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So you want to be a citizen in Ponyville, just follow these simple rules.
1. Never trust anything that's Non-Pony.
2. Don't let cows try and enter Ponyville, especially Canadian cows.
3. Ignore buffalo if they have any complaints about land issues.
3.5. If ignoring the buffalo doesn't work, give them pie, that usually works.
4. Mules are horrible ugly creatures.
5. Never interact with mules, even though there are some that live in Ponyville.
6. Being called a mule is one of the worst insults possible...just remember that.
7. The only animals we can accept are animals used for farming (chickens, pigs, etc.).
8. If any of these 'farming animals' begin to speak/read, inform authorities as soon as possible.
9. If smoke is coming from the northern mountains, inform authorities. This could be a sign that an adult dragon is sleeping in our territory.
10. Any dragon that exceeds the maximum height limit of 12 ft. must be removed from Ponyville. NO ACCEPTIONS.
Follow these steps, and you can become a respectable member of our society. Who knows, you may even get a trophy. |