But I love spike.

Not me. I want Spike to kill everyone, except Big Mac. Then have My Fuck-Awesome Dragon And Somewhat Large Pony. It'll be the best show ever.

Sigh, you guys come up with so many great ideas for this episode, but lose sight that this is a children's show.

>>32180733
...I'd be saddened, but I'd watch that.

Dibs on a script for a hookers and blow episode.

http://www.synchtube dot com/r/yaridovich

We're over here guys:

>>32180745

>>32180768
it'd be a hookers and blow series

hey /co/
http://imageshack.us/g/839/abp7992.jpg/

why?

>>32180809
because bronies

>>32180809
I.. I don't know.. Why would they do that?

>>32180809
I'm not opening that whatever it is.

>>32180809
Photoshop book covers?

Why does Big Mac never say anything other than yup?

I hope Rarity plays a big roll in this episode.

I'm thinking. Spike = King Kong. Rarity = Ann Darrow.

But what can Spike climb?

>>32180919

Ever since AJ gelded him he's just not had the will to talk much...

in b4 it was only a dream

Ho does Dinky wind up with Derpy? What happens to her sister?

>>32181004

Or IS it?

What I want.
I want to see a Godzilla ripoff. Complete with shitty dubs that don’t match the mouth action.

>>32181046
>fanon

>>32181046

I already have a head canon for that, THAT SOLVES EVERYTHING.

>>32181046
Nobody wants to explain that because it would ruin thier pweshus dewpy fanon

>>32181046
Cram it in your fanon hole in hell.

>Went to ponibooru
>Saw this
Yup

>>32181123
oh god why

Thread sure is dead.

Rarity is best pone, prove me wrong

In case anybody cares.
>>32181165

>>32181182
She is indeed second best pone.

>>32181123

>Aw that's kinda cute, art is somewhat decent what's the probl-WHY WOULD YOU EVEN DRAW THAT JESUS FUCK.

>>32181182
I can't prove you wrong because it is the truth

>>32181182
I can't, I don't have any pictures on this computer.

tinepoens was studying in his was studying labratoried

>>32181182
>Rarity
>Best pony

So guys

are you ready for the shit ton of macro pictures we will get from this episode

I for one am not

>>32181193
Your favorite is not best pone

>>32181205
My brethren of zebra descent

>>32181225
I don't know before I'll see them.
Damn I hope I can catch a stream.

Lobotomy?

>>32181238
No, rape.

>>32181238
>>32181242
Jump down a well and die, both of you.

>>32181242
Lobotorape.

>>32181242
Lobotomy is the new rape silly

>mfw we have to suffer through 22 minutes of hurr durr Spike, who has somehow managed to become even less interesting and fun to watch than the CMCs at this point

episode already confirmed for shit tier, ten bucks says Chris Savino is the writer

>>32181247

>>32181238
>>32181242
Please no? Instead, adorable ponies doing happy things. Like having birthday parties.

>>32181264
v.jpg

>>32181260

>>32181260
>ask people to stop talking about rape
>use a macro with the word "rape" in it to plead your case

Terse, we need to discuss your methodology.

>>32181260
One is pretty docile and happy when a portion of the brain is scrambled and removed

>>32181247
I like this idea, taking advantage of their position. They can't scream for help. So they're stuck in the rape with no way to defend themselves.

>>32181283
>tripfag posting as anonymous so their reputation won't be ruined

Why do we have so few rape comics?

>>32181295
Because DD hasn't commissioned them yet

>half of you faggots dont understand shit about lobotomies

well there's roughly three/four hours till next episode

i wonder what /co/ is up to

>rape, lobotomy

>GEE IT SURE IS BORING AROUND HERE.jpg

>>32181292
Just so you know. I only trip on ponychan, because they hate me over there. Here I don't trip.

>>32181310

>I only trip on ponychan

>>32181324
Your new gimmick sucks. Shitty drawings were better.

>>32181310

>>32181324
I can't anymore, though. I'm permanently banned from two proxies and now I can't post with this proxy I have ;_;

What a lovely thread.

>>32181330

Sorry, I just love this reaction image a lot. I'll probably stop tomorrow anyway. Also I have a present for a certain Anon that i'm waiting for.

Somebody mentioned pony rape.

So when's that happening?

>>32181334
there's a pretty much infinite amount of proxies on the web, you know that, right?

>>32181358
We should all share our favorite rape mangas and find ways to include pone in them.

>>32181365
Is 'ponies watching hentai' the new 'birds watching hentai'?

>>32181347
I think it sucks

Post the pony that will hide like the useless bitch she is in her cottage when Spike grows up.

thread will still be shit but hey, why not

>>32181347
>Hey, new episode today
>Let's talk about rape and lobotomy like retards!

>>32181373
Welcome to the MLPG.

>>32181373
>Hey new episode today
>Let's complain instead of contribute, even though what I complain about haven't been posted in a while.

>>32181369
Birds watching hentai?
The hell is that?

There needs to be a flash with Lyra fantasizing about meeting a human while singing Katy Perry's "Extraterrestrial". Whata weirdo.

So, bets on whether Spike grows wings in his larger form?

>>32181373
>>32181388
I'm sorry, all I heard was, "rape" and, "ponies."

>hey new thread
> .

>>32181373
I'd prefer that than Skryim meme spouting mixed in with impromptu fan fiction. Makes it feel like this isn't Reddit.

>>32181402
nay

>>32181390
>my hips are moving on their own!

>>32181420

Are we still talking about humans and ponies and sex?

>>32181402
I wish. Spike with Down's looks just stupid.

>>32181426

I'm going to buy Applescrunchshiftyeyes.jpg Futurama seasons 1-5. Wish me luck

Hey you guys know what would be great! Another episode about Applebloom and cutie marks!

>>32181440
Thank god that won't happen.

>>32181447
Except it will.

In before the owl is in it
>THATS IT HASBRO IS FINISHED.jpg

>>32181440
I'd rather have an episode about Scootaloo running away from home and trying to live with Dash.

>>32181440
>there will never be a scootaloo episode

>>32181457
>implying Scootaloo has a home to begin with.

Alright, everybody, step right up! It's time to make your predictions on the next episode of My Little Pony: Hasbro Isn't Magic. What'll it be? Godzilla references? Badass Spike model? What'll it be?!

>>32181462
>>32181457
Scoota who cares?

Everythings coming up Applebloom!

>>32181454
>mfw I'm the only one who actually likes the owl
Most of you only hate him because he was in the episode.

>>32181474
Godzilla reference.

>>32181474
I predict the CMC will scream during the next episode.

>>32181452

>>32181482
Well, it was a really bad episode.

>>32181484
Will they all laugh at the end of the episode?

>>32181485
The episode after Hearthwarming is about Applebloom and Granny Smith. Mark my words.

>>32181484
>CMC
>not flower trio

I bet the Flower Trio will be in this episode

>>32181492
Hmmm. Nah.

>>32181496
Oh fuck you're right.

Whatcha dooing?

>>32181462
Worst pony thread?
Or rather, pony ranking thread.
1. Gummy.
2. Rarity
3. The pink one
4. Applejack
5. Twilight Sparkle
6. Rainbow Dash
7. Apple Bloom
8. Sweetie Belle
9. Being punched in the dick.
10. Fluttershy
11. Scootaloo

>>32181514
1. Discord
2. Pinkie Pie
3. Everyone else
50. RD

>>32181462

hey, yeah. that's true.
fact - the CMC's are actually awesome when they aren't being the CMC's.

>>32181489
And that's you only reason?
What annoys you about his character? about his actions?

Fucker is probably one of the most helpful pets in the show.
He brings you books, gives you quills to write with and is fairly intelligent.

>>32181514
1.Fashion pone
2.Party Pone
3.book pone
5.Autistic pone
6.Dragon pone
5.gotta go fast pone

>>32181528
All it says is who.

I'd hug Scootaloo. I'd hug her SO HARD.

>>32181528

it's not him. it's how spike acted during that episode BECAUSE of the owl.

although the owl taking on the dragon was fucking retarded.

>>32181528
Maybe if it had a jetpack or something I'd like him.

fuck yall for not liking owls well
i dont believe you got asspained and hurt feelings over how twilight treated spike or whatever
that shit never even occured to me

why are you watching this show

>>32181533
>no apple pone
I am dissapoint.

>>32181541
> fuck yall for not liking owls well
Fuck you for having bad taste in everything

>>32181541
>why are you watching this show
I ask myself the same question every time I wake up on Saturday morning.

>>32181528
His lack of any actual characterization, unintelligible speech and shoehorning Spike annoy me.

>>32181544
Who?

>that feel when your primary connection is finally unbanned so you don't have to go through a proxy that's *just* slow enough to break 4chan x's auto-updater

oh god how do I keep up with the threads now

>>32181555
>Not posting the superior version

>>32181564
I prefer the uncaptioned one but thanks anyway.

Are you ready for yet another Twilight episode?

>>32181514
>punched in the dick
Alex is that you?

>>32181575
I want my fucking Pinkie episode
Fuck everything else

>>32181575
>there will never be a Pinkie episode
;_;

>>32181575
I wish they'd do more Rarity episodes.
She isn't getting as many episodes as she deserves.

>>32181575
I'm ready for another Rarity episode

>>32181428
fuck i'm a sucker for these "human mysteriously lands in Equestria" things.

got any more?

>>32181578
mah nigga

1.rarity
2.sweetiebell
3.applejack
4.fluttershy
5.pinkiepie
6.rainbowdash
7.twilight sparkle
8.applebloom
9.scootaloo (no dedicated episode yet)

this is the order that i like them in, because they're all fantastic characters.

>>32181582
Last episode was probably my favourite mlp episode overall. I loved it.
The white pone is my favourite. Aryan master race.

>>32181584
>human Twilight
>no sweater vest

OH THANK GOD

>>32181586
Were you in the last thread? I wrote a ton of that shit.

>>32181598

>Implyng Twilight and Rarity arn't going to get screentime in the Spike episode
>also it's his birthday so that means ITS PINKIE TIME

>>32181598
she lost it

get it?

>>32181586
I'm diving through the archives right now. There is this huge one I remember from a long time ago, but I have no idea when it happened. I'll probably have time to find it later now that I am finally done with classes for the semester.

>>32181582
>>32181578
I want a Pinkie/Rarity episode.
Those 2 have never had any interaction that lasted longer than a few seconds.

>be having dream
>Dash and Twilight appear for some reason
>This is enough to show me it's a dream
>Obviously we fuck, it's pretty hot
>Alarm goes off waking me up before we finish

Fucking alarm. It's a saturday, I don't need you today, why were you even on? ;_;

>>32181616
Pinkie has a crush on Rarity.
Remember the scarf from Dragonshy?

>>32181631
no

>>32181593
You are me.

>>32181616
They're both ponies and female but other than that they really don't have anything in common.

>>32181616
this

>Pinkie and Rarity episode

All my yes

>>32181624
>White people

>>32181608
no

and i found this http://thewanderernotes.tumblr.com/
a while back.

hell i love the idea of someone just being dumped in a completely different place/universe, but Equestria seems to be the most hilarious one to throw them in.

>>32181643
which could be expanded upon for some hilarity, that's the point

>>32181643
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HFvEnXCe1Mw

Canon crush.

>>32181617
...This made me want to request another fic from a certain Anon. Weird, your story has nothing to do with it.

Pinkie x Scootaloo episode is my wish.

>Pinkie helps Scootaloo cope with her lack of a family with laughter and friendship.

>>32181664
if it's anything like my dream, I'd love some closure. We were so close

what if pones mane are just one solid mass rather than individual hairs

a squishier marshmallow on top of an already squishy marshmallow

>>32181643
What if I told you that I was both a pony...and female? Could you comprehend?

>>32181631

>Compliments her
>THAT MEANS SHE WANTS TO FUCK

>>32181663
She only said that because the scarf was pink.

>>32181428
Oh shit.
Worst part is I know exactly why boner

>>32181674
Bitches love scarves.

>>32181678
Dude can't you see her love for Rarity?
HOW CAN YOU BE SO BLIND?

>>32181684

You make a very valid point bro.

>>32181682
I can't relate to the protagonist in that cap at all. I would never make Fluttershy wait out in the cold.

I just want my precious G1 ponies to make an appearance ;_;

uploading more pinke just because

>>32181671
Not really, I just want this one Anon to write a new story. I haven't seen him in a while though.

>>32181688
>Have scarf
>Girl compliments on scarf
>She wants to fuck

>>32181694
Oh yes, I didn't related to the second post at all, I was only talking about the patting.

>>32181700
I think I would like Rainbow Dash a lot more if she were pink.

>>32181660
Last thread....
>>32180745
Anyways in the last thread towards the end, I wrote a bunch of short snippets continuing from that exact story. Basically anon isnt a fan of ponies but is dumped in equestria anyways and has to deal with it.

go check it out, I never really got any feedback

>>32181700
You already got one.

>>32181708
We've built ships on less.

>>32181712
Pinkie would probably love playing Touhou.

>>32181708
Shipping logic
>they exist so they are meant to be together
Existing is optional

>>32181719
Who? Cheerlie? Applebloom? Big Mac?

>>32181719
But Spikes not a pony.

>>32181724

>Be unemployed loser
>At social events
>People ask what I do
>Tell them I'm a shipping engineer
>They're always impressed
>mfw

>>32181719
I'm not following you.

>>32181744
I hope the Spike in this new episode looks like G1 Spike. He was a badass.

>go AWOL on the mlpg threads for a week
>come back
>rape everywhere
Wat

I NEED PICTURES OF HAZMAT PONIES IN MY OFFICE
RIGHT NOW

>>32181754
It's not rape, it's >rape the difference being that other is a crime and the other's a retarded joke being run by one or two Anon and a few tripfags.

>>32181370

Are you implying Fluttershy, the pony who told a centuries old red dragon to kindly fuck off in spite of her draconophobia, will be unable to handle Spike when the shit hits the wood-chipper?

>>32181707
hi, I didn't go anywhere if you're talking about me, I just haven't written anything (I consider worthy of actually being released) since the AJ fic

mostly due to having a load of deadlines and shit, really, haven't spent much time in the threads. Fuck work today, though, today is pony day. Future-me can deal with my bullshit later.

Fuck. Little White Lie produces a lot more feels when you're drunk.

Someone cheer me up. I need happy pony.

>>32181754
HE MISSED THE INITIATION >rape
GET HIM

>>32181751
>A whale in it's natural habitat.

I AM COLD AND PONYLESS WHAT A BAD MORNING THIS IS

>>32181749
Oh god

what if there was an episode about Rarity losing her creativity and Pinkie helps her relax and get it back with parties

>>32181778
I'm warm and cozy and I have ponies.
Have fun being miserable.

>>32181754
The flutterrape isn't really >rape, and regular >rape doesn't actually include any raping

>>32181788
>that feel when Pinkie knew you were cold, so jumped on top of you and started hugging you while she nuzzled her head into your shoulder

feels warm, bro

>>32181786
You already had me at "Pinkie helps her".

>>32181771
She also cracked open a bear

let's all post ponies-in-panties until the new episode airs.

RANK THOSE SONGS

1.find a pet song
2.art of the dress (part 2)
3.at the gala
4.winter rap up
5.the pony (can't post this part) should know
6.art of the dress (part one)
7. all the little ditties
8.smile smile smile

>>32181776
Please fill me in.

>>32181786
> parties
Read that as panties.
But your idea is good too.

>>32181813
1. Art of the Dress
2. ...
3. ...
...
99999. Everything else.

>>32181813
1.Winter Wrap Up
2.The rest

>>32181788
WHY DO YOU HAVE TO BE SO MEAN ANON TELL ME WHY

>>32181749

BRILLIANT.

>>32181813
1.Dress song
2.Gala sond
3.That one song with the snow

>>32181813
Shit tier list.

1, Becoming popular
2. Art of the dress
3. Party invitation
4. WWU
5. At the gala
6. Little ditties
7. Smile smile smile
8. Find a pet.

>>32181825
because all I want to do is hug you and let your tears soak into my shirt until they stop when you cry, Dash

>>32181813
wait what's little ditties?

>>32181810

>>32181717
haha thanks, just read them. though i got no idea who the hell lyra is. (was she a side character in an ep? must've missed it, thought it was oc but everyone here knew about him/er so guess it's not.)

if you really want feedback: it seems pretty good so far, if not slightly out of character, but then again no one knows how to write for pinkie bar the producers.

also have you seen Glitter Glue's "Stupid Faggot" saga? it sounds like what you're doing.

>>32181841

>>32181813

1. Art of the Dress Part 2
2. Art of the Dress Part 1 (They should just count as one)
3. Winter Wrap Up
4. At the Gala
5. The Pony (can't post this part) Should Know
6. Smile Smile Smile (a higher rating would depend on seeing it in contex)
7. All the little ditties

200. Find a Pet Song

>>32181843

cupcakes song, hop skip and jump, ect. all the ones that don't last much more than 30 seconds.

>>32181813
1 Art of the Dress
2 At The Gala
3 Becoming Popular
4 Winter Wrap Up
5 CMC song = Finding a Pet= Smile Smile Smile
the other things

>>32181813
1. At the Gala
2. Art of the Dress
3. Becoming Popular
4. WWU
5. the rest

>>32181846
Lyra is this one, she's a background character we all tend to like. She has a human fetish.

>>32181843
Songs less than 1 minute

Giggle at the Ghosties was longer than a minute and should be on that list

>>32181813
1-7. ALL OF THE REST
8. SMILE SMILE SMILE

>>32181848
You heard me, Dashie
You can hug me even if you're not crying, too.I'll happily dry and end you care to wet

what is it with morning threads and pinkie fags?

WINTER WRAP UP!

WINTER WRAP UP!

LET'S FINISH OUR HOLIDAY CHEER!

>>32181717
I want to see him interacting with Rarity. She should take an immediate shine to him considering that he wears so much clothing.

>>32181866
>Lyra Lyra Lyra Lyra Lyra Lyra Lyra Lyra Lyra Lyra Lyra Lyra Lyra Lyra Lyra Lyra Lyra Lyra Lyra

>>32181813
1. Art of the Dress
2. Becoming Popular
3. Rarity's At the Gala solo

THERE WERE NO OTHER SONGS FAGGOT

>>32181866
Scooty Belle

>so many low rankings on the pet song

but... why?

i seriously have not been able to get it out of my head since i watched the episode.

>>32181879
WINTER WRAP UP WINTER WRAP UP
BECAUSE TOMORROW SPRING IS HERE

>>32181881
That's not poni
That's not poni at all

>>32181881

>LYRA

>>32181870

>>32181795
Flutterrape? So, Beedrill's back, is he?

SO HOW ABOUT THEM DIAPER PONIES BEING CANON?

>>32181890
It was too...

...all over the place I guess. It didn't flow.

>>32181881
>anthro
ew
and her horn is too big to take it all in my mouth at once, too

>>32181846
Lyra is an aqua pony that has been shown to sit on a bench like a human, In fanon she is obsessed with humans. I tried to write stuff for Pinkie that she had mostly already said, for the reason you stated. No, I haven't heard of Stupid Faggot, but I'm a fan of Weaver so I'll check it out.

>>32181903
I saw that blush, Dashie
You don't have to hide your feelings from me

>>32181886
While I don't agree I like the way you think

>>32181892
AT THE GALA AT THE GALA
man, cupcakes is my favorite song.

why do cat sounds suit the ponies so well

>>32181918
She's not into you, anon. Let her go.

>>32181868
this is true.

1. find a pet song
2. art of the dress (part 2)
3. at the gala
4. winter rap up
5. the pony (can't post this part) should know
6. giggle at the ghostie
7. art of the dress (part one)
8. all the little ditties
9. smile smile smile

>>32181813
1. Smile, Smile, Smile
2. Find A Pet Song
3. Winter Wrap Up
4. Cutie Mark Crusaders Theme
5. Art of the Dress
6. At The Gala
7. "Pinkie's Ditties"

...

100,000. The Pony EveryPony Should Know

>>32181924
>During the next episode, the CMC say nothing but 'meow' repeatedly. How is your heart?

>>32181929
but maybe if I...
...yeah ;_;

>>32181924
>cat sounds
Cute.
>ponies
Cute.

>>32181918

>>32181933
Who let you out of the cage again?
YOU AREN'T ALLOWED TO HAVE OPINIONS

>>32181795
I haven't seen any Flutterrape since that pet-play thing LET US NEVER SPEAK OF THAT AGAIN.
Unless you mean the one where Fluttershy wants to rape Anon.

>>32181905
It seems like this is not a popular subject.

>>32181813
1. Winter Wrap-up
ummm...
2.Art of the Dress
and then uh,
3. There were no other good songs

>>32181933
THAT IS A BAD LIST

>>32181941
I'm supposed to be writing an end-of-year assessed essay at the minute, and yet I am so easily distracted.

>>32181944
yeah, that one
the pet-play isn't rape if she wants it

>>32181944
Fluttershy pet play? What did I miss?

>>32181810

>>32181936
>scootaloo
Nah
>Applebloom
Ehh...
>Sweetie Belle
HNNNGGG

>>32181933
This is just...wrong

>>32181958
TERSE
BE PRODUCTIVE BETTER

>>32181933
THIS LIST IS BACKWARDS

>>32181958
I know how it is...
The amount of thing i have to do till Monday is incredible yet here I am wasting my time.

>>32181959
>What the fuck is that noise?
>God dammit, the window is open. I swear I closed it...
>What the.... some long pink hair on the windowsill? What the fuck?
>Is one of those pony things.... stalking me?

>>32181936

>Apple Bloom
>Meowing in that cute little southern drawl of hers

HNNNG!! My heart!

>>32181974
>that feel when everything you had to do ever was in for yesterday

I'm just fucking about in pony threads because... I don't know what else to do any more

>>32181974
Time spent doing things you like isn't wasted time

>>32181906

but it felt like someone made a song out of a dr. suess book goddamnit.

in particular, "green eggs and ham" comes to mind with fluttershy's pet suggestions and dash's reactions.. that build up at the end. THESE GODDAMN FACES. ARGH.

>>32181964
>bonbon
lol
>pinkie pie
rofl

>>32181990
I like the faces

>>32181933
...But the CMC theme was like a sentence long
>>32181962
Nothing at all.

>>32181971
But productivity is lame! I'm too cool to care about the first year of my degree!

>>32181974
I know that feel, man. But then, it's only 25% of the first year, which doesn't even count, so I'm not altogether too fussed. Still have until 4 on Thursday.

>>32181972
>>32181967
>>32181954
>not liking my list of fantastic opinions

>>32181910
ah okay. yeah you kind of wonder why the hell they have benches in the first place.

>>32181985
When you go out in the morning, you hear a sound from behind. Turning around, you catch a glimpse of something pink slipping behind your house. Something you keep seeing out of the corner of your eye as the day goes by. Always just out of sight.

It's getting close to winter, the days are short. You're walking home in the dark. You hear the sound, and then feel a hoof on the back of your neck.

Um... is it okay if I pin you down? I hope you don't mind too much

>>32182002

Lyra likes it nasty!

>>32182004

INDEED. THEY WERE GREAT.

but people don't like them. this saddens me.

>that feel when you didn't like MTBPW because you felt bad for the turtle the whole time
>that feel where it's hard to enjoy re-watching it even though you know the outcome

>>32182007
>fantastic opinions
EVEN THE WORD OPINIONS IS ASHAMED OF BEING USED LIKE THAT

>>32182028
http://mrponiator.deviantart.com/art/Full-Metal-Tortoise-269933730

>>32182024
The last thing you remember after that are the Eyes; so large and so deep. You awaken the next morning feeling sore, but happy.

>>32182030
opinions is a buzzword

>>32181905

Next up for show-cannon: ponies in hotpants.

>>32182042
Buzzword is a buzzword.

>>32182048
WORDS ARE STUPID

>>32182041
There's a single, long, pink hair in your bed. You don't know where it came from, but you can't bring yourself to throw it away.

>>32182048

>>32182030
>>32182042
>>32182048
>>32182061

>>32182041
...Fuck I would have liked more
I mean like a few pages more
In great detail
And now I've gotta run so I'll miss any continuation if there ever will be

>>32182028
I know that feel. Not with that episode though. Small things like these can turn out to be really bitter.

Pony is just a buzzword you use when you can't think of a better animal.

>>32182068
>that feel when you're tempted to actually write something
No, brain, down. You're too busy to write... pony pseudo-mindrape? I don't even know how that would be classified

>>32182048

buzzword is a pony

OH SHI-

>>32182061
that ugly woman is really hampering my ability to masturbate to mundane wikipedia articles

>>32182078
casual

>>32182075
namefag is just a buzzword for people that can't handle being anonymous.

>>32182024
>"Wha-!! What the fuck?! Jesus Christ, you startled the hell out of me! What do you want?"
>"I...um... well....I just... nevermind...."

>...And it's gone. These pony things are fucking strange. Why do I have goosebumps?

>>32182075
like a dugong

>>32182087
isn't that a pokemon?

>>32182087
when did dugongs become a thing in MLPG, is nigel thornberry among us or something

>>32182081
>>32182077
>>32182075
>>32182066
What have I started?
>>32182061

>>32182083
She'd go through your garbage, read all your mail before you get it and do a terrible job of resealing it, and just generally hang around being creepy. You know she'll never actually bring herself to do anything, it just becomes a part of life.

>>32182090
I think it might be a digimon.

>>32182077
Buzzword sounds like an actual pony name

>>32182081
Why would I want to be anonymous? That's like wanting to be poor.

>>32182094
I don't think it's a thing, this is just my shitty drawing that I spam everywhere

>>32182103
I want to be anonymous because I don't want anything I do here to be linked to me in any way. I would never admit to being attracted to ponies in a non-anonymous way.

>>32182103
Anonymous is rich in spirit, but you wouldn't know that.

>>32182103
ANONYMOUS IS GREAT AND POWERFUL
AND SUPER SEXY TOO

>>32182111
Pussy.

If I get doubles then someone in this thread has to go on a date with me

>>32182096
>"For ponies that understand sealing things with wax, they sure do a shit job of it..."
>What the hell, does this town have a problem with raccoons? Maybe crows? Maybe I'll go talk to the one that takes cares of the animals. She could probably help me with my problem.....

duhn duhn duhn

>>32182113
OH YEAH AND RICH

>>32182068
>>32182076
I've spent the last hour digging through the archives for something like this, actually. It was an entire thread of Fluttershy coming onto some Anon and the anon refusing her advances.

>>32182096
it took me till this post to realize the pink hair wasn't from pinkie but from fluttershy

Seems like my obsession got the better of me...

>>32182116
Well, yeah. I envy that guy who talks about his pony waifus with his friend, though he appears to have died

probably from embarrassment

>>32182095

Could be worse. At least you didn't start

>lobotomy

>>32182129
Anon is mai waifu forever.

>>32182134
SHUT THE FUCK UP, GORO.

>>32182122
Fluttershy never did get her way, though

Guys, even though bronies are fags, I think I should go to one of their meetups. I can debase myself for a little bit if it means getting to have friends for once in my life, right?

>>32182142
DON'T DO IT
DON'T
DO
IT

>>32182142
You and Nathan will be bros for life.

>>32182143
READING THAT DOWNWARDSLY IT'S LIKE DODODO IT

>>32182142
nope

>>32182150
You broke the code, congrats.

Gaze upon the future of MLP fandom and despair.

>>32182159
we don't read from right to left where I'm from

>>32182159
I...Uh...What am I looking at exactly?

>>32182142
WE ARE THE ONLY FRIENDS YOU NEED, FAGGOT

>>32182159
>Implying the future of the fandom isn;t giant spike using the mane 6 liek cumbuckets and inflating them like waterballoons

THE FUTURE IS TERRIBLE ANON

NO ONE WAS SPARED

>>32182166

So to you it looks like ponies devolving into diapered weasels?

>>32182139
Do you have an approximate date where I could start looking for that thread?

>>32182175

That... that isn't the future.

In fact, I'm pretty sure I saw that on ponibooru yesterday.

>>32182183
I'm afraid I don't, no, it was quite some time ago.

>>32182191
we was in the future all along?

>what a tweeeest

>>32182181
no, to me it looks like ponies evolving *from* diaper weasels

I said I don't read it from right to left, but left to right.

PINKIE IS EXTREEEEEEEEEME.

>>32182172
IT'S NOT THE SAME I NEED SOMEWHERE TO GO IN REAL LIFE

>>32182219
AWWW YEAH

>7:00 rolls around
>finally decide to call it a night and go to sleep
>haven't been browsing MLPG
>decide to lurk for a few minutes before turning in
>reminded that new episode airs in this morning
Fuck. Now I'm conflicted.

>>32182193
I really need to start screencaping things more often.

>>32182229
Drink with me and lets general forever.

>>32182134
>Lobotomy

Alright guys, I'm hitting the hay. I'll repost some of that shit I wrote about Anon in Ponyville, when I get up, so that's like... eight hours from now. Probably write some new shit, too. If you're around, give me some comments on it. You guys seemed to like the short bits about Lyra, but I never got many comments about the longer bits. Anyways, I'm out.

>>32182219

Pinkie Pie says "ALWAYS RECYCLE TO THE X-TREME!!!"

>>32182229
Nap until the new episode airs! Best of both worlds.

>>32182229
>not waking up well rested after a night of partying with your friends at 10am eagerly awaiting the new pony episode to air at 4pm

>>32182175
...iamokaywiththis.jpg

hey guys
I'm trying my hand at making a YouTube Poop but I'm having trouble making it funny or original

help

>>32182245
Good because it was entertaining. Sorry if you didn't get comments, but that's typical in general for original stuff.

>>32182259
SEND ME MONEY

>>32182259
Youtube poops are NEVER funny.

>>32182259
go back to reddit, fag

>>32182259
> funny or original

You don't "get" youtube poops, do you?

>>32182269
...what does Reddit have to do with anything
>>32182264
>>32182270
wow, you guys are out of the loop

>>32182259

Well first you fist my asshole.

>>32182245
I think it would be fucking hilarious if Big Mac took a shine to him.

>>32182261
I figured as much. It was just hard to gauge because I started writing during a late night thread, so...
>5 people in the whole thread

>>32182259
You! Watch some of the other ytps like Friendship is not available blah blah, and friendship is magnets, and then make jokes that aren't in EITHER of them. Seriously, copying ytps is the easiest way to make them suck.

>>32182175
I think I might come to like the future of yours.

Anyway I wager Fluttershy, Rarity, and Twilight will be cum inflated first because they're the only ones who haven given him any attention.

>>32182245
You should give writing something a bit longer a shot, might make it easier to get feedback. If you do, and you see NTSTS around, poke him with it, he's amazing at telling you what's wrong.

If you were transformed into a female pony how many hours would you spend exploring your own body before you left the house to explore Equestria?

>>32182309
99

>>32182309
do i have a penis?

>>32182309
Well that really depends whether or not I'm a Unicorn and how flexible I am.

>>32182309
>implying there are things to do as a female other then exploring my body

>>32182309
Depends on what kind of pony I am.

If earth, one or 2. If unicorn, I think until I die.

>>32182309
Depends. If I were a unicorn, quite a few, otherwise I'd probably want help.

If I were a pegasus, then fuck sex I'm going to go fly free through the sky then see if I can get somebody to buy me lunch later.

>>32182320
sucking dicks
you have no idea how many random dicks I would suck if I was female

in fact I'd love to do it as a dude but I don't seem to have any takers :(

>>32182309
Why would I waste time on such carnal trivialties when there are friends to be made and adventures to be had.

about 12.

>>32182309
I'd waste maybe a few minutes at most before going to to explore the far more interesting magical world I was just dropped into.

So we got 3 Applebloom centered episode...

But only one Applejack.

For fuck sake.

>>32182320
Shit, we spend our entire lives exploring our bodies. It'd be really weird if suddenly we had new ones to learn.

>>32182328
>if only I could find one IRL

>>32182291
oh no what have i done

I've changed the past

oh god what did i do to my future

>images of sweetie belle desperatly trying to squeeze spike's dragon juice out of a over inflated rarity by bouncing on her, the stuff bascially spiling out rarty's orrifices in large sticky spews everytime sweetie lands
>also upon closer inspection it's a gif

noooooooooooooooooo

>>32182341
...Oh god, I forgot that I was the one who made that post

>>32182246

Pinkie Pie says "SEX ALL THE LESBIANS."

>>32182342
Jesus Christ how mesmerizing.

>>32182335
I will literally be crysad if they don't give her an episode/song this season. She's such a fun character and they're squandering her so far.

>>32182364
>that picture
Man.

Dash.

Dash is cute.

To prevent Spike from growing into a massive, savage, pony-eating dragon, Celestia will turn him into a pony. Calling it now.

>>32182364
Her mouth looks like a small egg

HEY GUYS RATE MY OC

HER NAME IS STOOKS THE UNIBIFFON

>>32182328
I bet within the day you'd be stuck between two stallions, wouldn't you?

Like, fuck's sake, whole world of magical adventure, wonders both natural and architectural, and new, exciting knowledge, and there you are, holding yourself up with your legs while two stallions alternately thrust, pushing you back and forth as you desperately lick at one of them

>>32182370
applejack is a bad pony

>>32182386
BUT DOES HE HAVE A GRIMDARK BACKSTORY?

>>32182386
I ship him with Griffy.

>>32182375
I know, right? If she knew anywhere near how cute she was, she'd be so mad

and that'd be adorable

>>32182386
does he have breasts?

>>32182389
But no you're objectively wrong.

I challenge you to a vodka-off.

>>32182379
Now you're just being silly.

I require rule 63. Can I get some?

>>32182401
>dat mane
Y'know, I always figured that when I finally fell for a pony, it'd be Twilight. But goddamn, does Dash look good.

>>32182407
Sure
Any specific character?

>>32182335
We got 5 soon to be 6 episdoes counting CMC episodes where Applebloom is in.

And 3 Applejack episodes.

>>32182410
All ponies look the same. Zebra master race

>>32182407
>Giant spike rule 63

NO ANON

WHAT HAVE YOU DONE

>Giant rule 63 spike using elusive's boutique as a dildo

NO

WHAT HAVE YOU DONE

>>32182415

Not really.

>>32182423
...what

>>32182391
yes her dat was the laeder of the griffin yakuza and she was sad for all of the murders her dad committed so she concentrated all of her pure disappointment into a magical ball of energy and grew a horn and now she fights crime

>>32182425
Well then...

>>32182431
dildos terse dildos

>>32182420
>implying any other pony has dat colour scheme, dat mane, or dat voice

Nevermind dose wings, or dat personality.

>>32182434
Enjoy

>>32182434
lol that dude looks like a fag

wat shit i forgot the horn

>>32182386

BAM, DAFTYFIED.

>>32182394
>S-shut up! I'm not "cute!"
Oh god you're right.

>>32182441
aww! princess blueblood is adorable. too bad she's presumably a total bitch.

>>32182436
...what

>>32182441

>>32182454
NOW SHIP IT WITH GRIFFY