well....
this thread was created first

>+1 Crossover Art
>33% chance Anonymous whining

THIS THREAD DOESNT HAVE ENOUGH WHINING.
NTSTSTSTSTS WHERE ARE YOU?

>>32172459
Agreed, I'll make the next one.

>lobotomy

So, Big L, Big Pun, or Biggie Smalls?

http://knuxmaster.deviantart.com/
http://knuxmaster.deviantart.com/
http://knuxmaster.deviantart.com/
http://knuxmaster.deviantart.com/
http://knuxmaster.deviantart.com/
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SO GUYS
GUYS
HOW MANY FETISHES ARE GOING TO BE SATISFIED NEXT EPISODE?

what do ponies wear when it gets cold out?

>Twilight involved with tentacle porn

>>32172488
Biggie.

Ready to Die is one of my favorite albums.

>>32172511
Goose down jackets

>>32172515
Where?

Let me guess:

Somebody stole your pony?

shut the fuck up

>>32172467
Can and will do.

>>32172475
Ah yes, the International Dibs Protocol.

Secondary though to the The No Take Back Accord

>>32172549
I READ IT IN CARL'S VOICE!

Do more. Something about the car this time.

>>32172511
Their bodies are usually insulated by the fat they gain while consuming gallons of delicious protein rich semen during the fall, so clothes are not necessary.

Did somebody say "goin' to the moon?"

>>32172548
I fucking read that with a Nord accent.

Hot damn, the Moblins in Skyward Sword pack quite the punch.

>>32172563
hey Fry Man, what are these friggin' ponies doin' in my hatchback, I just got it back from my buddy on the docks yesterday

>>32172504
I'd say at least 4 or 5 with a chance of a sixth.

>>32172511
Scarfs. Boots. Fleece saddles.

Okay, the last two don't make sense, but deal with it.

Is that guy that was making that Fate/Stay Night thing around? How's progress if so?

>>32172548

I have your pony hostage.

Give me the launch codes or she gets it!

>>32172567
Does the flavor of the semen matter?

SO GUYS
ARE DRAGON DICKS PREHENSILE?

>>32172623
Marshmallow candy flavor, as is typical of pony semen.

>>32172606
She looks like she's being raped by striped socks.

Alright folks, it's about time we went over the theme list again.

☐Talent show
☐Beach visit
☑Stage fright
☐Aquaphobia episode
☑Embarrased by friends episode (CHECK)
☑Car chase (CHECK)
☐FEEEEEEELINGS (close but no cigar.)
☐Peer pressure
☐Parents (as a central part of the episode. Sisterhood special does not count)
☑Injuns
☐Foreign nation
☐Aliens
☐Running away from home

Am I missing anything?

>>32172627
no

However, horses have a prehensile upper lip

>>32172627
I can't read about prehensile dicks without reinforcing a new fear of dolphins.

>>32172504
All of 'em. All of 'em.
Rev up those bad dragon shopping carts, folks.

>>32172613
We convinced him not to do it, remember?

>>32172636
>tentacles jizzing

this bothers me, it's a tentacle, not a penis, you have to choose one, you can't have both

>>32172627
NO BUT DOLPHIN DICKS ARE

>>32172650
Dolphins just want to be with you, Tex.

Stop denying their love.

>>32172640
>no Breed Swap episode

But guys, if you lobotomize your ponies, how will they accumulate a day's worth of filth on their hooves for you to lick off?

Something is just not right there.

>>32172542
all over my internet cache

>>32172606
yea buddy

>>32172606
I can not not think about Beetlejuice with that color scheme...

>>32172622

>>32172548

Have you seen those warriors from Hammerfoal? They've got curved swords. Curved. Swords.

>>32172640
☑Spa Episode

☐Lifeswap episode (Prince and the Pauper, etc.)

>>32172679

Don't say the name, fool!

Also, mfw I requested Pinkie as Beetlejuice a while ago.

YOU ARE NOW BEING RAPED BY DOLPHINS
MANUALLY

HOPE YOU LIKE RAPE CAVES

>>32172664
Those are tentsticles. They have balls built in, for semen dispensing ease.

>>32172658
We did? Aww.

When? Last I remember he asked leth for a tier list and he said he could work with it.

>>32172640
>running away from home
>blank

OWTEW?

>>32172640
>Running away from home
I would watch the fuck out of an episode where Scootapony runs away from home and tries to live with Dash.

>>32172703
STOP! THAT'S THE SECOND TIME SOMEONE SAID IT. NO ONE ELSE CAN SAY THE NAME BEETLEJUICE, OR IT WILL HAVE BEEN SAID THREE TIMES.

>>32172672
this is not the time

>>32172686
Mmmmmmmmmm

Fun fact: It is impossible for pony to actually pony pony.

>>32172704
Good luck, Dolphins.

>>32172725
says you

>>32172704

And that's a bad thing?~

>>32172715
An understandable mistake. Nearly everyone's tried to forget that episode.

>>32172715
A reasonable mistake, as an episode everyone tends to forget about.

>>32172723

It's always time for hooves.

Maybe even... talons?

Hey guys, what the fuck is wrong with us?

COME ON EVERYPONI SMILE SMILE SMILE!

>>32172763
Where to begin

>>32172747
>forgottenepisodemind

>>32172622
Listen to me.

I do not have what you are after and I dont care. I'm going to find you and I'm going to get my pony back. There is no place you can go and theres no one you can hide behind. I will find you, I will get my pony back and you will pay.

>>32172747
>>32172756
Your hivemind is bears. It can know no fear.

>>32172761
But no paws.
Those things are soft and creepy.

>>32172767
I can't smile, no matter how hard I try

>>32172715
I don't have a comprehensive list of the episodes in front of me, and honestly that was the weakest episode of season 1.

That theme list isn't set in stone, feel free to take it and do with it what you will.

>>32172783
You're doing it wrong.

>>32172761

>Gilda will never hold you down and force you to lick her talons clean while verbally abusing you.

>>32172767

>>32172704

>>32172794

Don't pone make you smile?

>>32172761
The marshmallow hoof is superior to the talon, the talon has no substance or curves

>>32172523

>>32172807
Gilda is an ugly pony.

>>32172704
what the fuck is a rape cave and what does it have to do with Dolphins?

>>32172767
>still friendless
>everyone tells you to smile

>>32172807
>hooves
yeah ok

>talons
now that's just one step too far


that being said, I would clean Luna's hooves with my tongue on command

>>32172763
One: NOTHING WRONG WITH ME
Two: NOTHING WRONG WITH ME

>>32172832
YOU'RE JUST JELLY OF HER PRETTINESS.

NOT REALLY, LOL. SHE'S AN UGLY WHORE.

>>32172832

She may be an ugly pony, but she is the third sexiest character on the show.

Right behind Celestia and Fleur.

>>32172842

Oh man, run while you can.

>>32172870

FLOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOORRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR

>>32172852
>mfw people ask me why I never smile and I can't tell them the real reason why

Goddammit all I could think about at work all day was Twilight's demise

Shit sucks, man. I'm depressed and sad and a big wuss Shouldn't have spent all fucking night reading >fanfiction and ending on that part.

F:E anon. Still somehow proud of making it to chapter 30 in such a short period of time. Not sure how my life has gone so wrong.

>>32172807

>You will never pluck Gilda'sfeathers and then cover her with batterbefore dropping her in a deep fryer and then enjoying the delicious fried chicken

>>32172842
We're not talking about this again.

>>32172870

LET THE BODIES HIT THE TSH TSH FLOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOR

>>32172842

>>32172870

OH MAN, THIS IS MY JAM.

>>32172852
>that feel when that feel

>>32172794
We can all smile knowing he's now on death row.

>>32172899

Sounds like you need to read My Little Hangover.

It's a delightful and cheery Hangover and MLP crossover if you couldn't infer that from the title.

>>32172899
Man, I still say you should just read one chapter per day. Doing it like this is REALLY going to bite you in the ass when you hit 37.

Fluttershy is a very pretty pony.

How can I smile when the last great hope for gaming is dead?

>>32172899
You are halfway done, it took you only two days or so days, and understand what is going on so far. You should feel proud.

Hey, any fellow pony fans willing to be my kaishakunin? I don't have any friends.

>>32172946
If by pretty, you mean pretty, then yes.

DORKS

>>32172927
Who is he?

>>32172899
im appalled at the fact that you had enough effort to read the first line of a fucking fanfic, e proud of that at least

>>32172947
I know, right? Haze was awful and we're never getting TimeSplitters 4.

>if ponies were real, they'd think I'm a weirdo and wouldnt be friends with me

>>32172947
Team ICO is still around!

>>32172962
'sup Kevin.

>>32172767
What do you use to make these?

also, can I harvest your soul and take your power?

>>32172962

Go away Trixie, no one likes you.

What household items can I use as a makeshift dildo?

>>32172976

>>32172962

You... you flip-flop!

Speaking of that, I'm lacking Gilda images. Would anyone be so kind as to assist me?

>>32172965
He burned three people alive in their houses after robbing them, it happened about 10 minutes away from where I live, the world is crazy

>>32172947
>Some people think XCOM actually looks good

>>32172962
Who are you calling a whale dick

>>32172965
http://abcnews.go.com/US/joshua-komisarjevsky-death-sentence-massacre-survivor-peace/story?id=150972
70

>>32172899
>Not sure how my life has gone so wrong.
Hey, at least you've hit rock bottom. There's no place to go but up now.

>>32172999
Roll up a towel and stick it in a condom.

...Really anything soft can be stuck in a condom for that. I've even heard stories of filing them with warm water.

>>32173023
speaking of that, are those Tenga things any good

what about the prostate massagers

>>32173006

This is why every household should have a firearm.

Also, I know a large percent of ponyfags are muscular, but how many own guns?

hey kid...

you feeling a little hoarse?

no?

well would you like to be?

Fuck yeah! Time for some Spiderman!

>>32173009
It doesn't look like X-COM, but it doesn't look like a bad game either. They should've named it something else and called it a 'spiritual sequel' or something.

>>32172852
>mfw Jason is forever alone!

>>32172952

>halfway done
>chapter thirty
>THERE ARE SIXTY FUCKING CHAPTERS IN FO:E

the fuck.

If anybody's doing comic requests, I got something I know I'll never get around to.

Rich Asshole: Look dear, a crackhead. How appalling.
Fancypants: I personally enjoy a speedball in the morning. Perks me right up.
Rich Asshole: I'll take a hit!
Rich Bitch: I want two!

>>32173064
44 Actually.

>>32173064

There's only 44 right now I think, but the author plans over a hundred.

>>32173045
I'm not allowed to own a firearm, I got a 51-50 about two years ago. Doesn't mean I can't buy a cheap break-action shotgun from a pawn shop, but if I actually have to use it, I'll need to explain why I'm in possession of a firearm I'm not supposed to have.

>>32173064
No, only 44, but in terms of words and story, he's half way done r so.

>>32173047
Oh yes, Twilight Sparkle. Turn me into a pony and take me back to your marshmellow dimension so I can frolic and go on adventures every day, and sleep in your magic library, and eat cupcakes at sugarcube corner, and rape.

>>32173047
>mane going off both sides of the head
Nope.

>>32172938
Do I have to have knowledge of the Hangover to enjoy it? Still haven't seen that movie...

>>32172941
It's too late for me now, and I know it's only going to get worse. At least I'm having fun with the appropriate callbackness of everything. Pinkie Pie's demise was only a fraction of how sad Twilight's was to me, and Pinkie Pie's hit fucking hard. I'm now extremely morbidly curious about 37 and you probably just doomed me into reading at least to that point even though I'm dead tired. It's Rainbow Dash, isn't it? Or Homage.

>>32172952
I feel conflict between pride and shame. Pride for what you mentioned, shame for letting myself get this bad. Must be something about me and making stupid ties to fictional characters.

I am having a great time with it, in spite of all this sad.

>>32173043
>>32173023
>>32172999
I just had to pick tonight to be out of beer, didn't I?

>>32173088
No man, she said that a long time ago, the fic is going to have 1 or 2 more chapters.

>>32172899
What is the actual name of this fanfiction i always hear about? F.E doesn't help.

Anyone with a link?

>>32173009
Of course the original X-COM looks good.

>>32173064
44 so far, but they get longer as it goes.

Intro: 238
Prologue: 994
1-5: 32,063
6-10: 33,305
11-15: 46,671
16-20: 53,114
21-25: 61,509
26-30: 73,228
31-35: 64,716
36-40: 135,189
41: 16,338
42: 14,940
43: 30,282
44: 26,671
Total: 589,358

Feel free to add up the first thirty, if you'd like.

>>32173050

That's not Spiderman, that's Deadpool. Are you blind?

http://www.ebay.com/itm/260910949959

>>32173111
Flying: Elephants

>>32173045
Gun owner here. Feels good.

Do you think that there are golems in Equestria?

>>32173097
what this guy said

>>32173105
At least you're enjoying yourself.

>>32173106
>beer

what are you, 16

>>32173105

I haven't seen it and it's my favorite >fanfiction so far.

I think it'd actually be worse if you saw the movie.

>>32173064
Everytime I think that maybe I should pick up a copy of Fallout I hesitate for fear that if I play it I'll be tempted to read that thing. I feel like I've dodged a bullet somehow.

>>32173105
No, dude, SERIOUSLY. Get some fucking sleep, read 37 on a fresh start. It's more than fifty thousand words. I am not shitting you.

I was referring to length, not sad events.

>>32173045

Two rifles, a handgun and a shotgun.

>>32173093
>>32173088
>>32173080

Mmm. Still, though, forty four fucking chapters. I mean I'm usually not one of those "you should be writing something other than ponies" types, but... if you're going to write something with forty four fucking chapters, why ponies? Better yet, why ponies in a -crossover-?

>>32173045
I have a wooden maul handle under my bed, anyone that breaks in here is catching the beating of a lifetime

>>32173106
>Not having Everclear near your computer at all times

Rose is streaming adorable pony stuffs

http://www.livestream.com/crayon_wax

>>32173167
Agreed, you should take any story in moderation.

>>32173168
Do you keep a gun in your shower?

>>32173045
I do!

>>32173111
Fallout: Equestria

It's as bad as it sounds but also so good.

Buzzwords

Also, I genuinely enjoy >fanfiction, legitimacy be damned

>>32173181
>everclear

That stuff is a rip, they tax it at a higher rate. It's more economical to get two handles of rotgut vodka for $20.

>Travel to Equestria
>Love it, enjoy it for a few days while building up trust
>Finally, after a week, I fuck Twilight Sparkle
>Ponies have no concept of rape
>Frantically, I go around looking for someone NOT willing to have sex.
>No luck anywhere, but I go for the trump card, Fluttershy.
>Ask her. She'd be fine with casual sex.
>Kill myself. There is no one to be raped in Equestria.

>>32173168
I have a hollowed out stainless steel crowbar I stole from school at the 7th grade. It's actually from a broken desk.

>>32173189
I knew a guy that kept a pistol in a tissue box, and his wife threw it away. That gun is sitting under a few thousand tons of trash in a landfill somewhere, I don't think he ever reported it missing or stolen.

>>32173134
You mean this?
http://m.fanfiction.net/s/2461795/1/

It isn't as long as I thought based on what you guys have said but ok.

>>32173213

Your hell is my heaven.

>everclear
>not having a bathtub full of questionable homemade whiskey
casuals.

>>32173111
http://www.equestriadaily.com/2011/04/story-fallout-equestria.html

>>32173167
I'm actually kind of disappointed that you were referring to length instead of tragedy.

...what the fuck is wrong with me

>>32173119
>mfw I did the math and 1-30 are 299,890 words, leaving 31-44 within one chapter of containing half of the story in a third of the chapters.

>>32173217
>hollowed out

That's no good, it needs some weight to it. Get a big heavy cast iron plumbing pipe, or a piece of rebar.

>>32173181

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wcdiC4BrTNU

You think Twilight's ever gotten completely shit-faced and squeezed off a letter to the princess?

I have some old stuff from when I was a martial arts fag. Other than that I have a couple of pocket knives.

>Go to /v/
>Find this

I'm laughing for real right now.

>>32173145
No, I'm from Texas.

>>32173229

I'd love to find something like that, because if I ever had to get away with murder, that would make it so, so much easier.

>>32173189

I have, on several occasions, considered adding a rack for the shotgun on the space of drywall above my shower.

>>32173129
>50 USD

ahhh. No

>>32173254
...It's the Canterlot chapter. You don't have to worry about there not being enough tragedy.

How do I hide my Bad Dragon dildos from my room mate?

>>32173255
Suddenly my victory in going so far feels hollow. Considering I've had all of 2 hours of sleep since 7 AM yesterday (an hour of that in my car between classes), sleep sounds wise.

>>32173255
The more you guys go on to describe this fanfiction the less and less I want to read it.

I mean, I like reading, but there's a difference between reading a fiction book and a fanfiction cross-over book.

>>32173189
>not keeping a gun in your shower, your fridge, your dresser and your TV
>in 2011

>>32173295
in your ass... huehuehue

>>32173278
It's like the opposite of the spectrum.

>>32173282
Good man.

>>32173300
Yes. Yes it does.

Go the fuck to sleep. You'll want to hit 34 on a clearer head anyway.

>>32173305
I don't feel like there is, to be honest. A good story is a good story.

>>32173270
If she hasn't yet, it's only a matter of time.

>>32173284
If you need a murder weapon, buy a cheap break-action 20 gauge out of the classifieds and saw it off. If you're at point blank range, which you should be if you're using a sawed off, a 20 gauge will bust someone's head open like a wet paper bag, even a low recoil load. Then go toss it in a harbor or bury it somewhere.

>>32173295

In his ass.

>>32173213
I'm pretty sure the CMC don't even know the concept of sex.

OH MY FUCKING GOD, THERE WAS A HORSE THAT WEIGHED 20 SHORT OF 3,000 FUCKING POUNDS

>>32173295
Oh hey Bad Dragon anon

Put it in his ass. He'll never think to look there!

>>32173305
The more people talk about that fanfiction the worse I feel about the people around here.

>>32173213
"With that tiny thing? I'm sure I won't mind at all."

>You will never find a pony willing to share a bro shower with you.

>>32173348
Its funny because nobody fucking cares what you think/feel.

>Not looking forward to the Littlepip rapefic
>>December, 2011
ISHYGDDT

>>32173319
Sleep is lame. I'm just going to waste time in MLPG instead of reading. Truly the better use of my time.

>>32173249
>>32173200
AHAHAHAHHAHAHA

Fuck that shit. 44 chapters? Really? Does this guy have a job?

Thanks anyway.

>rape

Somebody please post the Dolphin Rape Cave picture, I want to tell some friends

>>32173359

You just want someone to right up a >that feel post about never getting to lather up Big Mac's muscular body, right?

I'd like that too.

>>32173374
I dont give a fuck about your rapefic anonfag.

>>32173365
great, if people here cared what other people said I would hate everyone even more.

>>32173359
>you will never give a blacked out pony a shower and scold them for drinking so much in the morning

>>32172999
Peel a large cucumber and shape it to your liking. Don't be alarmed if it breaks inside, just push it out.

>>32173259
Oh, I know it'll bend like a dick in a vice, or will just knock someone out instead of cracking their skull, but I haven't the time to walk to a place that sells them.

>>32173329

I don't trust the harbor tactic, and as for burying, you have to - at the very least - do it in a different county. Preferably a different state. I live five minutes away from my work place, so putting that many miles on my car would be too suspicious. A gun registered in someone else's name? I just make sure to wear gloves, and that, I would be willing to toss into a harbor.

I already have a plan for the body.

>>32173319
Well, are the characters likable, really well wrote out, have interesting backgrounds, and are in a setting that would hold my interest long enough for me to enjoy around two to three chapters?

Or is this one of those things where you have to get halfway through before you start appreciating the story, setting, and characters.

Yes, I know it's a Fallout crossover but if this story was to be taken as being not a crossover but instead an independent story.

>>32173407
Rada rada

>>32173329
>>32173416
I love MLPG.

>>32173386
You're on 4chan on a Friday night.

>>32173415

FFFFFFFRIDAY NIGHT BITCHES.

should it be fap tiem?

>>32173446
it's saturday morning jackass

This is a stick up, MLPG.

Hand over your most important tripfag and nobody gets hurt.

>>32173464
But people like Leth.

>>32173419
Well, maybe I just have low standards, but it wasn't until I ignored that it was supposed to be Fallout that I started enjoying it. I couldn't get past the first chapter for WEEKS because pipboys are removable.

And then New Vegas came out and it's like 'oh, okay, fine then.'

>>32173462
Not in places that matter

>>32173464
But Nathan isn't here!

>>32173464
Not Leth!

>>32173464
You can have Dinofag, just don't shoot us!.

>>32173464
turn around now before someone gets hurt

>>32173416
Ballistic fingerprinting is mostly scare tactics, they only use it when the gun is dumped at the scene. If you try to pull a ballistic fingerprint off the gun afterward, it's going to be impossible, especially if the gun has been fired since, or had a wire brush run down the barrel.

>>32173464
DONT WORRY EVERYONE
I'LL GO!

>>32173464

I live to be irrelevant another day.

>>32173457

eeyup

>>32173464
I can see your fingertip. Please exercise proper trigger discipline.

>>32173464

DO WHAT HE SAYS!

>>32173464
I'd take a bullet for Leth

>>32173464

Sorry, Leth went out for a snack.

>>32173464
perhaps theres something else that would substitute for the tripfag?

>>32173407
Why is Rarity feeling up a gol-

Oh fandom, you so wacky.

>>32173525
Demanding bonkers.

>>32173464
shitty gun bro.

>>32173550
What's bonkers?

>>32173535
>"A ROCK? THAT'S MY DESTINY?"
>"WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU, LIBIDO?"

>>32173497

You can never be too careful.

>>32173386
I'm guessing not. I wish I had that amount of free time to devote to original fiction, much less fanfiction. Half a million words for a fanfic... goddamn.

>>32173535
It's humanized Tom.

>>32173550

ONLY ONCE PER 3-6 THREADS YOU GREEDY PIG.

dbz rap time yet

>>32173599
No.

If the only consequence for murder (outside of the moral/ethical/religious) was a fine of $1000, is there anyone you would kill, MLPG?

>>32173550

>>32173599

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>>32173610
you

>>32173571
No, I got that.

>>32173610
I feel like if the only consequence for murder was $1000, everyone would be a lot nicer.

You know, to avoid being murdered.

>>32173610
No, but I'd consider becoming an assassin much more seriously as an alternate career path to software engineering.

>>32173610
>Someone wins the lottery
>Goes on a murdering spree

>>32173610
I believe in human rights sir, I find that deplorable.

Tila Tequila

\

>>32173511
He's threatening to shoot us. Proper trigger discipline here would give us a split second to move.

What if Twilight sparkle fought the Slenderman/Operator

>>32173644
Ah, the ol' "if everyone carried a gun, no one would want to use it" theory.

I agree

>>32173610
If it's multiple people, but one action, does it add up?

Confession time. How many of you not only hold no grudges but actually really like most of the people in the generals, but still troll them anyway because fuck it why not?

>>32173610
>1000$
Every high elf I come across

>>32173681
Yes. It's like a weregild.

>>32173653
I don't have $1k to blow on killing someone. Have bills to pay.

>>32173610

My neighbors. Without hesitation. I don't want to say why to avoid attention whory-ness, but sentenal knows.

>>32173464
>>32173464
YOU'RE SURROUNDED, DROP YOUR WEAPON

>>32173661
Shhhh that's the point shut uuuup

>>32173610
One more stipulation. This only applies to murder by >rape

>>32173693
No, I genuinely hate faceless.

>>32173659
mfw that gave me a boner

fuck you brain and your ability to create imagery

>>32173693
>4chan
>not trolling
>2011

Last dub request was Fluttershy in Twilight's dress. Didn't get as much time to do it as I thought, so here's just a sketch. I'll finish it up later

I cannot into coloring today.

Use this man as a meat shield!

>>32173707
>Reddit

Use that gun and kill yourself

>>32173707
>xp
>firefox
>reddit
>YAY STEAM

>>32173707
This is getting a little much now

>>32173736
Good Job!

>>32173295
>>32173295
we need a detailed map of your house/room, Tools, wooden boards, nails, a few kilograms of concrete, a pickaxe and a shovel.

provide me these and i'll help you hide those dildos.

>>32173736
That dress was not one of Rarity's best moments, I think.

>>32173693
I have never even watched the show, I just come here because I like the fandom

>>32173744
I've missed you so.

>>32173610

My ex best friends girlfriend.

>>32173707
>exercising proper trigger protocols
Bad end

>>32173736
Wait, you drew that? It looks nice as fuck. Just to let you know, fuck looks very nice.

>>32173744
Hey docks did you finish that Twilight and Rarity pic?

>>32173745

Nah, the other ones.

>>32173736
For some reason I like your pony faces, moophins. Good job as always.

Nice to see you around though, it's been too long since last time!

>>32173789
Moophins draws nice shit

he will never finish the spitfire x dash picture

>>32173770
She designed it to try to show off a couple of rich snobs instead of considering the person who would actually wear it.

>Rape

>>32173774
Sup Thistle! Long time no see man.

>>32173792
That's the next one in the list.

>>32173769

DON'T DO IT, SCOOTANON WILL STEAL YOUR DILDOS AND THEN RAPE YOU TO DEATH.

>>32173770
Because it's overdesigned as fuck and makes her look like a showgirl instead of a classy pony.

>>32173806
Leth apparently you are Most Beloved of the tripfags

how does this make you feel?

>>32173806
GET DOWN!

I just spent the last 5 hours in MLPG threads on a friday night.

How has it come to this /co/

>>32173693
I genuinely hate Ottanta. He is the largest asshole I have ever seen.

>>32173818
so instead she gave twilight a long shirt and a random piece of fabric that she passed off as a scarf

>>32173806

LETH, QUICK RUN.

>>32173707
>Holding a Mosin Nagant with one hand.
Have fun looking for your shoulder.

>>32173736
I heard you have an FA I would suck a dick to know what it is.

I mentioned way earlier that I was going to start having Big Mac act like a jerk on my ask tumblr. This is what I'm thinking for my first one. I think I'll actually put the questions on the toilet paper rolls themselves instead of pointing it out.

Going to play around with faces and shit as well.

>>32173811

I haven't forgotten. ;_;

Really have been a lazy bastard with finishing that one.

>>32173736

Holy shit, moophins out of nowhere.

>>32173834
>>32173837
>>32173856
What are you talking abo

>>32173820
Oh yes indeed! It has been long.

>>32173764
I have more.

>>32173848
...Which ended up looking infinitely better than the original design, which really highlights how bad it was to start with.

>>32173848
No, that was just negligence.

>>32172826
>talons don't have curves
the fuck you smoking

>>32173819
And?

>>32173865
> I think I'll actually put the questions on the toilet paper rolls themselves instead of pointing it out.

Do this.

>>32173865
Using OC questions as toilet paper isn't being a jerk, it's saving trees. Not sure how good shit is at wiping up shit.

>>32173863
>that pic
C-C-C-CUM BUCKETS

I FUCKING LOVE BODY HORROR/BALEFUL POLYMORPH

GOT ANYTHING ELSE?

>>32173884
Leth, NOOOOOOOO!

>>32173941
No.

Go masturbate somewhere else.

>>32173884
And then Leth was banned again.

>>32173884

I threw up a little in my mouth when I realized that no one has made a Handbanana pony.

Come the fuck on. We talk about
>rape
all the time.

>>32173707

I-I'm sorry, I never meant to hurt anyone.

Just take it, I don't even want to hold it anymore. I'm so ashamed.

>>32173884
Night Trap

>>32173884
I will never smile, smile, smile again

>>32173762
Deal with it, /v/irgin.

Does anybody else remember ages ago, back in Feb or March when somebody on FiMchan or Ponychan posted about how they stood up to their abusive dad and they couldn't have done it without listening to Pinkie Pie's song in episode 2 first?

>>32173976

We can't talk, we're just ponies, man. The only words we know are hoof, and neigh.

And rape.

>>32173863

Nope! Not yet anyway, I'll either make one of those or a DA for this stuff.

>>32174013
That just sounds really fucking pathetic.

>>32173981
What're you pirating, bro?
Is it a better gun?

>>32173981
NO NO STOP!
I SEE WHAT YOU'RE TRYING TO DO
3 LAYERS IS TOO DEEP DONT GO ANY DEEPER!

>>32174013

No, bit he post pics of his bruised face afterwards?

>>32174048
You wouldn't download a gun.

>>32174026
I meant this person said you already had one for "other" things.

>>32174013
Yes I remember.
Lauren Faust proceeded to post in the thread too.

>>32174026
Don't make promises you won't keep.

>>32174013
yes
what of it?

i like how he grabbed the toy so hard he said it'd left an impression on his hand

>>32174013
It's actually in the Ponychan archives.
http://www.ponychan.net/chan/arch/res/1.html
I think you can still comment, too.

>>32173981
I love happy endings...

Take the shot!

>>32174013

Yeah. I don't see what point you're trying to make, but that reminds me,

>>32173693

Quill. That fucking attention whoring persecution complex fostering /b/tard from around late January/early February. Every single one of her posts was "DURR WHY DON'T YOU LIKE /b/ THREADS."

God I fucking hate that bitch. She is the only person I legitimately do not like from these threads.

>>32174069
fuck you yes I would

quick mlpg i need your help. what movie should i watch right now.

immortals
rise of the apes
sucker punch
hangover2
green lantern
newst priates of caribbean

>>32174069
I would download a bear, though.

>>32174110
hangover 2

>>32174110

>Filename

You're doing that on purpose.

>>32174110

>Having a blast in Killing Floor.
>Spike episode only a few hours away.
This friday is a good friday.

>>32174013
http://www.ponychan.net/chan/arch/res/1.html

Ctrl + F Lauren Faust. She's the third one in the list. Confirmed on her DA

>>32174118
Man, Fancypants is fat.

>>32174099
>>32174013
>needed psychological help from a cartoon pony to stand up to his father
man these autists never stop being funny...

>>32173981
Thanks, friend. I think we've all learned a valuable lesson today.

>>32174110
I haven't seen Immortals but every other movie on that list except Apes is confirmed shit.

>>32174110
Rise.

Seriously, it's a better movie than any of the sequel Planet of the Apes, and it's an amazing movie on it's own.

>>32173941

>>32174176
>hangover 2
>shit

>>32173981
Too late, I'm already behind you.

Anyone have some roseluck? that pony drives my dick crazy

>>32174188
What's going on here?

>>32174179
Why would the blade be raised up again?

>>32174194

I bet you love looking at her tits, huh?

>>32174222
Auto guillotine, clearly. For more efficient beheadings.

>>32174213
People are copying /v/ again.

>>32174069

I WOULD DOWNLOAD ALL OF THE GUNS.

>>32174179
now that youve caught the wrong persons attention, i demand all your poni guro

sleepy pony is best pony

>>32174213
...I...

Leth's... dead. Shot in a back ally by some crazed anon with a gun!

He just came right at us through the computer screen, I never saw anything like it before!

I'M NO ORDINARY CANDY! I'M A JAWBREAKER, THE STRONGEST CANDY THERE IS!

>>32174194

You guys ready for Tales of Graces: Friendship is Magic?

>>32174255
There is no good poni guro.

I've checked.

>>32174255

Oh lawdy why am I laughing.

>>32174254
We've already had this conversation on /k/

You totally can. Right now. The technology exists.

Problem is it's cheaper to buy machine gun than it is to print a 1911.

>>32174179
I still remember this one story about some guy who was beheaded via guillotine, and the blade caught on his jawbone instead of doing clean through.

>>32174263
They always die young....

>>32174253
Nah, this is a /k/ thing.

>>32174194
Maybe. Although I wish I had more fanart for her.

>>32174143

It... it is? It's already been a week since the last episode?

Jesus fuck, what happened to my week.

>>32172504
Macrophilia, maybe vorarephilia.

>>32174134
i dont even know what the file name says. i just saved it with the original name it was posted with

>>32174304
I'm surprised none has done a followup picture where a rotten hand clutching the marker thrusts up from the ground.

>>32174289
Probably because you mask your disgust and revulsion with laughter, so that you can distance yourself from it.

>>32174326
>My mind is slowly slipping away. I fear one day, I might not come back.

Now that we're properly on the subject of guns:

>you're imagining shooting this with custom rainbow tracer rounds

>>32174143
>Killin' floor
MY NIGGAAAAAAA

seriously I need to get back into that game why did I stop

>>32174179

OH OH I HAVE THIS JUST FOR THE OCCASION.

>>32174304
I dont think he's dead.
Since when do bullets kill AI?

>>32174345
>Nope.jpg

>>32174292

And it's even cheaper to build one. One of these days I will forge a receiver and build my own fully automatic Kalashnikov.

One of these days.

>>32174352
As long as it slips into the MLPG, I'll be okay.

>>32174326
>implying this week wasn't mind-numbingly slow because of finals

Fuck finals.

>>32173610
Am I allowed to take their manhood from them first?

>>32174341
>implying that's how saving images on 4chan works

>>32174370
Since Terminator
and The Matrix
And i, Robot
and, shucks, just about every sci-fi movie

>>32174353
Oh MAN, multi-coloured tracers would be awesome!! That'd be totally doable too, right? Mix in traces of copper with the phosphor for green, and do other metals for the other colours?

>>32174353
TIMES THAT IMAGE HAS BEEN POSTED: 4521

+1

It's okay, the bullet just caused a reset.
>>32174381
>>32174304
How did I never see these before? haha

>>32174404
Literally?

No, that's probably a crime against nature. An extra fine would be levied.

>>32174143
>>32174360

I would try it during the free weekend, but I have no one to play it with.

>>32174381
This is cool.

>>32174387
I heard you liked to run quests.

>>32174418
Probably wouldn't be that vivid, and a clear rainbow effect would probably be damn near impastabowl

Speaking of guro, anyone have that copypasta where Trixie tortures Nyx to the brink of death and then reveals it was a consensual magic mind game and the two walk away happy and content?

Oh God what is wrong with me?

>>32174415
But the terminators in the films weren't beaten by shooting at them (the mook ones in the third film don't count)

>>32174415
>The Terminator
Did you even SEE the movie? Bullets weren't doing shit to the T-800 in the first or second ones, and the T-1000 basically just sucked up the bullets.

Would a pony a robot?

>>32174466
except that pipe bomb blew a nigga up

>>32174452
Been playing it all day, but what the hell.
Steam: Bluebeaner.

>>32174439

>TIMES THAT IMAGE HAS BEEN POSTED ON /k/: 4521

fix'd

It's only been posted here like 10 times.

>>32174475
Pony would probably pony anything with a warm hole, or a cold one

>>32174452
I'd play with you!
I LOOVE killing floors
Fuck floors.