>>32189118
But what if I'm gay and I like RBD for being a strong gay character?

I mean, I'm not. But what if I was?

Or what if I identify with Rainbow Dash because everyone thinks she's gay when she's really not. I get that shit all the time.

I'm not gay, seriously.

>>32189217
Pimp Spike confirmed for best Spike

Does this mean that Spike has an addiction that has to be closely controlled, like alcoholism or cigarettes, or would this be a medical condition like diabetes?

>>32189231
>>32189234

oh man the timing

welcome to my little pony general everyone

>>32189231
>watches MLP
>not BI at least

Glitter Glue where are you this episode was practically made for you

>>32189231
You like Dash because her character/attitude/bravery/her being a dick/whatever.

You can still have casual sex in the missionary position for the sake of procreation and expressing your love as a fetish, be homosexual, bisexual, or someone who dislikes sex with all of his might and despises both genders. The two have no relation whatsoever.

>>32189266
It's an addiction that's inside of all dragons.

COME ON EVERYPONI SMILE SMILE SMILE!

>>32189234
Good choice.

Also everyone should smile!

>>32189231
I said "all of the retards like RBD" -- that doesn't mean all viewers who like RBD are retards, it just means that everyone who is a retard likes RBD.

Plus, people who are gay use Lady Rainicorn, a straight female in a relationship with a male dog, as their target for identification. I know, because I went to /soc/ once.

>>32189278
what if I want to do all of those sexings with rainbow dash?

EVERYONE WHO LIKES MY FAVORITE CHARACTER IS MATURE AND AN UPSTANDING CITIZEN

EVERYONE WHO LIKES MY LEAST FAVORITE CHARACTER IS A NE'ER DO WELL

>>32189281
Her home and livelihood have been destroyed! It's hilarious!

>>32189294
>>32189281

JUST FUCK ALREADY

Is it uploaded anywhere for those of us who are Hub-less?

Does anyone else really love the MLP ads?

>>32189301
Then we need your talent. Welcome to /co/ Incorporated.

>>32189295
Lady Rainicorn's voice is great though fuck the homos

>>32189073
bringing request over from last thread.
also seesaw ponies
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RmhBTlviPAE&feature=mfu_in_order&list=UL

>>32189273
No lie if I was cruising around and saw these two knuckleheads tied up like this id laugh my ass off

>>32189278
Actually, I like Dash because she has the prettiest hair. The worst part is that I know no human could ever pull off hair that cool.

foreverwithoutrainbowdash'shair.jpg

>>32189309

>>32189339
I think anyone would.

>>32189177
Oh, I don't mind being depressed. I have some surreal/horror shit to take my mind off it if it's that bad.

>>32189278
>casual sex in the missionary position for the sake of procreation and expressing your love

You disgust me.
You really do.

>>32189295
I might be retarded.

I'm just not gay.

>>32189278
>casual sex for the sake of procreation
That's not what casual sex is.

>>32189373
I read the first response in FS's voice.

Guys

I want to have consensual sex with a human female in the missionary position.

>>32189394
that's what abortions are for duh

>>32189406

For what purpose? Think carefully now.

Anybody got a good quality screencap of the part where Spike walks past Lyra and Bon Bon?

>>32189422
One of the best moments in the series so far.

>>32189427
The purpose of procreation

I'm a female who is into athletic stuff, and it is annoying when people assume I'm a lesbian just because I'm not an easy breakable china doll. I identify a lot with Rainbow Dash and Applejack since I think there is a lot of idiotic fans who are reading things that aren't there into the show.

>>32189406
Too hardcore, even for /d/.

Also, what did you guys thought of today's episode? I just finished it. It was okay.

>>32189454
I put it up in Cheerilee tier, which makes it better than any non-Cheerilee episodes.

>>32189422

I hear Joe Hisashi music.

>>32189454

I think it's the best episode of the season so far.

Spike episodes confirmed for best episodes.

Owl episode doesn't count because it was Owl episode, not Spike episode

>>32189447
Well, except that part in MMDW where they kissed a little.

It's me, or there was some movie references on this episode?

>>32189273
why would someone try to be the 'author' of this?
It's not even an original joke...

>>32189447
Girls with no muscle tone don't interest me, so I guess if everyone else assumes girls like you are lesbians, that just leaves more chances for me.

>>32189478

The sequence with Spike grabbing Rarity, climbing up the mountain, and getting attacked by the Wonderbolts was a pretty obvious King Kong reference.

This epsiode was a flip-flop.

Awesome ending, start that reminded me too much of "Owl's Well That Ends Well."

Which I hated.

720p when?
I need to watch glorious Pinkie Pie fending off dragons with mere bakery.

but I can't if it doesn't have enough pixels to satisfy my quality requirements

Just watched the episode.
Best.
Episode.
Ever.
Also for some reason, I really like Spike's design when he first changes.
Also that part where he confesses. I swear I think I'm diabetic now.

Yo, is it up on Youtube yet?

Anyone got a link for Spikey-Wikey?

>>32189478
There were. Most notably King Kong. lol

http://youtu.be/3Bzmjp2rIXA?t=16m55s
>Yfw Big macintosh voice.

>>32189516
480p is up, no 720p yet though.

>>32189406
>>32189446
You.. YOU DISGUST ME!

I BET YOU JIZZED RIGHT THEN AND THERE WRITING THAT YOU SPAGHETTI-POCKETED UNWASHED PLEBEIAN!

DISGUST ME!

>>32189475
Spike decreed himself best poni.

>>32189516

Here's 480p http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tJ4j9LVSwXY

>>32189516
>480p
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tJ4j9LVSwXY

>>32189447
You never get a little hot and bothered, with all those toned and muscly women in the same room, sweat dripping off the curves of their thighs?

Who's the best new character?

Which one should I draw?

>>32189345
Hah, I like her hair because it's the only one I can draw in literally 10 seconds even with a broken left hand. The rest are fucking complicated. Look at Rarity's or Pinkie's for example, jesus.

>>32189504
Yeah, i noticed it too.

But the "Twilight, get my rope" moment and the falling scene reminded me of a movie i can't remember.

>>32189534
The vet?

>>32189281
I...can't....

Ponkie poe is bipolar

The Wonderbolts were beyond useless, were't they?

So was the pony doctor meant to be Patch Adams or Emmett Brown?

>>32189454
>It was okay.
Aaaaaand the Statler-Waldorf pendulum starts to swing

>>32189507
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7FnR0zFCRUs 1080p
still processing

>>32189317
Hey! I'm not that easy

>>32189478
A few King Kong references and at least one Godzilla reference.

>>32189537
Rarity's mane is easy.
I can never remember Pinkie's.

>>32189539

Some people a few threads ago are saying it's a Fistful of Dollars reference, but that doesn't seem right to me.

what i wanna know is, what the hell cheerilee was doing with a pimp hat. she obviously had bought it for a reason but gave it to spike instead.

poor vet

she has no idea what cartoonlion has in store for her

also Flutterhsy confirmed for animal hoarder

>>32189573
Cheerilee is a fucking pimp

>>32189564
Not even for Leth?

Jesus christ.

>>32189494
Amen bro

>>32189573
She was pimping her students.

>>32189446
>>32189406
FILENAME

>>32189494
Fat chicks are best chicks

>>32189562
thank you kindly

>>32189564
>Pinkie's tongue is up

Oh god I laughed so hard

>mfw I used to work out, but then I stopped because I realized how horribly unattractive I am, and how skinny my wrists are

It's not like I'm gonna get laid, toned body or otherwise

>>32189571
Raritys mane? Easy?

Waaaaaaat?

>>32189447
in our defense, that's pretty hot, and it's hard to imagine how somebody could NOT be attracted to that, even if they're women. Hence, lesbians.

>>32189632
Fat women have an easier time reaching orgasm, somebody wrote a white paper about that recently

>>32189564
Why is Pinkie's mouth upside down?

>my picture being used as an OP pic
>mfw

>>32189637
Skinny wrists are easy. Just masturbate more

>>32189469

>>32189639
>Rarity
>Not easy

>>32189661
Because she's forced to smile!

>>32189560
While in retrospective, I really liked the episode. It's the part where spike is greedy as fuck and asking for presents that made me cringe.

So, all those dragons might not be that old after all...

>>32189667
it's a good pic dude, don't let that one comment from the other thread get you down

who here wants to be my girlfriend
any fat chicks reading or that one muscly dyke girl, the invitation is open to all of you

>>32189675
you have no idea how skinny they are, I've seen 100 pound women with thicker wrists than me, my dad has the same thing

>>32189573
We've been trying to piece together what Cheerilee does in her personal time for some time now.

Current theories are:
1) Discordian cultist
2) Pimp
3) Plays TF2
4) Goes on picnics
5) Hunts fairies
6) Fucks Twilight
7) Goes on adventures in her Magic School Bus
8) Goes to the gun range to shoot clay pidgeons

Why can't I hold all this fanon?

>cheerliee pimp

"The flowers represent the beautiful blossoms of a young filly spreadin' wide, an' the smiles represent my client's faces when they realize they are comin' back again. Yuh-yeah, nyukka. Now get your foal asses out there and make mama Cheerilee some bits."

>>32189737
you already posted thid

>>32189654
Meh, I find sex boring anyway.
I just love some cushion for everything but sex.

is it weird that I want a muscly dyke girl to put me in a leg lock and rub her sweaty feet in my face while mocking me for getting a boner

>>32189726
>7) Goes on adventures in her Magic School Bus
HELLO, NEW HEADCANON

>>32189726

Option 7 is now my headcanon.

>>32189753
>>32189756
Second.

>>32189750
Shit, meant to post that as a response to >>32189655

Teenage spike is sort of like a giant shark on land

>>32189726
>magic school buss
I saw like a single episode of a cartoon or something like that.
What was the show's name?

Wash
your
face

>new episode day
>we're already back to sex talk
Seriously, you guys?

>>32189751
no way anon i totally know that feel

>>32189781

... The Magic School Bus

>>32189571
Just from the top of my head, it should be something like this. With lots of squiggly shit everywhere. I have no idea if I drew it correctly or not.

>>32189726
>Option 7
I would go on an adventure with Mrs Frizillee any day

>>32189781
Magic School Bus

>>32189765
>seconding stuff two people have said already
...

>>32189781
The Magic School Bus.

>>32189786
We move fast, bro.

>>32189726
I'm entirely good with Option 7.

>>32189550
Alright crappy vet pony doodle before I head out.

>Go to phael
>crudley drawn adult spike fucking rarity

IT BEGINS

Spike will be a teenager again in a spin-off

So spike has no wings, how bout that?

>>32189781
This is going to shatter your entire perception of reality. Man this is gonna be tough. Prepare yourself. The show was called

...

The Magic School Bus.

Is Rose still here?

I forgot to ask how she liked the new episode because of that stream nonsense.

This episode was like bad fanfiction. And shipping? What the fuck?

>>32189405

>Lina

We had an anon once upon a time that named all his Lyra pictures Lina didn't we

This made me think of that

>>32189861
Oh come on, no fun allowed?

>>32189849

He didn't have wings anyway.

>>32189875
NO

>>32189849
We always knew Spiek was a filthy Earth Dragon

we just didn;t want to beleive

and then he turned into godzilla

>>32189906
But... but...

Rarity x Spike now canon
Spike needs more art in his pimp hat
We need art of spikey hair Rarity

And tons of awesome Old Spike pictures just got thrown out the window because it's the greed that makes them grow.

Guys just watched the episode, whats the general consensus?

>>32189861
>plot point that's been around since the first episode
>shipping
It's like you're not even trying.

>This thread

>>32189907

Tell that to everyone that drew him with wings all the time.

>>32189919
>Rarity x Spike now canon
it was always canon you dumb fuck
it was the ONLY CANON SHIP

SATURDAY NIGHT MOTHERFUCKAAAAAAA'S

>>32189920
Pretty good.

Not quite good enough to rank among the BEST episodes but it's miles better than the last spike episode.

>>32189920
Cheerilee buys fucking pimp hats, Spike was a baws, Rarispike OTP finally canon, episode was neat, Pinkie was awesome, Godzilla/Hulk/KingKong reference was neat/Wonderbolts are shit/AJ is still being hated

>>32189920
Pretty good.

>>32189564
Are you making gifs already?

>>32189935
REV UP THOSE FLUTTERBYS

this make a great movie poster

>>32189861

>>32189920

>GUYS TELL ME HOW TO FEEL ABOUT THIS EPISODE

Just messin'. I liked it.

>>32189933
It was always canon as far as Spike -> Rarity

Now it goes both ways.

And so does she

>>32189920

Some opinions are deliberately edgy though. Take those with a pinch of salt.

>>32189950
>AJ is still being hated
well, not actively at least

>>32189969
>love triangle between Spike, Rarity, and Applejack

>>32189967
For the record I was a fan, not one of the best episodes but It was good to get spike out of that OWTEW hole he was in.

>>32189861
I agree.
like a fanfic

>>32189969

That depends, she may just find it endearing he likes her so much. That doesn't necessarily means the feelings are reciprocated. She has always had a soft spot for him, though.

GUYS

IT WAS CHEERILEE'S PICNIC HAT

>>32189918
You.

>>32189935
Oh boy! Oh boy! Yay!

>>32189987

>>32189984
I think the shittiest character is still none of them, because, I mean, they are all good and I fucking like the show.

I find it funny how Glitter Glue actually drew what an teenaged Spike would look like before the episode.

Maybe Glitter actually works on the show

>>32189907
Spike.
by his semi-bipedal nature and fin ears is obviously a crossbreed between an ancient earth dragon and a sea serpent.

because there are only four main species of Dragon. Flying, earth, construct, and wyvern dragons.

>>32189920
In my opinion, comparable to the other big "disaster"-themed episode (which, incidentally, was also the tenth episode in the season's air date order) as far as being thorough entertainment.

Guys Guys Guys

Spike (as a dragon) is like the opposite of generosity and Rarity is the element of generosity!

HOW CRAZY IS THAT?!

>>32189935
Damn I so could go for some of that tomato noodle soup right now

>>32189956
No...disregarding some exceptions I make gifs using the iTunes rip, so you should wait till tomorrow..

>>32190039
>element of generosity
>trick a little kid into giving you his birthday present

>>32190029
I hope next season the also destroy the town in the 10th episode

>>32190039
Rarity_manipulates_Spike_into_giving_up_Fire_Ruby.jpeg

>>32190060
I CAN'T SMILE WITHOUT GIFS OF THE NEW EPISODE

>>32190039
and they also both flip back and forth between being selfish and generous. Deep stuff.

>>32190084
Its like they were meant to be anon

>>32189563
For the best really. Even if a kingdom of AAAAA would've been, interesting.

>>32190066
>>32190070
Seriously, why did nobody call her out on that?

But yeah, now that she knows about Spike's Crush (or rather Spike know she knows) can we expect all kinds of Romantic shenanigans from Spike as he tries to woo her?

>BABY COME BACK

>>32190039
IT ALL MAKES SENSE NOW

>>32190039
Rarity_makes_Spike_give_her_His_Birthday_gift.png

>>32190084
Rarity is just tsundere for generosity.

>>32190028

I prefer the two dragon type only interpretation. There are only two types: Winged and Wingless. Wingless are more powerful, Winged sacrifice some power for far greater mobility.

Would explain why Spike has magical fire breath, and the other two dragon's, who were both winged, did not.

Even though the serpent was a blatant chinese dragon expy I think if he was a dragon by in-universe standards, they would have called him one, and not a serpent.

>>32190039
It wasn't very generous of her to guilt Spike into giving up his gem he'd been looking so froward to eating.

She really should have let it go, and even refused it when offered to her.

>>32190066
and people think she is best pony, how horrible

>>32190066
>implying she didn't teach him the joy of giving

>>32190115
Maybe they are connected in some way and only one of them can be generous at any given time.

>>32190094
but those aren't "A"s

Do you think Rarity would ever give Spike a pity fuck for his birthday when he gets older

Awwwwww man Cheerilee was so fucking adorable this episode.

Dawwwww

>>32190083
OH come on! It's just one more day!...here, smile with this random gif

>>32190134

That's not how your birthday works, dammit!

>>32190141
or maybe rarity is selfish

>>32190146
>adorable
>pimp hat
wat?

>>32190158
She gave him the joy that comes with giving other people your awesome stuff

That was adorable.

And adult Spike was badass. What's that, like a CR 15 encounter?

>>32190150
THAT MADE ME SMIRK FOR A FLEETING MOMENT

I SUPPOSE IT WILL DO

>>32190145
>implying Rarity doesn't know never to give people what they think they need

>>32190142
>That didn't stop the argument we had about that a few hours ago from being fun to watch.

>>32190113
Sea Serpents are an offshoot species.
divergent evolution and all that.

>>32190145
But then he'll just get really greedy again and enter into full pimp mode.

The more bitches he hoards, the bigger his dick gets until it threatens to destroy all of Ponyville!

>>32190115

Yet she made a bunch of fancy cloaks for all her friends for free.

I think she is just very open with the give and take. She has no hesitation about giving someone something, even if it took her a great deal of effort to make/acquire, but on the flip side, if you have something she would really like, she will make sure you know about it.

>>32190193
>Season 7

>yfw next weeks episode actually is Pinkie centered

>>32190194
Rarity confirmed for communist.

>>32190193

Now that would be a fun episode.

>>32190164
Dem ears

And dem expressions

Cheerilee is the sweetest pone

So much shipping faggotry in the last episode. I can't believe how much they're pandering to the fanbase now. They used to be praised for the content of the show, now they're just creating content to get praise.

>>32190105
>Seriously, why did nobody call her out on that?
We did.

If you're talking about in the show - who knows. They're usually not directly referenced to their respective elements. Fandom puts far greater stress on it than the show.

>>32190194
Note : She did NOT make Spike fancy clothing.
That means she doesn't consider him a friend

>>32190217
>implying they aren't just fucking with us

>yfw the Element of Generosity refers to Rarity's generous "assets" and not the actual giving of things

>>32190145
no

>>32190146
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tJ4j9LVSwXY&t=6m54s

THAT MOAN!

>>32190207

>>32190207
>And that's how Equestria was made

Seriously, how would we all react if the pageant was about her getting her cutie mark?

>>32190217
Are you an idiot? Rarity and Spike shipping has been canon since forever.

>>32190177
Yeah, purple dragons seem pretty high tier. Might be anywhere between 10 and 20 depending on how smart it fights

>>32190227

Twilight also didn't invite him to her birthday party. Figure that one out.

>>32190227
Oh lawd you're right what a bitch

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9HF-dC0jMLs

Spike's theme songs.

XyroTR 480p is working now http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7FnR0zFCRUs
1080p is on the way!

>>32190207
I gotta prepare my body.

>>32190235
That's not a moan, that's an indecisive sigh, you pervert.

>>32190255
Private party in her bed

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7FnR0zFCRUs
>1080p

LET THE SCREENCAPS COMMENCE

Well, she does wear the gem and makes it clear to a huge MONSTER that she values both it and who she got it off.

Hell, she'd rather be eaten than have to give it up. Though whether that's because it's shiny or because it would upset Spike is up for debate.

>>32190217
>Implying shipping faggotry
>Implying the show didn't hint at this since episode one.

Please, shut up.

>>32190255
>twilight's friendship magic didn't include you.png

I want a adult spike dragon dildo there I said it

>>32190279
Lets call it 50/50

>>32190275
ed_party_at_kevin's_house.gif

Lyra/BonBon and Derpy!

>>32190278
it's not done yet you idiot...

>>32190278
>1080p
Nope.

>>32190252
>Yeah, purple dragons seem pretty high tier. Might be anywhere between 10 and 20 depending on how smart it fights

It could probably be led into traps by a smart party. Interestingly, I doubt it would want to KILL adventurers. It just wants shit for its hoard. Hell, it's more likely to steal their items after knocking them out.

>>32190266
Crop that sound and loop it

>>32190279
We will never see that gem again. Let's go with the theory that Rarity is actually a flock of magpies in a pony costume.

>>32190255

Twilight couldn't have had the drunken, sex filled night she craves with Spike there. Rarity's antics with switching parties were a huge cockblock, negating any benefit she'd gained by not inviting Spike.

BEST EPISODE EVER.\

I MUST HAVE IT.

>>32190316
This is my new headcanon

>>32190300
>Slowpoke.jpg

>>32190207
My heart would shut down, and my unprepared body wouldn't be ready.

Every one who thinks XyroTR is hero of bronies say YAY!
kvant69 hace 11 minutos 16
Poor XyroTR

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gMAhGnH8SO8&feature=related

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xHw23IVR2RU&feature=related

>>32190194
I think she would have been fine with Spike eating the gem - it was his, after all.
But Spike would have eaten it and been happy for a day, at most. Giving it to Rarity makes Rarity happy whenever she sees it and remembers his generosity, and makes Spike happy whenever he sees it because he remembers her gratitude ( also because ponies wearing gemstones is his fetish)

>>32190207
Well she would be one to get really into the holidays

>>32190308

Depends on its temperment vs the winged Dragons.

We have seen two of the other type of dragon: They were pretty much exact opposites.

The Red guy was pretty chill, just wanted to be left alone, and didn't try anything until he got kicked in the face. Even then he seemed to hold back, breathing a stream of smoke instead of fire.

The Greed guy on the other hand, went straight to talons and fire, and tried to kill everyone in his cave on the first encounter.

Thankfully, I think the show uses the "every dragon is different" approach, so it depends on the individual.

>>32189933
What about Twilight's Mom x Twilight's Dad? Oh, and Aunt and Uncle Orange.

>Was that really me?

>>32190349
Shut up, XyroTR.

>>32190370
Mr. and Mrs. Cake

This took way longer than it should have, but Spike as a pimp.
I haven't tried drawing Spike before.

>>32190370

OMG RARITY'S PARENTS HAD SEX U GUISE THEY WERE SHIPPED LOLOL

>>32190400
Classy. I like

>>32190370
"Shipping" generally refers to characters not in a 'permanent' relationship.

Typically, Marriage is considered a 'permanent' relationship and as such isn't called "shipping".

Note : Twilight was more angry with Spike than concerned with his safety.

She only cared about the damage he was causing, not his mental and emotional health.

He really is just a pet/servant to her.

>>32190308
Well, Spike was as dumb as a bag of rocks, but he wasn't used to being big - hormones were probably doing all sorts of things to his tiny little brain.
But if he's at his usual level of smarts? If he can use his breath to teleport stuff?
Dangerous, dangerous encounter.

>>32190370

We also have Jet Set and Upper Crust

there are quite a few married couples popping up in the show aren't there?

>>32190365
Have NONE of you EVER seen a body horror episode in a status quo-loving TV show?

Usually characters have until sundown to change back, or the change is permanent. In Spike's case, I'm betting the next step would have been wings, and THEN the change would be permanent.

But instead
>wingless dragons confirmed for canon
>WHAT'S THE THIRD TYPE OF DRAGON
etc. etc.

>>32190430
And that's why Twilight continues to be second worst pony.

>>32189958
Botched anatomy completely ruins this, though.

Why do so many artists put rendering above construction and anatomy? This is so wrong...

>>32190433
Oh Twilight, why are you so adorable

>my face when the innefective wonderbolts

Shoulda sent in the senior team.

>>32190444
Damn Christians and their marriage propaganda

>>32190445
>Here's my theory and why it is better than your theory

>>32190023
Moophins' looked teenaged too.

>>32189958
>almost everyone's legs are bent the wrong way

>>32190308
His dumbness was more likely his body adjusting to the changes.

Plus, he could have FRIED ponies with his flame breathe, so at some subconscious level he was holding himself back. Rarity simply brought it to the front.

>>32190459
Have the wonderbolts ever actually done anything heroic?

>>32190450
It's because they want to make it "look cool" before getting everything correct.

I personally can't handle things looking wrong on my own pieces so rendering doesn't come for a long time.

>>32190459
>worthlessbolts

>>32190430
That's why she looked around Ponyville(even going into Evergreen Forest) to get help for him.

Makes sense.

>>32190491
Their attempt to save Rarity in Sonic Rainboom was heroic I guess. It's the thought that counts, after all.

>>32190491
They save Rarity....wait

>>32190445
>Wings
No.
He is a fucking Earth Dragon.
His egg was labeled Earth Dragon.
He showed no indication of wings in ANY of his stages, even when he was the size of the Winged Variety.

He's a fucking Lao, deal with it Wingfag.

>>32190450
"If I make the legs lumpy enough, maybe it'll pass off as pony anatomy!"

well, the episode was pretty good.

and then spike and rarity FUCKED

BUT RARITY WASN'T WEARING ANY LIPSTICK

>>32190445
Spike has no wings. His body type is radically different from the dragons we've seen who do have wings. There were no wings on the image of the dragon when Twilight hatched his egg.
Your theory overcomplicates matters needlessly.

>>32190520
Because it's not in 1080p

>>32190445
If the wings aren't there as a baby dragon, then they won't be there as an adult dragon..

>>32190508
She looked around Ponyville because she thought he was getting into trouble.

She took him to Zecora because he was causing problems and she wanted a way to stop it.

>>32190486

Disturbing thought: Was his teleport breath still functional? If he went full blast, would he just burn a pony to ash, or would said pony appear amidst agonized shrieks right in front of Celestia?

I've got an important question for you guys. Is a dragon penis actually capable of physically satisfying a pony?

>>32190541
I'm fapping anyway

>>32190551
Well he seems to be able to burn things and also teleport as two separate functions

See: Popcorn in OaB, or that food he was baking in BitH

>>32190486
They lose their voices until their wings grow in and the "aging" becomes permanent.

"Press B to cancel evolution"

>>32190564
me too

>>32190546
Keep on thinking that way then, I'm not going to try and change your opinion. lol

>>32190400
do Cheerilee wearing that hat, having this look on her face

>>32190546

Keep telling yourself that, cynic.

>>32190551
It appears that he has to consciously use Teleporation breathe, since he's burned a book and a doctor and not just teleported them.

>growing gems
>gems are fucking everywhere in equestria
>also they're edible apparently
are gems like another kind of fruit or vegetable to ponies?

>>32190541
Ok ok, I'll get the monitor and took that screenshot when 1080p is up

>>32190551
Well, he was able to send away the tickets, and the bottle of invisible ink...

>>32190569
HE
IS
NOT
A
WINGED
DRAGON

DEAL
WITH
IT

>>32190524
So, we now have Earth Dragons, Pegasus Dragons. Are there any Unicorn ones?

>>32190584
No, just dragons eat gems it seems, at least thats all thats been implied

>>32190551
To be fair, the ponies would probably be unharmed exept for the mental trauma if they were teleported. The scrolls aren't singed or anything when they reappear.

OK.

I love Rarity. She is 2nd-best pone by a long shot.

But holy shit I am getting tired of all the emphasis on her this season. Fluttershy, Pinkie, and AJ are getting the fucking SHAFT right now as far as screentime and dialogue is concerned.

oh spike you should know better than to walk in on twilight when she's enjoying a good book

>>32190584
They've been edible to dragons since at least Ticket Master. They are not edible to ponies, or they would've had some at that restaurant and Spike wouldn't have needed to order extra crispy hay fries.

>>32190598

>>32190445

Have you never seen previous generations of MLP?

The character of spike has always been wingless. His adult form, depicted back in season 1, was wingless. He is, and has always been, a wingless dragon. What is so hard to grasp about that?

Even his adult dragon *costume* in Luna Eclipsed had no wings.

>>32190598

Season 3 ep 1-2 antagonist confirmed.

Unicorn dragon wants to destroy Equestria with his magic to usher in a new age for Dragons. Elements of Harmony called in to save the day. Etc etc.

>>32190598
>My face when Alicorn dragon

He will be a god among gods.

>>32190615
>2nd-best
>Not 1st-best

>>32190615
>element of generosity
>takes a candy from a baby dragon
Best pony my ass

>>32190575

>cheerilee's tail

>>32190598
I think Spike is a unicorn dragon, if we're going with a three-way split.
His special magic is teleportation.

>>32190569

No dumbass, he's never going to have wings. Just drop it already...

>>32190648
>dat scrunchy Cheerilee

HNNNNGGGGGG

>>32190615
I'm happy Fluttershy finally got a decent part in a song, myself.

>>32190612
...Brings up an interesting idea; in Ticket Master, when Twilight teleports herself and Spike, they arrive charred. Is her teleportation an accidental copying of Spike's teleporting breath?

>>32190632
And still vulnerable to Dragonrend shout.

>>32190612
Like Lil'Pip.

>replace spike with a black kid
>realize the episode is about a little black kid who grows up to be a big nigger by doing the WRONG things

>>32190598
No.
We have Wingless Dragons, Winged Dragons, and Elder Dragons.

Elder Dragons are Dragons that exhibit abilities outside the norm that are stronger than the others

>HELLO TWILIGHT SPARKLE

SO MANY GREAT PIMP FRAMES

>>32190575
I'll try as soon as I've re-watched the episode.

>>32190648
It was the first image I could find to show off the look I meant. Having the proper tail was of secondary concern.

>>32190689
>who?

>>32190707

>>32190648
I would brush Cherilee's tail consensually

>>32190597
>>32190662
A week from now, on Bronyville podcast:

JAYSON: "Well, we did have a line in there about Twilight finally finding a book on dragon aging, and she says that if he grows wings the change becomes permanent. But we had to drop it because of time constraints."

>>32190708
coolio, I'll wait for 720p to appear before I rewatch it

Rarity shouldn't lead Spike on like that unless she's willing to put out.

>>32190669
I doubt it's the same thing. Spike's teleport breath leaves a cloud of smoke that travels to wherever it goes, whereas Twilight's winking is instantaneous (I want to say it goes through hell, which is why Spike got singed - Twilight forgot to extend her Gellar field).

>>32190696
> Five Guys Burger screencap
> intense lolracist post
You had me and you lost me.

Incidentally I'm surprised Spike didn't start eating Fatburgers and Hardee's exclusively.

Anyone else figure this wasn't 'wanton greed' but his nesting instincts taking over?

>>32190612

True, but thats the "finished product" of the teleportation. I am more concerned about what happens during. Its nothing for inanimate objects but that can't be a pleasant experience, especially if the teleport breath is hot like actual fire. As you said I could imagine the ponies making it through physically fine, but there would probably be a whole lot of screaming involved

>>32190579
He teleported those scrolls when he had hiccups

>>32190669

Considering Twilight never gets burned after that I'm guessing its just a partial failure after having only used it twice. Also she really wasn't concentrating on the spell that time, it was more out of stress of being surrounded.
1. Getting past Nightmare Moon
2. Ticket Master ep

Guys, I just realized why Pinkie was so upset when Spike destroyed Sugar Cube corner.

Gummy was in her bedroom.

Goodbye little pal.

>>32190734
And when that happens we will listen to you

>>32190726
Cheerilee confirmed for Spike's bottom bitch.

>>32190742
> Twilight's winking is instantaneous
DO YOU KNOW WHAT YOU'VE DONE?

>>32190701
don't forget construct Dragons.
sure they're artificial, but they're still Dragons.

>>32190726

>>32190752
That's not funny.


;_;

>>32190734
Just ask fucking Faust.
She's the only one I'll trust on this shit.
Hell, since it's not rape or ponyfucking related she might answer

SPIKE CRUSH. On Rarity.

I was all like D'AAAAAW when falling scene.

Hasbro the everliving has authority here, I am afraid. They can't make spike a winged dragon, even if they want to, unless they get the approval to change up his character from their corporate overlords. As I said, the character has always been winged.

>>32190615
Agreed one hundred percent. I wish we could have some proper episodes for those three. Why Rarity and Rainbow Dash suddenly rose to prominence I have no clue, but much as I love them both, it's a little tiring. Let's get some Pinkie Pie up in here, I say, and then some AJ and Fluttershy.

>>32190734

Bullshit, your really taking your fanon to autism levels now...

>>32190773
I'm sorry. I know, I know, but that's what they called it back in G1, dammit.

>>32190769
Bitch, please. Cheerilee make Spike a pimp. She's HIS pimp. Cheerilee is a pimp AMONG pimps.

>>32190792
No.
It isn't.

>>32190801

err always been wingless. Derp

>>32190773
Lets pretend nothing happened...

Nothing at all...

>>32190734
What's the matter with you?

>>32190752
IS CANON BECAUSE IT WAS VISUALLY ONSCREEN DURING AN EPISODE

LIKE WINGLESS NOW AND FOREVER SPIKE

>>32190686
>Rarity and Spike sooner or later get together
>Pro-Create the dragon born
>Son/Daughter is now the protagonist of Skyville

>>32190785

>>32190752
You are now imaging Spike crushing poor Gummy to death with his penis

>>32190742
What kind of winking are we talking about?

>>32190615
>no AJ, PP or FS episodes on the horizon

>>32190829
holy shit, sauce?

>>32190829
stupid sexy pinkie

>>32190863
>more than 38%

I can't get sad about this

>>32190752
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XQtAOuBjysc
>pinkie's face when

>>32190743

I say!

This episode is incredibly racist towards dragons, portraying them as greedy things!

>>32190822
Not at all.

>>32190773
>Pointing it out
WHAT HAVE YOU DONE?!

>>32190860
It's what unicorn teleportation was called back in G1.
Unfortunate name, I know.

>>32190734
If they needed more time they would have eliminated the Worthlessbolts stuff.

Shut up and kill yourself.

>>32190891
>Unfortunately, this SME-music-content is not available in Germany because GEMA has not granted the respective music publishing rights.
Fucking nazi regime

>>32190903

I wonder how long it took them to figure out just how bad a name choice it was

>>32190863
Only 38%?
Shit, that actually makes me happy rather than sad, because I thought this season wouldn't have as many episodes as the last one.
Thanks, anon.<3

>>32190919
I feel your pain.

>>32190921
what kind of joke am I missing out on here as a non native speaker?

>>32190795
how about we leave faust alone

we are not ponychan or EQD

>>32190903
Oh dear...

I identify with Applejack because I'm the only one of my friends that isn't totally lazy and actually cares about strength.

Applejack is best, strongest pony.

>>32190959
How about we leave faust alone because she cant answer our questions because she left the show so even if we were that fucking autistic she wouldnt be able to help us.

>>32190903
Why is it unfortunate? Because it sounds like "wanking"?

>>32190951
>what kind of joke am I missing out on here as a non native speaker?
Winking in horses related to certain behaviors during the horse equivalent 'time of the month'.

>>32190973
>applejack is most worthless, unnecessary pony
FTFY

>>32190951
"winking" is a thing mares do when in heat.
If you must know, google it.
You really don't need to know, trust me.

>>32190996
Nope

>>32190951

Its not so much a joke, just the fact that it shares the name with a specific aspect of horse physiology of a reproductive nature.

The things you learn in a MLPG.

Whether you want to or not.

>>32190951
>>32190996
Google, "Horse winking".

>>32190982
I propose that it doesn't really matter, and we can enjoy our own speculations until the show does or does not clear any of it up.

>>32190982
Wasn't half of the 2nd season still written under her supervision?

>>32191056
I love you Leth

>>32191033
Just 4chan in general.

I DID NOT ASK ABOUT ALL THIS SHIT, BUT NOW I'M STUCK WITH IT.

A lot of its the kind of stuff you also don't want others to know you happen to have learned, because that'll raise questions as to why you know it in the first place.

>>32191010
bwahahaha, that's hillarious

>>32191041

Well that's obvious, Rarity is naughty for wanting the gem that nice Spike had.

>>32191056
I like doing that!
Let's do more of that.
Making shit up is fun.

>>32191010

Here we go.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AIWslKz_kLM

It's pretty funny.There's a small male behind a fence all like "LEMME AT HER!".

WHERE ARE MY GIFS /CO/?

IT'S BEEN 4 AND A HALF HOURS.

>>32191070
Put your trip on smile, we all know your feelings

>>32191109
Waiting for high def rips.

>>32191041
Jew

>>32191109
Smile only makes gifs with the iTunes rip (i.e. tomorrow) and where did Slowpoke go?? What happened with him?

>>32191106
What a fucking tease, she knows he can't get over the fence.

>>32191080
I dunno, I like being the guy with freaking weird knowledge

>>32191106
> Suddenly I realize this is what Snips' life must be like

http://www.equestriadaily.com/2011/12/25-musicians-collaborating-for-massive.html

>>32191144
bitches and horse

>>32191144
I know right?

What a bitch.

ANYONE KNOEW IF POUND PUPPIES IS A GOOD SHOW? It always airs after MLP, but I never bothered to give it a chance.