Coffee would kill Ponies.
It would melt their marshmellowy insides like a corrosive acid

>>32289449
BADLY

Anyone else excited to be done with finals?

>>32289449
even more hyperactivity!

I will do sketch requests because I need the practice. Nothing too outlandish.

>rape

>Pinkie
>Coffee
Holy shit man

>>32289449

>>32289489
draw some fillies

>>32289489
Spike looking sad because he'll never grow wings, while watching Fluttershy and Rainbow Dash

>>32289484
>mfw i had no finals

COME ON EVERYPONI SMILE SMILE SMILE!

>>32289489
Ponies on coffee.

Pinkie Pie would die.

right so this is the new general?

Excelent, because it's colour anon here, still colouring some of the badly drawn porn sketches that were mass posted on ponibooru

Huzzah for more Fancy Pants stuff

*sigh*

Ok gonna ask again.

<-- this was me.

I'm doing another stencil of an image I'll post below and I think a caption to go with it will be fun.

>>32289489
Draw OC babies.

Twilight needs coffee. All the time. She's not sure how she ever got by without it.

>>32289035

JESSERS! HOW MANY DRAGON DILDOS DO YOU OWN!?

>>32289449
It would actually bump Pinkie's energy level high enough that it'd overflow the variable storing it.

She'd flip around to being unconscious. And her hair would flatten.

Seriously this is Pinkie we're talking about why did you store it with a signed int instead of an unsigned long or something

>>32289515
I LIKE MY COFFEE BLACK

>morning thread
>at 18:47
>timezones

>>32289512

>>32289503
>>32289507
>>32289516
Okay.

>>32289544
>finland

>>32289544
>10:48 here
>been up since 6:00
>not even morning anymore

>>32289521
You are my hero colouranon

>>32289540
Hurrah for not-racism!

>>32289556
>some other country

This is the image I'll be stenciling.

Anyone got a good caption for this? Looking for sad cliche caption, but openminded

http://vocaroo.com/?media=vT3Tr5R9BksFbkcq9

>>32289535
Stop reminding me about how bad I did on my programming exam.

>>32289521
any more of these two?

>>32289577
Maybe stop being shit at programming

>>32289573

>>32289577
The problem is it only gets worse.

Was it like an introductory course in a specific language or something like data structures where it's a specific topic general to programming?

>>32289573
i'm worried about you

Pinkie Pie laughs at discord so harmony = discord

Twilight Sparkle: Always has a morning cup of coffee, ever since she first visited Pony Joe's. Can be a little grumpy before hand but straightens out afterwards

Pinkie Pie is banned by town law from having Caffeine. Derpy never quite recovered from the last time.

Rarity drinks it occasionally but not often. She's an espresso person.

Rainbow Dash doesn't drink Coffee, but is all over sports and energy drinks.

AJ drinks a cup to get her going for the days work but always gets the cheap stuff.

Fluttershy is Flutterbitch until she has her morning cup.

>>32289489
Ooh!
Zecora swirling a beaker of some horrible black liquid, obvious devious intent.

I just realised why Applejack is best pony.

She has an absolutely fabulous ass! And the things she can do with it boy howdy!

>>32289535
>storing pinkie's energy levels in a single variable

Ok well fuck, my web server just died. Maybe I won't have a forum up tomorrow.

I'll go to bed now and try to fix it in the morning. Nighty night /co/.

>>32289572
My eyes are bowling balls
Your opnion is invalid.

>>32289605
It was an intro class. To be fair, it was more due to my teachers jargon rather than my lack of knowledge. We never learned about shit like NoDraw in class and it showed up on the test.

>>32289577
>programming
>2011
ISHYGDDT

>>32289613
THEY DRINK HOT COCO OR CHOCOLATE FAGG EQUESTRIA HAS NO COFFEE

>>32289535
>implying an unsigned long could hold it
you gonna need a bigint library, bro, if you want accuracy

>>32289618
This post made me laugh my ass off and I don't even know why

>>32289631
the fuck is NoDraw?

>>32289631
What language was it? I don't have any experience with GUI-related stuff and NoDraw sounds like the kind of thing that'd be associated with it, so I'm not familiar.

>>32289647
It's in the Processing language. It stops the Draw function.

made a mlp thread and didnt get banned

>>32289646
reported for moon over june

>>32289640
Ultramarines called, they said you might know where Calgar's coffee cup is.

How hard would you buy a Animal Crossing-esque MLP game based on g4?

Two modes: Classic Animal Crossing (create character, live in Ponyville) and Adventure (Pick a member of the cast and play as them, go on quests and adventures and stuff).

Maybe the OC could go on adventures too, I dunno.

>>32289535
>not storing Pinkie's energy levels in an 80-bit floating point variable
It's either that or use arbitrary precision arithmetic.

>>32289645
>finding a library to store fuckhuge numbers
>not just writing your own

Seriously that is like a 5-minute job.

>>32289572
Sh only loves him for his jewels.

>>32289656
and this is useful for learning general programmign why?

>>32289667

I've been asking for this since last year.

>>32289667
Very hard
throw in a dating sim and I'd buy it harder than a neutron star

>>32289656
HAHAHA
learn C

>>32289519
The idea of Fluttershy on caffeine reminds me of that SBemail where Strong Bad put Sanka in Strong Sad's O.J.

http://www.homestarrunner.com/sbemail91.html

>>32289656
never heard of it, and I've been programming for a bit over 4 years now

shit, they should've started you out on a decent language that you can actually use, like java

ITT: things I don't understand.
How about we post some Christmas ponies?

You should drink Tea, not Coffee.
It's better for you.

>>32289696

>>32289684
>Animal Crossing MLP game with Harvest Moon-like romance mechanics

ALL THE MONEY.

>>32289692

>there will never be new SBEmails

>>32289675
>not using tried and tested code instead of potentially introducing your own bugs

>>32289696
Ok!
Shit, I have my winter pony on my other computer!

>>32289696
Would Twilight visit her parents for Hearthwarming?

>>32289696

>>32289666
uhh no idea brother. He must have lost it.

>>32289624
Noted. Anyone else please? Pretty please? >>32289572

>>32289701
I tried tea.
Proper Earl Grey too.
It tastes like warm dishwater.

>>32289694
>learning java as an intro to programming
man, we're doing this. Fuck it, man, I know all this shit, can you at least "teach" us some programming so the practical lessons aren't just making useless object structures and diagrams?

>>32289729
I'd offer more, but I'm terrible at witty one-liners.

>>32289718
Celestia exiled Twilight's parents from Equestria to have her all to herself

>>32289725
Shit, I'll go ask the Imperial Guard or something.

>>32289729
Sorry, my brain is borked for a while, I got nothing.

Has anyone turned Nathan's face into a TF2 spray yet? I need it. For science.

>>32289533
Shockingly, none.
I know, you'd think I would have more, but that's it.

>>32289679
I like this one actually xD

>>32289762
>xD

Stop that.

>>32289656
Oh okay, I get what you're talkin' about. I had to spend a semester in something similar where you basically scripted the movements of a pen. If you're havin' trouble at this stage you might wanna get out now though. If you're up for soldierin' on, then more power to ya'. Most of programming is about how stubborn you can be.

For everybody else: the teaching motivation is that you get students thinking about programming tasks in a way that they can break it down into discrete steps

>>32289718
Looks like they're going to be taking a trip somewhere.

>>32289682
It's really basic shit. It terminates whatever animations you've made.

>>32289685
I'd like to, really. I don't choose the language, just the class. And any language is better than no language.


>>32289694
Processing is built on top of Java. We actually started learning proper Java very later on in the semester, but it was kind of jarring because we'd been learning nothing but Processing up to that point. And the parts of Java we learned were only the Object-oriented parts.

>>32289734
I've tried darjeeling, personally.
A few different brands.
I found I'm fond of the teas with a floral taste/scent to them...

>>32289779
xD

>>32289572
Suck ALL the dicks?

>>32289715
Some libraries are really poorly designed. There's a place for reinventing the wheel, albeit rarely.

>>32289779
>getting upset at emoticons
>December, 2011

>mfw all of my views on youtube are by/co/
How do I get others to listen to my songs?;_;

>>32289802

So, what's everyone planning to do come Christmas Day/Evening? Anything special?

>>32289802
>Sweetie Belle rape face

This pic was taken right before the monthly CMC orgy

>>32289816
Spam

>>32289816
Suck a bunch of dicks on EQD and ponychan

>>32289816
As much as I hate to suggest it, /media/ or whatever on ponychan.

>>32289816
what songs?

>>32289781
At least from my experience, a lot of these "teaching" languages have really shitty, inflexible editors and fiddly, obscure syntax, which trips a lot of people up even though the logic they're fine with.

And that's not even starting to get into shit like iteration, where everybody seems to think that a simple for or foreach loop is just too mainstream and they can do better.

Anyway, I don't think it's so clear cut, there's a lot to struggle with on those languages, and a lot of it won't get in your way when you're doing things that area actually useful. I also had no idea we had so many programmers in these threads.

>>32289816
Give me the links and i'll show you

>>32289830
Family time, church, time with other family. Lots of candy, peanuts and presents.

Oh, and an orange.

>>32289834
>>32289837
>>32289841
I'd like to do it without being a total faggot.
>>32289846
Some classical shit

>>32289806
That's why you choose one that isn't, obviously, do your research first. You should only reinvent the wheel if what's already out there doesn't fit your requirements.

>>32289743
no, go look up some tutorials and lessons yourself

>>32289793
well that's dumb

>>32289855
Link?

>>32289800
noted
>>32289779
do we hate emoticons or something? girlolrandum xDDDD!!!11one!!

cmon people(ponies?) you make shit up all the time
think of something sad- he's giving his heart away

>post stupid picture of shoes
request >>32289572

>>32289875
Oh man I already posted it last sunday and I don't want to viral it http://www.youtube.com/user/UnityOfRage

>>32289855
You are Anonymous in other boards

>>32289864
Shit, I've been doing this shit for the best part of a decade, I just want to be less bored when I'm helping other people get their heads around shit. I totally get why they're doing it like this, but I can honestly see it killing my enthusiasm, did I not already know how amazing it was.

>>32289855
Such is the price of fame

>>32289848
I at least understood what they were trying to do, but I had already done some introductory C++ and done decently with it, so for me it felt like a waste of time.

Yes, they ARE needlessly fiddly. Actual languages are like that all the time. Teaches you stubbornness, which is handy.

Strangely, stubbornness seems to be both a skill and a talent

Do you think Twilight would have been happier if a Night Fury had hatched from her egg instead of Spike?

Smil Smil Smil everYone!

>>32289892
Wait what

>>32289860
Clearly Pinkie doesn't conform to any realistic set of requirements anyway which is totally what I was going for from the beginning and not something I pulled from my ass just now to cover up my indiscretion

>>32289891
You're really being passive about it. You have to get the damn link out there on the internet if you want people to listen to your shit.

>>32289886
I would wear those shoes.

>>32289848
I really enjoyed Karel, which was a teaching language that made you code instructions for a robot to move and pick up beepers and not hit walls. Was fun.

>>32289906
Actual languages are fiddly, but well designed, though. I'm talking about shit like required OTB using brackets instead of braces. No real language is that picky about syntax, very few of them give a shit about whitespace, and when they do, it's at least better designed than that. And no syntax highlighting in the editors - I mean, goddamn.

>>32289916
Post your stuff in Ponychan or FiMchan as Anonymous, they will never know if you are the owner of those vids.

You'll gain views "without" spaming

>>32289891
Oh neat! Listening to Solar Autocracy right now...pretty good stuff, honestly.
Maybe I'm just burned out on techno-like stuff

>>32289929
I'M GOING TO PONYCHAN
WISH ME LUCK
>amigarafault.jpg

>>32289939
>no syntax highlighting
Oh jesus fuck I had forgotten about that part. That's like using notepad for writing C++, bgluhglhuglhuglhgh

>>32289886
I would fuck those shoes

>>32289930
I'm wearing them right now.
I've been running around in them since I got them, they're faded and beat up and very comfortable.

Please I need input!
request >>32289572

Why does Twilight own glasses anyway?

You will never have the pony of your choice. They are not real.

>>32289910
http://vocaroo.com/?media=vI6fBt7Tv1jv5tqXo

>>32289965
yeah, exactly. The amount of times I've had to say "It gets better" to people just in the hope they don't give up entirely is depressing, because I really believe these "learning tools" to more harm than good.

>>32289959
Adopt a trip, then tell us what it is so we don't have to wade through everything else to get to your thread there

Also as a general request...
Ponies in elegant gear?

>>32289991
Almost wonder if it's deliberate, to cull people that aren't persistent.

>>32289899
what do you mean?

>>32289891
dude you have to do that if you want attention. Yeah okay you're being a bit of an attention whore but if you're modest about it, you won't get flak from it

hell, if I want more than one bid on my plushies I have to post them pretty much everywhere:
- EqD
- ponychan
- FiMchan
- like 10 dA groups (especially the high traffic ones)
- FA

>>32289985
Oh. My.

>>32289985

>>32289977
"If only my heart were as hard I wouldn't long for you"?
You said you were going for something sad/lonely right?

>>32289985
Did those Fighting is Magic voice auditions happen yet?

>>32290009
Getting something to work properly is one of the greatest feelings in the world. It's getting to that point that's mind numbing and dull.

>>32289623
>not having out-of-band access to your web-server

>>32290034
Pinkie, yes. Fluttershy, no.

>>32290021
Yessir. Very good sir.

More plz. More brainstorm.
request >>32289572

>>32289985
>http://vocaroo.com/?media=vI6fBt7Tv1jv5tqXo
I...just...
Impressed.
Don't...suppose you could do Twilight?

>>32290012
I mean that we're several months in and, with the knowledge we've been given, we're still basically incapable of producing anything cool or useful.

Anyway, my major point was, it doesn't really matter what *language* you're using, so long as it's not some shitty proprietry thing with awful syntax, but how it's taught. Be it C, java, C#, python, whatever. Game Maker even. It's all logic.

>>32290036
That feeling is the only reason programmers can exist at all. Cherish it.

also dang most of the rest of you are making me look seriously green. I'm only at 2 years since I first learned any programming.

>>32289484
I am incredibly excited to be done with finals.

>>32290091
When you start doing bigger projects that you split up into lots of little bits, the "fuck yes it works" feeling comes a lot more frequently, because everything doesn't rely on everything else any more and you can write in modules.

>>32289985
Might I recommend playing with your microphones level to reduce back ground noise?

Control Panel>Sounds>Recording>Microphone>Properties>Level

>>32290091
I've only just finished my first proper programming course. I'm greener than you are!

>>32289999
http://www.ponychan.net/chan/media/res/25884.html

Oh god I hate ponychan's layout

>>32289484
i was so excited i slept with all my teachers!

>>32290116
I've done that. I've held an internship and my Software Engineering class has revolved around a large semester-long project. It is lovely.

>>32289516
Not exactly what was requested.

Should I do my sketches with some lineart like this picture or should I keep them all sketchy?

>>32290127
main()
{
printf("fuck off")
return ()
}

Scootaloo is the best CMC. She is not retarded like Sweetiebelle or Uncouth like Applebloom

>>32290161
LINEART IS GOOD

>>32290169
except that she is several birds

>>32290146
>you will never sleep with best teacher

>>32290161
I imagine she's not happy about it because it's just black?

>>32290161
Lineart is good because then I don't feel bad about asking for coloring from colorfags

>>32289572
wished my cherry looked like that

>>32290162
>return ()
the fuck you doing

>>32290162
println("I love you too, anon");

>>32290127
actually fairly balanced

request >>32289572

>>32290179
Please. Please tell me that's a proxy or the paintover is on the case.

>>32290189
Also, she is the best CMC because she makes a good sammich.

>>32290211
I recently started playing magic.

I never felt more of a goddamn virgin, but its fucking fun

>>32290204
Maybe I keep my sketches sketchy so that I can color them myself.

>>32290067
http://vocaroo.com/?media=v0YfNcE8iUQ42vc2W
I can't do Twilight. Like, at all. But here's an attempt.

>>32290248
but you are not fast enough!

>>32290198
YOU RACIST!!!

>>32290246
Magic makes you less of a shut-in and forces you to be social, unless you only play MTG Online. I wouldn't worry about it.

>>32290246
It's great fun...any particular color you like

>>32290143
Also, is there something like 4chan X for ponychan?

>>32290217
post deleted because of lack of subject
why? do you not like it? that jace is like $5 MAYBE

request >>32289572

>>32290269
that's ironic seeing as he is black

>>32290209
Aren't there languages that don't let you define methods without a return type?

Twilight Sparkle is now a weiner dog.
Your argument is invalid.

>>32290248
Or you could just keep them as stick figures

>>32290274
problem?

>>32290161
Thanks for doing my request!
I like it, and yes, lineart would be good.

>>32290264

>>32290285
There are

>>32290283
Oh wait, I was thinking of a different jace. Dangit, why are there so many

>>32290190
;_;

>>32290288
I would still be best buds with her

>>32290285
Sure, the () doesn't actually do anything in that case, though.

>>32290288
Ponies are now kitties

>>32290288
http://vocaroo.com/?media=vNatrDvzPHV3U3s9H

>>32290161
I think you should do it sketchy. It would be interesting to look at. (Grin)

>>32290311
Because Jace. He's basically the mascot of MTG.

He's even got ban notoriety now.

>>32290321
wat.

>>32290321
DO RAINBOW DASH

>>32290277
currently, I have a teeny ass deck. black and blue. im trying to make a red and blue, though

>>32290321
NOT ADORKABLE ENOUGH. MORE ADORKABLE

>>32290317
Er...wait, I dunno. Fuck it.

Curse my only knowing Java and C++. I feel like I should go learn other languages but can never motivate myself to outside of needing it for a project.

>>32290325
>(Grin)

>>32290262
>http://vocaroo.com/?media=v0YfNcE8iUQ42vc2W
Not bad, not bad. Better than any I could pull off

>>32290320
Ponies are now robots

Does anyone have the full size version of this btw?

>>32289527
do this one

>>32290360
twilight looks the most functional

>>32290368
THAT FACE SHALL NEVER BE TOPPED

>>32290355
java and C++ is a good knowledgebase for general purpose languages, you could consider learning something for entirely different reasons - say, python for rapid scripting, or php for web development (or python for web development).

>>32290288
Remember when Blossom turned into a weiner dog and you got to see her six nipples? That was some kinky shit.

>>32290169
You best hush now and quiet now about such talk. Sweetie is easily the best.

>MFW we have animatorfags, artfags, writefags and now voicefags

>We could have /co/ presents ponies

>>32290344
http://vocaroo.com/?media=v8QN1MVidHrEvIHz6

>>32290377
naturally. Twibot Sparker would be built for business above all else...
And have, like, a thousand missiles and beam cannons readied.

>>32290407
...I LIKE IT

>>32290402
>Forgetting musicfags

>>32290402
Bronytoons did it.

>>32290285
lua, for example, doesn't even have any return types whatsoever

>>32290394
I understand that. C++ and others in the family are fuckeverywhere in industry just because migrating languages is a massive pain in the hinder. Most of my frustration is that I get this itch when I don't know things. I hate not knowing things, but I'm too lazy to go learn 'em if it'd take too long.

>>32290345
>>32290217
casuals detected

>>32290368
ok- give me some kind of codename I can paint on there so you can be proud to say you helped- expect to see it in a couple weeks to a month


I like how you guys will comment on stuff but not take a second to write a fucking oneliner T.T
request >>32289572

>>32290402
So long as RagingSemi is in charge of writing, I'm good

>>32290423
holla

>>32290423
didn't know music fags came to /co/

>>32290432
I SAID /CO/ NOT BRONY

>>32290402
who is the animatorfags?

Hi, I generally hang out in the pony threads over on /b/.

Somebody has requested to see the Futa Luna domination fic somebody posted here. It's told in the second person and Luna assrapes you. Does anybody have it?

>>32290356
Don't you have a concern with my expression? I use it quite often.

>>32290440
You're getting annoying. Try later or something.

>>32290440
i have only just started playing it

>>32290279
It's called "Pony Up"...can't remember where download it

>>32290449
Eurobeat guy comes to /co/.
Also there's a musicfag earlier in this thread.
Suckmyoff is also a musicfag.

>>32290402
That would require immense coordination, and people would have to stop the in-house fighting.
Sounds harder than trying to organise a black crusade.

>>32290458
It's not rape.

so i like when applebloom runs around, all of her weight goes to her front legs and makes for an awkward gallop.
i also like when ponies have something large in their mouth.

>>32290345
Cool, cool.
I'm still running an old Kitsune deck from the Kamigawa block, but I usually run mono-white decks if I can.

>>32290279
userscripts.org has it I believe

>>32290458
No, but i have /k/'s reaction to it.

>>32290453
i...uh.......TEX

And Fluffy....and Rose....and I can do some shit but i dont

But some other artist do animated stuff occasionally

>>32290434
I think it's just a time, thing. I've just been paying attention for a long time, you pick shit up.

>>32290464
I miss the Generals that existed 8 months ago when I started..

cya

>>32290482
At least we have hands.

>>32290469
look in the "/b/ and friends" thread on /chat/, there's always a link to it in the OP copypasta

>>32290487
Yeah, you're right.

>>32290504
I don't think my poor .gifs count as animation.

Good animation at least. Fluffy can do shit with his vectors.

>>32290511
Err, I meant arms.

>>32290504
I do, but not very often and not veru high quality stuff.

Ponies are sharks

>>32290475
cease, too

>>32290432
>Bonytoons
>http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TkpRUhdVNmU

I ALONE COULD DO BETTER THAN THIS PILE OF DICK.

>>32290515
>"/b/ and friends"
>thread on /chat/

It could be worse?

>>32290500

>>32290508
It's neat actually, the things you can learn for a project. The aforementioned Software Engineering project involves an Android app, which my team is responsible for. Never touched Android before, don't own an Android phone, got to figure out how to access GPS with the fucker. It's pretty cool and actually reasonably well-designed and feature-dense.

>>32290496
Thanks, man.

>>32290458
try this: http://clopfic.heroku.com/

>>32290566
It could be?

>>32290565
haha yea no. i'm sorry but i quit out after 'sister'

>>32290515
>look in the "/b/ and friends" thread on /chat/, there's always a link to it in the OP copypasta
I REALLY don't want to visit ponychan outside of my thread.

>>32290577
That sounds fun, I'd love to start fucking around on android.

>>32290565
Oh god the pacing is horrible

>>32290622
Second, too bad I don't have any time

>>32290566
I never post there, but I see it every time I go to /chat/. It's always bumped

>>32290586
Couldn't find it. I searched "luna" "luna futa" and "dom." It was subject'd "Luna Futa Dom" if I remember correctly.

>>32290442
I'd be up for some voice acting.

You will never have a pony to call your own.

>>32290622
The Processing language I've been learning actually has an Android-centered coding environment. It's pretty nice.

>>32290659
...bueno

>>32290652
How about checking the thread archiver?
>wat
Just google like this:
search term goes here site:arch.413chan.net

>>32290666
I am so okay with this, Satan

>>32290622
UI layouts are kinda finicky, but it's just dicking around with XML files, so it can only be so difficult. Basically all the little bits you can put on a screen are children of android.View, and you build a screen by aligning and nesting them. So you can have, say, a tab layout at the top level, and then nest a grid view inside it, and position buttons and text and stuff inside the grid view.

Also: if you ever need to do something, check the API first. There's a LOT of stuff in there.

>>32290666
I WILL
EVENTUALLY

>>32290565
right here.

>/MLPG/ - Programming and Ponychan

>>32290682
Found it right away! Thanks! I didn't know there was an MLP thread archiver.

http://arch.413chan.net/co31050005.html

>>32290713
Hey, fuck off, programming is awesome.

Time to inhale a meal and get some work done

>>32290695
That sounds pretty nice, I could get down with that.

>>32290713
Best thread ever

>>32290735
I'm not complaining.

>>32290699

Remember a few years back, when the media was fawning over Second Life?

Jesus Christ how horrifying

>>32290666
I do know this.
But I like to imagine.

>>32290713
>Music and the Arts
>Science
>Literature
>Philosophy
>Vidya
>Motivation

>>32290713
We should get together and write a sex game

>>32290738
And they do a decent job abstracting away from interactions with the operating system, so by programming within their framework the OS can handle resource management and stuff on its own.

>>32290666
I know. But I can write out my fantasies, and that makes them one step closer, right?

>>32290716
AHHA! Finally found it!
Fuck I'm late.

Posting it here for posterity. Futa Dom Luna by darf

>>32290803
>>32290804

>>32290774
You know...i remember a plethora of fake VN screenshots of a pony-persuasion. If that were ever to become a thing I'd shit a golden brick

>>32290794
Fuck I wish I were you.

>>32290803
>>32290804

>>32290804
>>32290803

>>32290755
>Second Life

>>32290755
people besides the furry roleplayers still play that?

>>32290804
I kinda wish darf would write more.

>>32290755
never thought second life was all that impressive.

>>32290839
Hey /b/ is calling you, go go go

>>32290831
I think not.

>>32290565
celestia's voice is shit

>>32290831
I'm guessing 'no'.

>>32290774
Somebody was saying they wanted to do a dating sim game in a different thread but they had to go to sleep. Perhaps they will pop in tomorrow and attempt to get something started.

>>32290820
No you don't, anonymous. It's a curse. To catch yourself constructing a scene, late at night, Twilight lying by the fireplace, the light flickering over her body as she reads in silence. Sitting there, so beautiful, and so far away. You could walk over and lie beside her, she'd like that - but it'd never be real.

Are you serious?
>fanfiction

>>32290831
Did people besides the furry roleplayers EVER play that?

>>32290855
Yes, I do wish.
I can't write for shit and that would have to help somehow.
Plus it's pony.

Even FusionFall is better than Second Life.

>>32290898
but she's not real, no matter how well defined she is in your mind's eye. No matter how much you imagine holding out a roasted marshmallow for her to nibble on, getting a little bit stuck on her lips - which you clean up with a kiss, not waiting for her to finish her bite - it'll never get any closer to reality.

>>32290902
People play that?

>>32290565
http://vocaroo.com/?media=vjhEybvHYaVRGMkaE

>>>/v/120433901

>>32290946

>>32290946
MY EARS
THEY BLEED

>>32290929
As I stated, I'm totally fine with it; while it'd be nice it will not become reality. I always remember it. It would also be a form of contribution, and would make me less of a useless twat here.

>>32290946
turn. down. your. mic.

>>32290946
My ears bleed.

So far, this show presents Twilight as a single mother pony raising a baby dragon as her own child.

>>32290981
Oh, I know the feel of that last bit. Every little counts to someone, right?

You're fine with it now, but late at night, clutching a pillow you so wish was Her, but knowing it can never be?

>>32290946
MY REASON
IT IS GONE

>>32291021
Sounds familiar

>>32291021
or as a brother sister combo.

>>32291021
I think it's more of a roommate/slave situation

>>32291023
I haven't got enough pillows to clutch. Nor are they fluffy enough to be her.
Sometimes though...

/co/! I gotta fart super bad! My magic's not going to hold it in for much longer!!

>>32291021
She always referred to Spike as her friend.

>>32291066
let it loose twily

>>32291021
More like brother and big sister

>>32291078
WHERE IS HER MOUTH

>>32291023
>You're fine with it now, but late at night, clutching a pillow you so wish was Her, but knowing it can never be?

See, that's the point where you need to either face reality or seek help.

Favorite MLP scenes
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gyQIO0LcsJs

>>32291066
Ah, and so MLPG successfully integrates with /co/

>>32291066
hold it in anyway

>>32291102
IN MY PENIS

>>32291066
>>32291094

Well it looks like we'll be using brown paint on our wall, then.

>>32291066
>using magic to hold in farts
Oh god

>>32291106
Hate to say it but this guy's right.

>>32291106
>implying I'm serious
Don't let the tear stains on my bedsheets confuse you, Twilight would never leave me. She's just popped out to make a drink, she'll be back in a moment, and then we'll hug.forever

>>32291066
As if Twilight isn't just constantly letting them rip wherever she goes.

Feeling Pinkie Keen

>>32291206
hey raging what's on your to do list?

>>32291066
Cast fireball.

where is the leader of the >rape?

>>32291223
do NOT cast fireball.

>>32291213
i imagine 'write smut' appears rather prominently

>>32291060
Late at night, when you catch a whiff of the smell of her mane, or see her out of the corner of your eye...

>>32291242
you're right
cast PROLONGED fireball

If I still have internet tonight, I'll stream some art.

>>32291232
I AM HERE MORTAL
WHAT IS IT THAT YOU SEEK?

>>32291213
I've got one big chapter for "The Equestrian Renaissance" coming up. Then I'll probably go back to the requests. Don't know which I'll do though.

>>32291232
I'm here...a little tired, sorry

>>32291278
i humbly request sweetie bell for the evening. name your demands

>>32291281
rape please, I love your series

>>32291269
Better put some metamagic for that!
Empower it!

>>32291276
awsome sauce.

>>32291295
YOUR VIRGINITY

>>32291247
Sometimes I do wish I could have dreams about MLP.

>>32291331
Okay,

>>32291331
Virginity is overrated anyway.

does /co/ prefer asians?

>>32291339
I've only had the one, unfortunately. It was Dash. It was pretty heated. I would like another.

>>32291331
i-uhh which one?

>>32291385
No.

>>32291331
...
>imagining getting "raped" by dat voice
...the shameful boner of my own making right here

>>32290889
When was this made? Were pone threads ever banned on /co/?

>>32291339
I've had dreams about MLPG.

>>32291385
a little. they're bossy little bitches though

>>32291385
ask them, we're MLPG, we prefer ponies or humanized ponies, depending on how far you've gone.
>>32291394
I know right. I remember like ten seconds of one and it left me craving.

>>32291339
I've had three. Two of them were nightmares.

>>32291301
>>32291295
If I do a request, it'd probably be one of the requests from old to-do list. Likely one of these:

humanized Fluttershy dom x Rarity sub
twilight male gang bang: Elusive, Bubble Berry, Rainbow Blitz, Butterscotch, Jack,
LSH x zecora
Caramel x Caramel 63 (combing with Mac x Caramel 63?)
Manticore x Fluttershy
rule 63 Caramel x BM
humanized zecora x older applebloom

>>32291417
several times

>>32291385
Meh...it's more about body type.
Hips and pleasantly plump posteriors are a thing of mine...

>>32291418
JESUS CHRIST HOW HORRYFING!

Are you ok?

>>32291427
I was woken up by my alarm almost immediately after, uh, the natural end of our relations. The timing was good.

>>32291458
No. I've dreamt that I was sitting at a computer, browsing /co/. It was pretty sad.

>>32291445
I don't remember them being banned during the mlm fiasco

>>32291369
>>32291383
>>32291413
SO IT'S RAPE TIME AGAING
PREPARE YOUR ANUS ACCORDINGLY
I'M GOING IN
FOREVER

>>32291395
WHICHEVER ONE DO YOU STILL HAVE
SO ALL THREE OF THEM

>>32291436
ooh! ooh! do the zecora and LSH one!

>>32291482
Shit man, I hope you get better soon

>>32291484
because the mods like the mlm for awhile

>>32291339
Pony dreams huh?
Had one once...was running around with a pony graverobber. Horrible things happened shortly after the body was dug up.

>>32291480
Lucky you. I was interrupted when I fell off a couch.
Of course it might have been awkward to explain if I had been mumbling in my sleep, what with a few of my friends sleeping in the same area.

>>32291423
sounds like the right type for me then, aside from the whole no asian woman is over 5 feet thing. Why is it so damn hard to find a woman who is 6' or taller?

>>32291508
I tried to write that one a couple of weeks ago and couldn't do it. I could get the set-up to where LSH and Zecora are hanging out. I can write the sex. But I couldn't figure out how to transition from them hanging out to having sex.

Maybe they start drinking Zecora's magical potions and they get carried away.

>>32291540
i am over 6 foot tall
but i have a penis

>>32291418
Had a dream that involved both ponies and tripfags. It was a mixed blessing.

>>32291339
No, you really don't, because you don't want the shame that comes with a stupid sexy pony dream

>>32291540
genetics

>>32291570
I already had one
As I have been explaining
I feel no shame

>>32291557
See now that's a problem cause I ain't into that.

>>32291570
I had a dream where I was fucking Human lyra in a bathroom.

>>32291554
>transition
LSH thinks zecora is hot, they fuck. Next question.

>>32291591
just pretend it's not there

>>32291570
>shame
Shame is for people who aren't too attracted to ponies for their own good

>>32291554
nah it could be more of something like them trying to mix different ingredients but because of regional differences they get shenanigans

>>32291606
But why would she so quickly cheat on Braeburn?

>>32291626
because zecora has dat ass, and they're so far away from civilisation nobody will ever find out

>>32291616
Pic related?

>>32291540
they like to stay with their own kind. except for the taller free-er ones bred in L'etat Unis

>>32291626
LSH goes to Zecora for some potions to spice up Her and Braeburn's sex life.

They get carried away.

Can we improve this thread with cute pone?

>>32291666
Oh, Dash, you could impose upon me anything you desired

>>32291607
I can't do that. I'm sorry anon but this just isn't going to work out.

>not feeling shame after having a sexy pony dream

WHY WON'T THE FILTH RUB OFF?
WHY DO I STAY DIRTY?

>>32291646
Hmmm..Zecora and Dat ass
I require "proof" of this...
Several instances of it, in fact.

>>32291684
write it up. Scrape the dirt off into a text file. A problem shared is a problem halved, and basically anything on clopsort gets thousands of hits.

>>32291679
then why does your tripcode say gay?

>>32291675
I still wonder what upsets people in these faces.

>>32291675
No, it's fucked beyond saving

>>32291675
DO NOT EVER POST THAT PIC AGAIN!

>>32291713
Because i haven't gotten around to getting it to say Blood.

>>32291675
Not like that.
>>32291684
Pfft. Pussy.
Learn to stop worrying and love the pony.

>>32291714
not sure, honestly. They look fine if not a little offputting

>>32291684
Because the dirt is inside your head!

Magic containment failed

>mfw I just fapped to Pinkie in a chicken costume
I need some help

>>32291750
You need more pinkie porn?

>>32291674
The set up was that LSH takes a trip to Ponyville and is so overwhelmed by all the "modern" technology that she panics and goes running into the Everfree Forest for safety. There she's taken in by Zecora, who comforts her.

Now I'm thinking that Zecora gives her something to drink to help her relax, and they both start getting drunk and talking about the good old days out in the wilds. Then LSH goes back for more, and accidently drinks a "horny potion." Zecora realizes what LSH has done, tries to fend her off for a bit, then gives up and drinks some for herself.

Does that sound good?

>>32291749
why

>>32291749
Oh yea Spike, smoke it all

>>32291750
was it the Ross one?
Humanized or not?
We need details, Anon!

>>32291764
Sure, drugged up lust-sex can be pretty hot.

>>32291750
You have a thing forcocks

>>32291750
POST IT

So we can...help you...