>adult ponies
Thats called a contradiction son. Kill yourself.

>>32505110
The apple one is probably safer to use - the candy cane doesn't have a standard height, it could be poni sized.

>>32505182
The candy cane was explicitly mentioned as eight feet when they were playing I Spy.

>>32505110
NACHO AUTISM DETECTED
EXTRA JALEPENJO, HOLY SHIT
THESE ARE TERRIBLE
SEND THEM BACK TO THE KITCHEN
OH SHIT THEY'RE COOKED BY SOMEONE WITH DOWNS
OH, THE EQUESTRIAN-HUMANITY!

>>32505110
>3.5ft tall ponies
ok with this

I'd like to know why ponies use feet as a measurement when they have hooves.

>>32505110
1.1 meters?
I'm okay with this

>>32505280
cut it out, boner

>>32505290
HNNNNNNNNNNNNNG! They are so small!

>>32505280
The Metric system.

>>32505110
Still puts the buffalos at a rather huge size.

>>32505280

Tiny poni wud loev cuddle

>>32505280
Because Equestria is earth in the future and all of the ponies are metamorphosed humans clinging to their old ways.

>>32505304
Have you ever seen a buffalo in person?

>>32505295

Wherever ye be let your boner go free

>>32505110
That pony is farther back than Scootaloo.You need to find a cap of Scootaloo standing next to an adult pony in order to find the height of said pony.

>>32505110
Did you account for the candy cane being tilted to the side?

And how tall does this make Big Mac?

>>32505280
>I'd like to know why ponies use feet as a measurement when they have hooves.

>>32505320
No.
But since it's Applebloom, ALL OF THE HUGS.

>>32505179
>he still thinks that the word pony is related to age and not adult size

Is "Equestria" just the continent?
What is the name of the world?
What other creatures live in the world?

>>32505328
Have you ever seen Buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo?

(it doesn't even look like a word anymore.)

well...art streams seem to be wearing thin.

anyone up for another movie tonight?

>>32505356
>Lyra's Father

>>32504741
>>32504885
http://vocaroo.com/?media=vXsFGe9TjOAR2LOHI

>>32505367
It could be both, see New York as an example.

>>32505373
Funny enough I'm actually gonna stream. Thought about having the audio on but my roommates are playing Rockband.

>>32505373
Only if it's Olive the other reindeer.

>>32505387
...I see how it is.

>>32505329
>>32505280
Why the fuck do these keep getting reposted?

>>32505387
kill it with fire

Very nice. They are just the right size for hugs.

>>32505332
That's why there's a question mark. She's a few feet behind Scootaloo, but if you measure it straight across she'd be about three feet. 3.5-4 is a decent estimate.

>>32505347
No, but neither did they when they used it in I Spy.

>>32505387

LIEK DIS IF U CRY ERRY TYME ;_;

>>32505378
It has taken far too long for someone to call me out on that file name.

>>32505367
Equestria has been called a "country" a few times.
This episode implies the planet's name is "Earth", though Puddinghead also wanted to call the new country "Earth".

>>32505387
I think I'm having a heart attack.

>>32505314
A copypasta of a copypasta, meh.

>>32505314
You and I both know if humans transform into ponies somehow, it's just going to be from some nano tech / gene-splice gone awry.

The original intent was to cure ADHD, depression, and significantly increase penis size.

>>32505367
It is just the continent (or country, whatever)
Well it's not earth obviously.
Buffalo, dragons, possibly more creatures from the 3.5 Monster Manual.

>>32505387
Quit breaking my heart, because I know I'll never be with you

>>32505387
>ay-non

>>32505378
no such thing as aliens, go about your daily business.

>>32505441
>nano tech

Alright guys.

What are some things unrelated to ponies that you were exposed to in pony threads and now love?

If it weren't for pony threads I honestly would never have watched Doctor Who nor played Psychonauts.

>>32505329

god damn it, now is not the time

Oh fuck it, audio is staying on. It's streamin' time.

http://www.livestream.com/thatberretdude

>>32505441
>The original intent was to cure ADHD, depression, and significantly increase penis size.

Ironically enough, only the last one got done.

>You will never fit in with pony society because, not only are you a scary foreign human, but you're also a freakishly gargantuan ape monster compared to normal-sized ponies

>>32505387
my god your voice.

>>32505467
THIS SHIT RIGHT HERE

DORKS

Something about Celestia makes my chest feel like it's full of clouds, or a swarm of vicious butterflies dead set on ripping my lungs to shreds in the most gentle manner possible.

I wouldn't mind going out with her or something in that vein.

>>32505459
huh...aliens...image that

>>32505441
alopecia

>>32505467
I never beat Psychonauts. I got stuck on that Napoleon level and gave up.

>>32505502
They put up with spike. You would just be a bit bigger. Like he will get someday.

>>32505467
These threads have given me tons of new fetishes, but that's about it.

>>32505514
Oh fuck yeah how could I forget.

I still can't believe something that awesome is so obscure.

>>32505456
I couldn't get past that either

>>32505467
Indirectly I was introduced to star trek from Discord.

But ultimately it's because my dad and step mom are huge Trekkies.
Season 6 > 5

>>32505517
DWEEB
jk ilu

>>32505502
I'll have to look more carefully at the Diamond Dog episode, but they seemed to border on four to five feet tall. We'd be large and a little strange but not out of the realm of 'impossible to accept as a norm.'

>>32505504
Awful, isn't it?

>>32505467
If I hadn't gotten into pony communities, I never would have experienced the joy that is Cave Story.

HUZZAH

>>32505467
Somebody mentioned The Sopranos for one reason or another, I don't remember the context, so I started watching it. Tony's mom is such a cunt.

>>32505545
Dooks

>>32505387
...Become my wife.

>>32505502
I could use my powers of height and opposable thumbs to build magnificent towers.

>>32505520
>>32505537
>>32505387
okay.. that's enough mlpg for a week.. or month

>>32505555
Quads confirm, worst voice ever.

>>32505530
TBH I looked up a walkthrough for that section. It's the only part of the game I didn't like.

I ALMOST gave up on the last level though just because it is buttfuck hard compared to the rest of the game.

>>32505443
>yfw main cast must fight a gelatinous cube
Given that those things are exactly fifteen feet cubed, we will then have an accurate measurement for the size of ponies.

>>32505545

>RustyDooks will never have a fiesta in your pants

>>32505367
going by Hearth's warming, it's not even a continent, it's a nation

>>32505527
> the 'pony cure' was the best hair-loss treatment ever devised, its only shortcomings stemming from utter loss of human physiology.

Nanotech is a glorious and amazing thing.

>>32505555
No my voice is awful, yours is like fucking razberry sherbert on a 125 degree day. Which is to say beautiful.

>>32505502
>Ponies will assume that you're a subspecies of dragon or forest imp that hits adolescence and matures very slowly after that
>You would fit in perfectly, especially among unicorn society thanks to natural human engineering prowess

Guys.
Guys.
What if...
Guys.
What if Humans found the planet, AND THEN died off and made ponies in the fallout?
Does that make Ponies aliens too?

>>32505588
They're 10ft cubes. They're intended to fit perfectly in your standard 10ft dungeon corridors.

>>32505462
>>32505441
>My Little Pony
>Adapted for television by Hideo Kojima

Eclipse Phase is a good game that handles that. I usually take the position that someone hacked and messed with some of the nanobots while terraforming Mars. They were to poor to hire someone to fix it, and just dealt with the situation. Leaves some space for interesting geography and creatures.

>>32505367
Presumably there are other nations ruled by their respective deities

>>32505618
Don't you hate it when the ice cream melts and runs down the cone?

>>32505467
Well music and painting and games

>>32505545

DDOOOOOOOOOOOOKS

color stuff

>>32505618
Can't be worse than my voice.

>>32505588
But then people can begin arguing about whether or not it's actually to scale.

NOPONY WINS

> ponies
> 2011

>>32505599
Does this count for potential Manifest Destiny?

>>32505632
Kojima you say?

>>32505618
But quads confirmed it dude.
Gets don't lie.

>>32505637
>vault 34

Was there a vault 34? I can't remember.

>>32505618
>yours is like fucking razberry sherbert on a 125 degree day

>>32505621
What if somewhere on the ponies planet, there are elves?

Humans would be assumed to be weird elves.

>voices
>mfw everyone says I sound like a rapist or a serial killer
>mfw I got on the radio once and they cut me off halfway through because they thought I was doing an impression or something

this is bullshit, I'm neither a rapist nor a serial killer

>>32505551
Diamond Dogs would be scary in a fight. They can tunnel through dirt and stone with their paws, imagine what they could do to flesh.

>>32505621
>Skin with a bit of hair
>Dragon subspecies
But yeah, unless our guess at how tall we are compared to them is off by a lot then we should fit in pretty well. Assuming that they don't try to treat us like a cow or a sheep, that is.

>>32505332
I think they are approximately 4 feet or 1.2 meters

anyone know how to contact luke allan. i need to ask him something.

>>32505640
>mfw this makes me feel better about being not as good as dooks

>>32505688
yea you're just a raping serial killing pedophile. those bastards!

>>32505621
The whole "ten digits with opposable thumbs" thing would be pretty impressive, but without natural magic use we'd probably be considered prised precision manual laborers and specialists.

Just never reaching the heights of unicorns in Equestrian society, unless some humans go wizard when exposed to large amounts of background magic.

Give me some reasons why Spike/Rarity would never work out.

>>32505688
Roll with it bro. I'd love to be scary as fuck.

>>32505722
Fingers would be like a magic bullet for the internal clitoris

>>32505467
I remember once getting in a discussion over pony cosplayers. And I brought up other communities of cosplayers that really don't have anything to do with cartoons. Like trekkies, and renaissance festival enthusiasts, and civil war reenactors.

The civil war think got to me. And now I've a civil war history buff. No cosplay though.

>>32505590
>that feel when Daftykins will never draw pone for you

>>32505640
Actually i just finished to color the Applebloom pic, do you want me to stream while i color the Fleur de Lis one MS drew recently?

>>32505320

I would cuddle Apple Bloom like the fist of an angry god.

>>32505723
Dont give a fuck about reason, its not going to happend in the show.

>>32505642
Either way, just admit you want to see Twilight fuck a giant, quasi-sentient, slime cube's shit up with epic level magic missiles.

>>32505723
Inevitably he will eat one of her gem-laden dresses.

>>32505721

Who are you and what do you contribute?

>>32505641
Wanna bet?
http://vocaroo.com/?media=voqLHmTOxq3LbL0Yq
>>32505670
They have before.

>>32505757
Terrible phrasing bro.

>>32505723
I would but most of them would be non TV-Y rated...

Oh wait: The fact that the show wouldn't want to change and will instantly go back to status quo

>>32505737
I don't look scary at all, I'm very small-framed and I have blonde hair, so that makes it even worse. It's like when you see a short guy with a deep voice, he's like a puzzle that somebody shook up and put together the wrong way.

>>32505722
>mfw manual labor, science, and specialist trades is all we do anyways
>mfw we'd be on the same tier of worth as the majority of unicorns and high ranking earth ponies

Humans and ponies would probably get along really well, when you think about it.

Except humans are several times more racist and intolerant

oh fuck

>>32505723
Rarity is a dirty, shameless prostitute

>>32505502
This is why everyone should learn to play at least one instrument in their life. Music speaks across cultures and can make you a bit of cash if you are in a pinch.

>>32505795
It's okay, I love my war-loving hateful race of sentient apes.

>>32505723
Because AppleSpike is cuter.
>>32505775
Yeah... I realized I might have worded that wrong the moment I hit "submit"

So to whoever was talking about Andrew Jackson Jihad last night...
I downloaded People Who Eat People Are The Luckiest People In The World. I'm still reeling.
>mfw People II: The Reckoning
I was not mentally prepared for that song.

>>32505745

>do you want me to stream

YES

its always yes, dooks.

i am currently drawing horse chisteryxgoggles porn. does anyone have suggestions for chistrys color/cutiemark also should she be futa.

>>32505768
http://vocaroo.com/?media=vjk9vHobGtNlffHO4

>>32505795
There's a couple of stories by the guy who wrote the Narnia books that deal with that. Basically, they'd end up fitting right in. Humans have a high capacity for coping with the situation.

>>32505798
music is the one thing we can do better than ponies

>HAHA FUCKING UNICORNS YOU CAN'T PLAY A PIANO WORTH SHIT UNLESS IT'S YOUR SPECIAL TALENT
>LOOK AT ME PRESSING UP TO 10, NO 11, NO ,12, FUCK I CAN HIT TWO WITH ONE FINGER, 20, KEYS AT ONCE
>HAHA JELLY ENJOY BEING THE BACKGROUND PIANIST IN A BAND FOREVER WHILE I PLAY FUCKING MOZART

>>32505782
>>32505747
You guys are awful at shipping speculation.

>>32505827
Crackshipping garbage.

Ok guys, recent posts got me thinking of a situation.

An average human, male or female, ends up in Ponyville. The human has knowledge of Gun Powder and how to make firearms. How would he/she live on in Ponyville? Apply the science to something that may be beneficial or be regarded as a potential danger to national security?

>>32505757
I'll admit I'd want to see that. Or Fluttershy somehow befriend it.

Also I might as well mention I got Rhythm Heaven because of ponies.

>>32505739
> magic bullet for the internal clitoris
Now, >sexy discussion aside, let's be honest, how many ponies would be vying for an interspecies romance with the big new hurly-burly ape people on the block? They don't seem to have many qualms with Spike having a crush on Rarity, or at least don't look down on him for liking an equine, and no one raises an eyebrow that Dash and Gilda are good friends -- but those are really well-established species in Equestria. We'd be the weird migrant workers with the un-clawed hands and no appreciation for their culture as yet.

... For that matter, do you really want humans to be the Asari of Equestrian society?

>>32505563
Joy? what joy?
fuck everything

>>32505745
>forgot to export pic and post

HURR HOW I COMPUTER

>>32505834
Okey dokey! Give me 10 minutes.

>>32505767
cupcakes flash,trans am flash, rarity bath, etc and pinkie tech comics.

>>32505840
What does your actual voice sound like? It sounds like you're trying to be cutesy.

>>32505848
>Crackshipping garbage
>not posting Dashscream

>>32505836
ChisteryGoggles is the worst trip/namefag ship.

>>32505795
>Get chased out of pony towns for being a natural jackass
>Get forcibly recruited by a pack of Diamond Dogs to take advantage of your knowledge and skills
>Eventually work your way up the chain of command and take control of the pack or become a trusted adviser of the pack's Alpha
>Wreak a terrible vengeance on the ponies for chasing you out all those years ago

>>32505293
nice to hear that and about the title i dont have any idea

>>32505836
... It's a wine glass, or at least it was. Red. Fluted. Maybe tipping over.

Speaking personally I don't think Chistery is futa, so no futa.

>>32505861
>Humans be the Asari of Equestrian Society?
Chistery.

>>32505563
>Huzzah

Don't you mean Oh yeaaah!

>>32505903
Or possibly Croak

>>32505514
Holy crap, what am I looking at? I want more.

>>32505887
HOLY SHIT THIS WOULD BE AMAZING.

I am now imagining invading Ponyville with an army of Diamond Dogs.

>>32505887
>Natural intelligence nets you a position as king of their entire brutish civilization
>Apply advanced mining techniques you only heard about on the history channel
>Profit.

>>32505921
the movie is called you are umasou

>>32505840
http://vocaroo.com/?media=vPbXNkAhrEOBfMcuV

>>32505901
I'm having difficulty gauging that response

But I'm frightened.

>>32505880
Pretty dull, actually.

>>32505840
http://vocaroo.com/?media=vHIYUgwQCWEPEW1x2

>>32505887
>Slaughtering the denizens of Ponyville.
>Last survivor wants to go down fighting, and confronts you.
>It's the only one that was nice to you, weather you were a jerk or not.

>>32505844
I'm betting that just the act of playing a guitar could be hypnotic to some ponies. Especially if you gain access to magic once you get to Equestria.

>Go to Equestria, become bard

>>32505831
>he hasn't heard People II: Still peoplin'
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ehFHGrG60GQ

>>32505921
Here you go Sweetie:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l8f4S3XMWNc

>>32505876
Are you the guy doing the Mecha Pinkie story? Also, can you link your Trans Am flashes?

Twilight would probably do anything for a full encyclopedia set from another world.

Note to self: Always keep an up to date encyclopedia set on hand in case you go to equestria

BraveSpark, should I ask the thing in private or just normal?

You know who I am.

>>32505939
You use the normal voice in the streams right? Its not that bad.

>>32505921
Just start watching:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l8f4S3XMWNc

I have yet to see a single person watch this movie all the way through and not enjoy it.

>>32505795
I dunno, I think a lot of people would be willing and able to get along with them once the surrealness passed. Some people might prefer Equestria's more idealistic world to our own harsh reality.
plus, I'm sure the functional Magic would be a wet dream to some scientists, oh, and the ability for Pegasii to easily generate lightning.

>Hey, Rainbow Dash!
>Hey, what's up, hideous, freak of nature?
>Can you squeeze some lightning out of that cloud for my lightning rod? I'm gonna introduce you ponies to videogames!
>Whoa! Back the fuck up there... They're games... AND they're video?! You are fucking blowing my mind! Let's do this shit!

And then Rainbow Dash played Street Fighter bonus stages.

>>32505947
You forgot the most important class skill that bards have.
>fuck all the bitches

>>32505861
Well, Lyra, obviously. I suppose the rest of the ponies would come around when they saw how well a human would fit in their saddles and stirrups. As if it were meant to be.

>>32505930
Thanks, Anon!

>>32505939
Quit being adorable

>>32505956
>Are you the guy doing the Mecha Pinkie story?

That guy's enrolled at SCAD IIRC.

>>32505903
I'll admit I'm biased when I say I prefer HUZZAH, mainly because that was my first version of the game I played.

It's really up to personal taste, nothing to rage about like stupid fanboys who are burned by any change whatsoever.

Heck, I think the original Japanese was "HHHEEEEEYYYYYY"

>>32505961
That's usually my sleep deprived voice, then again I'm always sleep deprived so I suppose so.

>If magic comes from ponies

We're okay.

>If ponies are just utilizing natural energy that's all around them

We are the superior species if we can figure that shit out.

>>32505840
Jessy is the waifu of all years.
If your waifu isn't Jessy I feel bad for you.

>>32505329
I get a boner for big human Pinkie Pie

Ross was okay

but CL is my favorite

>>32505677
Yeah. The hotel at New Vegas, I believe.

>>32505966
And then the the rest of them, including the CMC, gathered around the old N64 and played Mario Party.
1.

>>32505966
Actually they generate electricity on at least some scale using hydro-electric dynamos. Using a Come to Life spell you could probably have enough current to run a fair number of your old electric devices.

> mfw I just had a sugar-plum-fairy dream of ponies opening their very first broadcast television station because televisions seem 'nifty'

> most of the programming is stock footage of idyllic country scenes appropriate to the seasons

> most of the humans living in Equestria find it much better than what they were used to

>>32506018
Fuck that.

Lets start off with Gears of War.

No, I wasn't banned. I wasn't even posting at the time.

>>32505956
The mecha pinkie is done by flamingo (he's a cool guy). My stuffs at: http://dx11.deviantart.com/

>>32506018
>Mario Party 1

That game singlehandedly destroyed both of my original N64 controllers with those fucking rotation minigames.

>>32506018

So they'd have to do the games that involve spinning the analog stick?

Poor bastards...

>>32506013
I thought that was 28.

Would you unwrap Twilight Sparkle like a candybar /co/?

>>32506030
Do you realize how fucked up ones hands get in that game and how many friendships have been lost due to that game?
CHANCE TIME!

Hey guys, I started up an ask blog about everyone's favorite sarcastic pony. http://sparklertheunicorn.tumblr.com/

>>32506056
You mean skin her?

What the fuck is wrong with you.

>>32506033

>>32506033
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5DAPXMZk2iw

Question: Why people ship this ponies?

>>32506060
The computer players cheated so fucking hard in that game, god damn

Picture this

Introducing ponies to film and animation

>So you take a bunch of similar pictures and go through them really fast
>They're translucent and you're shining a bright light behind them to
>MOVING PICTURES ON THE WALL
>Twilight's face when

>>32506076
musical pones

>>32506063
I laugh.

>>32505937

>>32506056
>This isn't nearly as big as the one in the book

>>32506056
Why would I unwrap that when I can fling her over the bed and twist on that gauzy shirt like a handle as I fuck her brains out?

>>32506076

>>32506054
Was it now?

What I am sure of is that there IS a Vault 34 in NV.

>>32506067
People were asking about it, it would be rude not to respond

>>32506107
http://fallout.wikia.com/wiki/Vault_34

>>32506076
A great number of complex reasons including a shared interest in music and

>>32505944
Well then you refuse to kill it, even if that means one of your dogs has to knock it out and dump it outside another town.

You are a human, not a monster.

>>32506010
http://vocaroo.com/?media=v55728asjWbQcDE5i

>>32506063
you better answer my question and it better be funny you cunt

How about some delicious Fluttercock?

>>32506033
GG... please tell me there's more... Please tell me to you didn't leave Applejack so sad...

>>32506121
But that just on... OH I GET IT!

>>32506111
>Rarity breaks his heart by lying
>Applejack is the element of honesty
There can be only one girl for you, Spike.

>>32506139

>>32506111

>>32506076
Because they play music and opposites attract or something.

>>32506111
Go talk about yourself somewhere else.

>>32506010

>having jessy as your waifu

>not shipping her with rose

>>32506131
You're not the boss of me.

>>32506134
Or some Rainbow Dick

>>32506154
Applebloom?

>>32506111
>>32506139
wow my connection's slow. Thank you, GG.

>>32506027
I think that the damn was used to pull magic from the water and use it to power things, but I have a huge boner for magitech so I am somewhat biased in my assumptions.

>>32506111
It's okay GG I'll always love you.

>>32506167
No way, I'll win her heart.

Since we're talking so much about humans in Equestria:
If you had to be transported to Equestria, would you choose to be a human when you got there, or a pony?

>>32506076
Two young women who seem totally at odds in so many ways. One loves nutella spread on bananas, the other loves peanut butter rolls of Captain Crunch. One stays out late late late and comes back smelling of clove cigarettes and gin, the other goes to bed frightfully early to wake up with the dawn. One rehearses and keeps prim and pressed with hardly a mention in the musical revue, the other 'wings it' and the crowds love her for it.

They're brought together because they love music, and its expression - and soon they come to realize that for all their differences, they have a certain ear for what each other has to say and do and be as people.

Come on, it's all fanon but this sort of story has drawn people for quite some time. They're shipped because that sort of narrative is compelling.

>>32506129

Now sing Mary had a little lamb but replace the word lamb with Griffy

What if ponies are too retarded to comprehend advanced and intermediate algebra?

>>32506186
A HUMAN.

FUCK ALL OF YOU XENO LOVING SCUM.

>>32506167
>not shipping all the females with Terse.

>>32506199
Then ponies aren't any smarter than the majority of humans?

>>32506154
>Applejack not being honest with herself
>Applejack not being direct and concise

It's like he doesn't even watch the show and invents faults so that he can make melodrama.

>>32506186
I`d be human
Thumbs bro, can`t live without em

>>32506199
I'm too retarded for that. I despise math.

>>32506186
human or unicorn because magic

>>32506111
cute but sad

What're you tryin' ta imply there, pardner?

>>32506129
http://vocaroo.com/?media=vvHKj1qb7iUSTbaZo

>>32506186
I'd only give up being human if it meant I'd be a magic user. Not really clear on going pony.

>>32506186
A human.

>Hands

>>32506056
Fuck.

This would still be better as a human, but damn it, you guys really test the limits of my ability to be attracted to ponies.

>>32506186
I like my thumbs.
Also I'd go around looking for a job.
And a house.
I'm dead within a week, since no one hires me and I look too strange to get close enough to.
Doesn't help that jokingly roar at the small ones that get near to try and play with them "Monster Attack."

>>32506186
Pony
I'm gonna be a fucking unicorn

>>32506164
>opposites attract or something.

They dont even have personalities.

>>32506215
She's honest, but that doesn't mean she's going to get in the way of Spike pursuing the girl he loves. That would be selfish.

>>32506190
http://vocaroo.com/?media=vXvqk7cgBkjEcUv7U

>>32505110
this roughly lines up with the apple comparisons made a while back
ponies are very small

oh and ask zecora updated, reaffirming its position as the best ask tumblr period forever

>Go to equestria
>Turn into a unicorn, female
>Your magic is limited to your special talent and basic shit
>Your special talent is playing the lyre
>INSTANT REGRET
>Spend the rest of your life wishing you were human again

>>32506260
Less vocaroo, more drawing.

Needs more cyan pone

>>32506250
it's a ship that's huge in the brony fandom
what the fuck do you expect

>>32505514
This is my absolute favourite movie now.
Fucking Umasou, man!

>>32506274

>>32506250
They have fan-made personalities.

>>32506274

>>32506188
Dont know sound like Applejack and Rarity but with bg characters.

>>32506228
That you and Spike would make a cuter couple. Also, I implied nothing, I flat out said it.

>>32506274
> Lyra was human once

Well shit, that's going to be the new fanon soon, isn't it?

>>32506251
Still seems woefully OOC imo.

>>32506274
IT ALL MAKES SENSE NOW

>>32505861
HAHAHA YESSSSSSSSS.

>>32506260

BOOYAH!

>>32506274
>I used to be human, like you
>Then i acted like a stupid autist and chose to turn into a magical quadruped just so I could fap to myself

>>32505179

...I fucking hate you, NBA faggot

>>32505588
Ponies play dnd. Mane cast only. Choose one dm. Then choose what character the other ponies make, the world they play and how the game goes. Begin.

the only human in Equestria....and he hates it

>>32506274
That's why she's an adventurer, which is the little fanfiction RS and others gave her. She's always looking for a way back, and keeps running into stuff from human earth.

Unfortunately, she failed to learn the most important lesson of adventuring:
>Selling the loot.

>>32506260
http://vocaroo.com/?media=vh2G22fxAcmGX5YpE

>>32506274
But they have spell books, wizard schools and can invent new spells.
That has to mean that Unicorns can learn other spells through practicing
>yfw magic not related to your cutie marks there is like drawing

>>32506294
Thats old fanon here.

>>32506283
Someone is apparently shipping you with Chistery.

>>32505852
With that kind of knowledge anything that is beneficial would also be a danger. Of course, you would need knowledge of metallurgy to make modern firearms.

>>32506274
Nightmare fuel.

I never want to go to Equestria.

>>32505514
i like how the narrative in this movie is very heavily built around dinosaurs
it wouldn't really work in any other ecological time period

also IT IS ADORABLE OH GOD

>>32506319
I think you mean she forgot to sell The lute

>>32506312
Man at least she have candyvag all day and I guess she was a loser in the real world because she accept the pony deal.

>>32506322
>I'm a lazy fuck
Well I guess I could try to put some effort in learning new things if I have a shitty cutie mark like Lyra

>>32506327
Why? We've literally never had a conversation. I only really ever talk to SB, Rose and Pacce.

>>32506274
Why would you regret that? Equestria isn't America, being an artist/musician is actually a viable occupation.

>>32506248
Today a unicorn. Tomorrow, Braeburn's bitch.

>>32506033
damn it...now I'm kinda sad.

>>32506349
I know right? We all know your superior ship is GogglesxSb.

>>32506346
Jesus wept

What would the cutie mark be for being mediocre at everything?

...is it safe?

>>32505959
But...what if you arrive in Equestria with nothing, not even the shirt off your back?

>>32506312
i used to say "i used to be an adventurer like you"
and then THIS HAPPENED
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OQ7N-MWHOFw

>>32506361
>Implying that having Braeburn's dick in your pony ass/mouth would be a bad thing

>>32506391
safe from what patrick?

>>32506186
I'd like to be a pegasus, but EVERYONE wants to be a pegasus. Truthfully I wouldn't mind earth pony either. But I'd probably kill myself if I wound up a nerdy-ass unicorn. More like eunuchorn, how do these castrated fops manage to get laid?

>>32506111
But they were getting married.
What happened exactly?
COME ON I HATE SHIPPING BUT FIND SPIKE X RARITY ADORABLE
I MUST KNOW WHAT HAPPENED

>>32506382
Nathan.

>>32506382

An equal sign.

How many adventures or shinannigans can we come up with Human-turned-Pony Lyra aside from what we already have?

>>32506186
Pros
Human: Familiar body shape, aposable thumbs
Pegasus: Flight, weather manipulation
Earth pony: Super Streangth, closer to nature
Unicorn: Telekinesis, Specelized Magic

Cons
Human: Alien to rest of population, higher tendancy towards bigotry
Pegasus: slower on hoof, higher tendancy towards egotism
Earth pony: Comparativly Mundane Skill set
Unicorn: very weak without magic

Crapshoot
Cutie-maks

>>32506033
FUCKING ZONED MOTHERFUCKER

>>32506012
Speaking of Ross, did he set up that tumblr yet?

Angels
Terrans
Faey
Equestrians
Revanents
Lama
Ithilids

No race united, All hail under a Fiery Sun or Elegeant moon.

AFTERLIFE

Even in death, mankind remains divided. Even in different forms, cultures still clash.

I don't know what to discuss, so...

>>32506391
Lyra we are talking about you right now!

BUT GUYS IF YOU STAY HUMAN YOU'LL NEVER BE ACCEPTED INTO PONY SOCIETY

>>32506349
It mystifies me too. Maybe it's supposed to be an object lesson in how 'shipping never, ever makes sense'?

>>32506382
A jack of all trades?

A lyre. You're a bard.

>>32506274
And yet even then she's still better off than we are.


At least she has friends. ;_;

>>32506419
What the fuck is wrong with ponychan?

>>32506398
I bet pony semen contains an aphrodisiac.

Well I'm not sure who has the marker, but I'm going to just manually mark this one.

>>32506419
>using greentext to do that shitty *actions in asterisks* bullshit
fucking christ

The first thing I would do in equestria would be building a fucking bicycle.

First thing, rally up a metalworker pony and start working on a mountain bike so I could get around on the various roads at galloping speed.

And then a very long tube that will eventually be part of a completed flintlock rifle.

>>32506421

What, you mean the "Lyra used to be a human" shit? That's a pretty old theory, I'm surprised so many people are unfamiliar with it.

Why are we assuming unicorn magic is limited to your cutie mark?

>>32506408
>Unicorn: very weak without magic
>Rarity and Twilight carried a boulder three times their size
They could beat the crap out of most humans
I'm afraid to think about the strength of the other races...Or how fucking heavy those snow plows were in WWU

>>32506382

>>32506430
Im jelly because she have that candyvag.

>>32506186
If I have to change my race can I be a dragon? they seem a lot more fun.

>>32506454
That just plot device.

>>32506424
I'm okay with that.

I'll just chill with Zecora.

>>32506424
FUCK YOU YES I WILL

THEY'RE OKAY WITH DRAGONS AND GRIFFINS I MEAN HOLY SHIT CAN YOU BE ANY MORE ACCEPTING

>>32506408
> higher tendancy towards bigotry
After seeing that last episode and Over a Barrel, there's been some pretty intense disharmony between factions before. Ponies can be just as petty as people, they just don't have as much (on-screen) history of bloodshed and warfare. Let's hop off this 'humans suck, ponies good' train right now.

>>32506315
>That's already a fanfic
>Spike was the first DM and could not improvise\
But I'll play anyway...
>Twilight's the DM (already has played before, I also imagine she plays Magic: The Gathering sometimes... Plays White/Blue)
>Rainbow Dash plays a barbarian. Gets killed. Plays fighter and gets killed. Then plays a warblade and is IRONHEART SURGING everywhere.
>Applejack plays a ranger
>Fluttershy rolls a Druid and becomes a CoDzilla by accident
>Rarity rolls a Sorcerer, possibly multi-classes as rogue.
Bonus:
>Spike plays as an assistant DM to Twilight. He serves as the narrator.

I wish i could live in the land of ponies and say that I am from the thurd dimension, also called "Its a laugh productions" and that I am a politic exile.

After that some NBA agents will open a portal and murder all ponies in front of me, while I die like this pig:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C-dIMkZFrIw

but whit my last breath of life I summon an elite team to avenge me, pic related, they are called the retaliators!

>>32506297
>Still seems woefully OOC imo.
How so? She's too good a friend to stand between them. She's not lying or being dishonest with herself since she clearly knows how she feels about him, but since it's clear he doesn't feel that way about her even in the least why would she try to trample all over what he's got going?

>>32506472
get out you goddamn furfag

>>32506456
OH FUCK YOU. I Bet you played a goddamn shaman didn't you, you arrogant prick!

>>32506406
What we had come up with:
>She has a room filled with human trinkets.
>She found a Clint Eastwood movie. She searches for a Colt Revolver.
>She always ends up selling large weapons to the citizens of Ponyville. She doesn't know what they are, or that they are dangerous.
>Missiles are just really big fireworks.

>>32506345
That went through my head as I typed it.

>>32506456

>>32506479
Turns out Zecora has a huge human fetish.

>>32506408
>Pegasus
>higher tendancy towards egotism
Explain yourself.

>>32506477
And how do we know that?

I mean, it's obviously speculation either way, but I'd err on the side of going along with what we've actually, y'know, seen.

>Stay human
>Give handjobs

>>32506505
Haha.

What.

>>32506424
Ponies seem pretty nice and accepting.

>>32506480
BECAUSE THEY TOTALLY ACCEPTED ZECORA WHEN SHE ARRIVED UNANNOUNCED AT PONYVILLE RIGHT?

>>32506490
OH yeah I almost forgotten that we made her Indiana Jones, making her search through ruins for ancient human artifacts.

>>32506186
Human, gain magical powers fueled by belief.

>>32506490

>>32506512
All da mares be lustin after my hands.

>>32506453
Because it's explicitly stated in-show, in one of the first few episodes.

>>32506507
well
they built an entire city that only they can get to

>>32506481
wasn't trying to, but thanks for the input,
>>32506454
That was simply by comparason to the other two,

This was a rather rushed list, so it's very flawed

Gonna stream and color this:
>>32503687
Don't know for how long!

www.livestream.com/dooks

>>32506486
He's got a point. If a race change is on the table then you might as well go for a dragon. The only thing better would be a shape shifter.

>>32506449
Actually it makes sense since we also use greentext for
>implying
After all, all actions have
>implications

>>32506480

Dragons and griffins do not periodically attempt to kill off populations of their own race.

>>32506525
Awww sheeeeet is dat sum Fuckin' War of the Worlds?

>>32506486
to be honest? fim dragons are a little more menacing than the normal furfag bullshit.

you just lounge around all day and keep lots of shit. JUST LIKE REAL LIFE

>>32506481
This.

HWE basically shows the ponies being racist towards one another (of course, in a sanitized, child friendly way). They've had fis- hoof fights before. They have land disputes (Over a Barrel)

>>32506482
I thought you were going to talk about the sequel, where they take turns being the DM.

>Fluttershy was a pushover DM, but wouldn't allow you to hurt the animals.
>Dash had a self insert that hogged the spotlight.
>Rarity was obsessed with the details, no actual gameplay.
>Pinkie was Pinkie.
>Applejack passed.
I forgot what Twilight did.

Derpy had them deliver a letter. It was awesome.

>>32506549
And then you get eaten by a gryphon.

>>32506535
They went out of their way to say magic not related to your cutie mark is really difficult to learn / practice / master, and Twilight's plot stamps give her High Level Protagonist access to magic

>>32506555
[citation needed]

>Implying humans wouldn't be catagorized as monster. Hating creatures that use violence and weapons to kill Equestria's creatures and then consume them for the meat.

We'd be the same thing as the same we view undead in their eyes. Very smart, cunning, and deadly predators.

>>32506134
20 years in mspaint

Which pony race would have the most ghettos, crime, and poverty?

>>32506559
I have no idea, I just pulled it off of /tg/ during a thread devoted to dumping kickass pictures.

>>32506581
Zebras.

Guys

Humans

Have arms

Long arms

We can wrap them around things and hug pretty much anything

And feel all of it because of skin

How will you enioy pony hugs with short stubby pony legs and fur?

>>32506581
In before a million earth pony responses.

>not using your superior intellect and height and inherently evil human nature to overthrow Celestia and become the new leader of equestria

>>32506518
Like this but with zebras

>>32506578
I get this giddy feeling when I think that some other race thinks of me as a monster.

>>32506430
rub it in why don't you!?

>>32506574
I said shape shifter, not horny little cuntfart.

>>32506574
>it is a snowy mountain pass
>it is cold
>you are likely to be eaten by a griffin

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qnXUq4ODXbw

>>32506535
Yet they have Spell books that are considered wide spread, magic universities and they also had Starswirl who invented new spells that are used by other unicorns.
They also used to move the fucking Sun and moon.
I think that they instantly learn spells related to their cutie marks and get bonuses to them but must work to learn other spells.

>>32506595
I won't be hugging.

I'll be warring and mining. With the Diamond Dogs. After I become their leader.

>>32506585
Well, Nathaniel is the name of the priest in War of the Worlds that tried to fight them with his cross.

>>32506505
oh fuck yeah

>>32506603
So is she implying he's cut/uncut or what is going on here?

>>32506635
He doesn't have a horsecock, you dumb bastard.

>>32506635
She's not implying anything.

She wants to see his dick.

>>32506578
>Implying that we have to do that or make it exceedingly public
>Implying that ponies would even care if we ate woodland creatures while leaving everthing else alone
>Implying that they'd treat us like monsters if we were polite

>>32506603
>Implying I'd be frustrated with Fluttershy asking to see my dick.

>>32506408
the more I look at this the more I relize, this list I made sucks

>>32506635
Compare any human penis to a horse's, it'd probably look 'weird.'

>>32506555
you cant prove that

>>32506635
Oh. I get it. Different standards and all that.

>>32506627
I SAW HER FIRST

>>32506645
Your dick is smaller than all of the other dicks in equestria, and it's not even fucking retractable.

You have the least interesting dick in the universe.

>>32506607
Well, Honestly it would be the truth.
What kind of race would you catagorize a human into in a world were friendship is magic until a giant creature twice your size impales your friend, captures you, and then skins and rips her apart and eats the meat.

That'd be basically a zombie, except not brain dead.
Humans would be viewed as cruel, much like a predator. Sure some of them wouldn't be, but if they were afraid of a damn zebra...

>Tired
>Wanna draw
>Sleep
>Wake up not want to draw
>Tired
>Wanna draw

Etc
etc

fuck

>>32506573
Twilight was passable but really couldn't carry and adventurer on past a tutorial.

Also,

>Alt class: Rainbow Dash as a monk.

>>32506578
That implied that dragons, griffin, cats and dogs don't eat meat.

And we know that "all the animals in Equestria don't eat meat" is utter bullshit, seeing as y'know, we see Fluttershy feeding animals with fish and worms.

>>32506664
That... feels bad.

>not wanting to hear my roommates play Rockband while I draw
Some people like this kind of atmosphere.

>>32506664
Your small dick makes the other ponies see you as a lesser man. You're the ultimate beta male. Because of this, the other, stronger, more masculine ponies with impressive stallion cocks use you daily for their every desire. I hope you like horse dick.

>>32506673
I haven't seen any mammals being eaten, have you?

>>32506685
Don't worry about it. Fluttershy wouldn't care how big your dick is when you're elbow deep and working the clit at the same time.

>>32506641
This is a race that thought a stampede of bunnies was catastrophic.
Then one of them sees a giant kill a cow, efficiently, drag it away, come back and then talk to it like nothing was wrong.

Yeah, no, that doesn't happen.

>>32506669
Why would we do that to the walking, talking friendly ponies?

Fuck no, humans aren't monsters. We'd eat the rabbits and other low hanging fruit/meat. Why do you faggots always assume that the first thing we'd do would be to declare war or kill fluttershy?

>>32506685
You couldn't satisfy any mare in the whole town
Unless they have midget ponies. But even then they wouldn't be interested in you

>>32506664
> 3.5" tall pony
> penises to scale

You'd be on the average to small size, but you'd probably get along okay.

> implyyyyying any mare wants to fuck you.

>>32506664
The fact that is it so astoundingly different is what makes it interesting.

>>32506697
>They believe they are more masculine than you
>Therefore they commit homosexual rape daily, communally
Yeah
that makes sense
I knew I could count on MLPG for sound logic

>>32506698
AJ ate a ham sandwich.

She also keeps pigs.

Do the math.

>>32506697
>Not being that one smart alpha who don't need no physical abilities.

>>32506472
Are FiM dragons the same as D&D dragons? if they are...fuck I'm changing my vote to dragon...god damn over powered hunks of shit

>>32506697
>see you as a lesser man
>man
And how would they know about man if your the only human?

>>32506669
I would definitely try to hide that fact that I do in fact eat meat. Probably only eat late at night in a secluded forest. It wouldn't be hard for me to go vegitarian, but I'm not promising that I'm not gonna slip a rabbit on a spit when I'm alone and have the chance.

>>32506710
Actually that pony is further away.
I think they are 4 feet tall.

>>32506698
It's kinda absurd to think "we'll even if animals are shown to eat insects and fish then there's still a chance they don't eat mammals".

>>32506716
I don't remember that.

Is it confirmed for ham? IS IT CONFIRMED?

>>32506703
the fuck?

>>32506707
Because everyone ITT secretly wants to hold power over a large group.

>>32506707
>Kill Fluttershy

>>32506737
I don't know of any plants that look like ham. Do you?

>>32506745
Of course we want power
Have you ever had power over a group?
It's awesome

>>32506745
We all want to be frightening monsters.

Search your feelings, you know it to be true.

>>32506755
>kill fluttershy.

>>32506707
Because we can't even keep from killing ourselves, not to mention we have a tendency to conquer and rape any new land we come upon.

You know I was wondering if anyone was going to ask me if I planned on questing, but it seems everyone is too busy talking about hypothetical horse sex to care.

I'll wait until tomorrow night.

>>32506756
It's folded pickled ginger.

That's all I'm sayin'.