I guess that week of being off of /co/ has really left me in the dark

who the fuck is shining armor and princess cadence?

Who's Shining Armor?

Who's Andrew Francis?

and shining armor is?

>>32310189
Feels good pony.

>Shining Armor
Oh shit.
Rarity is going to be all over him.
And if Spike's in this episode he's going to be fucking anal devastated

>>32310273
Braeburn VA.

>>32310276
Some random unicorn, he is going to marry the new alicorn Princess Cadence.

>Celestia meets with with other Princess in an episode where she learns a lesson about friendship and writes a letter to herself.

GOAT episode.

>>32310364
Apparently I haven't been paying attention. Where are these details coming from?

>>32310268
>>32310273
>>32310276
Oh man, this is great.

>>32310390
EqD.

>>32310390
THE FUTURE

>>32310276
>>32310268
The white unicorn next to the alicorn: >>32308502

KEEP IT IN ONE THREAD FAGGOTS:

>>32308377
>>32308377
>>32308377
>>32308377
>>32308377
>>32308377
>>32308377
>>32308377
>>32308377
>>32308377

>>32310451
Ah, thank you.

we are here:

>>32308377
>>32308377
>>32308377
>>32308377
>>32308377
>>32308377
>>32308377
>>32308377
>>32308377
>>32308377

Wait
WAIT
WAIT
A
NEW
FUCK
ING
ALICORN

WHO IN MONSTER WORLD THOUGHT THIS WAS A GOOD IDEA?

oh man
is candence some princess of some other pony nation
is she related to celestia
how
why wouldn't she have been brought up until now
why wasn't rarity crushing on this shining armor pony instead of blueblood
so many questions

So a pink alicorn is making an appearance. This has to be a mandate from Hasbro.

>>32310467
>>32310502
This thread is going to be recycled when the other thread dies.

>>32310233
her wings are so pretty

>>32310583
>her wings are so pretty

Fuck her wings. Who is she? What's her relation to Luna and Celestia? I demand answers.

>>32310533
I like they're in the past

like a flashback episode, but of stuff we haven't seen

Like a "in the past" episode

Now every shitty fanfic writer will claim this as justification for their terrible OC.

THEY'RE CELESTIA AND LUNA'S PARENTS

>Shining Armor

You spelled it wrong.

you may only become an alicorn when you achieve CHIM

>All royal godhood fanfics are now ruined

YOUR TEARS ARE DELICIOUS!

But honestly, I'd have preferred that only Luna and Celestia were Alicorns though having some backstory on that group of pony will be nice.

>>32311350

They have been doing this shit all the time.

>>32310246

That is what I'd like to know.

>>32310376
>writes a letter to herself.
Oh yes, this would be hilarious where they lampshade the premise of the show.

Durp

>>32311633
please jessy, just go be a furry somewhere else

>>32311610
New alicorns confirmed for the Christmas episode

>>32311633
Looks good.

>>32311633
nice

>>32311592
It'll be especially hilarious if there's no explanation given at all. Then fanon will be clamoring to come up with an explanation.

>>32311633
yes

>>32311647
ohboyherewegoagain

>>32311633
It's beautiful.

>>32311633
Eeeeeee

>>32311647
JESSY DEFENSE FORCE GO GO GO

>>32311647
she is a furry?
what

>>32311633
Love it!

>>32311633
Now give her a big, plush, fuckable ass.

Okay, I'm going to stop namefagging for this thread. It was turning me into a moron.

>>32311633
Awww. Good job Jessy. Can I request bigger pictures next time?

>>32311686
MEEEOOOW

>>32311633
it sucks it really sucks

>>32311647
http://vocaroo.com/?media=vNuoew04MYyK1vOzc

>>32311702
You made the right decision. I used to be a namefag, myself...

And I'll probably go right back to doing it tomorrow.

>>32311702
>implying going anon won't make you an even bigger moron

>>32311627
I'd imagine she'd start writing a letter with "Dear Princess Celestia" before realizing her error and chuckling a bit, then writing it to Twilight. The justification being "I have learned a lesson about friendship that I feel will help with your research bleh bleh bleh"

>>32311718
I think I'm having a heart attack. What do?

>>32311705
Sure. Didn't mean to make it that small, but I realized the size far too late.

>>32311724
I USED TO BE A NAMEFAG
THEN I TOOK A MEME FROM A GAME I NEVER PLAYED TO THE KNEE

NERDS

>>32311592
maybe alicorns are just an ultra rare mutation, and Celestia and Lunas godhood are independent of that.

>>32311758
Dorks

>>32311650

So why are people going apeshit over this?

>>32311791

worldbuilding or something, I don't know.

>>32311791
Because it upsets our fanfiction.

>>32311791
We've only got 2 alicorns thus far in the entire series, and no mention of any others existing.

Moreso, the only other royal relative we've seen was just a unicorn.

Also we're just really light on royal family details.

>>32311758
>>32311781
DWEEBS

>>32311791
Strange thing to be going apeshit over it, when we're not even sure the context of how the character is portrayed.

I'm interested to see where she fits into the world, but any way it falls is fine by me.

>>32311718
I dare you to say "parangaricutirimicuaro" 6 times as fast as you can.

>>32311733

>>32311791
Because everything about ponies makes me giddy like a school girl, it's very embarrassing but I can't help it.

>>32311812
oh the humanity

>>32311828
nigger I don't think I could say that once

>>32311791

Because it goes against the fanon that Celestia and Luna are the only alicorns and thus gods despite no one really worshiping them.

>>32311791
Because alicorns are now becoming canon common species, which will end up with even more alicorn OCs.

I am writing >fanfiction of a >fanfiction.

And I am having fun doing so.

Fuck this gay earth.

>>32311818

Does it really matter though?

>>32311826
If it is anything like what happened with Discord, then I assume a lot of asspains will ensue with people and their shit fanfiction OCD OCs.

>>32311791
It implies a lot about the series universe that's contrary to things we have always assumed. Which I guess you wouldn't care about unless your an omega nerd.

But for omega nerds this is pretty huge.

on the subject of luna and celestia
do you think they will still hold summer sun celebrations? because the whole thing was celebrating luna's defeat right?

>>32311791
panic about OC characters gaining a glimmer of hope for legitimacy.

honestly they've never explicitly stated in the show why Luna and Celestia are Alicorns. everyone kind of assumed godhood, and thus alicorn OC's are a dead giveaway for Mary Sue territory.

I don't really care because I don't read fanfiction or browse DeviantArt. I just sort of assume its a royal family recessive mutation of some kind.

>>32311876
>4 members
>common species

>>32311846
We've heard "by Celestia" or "dear Celestia" or somesuch as a stand-in for equivalent phrases involving God, so....

>>32311887
Where in the show does it say that?

>>32311890
>Ponychan logic
I'd believe it.

There was that alicorn filly in Lesson Zero. They said it was an animation error, but maybe they were just trying to trick us. It was part of their plan all along and we figured it out too soon.

>>32311887
I don't think so. Seems like a plain ol' solstice celebration.

>>32311886

There is a lot of contradictory shit going on in the show so why try and explain it?

>>32311890
>>32311915

how many are going to be grimdark and edgy?

>>32311922
Or maybe it was an animation error

>>32311828
http://vocaroo.com/?media=vTi0qXopbwkknneE2

>>32311879
>rape

>>32311930
all of them

>>32311887
They still held Nightmare Night, and it was about Nightmare Moon, even after her redemption.

>>32311887
I'd imagine it'd just function as a counterpart to Nightmare Night now, with increasingly less focus on the NMM history now that Luna's cool again.

>>32311930
97% minimum

>>32311930
>Ember Storm

>>32311922
They said Derpy was an animation error too

JUST LOOK AT HER NOW

>>32311887
more importantly
will we see luna again this season?

>>32311931
or maybe it wasn't

>>32311938
Certainly a possibility

>>32311952
>Ember Storm

>>32311937

>>32311913
episode 1 dude.

>>32311937

>>32311962
wait

wait

hold on

is that

is that a pony version of the snow monster from ski free?

>>32311922

Princess Cadence sounds like fun.

I dread the Past Sins fags coming out of the woodwork to announce that Nyx is now canon.

>>32311962
or maybe fuck that yeti

>>32311937
>only one time
YOU FAILED ME! and made my heart explode

>>32311962
Oh fuck, is that a pony version of the Skifree yeti?
Fuck that god damned mothefucker.

So with other members of the Royal family, Blueblood finally fits in the equation?

A sister in law's child perhaps from an affluent unicorn family that got married into the alicorn dynasty?

>>32311957
>"Stop glorifying my disorder, you assholes! Leave me alone!"

>>32311962
Fuck this yeti

Ctrl+F

I want a pony Chip now

>>32312008

>>32312008
I just want porn. man

Man I can't wait to watch this play thing
it's going to be so fucking cute
I bet something will go wrong with one of the props
FUCK
those ponies are going to be wearing cute dresses and shit, so fucking uguu

>>32311962
So many dark memories return...
FUCK THAT FUCKER
Chip's adventure was better

>>32312023
Imma hug your eyes

>>32311992
its the ski free version of the ski free yeti.

>>32312027
>pony Chip

allofmychildhood.jpg

>>32312028
Amy is no longer attached to the show right?

>>32311929
Well yeah you could just take the Christian approach and not concern yourself with it. "God wrote it, I believe it, that does it!"

Others (omega nerds) experience the emotion of enjoyment when persuing explanations for things. Fun little logical exercises.

>>32311937
my god

>>32312037
>>32312037
>>32312037
do want

but what are you about?

>>32312037
oh gosh oh gosh me too
I am squeeeing like a motherfucker
Did you see Rarity? Will the CMC be there?

drunk pony you say

Y'all fillies need to put your TVs onto National Geographic.

Fuckin' horses tearin' shit up.

>>32311957

You see, there we go.

>>32312028
>littlest pet shop series
what..?

Celestia mention that her and Luna came to the aid of the ponies, and freed them from discord. Which makes it sound like there's this space-kingdom of super advanced alicorns out there, which the royal sisters left to found Equestria. I mean they had to have been born and raised and taught magic somewhere.

Daily reminder that writing fanfiction is to literature as doing a coloring book is to art.

If you write or enjoy fanfiction you should be ashamed.

>>32312050
>Chip's adventure

>>32312037
My prediction

The play is SO BAD, all the different ponies go back to hating each other

>>32312027
>>32312050
>>32312069
>chip's challenge
MAH NIGGAS

>>32312023
what she going to do? call her time lord boyfriend?

It surprises me how many females hang around these MLPG threads.
They either have something horribly wrong with them or have something horribly wrong with them.

>>32312113
I hope they argue over who was actually at fault

take the going-ons of the play bring them into real life and then they solve both he plays trouble and their own at the same time

>>32312127
Why can't they just enjoy the atmosphere?

>>32312105
It was a long time ago man.
I have shit memory

I miss those games...

>>32312113
If the play involves Twilight its gotta be perfect. She goes nuts when the Princess is around.

She's going to drive her friends up the wall over this pageant

>>32312127
>implying any of them are actually female

Guys, guys...

what if... now hear me on this one.


what if... aliconism is a rare genetic disease that causes vestigial wings and horn. Celebrated as a blessed mark this genetic condition is very rare among the plebian pony society (as such individuals who show it are generally considered special). How ever due to the nature of the royal family the mortal members of the royal family have a much greater incidence of alicornism (partly due to being direct mortal decendants of their god, partly due to incest.(think hemophilia) )

Alicornism lets a pony resemble their goddess at least superficially if not in their abilities.

>>32312096
But that's fucking wrong.

Coloring Book : Art :: Mad Libs : Literature

Fanfiction : Literature :: Fanart : Art

>>32312096
What's wrong with colouring books? They're kind of fun. If I somehow get a hold of a colouring placemat at a restaurant I will always do it.
My nephew showed me the fuck up, once.

>>32312150
>Jezzball

>>32312124
I fucking love you guys right now.

>>32312081
>>32312037

Dash as a cloud-Greek Pegasus, Rarity as a royal unicorn, and pinkie as earth pony in Elizabethan garb, all kind of squaring off. Hells yes, this will be awesome and cute at the same time.

>>32312113
Alt version: Mid way through the play, the mane cast get sent BACK IN TIME to the time of the war

They become instrumental in fixing things

>>32312124
Seeing as how I too enjoy that and you appear to lack the image here have a free mahnigger.jpg for appreciating Chips challenge

>>32312127
Chistery is an alcoholic and possibly transgender.
Rose is a furry
Jessy is a whore
So I guess you're right.

>>32312158
Bullshit. Fanart takes talent.

>>32312143
Im a man and sometimes I cant enjoy it, no normal human being would enjoy this place!

>>32312096
fanfiction is to literature as fanart is to art and you're being suck

>>32312143
That would be like enjoying a planetary atmosphere full of mustard gas.

>>32312095

>>space-kingdom of super advanced alicorns out there

Did somebody say Asgard Ponies?

>>32312143
>enjoy the atmosphere
>bunch of fat neckbeards throwing their sexual fantasies with cartoon horses around

>>32312150
You know you can get them on the web, right?

>>32312165
mah nigga

>>32312165
Fuck, that game was almost as annoying as Pipe Dream.

>>32312170
I wonder when ponies decided to stop wearing clothes.

>>32312158
Doing madlibs requires more talent than writing fanfiction. It takes skill to resist putting "pee" and "poop" in for everything.

>>32312178
All women are whores, all men are faggots and all ponyfags are autistic fucktards

>>32312178
and I still can't do anything :(

don't worry im going to practice art though guys.

>>32312203
I was so fucking good at Pipe Dream

Bioshock cant even handle me

>>32312181
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

>>32312178
>Jessy is a whore
You know the rules, pics or it didn't happen.

>>32312212
>forgetting verbs like "fuck" and "shit"
>not using "fuck" for EVERY WORD
Casual faggotry

>>32312156

Hey Grimderp, Celestia has used her wings to fly so their not vestigial. She's also used her horn plenty of times to perform strong feats of magic.

>>32312178
Fuk u fuk u fuk u fuk u fuk u fuk u fuk u

>>32312127
If there any femanons here

Wanna get a cup of coffee or something sometime?

>>32312212
the true art of mad lib writing is knowing the exact right place to put poop
those skilled in the craft only need to drop it in once.

I'm tired.

Entertain me, ponies.

>>32312241
Don't know why I saved this

I guess it all makes sense now

>>32312189
With all the constellations animals possibly being living creatures I'm surprised that nebulae isn't like, alive as well.

>>32312143
Leth we all know that everyone using the internet for anything besides work or Facebook is overweight, ass ugly, unemployed and dirt poor with no skills, lives with their parents, is a permanent virgin hated by everyone and crippled by dozens of mental and emotional problems, no exceptions. This is just well documented scientific fact, and its hardly anything new or interesting.

>>32312251
Celestia's a god, she doesn't have alicornism. Alicornism only affects mortal ponies.

>>32312262
Nope. you are ugly.

>>32312266
read Twilight Skies Over Canterlot

>>32312204
.......thats a good fucking question!

>>32312293
and fat

>>32312234
That's not fanart. That's a shitty OC and a bad drawing.

This is fanart.

>>32312287
Maybe it's like Drakkhen and THE SKY WANTS YOU FUCKING DEAD

>>32312203
>pipe dream
>jazzball
>skifree
>pipe dream
Oh man I wasted so much time on those

>>32312127
I was still under the impression that MLP generals were a men only gentlemens club.

>>32312266
Entertain yourself, loser

>>32312266

>>32312300
after the sexual revolution of course.

>>32312212

Getting mad about fanfics is several orders of magnitude lower than writing them.

>that feel when you can't even draw a circle

>>32312204
>>32312300
when it got hot out

>>32312293
>>32312303
But


but, I'm a nice guy....

>>32312326
YES HAHAHAHHAHA!

>>32312153

aaaaww shit I just realised.
The pageant is going to partially be about Celestia. Who's also going to be in the audience watching.

Poor, poor Twilight.

>>32312334
I don't know that feel at all

>>32312317
Pipe dream would devour entire days. I would have nothing to do for a few minutes and sit down at the computer, then get up in 4 hours, wondering why I was hungry so early.

>>32312326
I will be entertained for hours.

>>32312316
If I saw a giant Scorpio constellation thing climbing down from the sky to wreck my shit I'd be outta that continent SO FAST.

The Ursas are terrifying

>>32312317
I've never beaten any of them. Got fairly far in Chip's Adventure, though.

>>32312334
I have a guide for that.

>>32312326

Oh yeah, that's it.

Make me forget my troubles.

>>32312296
What?

>>32312325
Nonsense, pink one. You're quite capable for the task.

>>32312326
I like this little yellow one!

>>32312326
>but the spinning cutie mark already belongs to the local Beyblade champion.

wait

post ponies undressing

>>32312345
You might be mistaken. I've seen it happen.

Be like me instead and embrace your inner asshole

NO NOT THAT ONE

The problem with fanart vs. fanfiction is that if you're doing fanart you can usually tell pretty easily if it's terrible. With fanfiction, it's harder to tell.

I've got a helpful tool for figuring out if your fanfiction sucks though: if it's fanfiction then it sucks.

>>32312343

Global warming. I blame Celestia.

>>32312378

A RAHJANG IS ATTACKING PONYVILLE
WHAT DO

>>32312353
>twilight's response when someone messes with the plot of the pageant

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PA72wEDsWak

>>32312380

>>32312380
I think it's a shame they pretty much gave away their cutie marks already
they are going to hold onto the "we don't know what we want to do" shtick till the end of the damn series

>>32312371
Wait you can beat them?
I thought only Chip had an ending while the others would go on and on and on till you lose

Seriously that yeti made me cry when I first played it

See this in trunk.

What do?

>>32312259
He failed to provide proof of you being a whore, which means you ain't one. Please continue to be a good drawfag and have a nice day.

>>32312345
If you dont look like a character from Twilight you will never get a women

>>32312096
>if you write or enjoy fanfiction you should be ashamed

http://www.cracked.com/article_19084_5-reasons-pop-culture-run-by-fan-fiction.html

Jane Austen fanfiction first appeared around 1850, and fan stories based on the works of Arthur Conan Doyle and Lewis Carroll not much later. A Sherlock Holmes fanfiction-writing group, the Baker Street Irregulars, started in 1934 and has since had members such as Isaac Asimov and Franklin Delano Roosevelt.

so i guess you're wrong

on all fucking accounts

>>32312432
Help her.

>>32312317
I just looked up the code for the last level because I got stuck

Why is Twilight so adorable?

>>32312398
But what you're describing is the would-be reader being a lazy fag. It's his problem if he can't read it, not the author or the work.

>>32312353
She won't flip her shit too bad. I think. But some of her friends are going to be majorly annoyed.

Oooh both princesses gonna be there. So cool.

>>32312259
Whore is just a synonym for "a female who doesn't loves me" here in 4chan

>>32312432
keep walking

>>32312445
FDR was one of the worst human beings in history. He was so horrible that God took away his ability to walk.

Way to make your case.

>>32312432
Neat. I dont even own a car


Take her home, still tied up and then hug her and pet her and take car of her and hug her some more

>>32312398
>reading will always be superior and I am mad that I have ADHD

>>32312432
Try to remember where or when I bought a car.

>>32312432
My trunk, or someone elses?

Both would involve letting the little pony free, the second would also involve calling the cops.

>>32312445
Shut up, nathan. You're doing it wrong.

>>32312432
My own Rarity
Now i'll never be unfabulous ever again

Of course if she wants to leave I'll let her...and be all alone..again...

>>32312432
Notify the authorities and the local veterinary office.

>>32312410
BUT THIS ONE IS

>>32312432
get her out of those restraints, they look uncomfourtable
then I suppose I help her out of the car and we go on an adventure discovering the true meaning of humanity together
ah who am I kidding I'd get her out and she'd run off and I'd never see her again

>>32312432
Turn on Steeler Wheel's "Stuck in the middle with you" and get my straight razor.

>>32312445
the post and the link gave me cancer

>>32312432
Untie her, care for her, and promise to help her track down the scumbag that kidnapped her, leading her to develop feelings for me on her own.

And then when we find that piece of shit, I'll subtly slip him his fee

>>32312462
Because she's Twilight.

>>32312479
>Ignoring Isaac

Yeah, FDR was a pansy, but you can't just skip the first guy and talk about the second.

>>32312432
hope to god I have a friend now

>>32312432

Couldn't she have just magic'd her way out?

>>32312462
Because she's purple.

>>32312430
Chip's Adventure had an ending? I suppose it would, since they can't have an infinite number of puzzles, right? I got to somewhere around 60-ish chips before I either had to get off the computer or was stumped.

>>32312524
iRobot was a shitty movie and he should feel bad.

>>32312524
>you can't just skip the first guy and talk about the second.
he just did

>>32312537
>Applejack face when

>>32312445
Not really. Just because good writers wrote fanfiction doesn't mean the fanfiction itself was good. It also doesn't mean that they shouldn't be ashamed of themselves.

Moreover, at least they weren't writing fanfiction for a cartoon intended for little girls and at least they weren't introducing darks themes into it like death, disease, whatever-other-shit-you-people-write-about

>>32312395
I cant. I have a giant mangina where my being a man lobe is.

I can only do nice things, like pet ponies

>>32312542
But iPods are pretty okay, I think he redeemed himself

>>32312542
Oooh, this guy's good.

>>32312539
So you're saying that the only reason you don't find Trixie adorable is that she needs more red tint to her coat?

>>32312574
iPods are even worse!

>>32312553

Mostly rape and murder.

Sometimes lobotomy.

>>32312432
Cut the tape without tearing it off (seriously that would fucking hurt if you were covered in fur), figure out what happened, track down the kidnapper, tear out his spine, beat him with it, reverse every other joint on his body, call the cops, release rarity.

No I wouldn't keep her that'd be wrong

>>32312587
That ain't even true. Click wheels brah, they're the future.

>>32312578
Yep, she is too blue. That is why Rainbow dash is worst pony as well

>>32312578

I don't like Trixie because she's a bitch, not because of her color.

>>32312594
LOBOTORAPE

>>32312594
I seriously shouldn't have played OWB

>>32312608
Do you like Rainbow Dash?

>>32312605
Fuck your shit. The Zune is the master race.

>>32312432
Hop in the trunk with her, close the hood, and hope someone returns us to sender.

>>32312326
I knew I had a better version around somewhere, just couldn't find it.

>>32312578
Purple is simply one reason why Twilight is cute. No amount of purple could redeem Trixie.

>>32312542
>iRobot
>movie

your trollfu is impressive

>>32312611
FUTA LOBOTORAPE

>>32312608
Would Twilight still be cute if she was a bitch?

>>32312636
DIAPERED FUTA LABOTORAPE

>>32312636
FUTA LOBOTORAPE CAVES

>>32312638
Nope. The personality is my main draw. Change that and you can fuck yourself in the ass.

>>32312622

No, but she's arrogant, which I dislike.

>>32312628
>not owning a Sony Walkman

>>32312638

Clearly the answer is no.

>>32312578
No, Trixie was in Boast Busters, and every pony in that episode was a massive cunt.

>>32312553
With me it's war, racism, a child getting his wings hacked off, and feeling bad after pity sex with a whore.

>>32312650
>>32312654
TICKLING SCAT DIAPERED FUTA LOBOTORAPE CAVES

>>32312501
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FtxR1aiORqk
>mah nigga

>>32312670
G1 MLP isn't airing anymore, bro. Move on.

>>32312684
YOU FORGOT 'LACTATING'

>>32312684
HAVE WE GONE TOO FAR?

>>32312628
I thought I was the only one who owned a Zune.

>there is a direct correlation between coat/mane color and a pony's personality

>>32312638
>>32312671

I would take Trixie and hug her and teach her to be a nicer person

>>32312370
>scorpio

>>32312684
HYPNO TICKLING SCAT DIAPERED FUTA LOBOTORAPE CAVES HOOVES

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xBiX3JP_-lg


Oh hey, what's this?

>>32312633
On a scale of 1 to purple where does Twilight fall on the purple scale

If 1 is least purple and 10 is Purple Explosion

>>32312675

>>a child getting his wings hacked off

But why?

>>32312721
MOTHERFUCKER
>>32312707

>>32312712
I have one too.

1st hardware gen, fuck year 30 gig black brick

>>32312720
Vriska is Scorpio, you dummy

>>32312717

>>32312728
9

There is the possibility of too much purple. Twilight does not exceed this.

>>32312737
Because you lobotomize ponies.

>>32312725
What in

What in the fuck.

that guy is hella dextrous if he can play through a fursuit.

what the hell is lobotorape

do you

like

put your penis in their brain

>>32312720
Is it possible for you to respond to anything I say other than unrelated pictures of...random shit

>>32312691
I'll stop when Take On Me stops being the best song.

>>32312717
But

Pinkie and Fluttershy both have pink manes and they're polar opposites

>>32312728
I'll say seven.

>>32312296
didn't that story have big, wavy-maned Luna way before it was canon?

>>32312774
He is so randum like pinki xd

>>32312769
This.
Props to him, that would be fucking impossible.

>>32312772
WE DO NOW!

>>32312737
To see if I could get away with it on EqD.

>>32312775
mah nigga

>>32312725
...

FUCK.

also jesus christ that is some bad timing, i mean i know it's hard to play with gloves on but christ, it's like listening to someone with no concept of rhythm play.

>>32312753

>>32312775
www.youtube.com/watch?v=NG699ZyAbPU

There you go.

>>32312725
Something that's still better than Brony Pizza Hut

Seriously, I challenge you guys to find me a pony-related video more upsetting than BPH. I have already seen Brit-Asks-Fluttershy's-VA-About-Clopping.wmv and even that wasn't as bad

>>32312775
Reel Big Fish >>>>>>>>>>> a-ha

Deal w/it

>>32312717

But Trixie has a blue coat and is a bitch. Dash also has a blue coat, but she...oh...

>>32312769
He cheated; it's a recording furry faggot

>>32312777
>Shape or style of the mane is also to be taken into account

>>32312775
>>32312691
>people not realizing that Sony kept the Walkman brand going way past the end of the cassette era for other portable players

>>32312829
What about that guy who did a presentation about ponies?

>>32312842
>can't even get the timing right on a recording
Pathetic.

>>32312877
Which one?

MLPG what does it mean when your heart feels really large in your chest, and every time it beats, your whole body shakes with the force?

>>32312849
So


If I were to curl Fluttershy's hair, shed be more like Pinkie?

>>32312765
I dunno, she's awful close to full purple. Berry is more purple, but less cute.

I need to fine tune this scale...

GODAMNIT.
I MISSED GLITTERGLUE AGAIN, AND HE WAS DOING REQUESTS.
FUUUUCK.
I JUST WANT AN AWESOME PICTURE OF TWIDOLL ON HER OWN STANDING.
IS THAT TOO MUCH TO ASK?

>>32312842
THAT was a recording?

Jesus. At a certain point it's just time to give up. On everything.

>>32312892
you're going to die son

i'm afraid it's terminal

>>32312877
There was one that was decent. With her dark matter butterflies.

Since the project itself was to rip apart the physics of a TV show.

>>32312777

They have some things in common. Just assume pink mane signifies those traits and test to see if it holds for all cases. Coat color is probably more important anyway.

>>32312892
It means you need more Scootaloo.

>>32312892
The cute is working. You are being healed.

I'm so happy for you.

>>32312892
OLD GODS raping your mind, kill self now, save humanity.

>>32312859
Nah I actually had one of the Cd players till like 2005 or something

Actually I still have it, still works too.

>>32312898
Just ask on his fimchan thread

>>32312898

The last time he was doing requests was like hours ago

... unless I missed one more recently

>>32312892
That means it's time to start eating right and exercising.

But in the short term it means you're going to be in an ER in the near future.

N4CHOS HOW DO I SEX PONY

>>32312877
The physics kid? Not even close. At least he was teaching people shit AND he didn't sing. Plus the class was laughing and I'm giving it about a 25% chance that they were not laughing AT him, which is pretty good.

Plus that kid got an A on the presentation. Good for him.

What makes you want to fuck ponies the most

>>32312895

I love it when Fluffy makes pictures of baby pones humping someone's head.

>>32312958
With a stool and lube?

>>32312909
>>32312922
That was actually a serious question. I feel like that guy in Hidden Temple whose heart gets ripped out. Like it's going to physically burst out like a fucking alien.

I'm actually getting worried that my years of wild hedonism are catching up with me. I don't have a phone with me, or health insurance. If I had a heart attack, I would die alone, and the last thing people would ever find out about me is that I visit my little pony general on 4chan. FUCK.

>>32312933
yay, more cute ponies for the cure!

>>32312983
It seems that you have a lot of experience fucking farm animals

>>32312972
I need that with Sweetie/Rarity and AJ/AB.

>>32312877
I thought that first physics one was actually pretty okay.

>>32312959
Yeah, looking back on video the most painful thing about it was how nervous he was, and that happens with any kind of presentation. The presentation itself wasn't too horrible all things considered.

>>32312993
that was a serious answer

you're going to die

>>32312966
Personality
Dem eyes
Squishy marshmallow pony butthole and candy-flavored pony semen

In reverse order.

>>32312993
Is your arm numb?

>>32312966
The fact I can't seperate 'cute' and 'sexy' in my head

>>32312983
Now when you say stool.....

>>32313042
I'm not Faceless.

>>32312891
Wait. What.

There was more than one?

>>32313023
I would drink futa twilight's candy semen with great rigor. If that's what she wants.

>>32312993
Just going out on a limb here, but have you been smoking weed?

>>32312966
When they tell me "yes" after I ask them "wanna have sex?"

>>32313023
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AFzLd8EK3sU

So is there any pictures of pony lobotomy or are you guys just bullshitting me?

>>32313054
no the other guy. with the bandana

>>32313029
Nah.

I don't actually think I'm going to have a heart attack, though, I looked up the symptoms. Plus, I'm not fat, I eat like one slice of pizza a day. I could not be more lean.

>>32313033
Well, technically speaking, its the same thing. The parts of your brain that registers "cute" are the same that registers "sexy"

>>32312966
I dont want to fuck them, but I really feel attracted to their voices and personalities. I would like to know a real girl with any of the 6 main characters personality

>>32313013

I've got Apple Bloom but no Sweetie Belle.

>>32313054
I konw there was who did a physics presentation on why MLP was physically inaccurate science-wise, and I'm pretty sure I've seen others, not that I've watched them.

No takers on finding a video worse than Brony Pizza Hut?

I guess that's a good thing. Maybe I've truly seen the worst this community has to offer. Maybe it's all uphill from here. Maybe this life is still worth living.

Maybe...

>>32313084
Then you need more Scootaloo.

>>32313086
ROOOOOOOOOOOOOSE!

>>32313084
You can be skinny and still be totally fucked up inside.

>>32313086
Brains don't work that way

>>32313086
but that's wrong, you faggot

>>32313089
Thank you.
Its just be or that Mac is not big enought?

>>32313054
Yeah. Not pretty.

>>32313097
Is it really as bad as it sounds? Because I'm guessing it's worse.

Would you a pony if she asked you nicely and made hot cocoa for the two of you afterwards?

>>32313109
>>32313110
It's true, look it up.

>>32313086
Really? Cause there's overlap, but they're very clearly separated in my head.

>>32313109

Shut the fuck up Twilight. You only know that because you play around with mind control spells.

>>32312445
>FDR wrote fanfiction

EVERYTHING I KNOW IS A LIE

>>32313109
Read it in her voice.

>>32313142
Cause you can understand the difference. Its like how smelling and tasting are the same thing, but are different

>>32313089
Aha, there's that picture. I was in the stream when he was making that, but I never saw it after that.

>>32313127
In the first couple minutes they parade through the streets singing Winter Rap Up.

Yeah it's really that bad. It's one of those videos that's almost physically painful to watch.

>>32313127
You ever watch Foam Adventure?

Imagine that, but if you were a big fan of foam and regularly posted in foam general. Also, there is singing.

>>32313154
You can't even do magic

>>32312326
dude

she keeps going

holy shit

>>32313130
I'm being a faggot and quote Wikipedia
Humans respond favorably to a neotenized ("cute") appearance A neotenized appearance elicits sympathy from humans as well as protective urges. People with cuter faces are perceived to be "warmer,"more honest and more employable for jobs.
Not only humans, but other "adult mammals" are hard-wired to have their "aggressive behavior" inhibited and exhibit "caring" and "nurturing" attitudes toward the appearance of "mammalian infants"

I see nothing about sexyness in there

>>32313173
Anon! What are you doing up this late?! You should have been studying and resting for your finals!

>>32313177
What, so the subconscious reaction vs. the conscious analysis?

Does that mean if my higher functions get suppressed I'd find cute pone sexy instead? I need to never drink and pone, that is a dark road.

>>32313086
Bullshit.

>>32313220
But I don't have finals!

Is it wrong that the following is incredibly cute?

Imagine a futa-pony that has random ejaculations of long strands of candy semen. As a child she was taught this was wrong, and fears it. When she feels it coming on, she starts quivering from fear and pleasure, trying to curl up around her pony cock to hide it's fully engorged length from the world. She's so embarrassed. She cant stop it. And the quivering. She's just shaking all over. She cant stop any of it. Soon she's covered in semen and has to hide her face away from the shame of those around her.

>>32313220
OH GOD

I SHOULD BE

I NEED TO GET UP IN 6 HOURS FOR MY FIRST FINAL

>>32313194
>Foam adventure

Foam adventure.flv?
Lets see how this goes

And yes, I am a fan of foam

>>32313253
Are you anon? You don't fucking look like anon.

>>32313245
Well, go take an MRI while watching ponies and again with porn and see what happens, chump

>>32313255
>pony thread simulator 6.2 Professional Edition

>>32313255
Yes. Very wrong.

>>32313154

Oh, what mind control, spells? I don't use mind control spells. I've never used mind control spells. Just keep looking at my horn and listen to my voice, yes. Master Twilight has never used mind control spells, now have I?

>>32313255

Go to sleep, Cartoonlion. No one cares.

>>32313261
And here you are, fooling around with strange ponies on the internet! No get to bed, young man!

>>32313220
>you will never have Twilight Sparkle force you to do your coursework with her
;_;

>>32312898
I haven't really been paying attention but doesn't he still do requests on Fimchan?

>>32313262

That's the one

Also, not for long you aren't

>>32312326
>>32313211

Oh crap, I just found out ponyspin.com is gone. Oh well, at least we still have Disco Discord.

http://www.discodiscord.com/v/ZZ5LpwO-An4/140.15

>>32313283
HNNNNNNNNNNNNNNG! Little shoes.

>>32313298
If that was really cartoonlion there would be an accompanying picture.

Seeing her at a distance you'd have taken her for thin, but she wasn't in the least. In fact if anything she was on the fleshy side. Her dark, striped pubic hair, I noticed, climbed all the way up to her navel ... her nipples were set in a small field of light brown hair. Lifting her full teats, I saw that she also had short, fine black and gray hairs underneath. The pits of all four legs were likewise covered with hair as thick as a mane. The sight of all this healthy fleece caused me to harden even more. I mounted and straddled the lovely zebra, whose rhythmic movements set my little Mac slapping back and forth against her belly.

>>32313314
That's fine. She'd probably nitpick over every little detail and take HOURS to get anything done.

>>32313283
Watching ponies....

Hey guys how many times have you rewatched particular episodes of everything so far and why?

>>32313255
Shame is absolutely a bonerific turn on though. it has nothing to do with being cute.

would you let a pony your stretchy flesh butthole

>>32313364
>Opinions

>>32313347

I watched the Discord episodes quite a few time. They were just so hilarious.

...Pony-related, but unrelated to the current thread of discussion (whatever the fuck it is, I mean dang): I think I have figured out how to manufacture weapons-grade sad.

Ever played Poker Night at the Inventory?

Heavy Weapons Guy

Telling Fluttershy

The sparrow story

"No. It's not."

>>32313290
Twilight would have to establish some sort of mental connection to do a mind control spell, right? What would happen if she touched the mind of a stereotypical 4chaner?

>>32313343
But then I would actually get it done

>>32313368
Only in conjunction with prostate milking.

>>32313347

I've seen every episode at least 5-6 times.

It's beyond meHelp me mommy!

>>32313395
>mindrape