STOP CIRCLEJERKING FAGS

>terse meeting reuniclus IRL general

Oh and Hard mode: Multiple ponies

Nightmare mode: Multiple lessons

nah, lets talk about Terse and Reuniculus

None of the ponies have any flaws, they might aswell all be called mary sues: the show

>>32481769

Do you even WATCH the show?

The only perfect character is Rarity

Rarity being a ass.

Finds out being a ass is not cool, but has a new respect for them.

>>32481766
The writers really came out of nowhere with that pairing. Do you think they're going to stay together for the rest of the season?

>>32481737

LYRA IN AN UGLY HAT IS A GO.

>Inb4 off-topicness and faggotry in general

>>32481790
You're my god tier Dafty

>>32481791
>inb4 MLP General
ftfy

>>32481790
Prettier than Lyra?

Why are we talking about tripfags?
Are there any tripfags who are ponies?

>>32481743
Friends know when friends are full.

>>32481798
English, please?

>>32481762
>>32481766
Fine, let's talk about pony fans instead of ponies. Why, exactly, are Mr Terse meeting Ms "Moe in Pyjama" Reuniculus?

I trying to think of what negative aspects of Applejack there was and all I could think about is already covered in Applebucking Season. Maybe there's something more in the relationship between Granny Smith or Big Mac and her.

All I want is more Apple family, dammit.

Zecora says something vague and mystical sounding that just causes disaster and confusion because nobody understands

She learns that sometimes it's good to stop talking in goddamn riddles

>>32481801

It was a hard decision, but yes.

>>32481743
I’m not sure who drew this… I can’t remember where I got the image. But I really love it. It’s dramatic. Tells a vague tale, but we can assume much of it. I see him as a raider. A warrior of an ancient era, where like in this painting, the bravest, most hardened of them would wear the bones of the fallen. Those he crushed beneath his hooves. I’m not sure what to name him. But he is strong, a natural leader, and he is greedy and bent on conquest. He leads his ever growing band of thugs across Equestria, sacking villages on the outskirts. Raiders take what they want by force, and their goal is to go as far as Canterlot. Their motivation anarchy against the rule of the twin sisters. The lesson by the end… I dunno. You make one up.

Fluttershy being a potty mouth and cursing all the fucking damn time.

After the gang washes out her filthy mouth out with soap she
learns soap taste like shit and there fore doesn't ever wanna
say bad words ever again so she never has to taste soap.

>>32481806
and they keep feeding them anyway

>>32481801
Impossible

how do i spend a week without pony and internet

>>32481743
Dash is a cunt and tries to be the focus of attention of everyone
at the end she learns that she must be humble

>>32481743
hmm... none

> inb4 trollestia dumbshit

>>32481804
Well there is P.Q.

Reuniclus? The pokemon Reuniclus? Seriously, what the fuck are you guys talking about?

>>32481804
DO NOT EVER POST THAT PIC AGAIN!

>>32481821
PS3? XBOX? Friends with ps3 or xbox... friends??

>>32481810
>Why, exactly, are Mr Terse meeting Ms "Moe in Pyjama" Reuniculus?

They are probably meeting so they can sex each other.

>>32481830
christmas with fam, living in the mountains isolated from civilization and dial-up internet.
I'm prolly just going to draw a shit ton of pony

>>32481831
Consensual sex in the missionary position on the bed under the sheets with the lights off.

>>32481838
DAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAW

>>32481838
Is it for the sole purpose of breeding?

>>32481834

Dude that sounds like fun...

What kind of business is Fancypants in?

>inb4 'the fancy kind'

>>32481838
>with the lights off
People do this?

>>32481829
NEVER!

>>32481828
there's like a pokemon ERP chatroom that a lot of the people around here hang out on when they're not beating it to ponoes. don't worry about it

>>32481851
he is an international pony of mystery

>>32481856
Oh sweet god, that's all i can see now when i close my eyes...

>>32481838
>>32481847
How deviant.

>>32481847
No, it's for having fun.

>>32481855
Looks like Terse and Reuniculus does.

>>32481862

Guys, where is the Fleur humanized art?

>>32481858
But what are you guys talking about? I don't freaking understand. If you're gonna talk about non-pony things in a pony thread, at least talk about something that everybody can relate to.

enough plot or not?

>>32481851
Stock broker.
Or he might be a layer.
Or a business man, might own a company.

>>32481877
If you want to talk about ponies go to ponychan faggot, we are not going to talk whatever shit you want to.

>>32481879
easy on the shading

>>32481881
That was supposed to say lawyer...

>>32481881
He is paid by Celestia and Luna to act rich and fancy.

This is seriously pathetic

http://www.equestriadaily.com/2011/12/ponies-are-losing-poll-assemble.html

>>32481902
I went there and voted for He-man.

>>32481902
uou know what to do,vote transformers

>>32481814
He doesn't have shit on Strawberry Surprise.

>>32481913
I went there and voted for MLP

>>32481919
congratulations, you are now a brony

>>32481879
There's not enough lensflare.

>>32481897
>The twin sisters that rule without question are purposefully and methodically causing a separation of wealth, leading to class warfare and resentment.

Are they trying to build support for a socialist state?

>>32481925
i can't lensflare with mspaint

>>32481922
Yay

>>32481877
Well this IS MLP general, if you DON'T want to talk about ponies, got to another thread....or /b/, they'll have something for ya.

>>32481902

>who would win in a battle?
>seriously arguing this

It's one thing to joke in a thread but... fuck... who if anyone over the age of 12 years actually debates power levels?

>>32481936
That's not a good thing kiddo.

>>32481724
>>32481724

>>32481881
>>32481897

It is fun how with Fancypants appearance all the whining over "there is no good male characters in the show, Lauren feminist and whatnot" sudden;y disappeared


I wonder why...

>>32481956

Because Fancypant's massive cock emerged out of the ether and fucked every anal pained feminist in the face

>>32481956
but Fancypants will never appear again in the show

>>32481876
>Mfw molestia clops to fleur

>>32481980
>Mfw JJ faps to Sluthooves

FTFY

>EQD
Why...

WHY ARE RARITY/SB JEWS

>>32481930
I'd make an Obama joke here, but with how the NDAA bill is looking I'm afraid of what would happen to me.

>>32481986
they aren't, jews dont exist in Equestria

>>32481985
Who the hell are JJ and Sluthooves?

>>32481993
Aj is a jew.
She went to the biggest party in the whole country and all he cared about was to get gold.

>>32481993
>religious ponies
>fuck this gay earth

>>32482001
Fuck you too, sir. Have a good day,

>>32482001
>you are now imagining the mane cast and the CMC singing the Dreidel song from South Park

>>32481987
Smart man...

>>32482001
Catholiscism is the only true religion

>>32482001
>Rarity
>Not following God Empress

Off-screen blowjob

>>32482018
Take a load of this fag

>>32482018
I hope you don't actually believe in any of the religions, apart from Nopony-ism.

>>32481879

THIS IS PLOT.

>>32482023
Yes sir, we saw that yesterday

>>32482001
Fuck now I just want to play BATTLE DRADLES with my friend.

That's how the BIG chocolate coins are won.

Captcha: HebrewCharacters nnuctu

It's a sign

>>32482001
Congratulations, you just leveled up your edgy stat. Maybe one day you will turn thirteen.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mnzVq2t7bi4
Jew-General?

>>32482037
fuck no, I hate jews

>no love for Kwanzaa
I feel like I'm the only person that celebrates this stupid holiday.

>>32482001
>why

Rarity and Sweetie Belle cant be jews because they sing songs

>>32482046
thats what you get for being a nigger

Really? There's still people in the internet that believes in religion?

>Glitter Glue, do you know what you have in common with bacon and chocolate?
I HAVE TO KNOW
TELL ME

>>32482049
and they are pretty

>Three pony factions plant their flags in Ponyville.
>Settle on a flag that features ponies with unicorn horns AND pegasus wings.

Dumb Earth ponies, that's not thinking inside the chimney at all.
Also, if the Alicorns were on the flag, then surely they were still around:

1. Shouldn't they have done something to stop shit going so bad between the factions, since they'd be unbiased?

2. If Luna and Celestia were there, then they'd be responsible for making the sun and moon rise. What the fuck do the unicorn ponies do?

>>32482055
They are both delicious food items.

>>32481987
I still can't believe that passed.

>>32482052
>not believing in our lord and saviour jesuschrist
look at this faggot...

You don't have to be a jew to play BATTLE DRADLE

>>32482055
they're both bad for your health but we just cant get enough.

>>32482063
Chocolate and bacon are both disgusting.

>>32482069
Care to explain a Yurofag what kind of law passed?

>>32482073

>Not believing in our lord and savior Griffy

Look at this faggot.

>>32482081
Kill you are self.

>>32482073
8/10

I was going to give you a good reply but, no

>people arguing about Christmas or kwanzaa or hanukkah or Ramadan or whatever
>not celebrating Heart's Warming Eve
>not magicking up a giant, possibly metaphorical flaming heart above their house to keep away the windygoes
Casuals. You call yourselves ponyfags?

>>32482083
It's basically a explot saying that hey, since there's a war on terror, we in a state of war now and we can indefinatley detain anyone we like/don't like

>>32482055
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=17sEq7HX2QE

Okay here's the deal

Spike grows up a little, and with the support and perhaps even encouragement of his closest friends (out of the mane six of course) he pursues Rarity.

But one of the others secretly pines for him, saying nothing, knowing he's probably better off with Rarity, and that it would be selfish to try and get in the way of that.
So what do you think, /co/, is it Applejack or Twilight?

>>32482075
I remember back in elementary school I think it may have actually been a hippie commune instead of a school we learned to play Battle Dradle. It was the first time that I learned you could mix gambling and religion.

>>32482106
Twi

>>32481743
Fluttershy in sweaters?

>>32482106
you just basically described the fanfic "like fine wine". i never recommend fics but just read this one.

>>32482099
The Land of Freedom ladies and gentlemen!

>>32482094
Why do edgy teenagers hate the lord and saviour so much?

>>32482106

Applejack.

>>32482099
Hah, I get it, you'll get your own ÁVH/Gestapo.

>>32482120
Well spare me the time it would take to read and tell me which of the two it is

>>32482106
It's an out of the chimney contender, flutterslut
>she's scared of spike as a adult so she basically wets herself everytime she sees him

>>32482106
Twi. Never understood Applejack and Spike. Someone could explain it to me and I still wouldn't understand.

>>32482083
The US government can indefinitely detain US citizens that they believe to be involved with terrorist groups. There are a few other ways that they can indefinitely detain US citizens, but those only apply if the citizen is caught outside of the country.

They are basically daring people to try and hide in Canada.

>>32482128
twilight had a moment of weakness.

>>32482073
> not worshiping celestia

>>32482106
AJ. Twi's more of a mother figure, so that gets a little creepy.

Though I can imagine AJ giving Spike a lot of Hearth's Warming Eve presents, then sneaking in afterwards and 'measuring' him to see how much he's grown.

>>32482106

Applejack

They're always gettting thrown together in scenes

>dat look in ticket master
>dat 'loverboy' in dog and pony show
>dat 'stop it spike... yer embarrasin' me' in big spike episode

>>32482073
I believe in rainbow pony
give your hearts to her, she will wash us of our sins

>>32482132
Adult?

I meant teen.

because and adult spike is kinda scary.

Teen spike is just noodley appendages

>>32482144
>implying Spike has no nasty scenes with Twi

>>32482127
Joining the military is actually starting to sound like it may be safer than staying a regular citizen. As long as I stay enlisted I won't be put on any watchlists.

>>32482147
>not believing in Rarityism
>2019
How does it feel to be a heathen?

>>32482028
But yesterday it was deepthroat.

>>32482155
But that's exactly what they want.

>>32482151
Can you come up with a similar list for Twi? I think not.

>>32482160
SHE WORE TIE-DYE FOR OUR FASHION SINS!

>>32482073
Ponyjesus? Well i suppose it was a matter of time.

>>32482073
What is that cutie mark?

Applejack is the classic motherly big sister who just wants to dote attention on Spike and look after him

>>32482112
>>32482136
>>32482134
>Twilight
>>32482126
>>32482143
>>32482144
>Applejack
DEAD HEAT

>>32482176
Every year we give poor unfortunates fabulous clothes in memory of what our lord Rarity did for us.

>>32482181
Pony Jesus has been around for a while.

>>32482185
The all seeing eye. If you're murrikan, just look at your one dollar bill.

>>32482171
I'm too lazy, but you have:
>Some scenes in Lesson Zero
>Winter Wrap Up song
>The Cutie Pox (when looking for the book)
>The fucking owl episode
>Etc

So, guys.
Clover the Clever
Starswirl the Bearded.
Apparently, unicorn wizards make a habit of getting descriptive epithets.
Since Twilight is looking to becoming the greatest wizard ever, what do you think she's gonna end up being called?
Twilight the Friendly?
Twilight the Black?

>>32482189
AJ

>>32482189
Is it both then?

>>32482193
But he's a fucking pederast, dude.

>>32482113
Fluttershy in sweaters...

>>32482189

My vote goes to AJ as well.

>>32482201
what?

>>32482196
Twilight the Virginal

>>32482189
>image name - Three way

NOW WERE TALKIN GLITTER GLUE

>>32482196
Twilight the vampire joke

>>32482189
I vote Twilight.

>>32482189

make it both and they fight over him

and then Rarity realises she doesnt want to lose her spikey-wikey and gets jealous and clingy

>>32481851
Pants?

>>32482203

Fluttershy in sweaters!

>>32482189
Applejack. Twilight is like a mother.

>that feel when I get home and the first thread I see on /co/ is the MLPG

>>32482213
No, he can ship her with someone else.

>>32482223

This. I just can't see twilight ever having intimate feelings for something she fucking hatched and raised.

>>32482224

The best feel

>>32482227
But I don't like AJ. At all.

>>32482228

Twilight is too autistic to treat Spike other than her 'numbah one assistant' that she occasionally feels compelled to kiss on the cheek

>>32482192
I remember when she made some bearded guy carry her as he walked across the water, so as not to soil her divine garb.

And who could forget the time when she made five thousand outfits from 5 rolls of fabric and 2 gemstones?

Or when she carrried Doubting Thomas the Boulder away from her tomb. 'Yay, I have risen, now lets never speak of this again.'

And we never did.

>>32482243
And that is what led to us revoking your pony license.

>>32482249
You need a license to pony?

>>32482249
Yup, no ponies for that guy.

>>32482254

Of course, we wouldn't want people to pony illegally now would we?

>>32482254

>not having proper documentation for pone

>>32482257
But I have ponies.

>>32482160
>>32482176
>>32482192
>>32482248
This is nonsense, we all know she is a devoted servant of the Machine God.

>>32482268
The police have been notified.

>what seems to be the matter officer
>do you have any idea how pony you were ponying?

>>32482261
How can you pony illegally?

>>32482273
>>32482264
You'll never get me alive!

>>32482273

Swat has been dispatched, weapons hot.

>>32482268
Arrest this man at once.

>>32482268

I'm confiscating those stolen goods

Pay the Princess your fine and serve your sentence

>>32482283
>resist arrest

>>32482268
How can someone who hates AJ have an AJ figure?

Can it be that you that you actually like her and lied about it? Lies make the element of honesty cry you know. Not that AJ ever cries, because she's great like that.

>>32482268
I'm tempted to write a quickfic about this. While helping Rarity look for gems in the badlands about of Ponyville they come across two very large, oddly shaped stones partially submerged in the ground.

>>32482285
Then pay with your life!

>>32482285

THEN PAY WITH YOUR BLOOD.

>>32482285

>>32482196
Twilight the Sparkle-iest
Twilight the Well-Endowed

This scene right here. The way Twilight kept smacking Spikes hand, whenever he tried grabbing shit, was exactly the sort of thing a mother would do.

sup guys, check this out
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=woSm-KTwe-Y

sage

>>32482288
It looked odd when i only had 5 of the mane 6.

>>32482289
With giant history and literature books in the background?

>>32482297

mother =/= possibly romantically interested

>>32482299

Why yes, that would be a camel being slaughtered. What of it?

>>32482306
Usually.

>>32482299

Seen that video dozens of times.

>>32482305
But surely you'd prefer the show like that. If we can believe anything you say, that is.

>>32482305
Yes.
Naturally, it would be a Twilight fap-fic.

>>32482299
>not collecting the blood, heating it and serving it with onion and bread

>>32482321
>trusting anything Nopony says
>Almost 1945

>>32482299

That's halal for you.

>>32482305
No. They would just be walking along searching for gems when one of them finds these two massive, strangely shaped boulders. Fluttershy says they look like bones, but Twilight tells her they couldn't possibly be bones because there's no way a creature could be that large. They look at it for about a minute before leaving to find more gems.

>>32482299

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5_F6BhAAbvo&feature=related

>>32482144
>>32482144
Dog and pony show she was giving him that look because he was fantasizing about Rarity.

Secret to my Excess, she is a good ol girl type and does not take to flattery and over zealous attention. Spike had thanked her over 10x so she gets embarrased at all the "undeserved attention"

Never saw that look in Ticket Master so I will go back an rewatch this.

>Belive in Spike X Rarity ship
>Spike X Twilight =/= Twilight X Big Macintosh
>Apple Jack is super hot and I actually got a little jealous over the thought of her getting paired with Spike because he is an undeserving tard who would not appreciate her and only use her as a means to make Rarity jealous.

>MFW I typed all that with less then 20 minutes to get to work and I considered this important enough to post before getting dressed first.

>>32482335

>couldn't possibly be bones because there's no way a creature could be that large

Like that Ursa Major that she read all up about on right?

>>32482321
I'm annoyed when she get's too much screentime. She's only bearable in small doses.

>Thread dead/slow
Hahaha, time to sneak away and be productive

>there's no way a creature could be that large
You know, except for like dragons, sea serpents, Ursa Majors, Hydras, those sorts of things.

>>32482330
Is >nopony filtered?

>>32482342
>that entire post

What... what is this faggotry?

>>32482352
I would have thought since anypony is.

>>32482352
Why would you filter me?
Filtering is for faggots.

>>32482359
Wordfilters, dumbass.

>>32482359
>Filtering is for faggots.
That sounds like something someone butthurt would say

>>32482342

aw shoot sugarcube, you dont need to be all embarrased

Why I person'lly admire honesty in a fella

How would ya'll like to come back to Apple Acres fer some brunch?

>>32482357
Yeah, that's still filtered.

>>32482359
Filtering is for autists who can't ignore what they don't like, but I'm not talking about that kind of filter.

>>32482364
Oh those. And those are fucking annoying.

>>32482366
Why? It really is. I hate what Faceless does occasionally and all, but I like my MLPG dangerous and in it's purest, unfiltered beauty.

>>32482344
I think that a human would be larger than an Ursa major if we are going by the toy scale. we would only be taller by a foot or so, but still.

Guys I just rewatched the episode.
Now I want to draw a comic of how the showdown against the windygoes actually went - how the three armies fought the maddened spirits of winter through that long night in the depths of the earth.
I'm thinking that could get pretty epic, if you'll pardon an overused term.
Thoughts?

>>32482366
Even I don't filter Nopony, even when he goes full Applebashing.
I mean it's pointless.

>>32482381
But do the Ursas have bones? They look like some sort of astral beings, with no bones or organs. You catch my drift.
And the overall scale of the world is too small for giant humans.

>>32482389
>filtering Nopony for applebashing
Oh come on, apple-posting wouldn't be the same without this little fucker

>>32482383
Fluttershy/AJ/Twilight threesome.

And that's how Equestria was made.

>>32482379
>Hating Faceless
>M42

>>32482389
Meh, I just use anonymize

>>32482381

You sure about that mang?

>>32482407
Thank you, you drunkard-redneck-loving fuckpie!

>>32482342
Whoa, where's this Twilight/Big Macintosh thing is even coming from? You will not drag my ship into this debate.

>>32482370
>>32482370
>mfw I read that in her voice

Thank you for that it was totally worth being late for work.

>That feel when Apple Jack will never tell you that personally

>>32482299
Thats lotsa of blood.

People that get hurt over Nopony's Applefagging are just buuthurt that their waifu has been corrupted.

>>32482409
Why is everything always about sex with you guys.

>>32482411
I only hate him when he derails good threads with one single post.

>>32482428
virgins are obsessed about sex

>>32482407
But he gets on my nerves sometimes.
>>32482411
You wouldn't believe it, but I think I've seen him act civil sometimes.

>>32482432
You dont have the right to hate anyone for shitposting, you are in the same league as faceless and N4CH0S

>>32482427
>corrupted
What? How?

>>32482419
>>32482419
No reason really I just thought the two would be good for each other. Both don't really like talking to people if they can help it, a cute socially awkward book worm and a silent stoic tough guy from the farm just go so well in my head.

Who would you pair Twilight with?

>tfw ponies are the perfect size

The Perfect Size

for hours and hours of...... hugging

>>32482299
my favorite part was when the camel stopped moving

>>32482435
I used to filter Faceless, but I got over myself. It's not that bad sometimes.

>>32482447
Shitposting is okay, but actual shit-posting is something that I think everyone hates.

>>32482450
Probably talking about all that AJ is a hick/drunkard and has sex with Big Mac stuff

>>32482416
No, but if I had one of those toys that I could resume against myself then I would be. I'm thinking if that thing reared back on its hind legs then it would be taller than me but otherwise be shorter. Even if it was smaller I would want to get anywhere near it, look at those fucking claws.

>>32482465

>>32482464
he is ok, there are a lot of tripfags worst than him

A humanised Applejack fucking a pony Rarity?

I kinda like it.

>>32481866
I...what? I'm up in London, guys. I stopped off to meet Reu on my way up there, just to break the ice in preparation for our proper meeting later this week. Hell, why does it even matter? Also, I've said this to you guys enough times. I'm bi, with a preference for men. Jeez.

>>32481881
>Fancypants
>a hotshot partner in Canterlot's biggest law firm
Oh, god damn. I am in love with this idea.

>>32482462
Let the hugging begin then!

>>32482435
Who faceless? I've actually always found him entertaining.

>>32482404
>And the overall scale of the world is too small for giant humans.

Which is exactly why Twilight would brush off Fluttershy when she says they might be bones.

>>32482474
>Faceless's scat fetish
>>32482462
Depends on their width.

>>32482462
> people repost that wrong this over and over again

why

>>32482480
is reu a girl or guy and is s/he cute

>>32482478
Nonsense. Without her hat that could be anyone fucking that pony!

>>32482468
I can hardly take it seriously. Haters are as much part of the fan-community as the actual fans of the character.

>>32482487
Clever...

>>32482480
Terse, you Don Juan!

>>32482462
While we are on the subject, does anyone remember that "eight foot tale candy cane"?

>>32482459
Twilight/Big Macintosh IS my favourite ship. I'm just confused as to how this applies to anything Spike-related.

>>32482480

Terse, what's all this about meets?

>>32482480
>Also, I've said this to you guys enough times. I'm bi, with a preference for men. Jeez.
Well, time for me to visit Europe then

>>32482268
>twilight is the same color as pinkie pie
why

>>32482511
East or West?

>>32482470
>that I could resume against myself

Fuck you too, autocorrect.

>>32482492
Except, those aren't horses. Those are mice.

>>32482519
>Fluttershy is a recolour.

>>32482520
The part that isn't a shithole

>>32482520
Why would anyone want to go to east europe, there's only mud and gray there.

>>32482506
Aww look at those Scootaloos standing on eachother

>>32482519

Are you fucking blind?

>>32482519

No she isnt

are you colour blind?

>Live in Canberra, Australia
>Nice place but fucking nothing happens here
Should I consider moving to a bigger city?

>>32482506
Yep, adult ponies confirmed for approximately two feet tall at the shoulder.
In Equestrian feet, anyway.

>>32482506
As much as people seem to hate Twist, being able to make candy canes four times your sizes is quite a talent.

>>32482509
>>32482499
>>32482495
Guys. I will gladly discuss it later on the IRC, but no more here. I'm off anyway.

>>32482511
If only, anon, if only!

>>32482480
DID YOU GO TO A MOTEL?

>>32482541
You damned tease.

>>32482519
Um, no?

>>32482530
>>32482532
But it's like a big Medieval Amusement Park for free!

>>32482538
>Scootaloo and that pink one
>Adult

>>32482106
Spike gets ALL OF THEM.
Best Ending unlocked.

>>32482507
>>32482507
They were talking about a twilight X Spike and I said that is shit tier pairing and said it not as good as Twi X Big Mac

Because some people actually believe in a Spike X Twi pairing why I have no idea.

I got work soon.

>That feel when I am gonna be late again for posting on 4 chan
>That feel when I tell me I had to drop off my sister at her school and ran late

>>32482537
>Live in a small town
>Nothing ever happens here
>Haven't even visited the capital
And I intend to keep it that way.
Those big cities are just hives of scum and villainy.

>>32482556
>implying I implied that
Look at the adult ponies in the shot, ya ditz.

>>32482525
you just said that Twilight Sparkle is dumb and didn't study well anatomical references for horses before turning mice into them

please leave mlpg

>>32482511

>Inb4 everyone makes a big deal about it

>>32482563
>lived in small onehorse town
>go to Capital to study
Problem solved

>>32482562

It's ok sugarcube

Ya'll just head on off

I'll be fine here... alone

I'm sure I can manage

>>32482563
>>32482563
>Those /b/ cities are just hives of scum and villainy.
fix'ed

>>32482562
>Twi X Spike
They aren't blood related (obviously), they have spent most of their lives together, been through thick and thin, they have always looked out for each other, Spike turns into an attractive dragon with a giant dragon phallus.

Lots of reasons why Twi X Spike could work.

Read Bunny Drop, it's a slice of life manga that ends up with the little girl whom a 30 man adopts out of pity, growing up with him, falling in love with him, and they get together.

>>32482572
They are standing further back while Scootaloo and Bubblegum Explosion are standing next to it. The size of adult ponies can be found by comparing Scootaloo to an adult when she stands next to one.

>>32482495
Reu is a guy

>>32482589
It's okay AJ, you can have this totally non-lethal and absolutely not poisoned sugarcube for free.

>>32482589
I can help you.

>>32482589
>>32482589
Later Apple Jack

>>32482589
Scratch that, I'll kick Nopony in the nuts for you.

>>32482599
She eats shittons of apples all day every day. They sheer amount of cyanide she has built up in her system renders her immune to all poisons.

Will we ever get an episode where a colt tries to court one of the mane 6, guys?

>>32482615
Nope

>>32482615
No.

>>32482599

mmm mm thank ya'll for that mighty fine treat

Why it's so nice I might share it with mah friends right away

>>32482615
in before shipper shitstorm

alos I'm betting caramel purley because he;d be so fucking bad at it it'd be charming

>in before the M/M brigade

>>32482628
No, No, I'll give them some more. You can have them all. You don't need to share. Just eat them. All of them.

>>32482622
>>32482627

But, why?

>>32482615
Rarity's been courted by a dragon, a prince and a rock.
She can't avoid cupid's arrow forever.

>>32482615
Well, since Rarity tried to hook up with Blueblood it's not impossible.

i would court a pone

You all realise that this shipping war started because GG asked for an idea to draw and he probably left ages ago anyway

>>32482634

>>32482615
While I hope they do, I don't think it's likely. Something that explicitly romantic usually doesn't happen in kids' cartoons like MLP.

I would not reject romantic developments, but anything serious is rather unlikely.

Also, what colt had even became a main character anyway.

>>32482635

Actually, she tried to court the prince, it wasn't the other way around.

I am talking about where an actual colt male falls in love with one of the mane 6, and an episode is based around it.

>>32482640
>shipping war
How do you fight that one? Do you kill your enemies making them read incredibly stupid fanfiction?

>mfw the semester is finally over
HAHA, TIME FOR PONI MUSIC

>>32482647
no

>>32482632
I'll get you one day, Nopony, one day!

>>32482648
>Making your enemies real FO:E
Oh fuck, that's too cruel, man.

>>32482647
>>32482647
oh, then no

>>32482648
You kill those that don't ship the same characters you do.

>episode is based around an actual colt male
Not going to happen.

man this fandom is full of the most god awful douchebags assholes i've ever seen

>>32482671

But you havent seen any of us

>>32482665
Those feminist fuckers.

>>32482657
Something for you to pass the time until then...

>>32482671
You are absolutely right.

>>32482649
I love these
/r/ing "it's a cartoon show"

>>32482671
Now wait until you can see the bronies

>>32482671
No u.

>>32482671
That's not how you spell "every fandom"

>>32482649
You reminded me that I have unfinished pone remix I thought I'd finish last week. God damn I'm lazy. And sad now too.

>>32482665

No, the episode isn't based around the Colt himself where he is the mane character, but that particular colt trying to court a mane 6 character IS.

Oh I don't know, instead of just saying no you could give reasons as to why you think it wont happen. Conversation.

You fuckers bitch about MLPG not having enough discussions about the show, but when a potentially decent discussion starts to develop:
>one word answers everywhere, lets go back to shitposting rule 34 then bitch about it

>>32482677
Ive seen nathan and that's more than enough.

>>32482682
I don't have that one.
Have this though.

>>32482682

>>32482665
>over a barrel

>>32482671
Glad to be of service!

>>32482682
How did it go with Terse?
Was there any >rape?

>>32482682

>>32482703
he didnt even go inside her fucking house

>>32482682
>he wants to do it
So how did that meeting with Terse go?

>>32482687
I haven't even started on a song and I want to finish one until the 22nd.
Feels bad man.

>>32482688
Do we really need to explain it to you? This is seriously not going to happen, and if it does, it would be nothing serious.

>>32482703
he wasn't here for that long

>>32482694
>>32482697
haha, oh god

>>32482712
Damn, he's sensitive.

>One of the mane six falls in love with a colt

>>32482682
Youtube captions suck.

>>32482722
>fluttershy x fluttershy irl
YOU TWO ARE CUTE OKAY

>>32482711
Thank you!

>>32482727

Lulzy though.

>>32482721
tersexreuinclus.jpg

I'm getting a bunch of "website is currently unavailable" cloudfire errors on images.
How do I fix this?

>>32482721
>he wasn't here for that long

Ahehe.

>>32482721
>he wasn't here for that long

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=839DO8-0cY8

>>32482721
But you fucked right?, please tell me you had some cute sex

I'd fuck Terse.

Just saiyan.

Captions?

>>32482751
me too

>>32482746
>>32482747
>Not having quickies with your friends
>In the year 2011 of our lord and saviour Jesus Christ

>>32482719
Tell me about it. I still haven't recorded vocals for what was suppose to be my Halloween song. Which I finished writing in mid-november.

>>32482739
ha!

also this topic isn't pone

There will never be a serious relationship episode due to the nature of the target audience.

>>32482733
This 'Oh god you sound so cute' thing borders on being very creepy. Can you guys tone it down.

>>32482739
>mfw I used to ship hoppip x reuniclus
>mfw my ship is now sunk

>>32482760
>implying we ever talk about pone

>rape house

>>32482760
why didn't he go inside your house? was he awkward?

are political cartoons youtube captions

>>32482768

>>32482746
>>32482747
goddamn I really need to think before I post
he just stopped by to say hi

>>32482741
Rub oil into your router.

>>32482762
The bad thing is that bronies now can ship all the shit they want in the most retarded ways

>>32482762
And that's the way it should be.

Goddamn sometimes I feel like Ponies is the only piece of fiction you guys ever look at. You know there's other stories out there with serious themes right?

>>32482768
Rape is not a fetish. Rape play is a fetish, Rape is a crime.

Captions you say?

>>32482779
No foreplay at all then?

>>32482779
>stopped by to say hi

Euphemisms everywhere.

>>32482765
wrong egg groups, bro
>>32482774
he was busy, had stuff to do. and nah, I was the awkward one

>>32482788

>>32482757
I would as well

>>32482794
Will you go out with him?

>>32482775
woops i forgot the link

http://imgur.com/a/7ssLq#0

>>32482760
but you aren't pone?

>HURRHURR THEY SAID HI THAT MEANS THEY FUCKED
oh god dammit guys

>>32482751
Who wouldn't?

Wow, 4chan has actually gotten two people together for sexual intercourse and stuff.

Nice.

>>32482794
this is true

>>32482807
Hopipo is jelly as fuck

>>32482815
we can meet and fuck if you want to

>>32482807
>HURRHURR THEY SAID HI THAT MEANS THEY FUCKED

Isn't that how it works?

>>32482772
Oh hi marker.

reuinclus and terse are both fluttershy. why would you ship fluttershy and fluttershy

>>32482824

Alright. Lets do it.

>>32482824
We should all meet up and but a horse then take turns fucking it.

>>32482837
what about COLLECTIVE MASTURBATION?

>>32482807

Super, super jelly.

>>32482837
>buy
I am tired as fuck.

>>32482837
Eeeew gross everyone should bring their own horses

>>32482829
how should I know, I'm a pokemon

>>32482837
So whats worse, a brony meet up or a /co/rgy.

>>32482845

>>32482843
It'll be like a /v/ fap party. Someone will forget their dragon dildo.

>>32482849
Then how come you wear pants?

YOU WERE LYING DURING THE GENITAL INSPECTION DAY THEN!

>>32482852

A brony meetup, because bronies.

Why doesn't fluttershy and fluttershy just shut the fuck up?

>>32482843
>COLLECTIVE MASTURBATION

I KNEW I'D CORRUPT SOMEONE SOMEDAY! NOPONY IS ONE OF MY GUYS NOW!

When we have this /co/rgy, we will play soggy biscuit.

>>32482880
I thought you weren't here and it wouldn't have been the same without someone saying it!
I was just covering for you, I swear!