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Rape thread?

>>32340826
I would like the topic to be pones please

carrot top is a very pretty pony

Topic: The final Jeopardy answer was Twilight related for the 2nd time this week. WTF Alex.

Ponies? What would we even do with them?

>rape

>>32340867

That is a good idea.

FALLOUT EQUESTRIA IS OVER

IT WAS GOOD

>>32340826
Oh shit is dat some Carrot Top? So classy and pretty~

Ponies are stupid and I hate them.

>>32340925
It is indeed very good that it is over.

Pony Linkboard:
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http://pastebin.com/kfXCqGUQ

Pretty pone

>>32340947
How rude!

>>32340925
you didn't think she crammed four chapters into 44 to get it over with?

>>32340896
Thanks for an excuse to post this

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2z5eizH0u1I

>Dick around doing pone legs
>Create this

My hands have a mind of their own.

>>32340925
Truly it was the Frankenstein of our time.

because it should be burned

Bon Bon is an ugly pony with an ugly voice.

>>32340826
>>32340826
>>32340826
>>32340826
Delicious Carrot Top

>>32340925
>FO:E
>good
Pick one.

>>32340925
NOT YET.

Marker here:

>>32340830

This thread has the marker
>>32340830
>>32340830
>>32340830
>>32340830
>>32340830

>>32341062

FHKSAHDJKSAHDSAD

I want to be the fashion pone

>Rainbow Dash made herself a fake diploma to compensate for the fact that she dropped out of school

>>32341071
>>32341062
Fuck you and fuck your incorrectly placed marker.

>>32341096
We dont even know that

>>32341101
You aint even marker

>>32341096

>doesn't know about the University of Awesome

probably goes to University of Phoenix.

>>32341112

I know. I had to go double check Griffon the Brush Off because so many people seemed to believe that.

go to bed, a quiet quail

>>32340998
Hell yeah motherfucker

>>32341042
STOP THE FUCKING PRESSES
ANON MAKES OFF HAND COMMENT ABOUT NOT LIKING A POPULAR FANFIC
HOLY FUCKING SHIT!

>>32341197
I don't even like pony themed music, but that shit's already on my iPod.

>>32341161

Okay how the fuck did you know I was here?

This thread needs a hero.

>>32341231
Same. Loving the hell out of it

>>32341279

Everyone moved to the markered thread. This one'll get recycled, don't worry.

>>32341253
you just posted that martha speaks picture from that one thread here in the macro thread.

>>32340998
http://youtu.be/3e7DZ-V5ImY
i liked the rap version better.

guys mymith mbgrld sdrrglk ws djfjv ors jicja o,ke

I love it when threads 404 right before we abandon them

POOOONNNIEEEES!

>>32343072
>>Mexico has no government

That would be an improvement

Well, I'm saving my topic for the thread after this one then.
Give me another request. please.

>>32343108
And not a fucking moment too soon.

What a terrible thread.

>145 images
>404
Son, am disappoint.

>>32343114
Sweetie belle.

>>32343114
Twist riding Scootaloo's scooter.

>>32343114
Monkies, playing happily in Fluttershy's cottage.

>playing akinator
>there's no way he'll get this

>mfw one of the questions was "is your character gay" and i answered "probably"

I'm sorry the thread 404'd

>>32343109

kawaii~

Oh god, why would I even say that. Ponies have done something to me.

>>32341037
Requesting Bon Bon as a burlesque pony.

>>32343130
Scootaloo shooting Twist dead.

>>32343106

>>32343140
It's all your fault, anon.

>>32343138
>manchild

whelp, the other thread just 404'd out it's ass

so

TIME FOR FAT PONY!

>>32343127
Foreverasweetie

That last thread gave me cancer.

QUICK LET'S DOUBLE OUR CANCER. POST YOUR SECRETS!

>>32341037
I hope you eat so much ice cream, it gives you a tummy ache!

I really wish the porn spammer would either have a recurring code in his filenames or use a name so I wouldn't have to manually hide all of his posts.

Or he could just leave altogether, but what are the odds of that?

>>32343179
I watch my little pony

>>32343179
I don't actually like Rarity very much at all.

>>32343165

FAT PONI YOU SAY?

>>32343179
I want to make love to Chister while she wears a pony costume

>>32343138
>Nathan :MLP general manchild
>MLP general manchild
>Nathan

This tickles me so.

>>32343180
such hurtful words...

>>32343187
or maybe, god forbid, the mods did

SOMETHING

>>32343179
Pinkie Pie is my favorite pony.

>>32343177
>CUTIE MARK ACQUISITION PROGRAM

>>32343179
I really really really REALLY likeall the ponies

>>32343196

JESUS CHRIST HOW HORRIFYING

>>32343179
ponies give me such feels I cry sometimes

>>32343138
Fucking gold.

>>32341037
Why do you say such mean things?

>>32343140
wow, that's nice. is it "from" something?

>>32343165

Wow, is all this coming from one guy?

I feel kind of bad for him. Ponies must make him pretty mad.

>>32343179
I secretly enjoy fanfiction...

But (almost) all of it is crap.

WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON DAAAAMN!

>>32343197
> CHISTERY
> SHE
Well if I don't have news for you.

>>32343165
>oc

>>32343243
Nah, dude. That there's fetish art. Ponies make him happy.

>>32343179
I've yet to clop to ponies. Lord knows I've masturbated to plenty of other horrible shit, but not ponies, even humanized.

>>32343179

I really amnot Lyra.

>>32343248
WHAT THE FUCK AM I LOOKING AT


IS DASH JAMMED RIGHT THROUGH A TREE WHAT THE FUCK HOW IS THAT POSSIBLE SHE'S WAY TOO FAT FOR THAT OH FUCK YOU INTERNET

>>32343270
>clop
Leave /co/ forever and never return.

>>32343272
I FUCKING KNEW IT.

>>32343265
>Ty
>Artist is Tyler
>Not only an OC but a 'ponysona'

>>32343284
>said the guy who fucks actual horses

>>32343264
I'd still hit it[/spoiler\

>>32343270
I would never crank it to ponies, but sometimes I've gotten boners over women who really, really, really like scotch. Last night at a party, oh jesus fuck I finally understand why you all like wineboners.

>>32343138
HILARIOUS
tfw akinator will never know who you are

>>32343179
Scootaloo is my favorite and wish she was my little sister

>>32343241
No, Noel just "did it" somehow.

>>32343272
So, Lyra, what kind of drink is that, anyway?

>>32343272
>Amnot Lyra
Eh, better than Heartstrings

http://www.weebls-stuff.com/songs/blimp/

>>32343302
>implying I actually fuck horses

>>32343270
We're kindred spirits anon.

seriously, masturbating to cartoon horses? For real, /co/?

>>32343272
ME TOO

>>32343327
I'm not implying anything. You fuck horses.

I have the video.

>>32343317
Me too! Pinkie too, maybe.

>>32343331
REV UP THOSE REPORT BUTTONS

>>32343338

it's not something I'm proud of. at least they're sapient

>>32343302
To be fair, I also think people who use the word clop are worse than those who fuck horses.

>>32343338

>Caring what other people fap too

how cozy is pone

>>32343353
>wanting to have sex with your sister
that's fucked up, chistery
show us your tits

>>32343353
>Pinkie will never butt-bump you

>>32343353
We all know Applejack is the superior old sister.
The best young sis is Sweetie Belle.

>>32343373

>>32343373
pone status: very cozy

>>32343379
So Sweetie Belle should be Applejack's little sister?

>>32343373
I bet that pone listens to Vampire Weekend and drinks Starbucks.

>>32343179
The CMC make me wish I had a little sister

>>32343379
I'd rather not have cute little pony go through my room and clean it

>>32343347
Cool story, brony.

This is what hatched from Twilight Egg instead of Spike

How does the story change

>>32343376
>pinkie will never tease you mercilessly, being fully aware of how conflicted her advances make you feel

>>32343412
Naa.

>>32343419
But why?

>>32343376
Not with that attitude.

>>32343304
> wanting to fuck a pre-op transsexual
> who looks like their chin could end worlds
Wowwww.

>>32343373
What could be more cozy then sleeping in a big mound of sleepy ponies while is snowing outside?

>>32343418

I, too, wish I had a sister.

>>32343432
>brony
YOU TAKE THAT BACK

>>32343434
Celestia kills it easily and nobody ever speaks of it again.

>>32343450
>applecest

>>32343272
Don't lie Lyra, we're a very accepting bunch.

>>32343448
a stuffed pinkie shaped sleeping bag

>>32343450
That one makes me laugh every time.

Am I going to pony Hell now?

>>32343369
I know right? I'm a terrible gay burning conservative prude that's totally anti-sex because I think masturbating to cartoon ponies is strange.

>>32343450
Sisters are gross. I have one and she is gross.

>>32343477

>>32343489
As long as you can recognize it in yourself.

>>32343432
>brony
LEAVE /CO/ FOREVER FAGGOT

>>32343445
stop this self deprecating bullshit

>>32343217
Baah, quit with your silly myths.

>>32343487

We are all going there, maybe we can have a nice BBQ.

>>32343501
Yeah, i have one but she doesn't let me pony.

>>32343507
That's the saddest fanon.

>>32343450
>It ain't incest if it doesn't go in

>>32343511
... You're telling someone to stop whining on 4chan? In the repository for the emotionally jaded and/or fragile, MLPG?
Wowwwwww.

>>32343521
Are the ponies to hug in pony hell?

>>32343418
(samefag)

A show about cartoon ponies make me wish I could be a big brother to a young girl. Is this creepy?

Y/Y

If you aren't rose, you aren't welcome
please, stop posting your shitty fan art

>>32343547
Being a big brother is overrated.

>>32343264
Waitwhat. I thought that was someone else.

>>32343563
reported

>>32343522
>be only child
>pony everyday

>>32343445
I would wreck that shit

>>32343552
stop this reverse psychology bullshit

>>32343552
No fun allowed?

>>32343552
It's a good thing I'm BETTER than rose! Proof is in the putty, check it.

>>32343288
>>32343323
>>32343325
>>32343341
>>32343483

I hate all of you.

>>32343579
u jelly?

>>32343563
I love how AJs reaction is so cartoony, but the actual material is very mature.

>>32343563
Big Mac's head offended me the most.

>>32343576
It's not reverse psychology, I just hate all these bad drawfags
I'll admit some of them are OK, but not the anonymous ones
Never seen anything worthwhile posted by an anon

>>32343579
Nice Rarity.

>>32343610
>Implying they give a fuck about what you said

>>32343587

Friendly reminder, because of the biological imperatives of ponies, rape is not illegal in Ponyville

so guys
i don't usually post shit
but
i really wanted to share this
because i feel it is very excellent

http://imgur.com/a/t2KQ5

and with that, back to lurking

>>32343610
Go cry somewhere else.

>>32343563
Dat neck

>>32343563

I keep imagining Applebloom saying help me like she did in Cutie Pox.

It makes the image all the more terrifying.

>>32343600
No, I have too many skills that exceed your own.

>>32343610
hey I hate anonymity as much as the next guy but I don't try to make my opinions influence other people's actions, that's just wrong.

>>32343610
Rose, Goggles, and Glitter Glue are best drawfriends.

Junior is best porn drawfriend.

Guys, is there really anything wrong with EQD?
I mean, it gives you comprehensive updates full of sometimes pretty amazing art and everything else, and I just ignore the community.

>>32343652
>Rose
>Not better than guy
even with the ae2012 buffs he still sucks

>>32343645
>cockroach shaped butthole

>>32343659
Junior's pretty great at not-porn too. I'd say he gets a place in both.

>>32343698
>Junior
>Not porn
What!?

>>32343565
Nnnnnnope.

>>32343681
I think I can make out some of that horses previous dinner in that picture.

>>32343698
I think this is his best non-porn pic.

>>32343681
Why would you do that?
Seriously, a horse is not the same as a pony. Except when it is. Except when the combatant of desire contemplates the bizarre fiction of the show.

>>32343501

I have an older sister. We're more like drinking buddies than siblings at this point. I've never seen the appeal in incest though; in fact, I've got this suspicion that about ninety percent of the people attracted to incest don't actually have a sibling.

>>32343659
>Forgetting the best drawfag Juice

I wish I could be friends with you, Anonymous.

Some tripfags here too, some of you guys are pretty cool.

:(

Huh. I think I AM better at drawing in pencil.

>>32343713
>Request something to Jr
>Get this

Best day ever.

>>32343671
Derpyhooves has all the shit EQD has without the terrible bronies.

>>32343719
>Juice posting as anon

>>32343713
MY MIND IS FULL OF FUCK!

>>32343728
Seriously. Drawing in pencil feels so much better. I bet if some of these digital art masters picked up some traditional medium, they'd be the next Da Vincis

>>32343681
fucktard, gimme the link to the video

>>32343681
Ah god, not this shit again...

>>32343724
We already are friends, bro.

>>32343718
I have five siblings and I like the concept and don't have any attraction to my family.

Can you tell me if that's weird, Lyra?

>>32343743
I was the one who requested what became Nyxface.

>>32343728
Oh thank you nigga that was my request.

>>32343718
I've never seen the appeal in incest. It's nice to have my older sister as a drinking and fandom buddy, but that's a pretty big squick, don't you think it?

>>32343773
you're not weird

>>32343718
I'm attracted to incest, but don't actually want to have sex with my sister.
It's like, it's hot when other people do it, but the thought of doing it with an actual family member is appalling.

Pic related. It's my sister during my vacation last summer.

The average Mare in Ponyville can expect to be fucked over 50 times a year if she isn't married.

Marriage in Ponyville, is only for Mares and Stallions who wish to avoid the constant fuck frenzy

>>32343797
> forgot to mention 'this is something my sister drew apparently.'

Seeing this image actually makes me think of a significantly older Spike (assuming he were given the opportunity to age naturally in a loving environment that would allow him to think and speak calmly rather than allowing him to satiate his greed and become a destructive monster) in the same outfit, complete with a giant rocking chair, telling stories.

Kinder dragons is an opportunity that I wouldn't mind seeing explored. The red dragon was pretty rational once he was actually talked to, and the sea serpent was chill as fuck, so who knows what would happen to Spike?

>>32343713
I think it's this one.

>>32343724
>Youarealreadymybestfriend.png

>>32343815
Horses only go into heat once a month for a few days at a time during the long days of late spring/summer/early fall.

>>32343797
>>32343822
>not understanding other people's fetishes
>in whatever year this is

The figure of the pony in this picture disturbs me. She has the same figure as Princess Celestia, but she's a quarter of the size of the princess. She seems anorexic. All of the other ponies have a little healthy meat on their bones. This pony is sick.

>>32343644
Reaction image get.

>>32343823
With the whole general tone of the show, I'm confident Spike will be a nice dragon when he matures outside the context of a comedy problem episode.

>>32343713
>not the wedding picture
oh shit what are you doing

>>32343848
I don't even understand my own fetishes other than "probably came from watching films when I was little" all, bilitie

>>32343828
>tripfag avatars
What a horrible ima-

>Faust avatar getting drunk

Hahahah oh wow

>>32343642
I'm gonna hunt the shit out of you

>>32343671

Just go to both. It's what I do.

They both have their own thing going on. If you go to EQD just don't read the comments, it isn't like the site itself is bad.

Or for a real fun time, read the comments and laugh.

>>32343848
Understanding them and having them are two different things.

>>32343724
Friends don't let friends use sad-face emoticons. Here, save this picture. Hold it close to your heart, and whenever you feel sad or depressed, post it along with your post. It will convey your feeling much better than a semi-colon and close parentheses.

>>32343814
I want to fuck your sister.

>>32343864
I love that one but i like this one because it seems more fluid.

>>32343106
What the hell has been going on with these threads today? It's total anarchy! Chaos! Human sacrifice! Dogs and cats living together! Mass hysteria!

>>32343814
Saved.

>>32343489
>>32343489

Never did I say that.

>>32343848

>Still existing in time
>In the outside of time itself

>>32343897
You take her, I'll take the Red Bull.

>>32343912
bestiality and politics, the usual

>>32343878
>Comments on new episode posts

It's like all the retards in the world got in one place.

>>32343828
jesus fuck that is appalling

>>32343823
That'd be adorable
>>32343847
Exactly.
During that short period of time, everyone is consumed with riotous lust that leads to such fucking levels

>>32343929
Why not skip the middle man and just drink horse piss straight from the stallion?

>>32343912
Shit, I think he's beginning to become self aware!

>>32343929
> NTSTS
> pillar of the community
Mmmm. Smells like autist.

>>32343956
It obviously comes from a bull. Why would it be called Red Bull?

>>32343773

>>32343939
Is that image from something, or just an art?

>>32343978
To throw you off.

>>32343828
I like how anon is pulling down Glitter Glue's pants in preparation to suck his dick.
Very accurate.

>>32343956
Don't get me wrong, I have other preferences when the choice is available, but energy drinks are still great.

>>32343974
who and the what now?

>This thread
>Everyone rushing to the defense of people who fap to incest, furry, etc

I'm tempted to go get those diaper fetish pictures off ponibooru and post them, just to show you that you do, in fact, hate people with fetishes, you just don't realize it right now, because you're stupid.

post the wedding picture so I can save

>>32343823
>giant grandfather Spike telling stories to children and scholars alike about his friendship with the Elements of Harmony and one of the most power unicorns to be under Celestia's tutelage
That'd be pretty sweet, actually. But only if he has a pipe, as well.

>>32344011
Oh yea this will sure teach us!

WHY CAN'T WE ALL JUST GET ALONG?

>>32343912
Enough, I get the point!

>>32343925
It's hyperbole, broham

If you're going to fap to ponies, okay, fine, I can't stop you, but just don't act like I can't be grossed out by that and not call you a deviant.

Y'know, like a normal person would.

>>32344011
>just to show you that you do, in fact, hate people with certain fetishes
FTFY

>>32344026
He carved a pipe from a massive fucking tree.

>>32344011
Can you make it vore instead?

THIS THREAD IS JUST BONKERS.

>>32344026
>Rarity's corpse stuffed and placed in the corner

>>32344011

>i'm tempted to go out of my way to bother all of you

>>32343988
Dont be such a pussy

>>32343828
Holy shit-n-meatballs! Someone actually finished coloring that?

>>32344044
>>32344055
Don't you meanDOBLES.

>>32344011
Don't be such a prude.

Ugh, i don't want to sleep yet.

Anyone with a coloring request? That doesn't involve inking?

>>32344044
> Spike-bro with a tree-size pipe
YES!

>>32344011
>>32344048
How about we don't do that.

>>32343988

What's the matter? Cat got your tongue?

>>32344040
>implying you're a normal person

>>32344060
>"Grandpa Spike, what's that doll for?"
>"Hehe, oops. That's supposed to be in the bedroom..."

>>32344093
DOBLES?
no thanks.
What should I draw MLPG?

>>32343797
>>32343822
...What is it? More specifically, who is it supposed to be?

>>32344096

>>32344117
Applebloom drawing a picture of Applejack.

>>32343828
This is an art that i am very fond of

>>32344122
Oh, The Master from Doctor Who.

>>32344117
A pony hugging Dan.

>>32344096
uh... gimme a minute

here we go

>>32344107
>Dat carrot mane

>>32344093

MY INNER-/V/ HAS REAWAKENED.

Which pony should I write a love song to?

>>32344040

>Normal Person

There is no such thing as "normal" person, especially on sites like this one.

>>32344122
The Master.

The Doctor's nemesis.

>>32344143
Boop.

>>32344127
GOOD IDEA LETH, YOU SHOULD DRAW A PICTURE OF YOUR SISTER

>>32343912
>>32343968
Are we going to have to do a system restore on you, Leth?

>>32344140
I second this request!

>>32344151
>having an inner /v/
>not getting doubles
>in 2011
>not checking 'em

>>32344078
>>32344108

OH SHIT LOOK WHAT YOU DID NOW.

>>32344127
Did you save the pic of that guy putting your pic in the fridge?

>>32344151
This is how you get doubles.

>>32343771
>>32343841
>>32343882
I love you /co/.

I wish I had friends like you in real life.

Fuck.

>>32344162
Touche.

>>32344172
Woah, Dooks, you're getting a lot faster these days!
thank anon

>>32344194

I should smile?

>>32344107
Oh Jesus. Bon-Bon and Carrot Top's manes and tails...

>>32344192
Yes, it was hilarious.

>>32344194

>I'm sorry. Whiterun is closed to outsiders due to the news of a dragon about.

>>32344162
I'm fairly normal.

>>32344126
Okey dokey!

>>32344143
Already colored bro!
Also check your tumblr inbox

>>32344217
YES

>>32344194
I stopped smiling after Vietnam.

>>32344192
What? Post it?

>>32344184

>Being NTSTSTSTSTSTSTSTSTSTSTS
>300 BC

WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?

would Spike smoke a Rarity pipe

>>32344234

>>32343644

Dear lord...

>>32344184
>>32344262

>>32344240
Aw snap, this was you?

>this is embarrassing.. but i get a free bottle every time someone buys one at mangoaff725(dõt)com and these things work better than crack. i friggin lost 15lbs in 2 weeks.. try them. they seriously work like crazy.

if ther'e s real message i ain't gotten it yet. will keep my eyes peeled though!

>>32344247
Why haven't you lazy faggots made a 20% Nathan shirt yet?

Oh pony general, I don't know what I'd do without you.

Hold me.

>>32344208
Holy christ, that image needs cropping.

>>32344270
Haha what

>>32344294
You would do something productive.

>>32344283
I think the real question is why isn't there a proper wonderbolts t-shirt yet

>>32344248
I know that feel soldier.

>>32344199

I would be your friend in real life. I don't meet a lot of people worth hanging out with, considering maybe three of my co-workers aren't twice my age.

Forget the cocktails, I'm drinking some marshmallow vodka and tonic water.

I can't help but feel this is what Pinkamena tastes like. Sweet but ... bitter. Very bitter.

What drink reminds you of what pony? Herbal teas remind you of Fluttershy, that sort of thing?

>>32344254

>>32344011
I hate people with extraordinarily ridiculous fetishes.
Incest: Understandable due to that "forbidden romance" vibe that attracts some people.
Furry (2D Pics): Understandable enough. Fapping to pictures of anthropomorphic animal drawings, sure, as you can draw anything to be hot.
Furry (Dressing up in Mascot Costumes): Really fucking weird. I mean, those costumes have like dead eyes (Necrophilia would also fall under "not understandable" except maybe within an hour of deat...nope, not even then).
Pedophilia/Lolicon: Understandable in that it's more about power and corruption of the innocent than actual attractiveness. Also the idea of having sex with someone small, yet proportionally the same as a normal human is also understandable.
Rape: Understandable, see above.
Bestiality: Semi-understandable. Maybe out of desperation or potentially have it fall under humiliation fetish.
Scat: Not understandable.
Vore: The fucking shit?...wait that's scat.
Guro: ...No, except maybe based around "power"

>>32344283
Because.

>>32344294
I love you anon. You are my best friend.

>>32344315
>Wanting a non-ironic MLP t-shirt.
>He'd probably wear it around, too.
Don't touch me you filthy brony.

>>32344270
This is the only way I'd have a pony toy.

>>32344325
shut up about your damn drinks and tell me more about sad pinkie

>>32344328
Hah, that's great. It makes me want to stick shit on my fridge. It is embarassingly bare.

>>32344342
>getting something for the irony of it
get back to somethingawful

>>32344334
What about feet.

>>32344314
But anon, being productive is hard work.

>>32344334
>branding fetishes 'ridiculous' because you personally don't understand them
there's no bearing for the level of comprehensibility of osmething based purely on your perception of it, dude. There's explanation for every one of the things you just listed, though the realm of the logic those explanations might reside in could be further away from your realm of intellectual comfort than you might like.

>>32344367
>Somethingawful

Is it 2000 again?

>>32344337
jesus christ

>>32344323
>I would be your friend in real life.

You don't know me.

No one wants to be my friend in real life.

>>32344325
What do I have to do to make you love me, Chistery?

>>32343814
The question is would you fuck your sister if she looked like this?

>>32344397
Not with that attitude.

>>32344397
Why?

So, last thread before it 404'ed, I wrote down a bit of a story, but no one wanted me to continue. Still, I want to write about it still, so where can I go to get feed back for my humanized Luna rapefic when I'm done with it?

>>32344409
comic thread?

>>32344409
I have conflicting Feelings about this comic.

If you're not going to stick your penis inside of a woman's vagina like God intended, you don't need to be using it at all. I hate fetishists.

You'd all love me, I'm such a lovely cuddly person.

Not really.

>>32344192
>>32344328
>>32344359
Ogod what, people saved that?

>>32344397

I would be your friend anyway.

>>32343644
This made me feel feels I'd prefer not to feel, ever.

>>32344270
>making Rarity into a pipe instead of a bong

plebs

>>32344409
Shadow of the Colossus?! Is that right? Did I win?

>>32344474
It made my night!

>>32344468
God isn't real.

If anything, fetishists are defiantly sticking it to the true purpose of life

To fuck and die

>>32344468
So anal and oral is taboo, and gays are right out of the question, right?

This fucking guy.

>>32344426
>>32344437
I don't really know. I can relate so well to so many posters on 4chan, I wish there was a place I could live with them, and we could enjoy ourselves socially so much more together.

I can't find anyone with similar thoughts/interests to me in real life. I also have some small mental problems but I'm on medication and they aren't very noticeable.

I've been in some of these MLPG threads for awhile now, and I get to know a lot of people well.

>>32344325
>>32344325
I demand you go on about the silkiest pony. what does she drink and do?

>>32344461
I wish the guy who drew that was using a name. haven't seen the fella around since he drew this request..

shame, too.

>>32344495
Well, you believe that.

I'll continue believing in God. Moving on to PONIES

>>32344495
>Says there's no god
>Implies there's a determined reason to life

Get a load of this guy.

>>32343644

>>32344495
>>32344506
I'm done responding to you deviants. Just get out of my pony threads.

>>32344440
Wow, no one cares. This is a first for me.

>>32344346
Sad pinkie? Hmm.

Sad Pinkie is that girl center-stage who tries to keep everyone together, the party rocking, the party's jams fresh and even, tempers settled, the drinks going -- because she knows it's a fragile thing. When one friend isn't having a nervous breakdown, someone else is, and that's no party but a pity party.

Pinkie hasn't thrown a pity party since she tried to say hello to her family on the outskirts of town, trying to sell rocks at the same stand as her distant cousins, The Caramels.

She tried her best to say hello, how are you, bouncing around as people in Ponyville have grown to expect, hoping to chat about her new adventures and her new job --

It took her a long while to realize they never uttered a reply and even longer to notice they were slowly turning away, packing their wares, and pretending so very hard she didn't exist.

She hasn't thrown a 'pity party' since. The cake tasted stale and the streamers just didn't have the same sparkle.

>>32344537
Celestia is more real than God.


At least she has a TV show and action figures.

>>32344538
>posting on 4chan about God in a pony thread
Oh man, this guy.

>>32344559
God has a book thousands of years old.

He's much more successful than ponies.

>>32344551
I'm done deviating to your responses, get out of my thread, pony.

>>32344495
>fetishists are defiantly sticking to the true purpose of life
>To fuck and die
Actually, the true purpose of life is to reproduce and die. Fetishist, for the most part, are not reproducing because of their fetishes.

Fetishes are against nature.

>>32344520
You know the people in these generals are still people in the real world right?

We're just people without inhibitions holding us back. Everyone puts up a different face when they can be held accountable to social policy. People are a lot different on the inside than they portray on the outside. You just have to get through to them that they can simply be themselves, and it won't bother you.

>>32344565
>He didn't watch FPK

Ponies are Catholics. Deal w/ it.

So many guys to get loads of, so little time.

>>32344520
> I wish there was a place I could live with them
Coming this summer to FOX: MLPG house

>>32344217

pone should be pone

>>32344594
oh god i would watch this so hard

>>32344559
>>32344576
DON'T YOU HORSEFUCKERS FUCKING START THIS SHIT, THE POLTICS WERE BAD ENOUGH.

THERE'S NO WAY TO PROVE OR DISPROVE ANYTHING, NOW STOP ACTING LIKE MORONS AND POST PONY.

>>32344520

It's because of the anonymity; you're afraid to say how you truly feel about something unless your identity is hidden. Which is understandable, really. Everyone has something that makes them strange, Anonymous, they just find hidden communities to discuss it with - like we've done. Besides, trust me when I say that sometimes, it's better if you don't know about their secrets and they don't know about yours; I know things about several of my friends that... well, that I probably should not know.

>>32344594
THE HORROR

>>32344592
>get a load of these guys
or
>getting these guys loads on me
?

>>32344589
I KNEW there was a reason I kept my name secret. I just wish I hadn't forgotten it.

>>32344592
>Get a load of THIS!
>Nooo!
>How about THIS!

>>32344619
Hey bro, just pointing out God's book.

>>32344594

>>32344528
Cranberry juice and vodka, ice cold, standard glass. If she's in something of a mood she'll ask for it in the vein of a White Russian.

She doesn't drink unless she's done performing for the week and doesn't drink heavily unless it went very, very poorly.

So a little brown slip of a thing sits in the corner and finishes her drink, pays with the odd bit or two, heads home to her flat by the conservatory and and prepares for the next day.

It's not much of a social life, but if she wanted a social life she wouldn't be pushing herself to practice and play and rehearse and practice again from sun up until sun down.

>>32344609
It would just be this for 22 minutes straight, with the exception of a few really good episodes.
I'd still watch it.

>>32344645
I call your upper bunk!

>>32344592

I HAVE NO IDEA WHAT YOU JUST SAID.

Am I furry if I have a crush on a pony?

I'm just so lonely at this point that species is irrelevant to me. I just don't want to be alone anymore, nothing sexual, just that.

Then again, I don't think it was ever relevant to me. I was born with no standards.

>>32344594
Only worthwhile reality show ever.

WE PUT TWENTY INTERNET NERDS IN ONE HOUSE

WHAT WILL HAPPEN?

>>32344671
>Am I furry if

Yes. Yes, you are.

>>32344440
Put it on the porn fiction thing, link it here.

guys

i want to talk abut rape

what do

>>32344676
this sounds a lot like those /v/ mansion threads

>>32344594
I would be cool with that if it was just people from /co/, I feel I can get along with most people here very well. Just not your average fan of MLP, whom I'm quite sure I despise.

>>32344589
Another thing that's great about 4chan, people aren't afraid to admit things as they are in real life.

I don't really go anywhere, really it's my fault that I don't have any friends. (Unless Anonymous, a few tripfags who don't know me, and IRC users count)

>>32344591

NO.

WE ARE NOT DOING THIS.

THIS IS NOT A THING THAT IS GOING TO HAPPEN.

>>32344671
If it's wrong to have a crush on the woman Twilight would be, well--

Then no, I guess it is very, very wrong.

>>32344594
It would be like that /v/ mansion, but with rooms for
Rarifags, Dashfags etc, a >rape room.

It would have to be on the waterfront to hold the rigattas.

Every once in a while guys in plaid vests and santa hats run through while fucking ponies.

>>32344671
debatable. most in here would call you a waifu/ponyfag.

>>32344609
This show would mark the start of Faceless' acting career. He would then go on to star in many action films and romantic comedies.

>>32344594
I would watch that SO FUCKING HARD. Hell, I'd probably be up for doing it. I call the bed next to Leth!

>>32344194

>>32344671
Play vidya or read a VN.
Acquire Waifu.
Acquire, creepy, happiness.

>>32344671

No, you're a furry if you get a boner over this

>>32344127
Here. Man am I fucking slow.
>tables

>>32344676
They will still post in the same MLP thread and only leave the room for food and toilet time. The producers will try to start drama by having them discuss their favorite ship and ponychan.

>>32344676
>Awkward silence 24/7
>everyone eats alone

>>32344676
>they all stay in their rooms for 22 episodes straight

>>32344700
SOMEONE DRAW THIS SHIT

>>32344696
what if it was half people from /co/, and half people from ponychan

>>32344688
What aspects would you like to discuss?

>>32344283
actually it was made