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first

first is worst second is best

Applejack is best armored fighting vehicle.

Shit I this would be the perfect time to go to sleep
Why am I still here

Topic: Who is GG going to draw Ice Pack boning?

My money's on Sleepyhead

>>32367296
You are wrong.
Rainbow Dash is best tank.

>AJ 'coaches' Spike into wooing Rarity, but because she's speaking only from personal experience the advice she gives him is all the sort of thing that would appeal to AJ, not Rarity.
>Eventually after spending so much time together Spike develops a crush on AJ instead, and she realizes that with all the tips and advice she's basically given him a cheat-sheet to getting her into bed.
I will pay one of you fucking writefags to do this.

>>32367325
shut up rose

>>32367325

That's what he indicated last thread so

>>32367355
Ahh!

>>32367355

>>32367363
Only if Rose confesses she's the one who requested it.

Youtube version of the new epipsode clip

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P985oULdfWs

>>32367408
I requested it. Do it.

>>32367325
would she even notice?

>>32367408
Do rainbow dash instead!

>>32367436
Man that grey pone is awesome! Is she new?

>>32367440
Rose doesn't even use a trip.

>>32367436
Who told you you could wear hoods! Back to toe turnip mines with ye!

Dat Shakespearean Spike

In Suited for Success, Rarity refers to tanks and Hoity refers to Holland.
HOW WOULD RARITY KNOW WHAT A TANK IS, AND EVEN MORE SO HOW WOULD HOITY KNOW WHAT HOLLAND IS?

>>32367325
Celestia, bored and paying him to continue...despite friction burns and a groove being worked in the tile-work

>>32367296
Spitfire is the best air superiority fighter.

(did that anon ever finish a picture like this, except not just a quick sketch?)

>>32367408
>mfw I was the one that requested it and I'm not Rose

>>32367491
Because IT IS A FUCKING CARTOON

>>32367474
You can't prove that I didn't pick up a trip just for this post, to prove my authenticity.

>>32367536
I can prove you are if you draw something

Streaming art and maybe even unimpressive coloring.

http://www.livestream.com/tesstime

And then nooobody cared.

>>32367536
Yes I can. Rose adopted a trip last time /b/ invaded since some faggots were raging about tripfags who don't art.

It contained the word DONKEY.

>>32367491

Because of World War II

>>32367436
Pegasi confirmed for master race.

> Unicrap

>>32367563
>>32367580
I'll concede this one.

>>32367536
Stream.

I AM THE REAL ROSE!

>>32367568
Don't take it personally, I just don't care about anything today.

>>32367491

Ponies know about cannons and bullets too, as well as possess heavy construction equipment and the ability to construct airships. If they don't have tanks themselves they have probably encountered them before.

Just be glad Pinkie hasn't decided to mount her party cannon on an armored chassis yet.

>>32367568
Don't have the energy to care about anything, too fatigued from finishing out the semester.

thank fuck it's doooooone

>>32367440
Terse you crazy

>>32367360
How much?

>>32367678
You.
Stream on the weekend.

you guys thought I'd write something kinky here didn't you? well shame on you, Twilight would never do that! Tsk tsk.

but this is just a fairy-tale
usual tales that being told during christmas

how is this wordlbuilding?

>>32367660
Gotz ta put moar hartz onnit tah make it pawty hawda, bawss

>>32367739
That spoiler is far too short for anything good.

>been practicing doodling ponies for past few days
>Keep asking MLPG for suggestions
>can't come up with any ideas on my own
IS THIS GOING TO BE PERMANANT?

>>32367739
dammit why am I disappointed. Faceless what have you done to me?

>>32367769
Very much so.

>>32367690
You cant write something like that, you are autistic.

>>32367769
Draw what you want to see drawn. Have a request for some drawfag? Do it yourself.

>>32367769

yes, you're not creative.

>>32367739

Pinkie Pie would though.

>>32367769
Usually if you just solicit requests people will give you something. Specificity of requests varies widely, you'll have to wing it sometimes.

>>32367739
>Thinking you're ever going to write any story

>>32367800
Not that anon, but if I have a request, I usually want to see it done well.
So I don't want to draw it myself.

Glitter Glue, if you're still here I drew this for your birthday.

>>32367660

Equestria is a Isolated Utopia. They still trade with other countries. The rest of the world has Mythical Creatures engaging in warfare with Modern Weapons. Humans are like the Dwemer: They mysteriously disappeared and left behind all of their technology.

>>32367799
Now wait just a-

>>7799
C'mon, that's not fair!

>>32367821
eh.

>>32367810
Irrelevant. Pinkie would anything.

so who else is monitering the SOPA thread.
funniest shit on co in a while.

>>32367706
Yeah I'm not gonna be prepared to stream at least until then gotta get three straight days of sleep first, but I'll also be home so I won't be able to broadcast voice :/

>>32367863
yup
>pepperbronies

>>32367863
Ponies would be a federal offense on youtube.

>>32367832
Why not do both?

For example

This i drew myself. horribly.

grimdark as fuuuuuuck

>>32367879
I was pretty surprised to see that pop up

>>32367883
I'd hang myself while comparing.

>>32367883

>dErPy Is ElEmEnT oF mUfFiNs.

>>32367744
Because it's the History of Equestria, not a myth about it.

>>32367863
me

I have realized that all ponies are just heavily mutated humans.

Someone please help me

>>32367739
not even a hug?

>>32367857
something I've always wondered is if my trip appears pink all the time?
Is it normally like that?

>>32367907
>sOaRiN iS ElEmEnT oF aPpLe PiE xd

>>32367838
Yes finally a Derpy doll!

>>32367839
> Humans were like the Dwemer

I like this idea.

>>32367930

looks fine to me

>>32367925
How do we know humans aren't mutated ponies?

>>32367892
Where's the blue vine?

I learned to draw pony ass today.

feel proud dudes

>>32367952
Ah, alright. Just thought it was strange...

>>32367971
The what now?

>>32367950

Actually, GG already drew Derpy Doll.
This was just my attempt at it.

>Ordinary unicorns can raise the sun
>New non-godlike alicorn
>stealing all the awesome nod-wink mythic mysticism from Celestia and Luna

NNnnnnnn must resist becoming buttmad

but I don't think I can hold on much longer!!

>>32367930
Nah, I was using Greasemonkey "4chan Tripcode Colorizer"

then it just got tedious so I don't use it anymore.

>>32367972
I am very proud.
I don't think I could do it properly.

>>32367965

How would they lose their magical powers?

>>32368009
...How far into FE are you?

>>32367906
Yes exactly, i was wondering why my post wasn't showing up.

Yeah i got lucky in one of MS's streams and got a pictionary answer and got it done.

>>32367904
yeah i kinda gave up, i'm better at painting models than i am with drawing,

scrunchaloo is bestaloo

>>32367360
Wait, I remember this request from a while back...

>>32367951
>>32367839

me too anons. Would explain the presence of a great many things, while keeping them away from the here and now.

>>32368015
There's always Ponychan for getting upset over such petty things. They'll give you a shoulder to cry on.

>>32367857

Even pegging?

>>32368039
Oh, I see.
34 maybe.

>>32368015
Or maybe they need many unicorns to do it. Celestia does the job of an army

>>32368039
What happened? Fluttershy turned into a tree or something?

>>32368057
>painting models
I used to be decent at that.
I still have 4 incubi and a venom to paint.

>>32368086
Especially pegging.

>>32368105
I'd bet she's like Harold.
>>32368123
Oh god why boner

>>32368093
It could just be a spell that only the princesses remember.

>>32368057
like i say, doodle loads. the big ambitious pictures can wait, just draw poni over and over and over. get a feel for the proportions, the way the joints interact, the hand strokes you need to make.

THEN draw them fighting dragons. dragons is so much easier than poni

>>32368068
> dat saturation
D'awwww

>>32367839
Griffons appear to have some degree of industrialization:

Gilda: Hey Dash, think you got enough gas left to beat me to that cloud?

What is "gas," Gilda?

Gilda: Yeah? Well you, you, you are such a, a flip-flop: cool one minute and lame the next. When you decide not to be lame anymore, gimme a call.

What do you mean "call," Gilda?

I don't suppose any drawfag would be willing to draw Spike dressed as Princess Leia telling Rarity (dressed as Han of course) they he loves her, and she only says "I know."

>>32368123
>>32368146
She pegs you doggystyle.

and uses her tongue to give you the reacharound.

>>32367919
it is not
it is a mythological tale

you do know what "history" means? It is documented facts, not abstract or metaphorical.

seriosuly dude, the more I see your answer the more they puzzle me. Did you even went into a school? No offense, just curiosity.

>>32367769
Draw the mane six with debilitating flatulence

earth ponies confirmed for filthy peasant scum

>>32367906
this is art

OKAY I REQUESTED SOMEONE TO DRAW ALLIE WAY ATTEMPTING TO TEACH FLEUR HOW TO BOWL

BUT LIKE AN IDIOT I LEFT AND MISSED THE THREAD

WAS IT DRAWN

>>32368167
http://dictionary.reference.com/browse/call

Old use of 'call', basically 'to visit'.

>>32368184
You never had a Thanksgiving play? That's history.

>>32368107
I've been slacking off actually, (been focusing on my tau) but i've been painting a section of my bretonnian knights as a themed list, i have some knights errant as the charge mark crusaders led by... well i let you figure that one out.

Here's my first.

>Can someone just name the pony, and fetish performed with said pony so we can get back on topic?

I need pictures. pictures of twilight.

her mane in particular. screencaps would be dandy

>>32368181
unf

>>32368181
> Pinkie Pie pegging
Hello there, pleasant arousal in my nethers.

>>32368147

But that would suck! It's so much more interesting if they're maybe-gods-but-never-explicitely-stated. This is supposed to be a fantasy setting, you know? That... I dunno, that sense of there being things that are deeper and important but unknown and never shown always made the show feel better to me. The whole Celestia/Luna sun-moon goddess-possibly mythology thing was what got me into this show, way back. Like way way back, that very first thread on /co/. The surprise, the shame, the speculation on the second episode for two weeks. I remember.

Don't you remember, MLP general?

>>32368244
....A very sugar-coated history, modified practically into myth status, but yes, that's similar to what we have with this pageant.

>>32368257
What was the topic before this or was the topic about fetishes?

what are the spoilers for next episode?

>>32368198

>>32368258
PICTURES! PICTURES OF TWILIGHT!

>>32368278
>Hello there slightly aching arousal in my nethers.

>>32368244

Also, Nativity plays are history in some people's eyes.

>>32368181

>All_of_my_why_boners.jpg

>>32368080
>Equestria is a Isolated Utopia. They still trade with other countries. The rest of the world has Mythical Creatures engaging in warfare with Modern Weapons. Humans are like the Dwemer: They mysteriously disappeared and left behind all of their technology.

This was all very much along the lines of what I was thinking. I was trying to put a story together to make it work and explain the origins of Discord, but alas, I continue to be Terse, and by that I mean lazy as fuck.

>>32368223
yes thats right

You look UP to your superiors

>>32368304
Why is this picture correct?!

>>32367436
We got a clip?! Fuck yea!

>>32368299
Pinkie Pie dies when they time travel to the year 502

>>32368312


>>32367764
told

>>32368342
Because Twilight is magical!

>>32368258
How's this?

>>32368377
needs more correct anatomy.

>>32368361

She should have brought a gun.

>>32368372
...
FUCK

can younicorns even read

>>32367436

>Busy all day

>Come to thread

>New clip out

Everything went better than expected.
Watching!

>>32368394
Too bad.

>>32368394
This is the silliest thing I've read.

>>32368377
perfect as ever. thanks fluffy

>>32368280
But that still leaves the question of why they have to do it.

what's the best pairing for an abusive, sub/dom relationship?

>>32368410

Sorry. Long tongues and pegging are my fetishes, and Pinkie is prettiest pony.

>>32368376
The smiles are too much!

>>32368406
only organic mater can travel through time, idiot

>>32368424
look at the profile view. The face seems off.

>>32368451
Gildashy.

>>32367436
Alright, glad to see CMC might feature in it prominantly.
Am I the only one who likes them?
also, is it possible PinkieApplejack/FluttershyRainbow/TwilightRarity will have a fight and pair up?

So earth ponies confirmed for niggers?

>>32368474
wait so how do you get back other than traveling at 1s/s

>>32368451

>>32368474
>doesn't own wooden and bone weapons

>>32368416

Wow....earthponies really got the short end of the stick.

This is going to be an interesting episode.

>>32368414
do younicorns even watch the show?

>>32368184
>Did you even went into a school

>>32368502
Relativity.

i take this as proven evidence that all unicorns can any magic

>>32368506
dash as dom obviously

>>32368517
Also brought up some interesting questions about Celestia and Luna. And Discord, for that matter.

And Caramel, you bastard.

>>32368487
I like the CMC

>>32368499
I was thinking more
Pegasi = Rome
Unicorns = Western Europe
Earth ponies = Eastern Europe

>>32368517
Squeak! You gonna be around on christmas? I have a present for you.

>>32368517
They are the 99 percent.

>>32367436
> Pegasi demand ground-cultivated food in return for weather
Yeah, that makes sense-
> Unicorns demand food for magically changing day into night and vice versa
Oh well I guess CELESTIA AND LUNA ARE JUST CRIBBING NOTES FROM ANCIENT TIMES. FUCK.

> Captcha: Bishop Poneest
Damn right, Captcha.

>>32367951
The draconequii were originally friends of the alicorns, until Disco, king of the draconequii, found a new source of power. A chaotic source that turned him into Discord, Lord Of Chaos. Celestia, Luna, and their commander and confidante Cadence stormed Canterlot Mountain and turned Discord into stone with the Elements of Harmony. But the temptation to wield CHIM was too great, and together they slew Cadence, claiming to their army that she was killed by Discord's treachery. They focused the Elements of Harmony on the Heart of Canterlot, and the resulting bad note granted them divinity.

You fit the prophecy of the Cadencine. You awaken on a boat headed into port. A three-legged earth pony asks you, "What is your name?"

>>32368502
you need to build a new machine from the destination time

>>32368487
Of course not! Scootaloo is my favourite pony!

>>32368299
The scene where Celestia and Luna murder their parents is sad as hell. There are a few graphical glitches in the Rape of Stalliongrad that'll spawn a few new memes. Luna confirmed for Mentally unstable. Communist Celestia confirmed. Discord confirmed for being Emperor Nero. Derpy appears in the past. Odysseus' dog dies. Athens loses the Peloponnesian War. Achillues kills Hector.

>>32368517
At least we know only they can grow food now.

>>32368517
Earth Ponies being Earth Ponies is getting short-end of the stick. Pegasi can fly, Unicorns can use magic, and they can both do EVERYTHING an earth pony can do.

>>32368517
to be fair the earth ponies kinda need the sun and good weather. they never have to suffer drought. thats pretty handy.

but what can they do they can neither fly nor do magic, of course they'd be peasants.

>>32368546
eastern europe is pig disgusting and accents thicker than marmite

>>32368602
Except for growing food.

>>32368460
> Pegging
Whoo, I always wondered what that would be like if she's really down to fuck!
> all-tongue mouth action
Uhhhhhhhh ... Not sure if want.

>>32368525
you better hope you only travel to times where near C speeds are possible other wise you're fucked then.

>>32368633
Apparently you can't farm unless you are shit at everything else

>>32368602
They JUST said that only earth ponies could grow food. Are you stupid?

>>32368517
>short end of the stick

funny how that phrase got started. In ancient Rome, they had public restrooms, but they were nothing like today. Basically its was a big stone bench with holes in it with no walls or barriers. To wipe, they used a long stick with a sponge at the end.

To get the short end of the stick meant to be handed the wipe stick from the poopy end

>>32368654
Have you ever tried growing crops in clouds?

Doesn't work. The seeds fall right through.

>>32368564
stop

>>32368243
But the sentence structure is constructed toward a telephone call. If it was call as in visit, it would have been "When you decide not to be lame anymore, come calling," or "When you decide not to be lame anymore, call me." A visit is not something to give, but something to do, an activity.

>>32368667
don't be stupid anyone can grow food if they're earth pony mongoloids

>>32368667
So... Pegasi and Unicorns are incapable of growing plants?

>>32368692
EVERYTHING I TOUCH DIEEEEEES

>>32368546
Alicorns = USA

>>32368544

Heh...yeah, sorry about the wait. Working on it!

>>32368547
Yep, it's not a really big deal around here. I shall be around. I do enjoy gifts! Thank you, I wonder what it could be...

>>32368557

Actually assuming they're cut into thirds they are the 33.33 percent.
But darn the other 66.67!

>>32368568
How do you build a time machine with only a forge and iron.

>>32368654
Except for Pinkie, who seems to be the exclusion for everything bad about Earth ponies.

>>32368696
can't grow on clouds

>>32368696
Yes. Earth pony magic.

>>32368637
For some odd reason your comments are more disconcerting than the rapeanons.

>>32368706
USA = Prince Blueblood

>>32368696
Unless Spike is lying.

Then yes.

>>32368713
I'll give you a present....

>>32368719
>grannypieisactuallyapegasuscomic.jpg

>>32368696
That was implied by the video clip, yes.

>>32368684
>Has never played Morrowind

>>32368713
1/3 = .333-
2/3 = .666-
3/3 = .999-
.999- = 1

>>32368714
Slowly

Build another time machine to make it go quicker

>>32368437
If Twilight heard the tale of Hearth's Warming in her youth, surely this explains why she found Celestia's raising of the sun to be the most inspiring moment of her life.

>>32368714
Well, first you take some potatoes. Then you make vodka. Then you invite some fun people over and ...

Wait, right, a time machine that goes into the past. Uh. I guess if you had some open vortex somewhere in Equestria and managed to make some strange let that sucked in matter to that specific gate, you could have a one-way trip into some point in the past of a parallel Earth.

>>32368692
>earth pony race refuses to make food for pegasi or unicorns anymore
>both starve to death
>the earth ponies die from droughts, storms and other things.

it's like a circle-scheme. Earth ponies need unicorns and pegasi, and vice versa

>>32368719
Well she was originally supposed to be a pegasus

>>32368771
0.999- is NOT the same as 1

>>32368756

Um.....no thank you Jesus.

Happy upcoming birthday by the way.

>>32368713
Take as long as you need, of course.

>>32368768
>morrowind
Wha?
>>32368564
Ohhh. I see.

>>32368748
Or the story has been told and retold so often that it's just taken as fact. Logistically, it would be ridiculous if the Unicorns and Pegasi developed societies on their own without food.

>>32368789
And they all need the unicorns because...

aw shit.

>>32368804
So 3/3 =/= 1?

>>32368821
>needing food
>7000 BC

>>32368836
What if my heat lamp orbit your math?

>>32368602
Earth ponies tend to be hardier and have deeper connections to the earth but they're laid back happy nature prevents them from going berserker and wrecking ponyland. I know no mares virtue would be safe if Mac the barbarian was unleashed.
There's a reason the

>>32368836
It would be more accurate to say that 1/3=/=.333-

>>32368789
Or... The earth ponies could just migrate to another country where the day and night plus the weather runs itself. Like the Everfree forest.

What would the other ponies do then?

>>32368806
My birthday is 6 months away

>>32368823
Because you need day and night cycles

>>32368068
>scrunchaloo
that made me lol so hard.

> people cannot accept princess celestia's portrait in the show because such ebauty and benevolence/kindness just does notexist in our world
> especially when it is about the rulers of our world

> SOPA's passing just confirms it

i want to be a pony.

>>32368849
>not using photosynthesis
ISHYPDDT

>>32368871
Celestia handles that shit now, though.

>>32368860
They would enslave Earth ponies.

THESE 5 HUMANS ARE TRANSPORTED TO PONYVILLE
WHAT OCCURS

>>32368559

Unless Celestia and Luna were themselves unicorns at the time

>>32368857
So one divided by three doesn't equal infinite repeating thirds?

>>32368804
It's like I'm on /sci/!
0.999 repeating = 1

>>32368894
Yea but you did need unicorns in the past. you may not NEED them for survival now but they are certainly more suited to certain tasks

>>32368876
I want to be an Earth pony.
>that feel when I'm probably the only one

>>32368870

>Comander Jesus

>Not born on the 25th.

Everything I know is a lie!!

>>32368814
Thank you for your patience!

>>32368924
M/Lit/mu/sci/PG

>>32368908
I'll take the one on the right

to go have fund with ponies

>>32368724
But then how did Pegasi and Unicorns survive by themselves?

>>32368947

Earth ponies are dope, dude.

Only brony faggots want to be unicorns/peguses/alicorns

>>32368924
Don't forget tau.

>>32368823
Well, I always viewed it as:

-Earth Ponies-
All things concerning materials from the earth, baking, farming, plants, you name it.

-Pegasi-
All things concerning about the sky, weather, clouds, rainbow factories and making sure winter happens with the snowflake factory, etc.

-Unicorns-
All things considered scientifical, experimental medicine, spells and incantations et cetera, considered vital for otherwise heavy labor like moving things too big for anyone else, and so on so on.

>>32368821
Didn't one screenshot and the clip seem to imply the unicorns lived in the mountains and other high elevations? Maybe they, like the pegasi, needed to trade resources with the Earth ponies by having no real other option.

I assume Earth ponies are the ideal farmers because they actually are located on flat, fertile soil, and are even capable of enriching it in a relatively short amount of time as seen in Over a Barrel.

>>32368876

>Passing

You got it all wrong, boy. It's just means that it will get considered. It still has to get approved by the Senate and the House again before it becomes a bill. And there is no way in hell the general population would stand for this shit. Riots everywhere.

>>32368908
is that obama?

>>32368947
I would rather be a pegasus, but I could get behind being an earth pony. Being the only ones who can grow food gives awesome job security, if nothing else.

>>32368908
Obama DP's the princesses

because he has 2 dicks on Pony Island

>>32368908
I recongise Obama, Monroe and Bruce Lee. But who are the other two? I think the cowboy is John Wayne

>>32368954
That's Santa's birthday. Didn't you pay attention in history class?

>>32368968
They never did.

>>32368223
They all looked like peasant scum, it was the middle ages and a play

>>32368947

Nope. Lots of us like the earthies best I wager

>>32368908
Who are the five? I recognize maybe three.

> Obama would try desperately to get his Blackberry to work and get the fuck back to the White House until he realizes they're stuck there for a while. Tries to light a cigarette and order some highballs, finds Ponyville doesn't have much of either.

...

> settles for a milkshake, some donuts, and a picnic in the sunshine.

>>32368947
I would like to be an Earth pony too.

Just so I could have a chance to score with Applejack's fine tasty ass

>>32368954
>Thank you for your patience!
But if you don't hurry up, and my patience runs out... Well, your fate will depend on your gender.

>>32368971
Only TRUE pony fans love all ponies equally

>>32368971
All pony aside, why the fuck would you not want to be a pegasus if not for flight alone?
Flying is (would be) seriously awesome

>>32369007
Squeak, you have penis yes / no?

Is mandatory tripfag screening now.

>>32368908
What's Braeburn's human version doing in Equestria?

>>32368947
I'd probably be an earthie, since I'm not particularly special.

>>32368564

>>32369004
Marilyn Monroe, Bruce Lee, Barack Obama, probably Clint Eastwood but it's hard to tell, and I have no idea who the other is. Is Katy Perry a brunette?

>>32368994
The Pegasi had some swag greek outfits.

Oh fuck it, I'm gonna stream. I don't care how boring inking can be to people.

>>32369046
Unicorns are too common, half of them have hourglass and lyre cutie marks.

>>32369006
That is actually a very good reason. I guess earthies also has the biggest dicks too.

>>32369007

>>32369007

Well....that's not worrying at all....

>>32369032
>having aspirations to do something mankind has always dreamed of doing
get out brony

>>32369043
Braburn does not have grit

>>32369043
>Braeburn is Clint Eastwood in an equestrian setting

>>32369051
...
> Obama would look around, seeing largely dead celebrities, and wonders if this is heaven and if so WHY IS IT ALL GODDAMN TALKING PONIES AND NO CIGARETTES.

>>32368971
bitch I couldn't do anything if I had fucking hooves


I NEED DEXTERITY TO PLUSH

>>32368937
From the transcript:

"Once upon a time, in the magical land of Equestria, there were two regal sisters who ruled together and created harmony for all the land. To do this, the eldest used her unicorn powers to raise the sun at dawn. The younger brought out the moon to begin the night. Thus, the two sisters maintained balance for their kingdom and their subjects: all the different types of ponies."

UNICORN powers, now clearly defined.

>>32369032

No, obviously flying would be awesome, or ezmode magic

>all these people wanting to be Earth ponies in what appeared to be an Earth pony hate thread
Oh /co/ how I love you.

>>32369085
IF YOU WERE A PONY YOUR PLUSHES STILL WOULDN'T SELL FOR THOUSANDS OF DOLLARS

>>32369051
Not right now. And it looks nothing like Katy Perry, though.

Which pony would touch fuzzy, get dizzy?

>>32369078
>>32369074

Yeah, uh, Braeburn is a candyass. If anything Sherrif Silverstar is closer to Clint, but he strikes me as more a John Wayne type.

>>32369070
...Why the fuck do I remember posting that?

>>32369071
Don't worry, I have utmost faith in your writing and my reserves of patience.

But god help you if both should fail.

>>32369069
If I were an earthie, I'd want to get with either a very strong pegasus or a unicorn. Because, let's face it, wings are sexy and magic is amazing.

>>32368947

Earthies represent!

>>32369119
you need to go back to your >rape roots

>>32369129
Why do so many ponies have an hourglass cutie mark?

>>32369085

just use enchanted items

>>32369032
I'd be too fat to fly efficiently.

>>32368947
Earthies are the biggest. I don't really have a choice in this.

>>32369142
But things are so much more pleasant when I hold back!

>>32369093
fuck you are slow
I posted that in previous thtread

>>32369103
fuck you pegasus 4 lyf

>>32369112
YOU'RE RIGHT

THEY WOULD SELL FOR THOUSANDS OF BITS INSTEAD

>>32369143
because studio B is lazy

>>32369143
There's no time to explain. Get in the TARDIS.

>>32369129
You have no right to talk, Doctor Whoof!

>>32369158
not for me

>>32367436
Requesting drawing of Spike in that getup playing the lute.

>>32369164
But then you would have to be the auctioneer instead of eBay.

>>32369069
I would pass wings and horn for a bigger cock.

>>32369093

see
>>32365807
>>32365890

>>32369185
You jsut give it to the auctioneer pony

>>32369119

Well I suppose I'll have to get a chapter out over the weekend to make sure my house remains un-burned down.

>>32369143
Maybe making clocks is a very common skill in Equestria.

>>32369164
BITS CONFIRMED FOR PESOS

YOU GET FIVE DOLLAH

>>32369158
Oh yeah, that was my other justification for bein' an earthie too. There aren't large enough frames of unicorn or pegasus to emulate me except the canterlot royal man build

>>32369167
No! I will only get in the Billy & Ted phone booth or the Back to the Future Deloria

No Tardis or Terminator naked orbs

>>32369179
Well I'm sorry, but the general population disagrees.

>>32369200
>implying I'd touch your house

>>32369200
ANSWER THE QUESTION!
>>32369041

>>32369169
I've been under some impression the Doctor probably could alter his appearance and species given his extensive knowledge of biochemistry, nano tech, and all of his insane gadgets.

That being said, EARTH DOCTOR 4 LYFE.

> wings are cool too though.

>>32369103
Unicorn here. All I can do is make copies of things.

Why is Rainbow Dash so mean to the turtle?

>>32369210
No, they're only good at taking up time/slowly dieing

>>32369219

I agree with you about no reTardis, but no terminator naked orbs?! those things are pretty sweet, dude

>>32369169

Hey! I count....so the timelord thing helps a bit... that doesn't matter!

All this wanting to be an earth pony is like one of those /tg/ "humanity, fuck yeah!" threads.

Then what would a "Dwarves are best race" threads be like here?

>>32369239
She wasn't though.

>>32369239
because rainbow dash is a terrible pony

>>32369214
YEAH WELL FUCK THE EQUESTRIAN ECONOMY

>>32369239
>turtle
anyway, it's not like we're ever going to see him again.

>>32369210
You have no talent, so you get an hourglass cutie mark
>mfw the CMC all get hourglasses

>>32369258
Diamond Dogs, of course.

>>32369210
> Twilight invents the digital display, powered and composed entirely of magic
> destroys an entire market in one fell swoop
> alters the way time-reading is taught to children the world over
> cited as pony of the year, only to realize she's hastened a bizarre cultural change she's uncomfortable with
> ... especially after the beautiful clock towers start going down, and the knowledge of planetary gearing along with them.

>>32369246
When I go to the past, I'd rather my great great great great ancestor didnt see my dingle

>>32369278

I like this much, much more than the retarded dr. who stuff

>>32369258

>not wanting to be a dwarf
>not wanting a legendary beard

People do this?

>>32368947
you're not alone.

>>32369260
She kicked and shoved him around during that song...

>>32369266
Yeah...I guess that's it.

>>32369297
DWARF THREAD!

>>32369285
They're more like trolls. We don't seem to have a suitable standin for dwarves yet (if we're going with the "lolengineers" and "lolstumpyandgruff" standard caste).

>>32369293

Yeah but people from the past were like, basically midgets due to malnutrition and stuff

your 5'10 and 5.5 inch dick would seem gigantic

I wish to be the little pone

>>32369297
Such savages, I know.

>>32369342
>my 5.5 inch dick

...Yeah, about that...

>>32369331
...What? Trolls stump around forests and hit things. Dwarves dig fast, are obsessed with gems, and have shitloads of hair and bad breath.

Diamond Dogs = Dwarves.

>>32369342
Are you psychic or something

>>32369343
LITTLER

COME ON EVERYPONI SMILE SMILE SMILE!

>>32369143
One never procrastinates.
One can always tell what time it is without looking at a clock or sundial, even at night.
One is good at scheduling his employer's appointments.
One is a fast runner.
One is a glass blower apprenticed to her mother, and realized her special skill while making an hourglass.
One always wakes up on time.

Each identical mark can symbolize a hundred or more explanations.

i wonder what the rate of inflation in equestria is

>>32369285
Probably. Next time I play Minecraft, I'm going to look for a Diamond Dog skin. There's got to be one.

>>32369358
Longer?

>>32369343
>he's not a pone

>>32369358
Girth counts more than length, so sayeth the Lord

>>32369373

dohoho!

yeah right.

>>32369359
No, sometime trolls live underground. Depends on the setting

>>32369320
She didn't though. She used his shell as a platform as a visual gag and that's about it,
but then all you're doing is using it as an excuse to post "hurr worst pony" crap anyway so whatever.

>>32369190
It's not what you've got, it's what you do with it. And with those wings, you can put a lot more force into each thrust - she ain't walking tomorrow, so she'd better hope she can fly

>>32369367
I'm starting to think Pinkie is incapable of traveling without hopping. Like a kangaroo

>>32369367
Tell me smile, tell me why Pinkie is cutest pone

>>32369232
>gadgets
>nano tech
dude all he has is knowledge, a screwdriver, and a box

part of the fun is seeing what he can do with just that

>>32369278
so the hourglass is like a TIME'S UP, BITCH mark?

>>32369325

DF has managed to suck me back in recently, I'm thankful I checked on the threads today when I did to see the wired preview of the episode.

Also, I haven't tried my little fortress yet. Should try dicking around in that.

>>32369367

>>32369367

>>32369385
And tongue/fingers count more than dick.

>>32369426

>>32369070
http://arch.413chan.net/co30381503.html#30384278

>>32369367
>Pinkie Pie pisses off a lot of people who payed good money to go to the Gala.jpg

>>32369426

Oh you silly filly, Pinkie has mastered all forms of Travel.

Her favorite is by Party Cannon!

>>32369383
I would hug a fluffy sexually

>>32369456
Pretty sure that's where I got it. No idea why it's green...

>>32369320
>She kicked and shoved him around during that song
>The only contact Dash makes with Tank during the song is jumping off his shell near the end of the song

What makes you want to fuck ponies the most

>>32369342
> 5.5-inch dick
... You really think that'd come up in conversation much? You'd just whip out your dick to show people in the past just how we've come?

I shudder to think how you'd greet our new Equstrian overlords.

>>32369462
>Gif animated
>Filename.JPG

wat

>>32369440
oh lordy, I cant wait until the next big update with werecapybaras and necromancers

>>32369426
When she has psychotic breaks she's just run normally.

It's...actually a little unsettling to see her do it, though.

>>32369462
Yea but no one likes stuffy rich people

>>32369438
I am pretty sure you're thinking of McGuyver

>>32369440

Been playing recently myself. Goblins made the mayor go on a murderous rampage when seemed to keep getting passed down to the next mayor and so on and so on.

I'd like to try the pony version myself.

>>32368947

I thought everyone here wanted to be a Diamond Dog. No one would make fun of you for poor Hygiene since it is expect of your species. Waifufags could keep the ponies they like as sex slaves. Have piles upon piles of Diamonds. Ride Pegasi into holy battle. Become a king and bring your species to a enlightenment and then take over the world.

What's not to like?

>>32369481
...If you don't mind my asking, when did you get it?

And green means it's from the no-ip archive, not the General archive.

>>32369438
He can go anywhere, be anything, and I'm stressing his KNOWLEDGE is prodigious. He can probably alter himself but chooses to remain all Time Lord.

>>32369528
I think when someone linked me to the no-ip archive and I was looking around in your posts. Because I am a sane and normal human being.

>>32369491

To be honest, it sounds like a pain in the ass with the vampires being added.

If one gets in, and your dwarves kick its ass, you better hope the blood doesn't get near any of your water supplies. If your dorfs drink vampire blood accidentally, your entire fort is fucked.

>>32369511
I for one do not want to send little ponies in a world where a giant's farts can make their eyes rot out instantly

>>32369514
I'm not cute, or round, I won't be able to fly or do magic, my pony waifu will never love me, why on earth would I want to be a diamond dog?

>>32369552
>implying everybody doesn't do that

I mean seriously, sometimes it's fun to just pick a tripfag post at random, hop into the archive, and see what else they've done.

>>32369556
>Not sealing all entrances from invading migrants, goblins and giants as soon as you get 50 dwarves

>>32369514
Being dumb. The diamond dogs were not exactly brilliant.

>>32369486
their hooves in my hands and the sounds they would make

>>32369490
deal.

>>32369495
They're there to be with like-minded people.

>>32369556
>not wanting to have a fort of vampire dorfs

>>32369578
I think I was looking for a post that you said that would make me write down a note that said I like you and I've yet to find it. It concerns me.

>>32369590
That just means you can harass them more efficiently

Posting one more color before I leave for Gears.

Fluttershy in the sky
I can go twice as high
It's in a book, take a look
Sonic rainboom!

>>32369556

It seems like every update includes more crap to fuck up your fortress, and more complicated mechanics. I still have issues with the revamped military.

>>32369432
No need to explain it...

>>32369581

>sealing to keep migrants out

If you're just going to do that, why not just edit the number of dorfs allowed in your fort in the file?

>>32369489

>>32367838
I'll treasure it always

>>32369624
Because that doesn't keep the kobolds out and dogs need replacing

>>32369232
That image is great! It's been sometime since the threads where going crazy over the preening thing.

>shipping before a live audience

>>32369578
It sure is.

>>32369426

Fun shit from /v/; they're even more invested in SOPA than we are.

>>32369603
Do you remember when it was? The no-ip archive is a bit wonky sometimes.

>>32369655
Wait spike was there the whole time?

Wow, didn't notice him the first time around

>>32369674
Actually that picture was made in the previous /co/ SOPA thread.

>>32369655
>Notice how the unicorns and pegasus are getting along now

>The unicorns have learned nothing

>>32369655
DUN DUN

>>32369633
she's smiling at the prospect of your opposable thumbs and ten fingers

>>32369674
And another.

>>32369689
Haha, I guess I'm not surprised.

>>32369674
Ten days ago, I guess. At least that's when I saved that.

>>32369694
filthy dumb unicorn scum

>>32369674
SOPA IS GONNA PASS. SPENDING AS MUCH TIME ON 4CHAN BEFOREHAND

>>32369729
I mean the post you were looking for.

>>32369674
clerkchan is mai waifu

>>32369655
>All those Lyras.

>>32369623

>>32369757
I have stolen Pinkie's smile. To get it back you must answer my riddles three

>>32369754
And only two Bonbons.
This might not end well...

>>32369655
Does that look like a musical number to anybody else?

>>32369655
ALL DEM LYRAS

This is now a Lyra thread.

>>32369578
Huh...
>Enter trip, plus adress for archive into google pot
>Take sips of the resulting soup
>repress the urge to invent time travel just to kick myslef...

I'm a bit of a spaz, it seems...

>>32369655
>mfw that's the ending of ONE of the songs we'll hear in this episode

>>32369785

start this bitch up then, Pinkie's smile shall be mine.