>>32449645
Draw me like one of your French girls, GG

>Draw me like one of your French ponies, GG
FTFY

SEEMS LEGIT

AWWWW YEAH.
no wonder I always missed glitterglue threads.
They're 1'o'clock in the morning.
WOOOOO YEAH AWESOME ARTIST YEAHHHH

>>32449662
>Rarity posing in front of you, her tail wrapped up to hide her more intimate areas, looking you with a sly smile and expectant eyes

welp

>filename
yeah, this one's old as tits.

My dog is running in his sleep and it's cute as fuck

...What if pony ran in its sleep?

Topic: Not fetishes. Nope. It's not fetishes.

>>32449680
>Why boner
Joke's on you, I no longer question my boners.
Now to save this one for later usage...

Here, as promised

Celestiadoll and Discorddoll
partners in crime

>>32449680
>that feel when it should be longer

For further research purposes

>>32449684

Do pegasuses flap their wings too when they sleep?

>>32449695
Things got long enough for me when I read it.

>>32449692
Fuck that is the silliest thing

>>32449692
Oh, lord. I do love this doll series. Thank you, GG.

>>32449695
Maybe if I'll ever learn to write...

>>32449680
And I'm not even into lactation.

>>32449696
I think so, yes. Little quivers, at least, as they dream flying dreams and think of the open sky.

>>32449696
Yes

>>32449674
shut up

>>32449692

>Your my favorite Deputy

>>32449710
Indeed, it's a shame he doesn't write anymore.

But isn't My Little Pony a girl's show?

>>32449692
OH MY FUCKING GOD I WANT A DISCORD DOLL
THAT WOULD BE, LIKE, THE GREATEST THING EVER

>>32449674
My god, what have you done

hmmm any requests?

>>32449722
>liking GG as an artist
>likinf faceless as a writer

have I entered fucking bizarro world?

>>32449709
You don't learn by not doing. Write stuff in the thread, if you want, it's fun, you get a lot of variety.

>>32449692
hahahaha-
>hasbro marketing team will never make a discord doll


why

>>32449736
>purple and green
But that isn't the correct dosage, Doc.

dafty, what the fuck is this.

U WANNA DO WAHT NOW? XD

why does sunday morning suck so hard?

>>32449692
haha, excellent!

>>32449739

>>32449742
You can always start with spoilertext mini-sketches. You've got nothing to lose after all - the worst that can happen is that you get ignored.

Because if people call you a faggot and complain about how shit you are they probably at least read it!

>>32449755
Oh look, /b/ is here again.
>>32449761
Because tomorrow's monday.
>>32449739
Quality tends to fly outta the window when fetishes come to play.
Besides he's decent.

>>32449742
>write stuff in the thread

no. unless its very small, dont. this shit gets tiresome. there are some who will read your shit in googledocs. do it there

>>32449764

>>32449754

Anime.

>>32449774
Well yeah, I don't mean long stuff, just short paragraphs.

>>32449737
Anything Vinyl Scratch

>>32449754
And not a single fuck was-
>>32449778
SWEET JESUS WHY

>>32449737
blues

>>32449785
To be fair alot of the stuff I wrote plays to some degree of human nature.

or TL;DR version: Immersion. first and second person is a good approach for this, and to some degree consensualism or care/affection.

alright i'll start drinking , monday is fucked up anyway

>>32449725

>>32449737
Oooh, Pinkie Pie! Do love Pinkie Pie. As Chancellor Pudding Head!

>>32449800
Yeah, exactly. This sort of stuff doesn't need an experienced writer, it's just to kickstart the imagination into gear, and that's all in the descriptions. Being gramatically correct helps too, of course. Nothing kills immersion like the wrong your

>>32449809
>That picture
I fucking love Cromartie.

Christmas is one week away

>>32449800
Weren't you the one who did the BonBon/Lyra short?

i'm tempted to post my deviantart here, but i need more ponies on it first. and more autistic child popularity.

>>32449652

To be honest, I mainly draw/doodle for fun, a giggle here and there from some people. It's mainly stuff at the top of my head though.

>>32449818

>birthday in 3 days

Fuck.

Everything.

December birthdays suck.

>>32449818
who cares for christmas?

childfags maybe

>>32449831
>Birthday in 6 days
Casual.

>>32449823
this one?

it was my single deviation from my standard of immersion.

>that feel when I'd rather discuss fetishes the show here than take part in an 40k tournament at my local club

>>32449737

Big Mac wearing a set of ball-weights please!

>>32449829
thats what I do. I started with a biro in schoolbooks

every single page had something on it,usually covered in em. it was a real problem. but then people started complimenting me on them, even the goddamn teachers, so constant doodling must be useful. a lil sketchbook to carry around when youre waiting for a train or in a cab or cafe waiting for someone would be good to mindlessly draw on for 5-10 minutes. you'll get better without even trying

>>32449737
stream pls :>

>>32449845
>they're shaped like his trademark work horse yoke

>>32449786
On it!

>>32449857
do blues next

>>32449843
>that feel
it's far too enjoyable

>>32449843

I would start collecting Tau miniatures, but I can't understand all the calculations that have to be made to determine wounds or if vehicles are damaged.

>>32449857
stream?

>>32449818
now in mug version!

>>32449867
There are no calculations, just dice rolls.
And a table for seeing how much you have to roll, but you hardly need any math.
inb4 I'm proven wrong

>>32449875
hehe very nice bro

>>32449857
fuck yeaaahh

>>32449867

don't even worry, tau are getting an update early next year. wait for that.

>>32449875
I wish to make one/ buy one of these

>>32449841
Ah that's the one. Good times, good times.

>>32449887
>need pink tank

>>32449867
Yeah their rules are a bit lackluster currently.
Wouldn't stop me from running an army with 6 squads of Fire Warriors though, if I had the dosh.

>>32449881

it's all dice. nothing else.

tau can be a bit finicky with hit placement though.

>>32449887

>>32449875

hhhnnngggg

>>32449902
Silly Baneblade, you can't fly.
>>32449901
Yeah but some people play mathhammer with all those probabilities and stuff.

>>32449902

>THIN YOUR PAINTS

what a waste of a baneblade. if you're going to do something like this, do it right.

but the transfer of dash is decent.

>>32449845
>ball-weights
Tell me those aren't what they sound like.

>>32449887

awesome, I like them mostly for the aesthetics of their armor. Though I do like their fluff as being one of the few factions that actively works with other xeno species like the Kroot and Vespid.

Hopefully they prove to be strong in their own long range manner.

>>32449922
Why surely they're used for weight training. Surely.

>>32449914

probabilities can still shit all over you. i tend to take mathhammer as advice, but little else.

>>32449930
I guess you could call it weight training.

There are weights involved.

>>32449921
Well you know how hard bright colors are...
Plus I'd think you can just peel that paint off.
Shit I've gotta run for that tourney.

>>32449925

there's rumors of brainwashing and sterilization on the allide races. take it with a grain of salt.

there's little in the game that can stand up to railgun fire.

artpony one last try. i just like to watch you draw you dont have to talk, post music or anything. let us participate in creating art

>>32449645

>The Empirical Twilight: A Pony's Guide to Science & Anarchism
>By Walton Wood

http://www.english.ufl.edu/imagetext/archives/v6_1/wood/

I fucking hate you bronies. I know that reading this will make me mad.

>>32449972
>Bronies

>>32449967
i should set up my own stream for my horrible little scribbles.

>>32449972
>bronies
... What did you call us?

Requests, fags.

>>32449972
>brony
Please, call me a ponyfucker.

>>32449990
A thousand dollars in my paypal account.

>>32449986
>>32449978

Do you prefer "pony-fags" ? Perhaps "Horse-fuckers" is more appropriate to your likings?

>>32449996
ponyfag, ponyfucker, horsefucker, all fine. in fact, welcomed, over "brony"

>>32449990
I request that you have a wonderful day

>>32449972
>postmodern anti-absolutist intellectualism
>pseudo-sociological faux-insight
No, you have made ME mad. Jesus. Ugh.

>>32449990
i want to see aj in a winter outfit

>>32449966

Meh, it's Grimderp all around. Though I've heard the defense that it's all Imperial propaganda. I'd believe the brainwashing, not so much that they'd try to limit the population of races they pretty much use as meat shields.

>>32449996
I legitimately prefer ponyfucker. It's more accurate.

>>32449996

I like horse harasser, donkey dicker or mule molester.

>>32450023
Yeah well you're a special little cookie.

>>32450017
>I legitimately prefer ponyfucker. It's more accurate.

Only Pony I like that way is Rarity. Because of Tabitha St. Germain's voice.

DAT VOICE.

>>32450017
I would say ponyfagfucker but then that I would imply that we fuck ponyfags. Now that's plan silly.

Since we all know we aren't getting any, let alone from a ponyfag.

>>32450016

indeed. in a universe where everyone's batshit crazy, no one is.
>syndrome.jpg

>>32450024

I'M SPESHULE.

>>32450024
face you are the biggest fag i have ever seen. no doubt.

>>32450030
I didn't really get any "dat voice" until I imagined how Dash's voice would crack in pleasure. Then, uh...

dat voice.

>>32450030
dem moments where her voice breaks

>>32450040

are you new here?

>>32450040
Well, I'm not exactly a straight arrow, if y'know what I mean.

>>32450049
>dem moments where her voice breaks

Such as?

Hey, Bronies. Any HD uploads of yesterday's episode up yet?

>>32450056

I haven't posted this in a while. It's fitting.

>>32450059
>Whateveritisponiesaresupposedtowallowin!
>Sapphire Shores!

>>32449986
Well I'm just glad Pinkie isn't smiling anymore.

last time she did, it hurt my face

>>32450062
>Bronies

>>32450056
Oh that's her tail. I thought she had a pigtail going into her ass or something.

>>32450056
you shall go back to /v/

>>32450056
...is she farting out pomfs? Or is her butt emitting pomf radiation of some kind?

>>32450075
>back to /v/

fingerslip? either way, ain't gonna budge.


I love you guys too much to just up and leave

So since the new episode aired has the General figured out a proper timeline that would fit the Founding of Equestria along with Discord and Celestia/Luna's rise?

>>32450080
ass + soft cloud + repetitive motion = pomf pomf pomf

>>32450084
>mfw I read that as "ain't gonna bulge"

>>32450085
again, that tumblr doesnt amuse me at all

Look at me! Look at my ear mouth! Look at it and weep!

>>32450091
Sex on clouds would be fun
if the cloud is still in once piece afterwards, you weren't doing it hard enough

>>32450071
>>32450084

STOP FUCKING SMILING DAMN IT

>>32449922

They clamp around your scrotum, above your balls, weighing them down.

feels good man. Reeeeal good.

>>32450062
>Bronies
Goddamnit, not another one. Go jump in a woodchipper.

>>32450105

>>32450105

>>32450062
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=me8OjUh35lE

>>32450118
>Pinkie goes in for a kiss.png

>>32450102

Strangely I'm most amused by it when they have minimal to no sexual innuendo.

>>32450118
>pinkie after dentist.tiff

>>32450112
I don't get it. What's so wrong with that?

>>32450120
Ta very much, Terse.

>>32450118
OH GOD MY FACE

I HATE YOU PINKIE, HATE!

>>32450124
im even less amused when there isnt any
JJ is a good artist but a dull ass comedian

>>32450141
i mean when there is sexual innuendo and shit

>>32450130
Any time, armourbro!

>>32450125
Ooh, this reminds me. Has SMILe done any GIFs of the new episode yet? His are always top-notch.

>>32450130
http://www.ponychan.net/chan/oat/

>>32450145

No idea, but have this .gif instead.

>>32450155
shes ascaping from above

>>32450155
I...thanks, Dafty, I guess?

I told you about slow threads, man.

>>32450167

>>32450173
I wonder how those two kept warm on the cold nights

>>32450179
Vibrating at a high enough frequency to generate heat when in close proximity to each other.

>>32449972

Fuck the Professor who had to read that must of been face-palming till he was red in the face!

Anyone read through the whole thing and understand the point of this shit?!

>>32450185
But that's Pinkie, not those two.

>>32450179

Cuddling.

>>32450185

what should I draw?

>>32450201
Puddinghead Pinkie

>>32449645
"Brony"?
More like "Broly".

>>32450201

griffy

how do i force myself to learn horse anatomy

>>32450214
What the fuck is this shit

>>32450214
the fuuuuuuuck

>>32450194
>Pegasuses cuddling, with Dash's wings protectively sheltering Fluttershy

hnggggg

>>32450214

>>32450214
i seem to have forgotten the neck

>>32450201
Trixie in a blender.

>>32450192
Yeah. Like I said, it's anti-absolutist tripe in the style of a proper sociological treatise. Worth reading for the sociology, though. I'd say check it out.
I hate postmodernism.

NEW TOPIC

CHRISTMAS (6 DAYS LEFT)

MY OPINION:
In the pre-Christian era, as the winter solstice approached and the plants died, pagans brought evergreen boughs into their homes as an act of sympathetic magic, intended to guard the life essences of the plants until spring. This custom was later appropriated by Northern Europeans and eventually it becomes the so-called Christmas tree.

THANK YOU FOR YOUR CONTRIBUTION

>>32450242
Trixie... will she blend?

>>32450185
>vibrating poni
This makes me happy

>>32450201

Big Macintosh wearing and enjoying a set of ball-weights!

Pleeeease?

>>32450255
She would be so much fun to hug. Resting your head against her shoulder and seeing your vision blur just a little - it's probably not good for you, but it's warm, and soft, and she makes cute noises.

I just finished watching Hearthwarmings eve.

When derpy waved like that...

Wow.
Just wow. That was really neat.

>>32450262
you'd rather talk about ball-weights then talking about the real meanin of christmas.


please shoot me in the head FOR REAL

>>32450285
You didn't like the Derpy part, or the whole episode?

Vinyl Scratch for Cease
>ohdearDaftPunk

http://www.livestream.com/artpony

Blues will be next!

>>32450214

Ponies sexually posing with fruit is my fetish.

So...
How about those slow threads.

>>32450274
I enjoyed this episode, very much so.

>>32450285
What is there not like? It was funny, had a small song in it... Dash was actually pleasant in this episode.

>>32450271
Would she also be a little electrostatic?

>>32450307
You knew that her kisses felt electric for a reason

1. SS
2. S&E
3. LZ
4. ROH2
5. SomE
6. LE
7. ROH1
8. MTBPW
9. TCP
10. MMDW
11. HWE

>>32450307
>A little
HAH, do you even know where Equestria gets their power from?

Vvvvvvvrrrrr

>>32450314
MAH NIGGA!

>>32450314
I hate when they're in acronyms, makes me think of ASCII.

>>32450316
Pinkie turns every bath into a jacuzzi
and more, when she lies on top of you

>>32450214

I FIXED IT GUYS.

>>32450324
>efficiency is bad

>>32450307
>Pinkie Pie charges my electronic items by being in close proximity to her.
I keep throwing my money at the screen but nothing's happening.

>>32450314
Looks accurate enough.

>>32450307
I imagine in the dry, cold, night air it would be like petting a cat; extra little small static shocks and crackles from electric shocks. If it's a long hair cat, it's really shocky and you almost gotta be ginger with how you pet em.

I imagine petting a pony mane as 'floofy' as hers might be like that.

>>32450331
>TOO MUCH NECK, NOT ENOUGH MACARONI

>>32450298
Slow thread? Time to grab some tea and get all comfy.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Fb1lGdQ7pv0

>>32450331
Oh look.
Slendershy.

>>32450333
when she walks by speakers, they start to emit a high pitched whine

>>32450333
I WANT PINKIE AS A POWER SOURCE FOR MY HOME

>>32450314
Darling, I must say you have good taste

>>32450314
Was yesterday's episode really THAT BAD?

>>32450332
Efficiency should not take precedence over function.

>>32450345
All she asks for in return for nigh limitless electric power and heat is all the sweets she can bake and tender cuddles at night

>>32450331
teach me how to draw good

>>32450339
>>32450344
This makes me feel feels. Cozy and cute feels

>>32450358

Take me out to dinner first.

>>32450352
sorry but if you can't decipher those acronyms then there's really no hope for you

>>32450314
I wish I could understand what these...SYMBOLS mean...

They're an enigma.

>>32450354
All of my sweets and cuddles.

>>32450350
No

>>32450354
Okay, and what's the downside?

>in winter, the two of you snuggle under the covers, your heads poking out of the top, hers resting on your shoulder, staying toasty and warm
>in summer, you forgo the duvet and just lie next to her, her tail wrapped around your lower body and her arms around your upper

>>32450316

Vvvvvvvvvvvrrrrrr

>>32450369
Oh God, I don't think fragile heart can take this.

>>32450369
HNNNNNNNNG
MY HEART IS ABOUT TO EXPLODE

>>32450366
>I don't know episode names and this is my first time in MLPG

We use abbreviations all the time, people.

>>32450369
Vibrating pony is the warmest pony.

God damn it's cold in here

>>32450385
He is an obvious newfag

>>32450385
>idk epn & timfti MLPG

Is it time?

>>32450379
It could be worse. In the morning, she'd bounce up, and you'd follow her while she made breakfast, poking various devices with her nose and laughing as they sprung into life, and jumping around while she made the two of you a quick meal

>>32450350
Was it Owl's Well/Show Stoppers bad? No.

Was it less enjoyable than any other episode this season? Probably.

>>32450350

No, but it wasn't really the World building we all expected. Also Celestia and Luna didn't show up for a play in fucking Canterlot...

>>32450389
>>32450385
It's not that, it's just that I'm dumb.

>>32450392
Stop it. It's too cute. You're gonna create a cuteness singularity in this thread.

>>32450396
But still you are obviously new

>>32450404
I remember the very first MLPGs.

I was dumb then too.

>>32450401
The cuteness singularity doesn't come until she shoos you back to bed, and carries the food back, one plate resting on her nose and the other on her back, the lights flickering on as she walks by them so she can find her way through the otherwise darkened house

and then when she gets there, she sits on top of you and takes a slice of toast in her mouth, mumbling something through it, before thinking a moment, dropping the toast, and commanding "Open wide!" before picking up another

>>32450392
>playing with appliances
Oh God, I can just imagine her just hopping around as happy as can be just playing with all the cupboards trying to figure out where everything is and ends up making the flour fall on her head. She'd laugh, it'd be grand.

>>32450417
Then you dont come here very often

>>32450401
It's for the best

MitM
EoH
TTM
ABS
GtBO
BB
DS
LBYS
BG
SotC
WWU
CotC
FWF
SFS
FPK
SRB
SM
SS this one is trickier now
DaPS
GIYC
OaB
BitH
CMChr
OWTEW
Po1
BNE

>>32450420

>>32450421
She can mix ingredients in a mixing bowl just by holding it in her hooves for a while

>>32450422
It takes a lot of time for me to figure out how to use the door.

Then when you switch threads ...uggghhh.

You guys are just so hard to keep up with.

>>32450290
ONE MORE TO THE COLLECTION
Thanks brah

Sorry for late reply I was playing vidya

>How much sex do you think Twilight's parents had since she moved out?

Here's the deal, you can have your very own Rainbow Dash, only catch is, she looks like this. Remember this is the only pony you can have in your entire life and in the afterlife. WHAT DO YOU DO?

>>32450437
Not sex at all, ponies only have sex for the sole purpose of reproduction

>>32450432
If you think we're hard to keep up with try /b/ threads. If you even try to look at something else they already hit the image limit are already about to make a break to the next thread and then by time you get there they'll be about halfway through that one.

>>32450439
pass

>>32450428
If you didn't open wide, she'd pout, and stick a hoof into your mouth before shoving the toast in by the side of it and letting you chew, laughing and bouncing on your stomach while pointing at the other place - now it's your turn

>>32450437

So much that they'll have a "Twilight dealing with having a new babby sister" episode in Season 3.

>>32450439
Sure, she's still Dash. She has more going for her than just being prettiest pony

>>32450439
Just uh...

Is there anything wrong with her upstairs?
Is she as brain dead as she looks?

>>32450445
>only 1
she's been at magic boarding school for like 15 years

>>32450439
Select The Pistol And Then Select Your Horse

>>32450014
Hup. I figure, being an outside horse, her winter coat will take care of most of it.

>>32450439

>>32450448

anyone else think that the play didn't represent actual history and was just a folk tale?

the more I think about it the more I'm coming around to that point of view.

>>32450455
>Stroking AJ's long body hair to brush off the specks of snow
d'aww

>>32450449

Same exact Rainbow Dash, however, whenever someone makes fun of the way she looks, she will do a loud, blood curdling scream that lasts for about 2 hours.

>>32450469
Is there any way to make her stop...?

>>32450465

Nope, there was big flaming heart at the end of the episode. Windygos exist, and they'll kill you if you stop being friends.

>>32450469
So, like normal, then?

>>32450465
i just presumed that

i mean, never is celestia or luna mentioned

>>32450469
>blood curdling scream that lasts for about 2 hours
Just imagine, "What an ugly pon-"
REEEEEEohEEEEEEEEEwhatEEEEEEEtheEEEEEEEfuck!EEEEEEE

>>32450451
>>32450477

>>32450477

You really don't want me to make new rules, save yourself.

>>32450479
The heart was a metaphor
the whole episode is a metaphor
it never actually happened
it was just representing 6-way lesbian sex, on stage, as part of the traditional celebrations

>>32450479
DON'T START THIS SHIT AGAIN

>>32450492
What if...what if we are all metaphors?

>>32450492
how does it feel to be a ponyfucker?

>>32450499
Pretty good, man.

>>32450499

>>32450492

What if The Elements of Harmony are just a Metaphor. I mean a fucking rainbow turning dragon-pony-things to stone, the fuck is this Fantasy?!

>>32450465
I figured it was a lot more complicated IRL, but the main parts were right.
Inexplicable snow storms, summit, errypony getting pissed at each other, expeditions to find warmer climes, fighting when they find it at the same time, forced to shelter together, lower-ranking ponies get friendly, use magic of friendship to defeat evil snow-ghosts. Plays are held each year at the coldest part of winter to strengthen the wards again.

>>32450490
I have a plan, actually.
And it involves several downsdashes.

A bus, and washington D.C.

>>32450518
Will the gentleman yield?

>>32450526

>>32450516
Exactly. It's not a rainbow, it's a six-way simultaneous orgasm.

>>32450530
Should be gentlemare.

>>32450492
This man knows whats up.

>>32450540
Changed.

>>32450518
I agree
I'm sure that it didn't went like that but the basics are still true.
I doubt that the leaders would go alone seeing how the ones who remained behind would certainly die before they came back

They had to make it simple.
They couldn't have hundreds of ponies on the stage at the same time

>>32450535
>>32450492
I am intrigued by your theories Anon

>>32450578
It makes Twilight's duties as a friendship researcher far more erotic

>>32450584
>Take off your pants, I need to better exam how friendship works.

>>32449645
Cool thread guys.
But the lack of Trixie is appalling.

>>32450593
No, no, she needs the practice. She'll take them off. With her tongue.

>>32450600
I don't think my tongue is strong enough to remove that article of clothing.

>>32450596

>Samus Aran

>>32450607
Hence the practice. Take your time. The experimented-on can busy themselves with your flank.

>>32450607
Better start using Spike's dumbbell set to beef it up, then.

>>32450614
just use a filter bro

>That feel when looking forward to the second chapter of the Littlepip rapefic

what have I become

>>32450619
Oh, so that's what that's for.

Okay. I'm stopping now. Finally had a chance to use all three.

>>32450621
You never changed anon
You were always like that
You are just embracing your true inner self

>>32450621
a brony

>>32449979
It's surprising how much they enjoy it

>>32450621
Was the first chapter any good?

>These were kind of rushed, so sorry about the errors, poor quality, and all that jazz. Although, things like that are not really surprising for my drawings, haha.

That feel when people way better than you won't shut up about her terrible their awesome artwork is.

Would you bump and grind with Rainbow Dash?

>>32450629
>that feel when your "true inner self" is depraved and is sexually attracted to cartoon ponies from a little girls' tv show

Welp.

>>32450641
I didn't really like it, it had a decent enough build up but the action was quite lacking and ended very abruptly.
Then again I prefer one-shots due to the fact that the writer has to get to all the action in one go and sometimes quicken the pace of the story.

>opinions

>>32450652
Yes. I would also stroke and massage her wings.

>>32450651
Thinking your work is awesome is the best way to becoming a deviantArt attention whore.

>>32450651
I learned how to deal with self-depreciating artists long ago.

I ignore the fuck out of them and enjoy their art.

Why don't any of you want to be associated with bronies? You guys share a common interest who knows? you may even have some friends for once.

i just don't know anymore guys

i just

i don't even know

>>32450660
For multi-chapter fapfics, I've always preferred it when each is basically a one-shot in its own right, just with an overarching storyline.

>>32450664
Constantly degrading yourself is a good way to piss everyone off and kill your own enthusiasm.

>>32449798
Blues for this Anon!
Blues being annoyed while he practice the blues~

>>32450669
These guys
>>32450674
Are no friends of mine.

>>32450669

>Anarchy Stocking

>>32450669
>>32450674
That was fantastic timing.

>>32450669
Because >>32450674

>>32450674
I don't know anything about them so I have not enough information to make a judgement.

>>32450674
That Derpy hoodie is pretty nice. Also why is that guy on the right so far away from the rest of the group?

>>32450674
Did the guy on the right piss his pants?

>>32450669
They became something absolutely horrid, is like being a 4chan user and being called /b/tard

Mm... /co/ don't stop, it feels so good.

>>32450686
We can dance if we want to...

>>32450680
They fear failure and constantly demean themselves as a way to cope with their insecurities.

>>32450686
Why not?
you both like ponies? I have a mild interest in the show, but seeing these threads everyday obviously means you love ponies just as much as >>32450674 them

>>32450651
those types of people are worse than bronies,hitler,sonic fans, furries and african americans combined.

>>32450710
Okay I'll make another batch of cookies but it's the last one

>>32450714
YOU KNOW WHO ELSE LIKED PONIES?
HITLER.
DO YOU WANT TO BE FRIENDS WITH HITLER?

>>32450651
Eh, that drawing's got pretty serious problems.
>those flat faces
>those twisted, broken limbs
>that nonsensical shading
Don't get me wrong, it's a nice picture overall, but it doesn't stand up to serious scrutiny.

>>32450723
I do, I fucing hate jews

>>32450682

I really like the simple way you do the eyes. They're simple and clean.

>>32450674
Mario?! I fucking love Mario!

Hey, I have an evil idea:

>1: Convert Underworld Palace and other buildings across the Underworld into giant drills
>2: Spread evil influence across Equestria, prompting the ponies to seek out the Elements of Harmony
>3: Activate drills when ponies arrive, piercing into Equestria
>4: Reveal that the Elements are Useless against you, because you helped make them
>5: Turn Twilight's friends into stone, then smash them to pieces
>6: While she just standing there in horror, activate the jet boosters under your kingdom, pulling Equestria into the air
>7: Fly off, and kill Luna, which causes the moon to shatter, revealing the Alicorn Space Colony
>8: Pilot the Underworld and Equestria into the colony
>9: Just in case Twilight figured out how to revive her friends, and awaken the Elements true power, press the button that shoots the main drill into the Space Colony

That should work, or you'll probably awaken the Alicorn of Void

>>32450682

>>32450726
>twisted, broken limbs

I'm not seeing it.

>>32450692

>>32450596
>>32450669
They're the same person bro. Should see her facebook and steam.

this is a whore

>>32450641
Eeeeh, I liked it. Stayed roughly true to character. Ended a bit abruptly as previously said, but the author promised to do better next time.

>>32450726
>those twisted, broken limbs
Dude there's no such thing
They are fucking Bionicles

>>32450710

Applejack is truly the best of pones.

>>32450674
I would fuck the ugly right out of the one on the second right.

Damn my fetish for homely looking girls.

>>32450751

I already know that.

>>32450763
> lowest fanbase

No, she sucks.

>>32450710
You know AJ, I never would have thought you'd enjoy this flystrike medication so much. Doesn't it hurt?

>>32450735
Thanks Dafty! eyes were my biggest enemy before.

>>32450674

Here is the most I would ever do. The absolute most. My threshhold for being around ponyfags/bronies/whatever.

I would go to a /co/-only meetup at someone's house, on a Saturday morning, specifically to watch a brand new episode. And the episode would have to be a big one, like a season premiere or a season/series finale. I would show up no earlier than 20 minutes before airtime just to shake hands and eat some snacks, and I would not tell anyone there my real name. I would bring at least two six-packs of beer, no matter how early it was, so I could start drinking if shit got too awkward. I would use the empties to bash people over the head if they started spouting memes or talking about >fanfiction.

If it was a good episode, I'd stick around for the re-airing. If it was bad, I'd get up and leave unceremoniously and thank the host for their hospitality on my way out. If anyone took my picture, I would beat the everloving shit out of them and break their phone/camera before they had a chance to upload the evidence.

That is the only meetup I would ever go to. Ever.

>>32450780
RD has the biggest fanbase and she sucks as much as AJ

>>32450749
Okay, broken might have been the wrong word to use, but if you can explain to me how RD's legs are arranged in three-dimensional space, I'd wager you're close friends with the Hounds of Tindalos.

>That guy with the fedora from that brony meetup with Nathan is a reaction image on /v/

Why do I find this so hilarious?

>>32450669
>>32450596

>>32450726
Nigger, these are what broken limbs look like.

>2400 people faved this image and it was Featured on Ponibooru

GENTLEMEN, I PRESENT, MY ATTEMPT AT SCRUNCHY FACE.

>>32450794
Twilight has the biggest fanbase.

>>32450806
NEEDS MORE SCRUNCH

>>32450803
why do they have people legs

>>32450793
You and me are one. I think the phone/camera deal is a must. If you bring one it must be placed into a bowl, like a key party. If we see you running or walking towards that bowl, you lose your phone and possibly some fingers depending on how close you got to it.

>>32450803
Dude even the show brakes their limbs.

>>32450806

MAXIMUM SCRUNTCH!

>>32450809
No, it's rainbow dash, followed by Pinkie and fluttershy.

>>32450803
Poor Applejack, never going to be able to buck those apples anymore.

>>32450803
That's not bad at all. The show itself has done way more broken limbs than that.

>>32450674
I hate to say this but...

/co/ jumped on these people for just being ugly.

4 out of seven are wearing ordinary clothes/not pony clothes. Only 3 have pony shirts/clothing.

So is that why you don't like them?
Because they're ugly? You think they're losers because they're not pretty? You're jumping to quite the conclusion.

>>32450814
>key party
I totally forgot the meaning behind this, no, you aren't going to go grab someone's phone/camera and have sex with that person. Unless you choose to, go right ahead.

>>32450834
I ONLY LIKE BEAUTIFUL PEOPLE
IS THAT SO WRONG?

>>32450803
I really like that image.

I just saved it.

>>32450780
She might not shoot rainbows out of her ass or go demented and use magic to enslave a town.

But damn it if she isn't the best sis in the world.

>>32450815
>>32450830
AJ's hind legs are bent more than I've ever seen on the show, and to top it off they would be about twice as long as her front stumps if yo unbent them.

>>32450834
One wears fucking cat ears.
CAT EARS.

>>32450834
There's a difference between being ugly and being intentionally unpresentable. All seven of those people would be earthies.

I'm just saying.

>>32450841
No.

It's just shallow.

>windows 7
>in nearly the year 2012
>i cant fucking save a file name with > or " in it

seriously what the fuck, i dont know shit about computers but this shit shouldnt still be happening.

>>32450834
It's the beautiful people that are the smart ones, and it's that very same smartness that makes them rich.
Ugly people should just hide in their slimy lairs.

>>32450834
You are beautiful no matter what they say~

Word can't bring you down~

>>32450873
YOU THINK IT'S EASY BEING A COMPUTER?
YOU SHOULD HAVE MORE SYMPATHY

>>32450250
Let's find out, using our brand new Blendtec Total Blender!

>>32450793
>>32450814
We've got some good ideas here.

Can I make a suggestion: whoever hosts cannot be a socially awkward neckbeard weirdo.

>>32450880
C://Sympathy not found.

>>32450834
this faggot confirmed for ugly weeaboo

>>32450862
>intentionally unpresentable
The word for this is, "casual."

>>32450859
Yes.
One.

>>32450888
EDIT YOUR HOSTS FILE
DELETE SYSTEM32
THROW COMPUTER IN TOILET

>>32450674
Wait, wait, which meetup were these guys from? And why are so many of them wearing pony clothes?

>>32450803
Holy shit I just noticed; look at RD's mane and tail.
Whoever drew this really cannot into rainbows.

>>32450901
they are ponies duh
also is that one on the right who is dressed like a girl a dude?

we need more ponies that have wet mane, drawfags, do eet!

>>32450797
I think you're really off-base here. Even if Dash's body wasn't curved, which the far wing placement and jacket collar clearly indicate it is, her near hoof is slightly squashed, so there's no problem with stretching the other to fit. No contortionist training required.

>>32450901
I doubt it's a meetup.

It's probably just a few friends posing for a photo together.

WHICH IS WRONG AND AMORAL.

American nerds are so ugly.

In Europe we all look beautiful.

It's been almost a year and LMW is still not done. What the fuck.

>>32450897
There's "casual" and there's "fucking sloppy". Guess which one is represented here.

>>32450901
Nebraska. Not sure what the British equivalent of Nebraska is, but... well, they grow corn and watch college handegg, and that's about it.

>>32450909
IT'S NOT SO BAD
DRAWING RAINBOW ISN'T EASY
EVEN THOUGH THEY ARE PRETTY

I actually don't hate bronies for being bronies.
I hate them for being antisocial faggots.
I mean, I'd actually hang out with those people in my picture but would touch >>32450674 with a ten foot pole.

>>32450918
it's a meetup

http://www.equestriadaily.com/2011/12/i-challenged-myself-to-do-roundup-then.html

>>32450924
and lmw is... ?

>>32450918
Look at the distance between the people in that photo, if they're friends, why are they so far apart?

>>32450925
Aw fuck, those guys share a state with me?

Well now I'm 100% sure I can't go to a meetup. Fuck.

>>32450912
I don't know, man, I don't know. It's all impossible for me to tell.

>>32450918
>>32450925
Hey, I'm not saying there's anything wrong with it. I'm just counting myself lucky it's not the Trafalgar Square one. I was in London that day, and thinking about popping over to it...I count myself thankful I didn't, I guess. Much as I make this fandom look good.
Also, I've never been to Nebraska. It's one of the few American states I haven't visited. I don't think I ever will, now, either.

>>32450930
I dno about you. But I like hanging out with nerds. Makes up for fun arguements.

>>32450925
>handegg

Nigger.

You have just awoken Vuljotnaak. The ancient dragon of ENGLISH LANGUAGE IS NOT FUCKING 100% LITERAL YOU DUMB PILE OF SHIT. HURR DURR WHY DO THEY CALL IT FOOTBALL? YOU HIT IT WITH MORE THAN JUST YOUR FEET. THEY SHOULD CALL IT, "HIT IT WITH ANYTHING BUT YOUR HANDS SPHERE!"

HURR DURR EVERY FUCKING WORD IN THE ENGLISH LANGUAGE SHOULD BE A TRANSLITERATION OF WHAT THE WORD MEANS. EXCEPT THAT WORDS HAVE TO AT SOME LEVEL HAVE AN IMPLICIT MEANING SO MY ENTIRE FUCKING ARGUMENT IS PANTS ON HEAD RETARDED.

>>32450930
>would
Wouldn't.

>>32450710
>AJ when you scratch behind her ear.png

>>32450960
Dude.
Stop being so buttmad over everything.

>>32450971
He's from Ponychan, he can't help it.

OH MY GOSH YOU GUYS THE SNOW TOTALLY LOOK LIKE BUKAKKE YOU SHOULD TOTALLY TAKE THIS SCREENSHOUT OF ON CONTEXT BECAUSE RARITY IS A WHORE LOLOLOL

>>32450916
Dude, look at where you had to place the shoulder to make that pose make sense. Then look at the shading and outline of the original picture. Something is definitely wonky.

"According to PonyChan, Rainbow Dash is 1/4 Jewish."

>>32450960
Holy shit. I hope someone screencaps that post of yours. You are one asspained individual.

I'm an American and I fucking love the NFL and NCAA. I used the term "handegg" because I'm on fucking 4chan and that's what we do around here because it's funny. Calm your shit.

>>32450957
i know a guy who looks a bit like nathan, plays magic watches anime and plays pokemon

hes got a girlfriend is one of the most popular people I know, not even ironically people genuinely like him

>>32450960
U MAD?

>>32450967
Horses love it when you scratch their ass with a brush.

I'm pretty sure Applejack would enjoy it too.

>>32450960

>>32450983
I really think you're nitpicking hardcore. It looks fine.

>>32450873
You can't save a filepath with a " in it, because "s are used to enclose things with spaces in them as runtime arguments. You can't use > because that's used for redirecting standard out. They're rather important, and if they were allowed it'd fuck over a lot of applications.

>>32450989
Same. It's not about looks, it's about personality, style, self-esteem. Some of the most attractive people I've ever met are absolutely friendless, simply because they're god-awful people.

>>32450960
Por eso el español es un lenguaje claramente superior