the reference to Robespierre is nice but i doubt anyone on /co/ will get it

the earth ponies are clearly an inferior race. they unicorns can do everything they can, but also know magic. the Pegasus can do everything they can, but also fly. earth ponies are the niggers of my little pont.

>>32455080

Apparently, Unicorns and Pegasi aren't good at growing food.

Maybe they need their own version of Amon from The Legend of Korra.

TL';DR

>>32454882

>>32458738
Once there was a pony made out of pizza named Pizza Pony. Her specialty was being able to feed everyone off of her mane and tale, which were made of pizza and grew back every night.
However, she was told by her parents to not eat of herself, for she was lactose intolerant.
One day, she was hungry and did not have any food left in the house, and the markets were closed.
"What is the harm of eating myself?" She thought. She took a nibble of her tail. "Hey! I really do taste good!" She exclaimed. She took another bite. And another. Soon she was ravenously feasting upon her tail and her mane.
The next day the police found the insides of her house covered in sauce and mozzarella with bits of pepperoni stuck to the walls. The remains of her body were four feet from the bathroom door.

I want to see the CMC's argue with each other and freeze to death but make up before its too late and are better friends for it

>>32459055
Animal Farm rewrite

>mfw I'm reading MLPG instead of doing my coursework
Fuck my life.

I got my new desk!

Now I just have to assemble it and completely rearrange EVERYTHING to fit in.

>>32459139
>>32459121
Wat

>left the AT fandom because of lesbian shipping
>enter the MLP one
out_of_the_frying_pan.jpg

>>32459094
I would have spent my whole day here rather than done what I did.
Oh god what's wrong with me

>>32459121
But It's hardly interesting if ponies aren't involved.
No seriously I'll get professional help

>>32459139
>>32459121
neither of these are right...

i just got here, is someone spamming?

Rarity makes my penis feel funny. Is this normal, /co/?

>>32459153
I'm going to ship you with Derpy!

>>32459121
>>32459139
Nice.

Also, if Discord made the pones hate eachother in the season premiere, how come the windigos didn't show up and freeze everyone then? What about when literally every pone was fighting over Twilight's doll?

>>32459153
Lesbians are a big thing in this fandom.

>>32459155
>I would have spent my whole day here rather than done what I did.
Oh god what's wrong with me
Well I spent my whole day here.

>>32459179
What if Celestia revolves around my dick?

Why is Fluttershy so beautiful and perfect?

>>32459179
>they add as they go along

>>32459153
>straight shipping

>>32459094
Same here. Nothing but vidya and ponies all day while I have to study AND get some other work done.

>>32459193
I usually do.
Because I don't actively seek anything better to do.
Today I was just offered a chance for a day-long social activity.
And now I regret going there.

>>32459200
Because you are sad and alone.

Why did they start arguing in the first place? Everything seemed fine in the beginning to me

>>32459206
OH GOD PINKIE! YOUR LEG! WHAT HAPPENED?!?!

>>32459237
diabetes

DORKS

>>32459232
...Yep, that's it.
But I am perfectly fine with it.

I can't believe it. Last thread was actually good, and show-relevant.

More, please?

>>32459197
Then your dick would get bitten off by her lich teeth. There is a reason why you never see her in moonlight.
>>32459179
Discord is powerful enough to keep the windigos away. He can't have any fun if there's nobody around to play with. Also, you now realize that Twilight's magic still hasn't gone back to its original color.

>>32459232
She doesnt look sad

>>32459235
Maybe someone was raped, I know there was a war that was caused by someone raping a daughter or something

>>32459237
Sharks

>>32459179

Six Pones hating each other doesn't equal three whole tribes hating each other.

>>32459269
It's a waifu thing.

>>32459256
But why? Fluttershy is fucking disgusting. Why would you like her?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ew5BxjkhhNc

>>32459232
I am neither of those things. You don't have to be a sadsack to realize Fluttershy's perfection.

>>32459283
3 ponies bring the windyngos to the new land.

>>32459283
>inb4 it was only 6 ponies in the play as well

>>32459288
The fuck is this

>>32459245
>>32459275
Diabetic sharks. My god

God damn I want a Discord doll now.

>>32459297
>>32459294
well fuck...

Anyway, from last thread, this is Bitchdancer.
She likes machine guns and boys.

>>32459306
is there like an archive for these? the style is crude but still somehow absolutely adorable

>>32459315
Sleepy head is better.

>>32459287
I don't know.
Maybe I like her mane.
Maybe I like her kindness.
But sometimes that pony is too shy for her own good.

>>32459306
Same here.
I wouldn't normally buy MLP merchandise but I'd buy a Discord doll so hard.

>>32459315

>and boys

Why is the sexuality important exactly? That's like applying for a job and being like "oh and by the way, I'm straight."

>>32459329
tgweaver.tumblr.com
Glitter Glue's fimchan thread.

>>32459294

It's a play...

>>32459343
Because she is a dude.

Are we REALLY moving here?

>>32459087
I want to stick my penis in that well-read horse.

>>32459306
>Twilight keeping doll Discord and Celestia

I like where this is going

Although this only brings up how Twilight stopped being a doll

>>32459293
Actually never mind, Fluttershy isn't perfect. She really needs to get a sense of humor.

>>32459329
>is there like an archive for these?
What, the dolls? Or GG's comics in general?

Dolls here: http://ponibooru.413chan.net/post/list/dollified/1
GG here: http://ponibooru.413chan.net/post/list/artist:The_Weaver/1

Hey guys, want to watch someone draw a picture of pony riding pony based off last episode? I got you covered.

http://www.livestream.com/flaksplacefordrawin

>>32459356
Yes, get over it.

>>32459185
That picture always makes me smile.

>>32459314
Silly Fluttershy. You need to go inside when it rains. No wonder you're so sad

>>32459343
Because I'm joking around?
I don't actually know if she likes either of those things.

would you cum on a pony?

I would not because it would feel really awful and morally wrong.

>>32459351
ITS A CARTOON SHOW.jpeg

>>32459386
On or in?

>>32459349
oh shit I remember that dude from back when /tg/ was still somewhat good

>>32459386
>>32459396
Answer: both

>>32459364

I kinda liked the idea Discord and doll Luna throwing doll Celestia an unbirthday party.

>>32459367
>you dont plow an orchard

>>32459379
Someone needs to get that pony inside before she gets a cold.
>>32459386
Well...
I don't know.
I mean I'd fuck a pony from the show.
But I don't really think about that.

>>32459386
Morals are subjective.

>>32459396
either or. i dont think it would be a good feel at all

>>32459386
I would cum inside Rarity as she looks lovingly into my eyes.

>>32459386
I'd cum on a living doll pony. They'd make perfect cumrags.

COME ON EVERYPONI SMILE SMILE SMILE!

>>32459315
Which, we find out on MadMax's Tumblr, is male. Trap pony.

>>32459367
I always knew Applejack was a slut

>>32459433
You know, girls like sex too and not because they are sluts.

>>32459179
what the hell they are a specific kind of monster not an immutable facet of the world. they feed on hatred they're not summoned into being by it.

this is like asking how the ponies built houses without being eaten by dragons. nonsense stupid question.

>>32459383
Princess Ice T is better.

JUST A FRIENDLY REMINDER
RAINBOW DASH, FLUTTERSHY AND PINKIE PIE ARE THE WORST PONIES

Why madmax not come to /co/ anynore

>>32459433
Fun fact, women like to have sex. It doesn't make them 'sluts.'

>>32459427
Yep, she was born a dude.
And Max is totally gonna have Many Mustaches be her blind date.

I look forward to that update.

>>32459153
You must be new here...

>>32459425
Was waiting for that!

>>32459457
Nah, nah.

>>32459386
I would rub Soarin's dick through his flight suit just before a big show, then watch as he has to go out and perform with a big wet spot since he didn't have time to change afterward.

>>32459472
Your OC is a homofag?

>>32459491
Duh

>>32458593
>caricatures of themselves

When will they understand that this is not fucking high-end literature? The characters have always been caricatures in that they're built upon being archetypical examples of broad character concepts that bounce off each other, especially in settings where the six characters are behaving as a group or when two characters with conflicting interests are pitted against each other. THAT is the magic behind the characters of the show -- not in their complexity, but rather that their simplicity keeps them colorful and distinct from each other so that these kinds of situations can continue to work as the series progresses.

It's like the pigments of paint -- having a palette of distinct colors and occasionally combining them in small portions at a time is much more efficient than arbitrarily mixing them all together to make a disgusting gray-brown.

In a show consisting of 22-minute episodes, the only times when seeing character depth is really appropriate is when a character's conflicts are internalized, or they're facing them all on their own. And even then, the contrasts and subversions of their usual characteristics are rather typical. The shy character showing moments of hidden rage or assertion in the face of danger? The boisterous braggart demonstrating insecurity and nervousness before a crowd? The image-minded fashionista getting dirty when necessary? The normally logical, organized, and timely character going completely bonkers when her deadlines aren't met? WHAT A FUCKING SHOCKER.

>>32459468
Would YOU want to come here if you had any place else to be?

>>32459491
Read "Blind"

>>32459456
>Ice-T bro
Muh nigga

>>32459386
I'd cum in Fluttershy as we both orgasm at the same time, and then cuddle with her in the afterglow.

>>32459468

Because she doesn't like us, is it really that hard to figure out? Same probably goes for megasweet too, he rarely posts here anymore.

>>32459491
Nobody's perfect.

>>32459517
Yes. Why not?

>>32459448
>>32459469
>Enjoying
>Sex
Manwhores detected.
Only people who are lower than animal shit enjoy sex

>>32459423
>I'd cum on a living doll pony. They'd make perfect cumrags.
That's awful, anon. They're living things. They have feelings.

>>32459517
We're here now aren't we?

>>32459528
I almost started to miss this discussion.

>>32459524
NIGGER! YOU MISSED MY STREAM LAST NIGHT! IT WASN'T THE SAME WITHOUT YOUR WACKY ANTICS!

>>32459538
HELP
I CAN'T STOP RAPING SMUDGE THE UNICORN WITH OGRES

>>32459539
>Only people who are lower than animal shit enjoy sex.
Sure is 700 Club in here.

>>32459423
Continent too! Just toss them in the washer and bam, good as new!

>>32459155
It's ok, you've probably just got anxiety for your course work and the more fun option is elbowing it out.

One strategy is to reduce the fun to boredom 'til you're free to approach it again. This is what TV tropes is still useful for, as you trade in what would be hours of enjoyment for comparatively less via the mental process of:
>Oh, that's kinda true
>Oh! That's a good one
>Wait, that can be said about everything though
>That's just part of being human
>Man, everything's all the same.
>Fuckit. Everything sucks now.

And once all that's exhausted, you'll hopefully be in the right frame of mind to study. Your brain will feel like it's actually resolved something and thus have more patience for studying.

I haven't been to the site in a long while, but that's what I remember it being good for, aside from the glimmer of actually useful info.

>>32459560
Fuck, you were streaming?

Dudebro, my nigga jesus-christ man. You gotta warn me bout that shit.

>>32459386
I'd like to say no but life has brought me to the conclusion that I'm rather easy when I'm sexually deprived (did not have sex for 3 years).

>you get magically transported to Equestria for 10 minutes
What do?

>>32459367
cheers dude

>>32459179
Discord is a god.

He is his own justification.

>>32459585
Is there a place where I can shoot such warnings all over you in a sexual manner?

>>32459592
in b4 rape

>>32459516

>>32459491
What's wrong with homofags?

>>32459592
Get rather fucking pissed for only being there for ten minutes.

>>32459592
>10 minutes
Fuck a pony

>>32459592
Sit patiently and wait to be taken back.

>>32459592
>rape

Pic related

>>32459592
Find favorite pony.

Hug the crap out of it.

Pray that when I'm yanked back to reality pony comes with me.

>>32459538
Actually, the last couple of threads have been pretty great. A shame I have to go to work...

>>32459530
But why? Are we really THAT bad?

>>32459592
Give me an axe.
I have a score to settle.

>>32454914
French revolution.

Equestria needs a National Razor.

>>32459624
You would want to take pony away from its home and friends? You selfish bastard! You dont deserve pony!

i would pay cash money to watch an applejack/pinkie pie buddy cop film

i think it would be quite enjoyable

Rarity is perfect.
Rarity is perfect.
Rarity is perfect.
Rarity is perfect.
Rarity is perfect.
Rarity is perfect.
Rarity is perfect.
Rarity is perfect.

>>32459635

>why

Because some people were dicks to her on FUCKING 4CHAN. I dunno, she just ran off with hurt feelings I guess.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j90VZ5uT590

>>32459655
I would pick a pony that nobody likes.

Like Silver Spoon.

>>32459637
>This tree killed my father!

>>32459624
>presuming favorite pony is...fuck I don't know, Pinkie, sorry if it isn't
>"Pinkie, we heard you scream!"
>"There was this huge hairless ape thingie that just jumped in the window and then it hugged me real tight and then it just disappeared into thin air and I was all like gosh what was that!"
>"You've eaten too many cupcakes"

>>32459661
Rarity is a terrible pony.

>>32459671
She's just a little filly! She doesnt deserve to be abducted like that, you monster!

>>32459661
Keep saying that, maybe it'll become true.

>>32459671

she has nice glasses

>>32459609
>getting covered in Jesus' hot, sticky, sexy warnings
Right here anytime baby.

>>32459686
I don't care about your morals!

>>32459679
>Twilight and Applejack exchange looks
>"Rum raisin."

>>32459662
But was everybody a dick to her? I'm accustomed to the handful of sociopathic, autistic asshole anons here, but surely she wouldn't have left unless it was a majority that were being assholes, right?

>>32459662
There are people seriously taking personal offense in 4chan?

Just wow...

>>32459703

Okay, now it's becoming a literal fucking circlejerk.

>>32459709
No but really, how would you even explain it to the abducted pony, that's just wrong.

>>32459614
They are gay.

Is ponibooru down for everyone else?

>>32459734
I can warn you about my streams if you want too.

>>32459386
but what if they want it?

Morning /co/
What's good

>>32459679
are there apes in Equestria?

I thought monkeys was the closest thing to humans.

>>32459770
Circlejerking and talking about fucking/abducting ponies.

>>32459713
Mainly, she got butthurt because we were being normal 4channers. Ie. stupid questions got answered with stupid answers. So she stormed off, spent hours on drawing a comic on how she didn't care and never came back. Ie. a typical DA girl with monomolecular skin.

>>32459592
>rape

>>32459761

that seems a bit pointless

not to mention impractical

>>32459770
GG request

Three representatives of the anons, trip fags and name fags are arguing about who's ruining these threads.

GG gets mad, puts his crown on upside down and leaves in a huff

>>32459770
fucking ponies and fucking ponies

>>32459803
OH GOD YES

>>32459735
Alright sheesh.

I've got ten minutes I'll use them to state my case and try to convince a pony to go voluntarily.

>>32459761

resolution

Why you so small?

>that feel when you've been working on a picture for an hour and a half and you realise it's terrible and close without saving

>>32454882
I'M GOING TO FUCK THAT CARTOON HORSE

>>32459472
does he just have a lady face and stature?

>>32459803

>puts on crown upside down

I second this so hard.

>>32459780
I head a monkey at the Flutterrage scene in TBNE

>>32459803
I don't even have a crown.

Why aren't you guys on Ponychan, again? You're exactly like them.

>>32459819
Should have posted it quick. It probably wasn't that bad. Really, you've got nothing to lose, bro.

>>32459846
How so?

>>32459819

>realize it's terrible

You don't have to post it, just keep drawing and you'll get better.

>>32459819
>that feel when...
Wait I don't think I know this feel.
I've deleted some sketches...
No I don't think I've deleted whole pictures.
I do kinda know the feel of working on something for long and then it turns out crap.

>>32459843
I bet those good for nothing trip fags stole it!

>>32459770
Glitter Glue: do that thing with Fluttershy. I requested it so long ago that I forgot what it was, but it was good. Doo eeet.

>>32459846
we cant say naughty words there

>>32459861

jesus christ what IS that thing?!

>>32459817
it is part of a comic

>>32459858
All you talk about is sex with ponies...

>>32459846
They don't allow discussion about fucking ponies.

>>32459770
Hey Glitter Glue, you're old school 4chan right?

Are you watching Fate/Zero?

>>32459865
Stop PRASPRITING you BUCKING RAINBOW DASH!

>>32459850
Nah, I know when my shit is unsalvageable.

>>32459803
Do a comic out of this:
>>32459679

>>32459872
But that's wrong

We also think about what it would be like to drink pony semen

>>32459897
>Earthies and pegasus make up, learning the value of working together

>Unicorns dont give a fuck

I never thought I'd find a gif so fucking useful >>32458248

>>32459819
I know that feel.

>>32459770
Gliter Glue I has a personal question...

Are you obnoxiousdouchealt from Youtube? cause if not that guy surely do use a lot of your comics for videos.

>>32459880
>>32459865
There are good, true reasons to not go to Ponychan.

But neither of these two are.

>>32459864
>Glitter Glue: do that thing with Fluttershy. I requested it so long ago that I forgot what it was, but it was good. Doo eeet.
You mean doll-Fluttershy being used as a cocksock by Snips? That seems pretty fucked up Anon but if that's your birthday wish I got no choice I guess

>>32459881
>Hey Glitter Glue, you're old school 4chan right?
I mean I wasn't here on day one or anything but I've been around
>Are you watching Fate/Zero?
I totally would except it's fucking anime

>>32459843
borrow a cardboard one

>>32459899
Nope, we talk much more about pony milk.

>>32459840
We need an expert to clarify if it was an ape or a monkey.

We just know monkeys are canon for sure.

>>32459933
do you have a place where all your comics are available?

>>32459858
You're grown men who spend all of your time talking about a very specific little girl cartoon? Any difference you make up really isn't big enough to adequately justify the separation.

>>32459880
Oh, so they're actually BETTER than you guys?

>>32459953
>why

It's also a monkey bro, too high pitched to be an ape.

Derpy hooves is a very ugly revolutionary.

>>32459933
HA!
I FUCKING KNEW IT
YOU ARE ANIMATION-RACIST

>>32459933
Hey GG, which doll is your favorite doll?

>>32459933
This makes me wonder, do the dolls need sleep?

>you will never have a futashy>for christmas

>>32459969
This is not hot at all...

>>32459980
Lets go dismantle the proletariat!

>>32459988

They aren't exactly living, so I don't think so.

>>32459933
GG please explain one thing... how the fuck your crudely made half-assed comics manage to be so hillarious and irresistably fappable? Did you know I have an ethicoexistential crisis because of your so called "art"?

>>32459956
Ponybooru is probably your best bet, since FiMchan threads get pruned and I never took the time to upload all 500+ (jesus fucking christ) of my pony images to my tumblr

>>32459998
Oh please shut up

>>32459969
OKAY SEXY

>>32459998
Wtf scootanon get a fucking dog.

>>32459998
I wouldn't want one
Or well it depends
The dumb animal futashy
or just Fluttershy with a cock
Because if I couldn't get anything else, I'd take Fluttershy with a cock.

>>32459965
>generalizing
>all CoD players are underage hacking loud mouths
>all WoW players are OCD addicted shut ins
>all Twilight readers are virgin fat goth girls

It's a FUN thing to generalize sir, but anything more than a simple harmless jab and it becomes damaging to everyone. Fan of anything are not just one thing, especially not one thing which conclusion has been based on ignorance and mindless hatred.

>>32460013
For some reason, this comic makes me want some Wonka Fun Dip

>>32460013
Glitter Glue has A+ Rank Charisma.
it's very hard to dislike him and the stuff he makes

>>32459965
yeah, they are pretty better
>>32459969
>favorite artist of all time doing ponies

>>32459899
It's been a long day. Soarin slumps in through the door. He's exhausted from the days practice. You can see his thick stallion cock outlined against his suit. He flops against the wall and pulls out his massive member. A small globule of precum drips off the tip. He's been pent up all day, and he just needs a release. He's looking at you with longing in his eyes. The wait is causing him physical pain. Do you please pony most sexually? Do you tease pony? Do you deny pony?

>go to stream monitor
>faceless has somehow convinced Kloudmutt to do a scat thing

jesus fuck

>>32460011
>ethicoexistential
Is that even a word?

>>32460003
No, Derpy you dumb horse! The proletariat is the basis of society, you dont want to destroy them!

>>32460034
But all of those things are true!

>>32459980

Oh ugly derpy guy, what are we going to do with you

>>32460034
>all Twilight readers are virgin fat goth girls
...But that's actually true

>>32459986
>Hey GG, which doll is your favorite doll?
Oh shoot, I don't know.
Maybe Twidoll because she started this whole thing and she is sort of the star of it

Also did you see this thing I drew you

>>32460045
Welcome to 6 months ago.

>>32460048
>Showing results for ethical existential

I don't think so.

>>32460038
Ecmajor complimented one of my pics once.

>>32460052
Lets lock him in a closet with Derpy!

>>32460058
Yeah! I love that, thank you, sir!

>>32459785

This makes complete sense. All of the bronies in the meetup photos were fucking saltine, and their paleness suggested that they might be socially retarded enough to think this way.

>>32460013
>Ponybooru is probably your best bet
sigh

5 internets to anyone who uploads a compilation! The ones on ponybooru aren't all tagged the same way and that site is slow as hell to begin with.

I can't find anything close to 500 images on that site from you

>>32460018
dog cock is nothing like Romeo and you know it

>>32460058
Now this is a doll I would keep. Hug it and take it to bed, like a normal stuffed animal.

So I tried Pinkie with her tongue stuck to a pole while everybody else laughs at her but.... ugh... ugh!
That went terrible!

Well, you learn through mistakes.
I probably just need to chill down, go to bed and make an ice, better drawing tomorrow.

>>32459974
Bonobos are generally more high-pitched than than chimps, but chances are you are right since the alouatta-monkey scream is mostly used as sound effect in cartoons.

>>32460095
Oh god that would be so cute

>>32460095
Before or after you put the fleshlight in it?

>>32460106
By the way, you going to doing anything with this data, or just curious?

>>32460072
and who the fuck are you?

>>32460045
Sr's done a good job. Who knows how that wily rascal convinces Kloudmutt to do such amazing works of art.

>>32460052
I honestly don't even watch this show or participate in these threads beyond calling Derpy Hooves a very ugly pony.

I feel like the truth about that pony's unsavory appearance must be known.

Jr is around?d

>>32460058
oh that reminds me

Wasn't fancypants going to be dollified

or did we run out of ideas with that other than him being a rare item collector and his wife becomes paranoid of the rarity real doll

>>32460102
>Rainbow Dash buys a bee bee gun
>YOU'LL SHOT YOUR EYE OUT FILLY!

>>32460129
>
>>32460127

>>32460127
Hey Jr have you draw something new? I have been away from this threads.

>>32460102
Shit's surreal yo
I like it

>>32460122
Why would I do that? ITs just a little witty pony doll. It just wants hugs and love and 12 hours of sleep a day

>>32459761
why boner

>>32460129
Kind of.

I'm putting the finishing touches on this motherfucking Fancyjack/Rarity pic that I started like a week and a half ago. With school out of the way, I'm finally getting back into my groove.

>>32459933
Who made these comics?

>>32460125
Some guy.

>>32460162
Oh ok, ignore this now >>32460158

>>32459647
>alternate ending bird hoof

Yeah, not opening this, and fuck you for posting it.

>>32460085
I cannot into Ponibooru
What am I supposed to search for

>>32460166
The guy himself

>>32460161
Ponies in clothes are sexy.
But I wouldn't really know, I don't question my boners anymore.

>>32460127
Faceless is oddly persuasive for a scat fetishist.

Fucker's got 18 CHA at least.

>>32459614
>mfw someone screencapped of my sperg-out moment that I thought would go generally unnoticed
Aw, shucks.

>>32460102
Hey, looks amazing. That surreal/warped look is fucking brilliant. Thanks for taking my stealth-anon request.

>>32460162
>My request

My body is ready!

Wow, these threads really are as terrible as I always imagined them to be.
Porn, trips and faggots. I want to fucking die.

>>32460068
JUST PUT A DACE BETWEEN FOR CRYING OUT LOUD!

neologism MOFO!

here's an example:

phallochorographia

just made it up, it's completely legit and it's easy to interpret

>>32460182
not sure why you're quoting me because I basically said the same thing as you did, but I agree

>>32460198
We won't stop you.

Hey Ponyfags! Stop jerking off to pony dolls and watch another reviewer tackle your golden idol!

http://www.agonybooth.com/video321_My_Little_Pony_Friendship_is_Magic_Over_a_Barrel.aspx

>>32460181
But it's related to my post.

>>32460198
> these threads are so awful I feel compelled to post about how afoul they are in the thread
And with that you've become part of the problem.

>>32460219
>>32460219
>Stop jerking off to pony dolls
NO.

>>32460210
Because I can't find a single image, and you appear to have at least found one

>>32460198
Aww, sounds like a grumpy pants needs a hug!

>>32460085
There are roughly 430 images of mine on ponibooru.
Considering many of the items in my folder (which I used for the 500 count) could be dupes, edits, or just minor reactions that don't warrant uploading, I'd say that's a pretty good track record for the site.

>>32460011
>how the fuck your crudely made half-assed comics manage to be so hillarious and irresistably fappable?
Well
I actually have a theory on this
It's sort of like the difference between porn and written erotica

See, porn doesn't need a plot. The pool boy is sexy, or the lonely housewife wants another way to pay the pizza boy or what the fuck ever. It doesn't matter, because you get to see everything. The visuals cover for the poor plot.
But with written erotica, they have to be more creative with their setup. They don't have any visuals. They have to have some sort of elaborate scenario or something to cover for the fact you can't actually see a bunch of titties bouncing around.

Now apply this premise to humor
My art is poor at best and so to cover for the low quality of the visuals I have to rely a lot on other things to compensate: silly faces, exaggerated dialog, weird fucking scenarios
I think the fact that people are willing to judge quality on a balance of features, rather than solely on visuals, is the only reason I've seen any success at all

It's also why CCC threads became popular.

>>32460219
Who are you to tell me what to cum on faggot.

>>32460198
>I want to fucking die.
I think we can all agree with that.

>>32460244
>Eris
Why hello there boner, fancy seeing you here

>>32460238
>I'd say that's a pretty good track record for the site.

dude, not dissing your contribution, I was saying I'm too retarded to find em all

>>32460219
>Stop jerking off to pony dolls
But there's nothing sexy about the dolls, why would I want to fuck them?
>>32460247
...that he wants to die or that we all want to die?
I don't want to die yet, at least.

>>32460244
okay, seriously:

I never popped a boner for a pony
or a humanised pony
but Eris...

Hhhnnnggggg.
Why boner?

>>32460238
I also like how you never cross certain fetish lines.
That's a big plus.

>mlp wants to fuck 63 god of chaos
>she'd probably turn your dick into a balloon animal

why.jpg.

>>32460269
Its the feminine attributes

>>32460275
Once Faceless gets his CHA even higher....

>>32460275
> CERTAIN fetish lines
I don't know, that mindfuck between Twilight and Discord was pretty fucked up. Scat makes me straight-up puke, but that shit just left me queasy for hours after.

>>32460234
see
>>32459367

>>32460269
I constantly keep popping boners to the ponies, but Eris just makes me go flaccid.

>>32460295
>She blows into the tip
>Your dick expands and elongates like one of those balloons
>She ties it into a poodle
>Orgasm super hard
>Balloon penis comically pops and deflates

>>32460295
It's not r63.. Discord can use any form he/she wants.

>>32460267
No I meant the site (ponibooru) is pretty good at keeping up

Just search for:
artist:The_Weaver

>>32460309
mindfuck is my fetish

>>32460238
So brain is the most erogenous zone huh?... does it make it any right for wanting to masturbate to badly drawn ponies (no offense)?

also by the way that lil' abomination in your picture was my first whyboner in /b/...

>>32460329
>Discord appears to the mane 6 as a golden shower in season 3

>>32460309
Exactly.

Glitter Glue doesn't draw the WORST FETISH TRIFECTA
SCAT/WATERSPORTS
VORE
DIAPERS

That keeps his shit from being gross

>>32460311
>>32460334
neat

>>32460334
ahh, got you know

have some Pinkie dude

>>32460219
>Stop jerking off to pony dolls
No, If I want to be pleased at the thought that Blueblood would instantly try to sell the rarity doll, and after many furious failed attmepts to get rid of it he just pawns it off to some kid, and then Sweetie belle goes and enthusiastically shows her parents the distinct likeness of her sister she just got from some guy, then I will

dat fucking frustration at having perfect ideas that you not only cannot draw or enter a stream to request, but you can't even verbalize on it in any way. I cannot convey my ideas properly.

just fucking keep fucking practicing

>>32460334
I find this funny since theres a popular vibrator called the jack rabbit

>>32460334
I know you've been changing up your style and range of motion / reach of the ponies, but

... I'm pretty certain she could reach it. They have some pretty insane range of motion in the show.

>>32460309
>that mindfuck between Twilight and Discord was pretty fucked up
Which one because there was two

>>32459067
then she burst into treats

>>32460378
Did Snails doll go anywhere after Twist rescues him?

>>32460356
>Really tan girls
This is my fetish. Especially after a day at the beach when the seem to radiate heat.

>>32460378
Something something 'No one would ever want this body,' degradation crap between Discord and Twilight.

>>32460219

that guy has a really nasal, nerdy voice

>>32460376
>... I'm pretty certain she could reach it. They have some pretty insane range of motion in the show.
Not with her mouth, though. And her hooves just don't have that precision she needs.

>>32460181
it's only part one you fucking pussy ass excuse rapist, you like her in her cute little stock

>>32460371
your drawing style reminds me of Multiforce (you know, the one with Skelleton Jelly).
Maybe you should try to build up on that?

>reading thru thread
who is Eris?

>>32460356
>whyboner
>at that pic
casual...

>>32460414
I thought that was a reference to those "professional pick up artist" guys I've been hearing so much about.

>>32460402
>Did Snails doll go anywhere after Twist rescues him?
No that was the end.

>>32460414
>Something something 'No one would ever want this body,' degradation crap between Discord and Twilight.
Oh okay, I thought you might be talking about the one where he banishes Celestia to the moon and brainwashes half the town including Spike to defile her until he utterly breaks her will and turns her into some slutty corrupt thrall.

>>32459371
Still streaming, worked out some audio problems so things should be good to go.
http://www.livestream.com/flaksplacefordrawin

>>32460438

Female god of chaos. Uses golden apples to fuck shit up for everyone.

>>32460438
Rule 63 of Discord

also hot.

>>32460269
Well to be totally honest I've always found the curvature, eyes, voice and behaviour of ponies attractive but I had firmly drawn a line about what it's okey to masturbate to and what not. For some reason Eris makes me reavaluate and since she's OC this fucking confuses me even further...
please make it stop ; __ ;

>>32460326
Why did I laugh?

>>32460458
>Oh okay, I thought you might be talking about the one where he banishes Celestia to the moon and brainwashes half the town including Spike to defile her until he utterly breaks her will and turns her into some slutty corrupt thrall.
I came just from reading that

Now if ponibooru wasn't so fucking slow...

>>32460458
post this so called mindfuck, I wish to read it.

>>32460169
so you just told me EC Major once complemented some guy

and that guy is you right now

but you remain identityless

fuck you too

>>32460458
Wait that's a thing...link?

>>32460458
I liked the culmination of the 'slutty thrall' arc, because Spike-bro is best bro.

Fun Fact : Glitter Glue never draws rape.

At worst he draws seduction while being an asshole

>Kloudmutt gets interrupted thrice by people in -his- room
>He's doing the finishing touches, suddenly has to leave, and he'll have to eat dinner when he comes back

god damnit

not at home, jr? you missed the stream.

>>32460539
>Twilight getting raped by the town.gif

>>32460539
He draw ponies raping Twilight.

>>32460539


>>32460458
This was rape.

>>32460539
>Fun Fact : Glitter Glue never draws rape.
wrong, sir
wrong

>>32460539

Twilight was definitely getting raped in one of those Discord pics, she was screaming for help after all

Fun Fact: Glitter Glue never draws enough Klaymen

>>32460560
>>32460567
>>32460580
>>32460585
Shut up! I wanted him to draw more rape because I'm implying he doesn't.
Way to ruin it
>>32460581
That's Snails.
It doesn't count as rape when it's Snails because Snails doesn't matter

>>32460392
>treats
>burst
>into
>she
>then

whay

>>32460458
>including Spike
Wasn't Spike the one that broke the spell and banished Discord to the moon with Celestia?

>>32460538
>I liked the culmination of the 'slutty thrall' arc, because Spike-bro is best bro.
I'm glad somebody did, everyone else complained it was too much of a "good end".

fluttershy the amnials?!

Fun Fact: I may not be a fan of Glitter Glue's humor but I really appreciate his talent at minimalistic drawings.

>>32460623
That's why snails is best rape victim, he can't report it to anyone

>>32460642
Yes, but he was totally in line to rape her when she was bound up in the stocks, too.

>>32460647
I was one of the first people complaining and I was just trolling. The bandwagon mentality frightens me at times.

Welcome to Taco Queen, may I take your order?

>>32460581
>an artist drawing Discord doing fucked up shit like this would normally turn me off from the artist
>I just watched the CE of Event Horizon, and the making of when it talked more about it's chaos dimension
>TFW it just made me more interested in what shit you must have done Glitter Glue

>>32460581
You probably never saw the resolution if this series...

also a female can't possibly rape a male

>>32460693
>You probably never saw the resolution if this series...
Motherfucker, I DREW that series. Of course I fucking saw the resolution.

>>32460679
Can I have a burrito?

>>32460693
>spoilers

>>32460693
>glitter glue
>didn't see the ending of the snails rape series

are you fucking serious? ahahahaha!

>>32460693
>a female cant possibly rape a male
Yes. Yes they can. Usually though forced anal or urethral penetration.

>>32459738
That's true.

>>32460192
No, no, it was a perfectly valid and incisive point. Very trenchant. Could stand to thin it out a bit, and that simile in the middle feels a little overwrought, but otherwise it's great. Definitely worth preservation.

>>32460709
Bullshit.

>>32460647
Actually I thought that everybody in PB agreed that it was the best possible end.

Where the fuck do you gather your reviews and critics?

>>32460647
I liked it

>>32460745
I bet he gets them from 4chan.
The fucking retard.

>>32460745
Right here usually.
FiMchan also had some complaints I think.

>>32460735
Or they forcefully give you viagra. It's happened.

>>32460744
Dude. Glitter Glue = The Weaver.

>>32460735
a woman can do it normally to, just because a guy orgasms doesn't mean he wanted to.

Hence whyboners.

>>32460326

>>32460735
>Urethral penetration

>>32460787
Next thing you are going to tell me is that he was Player1.

>>32460787
Twilight's face. She's thinking about it. She's legitimately considering it.

>>32460709
>doesn't remember what he drew
Well I knew that your comics were a bit too rushly made but wow...

brb proof

>>32460736
>trenchant
Huh, first time I've ever run into that word.
Twilight_I_Learned_Something_New_Today.png

>>32460800
And chain-chomp-chan.
Ruby Quest, the original EFG...

>>32460767
Well drawn but, what is with Rarity's pose? She's leaning against the couch but not sitting on it

>>32460787
>premature magiculation

>>32460798
Is she about to give a handjob to a giant or what?

>People not knowing that Glitter Glue is The Weaver

Fun Fact : He's also the original EFG(who regrets turning the Guy Fawkes Mask into a symbol of /b/(never his intention)), creator of Ruby Quest and Player 1.

Question: Is the creator of this character here in this thread at the moment?

>>32460820
The original EFG, huh? Prove it. Show me his introduction, the taco comic.

>>32460820
No one man can be all these things you fucking faggot.

>>32460767
All my boners. ALL OF THEM.

>>32460832
Nope, she's going to give you exactly what she said she was giving you.

So now you have a big hand. congratualtions.

>>32460808
>>32460709

>mfw the VAs for Pinkie, Fluttershy, Rainbow, Applejack, Celestia and Cheerilee are going to be at BroNYcon

Watch them get Tabitha Saint Germaine and Tara Strong at the last minute.

>>32460883
This can only end bad...

>>32460883
>Bronycon

>>32460883
>implying they're not all aliases of Tara Strong

>>32460883
Sigh
They're going to get raped aren't they?

>>32460883
>all those VA's
>Bronycon
>thousands of fat fucks raping the VA's to death

welp it was a good show

which voice actor of the mane 6 would win in a real life fight

>>32460844
I miss Stumpy when Stumpy was a male and a bad hero ponies needed in their time of need or adventure.

>>32460883
the only thing i'm watchign is the VA's vow to never again go to another

>>32460911
a fight like this?
>>32460910

>>32460871
I wonder if condoms are a recent invention in Equestria, and for that matter are they all sheepskin?

>>32460883
Tara's probably too busy doing voicework for 5 million other things to go to some faggot brony convention.

I honestly don't know why the others are bothering to go, I'd be creeped the fuck out.

>>32460883

I can't wait for the crowd to ask them unsuitable questions about how they feel about mlp porn!

>>32460909
Unless someone from /co/ is going, I don't think so. Though, they WILL get a feel of awkwardness with all the bronies there.

ITT: We learn about all the shit Glitter Glue has done.

>>32460934
"You just had to a-a-a-aask"

>need to study for exams
>want to play vidya
>do neither, waste time in mlpg
>nothing interesting happens
>have tons of way to spend my time productively
>just sit there doing literally nothing
Jesus Christ I am SO BORED. Have a picture I just made in five minutes in Paint.

>>32460767
>that feel when I'm legitimately considering starting a nsfw pony folder because of that image

and I've only been here for 6 days over the last three weeks ;_;

>>32460883
>All of them quit shortly after, threaten to sue Hasbro if they use their voices in any future episodes.
>Season two ends abruptly.

Guys, did SMILe make gifs today?

>>32460842
I knew it... but I found his statement so absurd I did not even had to notice his namefagging.

Also: no trips (potentional impersonating)

>>32460844
He doesn't seem to be around right this moment but he said you're free to draw her.

>>32460820
GATTERGOO IS BIG TIME SELEBRITY

>>32460847
>Show me his introduction, the taco comic.
Trick Question. The taco comic wasn't his first at all.

>>32460970
Yeah, quite a few. Check out the last thread.

>>32460962
Better than what I manage in fifteen.

>>32460953
I think they'd be more creeped out/unnerved by everyone trying to get them to say certain lines in their voices.

I bet you someone is going to try to ask Ashleigh Ball to say "I'm not a lesbian" as Rainbow Dash.

>>32460970
see
>>32456864

There's a bunch of .gifs in there.

>>32460902
I know the original story and the context, but nowadays I read that quote and just think "Wow, some 'edgy' teen just figured out how to hyperbole, totally showing off their lolsoedgy to defend against uber-trolls on their favorite Twilight forum."

Come to think of it, wouldn't computers in Equestria have some chance of becoming sentient due to the background magical radiation?

>>32461005
>>32460986
Thank you guys!

>>32460955

>>32460847
Oh come on!

His stickmen-comic have more personal imprint than picassos!

>>32460996
I'd pay money to listen to Cherilee's VA say pimp lines.

>>32460981
Damn you, that was the joke. Stop being so fucking reasonable.

>>32461025
Cheerilee's VA is also Celestia's VA.

They are one and the same.

Glitter Glue, how does it feel that there are people in this thread who'd probably die for you?

>>32460956
> sheepskin condoms
> not dragon-skin condoms
Spike makes a fucking MINT every time he sheds his skin.