→ STOP SOPA BEFORE IT DESTROYS THE WEB ←

>rape

>>32354049
best image

>rape general

>rape

>rape

>rape

>rape

>rape

Sop posting that monstrosity

>rape­

>>32354085
>rape

>rape

>>32354090
>>32354087
>>32354077
>>32354076
>>32354068
>>32354067
>>32354064
>>32354062
>>32354058
MLP General, folks.

DID SOMEBODY SAY >RAPE?

>r­ape­

NOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

NooOoOOooOooOOOooooOooOOoooOOOOOOOOOoooooOooooOOooOooo

>This thread

Is it that time again?

>>32354100
>implying Dash could ever rape anyone
She's far too sexy for that

>rape
>you

cool. now make the other ponies.

WE'VE GOT TO STOP SOPA /CO/!
OR AT LEAST THAT'S WHAT I'M BEING TOLD
BUT HOW?

>>32354118
perhaps you should change the filename.

>>32354126
I've seen some bad sopa operas, but they don't need to be stopped.

>>32354126
first sopa

then
MARTIAL LAW

>>32354126
Simple
rape

>>32354126
I'm going to write a letter to my congressman...

...with a $100 bill enclosed, because god knows that's the only way to get them to do shit.

>>32354143
I SUPPOSE THIS COULD WORK

WHERE DAT MARKER AT?

>>32354126
It's simple, we kill the sopa

>>32354153
DD said he's not going to mark this thread.

>>32354153
rapey is holding it hostage in protest of all the >rape
ironically

>>32354160
too busy raping?

http://www.livestream.com/shoutingisfun
he's back

>implying rape is real

sur is feminazi womyn in this thread.

>>32354166
He's probably raping the marker, and only needed an excuse.

>>32354126
Sons of the Patriots Act?

>>32354162
>>32354153
To be fair, this isn't at all a pony thread. Yet.

Cheerilee thread? Yes, I think so.

Why is everyone up in arms about SOPA

But nobody cares that Obama wont veto that one law that makes the entire world a "war zone", even America. And grants the military the right to detain any American citizen indefinitely.

I'm out

>>32354166
No, it's because this thread started of shit and unless something actually productive happens in this thread the chances of it going in the archive are slim to none

>>32354184
if only leth was awake 24/7...

>>32354183
Because internet denizens only care about things that affect their ability to download free shit

>>32354049
DO NOT EVER POST THAT PIC AGAIN!

>>32354181
Cheerilee you say?

PINKIE THREAD?

Did someone say >rape ?

>>32354192
DID SOMEBODY SAY FREE SHIT?
ACTUALLY
NO

>>32354198
So.... marked then?

>>32354183
because if you actually read the bill (I know, right, actually READING what you mad about?) you'd know it does no such thing, and doesn't actually grant any additional powers over the existing ability to detain convicted terrorists.

>>32354126
the one and only way to stop them

So are there any TF2 hats aside from the umbrella hat that have a strong MLP parallel?

I might want to get another unusual.

>>32354200
Yep

>>32354210
Haha yes...DD lost the marker I see

>>32354206
nobody said >rape a lot of people said >rape though

>>32354220
Didn't lose shit, one of the other markers posted it anon.

>>32354213
yeah but you know how entertainment companies are

>>32354217
wait what really?

>>32354213
Nice try, Obama.

>>32354224
well you did lose it then
now get off your high horse and >rape me

COME ON EVERYPONI SMILE SMILE SMILE!

I believe blushdash came up last thread?

>>32354238
I really liked the smile of Rarity on this picture, it's from the next episode.

>>32354238
>dem teets

>>32354049

The more I see this pic, the more used to it I get...

>>32354218
Fighting the good fight, struggling against the slide into shit

>>32354243
she's so fucking cute

>>32354238
I AINT AFRAID OF NO GOATS

>>32354238
goat towers?

>>32354243
BLUSHDASH IS ALWAYS RELEVANT!

Even though >rape is a thrilling topic and all, no.

Topic: What would happen if Hasbro suddenly said:

"Hmm, people is taking our MLP: FiM episodes and remixing and re-uploading them. This is costing us a profit, we need to take them all down"

and NOT ONLY proceeded to take down every video even remotely MLP based, but along with every fanfiction on FF.net, EqD, GDocs, dA, every fan made song and every piece of fan art down to the doodle and sketch on every major site hosting those materials. Your reaction?

>>32354248
And I just found it and it's currently my favorite non-porkcow pic. Sorry if it's ad nauseum.

>>32354269
I would wake up from my dream, because they'd never do something as stupid as that.

>>32354269
row row fight the power.
I would post what I have up again

>>32354262
what in the entire nation is wrong with you goat tower fags?

>>32354269
Complete shock, because apparently Hasbro is omnipotent.

>>32354049
Interesting pony fact: If you could travel to Equestria and see a pony with your own eyes, it would probably look like this.

How does this make you feel.

>>32354269
pretty sure fanart and fanfiction are perfectly legal

>>32354269
MY HARD DRIVE WILL BE LIKE THE TREASURE OF MONTE CRISTO

>>32354269
Hasbro has no power against Original Content like remixes, fanart or fanfiction...

>>32354269
I wouldn't care, since I only watch it when it airs, then maybe download it from youtube as soon as it's uploaded. I'd probably be pissed at these threads being a constant shitstorm, though.

>>32354269
They make their money with toys, not with the actual show
Why would they make such a stupid marketing decision?

>>32354300
>sopa

Guys. I want to ask Applejack out.

What should I say to her?

>>32354269

everything will be back up within the hour.

>>32354318
WANNA APPLE?

>>32354318
"Apples?"

>>32354300
>>32354296
>>32354293
>>32354291
>>32354282
>>32354271
And if they do have the power to lodge complaints if this bill passes and able to shut down all the sites?

And what about the possibility of jail time if a person repeats violations?

>>32354269
WE WILL HAVE TO USE THE SKYNET!

>>32354310
It's just an extreme "what if machine" scenario.

>>32354318
Let's go buck apples!

>>32354318
>rape

>>32354318
She's not complex, anonymous, just be honest with her. She doesn't play games.

>>32354318
Don't just walk up to her and ask her out.
Walk up and ask for a job first, then get to know her as you work together on the farm until you know her well enough to just ask "Would you like to go on a date with me".

>>32354329
i'll be glad i'm not american?

>>32354345
Oh yes

>>32354300
urban legend. they have the right to sue. they just don't because a single person will cost more to sue than what they could benefit from it.
websites, however, are another matter. if theyr really wanted, they could probalby squeeze a good hundredK$ per site they don't like.
especially those with paying content

>>32354269
That's not how they make their money, they don't care because it's technically free advertising.

>>32354341
> That feel when a girl teases you and isn't actually interested.

Why can't women be more like Applejack and less like Rarity?

>>32354329
Proxies, a virtual shitload of proxies and dynamic IP address

>>32354329
>possibility of jail time
lolnope, you will be labelled a terrorist and held indefinitely by the military.

Obama is truly best president

>>32354366
WHAT IF THEY JAIL EVERYONE???
HUHUHUH

>>32354368
>Forever raped because Obongo

the only politician that isn't complete bullshit crazy is RP, and that's close.

>>32354269

Then the party's over, but it was fun while it lasted.

The only thing I hate worse than sweeping changes to my government I have no control over as a citizen is the suggestion I should waste my energy being upset about it

>>32354365
because life is unfair, anonymous
and there are no Twilight Sparkles. Those that there are would not be adorable and awkward, they would have serious social problems leading to an inability to form relationships

>>32354379
Paul is crazy, but he's *our* crazy.

>>32354373
Then we fuck up the other inmates and form gangs around the different /co/ generals.

>this thread

Everyone get in vocaroo and record a cover of a pony song
I don't care if you can't sing
I don't care if you don't have an instrument
Just do it

http://vocaroo.com/

For chords and/or lyrics go to
http://www.everyponysings.com/

Here's mine
http://vocaroo.com/?media=vTn7dbojNc8Yp7Ssx
I have a terrible cold so it sounds even worse than it should

>>32354388
Also I would be willing to work with them through their problems hoping to heal them one day.

>>32354401
oh boy
it would be full of prison >rape

>>32354401
Every day we would put the prison in lockdown by starting huge brawls over best pony.

>>32354397
I've heard he'll reduce money given to Science, but if that means NOT being a terrorist, I'm okay with that.

>>32354414
but even after many months, she'd never be small, cute, purple, and magic.

>>32354420
>I've heard he'll reduce money given to Science
Fuck him

>>32354407
YOU HAVE A SEXY VOICE DUDE
AND I MEAN THAT NON-SEXUALLY

>>32354425
And your point is? If I was willing to work with her through those kinds of problems you think I give a damn about her being small, purple, or magic?

>>32354407
>

I liked it anyway, I'll do it too if I were home and had a mic

>>32354444
my point is it'd never be the same. Maybe we can get close, but never more.

>>32354365

>Why do you have to be so GOOD, and make me look so BAAAAAD?

>>32354407
http://vocaroo.com/?media=vg5IQqxOKAIuoDSqf

>>32354457
>rape

>>32354379
am I honestly the only one who thinks the republicans in congress cockblocking everything are the ones causing the problem and not obama?

I mean seriously what the shit is wrong with free healthcare

england has it and I love the fuck out of it. Got into an accident and need some surgery? Here? Completely free. In the US? You're fucked if you don't have good insurance

>>32354461
shh baby shh

>>32354452
Because Applejack isn't a cheating whore.

>>32354407
i've heard worse

>>32354466
Jesus you have no idea what's going on.

>>32354407
I would if everybody wasn't asleep right now

i still have your stuff saved from that thread on /mu/ where you sung people's posts, they're going on my ipod

>mlp general: rape and politics

>>32354481
Explain

>>32354481
I don't follow news much

>>32354489
WHY CANT I LEAVEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE?!

>>32354489
AND NOW FEAT. DRAWING

>>32354494

Pinkie, you've got to grow some balls
Learn to rape your peers
You'll see, that they won't fight you; their protests quickly disappear

>>32354506
We need a marker added behind Twilight.

>>32354441
GOOD TO HEAR
NOW SING ME THE SONG OF YOUR PEOPLE

>>32354457
http://vocaroo.com/?media=vdignDYgpeUMOPR6r
HUEHUAEUHEAUH

>>32354482
Haha oh wow
>HWAT IS DUBSTEP

>>32354510
For the fuck of it
http://vocaroo.com/?media=vlj1ShSO3A2fCYlsX

>>32354491
The Republicockblock drama is just a distraction. They're both working you the fuck over. This indefinite detention bill passed the senate 93-7.

Obama never gave a shit about single payer. The bill he signed was basically a handout to the insurance industry. He's not a liberal savior; he's Bush 2.0.

Neither of the two parties is the problem; it's the two party system that's the problem.

>>32354451
First off
>Thinking you can deny Quads
Second, you're right it wouldn't. It would be better.
>>32354407
My voice would only ear rape people.

>>32354524
>There will never be a Libertarian president

>>32354523
>http://vocaroo.com/?media=vdignDYgpeUMOPR6r
>http://vocaroo.com/?media=vlj1ShSO3A2fCYlsX

I laughed harder than I should have

>>32354475

How is Rarity a cheating whore? Who has she been in a committee relationship with, and who did she cheat on them with?

>>32354531
>My voice would only ear rape people.
Do it

Seriously if you have a access to a microphone there's no real excuse to not do it

>>32354523
You don't even give a shit if people hear you

>>32354523
>For the fuck of it
>http://vocaroo.com/?media=vlj1ShSO3A2fCYlsX

your parents must be proud of you

> rape

we need a proper Pinkie thread

>>32354531
>better
but Twilight is perfect

>>32354551
You mean besides that fact that my singing voice is atrocious?

>>32354570
I LAUGHED BUT I'M NOT SURE IF I UNDERSTAND WHY

>>32354524
so basically it's congress' fault, not the president's

also
>implying a 20+ party system á la Italy would be any better

>>32354550
>committee relationship
Like... one where she asks all her friends what she should do for every little decision?

http://dl.dropbox.com/u/28501521/My%20voice%20is%20like%20a%20thousand%20shards%20of%20broken%20glas
s.mp3

I sound like a retard, I know.

>>32354591
You could totally sing for a living

>>32354586
http://www.politico.com/blogs/under-the-radar/2011/12/obama-pulls-veto-threat-on-defense-bill-107514
.html

I did a thing. I sing this all the time when I stream vidya, so it should sound better, but I'm nervous because I really want /co/ to like me.

http://vocaroo.com/?media=vaaRbdjagYwxvB35w

>>32354586
The president signs bills. He's still signing the indefinite detention bill. Obama isn't the source of the problem, but he is part of it, and if you still don't believe that by now you're hopelessly naive.

>>32354570

>>32354524
Cool. I don't live in USA so I don't know what the fuck is going on but I know the two party system is the shittiest democratic political system, if it's not black it's white, there are no gray.

>>32354586
This, too. There must be some kind of control in the congress when elections. In my country there are always like 20 or 30 parties when it's time to vote, but only 6 or 7 enter the congress

>>32354608
>>32354591
>Not even close to as awkward as I thought people in these threads would be

>>32354575
What the fuck ever
Mine is terrible too
Maybe not AS terrible but it's not a competition or anything

Oh another reason to not do it is that people will make fun of you since this is 4chan I guess
But other than that there's no reason

>>32354591
Well done on picking the hardest fucking song god damn
Also it sounds pretty good, don't be too hard on yourself. You're missing quite a few notes but if you practiced you'd have a great singing voice I'm sure

>>32354608
fuckyeah ggghgdgshgdsh

I think I'll try Winter Wrap Up or something

>>32354627
>not having faith in your fellow ponyfag

>>32354633
<object width="148" height="44"><param name="movie" value="http://vocaroo.com/player.swf?playMediaID=vYSq6AJjS6fsWv3DR&server=m1.vocaroo.com&am
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enjoy the ear rape.

>>32354633
I want to sing
but I live with people
and I don't want them to hear me singing songs about ponies

or singing at all

>>32354602
http://dl.dropbox.com/u/28501521/you%20funny.mp3

>reason why I use DB
http://vocaroo.com/?media=vo61QYBOR4HhkZaSQ

>>32354627
>>32354633
Thanks, but I've had this thing for 18 years now, and not getting better with age.

2 days till new pony fellow stalkers

Speaking of rape.
Is anyone else getting a little sick of JJ? To be honest, I started reading Ask Molestia thinking it was for fun, and a joke. But the more it goes on, the less it seems to be about humour. By now, it's just JJ's OC pony having sex with the ponies he finds sexy. It's goddamn pathetic.

I admire him for his output rate, but seriously, he's encouraging the worst type of fans - the ones who genuinely fap to the ponies. Fuck off, JJ.

>>32354466

Because it isn't free. You pay for it in the form of taxes. Where else are they going to get the money for all those government programs from?

>>32354643
wierd
http://vocaroo.com/?media=vYSq6AJjS6fsWv3DR

This is part of why Americans are so ignorant of their government. They figure out how little control they really have over it and straight up check out.

This was the year I "got" jokes that villify politicians with no regard to the separate parties

>>32354661
>enchanchrets

>>32354658
I guess I agree with you there

>>32354658
>implying people are the worst fans just because they fap to ponies

At least I watch the show, and appreciate the character designs.

>>32354647
Same here. I can't even practice singing for my band at home. And I have shitload of songs to practice/record. Feels bad man.

>>32354674
yeah yeah I know, I was attempting to sing it fast like she did. I didn't give enough of a damn to redo it.

>>32354695
forever never sinatra

>>32354661
enchanchrets

That fucking clipping at the end holy shit I am dying


>>32354648
Just sayan that if you took singing lessons you'd have a nice singing voice.
Like aesthetically
Mine is whiny as fuck for example
Yours is soothing even

>>32354703
Here's me this morning:

>want to participate in singing
>sister in other room
Go to work already, woman!

>>32354718
I warned you.

>>32354669
Yeah, we really desperately need the common people to rise up, express their views on government, and express their dissatisfaction. Like some kind of revolution. But that's too violent, so maybe just like, a movement of some kind...something big enough to attract media attention

>>32354735
>OWS

>>32354587

lolno, I meant "committed relationship." fuck autocorrect

I too like my sun god.

>>32354718
I guess.

Since I don't have class for another few hours, and waiting on a package for my dad so no one steals it, willing to say anything anyone wants. Might as well whore my voice out for entertainment.

>>32354049

/co/, politics have been making me feel like shit lately. I feel better being able to discuss it here, even though it's the very thing pissing me off.

>>32354757
Just vote Ron Paul

>>32354757
I think government would work better if we just put Celestia in charge

it'd make for better pin-up calendars, anyway

>>32354660
You don't think "life, liberty and the pursuit of happiness" would be facilitated by a tax to ensure healthcare for all?

>>32354730
I enjoyed it

>>32354751
Do the whole babby speech but replace "babby" with "pony"

>>32354777
Baby speech?

>>32354757
Its alright anon, it makes me feel like shit sometimes too.
Too bad theres literally nothing we can do about it

>>32354788
google 'how is babby formed'

>>32354735
Hey, I have an idea! Let's find a way to make sure the one person who the majority of citizens of America (who aren't dirty criminals or under 18) want to govern us gets the power to do so.

I'll call it an erection. (It's a work in progress.)

>>32354811
JUST AN AVERAGE DAY

>>32354793
>not joining your local party
>not moving up through the state and national parties
>not becoming the chairman of the party

Yep. Nothing at all.

>>32354740
This. Fuck partisan politics. Get onto the streets.

The problem is that the System has a lot of patience for attempted uprisings. They wait out the dissent.

Helps that anyone with rent to pay or kids to feed, just anywhere to else be at all, really, can't really register their disapproval of the System by camping in a public park

Occupiers have been very honest shout their lack of anything better to do

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-4qhoyGEH2w

I DON´T WANT TO LIVE IN THIS WORLD ANYMORE!!

>>32354775
The government's role is not to provide life and happiness; it's to keep the right to those things secure.

SUDDENLY /POL/ EVERYWHERE!

>>32354853
No, then the thread would be filled with NIGGERS

>>32354862
ALRIGHT THEN
SUDDENLY /PO/!

>>32354788
>not knowing about babby
http://vocaroo.com/?media=vVp5tHdRq1l9ORLKo
Did this from memory, I don't even think it's correct

>>32354506
Someone needs to take this gif and add "WELCOME TO THE HOTEL CALIFORNIA"

>>32354849
Libertarian registered Republican here.
I'd like to see a way to provide universal access to healthcare that isn't unsustainable economically, doesn't require rationing eventually, doesn't give the government control over our bodies, and doesn't come with a price tag that Taco Bell employees can't pay. Something like what we have with auto insurance. "$50/month for a basic policy? Sure, we can do that."

>>32354849
THIS FUCKING THIS
HOW HARD IS IT FOR YOU GODDAMNED MORONS TO UNDERSTAND.

>>32354887
http://dl.dropbox.com/u/28501521/hello.mp3

>>32354895
BUT THEM EVEIL GUVMENT IS TAKIN MY MONEY AND GOD AWAY

>>32354740
Which has gotten a very tidy media blackout. The only news released on it has been 'oh hey look, violent riots!'

Youtube and forums only go so far when most of the common internet goers either spend two minutes checking e-mail or o nothing but play farmville.

>>32354892
...I know the song but I don't get it

>>32354915
"You can check out any time you like, but you can never leave"

>>32354905
oh my gbuwadafsuhaui that fucking stuttery style

>>32354407
Oh god why did I even do this
/?media=vwrDyoGR6qFPMm8TN

>>32354911
well we can't >rape away our problems like you keep suggesting

>>32354911
It's worse than that, really, there's been plenty of reporting on it, but they never talk to anybody, they never actually say WHY they're doing it. It's being portrayed as being purposeless, which is, really, far more damaging than a full blackout would be.

>>32354908
Then do it privately with opt-in, plus state funds for only the poor and the perpetually sick.

>>32354939
Oops
http://vocaroo.com/?media=vwrDyoGR6qFPMm8TN

>Politics.
No.

>>32354407
But what's when I have a lisp?

>>32354939
holy shit is that a real double bass?

>>32354965
if Modest Mouse and Nana Grizol did it then so can you

>>32354966
It's a detuned 7-string acoustic. So basically yes.

>>32354936
http://dl.dropbox.com/u/28501521/helloe2.mp3

I decided to give life to a thread post I found funny once

http://vocaroo.com/?media=vKROdsWIfPcJUDj30

>>32355001
...And to think for a few days I stopped hating you because you took 'brony' out of your name.

>>32354777
this is your own damn fault.
http://vocaroo.com/?media=vO4Rtnn9NXXYYB87h

>>32355020

>>32355027
You sound sad.

:(

Fucking MLPG. I'm not even listening to these because I have no speakers on this computer, and I need sleep, but I still can't leave.

>>32355001
>>32355020
BUT I LIKED IT!

>>32355027
never post that shit again

>cant sing because dont want people to hear
>nobody cares
>cry to self

>>32355072
I can't tell if that's hatred for my horrid singing or the cmc.

>>32355027
I laughed through the whole thing. Good show

>>32354754
>laughingmares.jpg

DON'T CROSS THE STREAMS

>>32354984
Fretless?

>>32354990
I think I'm in love

>>32355027
The clipping from your breathing is murdering me
I don't know why I find it so funny
Fitting choice of song, no offense
+1

>>32355075
just fucking do it jesus fuck
Don't be so insecure

>>32355001
God yes

>>32355072

I've got a hot pink flamingo just dying to meet you, /co/

>>32355104
but they'll hear

>>32355106
DO NOT EVER POST THAT PIC AGAIN!

>>32355116
WHAT TO DO WHAT TO DO

>>32355027
You are an inspiration sir

>>32355075
So what?
My mic doesn't work. But what is your excuse?

>>32355131
A prize! That's it! There's really just one way

>>32355104
is the mike to close to my face?

>>32355120
Just do it. If I can whore my voice out you can to. You only live once, plus what can they do, disown you?

>>32355155
yes

CAN'T SETTLE FOR LESS 'CAUSE I'M THE BEST

>>32355150
A CONTEST OF SPEED
AGILITY AND GUTS

>>32355137
>Shitty voice and clipping
>Inspiration.
You got some low ass standards

4chan could be shut down in the next 24 hours.

What should we do if this happens?

>mfw I just realized I sound like a 15-year old faggot when I sing
FUCK MY LIFE.

>>32355178
I'd flip my shit.

>>32355170
You're depressing me. Take the compliment gosh darn

>>32355178

see you on the otherside bronies

>>32355179
>mfw i find out i sound 14
>mfw i used to be that kid with the deep voice

>>32355120
I can hardly pronounce english words OR sing and I still do it

Just grab that mic
Stroke it a bit
and sing

Plus you're anonymous come on

>>32355152
No it's perfect

>>32355179
Post iiiiit

>>32355178
I'd care way more than I should
Way, way more

>>32355189
I do not take undeserved compliments.

>>32355178
I would raise an eyebrow
Then continue with my non-internet life. Nothing of value lost.

>>32355169
That will put each pet to the teeeeeeeeest!

>>32355200
What about wikipedia, or youtube?

>>32355202
why the long face?

>>32355178
>and nothing of value was lost or gained

>>32355195
no the clipping is a problem I need to address, what is making it do that?

>>32355202
Don't forget style, that should be considered!

>>32355178
>tumblr

>>32355219
Then we'll know for sure who's best of the litter

>>32355209
Nothing
of
value
lost

>>32355235
THE ONE WHO'S AWESOME AND COOL...

>>32355223
Tumblr will also be shut down

>>32355235
you're always the best, Dash

>>32355218
Right click the record button on the site, go to flash settings, then lower the volume on the mic

Also unboost your microphone in windows too

>>32355241
It's 11 o'clock pm on December 31st, 1983.

>>32355216

Scootaloo is sexiest pone

>>32355219
>Don't forget style, that should be considered!
My. Favourite. Fucking. Bit.
Somebody sing it!
Also,
>How 'bout a ladybug or a cute cricket?
Fucking HNNNNNNNNGGGGGGGGG
This show, man. This show.

>>32355245
COCKS

>that feel when 4chan, youtube, wikipedia, warez sites etc getting shut down would honestly affect your life for the better
I'm torn here

Is there a looped version of Spike slapping Twilight when being examined by Zecora yet? Like, so it does "the wave" infinetly?

>>32355245
Are you shutting down the whole internet? Is this about that SOPA bill? I still haven't read the full text, someone run over it for me.

>>32355256
that isn't rainbow dash

>>32355266

fine then

>>32355265
http://keepthewebopen.com/sopa

Live Coverage of SOPA.
It begins gentlemen.

>>32355261
Thank god I'm here

>>32355276
oh boy

>>32355279
>SLOWTHEFUCKDOWNYOUCUNT

I thought that picture of the Celestia toy being pink instead of white was a shoop until I saw one today. Oh god.

Glad to see my little sis has the exact same ideas about the toys as I do.

>>32355279
HOW IS SHE TALKING SO FAST

>>32355284

You like seeing Rainbow tied up and ready for punishment, don't you?

>mfw I just can't sing pone songs
I'm perfectly fine with singing other songs, but I just can't sing pony songs.
Fuck me.

>>32355309
then sing other songs

>>32355315
BUT THIS IS A PONY THREAD

>10 years

>>32355301
I wouldn't say I was adverse to seeing her helpless and willing in front of me, no

>>32355293
>>32355297
You guys never been to a court? Clerks talk faster than they type and most type at 150 WPM. These guys are pretty much functionally identical.

>>32355279
words words words

Fast words words words

>>32355317

>>32355301
No, But I'd really like consensual intercourse with her. Or rather Fluttershy.

>>32355027
We're faggin' up CMC now?
http://vocaroo.com/?media=v3N99PR41bP2NPG88
Now with real bass and dry throat

>>32355323
well we haven't all been continually charged with >rape

>>32355330
If Fluttershy handed you a collar, would you put it on you or her?

>>32355320
TEN MORE YEARS

>>32355317
Sing other songs but replace random words with pony.

>>32355301

Subby Dash requires a steady supply of tummyrubs and headpats.

/co/, are you up to the challenge?

>>32355279
>G G G G BABY BABY

>>32355351
that's retarded
you're retarded
that image is retarded

>>32355351
oh good god yes
but only if she was a good girl

>>32355351
> boner engaged
Oh dear.

>>32355334
I am headbanging

>>32355334
are you drunk

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>>32354569
http://vocaroo.com/?media=vLkGbjbMGDJ6z42AV

>>32355381
you could >rape me any day anonymous

>>32355351

You know I am.

>>32355379
I'm high on ponies

flutashy

you gotta love her

or she'll make you love her

>>32355339
Fair 'nuff. Sometimes a man can't control hisself, see? Sometimes he's in need 'a release, an' can't always wait fer his girl to say "yeah". Seriously, though, not even for school? Casual.

>>32355399
fluttershy can go eat her own dick

>>32355402
SING FOR ME TERSE

>>32355351
It's way too early in the day to have funny feelings for Dash.

>>32355402
terse confirmed for approving of >rape

>>32355334
This sounds better than my shitty emotionless voice and that's saying something.

>>32355351
I'd tummyrub the hug out of her.

>>32355417
>implying you wouldn't love to wake up next to her still sleeping face, watching her little wings quiver as she dreams fast flying dreams
Not that you would, she got up hours ago to tend to the weather

>>32355417
do you ever do anything else apart from say this shit constantly?

>you can't check out dubs anymore since its a copywritten image of Christian Bale playing as Patrick Bateman in the 2000 movie American Psycho... owned by LionsGate Films

>>32355414
>implying I would ever sing for /co/
Shit, I love singing, but I don't have a proper microphone. Also, I don't know if you'd approve of my voice. I could try, though. Any particular requests? Seriously, you'll hate my voice.

>>32355422
I approve of everything!

>>32355408

>>32355343
I...uh...
Myself

>>32355445
Not him, but sing Find A Pet please.

>>32355459
SECONDING

>>32355452
A man after my own heart, anonymous

>>32355445
Do some of the CMC rock ballad, because of your wierd as fuck tastes.

>>32355279
my fuckin' heart is beating like a drum

let me keep mah pone

>>32355442
I'm liking this bill already

>>32355433
Yes.

did someone say
http://vocaroo.com/?media=vnd8v3oct2RW8L1lb

Dash = these threads
Dam = Internet
Water = censorship law

>>32355481
>rape

>>32355459
>>32355464
>>32355470
>record voice
>listen
>sounds awful
Sorry, guys, going to have to respectfully decline. Everyone I've ever met thinks I have a weird as fuck accent, and for once, I have to agree.

>>32355487
JUST DO IT

>>32355487
I ALSO SOUND AWFUL BUT I POSTED MY >rape
DO IT

>>32355481
>rape
http://vocaroo.com/?media=v6iHI7bV2kMUiTDvC

>>32355487
Just do it gog DAYMN

>>32355498
I like the sound of my bad mic
Makes it sound all
good bad.

>>32355429
Well thank you.
Have another
http://vocaroo.com/?media=vCr1DRzt3iYXkwU2J

>>32355498
it's that time of day again.
http://vocaroo.com/?media=vb5qmJgYoWdbmhlKT
No captcha I am not Tex

>>32355467
I'd be a horrible dom.

in a colouring slump today

>>32355493
>>32355494
>>32355498
Well, don't say I didn't warn you! But like I said, I have an awful voice, an awful mike, and think way too highly of my singing abilities, haha!

Find A Pet Song:
http://vocaroo.com/?media=v9Nd8mV8fzm7N0N6X

Show Stoppers Song:
http://vocaroo.com/?media=vJnAWjf9HKXvBEqCA

Both very short snippets. Both terrible. But hey, enough of you have spoken to me on Skype for me not to give a shit any more.

I'm running out of ideas

http://vocaroo.com/?media=vlWbtxBRc1k7VoT27

>>32355535
>egregious amounts of blush

So just HOW dumb does fandom presume Snails is?

>>32355544
>rape

>>32355524
Me too. Let's be honest, Fluttershy probably wouldn't be great, but she'd try.
And if you were good, she'd get the reward part just right

>>32355540
The FAP song one actually sounds good, man.

Oh baby dat fucking mic, next time I'll hold that a bit farther away. But I enjoyed the fuck ups enough that I'll post this anyways.

http://vocaroo.com/?media=vRCtiPBRyUJOpbk5d

>>32355540
I'll be in my bunk.

>>32355517
Is it really time?
http://vocaroo.com/?media=vj3F7eLUx4vw2sqL1

>>32355540
THAT WAS HOT

needs more >rape

>>32355540

More

>>32355540
Oh Terse, please sing the "Can't settle for less" part

>>32355564
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>>32355591
Haha, you're too kind! Thank you, anon. I hope to have a better microphone some day, though. At least I can mitigate that damage to your eardrums!

>>32355600
Spike can't have candy.

Candy is fun.

Slaves shouldn't have fun.

>>32355570
That was actually pretty good

>Looking at old picture folders I had from when I started browsing 4chan
>20k images
>6k images
>8k images of just homestuck
>only 3k images of pony

>>32355604
>>32355605
High or low? I can't decide. And it sounds terrible both ways, so, you know.

>>32355636
I'd say high, but it's up to you! I'll like it both ways

I would If I could think of a song that I wouldn't fuck up.

>>32355570
Holy shit the fuckups
>mfw I'll never pronounce profanities in such a glorious manner

Also your singing gets better throughout the thing
the fuck is up with that

>>32355606
Waifu material

>>32355588
i want your bass dude

>>32355651
Main theme?

>>32355561
I wish I had a better imagination right now.

>>32355651
Who the hell cares, just record the thing. I listen to everything and like it.

>>32355651

Oh come on man, I was >>32355570

So so so many fuck ups and not just the parts where I fuck up the words, my pitch was off a ton and a bunch of other things. But it was fun so I don't give a fuck.

>>32355651
You are Anonymous, remember...

>>32355679
The fuckups made the song really.

FUCK. SHIT. THAT IS SO SPECIAL TO ME

>>32355279
I just can't listen to this. So much absolute bullshit. Those oldfarts just have no clue about internet.

ITT: WE THROW THINGS INTO MAXIMUM VOCAROO CIRCLE JERK.

Ponies, you cunts, PONIES. POST THEM.

>>32355648
I swear to god, I'm twenty years old and I still have the elocution of a particularly tongue-tied five year old child. This is why I prefer text.

That bit:
http://vocaroo.com/?media=vHoEqr56G8yzqlOmA

Smile, Smile, Smile:
http://vocaroo.com/?media=vjekZGc1uvPcdCJKJ

>>32355283
>>32355283
Shut up Smile

http://vocaroo.com/?media=vJnAWjf9HKXvBEqCA
I AM A HUGE FAGGOT PLEASE RAPE MY FACE
OH GOD IT SOUND SO BAD

>>32355702
>>32354457

>>32355702

>>32355676
>>32355679
>>32355683
fine. I'll try.

>>32355702
http://vocaroo.com/?media=v8GqIayCrCzRdBAZO

>>32355753
Oooooh shit it's ON LIKE DONKEY KONG

>>32355753
> shitposting assmaster
> doesn't have a trip
> will inevitably get a free pass to shitpost

>>32355724
Also I just realized I sound like I'm a 14-year old faggot.

>>32355788
Nah you sound way older

OH GOD WHAT THE HELL IS UP WITH THESE SIDE-PROFILES?

>>32355714

>>32355793
too much dog anatomy...

>>32355799
She actually used Gold Digging Whore powers on a pre-pubescent to get what she wants.

How the blue pony Hell do people think this is the best pony?

>>32354660
>You pay for it in the form of taxes.
not if I'm a student I don't!

>>32355178
OCCUPY PONYCHAN

>>32355791
Uh, thanks.
But my singing voice is still abysmal.

>>32355733
uhmm... here
http://vocaroo.com/?media=vwCCD5xlsu3QfKzJD

>>32355825
So far we're all pretty terrible at singing