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Applefap want them ALL inside!

>>32383975

Man, I wish I had pony dreams more often. I've only had one, and it involved me squeezing human AJ's ass.

most dependable pone
superior waifu

She's such a silly poni!

>>32384024
>AJ
>earth ponies

>>32384069

Applejack got thirsty.

>>32384024
>>32384051
>>32384058
>>32384059
>Applejack thread

Let's talk about how that fucking maniac anon kept his word and wrote a Littlepip rapefic.


https://docs.google.com/document/d/1SCVSR5QuOeLJiXDpKlSAV2VWyg3ft-kOa1RUiJHosbg/edit?hl=en_GB

Fuck yeah, posting best pony of the best race.

Earth Ponies>>>>>>>>>Pegasi>>>>>>>>>Unicorns

Well, at least she's not the worst pony of the bunch.

Granny Smith has been around awhile

What kind of shit do you think she's seen?

Grin everyone grin grin grin1

She'll make you neigh and whinny!

>>32384100
some

>>32384096

>Engineer image

Mah nigga.

GO GO GO GO GO!

AJ is richest pony

THIS IS WHY I DON'T DOODLE DETAILED EYES.

Applejack is a very good pony

uh oh!

>>32384120


Awww yeah, got another too.

>>32384139

oh nooooo!

>>32384100
she was around to see the first Undertaker attack

>>32384096
>Earth Ponies>>>>>>>>>Pegasi>>>>>>>>>Unicorns

Agreed. Though, best pony of the best race isn't Applejack, it's Pinkie.

>>32384084

you are now imagining the audio of Twilight and AJ passionately deep-kissing

>>32384142

I'm movin' this!

>>32384093
I'm still writing one too! What do you think of a pony Sam Warrick?

>4 text posts

Hey can we not steamroll toward imagelimit guys?

>>32384120
>engineering
>mfw finals

>>32384160
WAIT, HOLD THE FUCK UP
>that sketch style
>no animu face

Is that JJ?

I wish I had a big sister like Applejack

>>32384139
>>32384148
>appledash

Earth poni.

>>32384160

Hmmmmmm...... we'll have to agree to disagree on that point.

Everyponi loves Applejack!

>>32384188

better?

>>32384160

How can you be right about so much in one post?

>>32384174
Yeah, this ain't no Rainbow Dash thread. We need to chill out for a second. Because a second is all I need and I all I need is for that second to tick on by.

NOPE.
You know how MLPG tends to morph into other boards? Well, tonight, we're /b/, so we MUST use an image every time we post.

>>32384207

we're always /b/

>>32384207
Do I have to done a tripcode? I don't know hows...

>>32384206
>>32384207
goddamnit youre brains are broken

>>32384188

You got a problem with appledash, fucker?

Dying hurts...

>earth pony appreciation
blech

>>32384207
we are normal /b/ or pony /b/ aka /soc/ with pony pics?

>>32384174
more pictures?

>>32384181
No, it's not from Joseco. I don't really remember who it is from, sorry.

See, this is what you get if you start a thread with that low-life drunkard!

>>32384240

No, being stabbed hurts.

>>32384166

Ah man, this is my last Apple engineer image. Got any others?

>>32384194
>that feel when everyone loves AJ
>but AJ doesn't love you

feels alone......

>>32384257
shut the fuck already, shit, you are even more annoying that N4CH0S

>>32384248
We're both.

>>32384233

>>32384257
What you say about drunkards-

Twi-lightweight?

>>32384233
personally, I prefer applespike

Earth-affiliated Pegasus pony>>>>Earthies>>>>Peagasi>>>>Unicorns

>earth ponies
>engineering
>or science
AHAHAHAHAHA
Except for Pinkie the best they can do is to farm

>>32384287
Fluttershit sucks.

>>32384272
The truth hurts, but AJ is worst pony.

>>32384207

In all fairness, at least all our images are actually related to ponies.

>people not acknowledging the unicorn master race
I pity all of you

Applejack has the biggest, juiciest apples in all of Ponyvill.

>>32384264

That was gettin' heavy!

>>32384298
I dont even like AJ, but you are a gigantic annoying faggot

>/co/-/b/
no.

>>32384293
Earth ponies drive innovation dumbass

>>32384293

unicorns - magic
peguses - weather
earth - everything else

>>32384296
Stop that.

>>32384308

>>32384324
When did that happened?

>>32384336
all time

>>32384312
Everyone is a faggot here.

>>32384347
not really, a lot of people is actually nice and smart

>>32384335
>>32384308

Scurrilous strumpet!

*insert mythbusters joke about party cannons*

>>32384347

You're definitely one of the biggest faggots here, though.

Sweet!

>>32384102
unf

>>32384293

And apparently medical science, local politics, sports, etc. Earth ponies have the most diverse set of skills.

>>32384324
When you have the power of flight and the power of magic why would you need to change or update anything that you already have?

When you have nothing, you have to build yourself up. You have to take it into your own hands to make you stand shoulders above everyone else. You must innovate the way you work to become equal to those that possess the power of flight and magic.

Who's the stronger individual, a man who was born with power or a man who had to fight his way to have power?

>>32384354
Okay, maybe Terse, Fluffy, Rose, Toss and Hoppip aren't. But that still leaves a lot of faggots to be accounted.

>>32384358
Everyone has to be good at something.

>>32384332
I always thought Unicorns were the ones that are also interested in science seeing Twilight

>>32384375
Awww, just barely beat me.

>>32384285

That's actually kind of adorable. I'm not really supporting the ship, but I always liked the idea of AJ and Spike being good friends. I dunno, it just seems like a good combination.

>>32384382
And Leth, how could I forget Leth.

>>32384357

>>32384388

That's just twilight though, think of all other unicorns. they don't do shit, except rarity who's a seamstress

>>32384382
you are actually bad at being a non-faggot

>>32384266
oh sad Jason maybe one day you will smile and have friends

>>32384409
I was trying to be a non-faggot once or twice but it was boring.

>>32384382
>Okay, maybe Terse, Fluffy, Rose, Toss and Hoppip aren't.
>forever forgotten

>>32384395
>>32384382

All I've ever seen you do is talk about F:E or how much you hate AJ

try harder pls

>>32384392
I now demand an image from Drawfags. An image of Spike with Applejack in an western duel with a gang of outlaws.
It's Dash the Dastardly, Rarity the She Devil, and Pinkie the Kid.

What's your favorite humanization of your favorite pony?

>>32384438
Applejack who also happens to have the best cosplayers.

>>32384438

>>32384434

I, anon of MLPG, second this request

>>32384438
There's quite a few I love, but I think this one's my favorite.

>>32384434
>The outlaws win
And so a new era began in those untamed wastes
A era of competitions, fabulousity and parties...

>>32384434

Holy shit. Not only does someone agree with me, but they propose a fucking awesome drawing.

Best. thread. ever.

>>32384438
this one

>>32384424
>not mentioned either
I know that feel bro.

>>32384438
I have no idea what I'd consider a favorite, but this one is up there.

>>32384382
hey i'm a nice guy
but i'm not smart
and i'm a faggot

>>32384438
This new humanized picture is pretty awesome.

>>32384426
But that's not the only things I do! I... eh... I would draw but I can't...

>>32384459
>>32384438

My favorite horse is purple horse and my second favorite is less purple but still purple horse. Any images of them as not horses are good, but I do not save such images from the 4chan anymore and cannot offer you examples.

The end.

>>32384468

>>32384438

Pretty sure mine's NSFW, but here's a good one regardless.

>>32384468
My only complaint about that particular image is that there's no set.

I'd love it if that artist would do the rest of the main character, because that one is great.

>>32384497

>>32384503

After doing best pony, why would he bother with the others?

>>32384434
I'LL TAKE THE CASE

I'LL MAKE THIS AWESOME IDEA LOOK LIKE COMPLETE SHIT, MWAHAHAHAHAHA. AND I'LL ALSO NEVER DELIVER. MAYBE.

>>32384475
And now I'm just gonna use it as an excuse to post more of these fucking awesome reindeer.

>>32384526

those are indeed some pretty fucking awesome reindeer

Gentlemen, rev up your boners!

>>32384517

>>32384438
anything by this guy: http://thelivingmachine02.deviantart.com

>>32384438

>>32384526
This calls for Prancer.

>>32384536

>Nipple cannon

>>32384517
This guy knows.

Though, I wouldn't mind seeing a human Twilight by this artist.

>>32384536

She a big woman

>>32384536
But I can't drive a stick shift.

thank you for everyone who drew or contributed or even offered nice things today
I had a very nice birthday

shall I draw you all something as thanks

>>32384380
Superman. Superman is still stronger.

If Earth ponies are interested in engineering and science why are most objects almost impossible to use with hands but unicorns have no problem to use them since >magic?

>>32384574
Someone suggested a neat idea featuring Sleepyhead and Ice Pack a while ago...

>>32384574

AJ and Spike being bros. Because the thread calls for it.

>>32384583

Unicorns make enchanted items that can be used by earthies. Unis are total bros

>>32384541
His humanized pictures are plenty and good.

On a slightly different noe, Hoppip, you forgot to show up for you pant-inspection yesterday.

>>32384558
Maybe we can beg Rose or Jessy to ponify some of them.

>>32384574
>glitter glue has a bottle of chloroform in his pocket.jpg

>>32384574

Lyra dragging Bonbon to a human convention.

>>32384596
sauce on these?

>>32384093
Has this been posted on ponychan?

>>32384601
This sounds like fun.

>>32384583
Simple
Unicorns are the ones who made all the objects but are total dicks.
That's why they have jars and knobs

>>32384574
I kept asking what you wanted because I don't have any imagination.

I'm still willing to do it. It'll be late but probably not as late as the last birthday pic I did.

>>32384596
>Ponyfied Silly Reindeers
All of my want.

>>32384574

Applejack getting shitfaced via her Applebong

>>32384604
http://melaphantastic.tumblr.com/post/14299262543/reindeer-photoset-as-promised-youll-need-to

>>32384438

>>32384574

I got drunk yesterday and missed your birthday

I'll make it up to you later, champ

>>32384586
>Someone suggested a neat idea featuring Sleepyhead and Ice Pack a while ago...
I'm not gonna draw Ice Pack and anyone's OC without checking it with the person first
I mean, I know it's such an OCDNS thing to do
but I just feel like it would be rude

>>32384588
>AJ and Spike being bros. Because the thread calls for it.
Okay, yeah. This sounds good. Anything more specific?

>>32384619
oh uh
if you want to appease me just draw something I've made
so if it's a character, I guess draw Ice Pack
and if it's an idea, maybe do some pony dolls
no one's ever really done anything with the concept but me and it's a lonely feeling~♥

>>32384642
Okay will do.

>>32384586

>>32384642

Glitter Glue: Touch my penis.

>>32384574
the fuck, your birthday is a day before mine (which is today)

weird

>>32384642
Twilight finds Celestiadoll.

>>32384628
thanks

>>32384659
It's always Anon's birthday.

>>32384642

Kind of already happened

>>32384624
And with Rudolph, I'm off to sleep, with hopes that someone edit them with ponies.

>>32384642
We asked Rose if she was okay with that and she said yes.
Now, lemme dig around for the actual drawing idea...

>>32384670
AND IT'S MY BIRTHDAY TOMORROW

WHERE'S MY PRESENTS

>>32384672
I have no idea who is saying what...

>>32384674
>Rose will never agree to Sleepyhead requesting Ice Pack's services
>All she wants him to do is read her a bedtime story
>Her friends told her that she'd get a good night sleep after he was done with her
>She thinks maybe he's got a really good storybook, or a super comfy pillow
>She was wrong, it was actually the best story book ever and a pillow he got as payment from Luna

>>32384656
wait wait
when was this
and how can I know it was legit

>>32384657

I'll, touch your penis

with my penis.

penis

>>32384689

Nah, should be a sleepyhead doll

twould be cute

>>32384659
HAPPY BIRTHDAY MINULMUH

>>32384705
Archive? I think it was the previous thread.

>>32384705

>>32382780

>>32384705
Archive, to the rescue!

http://arch.413chan.net/co32382247.html#32382780

>>32384705

Of course I give you permission GG, you hot stud you

>>32384392
Someone once commented that Spike and Applejack's chemistry is because Applejack is such a great big sister, and she probably recognizes that Spike is a hardworker and can appreciate that.

Though I've come to enjoy the idea of it being a romantic ship since a NSFW picture of a humanized Spike (child) having sex with a human Applejack who's saying "You kin bet yer ass Rarity wouldn' do that fer you."

Admittedly, I've come to appreciate Rarity and Spike a lot more since the last episode.

What if Celestia was a doll

And Twilight found it

>>32384735
Oh gosh I am flattered but spoken for~
you don't have to put on a name for me anon ♥

>>32384705

Shut up and lick my twat

>>32384737
I always liked how doll!Rarity has no loose stitches or patches like the others do.

>>32384744
>>32384743
>>32384735
In before Terse

>>32384705
You can check the context. The real Rose WAS on at the time so if it wasn't her that posted that she would have said something.

>>32384709
NO YOU FOOL
IF PENIS AND ANTIPENIS TOUCH THERE WILL BE A MASSIVE EXPLOSION!
DON'T DO IT!

>>32384740
Twilight would be too busy appeasing the doll to do any work.

>>32384737

I never really thought about it before, but yeah, that's probably a good reason why. Probably another reason is because, well, AJ is a bro. Sure, she's a gal, but she's not particularly girly (despite being so cute), and it's easy just to hang with her. Coupled with Spike, this would most likely produce fun times for all.

Although yes, the Applespike shipping is kind of cute. I've seen that image, too. Not a favorite style of mine, but I appreciate how much work was put into it.

>>32384777
>IF PENIS AND ANTIPENIS TOUCH THERE WILL BE A MASSIVE EXPLOSION!

Whyboner. I need to leave for a bit...

>>32384705
It was said last thread yeah.

Only this part of this serie is /co-rules compatible ;)

>>32384777

WHAT IF WE ADD A THIRD PENIS?

>>32384800
But you don't have one.

>>32384777
>Princess, do you need anything? I-I can get you a book to read or maybe something to drink! Wait, do dolls even drink? I don't even know if dolls drink!
>My faithful student, I'm quite alright.
>But you must be uncomfortable, let me get you something!
>Twilight, I'm fine.

An herbalist who hasn't had a drop of responsibility in his life. Chronically lazy, it's a miracle he gets out of bed at all. He also has an incredibly distorted view of "wisdom", using little parabales and phrases to make himself seem (and feel) wise.
He means well, but comes across someone who never really knows what he's talking about
the layabout becomes a prophet

A young pickpocket and all around thief. He hates his profession, but keeps to it for the sake of his loving mother, who is thankfully ignorant. Over time he's lost touch with his morals, and is fiercely protective of his mom.
At one point he ruthlessly stabs another member of the local crime group for calling his mother a whore.
the thief becomes a knight

A flyer with chronic self image issues. He desperately avoids anyone seeming him, and has a huge fear of people looking at him and judging him. The fact that he's looked at with confusion whenever he enters a population center due to his mannerisms doesn't help.
This becomes a little problematic when he slips into a semi-catatonic state after being pushed into the middle of a crowd
the recluse becomes a herald

>>32384740
>What if Celestia was a doll
>And Twilight found it
In my mind?
She is conflicted. She obviously wants to help Celestia and obey her as always, rushing to get things back to normal. To fix it.
But she also wants to keep her for herself.

It doesn't quite get to Misery levels or anything, but "It's okay Princess, I know what I'm doing. FIRST THING TOMORROW we'll get that spell broken. Now c'mon, I made some room for you."
and soon enough "I've been looking everywhere Princess. Nothing yet. Stay positive!"
And some four or five months later, "Yes of COURSE I'm still looking! I'm researching it every day! Now come on, it's time for more tea and a good book together!"

>>32384809

A sort of town troublemaker and punk. He used to be a fantastic apprentice to a certain important individual, but drifted away over the years as his position drew ridicule from his young peers. He now puts forward a fantastic facade of "cool", which fools even himself.
He's pretty much a gigantic douchebag, but has the requisite heart of gold...it just takes a lot of coaxing for him to show it.
the punk becomes an elder

A brilliant is horribly stubborn scholar who pushes the boundaries of knowledge every day. Over time, he's become obsessed with the idea that knowledge should be granted to and pursued by only a chosen few, that any words granted to the unlearned fall on deaf and barren ears.
Almost gets the party killed when he incorrectly solves a puzzle, and then insists it was someone else'd fault.
the scholar becomes a sage

Heir to the throne of a kingdom, but a notorious fuckup. He's extremely eager to learn of his subjects and empathize with the people, but always incognito as public appearances tend to go very poorly for him. His constant berrating by his father and others also led him to develope crippling self esteem issues, and he's very unsure about assuming the throne
He also has pretty bad anger problems, takes a swipe at the punkass guy after he called his father a "stuck up psychopath"
the coward becomes a king


a story about these six individuals getting over their various problems and triumphing over some big bad or whatever because of it.
oh and big ass battles, crazy and intricate world building, a backdrop which ties the entire history of pony together, a villain who you'll have a hard time not liking, and a musical sound track of sorts setting the mood for important scenes
would you read it?

>>32384803

I really wish I knew where that joke originated.

>>32384809
>>32384818
Shut up and fucking write it already if you really want to so badly. Stop grasping for /co/'s approval.

>>32384825
From the fact that you have a little Griffy in your pants instead of genitals.

>>32384825

It seems they think you're a Namekian.

>>32384800
You mean, if we mixed Antipenis, Penis, and Neutral-Penis?

The results are impossible to predict! It's too dangerous!

>>32384809
>>32384818
>would you read it?
no, I don't read >fanfiction

>>32384818
>would you read it?
Yes, I would.

>>32384817

>>32384830
well, you only get one shot with a story. you can't really go back and make things better afterward since anyone who has read it will not read it again

>>32384783
And one day, Applejack asks Spike to lend a claw around the farm. First he's helping load up carts and baskets, then Applebloom needs help but AJ and Mac are too busy to it falls to Spike. Spike ends up helping out not just Applebloom but Granny Smith with odds and ends, before heading back out, he decides to whip up a modest snack for Big Mac and AJ.
After a long days work, the Applejack and Spike decide to unwind in her room, sweat still rolling from them as they play some TF2 on a LAN connection. Together they cap the point and win the round.

>>32384818

I wouldn't read it at first, but it sounds interesting enough, so if it was extremely well recepted, I would probably thumb through it

>>32384889
You know I'm gonna have to draw something for this now right
I mean, without that TF2 part

>>32384809
>At one point he ruthlessly stabs another member of the local crime group for calling his mother a whore.
i'm liking this idea

>>32384835

No wonder whenever I fap I hear the screams of the damned.

SO I HEARD YOU GUYS LIKE TERRIBLE >FANFICTION
SOMEONE JUST SENT ME THIS ONE

http://www.fanfiction.net/s/7640808/1/Into_A_New_World

>>32384889

AJ/Spike and TF2. My kind of story.

>>32384375

>>32384889
It's an easy win for the two soldiers, though, because Rarity is the opposition's engineer, and she had just found a new hat and spent the entire round trying to decide what color to paint it.

>>32384899
Don't you get snack marks on your hand doing that?

Shouldn't you have noticed sooner?

>>32384438
Dis one.

>>32384895
Well as a fan of your work, I'm flattered. To be honest I thought what I wrote was bullcrap.

>>32384903
>human in equestria bullshit again
WHO THE FUCK THOUGHT THIS WOULD EVER BE A GOOD IDEA

>>32384943
how uncouth!

>>32384971
Bronies

>>32384971
>Ponychan

Who is the most suited for a My Little Pony meets Warhammer 40k fanfiction?

- Applejack
- Scootaloo
- Twilight
- Rainbow Dash

My fav is being showed in the picture but all suggestions appreciated. (If you think: What's the point of that? I'm planning to write a fanfic about the topic i mentioned before with one of the mlp characters as the protagonist.

Props go to ShoutingIsFun for inspiring me to write it with this great pic.

>>32384928
>A pair of soldiers
Oh, I suppose I didn't mention the part where they were playing Pyro and Engie

>>32384971
HOW ELSE WILL I HAVE AN AWKWARD MORALLY QUESTIONABLE ROMANCE WITH PRINCESS LUNA/FLUTTERSHY/PINKIE PIE/DERPY HOOVES AND HER UNDERDEVELOPED CHARACTER THAT I CAN PROJECT MY OWN DESIRES ONTO

>>32384987
Depends on what would the pony be.
A servitor?
A Guardsman?
A Marine?
A Civilian?
An Ork?

Hey, is posting super fucked up for anyone else?

I can't seem to get past the captcha 90% of the time

>>32384989

Oh, son of a bitch, how did I not think of that?!?! Even in fictional TF2 scenarios, they work together well. WHY IS THIS NOT AN EPISODE YET?!?!

Also, postan art that only I requested and only I saved.

>>32384987

I love that picture!

As for the question. Depends how you write it. Is it a fic where one of the Ponies is shoved into the Grimdark world of 40k, or is it an Imperial force landing in Equestria and experiencing the peace and harmony of the natives (while brutally hunting dragons/chimeras and other hostile beasts)?

>>32384992
>That feel when it's a cold fall day in ponyville, and you're waiting in the park for fluttershy
>she arrives a little because she had to help a squirrel that couldn't climb a partially iced-over tree
>you exchange pleasantries, but those don't matter
>as you reach into your coat pocket to retrieve that black box, she interrupts you
>u-uhm, i want to say something
>you let her go on
>i
>I
>I sort of
>uh
>iloveyou

>>32384989
Hm, what classes WOULD they be?

>>32384987
NONE OF THEM
INSTEAD HAVE IT BE ABOUT CHAOS PONES
KHORNE PONE BECOMES BROS WITH KHARN AT SLANEESH-TEARING CON 40,001
TZEENTCH PONE FUCKS WITH ALL THE OTHER CHAOS PONES FOR SHITS AND GIGGLES
NURGLE PONE IS GENERALLY CHILL, WORSHIPPING THE GOD OF BRO-NESS AND ALL
AND SLANEESH PONE IS TEACHING LITTLE FILLIES ABOUT HOW NICE DRUGS ARE.

AND THEY ALL LIVE IN ONE HOUSE!

>>32385032
Not any more than normally.

So...Anybody want a draw/sketch request?

>>32385032
Half of my posts aren't going through, yeah.
But it's been like that for days

>>32385052
HEY

HEY YOU

YOU'RE FUCKING GAY

>>32385056
Jetset and Upper Crust?

Canon ships get no love.

>>32384308
What the fuck is going on with that picture?

>>32385055
>In one house
CAN YOU IMAGINE
THE SHEER CALAMITY
OH THE ENTERTAINMENT

>>32385064
>Read that as Cannon Ships
HMS Thunderchild?

>>32385064
...I guess I can try.
I'm gonna need a reference though.
>>32385078
>anthro is going on, that's what.

>>32385083
HMS Thunderchild was a torpedo ram.

Okay I was away for a while, read through the last thread, was Faceless actually insulting Gavalache? Jeez, talk about the pot calling the kettle black.

>>32385055
Ponies demand sacrifice.

>>32384971
What it was someone hunting ponies with a shotgun and a machete?

>>32385095
Holy shit that's glorious
>Fluttershy
>Khorne

I can see it!

>>32385095
>Fluttershy
>Khrone
Yeahno.
>>32385094
Wait...what does Gavalanche do?

>>32385110
This.

I remember

A long time ago, in the summer hiatus, I had a gay crush on daftykins.

WE HAD SO MUCH IN COMMON

>>32385122
>His poop fetish

>earthies

Enjoy your subjugation, you worthless undercaste scum.

>>32385135

>>32385085

>>32385122

Geez, why does Gavalanche dislike Sweetie Belle so much? It's either poop or stupidness with her.

zzzzz

>>32385135
You got over a tripfag crush?
I envy you.

>>32385135
ME TOO BRO. ME TOO.

I GOT OVER IT AND PERSONIFIED DAFTYKINS IN CARAMEL, THEN LIVED HAPPILY EVER AFTER.

>>32385080
>"Dude, duuuuuuuuude. Nurgle pony! Look, dude! It's.. It's like Tzeentch pony's mane is, like, on fire, whoahhh."
>"Whh... Oh, I guess it is. That's nice. Must be warm in the winter... What season is it, Slaneesh pony?"
>"Like, duuude. I, like, dunno. What if it changed while I was down here? It's like, un-possible to know... Maybe the seasons don't, like, exist..."
>"That's an interesting thought, Slaneesh pony. I think i'll go check the calendar, then. Where do we keep that, by the way?"
>"It's in your hoof."
>"Thanks, Tzeentch Pone."
>"SHUT UP, FAGGOTS! I'M TRYING TO WATCH THE SLAUGTHER AN DASHDSNADSMDMABLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD!"
>"Just as planned."

AND THEN KHORNE PONE WRECKED THE HOUSE.

AND MAYBE AN UNDIVIDED PONE WHO DOESN'T KNOW WHAT THE FUCK IT GOING ON.

>>32385165
At least you don't have a crush on multiple namefags and a dyke.

>>32385155
Faceless regrets ever doing that sweetiepoo roleplay, since that's where Gavalanche nested onto it like a hawk watching its own eggs.

>>32385145
>Applejack was confirmed for stronger than Dash
She still my least favorite of the main six, but I would not tell her to her face. I don't need to go messing with Bucky Magillicuty and Kicks McGee.

>>32385106
The world needs more humanized GGG art.

>>32385135

Go to bed NTSTS. You have work in the morning.

>>32385135
At least you don't have a waifu thing for Lyra.

>All that shipping
>And daftcans

>>32385122
>implying Encopresis is funny
>implying it's not a serious illness that tears apart loving families

>>32385190

So Faceless' shit literally got shoved down his throat until he choked on it?

That's fucking hilarious.

>>32385201
>waifufagging Lyra
>getting NTR'd every time someone posts LyraBon

damn.

>>32385222
the fuck does NTR mean

>>32385201
>that image

Do you really crop bonbon out of pictures?

Jesus fuck

yandere much

>>32385083
That is probably the only outfit I've seen humanized RD in that fits her.

>>32385210
True, until you realize Gavalanche will never draw anything else, shoving it down everyone elses' throats as well.

>>32385229

It's a foreshortening of the Japanese word for "cuckold." You really can just google it, people.

>>32385230
>dem mouths

yeahhhh I'm not really feeling it.

>>32385229
Cuckolding

>>32385233
but she looks like sonic the hedgehog

>>32385207
>The colon normally removes excess water from feces. If the feces or stool remains in the colon too long due to conditioned withholding or incidental constipation, so much water is removed that the stool becomes hard, and becomes painful for the child to expel in an ordinary bowel movement. A vicious cycle can develop, where the child may avoid moving his/her bowels in order to avoid the "expected" painful toilet episode. This cycle can result in so deeply conditioning the holding response that the Rectal Anal Inhibitory Response (RAIR) or anismus results.

There's a RAIRity joke in there somewhere, but I can't seem to find it.

>>32385250
Exactly

>>32385250
>gotta go fast

>>32385155
I don't think its hatred. Hell Sweetie Belle's my favorite cmc and one of my favorite things in the fanon is how they show her as a little silly and ditsy. Its not like shes stupid, shes just a kid.

>>32385230
Yes.

She is mine. We live for eachother. And one day, we will be one. Forever. And ever. And ever.

>>32385229

it means seeing your girl being fucked by someone who isn't you
and she enjoys it

>>32385260

Begging for keys general?

>>32385201
She's a pretty pony.

>>32385229
It's when your kawaii waifu uguu desu gets stolen by another baka gaijin.

>>32385273
I don't know why but now I want to see a picture of anon fighting Bonbon for Lyra's love.

>>32385273
I don't have a Lyra-related sadfrog so have a Pinkie one instead.

>>32385287
with bonbon winning

>>32385284

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aQKheh_T0ho

>>32385284

You forgot your "nyoro~n."

>>32385292

can't they both die in a cruel twist of fate?

>>32385287
>implying it'd be much of a fight
No anon can withstand Bonbon's wrath.

>>32385287
I'm sure Anon and Bonbon could... um... 'share' Lyra.

>>32385284
the fuck did i just read

>>32385302
Let's not sell anon short here. He might know kung-fu

PONY SKYPE CALL UP IN THIS BITCH FUCK YA

microwaveburritoboy

EVERYONE ADD EVERYONE OH GOD FUCK YES

>>32385310

Bonbon is too yandere to share

>>32385194
That pose and dialogue makes me think the Dixie Twist is some kind of Country-themed Kamehameha attack.
>>32385233
Yeah, it's my favorite rainbow dash humanization. Even if she does look like a Digimon master. (Actually, given how like a shonen character Rainbow Dash is, this certain explains a lot of things)

>Now imagining Rainbow Dash deciding she needs to train in Ten Times Equestria's gravity to attain the next level of Harmony.

>>32385319
NO FUCK OFF BRONY FAGGOT

>>32385302

Not many things can.

Bon-Bon was Celestia's contingency plan against NMM, in case the Elements of Harmony failed. The only reason why she wasn't plan number one was because Celestia wanted her sister back ALIVE.

>>32385311
It's when your fine ass bitch is stolen by some smelly foreigner

>>32385319
no you brony shit

>>32385317
>Implying kung fu will save him
Bonbon would strike down the gods themselves if they tried to steal her girl.

>>32385194

>The Dixie Twist

Goddammit, I nearly choked laughing

>>32385337
>Bon of War

>>32384434
>>32384519
...Eugh, never mind. Ask someone else to draw this awesome idea.

>>32385333
Oh, finally. SOMEBODY making sense around here.

>>32385320
But sharing is a part of friendship!

>>32385344
>Zeus gets frisky with Lyra
>Olympus falls beneath Bonbon's candy-shod hooves

>>32385355

FUCK YO' FRIENDSHIP, ALL BONBON NEEDS IS THAT SWEET LYRA HEARTSTRINGS FISTIN'

>>32385325

>>32385357
But Lyra is a po
>Zeus transformed into various animals to rape mortals
Okay nevermind
But how could she kill them?

>>32384817

Soo. I heard some rumors about a great Earth Pony Dragon war.
It supposedly nearly tore Equestria apart.
What happened?
Something about them fighting over a small valley that was sacred to the ponies because it held the some great tree and it was sacred to the dragons because it held the only place to get a really rare type of gem.

>>32385372
what

>>32385355
>Bonbon
>friendship
Bwahahaha.
I'm not sure what BB would do if she ever met a human.
>A: Knock it out, tie it up, give it as a present to Lyra for their anniversary
>B: Murder it as a threat to Lyra's affections

>you will never win against the fandom's imagination

;_;

>>32385382
STOP STEALIN BONBONS BITCH MOTHERFUCKER

>>32385371
>I CALL UPON THE POWERS OF CHAOS

So this tumblr finally fucking updated last time I was there.

ANDITHADTOBESOMETHINGTHATMADEMEREGRET.

>>32385370
By kicking, of course.

>>32385363
Bon-Bon minus Lyra still equals Bon-Bon.
C'mon, share!

>>32385382
Don't give up anon. If you train at 1000x Earth's gravity I'm sure you will become stronger.

>>32385385
No.

>>32385370
I'm thinking she'd concoct a plan over several years to cause civil war on Olympus, stealing the powers of the dead gods to fuel her furious massacre of the survivors.
Either that or she'd just march right the fuck up to mount Olympus and crush it beneath her candy-shod hooves.

>>32385409
My sides hurt from laughing at that picture.

>>32385371
And thus Fisty Butts was born

>>32385409
You're a silly chap, you know that.

>>32385409
put your trip back on, daftykins

>>32385365
... well, I guess I was right then.
>>32385396
He will also likely need the byperbolic time chamber so he can get a year's worth of training in one day.

I just realized why I have so many Lyra pictures
Half of them are sea pony Lyra

>>32385461
> BLOCKY FINGERS

>>32385428

>>32385461
why is she petting him with the back of her hand

>read like fine wine clopfic
>biggest boner in my life
>but its text!
what is this witchcraft?

>>32385487
I think she's giving him a light tap on the head.

>>32385480
OH LOOK, TIME FOR A NEW THREAD.

>>32385480

Anyone else feel like they're watching a tennis match?

>>32385492
This fandom is what got me into erotic fiction.

>>32385508
>not discovering fictionmania several years ago

you're bad at internet

>>32385508
Same here.
I like it more then normal porn now
I'm scared guys

>>32385508
>>32385518
The human race doesn't need you, anyway.

>>32385492
>go to heroku
>search for like fine wine
>older Rarity and older Spike
But that'll just make me sad.
>>32385518
Me too
>>32385513
What's fictionmania?

>>32385492
link plz

>>32385508
>>32385518
>>32385492
AHAHAHAHAA
FAGGOTS
I actually enjoy it as well but still prefer "traditional" porn

>>32385525
>what's fictionmania
A boner factory. assuming you're into dat transgender erotic lit

>>32385539
>transgender
Yeahno.

>>32385526
https://docs.google.com/a/puszkin.eu/document/d/14lgUY7yfbooT5IT6miNNbPqSY_qLA9aiVMjsEpszePk/edit?hl
=en&pli=1#

>>32385549

har-har, anon.

we need a new thread, imagelimit reached

>>32385567
You make one, I'm horrible at new threads.Besides I kinda like the current discussion

on it

>>32385569
don't we need some tripshit to make one?


are any alive now?

>>32385573
It's not required unless something changed during the past month.
I've made a few and they were just normal.

>>32385557
what?:>

Here guys

>>32385583
>>32385583
>>32385583
>>32385583
>>32385583
>>32385583
>>32385583
>>32385583

>>32385573
>>32385581
the average MLPG-goer is smart enough to determine whether a new thread is legit, whether a tripfag makes it or not.

>>32385250
she looks like a pokemon trainer

>fictionmania
>not ASSTR