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Are we going to have to go back to >no anon threads again?

Why did the other thread 404?

>rape

>>32427726
Because Mito was the OP.

>>32427726
because mito

fucking 404s
anyways
thanks for the guy mentioning how he uses the tablet as a mouse to get used to it
pretty smart idea, really

>>32427726

because tripfags

WHY THREAD 404

I don't trust you, thread
Not one bit

>4 mlp threads

Lol wut

>>32427726
Because Mito wants to "troll" us.

are hispanic women just really manly or what because half of those voices sound like men imitating women

>>32427703
IS IT YOU DOOKS? SAY SOMETHING MEXELENTE

Anyway, were where we?

Ah yes, cleaning up the last dribbles of her milk as she lies on the ground beneath you, breathing heavily with a happy but vacant expression on her face

I finally got to see the new episode. I really liked it, Pinkie stole the show. It was pretty funny. I think it was one of the better ones this season.

Do we have to start using the stupid /b/ thread thing where it must be posted by a tripfag and have a "official mlp thread if you see others redirect them here" thing?

So pegasus have spears! Do you think earth pones have curved swords?

>>32427617
>>32427596
I love how anonymous, and by extension people can be played like a fiddle. You actually think Squeak made these?

http://pastebin.com/ZguBPSFD
http://pastebin.com/cyzme5qQ

No, I did that, all me.

And fuck you to Mito, or you Mito code wearing anon cunts.

>>32427780
HOW DO WE KNOW YOU'RE NOT MITO?!

>>32427807
the spears were metaphors

>>32427793
This really ought to wait until the bumb limit.
I'm sweating and can't pay attention to other things

>>32427799
I know nigga its even better than SS.

GUYS

HOW DO I USE MLP TO RAPE LITTLE GIRLS?

>>32427792
Creo que debi haberme puesto mi trip antes de haber hecho el hilo, no?

Anyways, this new episode was good.

>>32427703
> Rape? What about just some Derpy?

A gray mare's head popped out from the deep red velvet curtains, looking this way and that way. At first the audience thought it was just another stage hand surveying the audience, it wasn't anything peculiar.

Then the faces started. Wavering eyes, faux-moans, really some amazing pantomime that engaged everyone standing or sitting with only her head. After some clapping, cheering, and more than a few guffaws, the mare stopped stock-still, breathless from her performance, gave a satisfied grin, and left the stage.

The audience was properly warmed up, and that was cause for celebrating and smiles, not to mention the satisfaction of some wet sticky leavings from her partner in flagrante, Cherry ...

The cast felt a little giddy through their performance. It's as if there was something new in the air, something deep and dark and fun. Noticing the scent of her own excitement, the while, stagehand Derpy just smiled.

DOORKS

inb4 404

>>32427799
>>32427799
sorry commander but for once, I have to disagree
this ep was pretty lame

Okay, this will be our thread and mine will be for later.

>>32427826
You can't. Little girls don't watch this show.

>>32427820
I know, but bump limit keeps getting set back!
>that feel when you have literally nothing better to do than wait around being creepy in pony threads

>>32427828

Shut up.

>>32427817
the entire episode was a metaphor

>>32427854

Glad I could make your day a little bit more shittier, fellow bronies.

>>32427836
Well I liked it.

>>32427858
This post is a metaphor

>>32427858
You are a metaphor

COME ON EVERYPONI SMILE SMILE SMILE!

>>32427871
>>32427870
Mito's a fucking metaphor

>>32427871
We are all metaphors

>>32427864
>30 seconds of slight inconvenience
You're such a great troll, please tell me your secrets

>>32427867
Its because you are a real man.

>that feel when your post about Twilight magicing you a giant horsecock and massive balls and you milking her magically swollen teats as you pump gallons of seed into her womb got lost in the 404

>>32427875
WHAT A MAPFACE

>>32427854
>>32427862
I agree with these handsome gentlemen.

Also Jesus too.

>>32427875
Hey Pinkie, why so flat?

>>32427847
MW3 is hardly better than reading that
But I feel frustrated since there are other people near me

>>32427817
>>32427858
>>32427871
>>32427881
>everything is a metaphor
fuck, it's like I'm in highschool Language Arts again

>>32427823
>its even better than SS
No, I don't think anything can top that sweetness. It's pretty up there though.

>>32427894
How can you not?

I liked the episode, but I think people are still riding new episode high. I don't think it particularly stands out this season.

>>32427864
Mito, seriously. Nobody gives a fuck.

>>32427889
>that feel when I read it

The Earth ponies were funny this episode.

The Unicorns too.

>>32427902
But that's a simile.

>>32427875
>pinkie in charge of map reading

>>32427899
Man, there's a good reason I don't come to MLPG when there are people nearby

nobody must know my secret
they all know I like the show, I'm talking dirtier secrets

>>32427912
THAT IS NOT A LEGITIMATE PHD AT ALL

>>32427875
YO APPLEJACK, GUESS WHAT

She's RIGHT behind you

>>32427864

>I just got called a brony.

Ew.

>>32427922
WHO CARES?

>>32427920
I wish I could contribute

>>32427917
as long as it isn't a smile

!>>32427875
COME ON EVERYPONI!
MAP MAP MAAAAP!

This episode explains how Blue blood is a prince.

>>32427917
oh fuck
I lol'd
9/10 good sir

>>32427936

Smile bro.

>>32427936
what about a !SMILe/o8/w?

>>32427953
DO NOT EVER POST THAT PIC AGAIN!

>>32427941

>>32427941
So he's from a royal family that lost the throne thousands of years ago?

>>32427941
And Rarity played Platinum brilliantly

>>32427957

>>32427933
we all have an imagination, man, all you need to do is get it running. And personally, my brain doesn't need much convincing to start thinking about gulping down whole mouthfuls of pony milk

So....is this the safe general?

Ponywifeasshole are you here?

>>32427906
I need to rewatch that one. In fact, I need to rewatch most of s2. Would anyone be up for a good old fashioned jesus stream tonight?

>>32427977
BETTER

>>32427979
not if you and your >rapeyness is around

>>32427979
Yes, trusted individual

>>32427979
What do you like most about >rape, Squeak?

>>32427982
Fuck yea!

>>32427985
>
>>32427810
Fuck you bro.

>>32427979
I don't know, you tell me.
is it safe?

>>32427982
>Would anyone be up for a good old fashioned jesus stream tonight?
Sure!

>>32427979
Of course it is, squek!

>>32427979
presumably.

>>32427978
I have trouble translating my imagination to words though.

>>32428016

Post more smiles!

>>32427988

Oh good, in that case we had a nice scenery thread going a little while ago.

Anyone got a screencap of the unicorn castle?

I want to smell Applejack's asshole.

>>32427982
>>32427982
YES

I had to make some pretty extensive changes to the EU3 mod in the early years to make it fit with the new canon. I decided to hold on to the old countries and culture groups, and now HISTORICALLY, the defeat of Discord is no longer what unites Equestria. I split Blueblood into two smaller states (one is still Blueblood), one of which is Cosmopolitan, the other Unicorn.

Added new national decisions to Form Pegasopolis, Form Unicornia, and Form Earth, in addition to the previous decision to Form Equestria (which is still available). This required splitting up the Pony culture group into smaller culture groups, otherwise Unicorns could create Earth, for instance.

I still need to do events that make the provinces back in the home zone collapse (thus necessitating colonization), but things are coming along smoothly.

>>32428024

Just practice.

>>32428008
How many Mexelentes are here today? Dooks, Smile, you, and who else?

are you guys realizing that mlp will not be remembered at all in 10 years and this show will be cancelled

this will have been a fad and nothing more
how do you feel

>>32428046
Me and Scootanon.

It is wonderful when friendship can transcend racial boundaries

>>32428028

>>32428030

I'd fuck her asshole just after she takes a watery pony shit.

>>32428024
Well, personally I find it relaxing, regardless of what the end product is - you don't need to show anybody if it's no good, just try and do better next time

>Reposting due to 404,

If you want to submit an event for the second chapter of Littlepip the OC rapefic, post in http://fim.413chan.net/fic/res/15657.html and I'll consider implementing it. Just keep in mind that it will most likely end badly for one or the other involved.

>>32428051
>Implying anything will be remembered after 2012.

>>32428028
IS THIS ENOUGH SMILE?

>>32428030
You means apples... don't you?

>>32428051
if it lasts 10 years i will be pretty impressed

>>32428051
What show is that reaction image from? I can't remember.

>>32428051
What's your point?

>>32428060
Post the first chapter

>>32428054
Scootanon is from argentina brochacho.

>>32428051
I feel nothing.
Why should I care?

>>32428063
DOOM

>>32428051
>>32428051
glad
I don't want this shit to be a culture or a cult or some faggot bullshit
I just want this to be my autistic vice when I'm bored

>>32428051
Well, of course it'll end and of course it'll be forgotten with time. What, did you think everything goes on forever?

>>32428030
Damn my weakness for that position. It fills my mind with a desire to start violently fucking her, driving her face into the ground and muffling the screams. Fucking applejack.

>>32428065
Another beautiful smile from Songsmile.

>>32428078
same thing

>>32428057
That picture creeps me out.
Like seriously, I get goosebumps every time I look at it.

>>32428029
Here. It's a pretty neat castle.

hey guys I'm going to write a fic where female!Discord rapes anon in front of his fiancee Fluttershy.

Just reminding you all that there is not enough fanart of our dear Lady Eris in the world.

Guys would it be possible to find a Unicorn pony lich from the old unicorn castle if it is still there where it is?

>>32428042
>the defeat of Discord is no longer what unites Equestria.
But whyyyyyyyyy. The events were never totally show-canon anyways, and the play was >metaphor.

>>32428092
I'M GONNA LIVE FOREVER

>>32428051
I enjoy it now, so whatevs
>>32428069
Ed edd n eddy aka the best cartoon ever

>>32428024
Just start describing the situation and go from there

Like if Twilight bursts into your makeshift home in Ponyville, saying something about how her machine is broken and Spike's teeth are too sharp and that would be weird but you're kinda cute and maybe if you wouldn't mind she's been pretty heavy and you stop her by putting a finger to her lips. You ask her to turn around for you and her need is obvious. Her swollen teats hang low from her crotch, small beads of milk already forming at the tips. You lower your face and pull one into your mouth, your first suckle causing both an overwhelming gush of warm milk, the excess running down your chin and a deep sigh of satisfaction and arousal from the pony in need above you.

>>32428139

In the same way Hitler will live on forever.

>>32428117
Can we delete the hub?

What happened to all the ponies that were left behind while the leaders went away?

Were they frozen? Did they starve?

>>32428046
Smile is not Mexelente

If I'm not wrong

Though Dooks is his friend

I think i found derpy`s brother/husband.

>unicorns=Monks
>earth ponies=pilgrims
>pegasi=Greek
That's what I thought.

>>32428168
They all got >raped

>>32428077
>Not following the link


https://docs.google.com/document/d/1SCVSR5QuOeLJiXDpKlSAV2VWyg3ft-kOa1RUiJHosbg/edit?hl=en_GB

>>32428150
That was the joke.

>>32428174

You mean brother AND husband.

>>32428117

Awesomeness!

In return have an airship
In return have upside down crown Rarity.

>>32428168
Except the ones that were eaten, yes.

>>32428174
It;s a unicorn, so not her brother.

Also
>fanon

>>32428119
Anon raping Eris is better.

>>32428065
DO NOT EVER POST THAT PIC AGAIN!

>>32428152
>that feel when halfway through, she guides your hand between her teats with her horn and breathlessly whispers "please" between moans

>>32428155
HOPEFULLY NOT

>>32428051
So just like enjoying anything in existence?

Feels pretty neutral, man.

>>32428186
You're a joke

>>32428030
I don't.
But I'd sure fuck her like that.
>>32428119
That is NOT my fetish
Or well depending on how it would end
But yeah it won't end well
>>32428059
There's kinda no point in "writing just for yourself" though - I could not use my own products
>>32428152
Yeah, if I tried it would be like something from a 8-year old

>>32428180

Unicorns: Mages
Earth Ponies: Villagers
Pegasi: Warriors

>>32428168
They all died. All ponies living in the present are ancestors of those 6 mares.

>>32427982
I'm down.

>dat nostalgia

>>32428199
>that feel when you decide to use both hands instead, each satisfying a different need of hers

>>32428221
But they are all females...

>>32428225
the marker has returnth

>>32428219
>>32428180
>Unicorns: Absolute Monarchy
>Earth Ponies: Administrative Republic
>Pegasi: Military Dictatorship

>>32428172
Dis nigga is right.

SMILe is not from Mexico, SMILe's from Equestria

>stoned as fuck last night
>friend is with me
>he fucks around no my computer
>after seeing my MLP folder he opens a shit ton of my gifs
>computer starts lagging
>playing Neu! album
>it's perfectly in synched with the gifs
>oh my god holy shit what is going on I don't even what the fuck

>>32428227
That was a great month

>>32428180

Nah, unicorns are English royalty.

Earth ponies are an anarcho-syndicated commune

pegasi are greek.

>>32428251
SMILE IS PINKIE PIE!

>>32428212
I can on some of them. Well, the lactation one, I haven't actually tried the others, I don't think I could.

Anyway, the "writing for yourself" is for your mind, not your penis - it's fun, and the only way is up, right? Shit, if I'm around and you post them I'll tell you what I think, but I won't be around for a few weeks.

>>32427982

I'll see if I can make it, what time?

>>32428242
Earth pony master race.

>>32428260
Yeah it was.

>>32428262
IT ALL MAKES SENSE NOW

so no pony for one week right?

Pony on New Years Eve? Or when? I don't remember.

>>32428221
>mares
Commander Hurricane was a stallion.

>>32428275
>earth ponies
>Master race
LOOK AT HIM AND LAUGH

>>32428284
2 weeks.

>>32428284
Next ep is Jan. 7th

>>32428028
>smile smile smile !

>>32428231
>that feel when she gets her mind together enough to wrap her legs around your neck, squeezing you in tighter and forcing you to quickly gulp down everything you can, froth dribbling down out of the corners of your mouth

>>32428225

>>32428261
They have a chancellor, which is only ever used to allude to Germany or Austria, which are both Federal Republics.

>>32428199

>meanwhile Spike is cautiously watching the proceedings with both horror and intrigue. He feels a strange sensation he has never felt before, his young body quivers while he watches something he has never seen before, but feels familiar with. He begins to breathe heavily, losing control of his body. Seemingly out of nowhere, Spike feels a sudden rush of blood to his nether regions, he notices something extend from his scaly underbelly he has never seen before in his young life. The strange body part glistens and quivers, he eyes it with suspicion, but, in that vital moment, he knows what he is to do. Spike is no longer a baby, he has learned the carnal ways of the world, and his body lusts after his mentor, while the strange anon runs his fingers down Twilight's spine, her body clearly begging for more. Spike looks at anon with glee, they both share a wink, and Spike leaps forward with intent directly towards Twilight's rear.

>>32428307
Bloody magpies.

>>32428252
It's a good thing he didn't find your secret stash of /d/-worthy pony porn, huh?

>>32428269
I've been practicing drawing for months and only recently have uploaded anything here - you can bet I'll take a while before I think anything's good enough to be critiqued.
>>32428307
Who let the Blood Ravens in?

>>32428312
you're a bad writer

Is it just me, or is the dark rims around the ponies' eyes super cute and hot?

>>32428321
Don't worry man
The cups are heretics

>>32428308
Naww they can't be German, the Unicorns were the ones with a false sense of superiority

>>32428308

Shut up you bloody peasant.

>>32428301
>>32428303

Thanks!
I wish you guys were this nice all the time.

>>32428332

I know I am.

>>32428269
Also, the AJ one was perhaps the best one from you.
That might be just me though.

Unicorns = Elves
Earth Ponies = Dwarves
Pegasi = Humans

>>32428335
Why are they not burning in righteous flame then?

>>32428332
Good enough for my boner

And /ss/ isn't really my bag

>>32428351
>earth ponies
>Dwarves
No wonder I like them so much.

>>32428343
I'm always nice you cocksucking piece of shit faggot fucknugget rhinocerous-rapist

>>32428283
IT WOULD MAKE MORE SENSE IF HE REMAKES THAT AWFUL GIF!

>>32428356
The fuck is /ss/?
>inb4 it's something painfully obvious

>>32428346
I think you're probably right, Pinkie was a failed experiment and Dash was probably *too* rushed, even if the intention was to be fast

I like how pegasi architecture seems so minimalistic because they don't really need much in the clouds. Imagine the whole city of such islands of greek/roman buildings. And statues.

Nothing compares to unicorn architecture though. I wonder who built the old royal castle in the Everfree forest?

just looked through Mare-do-Well episode, and spot this pony.
Bonbon tail? Is it Bonbon's child?
gaspingfluttershy.jpg

>>32428351
>earth ponies
>Dwarfs
But the don't have beards...and aren't drunk

>>32428328
nah, he found that a while ago while we were fucking around on Chatroulette with manycam
we were going through my weird porn folder to find pics to fuck with people and we stumbled upon my 34MLP2.0 folder

>>32428212
i don't see why not

Eris isn't raping him because she's into that sort of thing, oh no. She's doing it to mess with his pone waifu. Nothing would bring Discord more joy than seducing anon and having him betray Fluttershy. She's going to force him into a world of pleasure whether he wants to or not.

>>32428307

I also have a cup for each of the main 6 and Luna.

>>32428387

Not in the play, we all know the play took poetic license.

>>32428380
Its Bon bon with a wig retard.

>>32428273
Probably about 10 or 11pm

>>32428283
I cant stop watching her eyes.

>>32428375
Straight shota on account of how Spike's not exactly an adult dragon

>>32428375
Strait shota, I assume you know what that is.

hnnnggg

>>32428387
I remember earth ponies with beards and Berry punch is always drunk.

>>32427703
PEGASUSUSES!

>>32428375
straight shota
as in hetero sex with an older woman and a young male
i.e. SpikeXApplejack

>>32428421
Okay then where are their axes?

>>32428379

I really love the backgrounds in this show.

Also I'd say unicorn architecture leans towards medieval with a bit of modernish tossed in.

>>32428419
FUCK THAT IS THE ÄMSIOT ADORABLEW FUCKING TSHIT I HAVE SEEN ALL DAYN FU FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK AWUFFGUHEG

>>32428419
>muffin

This is why I hate Derpy fanon.

>>32428406
EST?

>>32428425
>That feel when pegasus is a greek word and thus pegasuses actually would be a more accurate pluralisation

>>32428402

Get out of here Apollo.

So I take it Equestria was under the rule of a council before Discord...

Wonder why they didn't go back to that...

moar random screencaps

>>32428441
Funny thing is that Romana said muffins not Derpy

>>32428441
>I had fun once and it was awful.

>>32428406

I can probably swing that. I will see you then!

>>32428443
Yes sir

>>32428439

I'd say it was more the fucking obvious, which is greek.

So are we still talking about the shittiest episode of Season 2?

Seriously it was way too much like the shitty pilots of Season 1.

>>32428461
I know.

>>32428465
I hate fun and vidyas, fun is a buzzword.

>>32428419

that is adorbs

>>32428421
Don't worry, I got you

>>32428480

>>32428456

>>32428453
>Congress of equestria
>WILL THE DRAGONEQUI YEILD
>NO I DONT NEED NO YEID I AM A STRONG SASSY DRAGONEQUI

>>32428369

>>32428453
Living God-Queen > petty council politics

Autocracy makes sense when you have guaranteed benevolence.

>>32428441
That's a legit "pet" name like honey, or sweetie pie.
Since the only line she has ever "said" was muffin, it's FINE. I think it's adorable. She is not calling her a muffin as if her "daughter" is a talking muffin, that's just dumb.

>>32428481
Here here.

>>32428505
PERFECTION

>>32428503
I want a drawfag to draw this.

>>32428505
>The crack makes effect

Wait, when did F:E get its epilogue?

>>32428508

Except all the ponies fear getting banished if they don't do something right.

>First episode of FiM with spanish subs was linked in Jai Definichon

AW SHIT NIGGA, BRACING FOR "Y U NO" COMMENTS.

>>32428378
I didn't think the Pinkie one was bad, but the Dash one was pretty meh.

>>32428515
WELL I WANT A WRITEFAG TO DRAW THAT!

>>32428453
Celestia and Luna clearly showed up to save them from Discord, and took power after that.

Maybe it's the case that they originally charged the sisters with their defense, but they gradually gave them more and more power as it became more convenient for the normal ponies to delegate responsibilities.

Fortunately, Celestia and Luna are benevolent dictators, at least until Luna went Nightmare.

>>32428519
Today.

>>32428512
She never said muffin

>>32428453

Let me tell you why

You saw how retarded the leaders of each tribe was? How it was only their underlings who got shit stuff done?

Alicorns took one look at that shit and said "Nope, we're not doing that anymore."

>>32428519
Yesterday.

>>32428522
Que es eso wey?

>>32428503
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I liked the unicorns snort of disapproval.

So every year, they have to Winter Wrap-up because the bitchiness levels of Equestria get too high?

>>32428522
Oh god why?? ALL THOSE REDDIT RETARDS

>>32428520
As long as you follow the sacred law of the Sun you have nothing to fear comrade.

>>32428542
Imagina que Reddit y Cuanto Cabron tuvieron un hijo retardado , pero chileno y en formato tumblr.

Sep, eso es JaiDefinichon, una pagina viral chilena.

>>32428560

The Lunar Republic is best.

>>32428539
>leaders
>ever doing work

>>32428441
The word "muffin" makes you hate things? That's an interesting mental problem.

>>32428519
>that ending

Ugh. I don't feel anything anymore.

>>32428427
I see.
I don't...I don't mind that.
Okay fuck I'd fap to that

>>32428519
Waitwhat. It's over? How'd it end?

>>32428499

>>32428569
Su puta madre...

>>32428578
What the fuck, did F:E actually fucking end?

>>32428526
Well, Pinkie was a failed experiment gramatically, Dash was a failed experiment story-wise. One's a lot more damning than the other to the intended purpose of the readership, I suppose!

The problem was that, like... I can't imagine Dash doing that sort of thing slowly. I probably should have left it off until I had more ideas, but alas I wanted to get something out before I left.
>That feel when you really want Dash to be your pony waifu, you just can't imagine it right

>>32428582

You mean you never fapped to the mental image of a hot teacher while you were still in middle school?

>>32428598
>>32428585
I know right? Feels wrong, pony

>>32428598
The afterwards comes out on Christmas apparently. And then the inevitable sequels from Kkat or whoever...

>>32428600
You'll get it right eventually.
I know loudanon has

>>32428439
Yes, medeival unicorns obviously had some nice masonry going on. While earth ponies lived in THESE like some kind of africans. Well, can't blame them for it, they didn't have time for anything but supplying pegasuses and unicorns with food.

And yes, the backgrounds are amazing, as is background music. These things really add some extra charm to the show. Such a shame there won't be an official BGM compillation, at least any time soon, or an artbook with backgrounds. Damn, I would pay actual money for these.

>>32428598
thank God

can we please stop talking about it now

We posting screencaps? I like this one a lot

>>32428535
I put it in quotes for a reason, even I know that it wasn't confirmed that she said it. shesh ...

slowpoke here

The heads went with an army ( of both genders) to conquer new lands , not just one or two ponies

When they discovered friendship , the tried to report that to their HQ but the messengers died because of the extreme temperatures

their homeland was probably at the other side of the evertree forest

>>32428616
Loudanon would be my husbando if he would return my love
;_;

so this is second episode written by miss williams

why the heck she makes RD such a Trixie?!

HEADCANON: Ponies don't have steam engines. Trains can be enchanted to run on their own, it takes the combined talents of several gifted unicorns. That's why trains that operate near Earth Pony settlements, like Appleoosa, have to be pulled.

>>32428620
How the hell did they fit all that shit on that tiny stage?

I'll just answer my own question here and move along.

>>32428643
She was acting.

>>32428632
Oh sorry didn't see them.
My bad

>>32428615
"Afterwords"? "Inevitable sequels"?

You mean there's going to be MORE?

Fuck.

>>32428600
wait which writefag are you again?

if you're the one I think you are, Pinkie Pie was my most favourite one of your works.

>>32428520
They get banished so they won't enrage random evil creatures with their stupidity. If Invisible Trollestia hadn't roared like a windigo, their arguing might have actually brought a few of the real thing.

Banishment back to the Valley of the Windigo is a daily occurrence to keep them all safe.

>>32428615
>And then the inevitable sequels

Im going to pass.

>>32428608
I sure as hell did

>>32428646
This sounds perfectly logical.

I figure Equestria is eventually going to have a magic-fueled industrial revolution. There's already crude industry in place.

>>32428654

Not before the play started, she wasn't. Rainbow Dash was a complete cunt before that.

>>32428653
>answering with it's a fucking cartoon
You know very well that's unacceptable here

>>32428667
TWA on Heroku.

>>32428660
And there's already too many side stories for me to list.

>>32428643
Dash was always on the same level of egotism and show-offyness as Trixie.

But unlike Trixie, she has the talent to back up her boasts, and has actual redeeming personality traits.

Considering the earth ponies had the most advanced government type ("...why I was ELECTED..."), this episode pretty much confirmed that they were the philosophers, artists, creatives, and thinkers of Equestria.

Unicorns confirmed for always being backwards autocrats ("My gown is worth more than your entire library!"), and Pegasus ponies confirmed for being a military tyranny ("I'll have you court marshaled!").

>>32428646
Took you long enough to realise this

>>32428658
OH! Well, all is forgiven!

>>32428620
>some kind of africans

so wrong, thatch roofs aren't that bad if they're well maintained and regularily changed, and earth pony houses have chimneys and stone walls, which is rather nice.

african huts are thin straw/wood roofs over a mud wall, they also lack doors

William Spikespeare? William Shakespike?

>>32428682
Dude she is always a cunt dont be such a fag.

>>32428689
Wait you're TWA?

I fucking loved your Rarity work, and I'm not even really into lactation. You make good stuff, keep at it.

>>32428653
MAGIC. *snort snort*

>>32428441 This is why I hate Derpy fanon.

>>32428667
I go under TAW on clopsort, generally prefer to stick anonymous where I can.

My own opinions of my shit is based on technical quality, so it's really based on totally different metrics to everyone else. I'm also pretty critical of it, so I dunno, maybe I'll write at a better than high-school level one day.

>>32428660
>>32428690
Hi. Welcome to the fandom.

You know, I enjoyed this episode a lot. I always like the worldbuilding episodes, and this one was pretty damn interesting.
I was pretty surprised by all the hatred that I saw in the MLPG backlogs. Not sure why a lot of people think this one's so bad.

autism time

Variant I – episode-chronological

Okay, so, from s02ep01 we know that Equestria was founded before Sisters came and ep11 confirms it pretty much. I’m not taking latest episode so serious, it was pretty much metaphorical theatrical adaptation, so I’m going to extract only core idea/concept: at the dawn of the times there were 3 different types of ponies – unicorns, earth ponies and pegasi. Wendigo and the “winter” wasn’t real, it is a metaphor that represents the consequences of a discord between those three races: the more there was differences and dissidence the harsher and harder times were for all of them. It is like a Cold War times when a small and silly action made the situation more heated and dangerous. So yeah, at some point it became unbearable for all the ponies, may be almost at the edge of a war, but in such desperate times they managed to find a strength to overcome all the obstacles and differences between the, and thus discovered magic of friendship/love (abstract “flaming heart’ that dispel the winter aka “dark times”). We have at last few different ages:

Pre-classical age (official name from ep04; notable events/figures: Starswirl the Bearded)

Classical age (foundation of Equestria, discovering the Harmony and whatnot)

Age of Chaos (Discord’s appearance)

Age of Renaissance (Royal Pony Sister came into Equestria, defeated the Discord and took over the land to maintain the harmony since then)

Golden Age (1000 years of Celestia’s rulership after the banishment)

Modern Age (pretty much events of the actual show)

>>32428719
Thats a rather late welcome, but whatever.

>>32428712
>liking anything because it's fun
You people.

>>32428712

>>32428638
WHO SAYS I WON'T?

>>32428709
Thanks man, stuff like that means a lot. I'm writing this stuff for you guys in MLPG more than anything else, I've taken so much idle entertainment from here I just want to give back anything I can.

>>32428051
Actually I was just thinking this morning about how awesome it is that My Little Pony has such a bold new breath of life. Think about it, MLP has been around thirty or forty years and it surely isn't going anywhere now

So question. Does anyone write saucy fics anymore that aren't just rape?

>>32428653
We saw a mixture of imagination and staging.
The ponies in the audience saw a bunch of ponies in costumes on a constructed set.

>>32428719

meta-fanfiction

This is bad. I knew bronies were autistic, but fuck.

>>32428734
>Not liking fun stuff

>>32428620

Come to think of it, without unicorn assistance they probably couldn't build anything much better. I can't imagine how they would lift bricks in place, assuming cranes hadn't been invented yet.

And I know right? That'd be so awesome! The BGM really makes the show, and with how much the sketches for the characters went for you can't tell me an art book wouldn't make any money.

>>32428734
>>32428740
FUN IS A BUZZWORD YOU USE WHEN YOU CAN'T THINK OF A REASON SOMETHING IS GOOD.

>>32428742
Will you accept me, loudanon? Even knowing how much love and care I'd put into Dash if I could? Especially dem wings, man

>>32428756
>liking fun stuff
You people are the worst.

>>32428742
Because you are my waifu!

>>32428746
>tfw CT is getting worse over time

Variant II – when the metaphors and symbolism comes to play

Remember that flag with two alicorns, one white and one cyanish? Surprise, they quite much resembles Luna and Celestia, even despite the fact of color inaccuracy (inb4 it is not Sister - NONE of their appearance in every stained-glass or book illustration was color correct, note that please). So I was thinking how could it be explained in reasonable and sane manner and… what if Discord actually took place in the play? Remember that in the beginning there was discord (basically racism, hatred and everyone’s suffering) between ponies, and this is quite much fits the portrayal of Discord: chaos and disharmony. He loves to plant such seeds of hate between friends/ponies. So what if all this divisive and opposition between ponies in the beginning (pre-classical ear) symbolizes Discord itself? This works very well, actually, and correlates with episode 01 of s02: when discord/Discord was defeated (ponies put differences aside =Sister defeated Discord that took over them with Harmony aka showed them the correct path to co-existing), ponykind found/founded their “promised land” – Equestria. This explains the flag with the alicrons:

00:00:24,769 --> 00:00:28,966

Thus, the two sisters maintained balance

for their kingdom and their subjects:

00:00:28,966 --> 00:00:31,228

All the different types of ponies.

Sisters actually “guided” (again, metaphorically) the ponies in to the new land/age. It would explain many things and this damn flag.

So yeah, in this case we have:

Pre-classical Era

Age of Discord (“discord” took over the ponies)

Classical Era (Renaissance, foundation of Equestria)

Golden Age (Celestia’s rulership)

Modern Age

>>32428747
Yes. Instead they involve stuffing and foodplay

>>32428769
Deal with it, im having fun.

>>32428727
So what happened between your Renaissance and your Golden Age? You didn't mention Luna getting banished.

>>32428778
But wait, you say, this does not explain a thing. Discrod actually existed as a character, why it wasn’t shown then. Well, what can I say – this cartoon is for young watchers and what is animated cartoon good at? Right, visual forms. For better understanding for young audience the creators play everything with visual appearance, this is why those Wendigo existed – to show the suffering of ponies more direct and straightforward, to show the threat of the discord between them. As I said, variant 2 plays on metaphors, so Discord’s appearance in the theatrical playset was abstract.

>>32428700
Yeah, it was kinda rough. Earth ponies had perfectly fine medieval villages. I bet those rural sights were nice, and then there were fields everywhere.

>>32428778

Did you copy this from ponychan? Kinda hope so.

>>32428712
Yup, you're the one.
I was actually wondering if you were going to do a Fluttershy one, because I was writing one for the longest time, put it off until recently, then saw you did the other mane 6, so I was like, "oh fuck it, he'll do it first".

As far as I'm aware, there are no consensual anonxfluttershy 'fics, so that's why I wanted to write one.

>>32428794
banishment happened, era changed

>>32428756
>>32428756
>having fun
aspie retard hipster weeaboo cunt head dick loving autistic faggot detected

>>32428784
okay, better question. Does anyone write saucy fics that DON"T cater to over the top fetishes?

>>32428747
Depends what you mean by saucy. I do more explicit things, and can't stand >rape

>>32428828
I cater to everyone

>>32428828

Write one yourself, you might enjoy it.

>>32428653
>How the hell did they fit all that shit on that tiny stage?
They actually didn't. The episode was shown as a flashback, but, as they Mane 6 were portraying the characters on stage, they could be used as avatars for the characters in the story.
It's actually a nice way to avoid the "everyone in the past look like those in the future" cliche. They don't actually look that way, it's just perception.

I thought the pseudo-play setup was a surprisingly nice way of doing things.

>>32428660

I know. Isn't it GLORIOUS?

...

... GLORIOUS.

>>32428833
Are you the guy who write what Fluttershy ass play?

>>32428646
I like this, because it's just more proof that Earth Pony muscle and ingenuity can be the equal of Unicorn magic.

>>32428744
Um...If you're gonna write that Fluttershy fic
PLEASE ignore the Flutterrapist fanon

>>32428852
I can only hope.

>>32428767
YES! I MEAN...
>>32428772
OF COURSEEEEEEEE I DIDN'T FORGET!

>>32428856
I love this kind of ideas.

>>32428811
Hey, no, don't let me put you off doing anything, man, I'm nothing special. Putting others off things is exactly the opposite of what I want to happen!

I am planning to do a fluttershy fic when I get back after christmas, but there's no shortage of demand, I assure you. Also, on a far more selfish note, I very much enjoy 2nd person fics, and obviously my own don't really do the job like they could.

>>32428847
the way the play eases into the story telling is great.

>>32428669
So, the ponies that feed weather beasts with their arguing invade a peaceful, empty, fertile land.

Discord's land?

He doesn't like it, plays around with them trying to chase them away. Two alicorns arise who usurp his rule over the area, and cast him into stone.

Ponies confirmed for invaders and usurpers.

>>32428847
Come to think of it, if it weren't for >22 minutes I would have liked to see them pop out and do some stage prop gags

>>32428585
>>32428578
Seriously, how did F:E end? Did it actually end with Lilpip's death or...?

>>32428855
Wait where where where
I need it for scientific purposes

>>32428747
sad story. I am conflicted, someone wanted a certain story and I planned on writing it. Someone else wrote one but different than what I planned. I want to write it, but I don't want to write it

>>32428855
Last thread? Some of it.

>>32428888
A couple of threads ago, it was a rimjob.

>>32428898
More?

>>32428886
It ended with ponies

>>32428858
I have a soft spot for flutterape, I think it's adorable, but I have absolutely no idea how I'd write second person rape without it turning into that awful "it's just sex they didn't know they wanted yet" trope

>mfw this...thing just commented on one of my songs
http://www.youtube.com/user/bellalysewinchester
I don't know if I should kill myself now.

Wendigo.

Windigo?

Nah, not pony-pun enough.

Whinnydigo.

>>32428915
BRILLIANT!

>>32428778
.......take a look at those american flags. The one they risen at the play is the current Equestrian Flag. The flag that the founders made were much different back then.

>>32428864
then maybe we can be together, Loudanon! Just so long as I can massage her beautiful wings

>>32428920
>mfw I have no face

>>32428886
Chapter 45 is quite short you know.

>>32428886
Pip became Mr. House.
The wasteland still fucking sucks.
Celestia is GLaDOS.
Fucking Homage decided to talk like Calamity, and joined the montly crew on the rest of their merry adventures.
Fluttershy is still a tree.

>>32428918
Well you can't rape the willing
And I think that it's funny/adorable too
Just that I don't see her really acting like that
>>32428911
FUCK I missed it.
It was one of the deleted threads wasn't it?

>>32428918
>flutterrape
>adorable

>>32428858
Are you talking about this?

>>32428920
What song did she comment on?

>>32428886
Spike breathed fire on her. Of course she was transported to Celestia's location.

>>32428911
Uh, sorry, I have trouble just sitting down and writing. I need to either plan it or run off of prompts and reactions and shit, and even then it's pretty much neccesary to be in the zone. I'm sure other people can do it, though!

>>32428972
I think is in the index.

>>32428975
FLUTTERRAPIST
As in Fluttershy tries to rape Anon.
At least that was what I meant.

>>32428761
Well, as of now earth ponies are pretty developed tech-wise. While unicorns specialise in all things magic, earth ponies took an industrial way. We've seen a construction site, some tech, and then there's Manehattan, a big modern city of earth ponies, skyscrapers and capitalism. Even the pony-liberty statue is an earth pony. Maybe unicorns helped them in the beginning, but I'd say they're pretty much self-sufficient by now.

>>32428977
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8rZIYPYJqAk
It's pretty bad.

>>32428927

>Cowpens Flag

War... war never changes.

>>32428976
Yes.

>>32428927
s02ep01
take a look at colors

I'd like to see a saucefic featuring a pony that was abused as a kid and has sex ponies simply because she doesn't know any other way of connecting with others.

While she descends into a slow mental decay, a colt tries to get through to her, she keeps trying to fuck him, he desperately wants to, but his sense of honour prevents him from taking advantage of her, so in revenge she fucks other ponies instead. Eventually he gets through to her and solves her mental woes and her childhood memories are no longer sour memories, and they both fuck for the first time at the end, but love-making, instead of pure lustful fucking.

>>32428986
Sucks for me! I hope you write more like that.

>>32428975
>>32428972
It so is adorable! She'd be so awkward at it, and even when she had you tied up and at her mercy it'd take a while before she could actually bring herself to do anything

>>32429009
I really like his voice

>>32428878
The way i see it, Discord was in control of the earth and was inspiring chaos any where and everywhere, the windegos were only one of his servant beast that would spread chaos to where chaos was. Discord wasn't particularly interested in ponies at this time they were only feable medieval farmers nothing to be worried about.

The ponies then go through the windego experience, and the heart that appears in the banishing spell is actually the catalyst, a cocoon or even just a sign, the ponies have managed to unite by themselves and because of this Celestia and Luna decide to show themselves to ponies to lead the united ponies to prosperity. (either having watched from the side lines not wanting to interfere with ponies learning to work together, or they were actually created because of ponies comming together... )

Thats when celestia and luna take over control of the sun and moon, and banish discord.

And thats why discord is also more content with ruining ponyville because only now does his vendetta against ponies becomes apparent.

>>32428943
HOW ABOUT ONE WING?

>>32428968

OH, and Littlepip brought sunlight back to Equestria, strange how you left that little bit out.

>>32428972
http://arch.413chan.net/co32422497.html

Its here.

>>32429022
I enjoy doing stuff in the threads, anywhere from cute, to saucy, to (generally only ever after bump limit) more explicit, partially because I never know what the theme of the thread is going to be next, and that's great fun. So, maybe!
Not for a while, though, I don't trust myself to MLPG while I'm away from home.

>>32429008
>"Lol...the picture reminds me of last year's Christmas Doctor Who episode, my regards to the mystery artist. The music is amazing as well <3 I took off my headphones at one point while listening, to see whether or not the bells were part of the music or actually somewhere in the room <3<3 So pretty!!"

...I feel filthy just reading that comment. God daaaayum.

>>32429016
It's like kids doing a Thanksgiving play, and at the end of it unfurling an American flag and saying, "And that's how America was founded." All the parents facepalm.

>>32429056
Like the sun is important.

WE DON'T EVEN KNOW IF DERPY CAN FLY AGAIN!

>>32429051
will you be working on the other? I think she'd like that. If Dash would like it, I'm okay with that. I don't want to make her do anything she's not okay with.

I am so, so sorry.

>>32429067
Exactly.

>>32429051
I can take one and you can take the other, rendering her a gibbering mass of pleasure-addled pegasus as our dual efforts make her shudder and moan.

>>32429005

True...

Actually this gives me an idea for the radio play I'm working on...

>>32429065
is it a huge block of spoiler or do I actually need to search for it?
>>32429024
Yeah.
I'm just kinda pining for some boring in-character sex Or some lactation featuring FS.
Seriously, I don't think I've seen one ponyxanon about FS.

>>32429111
control+f sniff and go down from there.

>>32429092
>this is my fetish.png
oh, to hear her voice crack out across an open sky, swinging wildly between high and low pitched as she bites down into the cloud beneath her, lost in her own little world

>>32428920
>look at profile
>look at dA
>it's stupid, but nothing THAT bad
>see this http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4ZSFo9uDAu4&
>Down's Syndrome

>>32429016

So...those two ponies were their equivalent of the YingYang ?

>>32429078
YEEEEEEAH
>>32429092
THIS IS STILL NON-SEXUAL RIGHT?

>>32429097
>radio play
Oh do tell! What's this about?

>>32429111
Yeah, that's the plan. Rape wouldn't be very romantic, I want to try and keep things fairly romantic if I can. At least for now. Who knows about later?

>>32429140
Dash looks like a pony that can really get into a wing massage.

>>32429097
I love this earth pony idea.

>>32429133
>>32429071
those two ponies are Celestia and Luna
it isn ot implied
it is said directly
by Celestia

>>32429132
I can't take it anymore.

>>32429140
I dunno about NON-sexual, she'd enjoy it an awful lot.

>>32429124
>control+f sniff and go down from there.
MLPG provides the best out-of-context quotes

>>32429005
Then why are all objects meant to be used by unicorns?
If the earth ponies are the ones who control the industry wouldn't most objects be more hoof friendly?

I think that the Unicorns are interested in magic and science. You know knowledge in general. They are the driving force behind innovation in Equestria
Of course they are still assholes so that's why they made jars and door knobs

>>32428747
>>32428828
well if you consider human on pony a fetish, there's been a lot of that lately
>mfw rereading Preggity
>and there's more to it

>>32429185
Let's be honest here, a lot of what we say is bad regardless of context

>>32429186
Then what about earth ponies

>>32429165
>>32429181

>>32429190
>preggity
Man, if I can come even close to a hundredth of some of preggity's scenes, I will be a happy man. I don't even fucking LIKE pregnancy, fat fetish, and I can take or leave feeding, and I loved preggity. I think that stands as a testiment to the writing - anything can be sexy if done right.

The Hearth's Warming pageant likely has as little relation to reality as Robin Hood's appearance in Ivanhoe. Chancellor Puddinghead is actually a conglomerate character depicting the Esteemed Democratic Council of Earth Ponies' collective blunders, for example.

For example, the "three kings" that visited baby Jesus are named Melchior, Kaspar, and Balthazar in Western church tradition. These names can be traced to an Alexandrian Greek manuscript from AD 500, and an Irish Greek document from at least 200 years later which gives more details. Other sources from other countries have other names. The opera Amahl and the Night Visitors is a fanciful retelling, with details such as Kaspar's box, and personalities for all three.

Skeptical scholars deny the account (of course), and non-skeptical scholars don't think any of the "kings" names are accurate, nor how many astronomers/astrologers made the journey.

All of this is a roundabout way of saying, t

>>32429203

Perhaps the hooves are made of magnetic metal, and each hand held object has metal in it too.

>>32429229
t?

>>32429222
See, Loudanon, you make me so sad! We both love Dash so much, but in ways we can never reconcile!

Just know that I'll always love you for your dedication

>>32429250
t is a metaphor

>>32429186
>implying jars and doorknobs aren't both a sinister plot instigated by Celestia to force Earth Ponies and Pegasi to develop greater lingual dexterity
>because she's a great big perv

>>32429203
Simple. Politics
Most of the guests at the gala were earth ponies
Mayor Mare is an earth pony
And of course the normal farming career seeing how good they are at growing things

As for pegasuses they are in the entertainment businesses and all things related to weather