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>>32344897
Sexy Secretary / Librarian / Receptionist pony is a major counterpoint to this argument.

Background poni is best poni

>>32344933
WRONG!

>>32344940
Its Mrs Cake a bg pony? I will say she is a minor or support character.

>>32344940
>that feel when this blog will never update with art again

>>32344955
Nope, she's supportive. I was just using properreactionimage53423

This is a weird little fandom we've got ourselves, isn't it?

I prefer derpy myeslf, but hey... opinions man...

>>32344961
never and never, it'll be shut down when the artist finishes drawing answers for the questions still in the inbox.

Did you brush your teeth?

>>32344979
AUGH MY RESOLUTION

>>32344979
THATS TOO MUCH!

>>32344974
Like a family 100% consistent of black sheep.

>mfw I just realized raindrops (or whatever his name is) is a colt

Carrot Top is a pretty pone.

>>32344867
>Twidash
>Not TwiPie

Get a load of this guy.avi

derppyy

>>32344974
Yes, yes it is.
And how we (I) love it.

>>32344979
And this concludes the test of the emergency broadcast system.

>>32345010
Not really.

>>32345010
looks like a chick to me, bro

So, what do we think about this musical project? Taking the fandom too far, or a chance for something cool?

http://mylittlemusical.tumblr.com/

Personally, I'd like to see what becomes of it, given that pretty awesome thirty second sample.

Guys I need help
How do I make it that things that are interesting are happening in my life so that I can make friends by telling them how interesting my life is

Or better yet, can I just lie?

>>32345026
>not gay

>>32345017
BCS really like that ship.

>>32345010
woah

>>32345010

>>32345010
No, she's a girl.

>>32345010
Are you blind?

>>32345043
>lie
do this, as much as possible.
Become a storyteller, an epic bard, and regale them with stories supposedly from your travels.
They will love you.

>>32344897
Carrot Top has best song

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2z5eizH0u1I

>>32345071
Like what

Why Cheerilee best pone

Guys! How do I get Chistery to love me

>>32345017
>Twipie
Nah.

>>32344979

>>32345117
show her your penis

>>32345050
Did BCS make that gif?

>>32345117
Smell of alcohol and vomit.

>>32345037
well I think they've done a good job on the voices.
Is it going to be an actualy musical that is peformed? or is for internet listening/watching only?
I hate musicals generally, but MLP musical mite b kewl.

>>32345117
You are too ugly anon.

>>32345135
Yes.

>>32345117
1. Be edgy atheist
2. Let on that you'd fuck a pre-op tranny
3. Whore yourself out to tripfags

>>32345120
Yeah.

>>32345120
>Not pronouncing it Twinkie.
>2011
get your ships straight, anon.

>>32344888
Hahah. You're always pretty funny Faceless. I enjoy many of your posts.
>>32344904
In which case I hope the above linked post would happen.

>>32345071
This.

I've discovered that with enough knowledge of any given topic you can lie pretty well about everything. Lieing is an art form to be perfected and honed.

>>32345149

Guys.
GUYS.
All the Twi-ships are good.

We need more Lyra reaction images. There isn't enough.

>>32345120
>>32345017
>>32345149
not today guys

>>32345143
Based on what it says on the site, I think they're just trying to make a concept album at the moment. But who knows what could happen? Also kinda eager to hear Twilight, AJ, and Pinkie, especially considering AJ and Rarity are being performed by the same VA.

>>32345147
I'm beautiful on the inside.

Someone requested Twist jacking Scoots scooter.

>>32345099
I don't know, that for you to make up!
Do it over and over, imagine up fantastical stories that are facinating, and you will get better.
Also, remember wrting up stories isn't the same as making up tales like these.

>>32345172
You forgot your scrunchyface, Dash.

>>32345137
Only if it's scotch, and vomit is no bueno.

>>32345148
Edgy's a buzzword. Much like fun.

>>32345152
>Twinkie

Okay, this wins for best Ship name.

>>32345176
I am actually okay with any of the ships as long as they lead to cute pictures.

>>32345117
>That feel when I'm in love with Chistery too
It's not even that I'm randomly white knighting her
It's just that...
She has given me more boners with her writing than anyone else, ever

>>32345189
You are my new favorite drawfag. Wear your title proudly, son.

>>32345205
How about ApplePie?

>>32345200
Oh damn forgot the pony.

>>32345200
Too bad you're not a woman, or I'd find out where you live and wear scotch as cologne.

DORKS

>>32345181
Yes today

EVERYDAY

ALL DAY

I HAVE A CASE OF THE SAME MOUTHS.

>>32345231
Hiya, Kevin

>>32345017

>TwiPie
>Not RainbowPie

Oh anon.

>>32345176
>Delicious Twilestia

Anon is mah nigga

>>32345242
They look like beaks. Maybe you're just good at beaks?

>>32345242
I know that feel.

>>32345230
Dude you are like 12 you cant get laid.

>>32345200
>implying fun isn't a buzzword

Can we have a rape talk now? I want new material

>>32345271
You must be autistic if you can't see that she clearly stated the opposite.

>>32345242
I have a case of moutheyes

>>32345228
that is a very nice picture.

>>32345263

it's much better when Celestia isn't a nymphomaniac

>>32345269
I wish I were rocking a beard this awesome at 12.

>>32345303
Mocha Delight is a wonderful artist. It's hard to look at her work and not smile.

>>32345269
he has all those mares, I'm sure he experiments with them on a regular basis

>>32345237
>Ponies shipping each other

Isn't there a comic out there where Twilight is imaging AJ and Rarity making out during LBYS?

>>32345315
holy shit i can smell the autism from here

>>32345287
>>>/r/clopclop

Drawing idea pleze

>>32345176
I agree

But what are the best Spike ships?

>>32345301
It must be contagious.

>>32345315
> one of those beard-faggots
Of COURSE you'd be one of those.

>>32345338
Twist riding a rocket.

>>32345322
It's not experimenting if he does each of them in turn to break them in as a standard process.

>>32345344

Duh and/or HELLO?

>>32345346
>Can't grow a beard
How does it feel to not be a man?

>>32345346

Wait, having a beard makes me a faggot?

>>32345315
Please don't turn this into another camwhore thread.

>>32345338
draw a white sheet

>>32345349
Twist riding Mac's rocket.

>>32345344

>>32345344
Spikebloom, by a lot.

>>32345349
>Twist
God I hate that pony.
I JUST HATE HER SO MUCH.

>>32345330
I think there's a whole Friendship is Witchcraft on the subject. It's Yamino's 'fanon / headcanon Twilight,' so ... there's that.

>>32345366
Faggots tend to have beards, yes.

It's a thing they do you see.

>>32345287
One tme Pinkie Pie was working at Sugar Cube corner when Rainbow Dash burst through teh door.
"PINKIE PIE!"
"RAinbow Dash! What are you doing here???"
"I don't know why, btu I lust for you now!"
"But I don't swing taht way!"
"Who cares!"
Rainbow Dash vthen raped Pinkie Pie for 4 hour straight.
After she left, PinkiePie was a horrible mess with bruises, and a bloody nose. She htinks a los might be lo- Yeah, it's loose.
She keeps the rape a secret from everyone else because Rainbow Dash threatened her to silence.
[spoiler[TO BE CONTINUED.[/spoiler]
DUN
DUN
DUN!

>>32345385
how so?

>>32345364
I have to shave because my beard doesn't grow consistently on any part of my face, so I look like I have the mange if I don't shave every 2 weeks.

>>32345362
>>32345378
>>32345383

mah niggas

>>32345385
How can you hate this adorable face?

>>32345364
Pretty good.

>>32345287
What's the deal with this rape guy?
He shows up in almost every thread demanding we talk about rape.

>>32345338
Luna kicking Nightbringer's ass?

>>32345395
Faggots also tend to wear clothes.

>>32345362
>Spikebloom

>>32345265

CL has dog faces, I have bird faces.

>>32345408
posting superior and cuter ship.

>>32345344
Sparity, with an "I guess" for Spikebloom

>>32345433
Hahahahah faggot!

>>32345344

Do you really have to ask?

>>32345395
>Faggots
>beards

i get it

>>32345430
How about anus mouths

>>32345433
Wrong white pon-

>Just pretend I'm her

Daawwww

>animated weavers stuff
because im that bored

>>32345467
saw it a ten hours ago or so.

>>32345467
>>32345478
THE FACELESS SIGNAL

>>32345467

>>32345467
>Her belly isn't shaking.
No cutting corners.

>>32345478
And you probably beat off like your dick owed you rent.

>>32345467
Looks awful bro.

I guess mare vagina isn't too bad looking, maybe I'll give it a try one of these days

>>32345484
not really, it's anthro.

PHYSICALLY anthro.

>>32345498
go to bed Stu

>>32345467

Is that her fighting stance or something?

>>32345467
>>32345486
Is there a stiff wind blowing through Weaver's art?

>>32345515

This is why we did away with ATB.

>>32345486
What in the world is going on with their manes?

>>32345517
Dude, that dwarf on Fluttershys forehead is freaking the fuck out.

>>32345517

Fluttershy just got NTR'd hard

>>32345486
This one looks really weird.

>>32345504
I never knew you didn't like anthro, Faceless.

>>32345498
Have you lost control of your life?

oh thank you so much for helping me

>>32345424

Second

>>32345533
>"Dig Order Canceled: Went Insane"

>>32345541
ponies should be ponies. I'm not too fond of humanized, either.

>>32345440
Friend zoned, even in the face of nearly certain death.

That's shit, son. That's just ... fucking diamond-ice cold.

>>32345486
OH SHIT IT'S ANIMATED.

...what the fuck is going on?

Screwball is my waifu

>>32345556
yellowquiet and treekicker?

...that's kind of sweet.

>>32345523
It IS in fact, the most EROTIC wind
in the world.

>>32345531

Somethings wonderful.

>>32345569
Learn something new everyday.

Well, Flutterhaters often like to consider Fluttershy a background pony.

>>32345531
I believe they are pulsating. Why, I am not sure.

>>32345517
This guy needs to learn to animate across more than two frames.

That vibrating sweat drop is just annoying.

>>32345556
>Appleshy

>>32345534
What does NTR mean, exactly? From context does it just mean
> DENIED?

>>32345556

More Applejack Fluttershy!

>>32345556
>Flutterjack
>Fluttershy shipping

How strange.

>>32345614

It's a foreshortening of the Japanese word for "cuckold."

>>32345572
Better than break his heart before he die.

>>32345614
>Japanese acronym for Netorare, used to define a genre of Eroge (Hentai Game), meaning "Cuckold". In short, the main protagonist's loved one(s) are taken or seduced away from him and the heroine might be willing or unwilling. This is to cause an emotion of deep jealousy on the reader.

>>32345531
They have a fan on.

>>32345604
I think Fluttershy would prefer being a background pony.

Less attention you see.

>>32345569
Mah nigga.

>>32345651
Yes dude we know you fuck horses.

>>32345614
IIRC from these threads explanation: Nettorare; to be in a relationship with someone and find that person fucking someone else, and upon discovery, just keeps on going, ignoring that person completely, whereas the person who found the two fornicating just stands there like a true beta.

>>32345556

>>32345580
I need to draw her more. Or just draw more period.

Fuck I'm lazy.

>>32345641
Fucking weeaboos, how do they work?

they don't

>>32345641
>>32345666
>>32345632
... Huh. I'm not certain Fluttershy wouldn't fly into some kind of rage.

>>32345679
I know that feel...

>>32345664
>He owns horses and posts in pony threads. He must be fucking them.

>>32345609
its 7 frames at 18 fps. i could have made the drops independant but i wanted the angelfire gif sync look.
>>32345531
lol

>>32345556

Fluttershy wets the bed.

I hope Twilight Sparkle dies

>>32345702
>not fucking your own horses
I mean, where are you going to get vats of mare vaginal fluids to start up your own irish bar?

Why the fuck i cant post fucking pics? Im getting the duplicate file shit.

>>32345702
We are talking about you here.

>>32345580
I triple pony dare you to put your tongue on the frozen pole!

>>32345641
>Japanese acronym for Netorare, used to define a genre of Eroge (Hentai Game), meaning "Cuckold". In short, the main protagonist's loved one(s) are taken or seduced away from him and the heroine might be willing or unwilling. This is to cause an emotion of deep jealousy on the reader.
>Eroge (Hentai Game)
>Cuckolding
>This is to cause an emotion of deep jealousy on the reader

This is probably the most pathetic thing I've read all night, and this is a motherfucking pony thread.

>>32345735
in my arms tonight

It must have been something I said

>>32345737
It means someone posted that picture before you, and it is still active.

You did not know this?

>>32345517
Was there any reason to add text too?

>>32345698

She's not supposed to. She's either supposed to be involved in setting up the situation or she's supposed to be, as the poster above said, "too beta" to do anything about it. Depends whether she has the cuckold fetish or the viewer does.

>>32345762
No but i cant post any pic.

>>32345498

Why do I even lurk these threads...

>Downloaded ponies screensaver at one point on phone out of boredom.
>Forget about the damn thing.

>Few weeks later.
>Bro asks to borrow phone for some shit.
>"Sure thing Brosiden!"
>Few minutes later he gets a real confused look on his face.
>Realize I forgot to remove screensaver.
>Glass_shattering.jpg
>Attempt to retrieve phone, he jukes and dodges.
>Throw salmon at him.
>He catches it and feeds on it.
>He goes back into his cave for the winter.

>>32345748
YOU! YES, YOU!

THE ONES WHO FAP TO THIS CUCKOLD WEEABOO DELUXE THING.

JUST ... GO OUT THERE AND TALK WITH A WOMAN. TALK. DON'T GO TO FUCK, DON'T THINK 'SHE'S NOT DOWN TO FUCK,' DON'T THINK 'SHE DOESN'T WANT A RELATIONSHIP,' just ...

FUCKING TALK WITH A WOMAN AND TURN THIS SHIT OFF FOR LIKE 28 HOURS OR SOMETHING.

>>32345761
Why does he look so irritated?
Otherwise, it's great, especially seeing how I just finished reading My Little Dashie for the first time.

>>32345761
I really want to do this with Scootaloo

>>32345736

>>32345761
>you will never play with Scootaloo

>>32345614
well you are a furfag, that's expected

>>32345761
Oh god that's adorable.

>>32345728
fapfapfapfap

>>32345702
You just have a deep respect and admiration for the strong, yet elegant form of an equine, right? I understand you, bro.

>>32345769
That's the most depressing thing I read all day.

>>32345777
WAIT

Are you saying he was a bear? You're lucky you got away anon.

>>32345786
He is irritated because ponies are fucking annoying.
They keep annoying the poor Anon.

They wont leave him alone.

>>32345761
HNNNNNNNNNNNNNG!
The scootatongue is too cute.

>>32345777
>Everyone is bears
>Spaghetti rolls out of my pocket
>Spaghetti starts flooding the room
>Bears start eating the spaghetti

FUCKING GAMESTOP

>>32345792
i wish i was dead

>>32345802
I ride horses because I'm a man and I live in a rural as fuck part of the desert.

Everyone out here has horses.

>>32345802
Plus he enjoys the sensation of warm internal fluids bathing his own privates.

>>32345362
>>32345378
>>32345383
>>32345428
>>32345433
>>32345440
>>32345445
Not bad choices, though I've always had a soft spot for TwiSpike and AppleSpike.

>>32345811

Why?

Some people are aroused by the prospect of their partner being with somebody else. It's just another fetish.

>>32345827
Oh god, not the spaghetti histories
i need to sleep

>>32345837
>I fuck horses because I'm a man and I live in a rural as fuck part of the desert.

>>32345837
do you spank yours on the flank every once in a while to watch it wink with a neigh?

>>32345761
Again, >dat fucking chin

>>32345761

That fucking anon seems like such a bro. I want to hang out with him and drink a beer or something.

>>32345761
>"Scuttledoo, are you sure this will help you learn to fly?"
>"Yeah yeah, higher! Higher!"
>"If I didn't know any better I'd think you were taking advantage of my height."
>"Nuh uh! Faster, faster! Go around that house!"

>>32345775
Upload shit to ponydubz already, faggot.

>>32345864
No, I smack it on the ass to make it go faster.

Did you miss the part where I mentioned that mine is a white gelding?

>>32345761
That's adorable.

>>32345883
It always makes me laugh when the name is different every time.

>>32345843
>TwiSpike
always thought that ship was pretty weird. Considering she basically raised Spike. This is my preferred Twilight ship though.

>>32345883
I laugh hard.

>>32345875
I would hang out with anon non-sexually.

>>32345898
Murderer.

Just reminding you all that you're worse than the Sonic fanbase.

Haven't been to the threads in a few days. Any new speculation on the next episode?

warning: funny

>>32345898
>gelding
So you fuck him in the ass?

>>32345898
>Smacks it on the ass to make it go faster.
>Doesn't paint it red instead.
Git

>>32345926

>>32345914
I dont get it.

>>32345846
> 'too beta to do anything'
> not depressing
> it's a fetish, some people think it's hot
> total lack of agency some cucks find hot
> getting your wife pegged by a bull while you watch in horror, some people find hot

And no one can ever, ever find someone else's kinks kind of sad?

>>32345915
>>32345925

Nice timing

>>32345837
>horses
>not raising buffalo

On an unrelated note. I think I may update my shit Wednesdays/Sundays. Or fuck it, at least sometime a week.

>>32345935
I'm not allowed to paint the horses. ;_;

>>32345915
I don't know what will happen, but I'm really excited to see it. Worldbuilding and stuff is awesome.

>>32345958
>4chan is my personal blog!

Would you, /co/?

would you tug and rub Slugbox ponies spine?

>>32345956
Buffalo don't live in the high desert.

>>32345914
>Worse than the Sonic fanbase

Impossibru.

>>32345915
Few days? There were new screen shots last night

>>32345914
No, no we're not. Sonic fanbase has a guy who make a lifesize Sally doll with, possibly, a real human skeleton in it.

>>32345951
I don't really give a shit one way or the other. Too much effort for something that doesn't affect me.

>>32345956
You dont raise buffalo in the desert, you dummy

>>32345914
Kingdom hearts fandom is ... Kingdom Hearts fandom. It seeps into everything else.

I'm gonna go rage myself to sleep for having seen that, though.

>>32345979
What the fuck is that shit?

>>32345979
>dat pony artist massive circle jerk over tumblr

eugh no

>>32345775

>GeneralIvan

Sup bro.

>>32345914
>Rarity
>A battle axe

how crude and unrefined.

>>32345984
>>32345994
And that concerns me how?

>>32345979
>Can only think of "Squeeze me gently."
Fuck.

>>32345996
Same could be said about ponies really.

They seep into everything. EVERYTHING.

>>32346020
MY HIPS ARE MOVING ON THEIR OWN!

>>32346004
Slugbox is such a clingy little bitch.

>>32345951

You're equivocating. You mean to say that you find their fetish pathetic or pitiable. I don't think anybody has any reason to actually feel saddened by somebody else enjoying their personal kinks.

>>32346021
Yes. LIKE MY MIND.

>>32345883

Picturing this in my head gives me a warm fuzzy feeling.

>>32345979
>Pony with tentacle ears and a prehensile tail
>fucking neon rave colours


What the fuck is even going on here.

>>32345914
Wow... I mean I've made some shitty fan keyblade designs before but those are fucking hideous... Okay, they're not as bad as that one horrible sword with rainbow gems in it for one guy's furry character. God I don't remember who it was, but my inner /k/ommando raged at that. And that was literally the first time I ever truly raged on the Internet.
>>32345904
I understand, but there's also something cute about it in my head. Then again, I have a "younger guy with older girl/older women fetish" so I've kind of got bias.
>>32345875
>>32345908
Same.

>>32345979

and thus
the art of spinal sex was born

>>32346020
>Squeeze me

>>32346042
>Husky drawl

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xt4j4_qY87s

>canon alicorns
IT'S. THE. WORST. POSSIBLE. THING!

>>32346048
>Warm fuzzy feeling.
Well, bad news, you probably should get that checked out.
The Asbestos in the general may have given you some mild cancer.

>>32346054
>younger guy with older girl/older women fetish
so shota?

>>32346072
>Hating Luna and Celestia

Whut

>>32346071
Stop that AJ. I'm supposed to be attracted to humans not poni.

>>32346072
NOW MY OC DOUGHNUT STEEL WILL BE CANON SOON!

You're a riot a minute, Pony General. I'm out.

>>32346054
>I've made some shitty fan keyblade designs
>I've made fan keyblade designs

Err...

>>32346031
No, now you're just flat-out saying 'you aren't allowed to hold an opinion on a kink, given that scenario would seem sad or frustrating or cause extreme anger in me, a person without this kink.'

The personal kinks of others really aren't my thing to come down hard on. Being totally mystified why this comprises a whole genre of eroge and it appeals to such high-octane betafaggotry?

Yeah. I am confused. Japan confuses the fuck out of me, and so does NTR.

>>32346103

don't worry anon
it happens to all of us sometimes

>>32346014

You updated the tumblr! Fucking finally!

You're slow!!!

>>32346053

It appears to be a ponified sea slug

>>32346116

Tag me in, bro.

>>32346103
Give in.

Join the herd.

So is the season finale confirmed to be the royal wedding of the third Alicorn to that new prince guy? Sounds interesting, whatever it is, but what does that have to do with the mane six?

>>32346103
Welcome to the uncanny valley, tended by Applejack and her kin.

>>32345881
>Rainbow Dash and Fluttershy
the oldest ship and still the least art

>>32346072
NYX CONFIRMED FOR CANON

>>32346136

>>32346139

In the romantic atmosphere of a royal wedding, Twilight will finally meet her love interest.

I'd put money down on this. There's not much else to do at a wedding where none of the main characters are the focus.

>>32346130
>Image
WHAT KIND OF FUCKING RETARDED OC BULLSHIT IS THIS?!

NATURE, STOP GOING TO DEVIANT ART, FUCK!

I BET IT HAS 50 ACCESSORIES TOO!

>>32346164

ugh...

>>32346155
Finally good news

>>32346085

But it's cute.

>>32346145

>attracted to ponies
>uncanny valley

That is literally the exact opposite of the uncanny valley and it's a stupid idea to begin with.

>>32346164
Nah, it's going to be some villain trying to stop the wedding from happening. Twilight and friends will intervene, and THE VERY SPECIAL FRIENDSHIP of LOVE will prevail.

>>32346168
My Little Seaslug!
My Little Seaslug!
Aaaaaaah!

>>32346072
>>32346139
What WHAT WHAT

I haven't been here or any fan site since last Saturday, what the fuck is going on here?

>>32346164
Celestia & Luna episode.

>>32346071

>That most liked comment

KEEP IT IN THE THREAD OR IN YOUR PANTS FUCKING GODDAMMIT.

>>32346139

Yeah, "princess Candace" marries "Shining Armour", I think that was their names anyway. Apparently there are other Alicorns out there. Theory I'm going with at the moment is that the Alicorns are a super-rare race, all of them basically demi-gods with some having much more power like Celestia. We still don't know the deets though.

>>32346192
The entire alicorn mythos is getting ruined

>>32346168

DON'T TALK SHIT ABOUT SEA SLUGS YOU BUTT-FAGGOT!

>>32346186
It's a valley joke. Sweet Apple Acres --

Fuck it, this is going to turn into a Reddit-style debate over how wildly inaccurate and roughshod the 'uncanny valley' model is and how poorly it's understood by the mass media and others who now misuse it in turn, making the theory doubly rediculous.

>>32346223
I've heard it was Princess Cadence.

>>32346223
Cadence, not Candace.

>>32346192
There's an alicorn couple (a dude and his wife) besides Luna and Celestia now. It's canon.

>>32346229
If it's canon I don't think I mind.

>>32346128
Ya, sorry. Now I'm drawing on Bristol board. I like it.

>>32346223

Alright I knew there was talk of a new alicorn but what the fuck is this about a wedding.

What the honest motherfucking shit is this.

>>32346232
THEY ONLY LOOK LIKE THE RETARDED CLOWNS OF THE SEA

"OK LOOK AT ME, GLUB GLUB FUCKING COLORFUL AND SHIT BEING FUCKING USELESS ON THE BOTTOM OF THE USELESS FUCKING OCEAN!"

>>32346235

This may be of use to you:

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Theories_of_humor

>>32346192

There were some pictures of some upcoming products being made for MLP and one of them was a royal wedding play-set of an Alicorn called, I think, Princess Candace, to some pony prince (dressed like Prince William) called Shining Armour.

Then on some board somewhere one of the show's artists let slip they were drawing the characters for the season finale.

Then there was some more chatter, check EqDaily for the details, but yeah, the season finale is a royal wedding.

>>32346229
What mythos? We've been told nothing, just that Luna and Celestia rule and control the sun and moon.

>>32346273
Mite b kool

>>32346223
>deets

>>32346253

The dude isn't an Alicorn. Just the girl being married.

>>32346086
Straight Shota to be precise.
>>32346118
Eh, what can I say, I had what felt like inspiration, and I drew some crappy keyblades to help with someone's >fanfiction
I can't say I'm proud of it, but we all do things in our youth we regret.

The sheer fact we're on 4chan says we're probably doing something we'll regret later right now.

>>32346293
>Alicorn not marrying an alicorn

THAT JUST MAKES IT WORSE

CROSS-SPECIES RELATIONS ARE A NO-NO

>>32346232

So, apparently, tentacle-rape-monsters are real, and they're called sea slugs.

huh

HUH

>>32346273

I hope they don't fuck this up...

>>32346314
ponyxSeaslug OTP?

so we just posting ships?

the buzzing of the bees in the cigarette trees
the soda water fountain
the lemonade springs where the bluebird sings
in the big rock candy mountain

>>32346333
I ship my Seaslug with Starscream

>>32346333

> Nigger McNigger Gangbang Deluxe Hatesauce.

This is what I read when I see those SeaSlug posts. Quit eating the image limit up, it wasn't funny the first time.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Theories_of_humor

>>32346269
AND FUCKING POISON, THEY EAT ANENOMIES AND STEAL THEY'RE FUCKING POISON!

>>32346330
>Hope they don't fuck this up

Why does this sound so familiar?

There's something wrong with this thread.

>>32346314
Pfft. Someone's never seen "Dream of a Fisherman's Wife."

So, anyone else think Rainbow Dash looked pretty boss in that armor of the screencap teaser for the next episode?

>>32346293
So now not only are alicorns confirmed for not being living gods, they're even marrying off to commoners. Don't tell me he's a fucking earth pony.

This whole world is just going to hell

>>32346355
We thought you was a toad

>>32346311
Now now, that's not in the spirit of Hearth's Warming.

>>32346223
>>32346273

Uh oh, fellas.

We might hear the clippy-clop of little hooves somewhere along the line. Alicorn hooves!

>>32346365

that could mean anything

SOPA round 2 tomorrow... ready the guns...

Sea slugs reproduce by stabbing each other with twin-pronged penises. Whichever one gets injected first becomes the female.
>things I wish I never learned while watching Nature

>>32346402

>>32346212
>4chan is the only place allowed to be perverted

MLP rule 34 is so popular right now you have no idea.

>>32346356
what did Seaslug ever do to you?

>>32346426
So, Sea slugs mate like Vikings?

Fuck man, that's hardcore.

>>32346426

I think I heard a scare chord while reading that

>>32346414
>mfw the usenet master race won't even be affected

>>32346385
I'm looking forward to seeing Britain-inspired earthpony fashions, Greek-inspired pegasus armor, and French-inspired unicorn garb.

>>32346449

Affix the Bow of Shame.

>>32346130
>>32346232
>>32346314
pretty sure two of those are flat worms

>>32346390
>Not being living gods
>Celestia and Luna still control the Sun and Moon

All this implies is that there's a pantheon of godlike alicorns.

>>32346426
Those are flat worms, not sea slugs. Sea slugs reproduce by standard mating or broadcast spawning.

>>32346483
Or maybe they're just part of some in-show pony playset for little fillies.

>>32346405
I'm pretty sure we were panicking about the second season being shit.

>>32346483
Princess Cadence is the reason ponies can spontaneously break into choreographed sing-and-dance numbers.

>>32346395
What?

>>32346426
god I hope this isn't pony related.
I hope ponies really do reproduce by budding, not like this.

My first reaction is 'you surely robbed us of wet-mane pony. You fiend.'

But overall it's cute.

>>32346508
Everything makes sense.

>>32346516

>"standard mammalian reproduction"

Calm your tits. They just don't show horse vagina because it's a cartoon.

>>32346516
>Standard mammalian reproduction.mov

>>32346525
>not posting wallpaper-sized PNG of that file
>ISHYG...

>>32346554
>>32346555
Just remember, there are other inconvenient truths about horses ...

>>32346516
>budding

WHY WOULD YOU EVEN ASSUME THIS

THEY'RE JUST HORSES FOR FUCKSSAKE.

>>32346518

THE CLUB CAN'T EVEN

HANDLE HER RIGHT NOW

>>32346508

Then why is her cutie mark the dawn?

But in all honesty, I don't mind them extending the royal family a bit. I mean, Zeus fathered both gods and demigods, did he not? The non-alicorn descendants were just the unlucky ones that bred one too many times with the mud races

>>32346576
I never should have told you guys that horses don't have gag reflexes.

>>32346576
Didn't stop them in Applebuck season.

>>32346576
Bullshit

Ponies vomit in this show

>>32346589
Magical ponies do

>>32346554
Ponies have a banana-shaped flap just under their tails that covers everything.

>>32346576
>implying

>>32346596
>>32346599
>>32346609
Vomit mind

>>32346576

>>32346581
Anyone have a picture of these two new alicorns? I hear they are only toys as of right now, but I'd like to see what they look like.

Okay, then here's one to explain those weird new toothy faces.

>>32346581

Maybe alicorns have to be granted power by an even higher authority. This power however, comes with a great responsibility. So far we've only seen 2 alicorns with powers that keep the world stable.

>>32346633

>>32346610
naw, you see, this is how it works:

guys

i just found something out about my little pony

>>32346641

>>32346439
oh wow

>>32346669

>>32346673
This is terrible and you are a terrible person.

>>32346669
Closer pic

>>32346683
I'm out of 'em, so have this.

>>32346688
WAIT!
HOLD THE FUCK UP.
IS THAT
THE CMC IN DRESSES?

Seeing her at a distance you'd have taken her for thin, but she wasn't in the least. In fact if anything she was on the fleshy side. Her dark, striped pubic hair, I noticed, climbed all the way up to her navel ... her nipples were set in a small field of light brown hair. Lifting her full teats, I saw that she also had short, fine black and gray hairs underneath. The pits of all four legs were likewise covered with hair as thick as a mane. The sight of all this healthy fleece caused me to harden even more. I mounted and straddled the lovely zebra, whose rhythmic movements set my little Mac slapping back and forth against her belly.

>>32346673
No and fuck you.

>>32346687
I'm not mad, just disappointed.

>>32346711
What. The. Everloving. Fuck.

>>32346669
Thanks. They looks pretty standard and it's kind of surprising they don't have new models but overall they look alright. I like that the main casts hair is done up in this, especially Pinkie's.

>DA account got suspended/banned, 2 weeks
>reason: we found a pornographic picture in your gallery
Boy, they're gonna be in for a surprise when they see the rest of my gallery. There goes that account.
Probably gonna move my shit somewhere else. Just thought I'd let anybody that's interested know; not sure where to take my act, though.

Shining Armor and Cadence will be just characters from a Fairy Tale renacting the British royal wedding, Canadians love their royal family, obviously they want to make an episode in their honor

Morning, what's going on ITT?
Any news lately?

>>32346700

Shining Armor is a unicorn and not an alicorn?

What, are there really no male alicorns left? Zero?

>>32346711
My god....

>>32346711
Is this

Is this really yamino

I would fuck the ugly right out of her nasty looking face

>>32346775
i'm not entirely sure it's possible to fuck that amount of ugly out of someone

>>32346765
DA bans for porn? I didn't know that. Why do they have the censorship thing where you can only see adult materialsif you have an account if you aren't allowed to have them in the first place?

>>32346733

And then I casually walked up to her and asked if she had any potions that could cure a sprained ankle. I gave her some spare bits for her time and felt right as rain, even if it did taste like lemon juice.

who in the blue hell is yamino and why do you care

>>32346771
Preserves the matriarchy.

>>32346765

>>32346771
>male Alicorns
>in a feminist show

>>32346803
Nobody, these people are faggots.

>>32346700
Cadence sure is...colorful.