organize my fanart folder

WHAT IF THE SERVANTS FROM FATE/STAY AND FATE/ZERO WERE SUMMONED TO PONYVILLE AS PONIES
WHAT WOULD HAPPEN

>>32258104
......continue living?

>rape

massage my prostate

>>32258104
Get withdrawal from MLPG.

>>32258134
Cuchulain would use his gay bulge and end up killing his favorite pony because of his E Rank Luck

Cry myself to sleep every night all nights.

>>32258025
>>I prefer either Big Mac or Rarity. Big Mac for his gentle and caring giantness, but Rarity is the ideal woman in just about every way. Attractive, independent, intelligent, pretty . . . maybe a little manipulative and a touch OCD, but also so very giving that you know she'd be a great waifu

So it doesn't matter to you if you were getting fucked in the ass or not?

Isn't season 3 already in production?

be very sad ):

>There will never be another Spike episode this good

sigh
everything's gonna be a let down now.
oh look Rainbow Dash being a cunt, oh look Fluttershy being timid...

sigh...

>>32258167
according to jayson theisieiesooenson or whatever they haven't finished season 2 yet

>>32258134
ARE WE STILL DOING THIS
fluttershy is excellent replacement Ilya.

>>32258104
Heard somewhere a season 3 was confirmed, any idea of how many episodes left before seaason 2 ends?

>>32258193
do you want Gil to rip Fluttershy's heart out?

>>32258192
Damn, wasn't one of the VAs sick or something?

>>32258104
Keep in contact with the people I've met through it, find something else to obsess over.

Basically the same shit I did when Avatar ended.

be sad
and draw pokemon like I used to

>>32258145
I really wouldn't recommend withdrawal. It's not a very reliable form of birth control.

Same goes for you:
>> 32257993

>>32258200
One of them killed themselves over all the horrible questions they got

COME ON EVERYPONI SMILE SMILE SMILE!

watch them in every language dub

watch them over and over again, discovering new things each time

make my own MLP episodes

Are real girls really as interesting as ponies?

Gilda thread, everyone!

Post your Gilda images!

>>32258215
you are already sad though

>>32258225
Yes. Oh yes they are.

>>32258189
Fuck you.
Now I'm depressed.
Again.

>>32258220
twilight has the prettiest eyes

>>32258228
are we still doing this?

>>32258239
Don't wake up the pony but panic a little.

>>32258244
Sorry.

>>32258225
No,
Men are better

>>32258220
>he at the doctor's office
niggah i want some dum-dums

>>32258257

Yes.

So, I was thinking. Now that it's confirmed that there are three types of dragons:

- Winged Dragons (every dragon we've seen but Spike)
- Land Dragons (Spike, turns unintelligent when grown)
- Elder Dragons (weird heads, magical)

maybe there are three types of Griffon too:

- Soaring Griffons (Gilda)
- Dirt Griffons (no wings, pack hunters provide meat for their cities)
- Arcane Griffons (magic-users, have antlers)

So, what do you think?

>>32258160
No, not really.

>>32258220
Guys

Twilights mane is so pretty

But you never talk about it.

>>32258199
no

I just want the best character to be represented by the best pony, that's all.

>>32258220
That's a right triangle, you idiot!

>>32256222

>>32258225
No.

I'm sorry anon.

>>32258284
I have no idea how she gets her fringes just so, but that mane is pretty!

The prettiest bisexual pride flag I ever did see!

gilda thread

>>32258284
twilight is stupid and purple

>>32258228

>>32258280
I think the griffons are the scum of society.
Kinda like gypsies.

>>32258239
>shit another pony
sleep in the living room

>>32258225
Real girls are like rarity, only with more manipulation and less generosity.

>>32258257

>>32258244
Don't be depressed, anonymous. You'll find your Twilight one day. One day you'll know that feel of coming home after a long day, to a darkened house, wandering into her project room to find her pouring over some experiment results, only noticing you when you lean on the desk beside her, to which she leans up and gives you a kiss, before asking if you can spot any obvious patterns she's missing.

Oh, who am I kidding - she doesn't exist.

>>32258309
what the fuck is gilda doing bro?

>>32258280
>Elder Dragons (weird heads, magical)
what, huh?
you mean what spike turned into for a second?

what would it be like to go on a honeymoon with pinkie

>>32258306
you take that back
Twilight is very pretty, very smart, and very purple

>>32258319

>>32258333
It would be FUN

>>32258333
Sex.

>>32258270
>>32258301
;___;

>>32258241
You're not being very convincing

Will Scootaloo ever get her own Scootepisode?

The other 2 have.

>>32258239
Realize she's sleeping in a bed that hasn't had it's sheets changed in a couple of weeks or so, wake her up and change said sheets, and wonder if my all night study session has made me hallucinate the whole thing.

>>32258333
Sex the whole day

>>32258280
What about hyppo griffins or however they are written?
Pony plus Griffon = Earth Griffons?

>>32258280
No.
Your theories are stupid.
YOU are stupid.
We are all dumber for having to coexist with you.

we are not having sex with ponies

>>32258346
>Scootepisode

Why the hell I laughed?

>>32258239
I try and wake her up and ask her why she's in my bed. If she tries to apologise and leave, tell her it's fine, she can stay as long as she likes, I can make do on the floor.

I just hope she realises she's sucha little pony, I can fit in beside her quite well

>>32258343
>>32258349
nah... she is way to random for mere sex

>>32258319
She does, albeit probably fat with acne ridden features and body odour like rank bacon.

>>32258333
>Implying she would marry any of you

>>32258319
That feel...

>>32258333
You'd rock the boat. And the boat is a cruise liner.

>>32258160
No, not really. I hope Rarity is willing to experiment at some point. I think she'd like to be in charge like that.

Which pony could beat a Lagiacrus

I heard someone say Griffons

>>32258333
"What the fuck are you doing on our honeymoon, Pinkie?"
"Oh, silly willy, don't you know it's Ponyville tradition for me to ... tag along?"
"No, it sounds like you're bumming a Hawaiian vacation when we want alone time-"
"Tag. Along," she repeats, slowly, eyes lowering just so ...
"Oh good god no."

>>32258363
agreed, griffons are much better

>>32258378
Pinkie would never say no to something that includes several parties.

>>32258367
Damn it, I actually though about whether she could fit in my bed or not.

>>32258378
>implying she wouldn't marry all of us at the same time

>>32258388
>saying no to implied pinkie threesomes
what are you, ga- straight?

>>32258391
>Vagina
I thought bird were supposed to have cloacas

>>32258391

>>32258405
GANGBANG

>>32258346
I sure hope she does. It would probably be about her learning to fly, so it would be glorious.

>>32258239
>"Hey Sparkle, wake up. You're in my bed."
>"Mnnn, what? Oh, sorry Anon. I was just so tired, I didn't even think about it."
>"If you're sleepy you should sleep in YOUR bed. You were just in your room. How'd you manage to fall asleep in MY bed?"
>"I... I don't know, Anon. I'll leave you to your room. Goodnight..."

>>32258428
>Learn to fly
>Get cutie mark
>Get thrown out of the crusaders
Yes please.

>>32258428
scootaloo will never fly

>>32258402
Of course she can, anonymous, she's pretty small. Your thin, single bed could easily fit both of you in. You sleep on your side, she'd have plenty of room to snuggle in, pressing her mane against your chest, and her tail across your legs, keeping you so very warm in these cold winter months. And in the morning, she'd show her appreciation for giving her somewhere to stay by making the two of you breakfast, with her magic, without ever leaving the bed. And she'd be smiling the whole time.

Where did MLPG meet their special someone?

>>32258417
Would YOU really put up with her antics for the other 90% of a trip? I mean really.

>>32258428
>learning to fly
dun dum dee dum
>but I ain't got wings
dun dum dee dum
>coming down
dun dum dee dum
>is the hardest thing
dun dum dee dum

>>32258452
I don't understand, why do you write these things

>>32258443
She will eventually

>>32258443
she has already been shown flying a little in the show

she can fly better than sweetie can magic

>>32258220

Funny how Twilight took spike to see a doctor who normally works with newborns/babies.

It's like, Twilight is a single mother raising spike as her own child. Or something.

>>32258456
In a concert, like normal people

>>32258325
No, like in Guild Wars or Monster Hunter.

I'm glad we shouted down that one guy who kept fagging about Spike getting wings someday. Clearly he'll never develop wings, and he;ll stay a baby until the greed gets the better of him again.

>>32258456
The last one? Philosophy class.

Fun fact, she hates philosophy and ponies.

>>32258458
There must be somebody else for her to go bug, surely?

>>32258470
And Applebloom can fly better than either of them by using a metal hoop.

I'd inhale a fart from Gilda and hold it like a bong hit.

>>32258465
Scootaloo is just going to be that punk in a few years

>>32258465
But those aren't wings, they're stumps...

>>32258452
I'd be a bit squashed against the wall probably.

>>32258462
because a problem shared is a problem halved
it isn't, it just makes it worse

Has anyone else ever noticed that at some point the making of original stuff slowed down hugely and we've mostly been recycling ideas and jokes and memes and background ponies and fetishes from the first six months of the fandom?

>parties

pony Las Vegas must be the coolest place ever to party

Then Pinkie roofies everyone for fun after taking a sugar oath. Vabam!

>>32258456

At the gym. He asked me for a spot.

>>32258491
i am going to leave for a while

>>>/v/120298833

>>32258456
At my karate school

>>32258419
Lower half is lion, not bird.

>>32258498
but that just means you'd have to snuggle together harder, and that's no problem at all

>>32258350
Gilda and I are both females. We couldn't make a hippogriff no matter how much we tried- I mean, how much we might try.

Because we didn't try. That's just rumor.

>>32258456
I haven't.

>>32258465
every episode we've seen her in she gets ever so slightly better at flying.

its actually kinda neat if they are doing it intentionally.

>>32258523
why

>>32258495
She's a kid. They'll grow.

>>32258388
Pinkie Pie would probably jump out of your luggage like she could fit anyways.

>>32258476
Twilight's a shitty mom
She doesn't invite her son to her birthday, leaving him ALONE in Ponyville while she takes all her friends up their, and she's more pissed at Spike than concerned with his safety when his body begins to change, I mean fuck, she takes him to A VET, like he's her pet, not her son

>>32258546

magic

>>32258525
But I don't want to bother her, maybe it'd be better if I just took a mattress for myself and slept on the floor.

>>32258546
...Just look at a griffon, it's pretty obvious.

>>32258547
scootaloo is an old pedofile
she is like 50
just a dwarf

>>32258458
>finding Pinkie annoying

hey guys

take a look at this FAG.

i'm going to try my hand at this

In the Age of Ancients..
the world was unformed, shrouded by fog..
A land of grey crags, archtrees, and everlasting dragons.
But then, the sun shone forth, and light grew.
With light, came disparity.
Heat and cold
Life and death
and of course; Light
and Dark..

From the dark, they came, and found the power of Alicorns within the day.

Luna, First of the Night.
The witch of Zebrabwe, and he daughters of illusion
Celestia, lady of sunlight, and her faithful guards
and the furtive earth pony, so easily forgotten.

With the strength of lords, they challenged the dragons!

Celestia blinded their slitted eyes with fierce rays of the sun.
Luna turned their scales to ice in the frigid dark
The witched spread a great plague of deciet and confusion
Spike the ever-young betrayed his own

And the dragons where no more.

>>32258552
>She doesn't invite her son to her birthday, leaving him ALONE in Ponyville while she takes all her friends up their
Would you invite your son to a party with alcohol?
Thought so.

>>32258539
There are about 20-30 people who are browsing/lurking this thread as we speak.
Out of those only 4 have admitted to having/having had a someone special.

You ain't alone bro.

>>32258558
you are a bad mon

>>32258539
don't worry

>>32258551
>that feel when you finally escape, get to a remote island with nobody around for miles, and lie back on the beach to relax
>she swims out of the ocean balancing a cake on her nose, and shouting "Let's get this party started!"

>>32258559
>dwarf
>Daftykins the bearded

>>32258405
If any pony was polyamorous, it would be Pinkie.

>>32258569
Yeah, probably.

>>32258560
No, not annoying, just draining. This is after some big shin-dig wedding and family drama and all that good stuff, and now you'd have to deal with PARTY PARTY PARTY PARTY PARTY time.

> You're now aware honeymoons are 50/50 'doing nothing and eating bon-bons and fruit soup on the cruise ship' and cuddles-and-more.

Who was it that wanted the Looney Toons Meets Mane 6?

Just as an update, I've finished the Looney Toons half and have a meeting over the next hour, then I'll get on the pony half. It's coming, I promise.

>>32258560
I know a girl a bit like Pinkie.
Always excited about something.
You'd find her annoying if you had to stand all that energy for long periods of time.

>>32258564
Mah nigga

>>32258556
She wouldn't have turned down your offer of having the bed to herself if she minded. It's not just you that likes to feel the warmth of another against their skin. She has needs too, you know.

What does your favorite character have nightmares about?

>>32258540
Don't forget that her wings are powerful enough to propell her scooter, WITH passengers.

>>32258559
Now that's just rude.

>>32258568
>>32258571
Actually I don't feel bad about it.
Getting my degree is more important, anyways.

>>32258547
At her age RD was already zipping around at mach5.

What is Scootexcuse? Her parents won't teach her?

>>32258571
have you reconsidered my offer
will you be my pet drawfag

>>32258613
>Pinkie
Losing her friends

>>32258593

>Pinkie, we've been partying non stop for 36 hours, I just can't go on anymore

then she'd break out the coke

>>32258564
well, it's better than that shitty other version

>>32258619
And someday you'll come home and realize for the very first time..... nothing's there

>>32258456
>Implying having a special someone

Last one was a distant friend who I met over the summer. Fucked it up pretty bad though.

>>32258614
I just flatlined.
>>32258606
I'm sure she could do better.

>>32258619
Yeah, happiness can wait until later. It will come later, right? I'll get a well paying job, and meet the woman of my dreams, right?
Right?

>>32258458
YES. That would be the most fun honeymoon EVER. Imagine the parties every night!

>>32258568
I plan on not finding someone until I'm sure I won't wreck her life. Of course, I hope she's doing the same for me...

>>32258620
>scootaloo
>parents

>>32258619

>Getting my degree is more important

That's almost certainly not true

>>32258650
It is for me.

>>32258622
So, you like threesomes, huh?

i am the only one who is marred

>>32258613
>Fluttershy
About everything.

>>32258637
She's sure you could do better, too. Don't let your self-confidence issues get in the way, you two - just go for it. What's the worst that can happen?

>>32258647
Until a guy defends her on her behalf telling you you're creepy to her

never lose faith

>>32258613
>Rarity
Her friends and family dying or getting hurt or her shop burning down. Being unfabulous.

But to be honest one of her worst nightmares already happened in Suited For Success

>>32258663
about rape from you know who porbs

>>32258658

I meant objectively

>>32258647
> have an impregnation fetish
> occasionally really, really get off on wrecking some girl's life by breeding her while fertile and hogtied.
Major disadvantage to fucking ponies: never, ever getting to breed one.

Finished my last 2 finals today. It's time to fucking party.

>>32258676
Rarity has nightmares about Sweetie Belle not being dead

>>32258666
i can't take advice from you satan

>>32258661
>tr.v. marred, mar·ring, mars
>1. To inflict damage, especially disfiguring damage, on.
>2. To impair the soundness, perfection, or integrity of; spoil.

Propably, yes...

>>32258620
Her sister is also bad at flying.

>>32258620
Oh, so now filly Dash and Scootaloo are the same age and Dash - the only pony to perform the Sonic Rainboom - is the standart for speed?

>>32258681
Fuck objectivity.

>>32258484
goddamn you sure know how to pick 'em

>>32258669

>>32258619
I just graduated and i've done nothing but get drunk and high for the last 4 days

>>32258685
>implying you couldn't breed them with another pony at the same time

>>32258688
sweaty belle is not dead

> Gilda
> Scootaloo

What a terrible thread.

>>32258706
Living the dream

>>32258669
Please die and go to Celestia.

>>32258696
i hope you're not what you're saying

>>32258666
I suppose you're right, Satan.

>>32258710
that's what makes it so terrifying

>>32258669

She's be okay... remember what Spike's fire does? It can transport stuff! Littlepip'll be okay... there's no way the story can end this way...

... ;_; ... it can't end this way...

After MLP is over I'll start a Synchtube channel dedicated to G1 poni, and let a new generation of fans discover pony magic all over again!

So, G5.

What will it be like?

Personally I'd like another fantasy story, ala Dungeons and Dragons. Four ponies running around with Deer Warriors and Cat magicians fighting dragons with Rainbows.

>>32258685
Centaurs exists in MLP.

Oh yeah.

I came up with an idea for a comic or some shit. I think it's kind of grimdark bullshitty, but I want you people's opinion on it.

it starts out as a parody of twilight, only a third of the way through the unnamed narrator finds out the earth pony edward parody is actually a unicorn who is part of a cult where the unicorns cut their horns off, which drives them mad, but also makes them incredibly powerful. They are planning on trying to kidnap Twilight, cut her horn off, and then use her power to force them and the rest of ponyville "ascend" to a higher plane of existence. The narrator must stop this.

so yeah, on a scale of one to ponychan, how shitty is this idea?

>>32258625
no, I'm Terse's

>>32258728
No one cares.

>>32258728
>G1 poni
Nah.

>>32258703
She's really not a bad person, we just work on totally different wavelengths. We only worked well together with certain things, including a fondness for milkshakes.

>>32258694
NO BRO

We're all marred on the inside...

>>32258740
but what if terse is my pet

>>32258725
>getting bent out of shape over a horribly convoluted and drawn out story that heavily manipulates the reader

>>32258749
The thought of covering someone in milkshake and licking it off has kind of ruined the drink for me.

>>32258761
Like Fallout 3.

>>32258751
I'm mostly just moored actually.

>>32258491
gilda has little air going through her digestive system. so if she DOES fart the fumes become a little vacuum to actually get air to circulate within.

>>32258751
you mean:
We're all mares on the inside

>>32258719
Maaaaaybe...

>>32258749
did she have a penis too?

>You die
>In Limbo, you arrive at a forked road
>One path says Valhalla
>One path says Equestria

Well, /co/?

>>32258757
terse quit the fandom

>>32258779
I wish
then maybe Dash would love me

>>32258770
... No, dude, like EATING MILKSHAKES.

Sheesh, you only do bodyshots of high-quality liquors.

>>32258779
But i want to be a little filly.

Somebody wanted this?

>>32258785
Hell

>>32258793
How do you eat a semi liquid?

>>32258761
That comic was fucking awesome.

>>32258785
Equestria. It's a cartoon utopia, who *wouldn't* choose that?

>>32258785
can I walk down the middle

>>32258785
Oh shit oh shit oh shit oh shit oh shit oh shit
Wait
I'd just get kicked out of Valhalla
I'll just go to Equestria, at least there I can live a s an outcast if nothing more.

>>32258785

>>32258737
It'll get 6 stars on EqD, as long as you make it at least 5 parts, incomplete, with teen emo drama.

In other words, ponychan will love it.

>>32258785
Do you even know how terrible Valhalla is?

>>32258785
> Valhalla

I seriously hope you mean Sovnegarde.

>>32258793
Yeah, but...
yeah

>>32258815
what is a darpy saying

>>32258784
> Chistery has enough penis for two girls
That is, if you want them to both be cute, pink, smallish and kissable.

>>32258785
>Have no idea of what Valhalla is

Feels good, man, I'm going to Equestria

>>32258785
Fuck, I don't know.
Probably Equestria.

>>32258785
All the way! 0 fucks given.

>>32258802
Yes, I did, thank you, I like it!
Is it bad that I can't recognize the drawfag by name?

>>32258785
Valhalla is sweaty men, constant fighting with grievous injuries (and magical healing), and at the end you have to fight on the losing side in Ragnarok.

>>32258785
The question would be harder if I wasn't nordic.

>>32258802
Appleboom first tree is Leth.

>>32258836
Oh fuck I laughed.

>>32258785
Fuckin Equestria man. Would be hella fun.

>>32258725
>need to get inside impenetrable barrier
>ask dragon to fire-teleport you

Sounds like that's what they're going for.

>>32258847
wot
leth is no tree
he is president of usa

>>32258839
Don't forget all the drinking and eating.

how do the wonderbolts get the suits on or off anyway

>>32258802
Lethcelebratesearthday.jpg

>>32258802
Drone is that you?

>>32258880
sex

>>32258880
Some people who have the fetish help them.

>>32258880
<insert sexual description of latex peeling>
<insert raunchy one liner

>>32258839
> Fighting isn't fun

What are you? A girl?

Wrong place to ask I guess...

>>32258880
Magic.

>>32258880
They don't often, they need help from the unicorns who dress them
so just imagine when they get peeled off after a long while of wearing them. The smell would fill the room.

>>32258880
they have a slew of assistants who lubricate their body before sliding the skinlike suit on

>>32258894
where is the end of that tag you triple nigger

>>32258892
>>32258893
>>32258894
you get worse and worse everyday FiM General

>>32258786
he didn't though

>>32258896
Hear hear.

>>32258896
IM sick of killing people man i just want some time out with magic pones.

>>32258880
They are born with it. That's why Rainbow Dash will never be a Wonderbolt

>>32258913
but did he quit anal sex

>>32258880
I appreciate Spitfire would be a Jack girl.

I mean, compare and contrast with Dash, for whom "tequila makes her clothes fall off."

>>32258906
Oh my.

>>32258896
i fight ponies!

>>32258909
Without Terse, our guiding light, what can we do?

Fuck ponies, that's what

>>32258896
enjoy getting your head cut off every day, living on medieval food, people shitting and fucking under the tables and weekly bath

>>32258909
Like we don't know it.

>>32258913
Yes, you'll be alone forever MWAHAHAH

>>32258909
worse....
or better?

>>32258942
worse.

>>32258924
Some recent survey suggested only something like 30% of men who have sex with men have anal sex on a regular basis.

> fun fact of the day

>>32258802
yes child labor YES

>>32258932
> Terse didn't get arrested for trying to fuck a pony on a farm

>>32258952
Alright, just wanted to clear that up

>>32258927
>that feel when the clothes are so difficult to get off that they just rip them open with their mouths as they push each other into a probably empty room

>that feel when they have to explain where all the rips came from

>>32258932

Terse is gone? what happened?

>>32258963
i told him not to go up the ass

>>32258956
That'd be 100% if they had a Big Fagintosh

>>32258974
got hit by a bus

>>32258880
are there any pix of spitfire in a beautiful dress

>>32258966
And this is why they have seamstress unicorns on retainer.

>>32258837
>>32258887
Why are you so obsessed with names? Just enjoy the drawing.

>>32258963

>>32258974
terse was caught violating a pony with no condom on
then he got hit by a bus

>>32258974
In jail

>>32258974
His laptop was broken for a while, and then he got a netbook to use but needed to return it to its owner. So he's computerless for a while...

>>32258989
I do, but I thought drawfags wanted to be known by their names.

>>32258974
http://tersewriterfag.deviantart.com/journal/Hiatus-273513423
broken laptop or something

>>32258998
i thought you raped him dead

DINO-FAG YOU TREMENDOUS FAGGOT
I WANT YOUR OPINION ON THE RECENT EPISODE

GO ALL OUT

>>32258903
Most unicorns are menial laborers, doing tasks that humans would use hands for.

We saw Rarity getting her horn sanded at the spa. You see, excess horn growth makes one's magic weaker. Allowing one's horn to grow like Fleur's and Fancy Pants' is a high-class affectation, like a woman with long fingernails subtly indicating that she isn't a washer-woman.

>>32258941

>>32258991

>>32258685
so what if this OC got pregnant in this rape story

>>32258989
Im sorry! But i really like it.

>>32258986
So long as it says on the label the clothes are non-reusable, it's fine to leave them thrown all over the backstage area. Being a wonderbolt has to have some advantages

>>32259010
>>32258993
>>32258992
>>32258984

The hell is going on here

>>32259025
Why why why why why

>>32259017
Or maybe sharp horns are just sexier.

>>32259025
Graphics Cat should be God Tier you cowfucker

>>32259001
I don't care about being known. I just draw for fun.

>>32259025
>Dolphin Sex
WHOSE UP FOR RAPE CAVES?

>>32258785
Equestria peasant race

>>32259055
no!
you know who is around

>>32259048
Not sharp, rounded. Because you can do things with a rounded horn that'd be flat out dangerous with a naturally sharp one.

>>32259025
> Cows are good

Dude, their asses and pussy are loose as shit. Atleast with horses you can feel some tightness.

>>32259002
He won't want to return once he gets his computer back

>>32259064
Who?

>>32259070
how do you know whyb wywyhwywyhwy

>>32259025
>Sheep
>Not in God Tier

What the fuck. So many of you have had a special someone.

I am disappoint, MLPG.

>>32259075
you duh

I'll say, this is actually pretty bad even for a pony thread.

>>32259075

>>32259066
> rounded horns
... You're thinking of that ONE thing, aren't you?

>>32259055
that description of dolphin penises ist totally wrong

>>32259089
my special someone is you

>>32259092
>>32259098
...But I don't talk about rape caves.

>>32259089
I wish I did, sometimes

then I realise I'm probably happier alone, keeping "the one" on a pedestal, than I am facing reality

>>32258858
but it only goes to Celestia and Celestia wasn't in the barrier
Where do you think Celestia is? I think she's on the moon

>>32259096
i swear this is said in like every thread now

>>32259075
!

>>32259099
Like nuzzling each other without having to be wary of impaling them? Yeah.

>>32259124
Yeah, but not by me.

>>32259114
that's why you are even more dangerous and sneaky

>>32259089
Their still in the dwindling minority.
It just happens that all the normalfags crawl out of the woodwork in daytime.

>>32259098
I WANT YOU OPINION ON THE EPISODE DAMN IT

>>32259074
>He won't want to return once he gets his computer back

no, my heart

>>32259066
raritystabstwilight'sneck.gif

>>32259106

>>32259017
I think the horns just come in a variety of shapes, and lightly sanding them just makes them pretty. Rarity was getting it done at a spa, so I think its more like a pedicure than anything else.

>>32259106

>>32259141
>Their
HURRRR
I need some coffee.

>>32258998
>>32259002

>Not having a proper Desktop
>in 2011

>>32259089
I've had, but that was long time ago. Now my someone special is MLPG. And I like it this way.

>>32259106
>autogif on
God fucking dammit

>>32259070
>>32259106
>>32259025

>>32259154

>>32259144
i liked it. spike's design was great, as a sort of lanky komodo dragon that transitioned into a more traditional welsh dragon with komodo influences
the ending was kind of cheesy and obvious but also adorable.
Twilight trying to keep spike in check was also hilarious

did you think i jacked off to it or something

>>32259192
>Implying you didn't

>>32259183
I know, right?

>>32259130
DO NOT EVER POST THAT PIC AGAIN!

>>32259025
someone should contest the donkey being mid tier

>>32259106
I really, really should stop coming here.
What the FUCK, boner

>>32259192
>tacit admission of masturbation obtained

>>32259213
I...think I've never seen donkey porn.

>>32259213
where is rose
she likes/is a donkey

>>32259205

>>32259240
give me your penis dimensions

are people still surprised or horrified by the bestiality anymore? I'm pretty sure if I saw a guy blowing a horse on the street, I wouldn't notice unless it was pointed out to me anymore.

>>32259240
5 inches.

>>32259210
But I want to post them

>>32259169
Desktops are complicated

>>32259253
I SAID: DO NOT EVER POST THAT PIC AGAIN!

>>32259220
What the fuck is going on in that picture?

>>32259192
You jerking off to it never crossed my mind, I just thought as another person who enjoys large reptiles, you might have had similar feelings to what I had about this.

But now all I can think about is that you did jerk off you sick fuck.

>>32259220
> why boner
Try the boner I got thinking about Twilight spread wide open for me, muscles tense and trembling as she's on the verge of orgasm, looking at me with those smoky eyes and groaning "please make me a mother."

Seriously I should go get this looked at by a doctor it's that turgid.

>>32259248
If you saw a horse on the street, you'd notice.

>>32259248
I am, 2 years of 4chan is not enough it seems

>>32259273
>read the last part
>boner disengaged

>>32259243
well, mine probably scales like an alligator's
so uh
about 6 feet long and 12 inches in diameter
it's hard to hold a tape measure, you know?

>>32259240

>>32259274
i live near some horses/ponies or something on 4 legs
dunno if i should be sexing with them or non

>>32259111
Oh gosh anon.

>>32259263
Symbolism

>>32259273
I... what

>>32259248
I'm not shocked or anything by it.
I'm curious how an animal pussy would feel like, I wouldn't try it though.

>>32259296
2deep4u

>>32259259

>>32259293
Try it
Do it
Film it
Post it

TWO DAYS!! JUST PASSED TWO DAYS AFTER LAST EPISODE AND LOOK AT THESE THREADS!!

>>32259291
your penis is destined to destroy defiler

>>32259259
Ok. I will post this instead.

>>32259305
THE HORROR

>>32258802
Do you mind if i color this?

>>32259307
ebay!!

>>32259270
>nargacuga eating a chocolate bar
my heart cannot take much more of this...

>>32259243
> penis dimensions
Thank goodness this didn't turn into a /soc/ 'rate your own cock' thread.

>>32259273
Nope, no boner induced. Sorry.

>that feel when you have a bestiality folder, not because you are into bestiality but because people easily flip out over it

>>32259305
i haven't laughed that hard in days

>>32259333
what are your dimensions?

>>32259331

>>32259273
I have the weirdest boner right now.

post the "what is that feel" with pinkie

>>32259347
Im like 90% sure girls dont have penis.

>>32259347
Why don't you choke on a bag of dicks.

>>32259335
> that feeling when you're 23 and absolutely no one is into breeding / insemination

>>32259352
NEVERMIND.

>>32259343
Oh god what the fuck

>>32259362
that's why i didn't ask a girl

>>32259309
yeah, what happened? I remember when I loved these threads back in February

What do breasts feel like?

>>32259348
>trying to eat that baklava
>little flakes stuck on his teeth

>holding a strawberry looking confused

NO
STOP
I CAN'T
I CAN'T EVEN

>talking about actually fucking a horse
>I'm not sure if it's serious or not anymore

Between MLPG and ponychan, there's no decent place for ponies left.

>>32259378
Like bags of salty coins

>>32259378
huge testicles

>>32259378
Baf of sand.

>>32259367
I was about to judge you, but then I realised that your fetish is objectively more acceptable than mine, so continue on your quest for little foals
can I come visit them? I imagine they're very cute

>>32259309
Can I blame smile?

>>32259309
Are you upset anon
Are you not entertained

>>32259378
soft

>>32259377
A lot of things happened


and a visible decline in qulaity was witnessed by all

>>32259377
everyone tried to get into shock value humor
over time, the definition of "not shock value" slid further and further

of course this is 4chan where shock value humor is like, all we can muster, so it was to be expected.

>>32259377
>>32259309
We're past the bumb limit.
>>32259367
I...don't know why that last part...
I'm confused.

>>32259343

I understand that feel.
Except replace "beastiality" with "futashy".

>>32259377
People got bored and 4chan corrupted it.
Also saying "things were better back then" makes you a hipster.

>>32259378
Let the muscles in your calves fall loose, and grope them. Pretty much that, with a softer texture where the nipple is, unless said nipple is hard and feels like cold-day scrotum without the hair.

>>32259367
I'm into cum inflation, does it count as insemination?

>>32259378
Puff your cheek and feel it.
That's what breasts feel like I guess

>>32259431

>>32259383

CAN IT BE TIME?

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>>32259431
I can imagine dozens of people around the world feeling their calves right now including me

>>32259463
YES

>>32259386
This is what we do after 300 posts these days. It's probably best to leave for a while, unless you want to fuck ponies.

>>32259463
yes.

>>32259480
HOORAY

>>32259480
I would stare at Dash's gorgeous body all day long

>>32259431
If you have a gut, it works much better; calves have a core of muscle, which is a bit denser than breasts. They're pretty much all fat, with an indescribable texture if you can feel the milk glands.

>>32259496
that whistle should be my cock

Up and atom!

>>32259386
Let's be honest, there really isn't anything about ponies that warrants threads 24/7.

It's the community and people who have nothing better to do that keeps these threads going.

>>32259431

>do this to see if truth

What?
They don't feel like that at all.

>>32259500
you know too much about this

>>32259511
ATOOOOM AAAAAAANT!

>>32259511
Up an adam.

>>32259511
Up and at them!

>>32259511
i hate to be a double's advocate....