

Back when I was a kid, if there were any sort of cartoon popularity contests only the coolest, most manly cartoon characters would win.

I genuinely wonder how this generation's kids feel about this outcome. I bet that plenty of 10yo boys voted for Optimus Prime and Joker(?) and are disgusted by the fact that Pinkie Pie and Discord won.

>>32509461
I don't think sweetie has learned how to do magic yet. she always uses her mouth. And we know that unicorns aren't born able to do their magic, in the CMC flashback episode even twilight struggled a bit the very first time she turned a page of a book with her magic.

>>32509532
What is this chart I've heard so much about?

>>32509521
>opposites attract thing.
Yeah that's kind of the main problem
It doesn't happen
Have any of you guys ever been in a relationship before?
the whole opposites attract is bullshit. 99% of the time it doesn't work and even if it does it will be constantly strained.

>>32509540

>more unexpected guards in the bank and the plan goes to shit
>WHERE THE FUCK IS THE VAN

>>32509523
Or a crude drawing of his face taped to it.

>>32509511
What can I say? Fluttershy is the obvious choice for those with a white knight mentality. Of course, they all have their good points.

>>32509554
They'll just have to deal with it and accept maturity.

>>32509554

people tend to forget that this show wasn't made for them

>>32509569
>find the van
>FS is the driver

>>32509483
She would have to get Twilight to use her magic
But surely she would never go that far

>>32509527
Twilight and Rarity are probably my favorites, but I like RD too much to not include her.

>>32509575

You mean like we have?

>extremely tired
>force self to draw one last pony before sleep

and this is what you get

>>32509583
>ponies driving a van
>rape

>>32509579

That's right. It was made for ME

>>32509590
Yup!

wait is this a trick question?

>>32509584

Glitter Glue why havent you turned Rarity riding Twilight into a fetish yet?

she could practise with one of her dolls

Makes me realize I haven't pchatted in forever.

It's funny how Applejack treats her trees like kids and yet kicks them.

>>32509532

owups.

>>32509193

>>32509584

>>32509594
>rape

>>32509611
>Glitter Glue why havent you turned Rarity riding Twilight into a fetish yet?
Because >gay

>>32509602
Excuse me, its called MY Little Pony

Not SOME FAGGOT's little pony. Step off

>>32509618
She would make a great mother.

>>32509624

>dolphins tipped off the guards that there'd be a heist
>now the ponies are doing time and getting raped by dolphins

BAD END BAD END BAD END

>>32509510
smoke weed with zecora
she's got the good stuff mon'

>>32509639
RELOAD RELOAD

>>32509620
People are referring to that chart too much. The descriptions are accurate, but most of the types barely match the pony. Once again, they labelled Fluttershy as an ISFP, when she's clearly an ISFJ. Also, I don't even understand why they think Celestia is an INTJ.

remember the two ponies going in when Depry popped out of the well? that was nuts!

>>32509639
>dolphin rape gangs
>ON LAND

Human uses Fluttershy's computer. Finds searches for humanxpony porn, how to attract humans, etc.

>>32509593
PRAISE SLAANESH!

>>32509654
Truly the end if humanity

>>32509651
Derpy is a major cockblock

>>32509654
>In the final shot, a dolphin picks up a pony with it's prehensile penis and carries it away, back to the sea.

>>32509613
who the hell
why is your art style not familiar to me

>>32509565
Yeah, one of the elements of long-lasting relationship is FRIENDSHIP on top of the romantic part. People with opposite interests are rarely friends.

>>32509675
>the sun is setting over the sea

>>32509675
And thats where sea ponies come from!

>>32509561

I'm interested as well. Will someone say something?

>>32509644
what if Zecora wanted to cuddle as you blew down? Would you get cuddly with Zecora?

>>32509678
>Not recognizing Weaver's paintchat style

>>32509646
As biased as this probably sounds, I think mine is even more accurate than that one, despite a lot of the matches being forced.

guys how much would it suck if you woke up one day and had all the main six ponies as your asshole roomates.

God.. just disregard personality charts/tests, they're so damn inaccurate. During such tests, people are either full of themselves or just answer a certain way to get the most desirable result.

>YEAH, I'M SUCH A COOL OUTGOING ADVENTUROUS PERSON JUST LIKE RAINBOW DASH... even though I'm a introverted shut-in who actively avoids social interactions and would shit my pants if somebody started trouble with me.

>>32509702
no.

>>32509726
I dont see why they would be assholes.

>>32509727
Which is why my chart is based on cognitive processes, the only true way to come up with an accurate result. I'll admit even by using cognitive functions the results can be flawed though.

>>32509726
When did I rent out space in my asshole?

>>32509646

Indeed true. One thing I wonder, however, is if a person can be trusted to be telling the truth by identifying with one of these alignments. It seems very unreliable; there's no way of knowing if the person actually does fit the alignment, or if they subconsciously wish they fit the alignment. Then again, my expertise is in engineering, not psychology, so I digress.

>>32509727
I have come to terms with the fact that I am a fluttershy.

>>32509760
When you realized there was a market for asshole real estate.

>>32509734
But I think she would totally snuggly. sure she looks a little coarser, but give her a chance! she can be super cute. not enough people draw her

>>32509711
No, that's Mangneto.

>>32509776
>What a terrible place. Its a real hole

>>32509787

But none of those ponies are chubby

>>32509781
Zecroa can be cute too
Just giver her a chance, you dirty jew

>>32509763
The purpose of making my chart wasn't for others to have something to reference. If you want to know your type you'll actually have to find what type best matches you, but even that can be biased. The purpose of my chart was purely boredom. I just woke up this morning and thought, "Hey Me, wouldn't it be awesome if you found out which MLP characters represent each type."

>>32509789
>It smells like ass and looks like shit

hey glitter glue, how come you have so many names?

are you satan?

>>32509808
He takes the names of the people he kills in combat.

>>32509808
Glitter Glue is the pony devil

But you know, its my little pony, so hes more or less harmless

>>32509767
Me too, really. I'm perfectly fine with that though.

>>32509727
> Anyone can relate to Twilight who studies probably more than 6 hours a day.

"She's such an awkward dork like me tiihii."

> Anyone can relate to Rarity who runs a business and has routine in her life.

"Herp she's so fabulous and knows a lot about fashion. I wear clothes!"

> Anyone can relate to Fluttershy who might be socially awkward and shy, but still bears a punch and does not fret when in serious danger.

"I used to be quiet in school. I didn't have many friends because I was shy. She's like me!"

> Anyone can relate to Pinkie Pie who organizes parties for her FRIENDS and always has an positive attitude.

"I like to party. I guess Pinkie and I are very much alike."

> Anyone can relate to Applejack who actually works for a living and gets things done. Lazy is not in her dictionary

"But I work! 6 hours a day."

>>32509821
I just love that face in the second to last panel

>>32509831

Does he sing and dance like the robot devil though?

Welp, I've got a new OTP.

>>32509860
Scrunchy levels are reaching dangerous limits!

>>32509767

These charts seem to rank me strikingly close to Fluttershy, and that personality test gave me her as a result, but I still can't help but question it. I'm very stubborn on certain issues, and will argue just for the sake of arguing. Not here, of course, I try to keep my cool as often as possible to avoid bothering anyone out of respect, but elswhere? Yeah, I can be a pretty big dick.

The introversion is true, though. It's a big part of why I live alone and work a very isolated job. I also have a shitload of pets, so I don't know, maybe it is accurate.

I'm rambling, though. This thread is about ponies, not my questioning of my identity, so I'll shut up now.

Earlier today I was b& for
>Replying to ponyspam outside the official MLP thread
even though it WAS in here.
Now it appears to have been lifted...
Anyone else? What happened?

Are there muslims in Equestria?

>>32509871
yes, but hes has no back up musicians, so its not as good

>>32509876

Inferior.

>>32509885
Welcome to hours ago.

>>32509893

Goddamn it.

>>32509888
Why do you keep asking that every thread, Applejack?

>>32509888
No.

>>32509899
>gay shipping
PFFFHHHAAHAHAHAHA

>>32509838
I feel annoying referencing cognitive functions so much, but I'll mention them again.
>Twilight-INTP
>Desire for knowledge, analytic and observant by nature. Her Deceiving Se trait is demonstrated by her wish to take immediate actions against Nightmare Moon. Her Aspirational Fe is shown by her realization of the importance of friendship.
The only problem I had with Twilight was her love from organization. Generally INTP's are very disorganized, and INTJ's are the ones who enjoy organization.

While I was creating my chart I took the time to write out evidence supporting why each character was a certain type.

guys I'm coloring this arm candy pony and I don't even know

post her for me

>>32509899
>Twist with straight hair
HNNNNNNNNNG

>>32509876
> Diamond Tiara wouldn't become a trophy wife like that slutty unicorn who always sucks Fancy Pants dick.

>>32509902
Yeah yeah - Care to fill me in?

>>32509876
like that stuck up little cunt would give anyone who's not a real royalty the time of the day.

>>32509927
Mod banned everyone in the thread. Shit happened, and now we're here.

Serious question to bronies.

Why do you like this show?

>>32509920
sure, why not

>>32509938
>meets princess Celestia
>still give her crap

>>32509880
>Stubborn in certain issues
You have an Opposing Se trait, which means your Dominant Trait is Si.
>You enjoy caring for your pets
That's a Supporting Fe trait.
You're probably an ISFJ (Fluttershy).

I saw this post the other night and wanted to try my hand at it, let me know if I'm doing it right.
You get to befriend and live with one of the main cast of My Little Pony, which one would you choose?

Twilight Sparkle
-Socially awkward except when she's around her best friends
-Everything that's happening in her life is more important than what's going on in yours
-Never changes plans and expects the same from you

Pinkie Pie
-Constantly invites people you don't know over to your place
-Parties all night, even when you have to get up in the morning

Rarity
-Everything has to be her way from the place is set up to what you eat for meals
-She can make and leave a huge mess everywhere but you can't

Applejack
-You have to move to the farm, with the rest of her family
-You are the outsider and if you annoy one of them, they're all annoyed at you

Fluttershy
-Constantly brings home more pets for you both to take care of (think crazy cat lady)
-Never wants to be in social situations unless it's with HER friends

Rainbow Dash
-Constantly wants your help with things she's doing, never cares about what you have to do
-Always has to one-up you on everything

So what do you think guys? Decisions? Addendums?

>>32509953
>bronies
We are ponyfags, sir.

>>32509961
That sounds horrible.

>>32509953
it was way better than a My Little Pony show was expected to be, it's like Sienfield

>>32509953
Cute, funny and likable characters.

>>32509938
I've come to think of the word >pfft as patcher fast fourier transform
anyone else?... Where my Max/MSP bros at?

>>32509961
>you are the outsider in Applejack's family

Apart from they are the most welcoming bunch of people ever.

>>32509961

None of them. Any of those situations would just lead to arguing and frustration

>>32509961
Twilight Sparkle. We share a desire for knowledge. If she was a human I could probably spend hours talking to her about pretty much any subject. She seems like she'd be a good friend to have, and resembles most of my friends.

>>32509787
i was about to say
i've had weaver's art dick in my face for a long time, i'd know it when i saw it

>>32509955
is that accurate to a screen shot though? I don't remember the white stripe but everyone drew it

>>32510024

>>32510024

So guys who do you think it's the richest out of the mane cast

>You have to move to the farm, with the rest of her family
>You are the outsider and if you annoy one of them, they're all annoyed at you
gosh, all two of them?
I think you'd be better off pushing the hard labor angle here.

>>32510066
Rarity.

>>32509961
Applejack. Just so I can score.

>>32510066
Rarity probably

>>32509993
I actually grew up in the country around groups like that. They are very welcoming but sometimes if you slight just one of them, they have a mob mentality. One of my friends moved into a household with those kind of people and they became pretty much the punching bag for everyone's frustration.

>>32509957

I don't quite understand that, though. I would think the fact that I enjoy arguing at all pretty much nullifies any chance of my personality being comparable to Fluttershy's. I mean, to be honest, I come from a long line of men that suffer from anger issues, and I have by far not been excluded from that trait.

Like I said, though, my expertise is not in psychology. I'm not attempting to contradict you, I am merely skeptical.

>>32509876
>>32509899
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Well guys, I'm going to bed. I wanted to be asleep about three and a half hours ago. I'm leaving for vacation in the morning and if I sleep the entire car ride there I won't sleep tomorrow night, and my schedule will be fucked up the whole vacation, which would suck.

>>32510084
Something on your mind?

>>32510066
Simple Rarity
Has her own shop, business is booming, makes her own cloths.
Yeah she probably pays a lot for fancy things but she can afford them easily

>>32510076
if you move in with applejack and want to score you have to partake in the ceremony of the splitting of the red sea. Would you still do it?

>>32509953
Because it's closer to things they watched as a kid, like animanics or tiny toons, then the old MLP and other girl cartoons, but replace the pop culture references with mythology and fantasy references.

Also it does things with flash that even the show creator who has worked in animation for decades thought was impossible till Studio B was all like "nah we can do that no prob."

>>32510096
NO I'M PERFECTLY FINE

>>32510101
How many times must I see this picture?

>>32510101
Obviously. That's not even a question.

>>32510101
For Applejack. Yes.

>>32509876

>>32510108

Faceless_posts_his_status_on_facebook.avi

>>32510072
3 of them, Granny Smith, Applebloom and Big Mac. Applebloom can be a bit of a brat sometimes and I wouldn't want to get on Big Mac's bad side.

>>32510083
The Opposing trait is a shadow process. In other words, it's the opposite of most of your main traits. Arguing just for the sake of arguing is an argument caused by the Se trait, which is the desire to act in immediate context. The opposite of that (dominate trait) is Si, which is characterized by recalling past experiences, or carefully considering all options before deciding on something. This is characterized by Fluttershy's shyness. Her opposing trait can be seen in Dragonshy when she yells at the dragon.

>>32510048
where is the porn of Fancypants plowing her?

>>32510122
>>32510120
>>32510116
oh no, that's just to get to 1st base with granny smith. to get to applejack there's many of trials left.

>>32510108
okay then

>>32510108
Dude some people like the characters you hate the most
It happens
I for one like Silver Spoon and Diamond Tiara mainly because I've met many kids like them and most of the times it's not their fault.
It's the parents who ruins them.
And in the end it's quite sad that they end with no friends.

>>32510135
Nothing could prevent me from gaining access to AJ's apple crumble.

>>32509961
If I choose Applejack, can I ride on her back?

>>32510134
Fancypants would never fuck his fancy daughter! That is incest!

does he look like an apple farmer to you?

>>32510133
To picture an ISFJ's opposing trait in your head think "Flutterbitch" from "The Best Night Ever" and "Dragonshy"

>>32510143
How can you be proud of a cutie mark that shows that your talent is being a spoiled brat?

>>32510024
>>32510034
what strip?

>>32510034
>>32510048
okay then thanks

Ponies! at Wrestlemania all the shipping in the world won't save you!

20-0

>>32509961

Twilight is the most appealing. I'm pretty boring and most of the time others provide some sort of excitement in my life. I'd probably not like the self-centeredness too much, but it beats all the flaws in the other 5.

>>32510168
in her hair

>>32509961
See I don't have to hang with any of the ponies because I have to deal with this exact bullshit with my real life friends/roomates/girlfriends

>>32510133

I have no response to this. I guess I am indeed relatable to Fluttershy. At least I learned something about myself tonight, I suppose. Thank you for having the patience to put up with my incessant questioning.

>>32510183

AJ vs. The Undertaker in a cage match for title.

guys since ponies are naked all the time do you think when kids play spin the bottle the skip pass the kissing and go straight for the oral sex

>go on dating website
>1 New Message
>open
>read this

Well I have four horses which i ride and carriage drive, a few cats, my beautiful hognose viper- Luna, chickens and fish- i get on with animals.. My passion is my work (mechanics); especially Motorsports. I love to laugh and have quite a dark sense of humour. I dislike pop and R&B etc. etc. I'm more in love with real music.. Led Zep, Pink Floyyd, Evanescence, Iron Maiden and such. I'm also incredibally sociable, my body just attracts a***holes it seems :P But one of my favourite things is that i volunteer abroad for 7-8 weeks atleast every year.. I've helped build Schools, Wells, Houses.. Even taught lessons :) It's something i hold dear to me.. I love children, baking, baking children and getting dressed up :) (not in a slappers manner however)

No pictures were provided, and none were on the profile. I am worried that people like this might find me attractive.

>>32510227
he's taking on all of them

>>32510183
Bring it, brother!

>>32510250
godfuckingdamnit.gif

>>32510224
No need to thank me, believe it or not I actually enjoy figuring out people's types. Gives me something to do, and I like figuring things out anyway.

Anyway, like I said earlier I meant to be in bed about four hours ago. I'm going to bed. I feel like you guys are more tolerable than most of the people in /b/'s pony threads, so I'll probably start posting here more often. Anyway, good night everyone.

>>32510245
Horsefuckers can't be choosers, bro.

>>32510245
Put a ring on that.

>>32510256
I think if anyone could take the smile right off Pinkie it's the Undertaker

or a sneak attack from Randy Orton

>>32510265
After I read it again, sans the crazy cat lady vibe, she does seem pretty down to earth and normal, plus she likes some awesome music.

She has an athletic figure, apparently. Just no pics.

>>32510245

he doesn't seem that bad
just a bit of poor wording here or there...

>>32510283

>dating webstie
>no pics

Atleast reply and see what "she" says.

Sounds totally legit bro.

>>32510283
get a pic before doing anything in RL

>>32510283
this is her

>>32510166

>>32510301
She's not a body builder.

This is her.

>>32510321

NNNNNOPE.

>>32510321
>rd + aj

Fucks sake.

Did we ever hear from The Guy Who Dreams About Being Kidnapped By Pinkie Pie And Dragged To Ponyville again?

>>32510276
Pinkie is use to gummy not anything like The Apex Predator like Orton

>>32510166
But it doesn't. The tiara and spoon could literally mean anything, there's no interpretive rule. We're just judging an open, expressive system based on our own preconceptions.

>>32510333
>"I AM GOING TO WEAR YOUR SKIN"

>>32510339

Silver spoon is synonymous with inherited wealth, though.

>>32510339
True. they could be good at jewelery and silver forging or something.

>>32510351
or she could be an artisan silverware crafter

>>32510333
Pinkie got him
She gets everyone.
I pity the next victim...

>>32510333
He fell off the radar awhile ago. We came to the conclusion that what was going on in his head to make him hallucinate like that finally killed him, he gave up on his troll, or she finally got him for good and moved onto TheBlueb or whatever his name is.

>>32510349
He was dreaming of Pinkie Pie, not Lyra.

>>32510360
Well, there's a possibility, yes, but cutie marks are usually metaphorical and idiomatic to the pony that owns it.

Yay for ponies in dreams again.
They were just side characters, but still.
The first one was a part where I was having a battle of some sort (I think I was in Skyrim) and Velvet Remedy healed me.
And near the end of my dream Derpy gave me some delicious biscuits. She didn't say a single word, just stared at me with wall-eyes, smiled, and gave me biscuits.

>>32510351
Oh, yeah, definitely, but who says that being born with a silver spoon doesn't mean you can't manage that wealth well? It could potentially suggest she is going to pass all that wealth on, maybe even increase it. Or she could be the sort of person that designs cutlery. Point is, it's not so closed, you know? A cutie mark can mean anything.

>>32510356
Yeah, definitely. I like to think Diamond Tiara is a jeweller, and Silver Spoon an artisan, and some day they'll just grow up and get on with their lives. Everyone eventually does.

>>32510333

He gone. It seems now she has chosen Blueb as her next potential victim.

We've also speculated on the possibility that she has abducted other anons before they had a chance to warn us. It might even be possible that she abducted one or several tripfags, and posts in these threads sometimes, impersonating them, trying to get us to let our guard down.

We must all remain wary.

post your most shameful

>>32510385
Oh god...
What if...what if she was the buses all along?

>>32510380
If your dream was any movie, you'd have been drugged and raped

>>32510339
Cherilee's explanation of her mark showed that there's an element of symbolism involved, so it's possible that a cutie mark is partially what you make of it.

You know, a story about Diamond Tiara and Silver Spoon realizing that they have a choice between being spoiled brats and jewelers/silversmiths/philanthropists/whatever could actually be really cool.

>>32510385
>everyone except me is Pinkie
Truman show all over again

>>32510392
>there flowers as a cutie mark
>Fuck that gardening is gay they mean I make children smile

>>32510385
That's just ridicoulus, why would she kidnap anyone, especially tripfags...

We don't need to fear about something like Pinkie stepping out of the monitor and kidnapping us!

>>32510397

I'm certainly not Pinkie Pie.

SAVE US RANDY ORTON FROM PINKIEPIE!

>>32510407
>there
Ok time for me to go to bed
Bye /co/

Get alode of this thread.
>>32508636

Serious question, MLPG. Why do ponies make so many people so upset? Its effect on people who don't like it is worse than anything I've ever seen. What's so special?

>mfw making a song with actual voices from the show
IT'S SO MUCH WORK

>>32510411
She kidnapped Spike and held him against his will for fucks sake.

>>32510397
shhhhhhhhhhhhhh

>>32510374
THE OTHERPONY TRICKED HIM WITH FUN AND GAMES

THEN SHE SEWED HOOVES ONTO HIS WRISTS AND ANKLES

AND ATE HIS LIFE

>>32510415
Of course you aren't Pinkie Pie, Lyra. We aren't blind.

>>32510421
>alode

What?

>>32510423
No, no, silly, you don't need to worry.
Just lay back.
Everything will be fine.
You won't be kidnapped.

>>32510411
Now see, I'd think you were Pinkie Pie but you hate Applejack far too much.

>>32510392
Yeah. I like the idea that there's a certain element of literality to it, and the rest is up to the interpretation of the individual. It means the system isn't deterministic. Determinism sucks.

>>32510422
DO IT ANYWAY MAN
and with that, i'm off

>>32510445
>DO IT ANYWAY MAN
I'm going to do it but still...
SO MUCH WORK.

>>32510388
Does anyone else think that the ending of that fic was pathetic compared to the rest of it?

so this kidnapping? does she force you to be her friend?

>>32510439
Yes yes, I hate her SooooooOOOOOooo much, that smelly-drinky-dirtpants!

>>32510452
Yes

>>32510421
Some people take MLP too far and tries to shove it in peoples faces.

>>32510433
It's like an alot, except smaller and can fly.

>>32510439

IT'S REVERSE PSYCHOLOGY. PANIC.

>>32510463
Ah, that clarified it. Thanks.

>>32510452
It was said that the ending was carved into stone from the very beginning.
It felt rushed, but I don't think it was THAT bad.

>>32510463
Why did this make laugh so hard?

>>32510466
>they all float down here.jpg

>>32510453
no Jason you still will not have friends

>>32510444
>>32510444
why do I want to make out with that face with the force of a thousand moltons

>>32510502
because look at that.

>>32510481
It was also treated like it was some sort of permanent death when in fact she shouldn't have to spend more than a decade in there after all the Elements of Harmony are finally found.

>>32510452
didn't it end just like a Fallout? Abruptly

>>32510461
Aspies shove everything in everyone's faces. What makes pony different?

Post a short summary of FE:E pelase.

>>32510521
aspiechan.

>>32510521
dunno.

>>32510516
It let down too far too fast. Instead of having an entire chapter devoted to the end it should have just been half a chapter.

It's like if Fallout had ended with you defeating the Master then walking all the way back to the vault, instead of going straight back to the Vault and that end I don't think anyone saw coming.

>>32510514
well I'm sure the afterword will be ten years later

>>32510539
Oh, I forgot about that. We can expect that in about a week, right?

>>32510527
War between Zebras and Ponies, Nuke-like megaspells kill everyone, Stables are the only places were ponies survived, one of the ponies leaves one of the stables, and the lesbian protagonist who has a crush on said pony goes after her to find her, et cetera.

>>32510551
yup, day after christmas, six days from now

>>32510339
>>32510392
The crown could symbolise the she is always "being the first". First being noticed, first being in the center of news/happenings, etc. That kind of a star of the "school/uni/hym" etc.

Silver Spoon could mean that the owner is good at being hanger-on. Spoon - "support". Always near by when needed to so something, but that's about it. "Silver' because she is somehow a match to *diamond* tiara (NOT PLEBIAN)

>>32510560
Shit why is Christmas so soon? I haven't even wrapped my presents yet.

>>32510569
Shit, I didn't even buy anything for anyone except my girlfriend.
It will be a last minute shopping spree.

>>32510569
I haven't even bought my presents yet.

>>32510569
that takes like half an hour. max.

>>32510569
I still have to paint something for my dad. Shit, I haven't even sketched out the outlines yet.

>>32510556
man that's the setup not a summary
>>32510527
Lesbian ventures out into the world and learns valuable life lessons in pain goodness love and friendship

>>32510569
>>32510585
Shit, why is Christmas so soon?

I won't even be getting any money this month because the Social Dept. got a new guy on my case and he's a fucking retard.

>>32510601
Fuck, why do we have to buy material things to show our family and loved ones that we don't hate them?

>christmas in 6 days
>mfw I haven't gone christmas shopping yet

FFFFFFFF atleast I'm going today and not on my birthday tomorrow, leaves me more time for ponies.

Already did my shopping, but I didn't have my tree up until yesterday.

I probably won't take it down until February. I am such a lazy cunt.

I can't decide if 4chan+ is having troubles or the thread is just fucking slow.

taking sad/angry draw requests

>>32510664
Twilight Being sad over a ruined book.

>>32510660
Most likely slow since it's probably 3-6 AM for most people.
Hell, it's 5:30 over here but i'm up cause it's been almost 30 hours since I last slept anyways.

>>32510660

Just slow. I was a little surprised when I watched the new Two Best Friends Play, came back to this tab, and only two new posts showed up when I refreshed.

>>32510664

Pinkie Pie is looking wistfully at a photo of her and her 3 sisters playing when they were young.

>>32510664
Lickity-Split mad/sad he gets no love

>>32510698

*Her and her 2 sisters.

Well this isn't directly pony related, but Russia's working on a delivery system for a 100MT nuke.

http://defense.aol.com/2011/12/19/russia-accelerates-new-super-nuke-after-talks-breakdown-with-u-s?n
cid=webmail4

>>32510715
>aol
what is this 1995?

>>32510245
>baking children

>>32510715
"You know mankind has been trying to kill each other off since the beginning of the time, Now, we have the firepower to finish off the job"

PUTIN IS IN TROUBLE

GO TO RUSSIA AND VOTE PUTIN RIGHT NOW

>>32510715

It doesn't say anywhere in that article that the device is 100mt, it says the warhead is 100 tons, though.

>>32510753

>watchmen pony art

Oh boy, time for some rage.

>>32510763

>>32510777
No, that cutie mark. Why the fuck.

>>32510780
>dare to be stupid
Damn it, now that song is stuck in my head!

>>32510758
I WOULD IF I COULD.

FIRST KIM JONG IL AND NOW THIS. WHAT IS THE WORLD COMING TO?

>Decide to have a look at a "brony" TF2 server out of mere curiosity
>Oh shit nigger pony map this is pretty cool
>Chat is filled with saddle sore people that type like they have a lava lamp shoved up their ass
>"STUP SHOTTING ME!!"
>"y cant we maek peece?"

Fuck me and my curiosity.

>>32510796
Everything is going to hell.

>>32510800
>"STUP SHOTTING ME!!"
>"y cant we maek peece?"

Wait...what?

Putin is in trouble? The fuck is going on?

>>32510800
See, I hope you experienced the shit we do when you post those autistic images.

>>32510815

You mean my so called "art"?

DO SOMETHING THAT MAKES YOU FEEL BETTER

>>32510116

Many, many more times dear anon

>>32510812
that guy that owns that sports team wants to take his place

>>32510838

Oh boy, here we go.

Back in the day we had the russian secret police take care of shit like this.

>>32510812
The Russian's are assdamaged that we won't give them our missile defense secrets.

>>32510829
No no no no no, Your art is Grade 1, First class art drawing material.

You know the kind of pictures I'm talking about.
The kind of pictures that you always post when we want to kill image limits.

>>32510829
Did Wesdaman ever find your DA page?

Can we have sex now?

would you a zebra? I know I would. Her eyes are so pretty.

>>32510888
But I can't fuck her eyes...

>>32510886

I can post some pics of my weighted balls, if that's what you mean.

>>32510899
>implying

>>32510850

I THINK I KNOW WHAT YOU'RE REFERRING TO, AND IF I'M WRONG BLAME ME NOT GETTING MUCH SLEEP.

Also

>Same server has this music selection thing
>Buttons for different songs
>Decide to press random buttons, creating a symphony of terror
>Admin gets mad off his nut
>Never get caught

DAFTYKINS, THE MASTER OF SABOTAGE.

>>32510899
You can stare into them while you make gentle but passionate love to her.

>>32510901
Oh no...no no no thanks...

>>32510907
>Creating a symphony of terror
Why did I laugh so hard?

>>32510907
Draw Griffy meeting The Doctor

>>32510800
post that server ID

I wanna annoy bronies

Ok guise, time for some good pone music

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MLxTEV5vpyg

>>32510888
I might.

Would you a dragon?

>>32510907
I can't begin imagine how much mind-altering drugs you must use to be such a genious idiot.

>>32510901

>>32510945
>Barely Eagle

>>32510920
Better yet, write a five chapter fanfic about this.

>>32510888
that mouth looks so kissable

>>32510888
you just know zecora would make a great aunt or grandmother.

>>32510948

To be honest the teachers called me a stoner in highschool.

How would the ponies repel a Tyranid invasion?

>Had a poni related dream for the first time
>It was a dream about the General
>It was Roogna being a brony (you know, using terms like "bucking" or "20% cooler")

>Had a poni related dream for the first time
>MLPG...Roogna

Why...

Which pony gives the best blowjob?

>>32510945
only if she was of age
how does dragon age consent work

>>32510977
because

>>32510968
I wonder why!

>>32510977
i'm surprised i wasn't in a corner fucking the milf from omue umasou and yelling TUBULAR

>>32510971
See Swarm of the century.

>>32510920
>>32510961

HOLY FUCK THESE ARE THE BEST IDEAS. OKAY SO SHOULD IT BE DOCTOR WHOOVES OR REGULAR DOCTOR?

>>32510977
My first dream was about Applejack. She was lying on my stomach eating a maple leaf. I don't even like Applejack.

Dreams are weird.

>>32510996
I'd like regular doctor...but Dr. Whooves wouldn't be bad

>>32510998
i smoked ponies in my dream

>>32510977
I dreamt that me, heavy, scout and twilight sparkle beat the shit out of an old man.
Don't worry, he was clearly satan.
It was awesome.

>>32510998
My first pony dream had Fluttershy in it if I remember correctly.
I've yet to see Pinkie Pie in my dreams...

I dream of Vinyl, taunting me, every night. It is torturous.

Right guys, today starts my tablet training, I will get used to using it by using the stylus as a mouse pointer.

It's going to be an arduous journey, but it'll be worth it when I can finally join the ranks of the decent drawfags.

>>32511023
but she dreams about you.

>>32510998

My first pony dream involved Fluttershy being dragged off by a guy in a suit to be tortured, she screamed and cried out for help from me, but that suit man, it was so nice.

>>32510998
>>32511019
>>32511023
But this is like a first kiss, I never dreamed something poni-related before (I don't usually remember my dreams, though) and it was a dream of you guys...Roogna posting Pinkie Pie...

I feel dirty

>>32511037

Obviously the suit comes before the pony. It's just the way it is. Fluttershy should have known that.

>>32510942
It is nice. not very pony. is it their theme?

>>32511033
And I dream about her in a different way...
Non-sexually

>>32510977
My first real pony dream was Lyra, Twilight Sparkle, Rarity, and me sitting at the table in the break room where I worked at the time of this dream I was unemployed and have never worked in a place with an actual break room. Lyra was trying to sell me some awesome lollipops for too low a price and I was trying to haggle the price up. The dream ended with us agreeing on a price and me digging through the bag. One of the lollipops was shaped like a giraffe.

Before that I had dreams that I was reading the General, and on three occasions after reading a few chapter F:E before bed I have dreamed that was was reading the next chapter. Once my dream actually managed to get part of the next chapter right.

>>32510923

Here you go, I might join you soon, the code phrase is: Griffy is mai waifu

216.185.109.68:37415

>>32510996
Regular.

>>32511055
Leth is proud of you >winky winky

>>32511068
Must resist

>>32511080
must not fap

>>32511080

DO IT FAGGOT.

>>32510910
>>32510951

awww come on guys! Look at what you'll be missing out on!

>>32511091
That thing in your balls make your penis small?

>>32511068
Oh, no, I'm not going on there for a few hours.
>no steam access here

>>32511075
>Leth winking at SMILE

>>32511089
If you're with me~

>>32511091

That'll barely touch the sides.

>>32511091
You deserve nothing less
http://efukt.com/20895_The_Dangers_Of_CBT.html

Thanks go to /v/

>>32511110
Hey, hand off of Dafty, fagget!
I called dibs on him!

>>32511116
>The dangers of CBT
NOPE
NOOOOOOOPE

>>32511119
Can't we share?

>>32511121
The dangers of Computer Based Training?

>>32511123
________No______

>>32511132
;_;

>>32511055

YOU KNOW WHAT THIS THREAD NEEDS..........

>>32511145
I might have an idea!

>>32511145

FEETS!

>>32511145
>>32511157
>>32511164

>>32511164

>>32511164
It looks like she has lactated through her jacket.

>>32511171

>>32511157
>>32511164

>>32511179
Her toes are fucked up.

>>32511119

I NEED SOMEONE ELSE FOR WHEN NTSTS ISN'T AWAKE FAGET.

>>32511187
That's hardly the worst part of the picture.

>>32511179