>rape

Why do I love this so much

rape?

It's just, I spend my time on /b/. I make fucked up jokes. Everyone who knows me describes me as that weird, funny guy. I have a generally filthy mind and rarely admire cuteness
In conclusion, I am the last person you would expect to watch the show non-ironically and yet here I am, with pony wallpapers and pony music.
I just dont understand. I thought I knew myself and then this.
NOTE: I am in no way ashamed, just perplexed.

>>32322913
rape!

>>32322901
>>32322905
>>32322909
MLP General, folks.

>griffons

>>32322916
Stop caring and accept that you're a faggot who likes a cartoon for girls.

COME ON EVERYPONI SMILE SMILE SMILE!

>>32322891
>Gilda
You have my attention good sir.

>>32322938

>>32322916
>I spend my time on /b/
this better be copypasta

>>32322938
I like this guy

>>32322916
>It's just, I spend my time on /b/. I
Then go back there.

Which one of the ponies is the most pony ?

>>32322916
You remind me of that person who was talking about killing themselves in some pony thread. You should do it.

>>32322962
Anon

>Ponies grudgingly allowed.
Don't you mean ponies tolerated

Say the scizzors thing

>>32322951
this gif is from my nightmares

>>32322968

>>32322906

Just imagine the things Spike can do with his tongue now that's it's canon.

>>32322962
Applejack
>Works on a farm
>eats apples

These are the quality traits of a pony.

>>32322978

>>32322983
I want a 1920x1080 of that

>>32322906

That's a Dali good question.

>>32322983
Why is there jizz all over the paint?

>>32322984

I bet, he could eat, like, a whole bunch of apples.

Would you a pony if she asked you nicely and made hot cocoa for the two of you afterwards?

Royal Tea in the middle
>dat hair

Death and despair shall rain down from the heavens and destroy all those that stand opposed.

>>32323002
How do you think Stallions paint?
They stick their paint brushes in their dicks and paint like that.

>>32323001
And do I Salvador an answer for you!

>>32323017
i only >rape

>>32323017
Yes. Yes I would.

>>32323021
What the fuck are those things?

>>32323032
Would you >rape a pony if they cuddled you afterwards and made both of you a hot drink?

>no griffon or shitty blue unicorn in season 2

Best season yet!

>>32323021
>Reading Cherry Pepper as Cherry Popper
ISHYGDDT

>>32323002
Trying to emulate the way oil paintings look when you photograph them.

>>32323043
THEY'RE MEDUKAS
BECOME MEDUKA
BEAT WITCHES GET BITCHES

>>32323043
I believe they are Puella Magi Madoka Magica ponies. I am not certain as I have not seen said show.

>>32323055

i hate walking in the dark rain

what the fuck is wrong with this fandom?

>>32323073
Would you rather walking in a golden rain?

>>32323022
MY SONG! MY RIGHTEOUS FURY! GRAB YOUR WEAPON, DAEMON! AND LET US BATTLE ONCE MORE! SING! EXCALIBUR!
>image there is a really heroic paladinish picture posted with this. Rays shooting out of the sword as it is being swung towards the black inferno of hatred and blood.

>>32323021
>>32323063

HOREY SHET

I wish more people cared about the Mayor

>>32322961
cant they banned ponies gotta put up with batman and homestuck

better than penises and gore

>>32323079
an inability to understand when they're crossing the line of acceptable conduct

>>32323099
>they banned ponies
>implying this stops /b/ from doing things
>>>/b/

>>32323096
We do, or at least I do, but in the end Gilda is better.

>>32323089

>>32323099
fuck off

>>32323099

Huh, that's good I guess.
Won't last for long though.

>>32323140
nay thou

been here since 4tron was started

Who is your pony waifu MLPG

>>32323096

Dude, same here. She's easily one my favorites.

Have a wallpaper! Sorry if you already have it, Mayor Mare anything is hard to come by sadly.

>>32323176
I care about the mayor.

>>32323176
Prove it

>>32323186

>>32323186
Anonymous.

>>32323193
What about her instead?

>>32323096

One of my favorite earth ponies, the fuck you talkin bout.

>>32323186
Twilight
but I'd fuck the hell out of Dash, she's very very sexy

>>32323186
Twilight

>>32323186
I have developed an inordinate fondness for AJ recently that I can't even explain

>>32323205
She works, too.

>>32323186
I call dibs on Twilight.

She is all mine, no one else can have her, I am not sharing.

Suddenly trolls

>>32323232

>>32323186
it...it doesn't matter

>>32323241
is it really that good?

>>32323193
Gilda is not a pony you silly bitch.

>>32323186

Cheerilee

>>32323222

>not letting your waifu experience the pleasure of taking two men at once

>>32323246
But it matters to me.

>>32323222
Sorry I think I've done more to deserve her

>>32323186

>>32323216
AJ is great, I would like to stay on the farm a while

>>32323186
The one that doesn't run in fear from me.

Or wretch and vomit at my sight.
What's her face uhm...
Yeah.
The invisible one.

>>32323186
Trixie obviously

>>32323258
>Having sex with your waifu

>>32323252
But this is!

Cholestria time

>>32323186
Fluttershy.
Or AJ.
Wait no Twilight
FUCK I CAN'T DECIDE

>>32323292
>not making your waifu happy every way you can

>>32323293

Okay I like Pinkie, Applejack and Twilight In that order. The rest is bunched up on a 4th position, since I don't really dislike any of the 6.
>Part of your comment isn't allowed to be posted :(
6 times in a row, wtf

>Rarity becomes enamored with playing a regal, haughty unicorn of olden days. This annoys her friends, renewing race-based hostility.

>>32323293
I was thinking of going back to bed.

Thanks for that.

>>32323315

>this is probably true

The thread can't even handle me right now

>>32323315
I knew this was going to happen. I saw it coming a mile away.

Oh Rarity you always get carried away and make a fool of yourself.

>>32323340
well rarity is worst pony after all

>>32323305
>not putting your waifu in cyrostasis so that she can live forever by your side

>>32323363
How can you say you love her if you won't make her happy every day of her life?

>>32323363
...Mr. Freeze?

>>32323363
>Nora Frieze pony.
>Mr Frieze Pony

I kinda want to see this.

>>32323363
that wouldn't be very....ice of you

>>32323294

Holy Shit Applejack is fucking adorable.

>>32323403
Applejack or the artist who drew her?

>>32323408
That hat and scarf, really. Applejack has the best colors and nogaems.

>Dat fucking accent
>Dat fucking colour scheme
>Dat fucking hairstyle

Fuck me for ever thinking Twilight was best poni.

>>32323403
I fucking know I fucking know I fucking know.

>>32323408
It's from Hearth's.

>>32323314
you probably tried to write any pony.

>>32323439
where are you getting these from?

>>32323439
WHY ARE YOU TRYING TO KILL ME?

>>32323439
Aaaaah this is so cute!

>>32323439
I think Dash's winter gear is my favorite

>>32323441
You mean anypony?

>>32323449
http://www.equestriadaily.com/2011/12/pony-card-creator-more-hearth-warming.html

>>32323449
Equestria Daily

Some of the assets are named "Canterlot" and such, so we can definitely assume the play is going to be held in Canterlot.

>>32323468
you sound surprised

rainbow dash has always been prettiest pony, friend

>>32323439
>Dash in a little hat
hnggggggggggg

>>32323474
DAT PINKIE
HNNNNNNNNNNG

Looking pretty boss there, Spike.

>>32323474
>DAT SNOWPONY

My new waifu

Umm...

>>32323494
>come sit on my lap and tell me about your day at school, billy

>i'll just light up my pipe and start reading a newspaper

>>32323474
>DH_Definitely_Canon.swf
I love you Hasbro. Never change. Also forget all those things I said about you hating money.

>>32323494
>You've been Hanging out with Lyra too much Spike. You're not allowed to see her again.

>>32323521
WHY DOES HE HAVE A BROOM UP HIS ASS THOUGH?

>>32323480
I know but that little hat....ugh. Shes killing me

>>32323527
Yes?

>>32323541
I feel like this trip should be special because it has words.

>>32323529
Derpy is not canon. She is just an animator's plaything.

>>32323530

>>32323550

She looks sexy here, huh

>>32323552

This is gonna be one of those days, isn't it.

we canon now

>>32323535


Take an educated guess

Really now, this next episode could be a steaming pile of shit and it would still be the best of the season because fucking Winterpones

>>32323550
!!!

This episode is gonna be the best thing since WWU

>>32323588

>>32323586
>fur collar
unf.

>>32323586
Those adorable booties.

>>32323315

>>32323528
if only he had an ascot, then he could also have Rarity fawning over him and instead of the newspaper he could swirl brandy.
Actually, maybe giving a firebreathing dragon flammable booze isn't such a great idea.

>>32323550
Haha.

Look at her hair.

These fuckin' animators man.

>ahem

WHY MUST CLOTHED PONES BE SO ADORABLE!

>>32323563
But it is IN the assets bro.

They know we reverse engineer their SWFs.

>>32323626
salt then? salt is alcohol to pones

>>32323552
i dont know what you mean

>>32323646
It is?

>>32323614
How many of Fluttershy's animals did she have to kill to make that fur lining.

>>32323658
That's apparently what they sell at saloons.

>>32323646
yeah, but who knows with dragons
they probably need something crazy to get messed up.

>>32323636
Reverse engineer their SWFs..... what secrets we could unlock!

>>32323661
SYNTHETIC

>>32323669
just give him some angel dust cut with arsenic and see what happens

>>32323661
Now I need to see Rarity as Cruella de Vil

>>32323636
>reverse engineering
>not just breaking into their headquarters and making off with their PCs

>>32323687
STREAM

>>32323687
Synthetic is so gaudy and doesn't wash properly.

>RAINBOW DASH ONLY PONY IN SWEATER
>CONFIRMED FOR BEST PONY

>>32323696
NO. I'm dicking around until lunch (which is pretty much now so I'm leaving) and then writing code for the rest of the day. Tech demo tomorrow as my last "final" and I need to be ready.

>>32323677
They should go around naming symbols things like TwilightIsRaritysLostSister and RainbowDashIsAsexual.

>>32323535
>>32323521
This reminds me of something...

remember that episode of aqua teen where carl feeds a broomstick up his ass?

I know I'm slowpoking because of my exams and that F:E update holy fucking jesus it was great but what the fuck is this? Another Princess? A third alicorn? What the fuck? Is this fucking legit, or is Seth talking shit again?

>>32323703

How does wearing a piece of clothing make a pony the best pony? By that logic, Rarity is 10x better.

>>32323717
a sexual what?
this just raises more questions.

>>32323726
yes i do

>yfw it's 11 days until Christmas

>mfw I haven't got anyone anything yet

>>32323735
yeah but rarity is worst

>>32323735
SWEATER!

>>32323732
That one's not confirmed, just Seth's stupid rumors again

>>32323735
>Implying rarity isn't worst
>also Fluttershy is best

>>32323747
Same here.

>>32323747

>my fucking face when 7 days until my birthday

>>32323735
you don't even have a penis so don't talk

>>32323732
She seems to be the actor in a play. Storybook romance and marriage with colt named Shining Armor.

>>32323747
Everyone told me not to get them anything. I pestered them all for days and still they refuse gifts.

>>32323747
uuuugh I gotta get moving too.

>>32323735
EEEEEEE She's got a little hoodie and everything. So badass.

>Not being a winter pone

>>32323776
But she's a fucking alicorn.

>>32323767
>That feel when 10 days until my birthday

>>32323744
I'm going to find a clip of that.

Because I enjoyed it so much.

>>32323776
Sauce?
Especially since Shining Armor's stuff was recorded hours ago

>was supposed to have been drawing a pink dragon for a request
>instead, spend six hours looking at the MLPG
Curse you, colorful ponies.

>>32323636
I love that image so much

>>32323798
SO WHO IS UNLUCKY ENOUGH TO HAVE THE DREADED CHRISTMAS DAY BIRTHDAY?

>>32323747


Do as Twilight does, just give your peeps some books.

Did F:E finish yet?

Did they all died?

>F:E
>Finishing

The OC Alicorn marriage was obviously what ended the Equestrian unification wars.

>>32323614
Also why is this cut off? Is it just the stage boundary or a clipping region? Please just say that EqD is bad at Flash ripping and that the actual symbols are intact.

>>32323767
>mfw 3 days til my birthday
>mfw no friends, family that genuinely hates me

i'm getting coal in my birthday stocking this year

>>32323816
It's not that bad.

>>32323747
i'm already half way done with my shopping

>>32323747
I know this feel so much. And now I'm back in the thick of it...I need to step shit up.

>>32323844
OUR LORD AND SAVIOR RETURNS
WITH RICHES I PRESUME?

>>32323391
>>32323387
>>32323388
Okay!
His story is so... sadsmile.jpg

>>32323826
I don't care about that shitty >fanfiction but no, an Epilogue and Afterward is coming

>>32323826
Spoilers, obviously.
Pip went into the Single Pegasus Project to control the weather, but before that, she started to make a recording. That recording is F:E. Other things yet to be concluded in a later chapter/epilouge

>>32323844
>>32323747
At least you're having christmas this year.

We've had to cancel it.

Again.

>>32323850
No. I'm in a terrible mood. Remember my laptop got fixed so I gave up this netbook until I could get it back? My laptop's broken. Again. I haven't even seen it since it was last repaired. So I'm out of a laptop completely and this netbook is all I have. Ugh.

>>32323870
PERHAPS ME SHOUTING AT YOU WOULD CHEER YOU UP!

>>32323869
did the grinch see his shadow or something?

why do you HAVE to cancel christmas?

>>32323869
Do you at least have Hanukkah?

>>32323869
I'm not sure how serious that statement is, but if it is sincere, I feel bad for you, man.

>>32323877
...It does, actually! I missed this. I just wish I could not be in this position. Again.

>>32323743
WE MUST OBTAIN THE SWFS

>>32323864
I thought they were going to repair everything with Spike's Macguffin or something.

I kind of stopped reading after the Goddess died and only skimmed chapters to see if anyone died.

>>32323870
Man, broken computers really suck.

colour colour colour

>>32323869
My Uncle committed suicide near Christmas a few years back and we didn't cancel shit.

>>32323894
why do so many sapient horses own riding crops...?

>>32323870
>My laptop's broken. Again.
How is that possible?

>>32323880
>>32323886
>>32323903
Can't afford Christmas this year.

Just like last year.
Nobody's getting any gifts for each other because we can't afford them.
Well, I can. Maybe I'll get a gift for myself and my younger brother. That's about it. No tree. No decorations. Nothing.

>>32323912

>>32323913
Semen can do very harmful thing to electronics.

>>32323870
>I'm in a terrible mood
How about this image to make you laugh? Maybe's not your humour?

>>32323912
Only Rarity does. She just loans it to other ponies.

>>32323889
Yeah. This laptop has been plaguing me with issues for near-on four years now. It's not even that old! But it's a Dell XPS M1330, very iffy model, notoriously finicky. Just glad to have done with it, in truth, though I need to go out and get a new one. Or a new computer in general. I have £800 and no experience whatsoever, should I consider building one?

>>32323913
Basically, they tore it apart and rebuilt several bits of it, and replaced others. The battery, the screen, the keyboard, the hard drive, this time, though it was on its fourth motherboard and third graphics card. This was the third hard drive. Except when they got it back to us, the battery wasn't working and the hard drive was buggy. So Dell gave up.

>>32323922
YOU CAN SPEND CHRISTMAS WITH ME IF YOU WANT
I AM A BIT TOUCHY THOUGH
IFYOUKNOWWHATIMEAN

>>32323934
>Dell
Well, there's your problem.

>>32323934
If you want a great laptop, get something from Lenovo.
They are expenisve, but really worth the money.

>>32323944
YOU ARE CHEATING ON RAINBOW DASH LOUDANON?

I'm gonna tell her

Okay, theoretically, what would happen if Pinkie Pie runs out of party? What if Pinkie Pie is already dead and if her heart rate ever goes below a certain level she dies again?

Some sweet fanon is going to burn in 3 days

My body is ready

>>32323934
GET A MAC
THEN RUN GENTOO ON IT

>>32323934
What the hell is wrong with your laptop? Mine is a bit crap since sometimes it just randomly doesn't wanna boot, but otherwise it more or less works, and it's 4 years old

>>32323944
If you keep it above the belt I honestly wouldn't care.

>>32323954
NO NO NO!

>>32323912
Well, they seem to use saddles too, without anyone to really ride them. Then again a riding crop haven't appeared in the series.. hmm

>>32323922
I'm sorry to hear that, man. That sucks. Do you have Steam or something? I can get you a small gift, if you like. I don't have much money, but I don't eat much, so my food budget can go towards other, better things.

>>32323925
Haha, nah, that's quite amusing, man, thank you. I do feel a little better, being back. Just need Reu to stop disappearing on me.

>>32323944
i like that, anon, i like it a lot

>>32323946
>>32323948
Lenovo, huh? Sounds good to me. I was checking out the Sony Vaio line, they're supposed to be good too.

>>32323912
In case you need to smack a bitch.

>>32323934
>I have £800 and no experience whatsoever, should I consider building one?
Sure. Computers are not all that difficult to put together. Come visit us in /g/ if you run into trouble.

>>32323982
>GOING TO /G/
>HAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHANO

>>32323974
I have a Packard Belle, but it can run almost everything and haven't faltered for a moment.

>>32323982
>visit /g/
>instead of asking mlpgeneral

>>32323962
I don't know, man. It's just bad.

>>32323982
Sounds good to me. I lie when I say I have no experience, my dad ran the IT department at a university and I've done some building in my time, but it's been a long time. Are there any recommendations you can give me on parts to get? Like, an image or something?

>>32323982
>/g/

>>32323969
I'll take her off your hands, loudanon
I'll loove her good

>>32323974
I haven't used a Vaio yet so I can't say anything about them.
Sorry, bro.

>>32323968
NO PROMISES

>>32324005
AND NO TO THIS TOO

>>32324013
Dash, are the claims that you aren't the bluest pony true?

>>32323974

>I'm sorry to hear that, man. That sucks. Do you have Steam or something? I can get you a small gift, if you like

I appreciate the thought.

But really I'll be fine. I'm just not in the mood anymore. The "spirit" as it were. I won't get into personal shit because none of you want to hear it and I don't want to talk about it.

>>32323955
Why does this picture make me sad?

>>32323988
>>32323992
>>32324002

What's wrong with /g/? There are a lot of knowledgeable and courteous people who hang out there that can help with most problems you have.

>>32324026
WHAT DO YOU THINK?

>>32324032
i dunno man.
I think the heart looks tasty.

>>32324043
i went to /g/ once
but i never came back

>>32324043

>>32323955
>Implying the Sonic Rainboom didn't blast out Pinkie's soul back then
>implying the things possessing her body has ever been alive

>>32324044
That your hair is rainbow and Trixie's is blue. That makes her bluer.

>>32324006
No worries, man. Thanks for the rec anyway, I'll check Lenovo out.

>>32324028
Fair enough, I won't pry. But if you ever want to chat or rethink the offer, just give me a shout, man. Always willing to lend a metaphorical ear.

>>32324043
While that's true, they also like to troll. This is still 4chan. I wouldn't consult anyone on this website when making decisions that involve hundreds of dollars

>>32324032
Because the happiest, partyiest, cheeriest pony is laid bare and unmoving at your feet.

>>32324063
I would like to read that as a full story.

Writefags! Get on it!

>>32324001
You mean this?

>building your own computer
>not just buying one from a store with a warranty so that you don't have to fix problems yourself when they arise

>>32324064
YEAH WELL
SHE ISN'T BLUE ON THE INSIDE

>>32324064
You sure?

Anyone have that image of Golden Tiara and Silver Spoon being raped by a human? It's got cum spilling out of the pony to the right.

Just the artist is fine.

>>32324064
>Implying Dash doesn't have more blue colors in her mane than Trixie

>>32323955
I'd ejaculate over that vital organ

>>32324081
You can get parts under warranty.

I've been building computers from parts for years.
Never had a problem.

Wait, Celestia's still alive in F:E?
And she was trapped in a box?

Wasn't there a big thing about her not controlling the sun anymore?

>>32324083
>Blue body
>Blue mane
>Blue eyes

We have a winner

>>32324087
>To the right

You mean the one to the left. THE ONE OF THE LEFT YOU FUCKER.

>>32324070
4chan was immensely helpful in helping me select which dildos i was going to spend my thousand on

>>32324075
Is NTSTS still aroun these parts?

>>32324111
HER HEART DOESN'T PUMP BLUE BLOOD THOUGH

>>32324112
This and I'm pretty sure it isn't a rape pic. Statutory maybe.

>>32324099
>implying she's not been opened up to insert candy inside of her again

>>32324070
/g/ are pretty obvious when they try to troll. You'll know if you're getting 'serious /g/.'

>>32324126
Why is she fucking a cloud?

>>32324107
Watch it with spoilers anon
She isn't controlling it. She can only see and hear through the cameras of the SPP towers. And she isn't alive. Her mind was downloaded into a computer maneframe, so technically, she is dead.

>>32324123
his new job is very demanding

>>32324123
He's being moody and skyrim

>>32324080
Yeah, something like that. Thanks, man. Now I just need to figure out how to put it all together and hey presto, computer!

>>32324135
YOU WOULD IF YOU COULD

So who's going to the first ever Bronycon? I've got a roadtrip all planned out baby.

http://bronycon.org/

>>32324135
Don't tell me you wouldn't try it if you could.

>>32324139
>maneframe
really

>>32324142
>>32324143
So who to believe now?

>>32324163
his new job is being a moody skyrimmer

>>32324163
both are true.

>>32324145
Just put things where they fit. Technology is magic.

>>32324160
You disgust me

>>32324161
Pony and horse puns are best puns.

>>32324106

If you're confident in your ability to build and rebuild computers, then I guess it isn't an issue. But for the less experienced, having technical support is a valuable asset.

>>32324145
ALL YOU HAVE TO DO IS TAKE A CPU OF FLOUR
SOMETHING SOMETHING SOMETHING
SUDDENLY COMPUTER!

>>32324139
>Spoilers
>Implying it isn't already spoiled beyond repair by the ever-deteriorating writing

>>32324159
>>32324161
Couldmind

Well, yes, yesterday I was watching storm clouds coming and I thought how soft would be to fuck in a cloud...or in this case, fucking a cloud

>>32324168
>>32324169

>>32324126
>HER HEART DOESN'T PUMP BLUE BLOOD THOUGH
You are now imaging tiny Prince Blueblood ruining around around in your/her veins

>>32324171
Remember, if it isn't fitting, you aren't shoving it in hard enough.

>>32324184
>opinions

>cloudfucking

That's not funny, Cloud Kicker got pregnant that way.

>>32324171
>Just put thing were they fit
>Rape a pony

>>32324126
Rainbow Dash is most blueblooded pony.

>>32324209
WHICH REMINDS ME... TERSEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>32324190
>implying it wouldn't be great to lie on a cloud by Fluttershy's side, tickling her wings and kissing her neck

>>32324209
That's what happens when you sleep inside the clouds

>>32324219
ON IT
EXPECT IT SOON

>>32324080
>extreme
>7200 rpm hdd

>>32324229
BUT I DEMAND IT NOW!

>>32324227
>Fluttershy

That's not how you spell Rainbow Dash

what if cloud is pegasus poop

>>32324257
i'd eat that shit

>>32324227
I WOULD FUCK SMILe OC IN HIS CLOUD!

>>32324250
reu is already drawing as fast as he can! and he has essays and shit to do! i can't push him any harder

I think we all know what's going to happen on Saturday

>>32324257
But Dash would call you a coltcuddler for doing that.

>>32324227
>implying I wouldn't in a heartbeat if I could

>>32324263
you've changed leth

>>32324247
>not putting performance critical software on the SSD

>>32324265
Equestria is England c ~1066

Unicorns are the Normans
Earth Ponies are Saxons
Pegasii are Vikings

>>32324256
Dash wouldn't be kissing and cuddling. You'd break the cloud together.

>>32324228
You should always practice safe cloud sex

>>32324160
There was already one this year, and it was pretty sweet.

>>32324256
who wants to make out with a dyke?

Lots of Rarity this season apparently.

Needs more Luna.

>>32324265
MY LITTLE RARITY: RARITY IS RARITY GENERAL?

>>32324295
i do actually

>>32324287
so basically, earth ponies get fucked everywhichway? sounds fair to me.

>>32324301
what is going on in this picture?

>>32324276

SMILe is a pegasus?

>>32324321
??

twitch

twitch

>>32324290
>and it was pretty sweet.

>>32324321
Screwball's tail is twitching, it means something is going to fall up.

>>32324325
maybe? i don't know

>>32323747
I don't buy anyone shit. Tis the season to be getting, HAH-HAH-HAH.

>>32324340
My load into your butt

>friend has a hot cousin visiting her
>we hang out
>hot cousin talks about her hobbies and interests
>PONIES. NO FUCKING WAI.
>our group goes out to the movies that evening
>hang in the mall for 40 minutes before the film
>hot topic... ugh... why not j- PONY SHIRT
>buy a pony shirt and wear it under my jacket
>she glancingly sees it as we walk in the theater
>is that a pony shirt?! hahaha! what a fag!
>friends mockingly dont let me sit with them in the theater
>they chat and have a good time
>i'm stuck on the end of the row next to a grandpa and his kid
>have to wear my coat closed and hot because i dont want them to see my shirt and think im a pedo or something.
>i... don't have any feels anymore.

WHY HAVE I SEEN NATHAN AVATARS ON OTHER FORUMS

OH GOD WHY

>>32324153
*yay*

>>32324350
yeah... if that is not copypasta I am done with this thread

>>32324350
>buy a pony shirt and wear it under my jacket
Kill yourself

>>32323747
>that feel when you want to send something cool this christmas to your bros but you have no money

>>32324363
*action*

>>32324350
Oh man someone post that Luna in the bathroom cap from last week or whatever; I never saved it.

>>32324350
I like your friends cousin.

>>32324325
Huh, some anon ponified me some days ago...as a pegasus, yes

Didn't save the pic though

>>32324377
>that feel when you did it anyway and just didn't eat for two weeks

>>32324350
>going to hot topic
>ever

>>32324350
You're doing it wrong, faggot.

>>32324390
I DON'T SEE YOU SMILING AT YOUR OC

>>32324395
TERSE WHY YOU NO EAT

IF YOU NO EAT YOU BLOW AWAY

I SEEN YOU

YOU BLOW AWAY

>>32324399
I used to go to Hot Topic but then I took a hipster to the knee.

>>32324325
>>32324377
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FHF-A-mP4RQ&list=FLcliHHcgtWfahPRJShHynJg&index=31&featur
e=plpp_video

>>32324377
ONE MILLION PESOS

>>32324418

There's something wrong with this thread.

>>32324409
eating is lame and for faggots. giving presents is cool and all the cool kids do it. i don't want to be a dork! plus, i've got enough body fat to last me anyway. i live on apples.

>Rarity appears on screen
>My heartrate quickens
>my palms get sweaty
>My erection aches painfully

Does this happen to anyone else?

>>32324377
Aren't you a drawfag? Just draw them something cool.

>>32324452
Needs more pony.

>>32324455
YOU BLOW AWAAAAAAAAY

>>32324452
its a conspiracy

>>32324460
he is a colorfag
so he gets crayons

>>32324421
Do you have an email?

>>32324377
I know that feel, bro...ese largo viaje que hice hace unos días me dejó sin un peso

>>32324459
Nope.
I only boner here when the appropriate picture or piece of writing presents itself.

>>32324483
if rustydooks learned how to draw ponys then he'd probably be the best drawfag here

>>32324464
I absolutely love her stockings and gloves.
Because of my fetish.
For full opera gloves and stockings.
I didn't think it extended to ponies.

I was wrong.

>>32324350
>Buy a pony shirt
>proceed to wear it in public

Too deep bro.

Too deep.

You're like one of those dumbfucks wearing the Naruto headbands. Might seem amusing to their equally engrossed circle of friends but they look like a total faggot to everyone else.

>>32324491
Wait what?

Doesn't everybody?
This isn't 1991.

>Bronycon

>>32324508
>Using email
>Past 2005

>>32324501
except wearing t-shirts is normal behavior

>>32324495
I can boner from particularly apt implications, but nothing less
...okay, Pinkie covered in chocolate

>>32324464
That picture sure is...something.

>>32324350
>>32324399
>>32324418
Man, I avoided Hot Topic even before it was mainstream... I dunno why but I just NEVER felt welcomed in that place. I go in there and it almost feels like everyone just starts looking at me.

Might have had something to do with me wearing khakis and Izod polo shirts though as well as having a sweater tied around my neck.

>>32324523
what the hell in an email? its like regular mail?

>>32324460
I can't draw even if my life depended on it.

Trust me, i'm a doctor.

>>32324395
Terse, why you are such a nice guy?

>>32324494
Bueno, por lo menos ya viene el aguinaldo, aver si asi logro enviarle algo a alguien haha.

>>32324523
i still use AOL instant messenger
fufufu~

>>32324452
Nono it's with "..."

>There's something wrong with this thread...

>>32324508
What is it then?

>>32324535
You like something, don't you, anon?

>>32324557
>saliva in hair

ew

>>32324537

>polos with the your sweater tied around the neck

Either you just came from a country club or you're a huge douche.

>>32324542
So do I.
Except I have a special program for it called pidgin.

But yeah.
Apparently people still use AIM. Imagine that.

Not sure if you're still here Terse but this helped me a lot with my first build, side links and all.

http://www.reddit.com/r/buildapc/

>>32324557
>That anatomy

Awful

>>32324538

It's Electronic Mail. Basically they turn your letter into beeps and boops, then shoot it through a metal string and it turns back into words on your friend's screen.

>>32324540
I hope so! El año pasado me dieron el aguinaldo a principio de éste mes pero éste año aún no me lo han dado...

Me deben estar pasando factura por las horas que paso aquí

>>32324540
All my 7th grade spanish trying to come back to me....

You said something about rice.

>>32324549
You don't mind if I ask why you're asking?

>>32324557
Ponies are too fat.

I'm a pony

DON'T HIT ON ME, SILLY PRIMATES~

>>32324524
Yeah. But grown men wearing MLP shirts?

I'd say not. Even on the high school/early college age range you seem to be it is just strange.

And then instead of trying to play it off like a joke or something you got all self conscious about it after the fact.

Not the best plan, was it? You plan on getting a tattoo next or something?

Rainbow Dash is the prettiest pony

>>32324590
>>32324590
beeps? boops? metal string!?

i need to lie down....

>>32324557
Yeah. Kinda.

>>32324585
You're missing the point.

>>32324615
DO NOT EVER POST THAT PIC AGAIN!

>>32324604
GET OUT OF HERE FOOL, BEFORE THEY TAINT YOU!

>>32324615
She really is

>>32324604

I-I can't stop thinking of one-liners and waggling my eyebrows suggestively!

>>32324540
i'm not, man! i'm a guilty guy more than anything. speaking of which, do you use your dA often? how often would you say you use it? often enough to justify a premium membership?

>>32324583
hey, thanks, man! i'll check it out!

>>32324627
will you relax there, caps lock?

its just a smile

>>32324618
Would you guys hug and snuggle a Rarity in heat?

>>32324575
>Not rich enough for country club
>Realize I was a douche
>My face when...

>>32324540
i got a compliment on my drawing from a random stranger today.

it was a preppy jock dude and we were all playing magic the gathering. he came up to rip into us, and he was all. oh thats pretty good due.

i was well pleased

>>32324627
yeah why are you so bent out of shape?

We haven't seen Rainbow's parents yet.

Do you think her mother is as pretty as Dash is?

Because let's face it, Dash is a very pretty pony.