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Reposting this in the hopes we can get back on track, and forget the /b/tards
12/12/11(Mon)03:08 No.32248445First off: Hearing the words “Spikey-wiekey” is like nails on a chalk board! Can’t we come up with something better than old clichés like adding “y” on the end of something to make it “cute”? It’s almost as bad as clichés like “I’m never washing ‘x body part’ again” after being kissed or touched by your secret love. What’s that? That happened too! Well go figure. Secondly: REALLY! He’s a dragon! She’s got that whole library, and a wealth of knowledge, but doesn’t know that by mythology a dragon hoards all he finds in gold and rare items in his keep? And not only that, but it seems like every student in a similar position of Twilight’s gets a dragon (or at least has to hatch the egg) don’t they get a users manual? Or maybe some fare warning that he will one day become a REAL dragon? Third: Just a flight of three Wonder Bolts? A giant, extremely dangerous, 5 story creature is causing mass chaos; lets only scramble three fighters! What general was at their office this morning!? (it’s a kids show, get over it, and it was a King Kong reference yeah yeah) One armored division, a flight three support and spotter aircraft, and one nicely placed artillery shell from an off shore frigate could have subdued and destroyed King Kong in less than 30 minutes. But no, it takes Beauty to Kill The Beast! Lastly: The same 5 story monster causes potentially MILLIONS of bits in property damage and possibly kills or injures most of Pony Ville, but one letter to Celestia forgives all! And where the hell was Celestia anyway? The all mighty omnipotent princess came rushing to the same town not weeks ago for a simpler problem caused by her student. But is nowhere to be seen when dragons are about! I think a certain dragon needs to go hoard some moon rocks if you ask me! And so much for Dovhakiin lads, guess he took an arrow to the knee! |