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>>32191870 The answer to why Spike didn't get wings: he is a baby dragon from a race of ancient baby dragons that once terrorized the planet with their baby powers.
Said baby dragons are not actually baby dragons, but are the males from a race of dragons where the males are small and get harder the more gold they collect to give to the females, and the females themselves which are giant, gaping vaginas.
The dragons hoard their treasure until they get enough to offer to a female, to which, by the way, there is a 1000-to-1 male-to-female ratio. Anyway, the dragons, when they become big and hard enough to satisfy the nearest female and shower her with goods, gets close to her, insert their penis heads on her giant vagina and cums, and then gets eaten by the female.
Such is life in the zone. |