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    72 KB My Little Pony General Anonymous 12/09/11(Fri)18:53 No.32165127  
    >> Anonymous 12/09/11(Fri)18:55 No.32165204
    >>32165177
    DON'T TELL ME TO RELAX!
    >> !SMILe/o8/w 12/09/11(Fri)18:55 No.32165216
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    COME ON EVERYPONI SMILE SMILE SMILE!
    >> Anonymous 12/09/11(Fri)18:56 No.32165220
    >rape
    >> Leth !Leth/HQgHY 12/09/11(Fri)18:56 No.32165221
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    Come on everypony, smile smile smile!
    >> Anonymous 12/09/11(Fri)18:56 No.32165240
    >>32165221
    That filename made me smile.
    >> Anonymous 12/09/11(Fri)18:56 No.32165251
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    we should discuss pony vidya

    describe your ideal pony video game

    mine would be animal crossing: ponyville
    with dating sim elements
    >> Anonymous 12/09/11(Fri)18:56 No.32165256
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    >>32165177
    >> Anonymous 12/09/11(Fri)18:56 No.32165262
    >>32165216
    >>32165221

    stop it guys seriously youre making my blush
    >> Zharkaer 12/09/11(Fri)18:57 No.32165267
    >>32165221
    >filename
    DAMN YOU LETH
    DAMN YOUUUU
    >> Anonymous 12/09/11(Fri)18:57 No.32165277
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    >> Anonymous 12/09/11(Fri)18:57 No.32165278
    >>32165262
    making your blush what?
    >> Anonymous 12/09/11(Fri)18:57 No.32165280
    >>32165221
    >>32165216
    Get a room, you two
    >> Anonymous 12/09/11(Fri)18:57 No.32165284
    >>32165251
    I'd play that game
    >> Anonymous 12/09/11(Fri)18:57 No.32165298
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    inb4 >fanfiction.jpg

    I-I just read all of My Little Hangover.... and it's fucking fantastic. Best fanfic next to F:E, it's a perfect example of how a fanfiction should be.
    >> Anonymous 12/09/11(Fri)18:57 No.32165299
    I can't smile. Surgery.
    >> Anonymous 12/09/11(Fri)18:58 No.32165300
    >>32165277
    i wish i was naked on a giant pony
    >> Anonymous 12/09/11(Fri)18:58 No.32165305
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    >>32165221
    >>32165280
    >>32165267
    >>32165262
    >>32165240
    >> Anonymous 12/09/11(Fri)18:58 No.32165306
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    wut?
    >> Anonymous 12/09/11(Fri)18:58 No.32165310
    NEW TOPIC

    Who is the cutest pony?
    >> Anonymous 12/09/11(Fri)18:58 No.32165320
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    >> Anonymous 12/09/11(Fri)18:58 No.32165322
    >>32165140
    >that feel when I have a single pretty big scar across forearm that looks kinda like scars from self-injury, but it's one alone there and i have no fucking idea where it came from.
    >> Anonymous 12/09/11(Fri)18:58 No.32165327
    >>32165310

    Twilight Sparkle
    >> Faceless !derpvGeSf. 12/09/11(Fri)18:59 No.32165333
    >>32165251
    Rune Factory/Monster Hunter MLPFIM game.
    >> Anonymous 12/09/11(Fri)18:59 No.32165335
    How many of you tried to talk to the first zombie pony?
    >> Anonymous 12/09/11(Fri)18:59 No.32165338
    >Spike gets greedy on his birthday and has a massive growth spurt which threatens to decimate all of Ponyville.
    ALL WILL BURN
    >> Anonymous 12/09/11(Fri)18:59 No.32165339
    >>32165251
    shooter based on black lagoon story. without ponies.
    >> RustyDooks 12/09/11(Fri)18:59 No.32165342
    Oh, and for you dudes who used to watch episodes with spanish subs in Youtube, juanpanda got b& for Copyright.
    >> Anonymous 12/09/11(Fri)18:59 No.32165343
    >>32165221
    >that feel when your instinctive reaction to someone smiling is to narrow your eyes, check where their hands are and whether there's an opening for you to punch them in the face
    Ah, growing up with siblings...
    >> Anonymous 12/09/11(Fri)18:59 No.32165351
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    i'd rub this with my hard cock
    >> Anonymous 12/09/11(Fri)18:59 No.32165353
    >>32165306
    But

    Doesnt Duke have his pick of women? Why is he doing it with ponies?

    Also AJ is hillarious
    >> Anonymous 12/09/11(Fri)18:59 No.32165355
    >>32165221
    >>32165216
    Get married now
    >> Terse !!cJ4MGVqvOKw 12/09/11(Fri)18:59 No.32165357
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    Reposting for the benefit of those that missed it, Reuniclus is streaming:
    http://www.livestream.com/trickroom
    http://www.livestream.com/trickroom
    http://www.livestream.com/trickroom
    >> Anonymous 12/09/11(Fri)18:59 No.32165359
    >>32165342
    Welp.
    >> Anonymous 12/09/11(Fri)18:59 No.32165372
    >>32165306
    >picture

    ...Well, it's still better than DNF.
    >> Hoppip !HOPPIPqX/Q!!NzY2fHtYicO 12/09/11(Fri)19:00 No.32165384
    >>32165040
    well I don't have crowns. Are crowns harder?

    >>32165030
    I can still cut up and eat apples (though I like apple sauce and pears better anyway), and bite pizza crusts with my molars

    >>32165063
    HUEHUEHUE


    ...
    I can post a pic if you guys want
    >> Anonymous 12/09/11(Fri)19:00 No.32165391
    >>32165320
    ....Why is Derpy's name on the side of a Nazi plane?
    >> Leth !Leth/HQgHY 12/09/11(Fri)19:00 No.32165395
    >>32165342
    They're being very thorough.
    >> Anonymous 12/09/11(Fri)19:00 No.32165398
    >>32165384
    do it
    >> Anonymous 12/09/11(Fri)19:00 No.32165404
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    >>32165310
    Pinkie Pie.
    >> Anonymous 12/09/11(Fri)19:00 No.32165407
    >>32165384
    What the hell, go for it.
    >> Anonymous 12/09/11(Fri)19:01 No.32165426
    >>32165351
    >no need to actually color, just rub it with something
    Kids are fucking lazy these days.
    >> Anonymous 12/09/11(Fri)19:01 No.32165441
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    this is probably relevant
    >> Tex !!W3a+DuEfQ4Y 12/09/11(Fri)19:02 No.32165447
    >>32165384
    Yes, show me your purdy mouth.

    >>32165306
    I wonder what someone is thinking when they make something like this.
    >> Anonymous 12/09/11(Fri)19:02 No.32165449
    Why isnt there any Poni/Iron Giant cross over pics? I would think there'd be a lot, seeing as Faust animated it
    >> Anonymous 12/09/11(Fri)19:02 No.32165452
    >>32165342
    He still has his support account: http://www.youtube.com/user/XxJuanXD001xX
    >> Gorodetsky !!vhc6VOBIJwW 12/09/11(Fri)19:02 No.32165453
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    >>32165404

    Fuck yeah Pinkie Pie!
    >> Kitty Tail 12/09/11(Fri)19:02 No.32165472
    So yeah...

    I think I can take some requests. Anyone with ideas?

    >>32165447
    Why would they?
    >> Anonymous 12/09/11(Fri)19:02 No.32165475
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    >>32165449
    There's plenty around.
    >> Anonymous 12/09/11(Fri)19:03 No.32165481
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    i like apple bloom
    >> Anonymous 12/09/11(Fri)19:03 No.32165485
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    >> Anonymous 12/09/11(Fri)19:03 No.32165486
    >>32165472
    PONY THINGS
    >> Anonymous 12/09/11(Fri)19:03 No.32165492
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    >>32165251

    But my ideal pony video game already exists!

    http://images.4channel.org/f/src/Hentai%20Key%20Cheerileeeee.swf
    >> Anonymous 12/09/11(Fri)19:03 No.32165499
    >>32165251

    That would be Harvest Moon.

    https://sites.google.com/site/mlpbuddingfriendships/faq

    although the dating sims elements here is strictly friendship, I doubt that's gonna stop anybody from perceiving things the wrong way.
    >> Kitty Tail 12/09/11(Fri)19:03 No.32165505
    >>32165486
    No shit Sherlock!
    I wouldn't do anything else
    >> Anonymous 12/09/11(Fri)19:04 No.32165515
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    >> Anonymous 12/09/11(Fri)19:04 No.32165521
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    >>32165481
    YEAH SHE IS OKAY FOR A PONY
    >> RustyDooks 12/09/11(Fri)19:04 No.32165527
    >>32165359
    >>32165395
    Yeah, i want to think it was a troll, because i don't think Hasbro really cares about a fan-subbing of a children's show, but yeah, he's uploading stuff in his backup account.

    The funny thing is, i haven't got any copyight strike since i started uploading the episodes too.

    >>32165426
    BACK IN MY DAY!
    >> Anonymous 12/09/11(Fri)19:04 No.32165531
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    >>32165453
    We should be bros.
    >> Anonymous 12/09/11(Fri)19:04 No.32165532
    >>32165505
    Stream?
    >> Anonymous 12/09/11(Fri)19:04 No.32165535
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    >>32165441
    Come one Twilight. None of us are saints here. We're just negotiating the price at this point
    >> Anonymous 12/09/11(Fri)19:04 No.32165538
    >>32165384
    Crowns are metal, aren't they?
    My teeth are plastic-ish, and they've worked flawlessly* for the past several years. Pizza, apples, carrots...

    *aside from being a tenny bit a different color from my natural teeth
    >> Anonymous 12/09/11(Fri)19:05 No.32165543
    >>32165505
    Draw pony things with Twilight.

    And she's practicing a spell.

    A teleportation spell.

    That teleports her somewhere she shouldn't be.
    >> Anonymous 12/09/11(Fri)19:05 No.32165557
    >>32165515
    A pony's fanciness is determined by the hats he wears.
    >> Anonymous 12/09/11(Fri)19:05 No.32165559
    >>32165485
    >Gummy doll

    Fuck, that reminds me of that demonic Dr. Rabbit pupper with the giant teeth
    >> Anonymous 12/09/11(Fri)19:05 No.32165561
    >>32165515
    I loved the grey one. Did she get a fan nickname?
    >> Anonymous 12/09/11(Fri)19:05 No.32165563
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    >>32165481
    >> Anonymous 12/09/11(Fri)19:05 No.32165565
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    >>32165177
    >> Kitty Tail 12/09/11(Fri)19:06 No.32165572
    >>32165532
    We're trying some science with Quill on open canvas multiplayer drawing over internetz in 2d the game. ...and I don't feel for a streaming sorry mate.

    >>32165543
    Sounds great!
    >> Hoppip !HOPPIPqX/Q!!NzY2fHtYicO 12/09/11(Fri)19:06 No.32165573
    >>32165538
    I dunno man, just the dentist mentioned "crowns" once in conversation and I wasn't paying much attention

    >>32165398
    >>32165407
    >>32165447
    coming right up!
    >> Tex !!W3a+DuEfQ4Y 12/09/11(Fri)19:06 No.32165597
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    >> Faceless !derpvGeSf. 12/09/11(Fri)19:06 No.32165612
    >>32165505
    hiiii kiiitttyyy
    didcha finish up Monster Hunter Dash?
    >>32165527
    heyo Dooks.
    didcha finish up Monster Hunter Twilight yet?
    >> Gorodetsky !!vhc6VOBIJwW 12/09/11(Fri)19:06 No.32165613
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    >>32165531
    YES WE SHOULD!
    >> chistery !!vGFyxi9fnOL 12/09/11(Fri)19:07 No.32165628
    >>32165597
    Can't punch through the Internet, but god do I want to.
    >> Anonymous 12/09/11(Fri)19:07 No.32165630
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    >>32165597
    >> Leth !Leth/HQgHY 12/09/11(Fri)19:07 No.32165635
    >>32165597
    I'm guessing he didn't read your
    >OC
    Reply from earlier?
    >> Anonymous 12/09/11(Fri)19:07 No.32165637
    >>32165426
    >>32165527
    But seriously, what's the fun if all you do is just rub it like a lottery ticket? Shit's gay.
    >> Anonymous 12/09/11(Fri)19:07 No.32165638
    >>32165535
    Why boner.
    >> Anonymous 12/09/11(Fri)19:07 No.32165639
    >>32165597
    Draw Mac beating his OC.
    >> Anonymous 12/09/11(Fri)19:07 No.32165646
    >>32165573
    You should probably pay attention when a doctor is telling you stuff dude.
    >> Anonymous 12/09/11(Fri)19:07 No.32165647
    >>32165563
    huh, just noticed that they use applebloom's passing to change the bg ponies' faces from that 3/4 view position to the front-view position since they have such different noses
    >> Anonymous 12/09/11(Fri)19:08 No.32165653
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    >> Anonymous 12/09/11(Fri)19:08 No.32165670
    >>32165256
    >>32165565
    Why so many new Isaacs lately?
    >> RustyDooks 12/09/11(Fri)19:08 No.32165675
    >>32165612
    I still have things in the coloring list before twilight, GOTTA GO FAST, and then i'll color twiligth!

    But don't worry mang.
    >> Kitty Tail 12/09/11(Fri)19:08 No.32165678
    >>32165612
    In theory it's done... but it's one of these pieces I can't just finish. I'm still polishing it.
    >> Anonymous 12/09/11(Fri)19:08 No.32165680
    >>32165543
    Inside a wall which causes her to suffer a gruesome death?
    >> Anonymous 12/09/11(Fri)19:08 No.32165683
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    >>32165492

    what the fuck am I looking at here?
    >> Anonymous 12/09/11(Fri)19:09 No.32165688
    >>32165653
    Fap to...Isaac?
    >> Anonymous 12/09/11(Fri)19:09 No.32165699
    >>32165647
    Nice catch.
    >> Anonymous 12/09/11(Fri)19:09 No.32165703
    >>32165653
    >>32165670


    "Ohh Issac! Theres so many of you now! Oh god! Make us whole again!"
    >> Anonymous 12/09/11(Fri)19:09 No.32165708
    >>32165597

    watch me chop this desk into two half-desks
    >> Anonymous 12/09/11(Fri)19:09 No.32165713
    >>32165688
    Yes

    All 3 of them.
    >> Faceless !derpvGeSf. 12/09/11(Fri)19:09 No.32165715
    >>32165675
    >>32165678
    well arright.

    multitasking artists and colorers like a baws
    >> Knight 12/09/11(Fri)19:10 No.32165729
    >>32165597
    Reminds me of the Luchador pony.

    And with that, my /tg/ memories return. If you want to take it, have Big Mac in a Luchador mask piledrive a dragon. Or playing cards with it, whatever is cool.

    Also, I didn't know you used to go to the Flockdraw.
    >> Terse !!cJ4MGVqvOKw 12/09/11(Fri)19:10 No.32165736
    >>32165641
    You can't do that! You'll ruin our perfect love! Just let me have this, anon, please!
    >> Anonymous 12/09/11(Fri)19:10 No.32165742
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    >posting pinkie
    >not posting this image
    >> Gorodetsky !!vhc6VOBIJwW 12/09/11(Fri)19:10 No.32165747
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    Hey you guys wanna read something terrible?

    "Daddy, daddy! Are we there yet?"

    Harvey Waylin smiled as his daughter fidgeted in her seat. "Yeah, we're there pumpkin. Take a look." He pointed to the huge slate-grey building drawing closer. Across the top in bright green letters it read "FLCL" below a large logo shaped like a four-leafed clover.

    The little girl cheered, lifting her hands into the air. She couldn't reach the roof of the car, she could barely stretch above her chair. 'Are we going to see the magical ponies?!"

    He put one of his hands to his daughter's head, ruffling her hair playfully. "That's right. Today's the day you get to see the ponies."

    "Have you ever seen the ponies, daddy?" He hadn't. He was employed at LexLabs, a subsidiary of Four-Leafed Clover Laboratories, and had found out about the ponies only a few days before the rest of his family. But FLCL had known about them for years.
    >> chistery !!vGFyxi9fnOL 12/09/11(Fri)19:11 No.32165767
    >>32165742
    My very favorite!
    >> Anonymous 12/09/11(Fri)19:11 No.32165778
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    what if Spike growth sprut is something like this
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6RyNm-jNY9s

    or like this?
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h1yxoBFMqpY&feature=related
    >> Anonymous 12/09/11(Fri)19:12 No.32165782
    >>32165563
    Also notice that Dinky is clearly Derpy's daughter.
    >> Kitty Tail 12/09/11(Fri)19:12 No.32165785
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    Hm... have anyone tips on open canvas?

    I think We have some problems with it...
    >> Gorodetsky !!vhc6VOBIJwW 12/09/11(Fri)19:12 No.32165796
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    >>32165747

    "Never up close", he replied honestly. Mr. Waylin had spent the last few years working with the various technologies derived from these creatures. Telekinesis, weather manipulation, animal control, even some form of precognition. It was like science fiction come true. Confidentiality contracts forbade his employers from explaining where these discovers came from. But never in a million years could he have guessed that the true source of these groundbreaking discoveries was ponies.

    Magical ponies, as his daughter kept reminding him. The very concept set him somewhat on edge as a man of science. He could even explain the physical laws at work behind what they did. But when FLCL went public with their findings, they insisted on refering to the abilities of these pastel-colored equines as magic.

    The little girl next to him bounced against her seatbelt, her blonde pigtails waggling up and down. "I can't wait to see them! Are you excited too, daddy?"

    "You bet, pumpkin." This time he lied. No-one outside of FLCL had ever had a chance to study the ponies. But now they were suddenly raffling them off to employees of their various subsidiaries. As pets of all things. Something strange was definitely going on here.

    The father pulled his car into one of the parking spaces and helped his daughter out of her seatbelt. They walked hand-in-hand towards the building, the little girl nearly pulling the whole way.
    >> Anonymous 12/09/11(Fri)19:12 No.32165797
    >>32165742
    How it was that copypasta always featuring that pic?
    >> Anonymous 12/09/11(Fri)19:12 No.32165801
    >>32165747
    What does Fooly Cooly have to do with ponies?
    >> Anonymous 12/09/11(Fri)19:12 No.32165803
    >>32165638
    "Thats right Twilight. $50 that you desperately need. All you need to do is let me hug you non sexually for 2 hours. Is that so much?"
    >> Tex !!W3a+DuEfQ4Y 12/09/11(Fri)19:12 No.32165810
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    I actually get asked lots of dumb questions. Recently, I've gotten tired of doing the tumblr. I was thinking I should just go out of character and try to offend people like jappleack.

    I mean, I set up the tumblr for practice anyway, but I like sketching for you guys better for that kind of thing.
    >> Anonymous 12/09/11(Fri)19:13 No.32165834
    >>32165810
    You are a nice tripfag Tex, I'm proud of you
    >> Anonymous 12/09/11(Fri)19:13 No.32165836
    >>32165810
    DO IT TEX
    >> Anonymous 12/09/11(Fri)19:14 No.32165853
    >>32165778
    If spike doesn't get the same dragon model,a modified one or a whole unique one then i'm gonna have to kill Lauren's Galaxy Girls.
    >> Hoppip !HOPPIPqX/Q!!NzY2fHtYicO 12/09/11(Fri)19:14 No.32165854
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    >>32165646
    he wasn't talking to me though


    anyway here's the pics

    top one is before dentist, second one is after
    >> Gorodetsky !!vhc6VOBIJwW 12/09/11(Fri)19:14 No.32165856
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    >>32165796

    Mr. Waylin saw two individuals on his way into the facility. One was a middle-aged gentleman dressed like a security guard, his head tilted down into his lap. He looked like he was about to puke. The other was an average-looking man with black hair, emerging with a pet carrier tucked under his arms. Whimpering sounds seemed to be coming from within the carrier.

    They quickly passed these men and walked through the sliding doors into a spacious and richly decorated waiting room. Behind the desk he saw a harried-looking receptionist was dealing with clients on the phone. Before the pair could even reach the desk they were stopped by a older gentleman in a lab coat. His greying hair was wild and thick, round-rimmed glasses hid his eyes.

    "Mr. Waylin", the gentleman said in a deep, authoratative voice. "My name is Doctor Heart. I'm in charge of the Pony Integration Program here. It's very nice to meet you."

    "Likewise", he replied, slightly uneasy with the elderly doctor.

    Heart looked down to the littler girl at Mr. Waylin's side. "And this must be Angela. A pleasure to meet you, my dear." She shyed away a bit, hiding behind her father. The Doctor simply smiled.

    "She can be a little uncomfortable around new people", her father explained, trying not to look directly at him.

    A booming laugh came from the doctor."That's quite alright, Mr. Waylin. If the two of you would please follow me, I have something I think you'll be very excited to see." With that, Heart wheeled around and marched off, expecting his charges to follow.
    >> Anonymous 12/09/11(Fri)19:14 No.32165861
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    >>32165778
    In before it's soemthing like this

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C1Ose7A8P94
    >> LD, That Berret Dude 12/09/11(Fri)19:14 No.32165863
    >>32165810
    I like this idea.
    >> Knight 12/09/11(Fri)19:14 No.32165866
    >>32165810
    You've done a good job with it. If anything, feel free to take a break from it, that'll probably help.
    >> Faceless !derpvGeSf. 12/09/11(Fri)19:14 No.32165880
    >>32165854
    criiiiiingeeeeeee
    >> Anonymous 12/09/11(Fri)19:15 No.32165888
    >>32165854
    Ouch.
    >> Anonymous 12/09/11(Fri)19:15 No.32165894
    >>32165736
    Well, okay then. I suppose I could keep the secretHAHA NOPE.
    >> Anonymous 12/09/11(Fri)19:15 No.32165902
    >>32165854

    thats fuckin awesome.

    how sweet was that nerve pain?
    >> Anonymous 12/09/11(Fri)19:15 No.32165908
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    >>32165670
    I fucked the marker since January
    the other one is impostor
    >> Leth !Leth/HQgHY 12/09/11(Fri)19:16 No.32165913
    >>32165810
    Well you should do whatever entertains you, but it seems a certain amount of questions like that would grate on anyone.

    >>32165854
    That looks... painful. But he did a decent job at repairs; as others said, the fix-up jobs they do are usually more sturdy than they lead you to believe. You'll be able to eat corn on the cob and stuff just fine, probably.
    >> Terse !!cJ4MGVqvOKw 12/09/11(Fri)19:16 No.32165918
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    >>32165894
    >> Anonymous 12/09/11(Fri)19:16 No.32165925
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    >>32165854
    Oh fuck...how does it feel now?
    >> Gorodetsky !!vhc6VOBIJwW 12/09/11(Fri)19:16 No.32165926
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    >>32165856

    Heart led the duo through a set of double doors and downa series of long corridors. They passed several rooms whose walls were lined with caged cubbyholes. Waylin was sure these cages held some of the creatures and even saw one as they passed: A grey pony with wings. Her eyes (yellow and pointed in opposite directions) were full of tears as she gnawed at the bars.

    Heart didn't take them into these rooms. Instead, they came to a door that opened into a bright, white room that seemed to be rounded on all sides.

    The doctor turned to face the two of them. "You might be suprised to know that your daughter is the first child that will be keeping one of the ponies. Most of the rest of our staff have elected to raise the ponies on their own." That did surprise Mr. Waylin. His daughter, however, was suddenly ecstatic.

    "You mean I get to keep one?" She stared up at her father, hoping he would confirm what the old man said.

    "That's right", Waylin admitted. "I was going to surprise you with it. But I thought she was supposed to pick one out."

    "Normally, that would be correct." Two individuals in lab coats stepped into the room through another door, holding another pet carrier between them. "Most of the ponies we have available are test subjects. Our employees are allowed to take whichever they like because we, regrettably, have no further use for them." He did not sound particularly torn up about this.

    "So why the change now?" Mr. Waylin asked.
    >> Anonymous 12/09/11(Fri)19:16 No.32165938
    >>32165925
    ...to watch it burn?
    >> Anonymous 12/09/11(Fri)19:17 No.32165945
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    >>32165856
    >>32165796
    >>32165747
    i've seen enough hentai to know where this is going
    >> Anonymous 12/09/11(Fri)19:17 No.32165948
    >>32165803
    $50 for two hours?

    Thats a good deal for a 2 hour hug
    >> Tex !!W3a+DuEfQ4Y 12/09/11(Fri)19:17 No.32165959
    >>32165854
    Damn! You have my condolences.
    >> Anonymous 12/09/11(Fri)19:18 No.32165974
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    Hasbro learned from Michael Bay's epic Transformers cashflow: given breathing room and a good budget, creative people will return their investment.

    So they gave Lauren the keys to the pony kingdom, and it earned them better numbers than the toyline has seen since the 80's.

    They gave Battleship to the director of Friday Night Lights and Hancock (which I liked for everything BUT the plot, and which is getting a sequel). Peter Berg has created a whole new Battleship. A grand human vs alien naval battle, each side with stealth tech, neither side backing down. They got full Navy cooperation to make this film as accurate as they can, given that they're fighting aliens.

    http://trailers.apple.com/trailers/universal/battleship/

    So, /co/lts and dis/co/rds, are you going to see it in May 2012? I know I will.
    >> Terse !!cJ4MGVqvOKw 12/09/11(Fri)19:18 No.32165975
    >>32165854
    Oooh, that looks painful, jesus christ. I feel awful for you, Hoppip.
    >> chistery !!vGFyxi9fnOL 12/09/11(Fri)19:18 No.32165978
    >>32165856
    > The ponies-as-pets-in-a-lab series
    Not a single feel given.
    >> Gorodetsky !!vhc6VOBIJwW 12/09/11(Fri)19:18 No.32165982
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    >>32165926

    Doctor Heart turned towards the carrier, examining the contents. "I am currently in the process of modifying these creatures for integration with the general populace. The final goal of the Pony Integration Program is to turn our ponies into the perfect companions, more intelligent and loyal than any base canine or feline."

    "Intelligent?" Mr. Waylin was startled by this. "Exactly how intelligent are these creatures?"

    "Nowhere near as intelligent as you or I, Mr. Waylin. But that is what, I believe, makes them perfect as household companions." Doctor Heart turned back, satisfied with what he saw. "What my associates have here is my first prototype. This creature is far more docile and receptive than any of the beasts you will find in this facility. I would like to see how she reacts with a child like your daughter."

    Mr. Waylin was close to trading blows with the old doctor right then. "Are you planning to use my daughter as a guinea pig for some experiment?"

    "A trial run, Mr. Waylin, nothing more." The doctor stepped closer, undeterred by Waylin's anger. "In a few months my creations will be on the open market. Your daughter is in absolutely no danger, why she'll be so happy I daresay she will keep it long after the trial run."

    Angela was quick to interrupt the conversation. "Please, Daddy, I promise I'll be good and I won't get hurt and I'll be really careful with it!"

    Mr. Waylon looked from his daughter to the crate and back again, his face full of worry. At last, he turned to the doctor. "You're sure this thing is safe?"
    >> chistery !!vGFyxi9fnOL 12/09/11(Fri)19:19 No.32166007
    >>32165974
    > aliens
    > bothering to fight humans on the ocean
    For fuck's sake.
    >> Gorodetsky !!vhc6VOBIJwW 12/09/11(Fri)19:20 No.32166025
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    >>32165982

    Why don't I let you see for youself?" He snapped his fingers and the other men in lab coats dropped their carrier on the floor. They opened the litter door. Angela and her father both looked expectantly into the darkened carrier with baited breath.

    A scraping, shuffling sound came from within. A moment later a tiny pale face poked out of the darkness. Its features were slightly sunken and its eyes were wide and fearful.

    "Come on out", Doctor Heart said in a suprisingly pleasant tone, now kneeling alongside Mr. Waylin and his daughter. "It's alright. There's someone here who wants to meet you."

    The face tilted this way and that, still skittish and uncertain. At last, the little creature began a slow but steady journey outside its cramped quarters and towards the three.

    The little pony was snow white and only about a foot and a half tall. The creature had a mane and a tail that was two-tone: pink and purple. Where some of the other ponies had a colorful mark on their flanks, this one only had a small barcode and a four-leafed clover. The mane hung limp over its forehead, but Mr. Waylin was sure he could see two things. The first was a tiny rounded stub of a horn, surrounded by a bizarre ring. The second was a scar across its forehead.

    Mr. Waylin honestly couldn't believe an equine could get so small, but his daughter was simply delighted by it.

    "She's beautiful..." the child said, entranced by the creature.

    "Her name is Sweetie Belle." The doctor told her. Then he inclined his head slightly, as if to address the pony. "Sweetie Belle, this is a friend of mine. Her name is Angela. Would you please say hello to her?"

    The pony was quiet for a moment, its gaze shifting fearfully. At last, its eyes focused on the little girl and it opened its mouth tentatively. "...H-hewwo. Im Sswee-dee Beww."
    >> Anonymous 12/09/11(Fri)19:20 No.32166040
    >>32165982
    I'm scared now.
    >> Zharkaer 12/09/11(Fri)19:20 No.32166049
    >>32165854
    Yikes
    >> Hoppip !HOPPIPqX/Q!!NzY2fHtYicO 12/09/11(Fri)19:20 No.32166052
    >>32165902
    didn't feel much actually, apparently I had JUST enough tooth left so it didn't hit the nerve

    >>32165913
    >>32165959
    >>32165975
    it looks a lot worse than it feels

    the whole thing didn't hurt much besides a sort of dull pain thingy

    anyway back to ponies
    >> isaac !!3gam3heWjui 12/09/11(Fri)19:20 No.32166060
    >>32165854
    I would think after your mouth heals up you should be able to eat normally as long as you don't push it too hard. Sorry for your accident.
    >> Anonymous 12/09/11(Fri)19:21 No.32166068
    >>32166007
    In planetary invasion scenarios, it would be a potential venue, depending on what one's goal for a planet is, but that'd be part of a much larger campaign.
    >> Gorodetsky !!vhc6VOBIJwW 12/09/11(Fri)19:21 No.32166077
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    Angela gasped. "She can talk?!"

    "Of course she can", the doctor replied. Sweetie began to approach Angela, its head down but its eyes looking up towads the little girl. "I'm sure she'd very much like to be your friend."

    Sweetie Belle seemed to parrot this. "W-wiww you be f-fwiends?" Mr. Waylin couldn't help but notice more than a hint of fear in its tone.

    Angels smiled and patted her new friend on the head. "Of course I'll be your friend!"

    Sweetie Belle tilted her head up and began to lick Angela's face, tickling her face and causing her to laugh. "Careful, dear!" Waylin cried out.

    "It's quite all right, Mr. Waylin", the doctor said. "This is part of the bonding process. If you'd like I can take you to the processing center where I can key you in as Sweetie Belle's owner."

    Angela was now embracing Sweetie Belle with both arms. "Oh yes please. I love her!"

    Sweetie Belle perked up at this. "Wiww you take... c-care of Swee-dee?" Angela nodded at this. Sweetie seemed to smile, although there was still a great deal of fear in its eyes.

    "If you'll come with me, my dear, I'll help you get set up with your new friends." The two followed Doctor Heart, Angela carrying her new pet in her arms.
    >> Anonymous 12/09/11(Fri)19:21 No.32166082
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    piggy should lick pony
    >> Anonymous 12/09/11(Fri)19:21 No.32166088
    >>32166025
    My penis is intrigued.
    >> Anonymous 12/09/11(Fri)19:22 No.32166091
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    >>32166007
    The graphics are Transformers-quality. Given Berg's reputation as a storyteller, and applying decent fixes to a fundamentally broken story like Hancock, I'm looking forward to it.
    >> Leth !Leth/HQgHY 12/09/11(Fri)19:22 No.32166098
    >>32165974
    I don't know.

    The trailer looked pretty interesting until the title splash. Then I just groaned.

    Similar to the latest Transformers, actually.

    Why can't they make a decent Sci-Fi movie with a new idea anymore? Bah.
    >> Anonymous 12/09/11(Fri)19:22 No.32166102
    >>32166082

    No they shouldn't.
    >> Gorodetsky !!vhc6VOBIJwW 12/09/11(Fri)19:22 No.32166109
    >>32166077

    AND that's what I've got. Sorry about all the black lines and feel free to talk about ponies.
    >> Anonymous 12/09/11(Fri)19:23 No.32166116
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    >>32166025
    >>32165982
    >>32165945
    okay nope, not what i was expecting
    >> Anonymous 12/09/11(Fri)19:23 No.32166130
    >>32166098
    >Oh shit, moon landing secrets with period piece fluff, this could be

    >TRANSFORMERS

    >...fuck.
    >> Anonymous 12/09/11(Fri)19:23 No.32166137
    >>32166082
    What episode was this?
    >> Anonymous 12/09/11(Fri)19:23 No.32166139
    >>32166098
    Too bad, enjoy your Rock Em Sock Em Robots: The Movie
    >> Anonymous 12/09/11(Fri)19:24 No.32166154
    >>32166077
    OH MY GOD

    WHAT HAPPENED TO RARITYYYYY
    >> Anonymous 12/09/11(Fri)19:24 No.32166158
    >>32166109
    What the fuck i just read?

    >>32166137

    Show Stoppers.
    >> Anonymous 12/09/11(Fri)19:24 No.32166163
    >>32166137
    Show Stoppers, during the montage.
    >> Anonymous 12/09/11(Fri)19:24 No.32166172
    >>32166109
    Okay, that just ripped my heart out and stomped on it.
    >> Anonymous 12/09/11(Fri)19:25 No.32166180
    >>32166139
    But I already watched Real Steel.
    >> Anonymous 12/09/11(Fri)19:25 No.32166188
    >>32166139
    Real Steel was better than I expected, honestly.
    >> Anonymous 12/09/11(Fri)19:26 No.32166202
    >>32166109
    That ending was shit.
    >> Anonymous 12/09/11(Fri)19:26 No.32166211
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    >> Anonymous 12/09/11(Fri)19:26 No.32166218
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    >>32166139
    Hey, Real Steal was a good film.
    >> Anonymous 12/09/11(Fri)19:26 No.32166227
    >>32166109
    Why she talk like a retard? Thats not canon!
    >> Anonymous 12/09/11(Fri)19:26 No.32166228
    What's with the Sonic dump in ponibooru?
    >> Gorodetsky !!vhc6VOBIJwW 12/09/11(Fri)19:26 No.32166229
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    >>32165801
    What DOESN'T Fooly Cooly have to do with ponies?

    >>32166154
    Nothing good.

    >>32166158
    Something the thread was kicking around a while back. It was the most depressing thing I'd ever heard and this was the only way to purge it from my mind.
    >> Anonymous 12/09/11(Fri)19:27 No.32166240
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    >>32166180
    >>32166188
    >> Leth !Leth/HQgHY 12/09/11(Fri)19:28 No.32166265
    >>32166227
    I assume she got a lobotomy of sorts.
    >> Gorodetsky !!vhc6VOBIJwW 12/09/11(Fri)19:28 No.32166279
    >>32166202
    Ain't over yet, baby. I've got to keep writing for a conclusion.

    >>32166227
    No. No she doesn't.
    Lobotomized ponies general.
    >> Anonymous 12/09/11(Fri)19:28 No.32166280
    >>32166265
    Another one?
    >> Anonymous 12/09/11(Fri)19:28 No.32166281
    >>32166202
    Lobotomies, sapients for sale, power collection rings, corporations whose lawyers are idiots, it felt like the real world to me.

    No wonder the dogs in Pound Puppies don't want people to find out they can talk.
    >> Anonymous 12/09/11(Fri)19:29 No.32166290
    >>32166240
    >>32166211
    D'awww
    >> Anonymous 12/09/11(Fri)19:29 No.32166291
    About Hasbro making bad movies based on its franchises...

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YatZXieJsL4&feature=g-logo
    >> Anonymous 12/09/11(Fri)19:29 No.32166300
    >>32166279
    Oh, so you're the one writing this fic?
    >> Anonymous 12/09/11(Fri)19:29 No.32166305
    >>32166218
    Did it have a robot punching another robot's head off?
    >> Anonymous 12/09/11(Fri)19:29 No.32166311
    >>32166279
    >Lobotomized ponies general.

    BUT WHY?!
    >> Anonymous 12/09/11(Fri)19:30 No.32166317
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    >>32166229
    I remember that discussion.
    >> Cazum 12/09/11(Fri)19:30 No.32166335
    >>32166279
    > lobotomy
    What the hell, why?
    >> Gorodetsky !!vhc6VOBIJwW 12/09/11(Fri)19:30 No.32166341
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    >>32166300

    Yeah, first I cried a whole big bunch. Then I tried to drink. Then I couldn't do anything but write.

    I should have stuck with baby Pinkie Pie.
    >> Anonymous 12/09/11(Fri)19:31 No.32166349
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    >>32166311
    Lobotomized pony would be cute. They just sit there happy and eat and be cute. None of that silly talking shit
    >> Anonymous 12/09/11(Fri)19:31 No.32166350
    >>32166305
    Yes. Yes it did. And it was awesome.
    >> Cazum 12/09/11(Fri)19:31 No.32166354
    >>32166317
    jesus christ i want to cry.
    >> Anonymous 12/09/11(Fri)19:31 No.32166355
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    I THINK I'M ONTO SOMETHING HERE.
    >> Anonymous 12/09/11(Fri)19:31 No.32166359
    >>32166350
    Fuck now I have to see it
    >> Anonymous 12/09/11(Fri)19:31 No.32166363
    >>32166341
    Sometimes that's all you can do with something that hurts so much.
    >> Gorodetsky !!vhc6VOBIJwW 12/09/11(Fri)19:32 No.32166381
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    >>32166311
    >>32166335

    Because I am HORRIBLE. Because WE are horrible. I mean look!

    >>32166349

    Someone just approved of lobotomized ponies.
    >>mfw
    >> P.Q. !!1sdy+4ko1Zl 12/09/11(Fri)19:32 No.32166386
    >>32166341

    What the fuck.

    Is there something I'm missing here?
    >> Anonymous 12/09/11(Fri)19:33 No.32166390
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    >> Anonymous 12/09/11(Fri)19:33 No.32166394
    >lobotomized ponies

    Okay, I'm out, I'm unfazed by gore, scat, and pretty much any fetish you can throw at me, but lobotomytalk seriously freaks me out.
    >> Anonymous 12/09/11(Fri)19:33 No.32166404
    >>32166354
    Three times while writing and rewriting that originally, I wanted to stop. I tried to stop. But I had to keep going.
    >> Anonymous 12/09/11(Fri)19:33 No.32166411
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    hey guys wha-
    >lobotomized ponies

    ...
    >> Anonymous 12/09/11(Fri)19:33 No.32166412
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    >> Anonymous 12/09/11(Fri)19:33 No.32166422
    >>32166381
    STOP RIGHT THERE CRIMINAL SCUM!
    >> Anonymous 12/09/11(Fri)19:33 No.32166427
    >>32166381
    I would pet them and hug them and care for them and they will be happy
    >> Knight 12/09/11(Fri)19:34 No.32166429
    Instead of freezing here, any requests?
    >> Anonymous 12/09/11(Fri)19:34 No.32166432
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    >> Gorodetsky !!vhc6VOBIJwW 12/09/11(Fri)19:34 No.32166433
    >>32166386

    We had some writefags doing Ponies vs. Humans and the ultimate conclusion we came to was ponies would be subjugated, experimented on, and then given away as pets.

    I... went a little baaw.
    >> Cazum 12/09/11(Fri)19:34 No.32166436
    >>32166394
    im not even phased by lobotomys, but ruining such an adorably perfect creature for no reason turns my stomach to the point of emotional pain.
    >> Terse !!cJ4MGVqvOKw 12/09/11(Fri)19:34 No.32166449
    >>32166433
    But...that's not right. It's not right at all.

    God, this thread is worse than any of the porn or bitching threads. It's so...sad.
    >> Anonymous 12/09/11(Fri)19:35 No.32166462
    >>32166429
    Anything with Spike!
    >> P.Q. !!1sdy+4ko1Zl 12/09/11(Fri)19:35 No.32166464
    >>32166433

    Well that's kind of fucked up.

    ...Lobotomy Quest?
    >> Anonymous 12/09/11(Fri)19:35 No.32166467
    >>32166449
    I feel like a fag but im going to spend some time in ponychan, i cant deal with this.
    >> Anonymous 12/09/11(Fri)19:36 No.32166477
    >>32166433
    >ponies have several gods and powerful wizards on their side
    >losing to mundane humans

    the "want it need it" spell alone would easily subjugate all of mankind.
    >> Leth !Leth/HQgHY 12/09/11(Fri)19:36 No.32166483
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    >>32166433
    That's terrible and untrue.
    >> Gorodetsky !!vhc6VOBIJwW 12/09/11(Fri)19:36 No.32166485
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    >>32166449

    Yeah. I know. I'm really sorry guys. I wish I could say this was just a troll. But, c'mon, I wrote seven fucking posts worth. I edited this crap!

    I'm just really sorry.
    >> Kitty Tail 12/09/11(Fri)19:36 No.32166490
    >>32166291
    wubwubwub

    Looking good
    >> SlyWit !tedl177Zx2 12/09/11(Fri)19:36 No.32166491
    >>32166433
    Didn't have me there, then.

    Also, what humans are we talking? Modern, or perhaps some medieval setting?
    >> Anonymous 12/09/11(Fri)19:36 No.32166494
    >Lobotomy as a fetish

    THIS BETTER NOT BE THE NEW RAPE MLPG

    THIS BETTER NOT BE A THING
    >> Anonymous 12/09/11(Fri)19:36 No.32166499
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    >> Anonymous 12/09/11(Fri)19:37 No.32166500
    >>32166485

    this is monstrous
    you are a monster
    >> Anonymous 12/09/11(Fri)19:37 No.32166509
    Oh, I would absolutely love a lobotomized Fluttershy.

    I'd like to see it done, too. A hot poker up going up through her nasal holes, her screaming in pain for a split second, then becoming really relaxed and slow.

    Oh gosh I would brush her mane and feed her and wash her and everything a good owner does. Then I'd sleep, hugging her close like the living plushie she's become.
    >> Anonymous 12/09/11(Fri)19:37 No.32166511
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    >lobotomized ponies

    Reminds me of that episode of Law and Order where the guy was desperate for a girlfriend, so he drilled into a girls head and pours boiling water in it with a funnel. Homemade lobotomy.


    I think it was Neil Patrick Harris who was in that one.
    >> Cazum 12/09/11(Fri)19:37 No.32166514
    >>32166494
    its not a fetish thing.
    I'm not quite sure what the fuck it is, but in this case, its not a fetish thing.
    >> Anonymous 12/09/11(Fri)19:37 No.32166520
    >>32166494
    I SEE NO ONE FAPPING

    ONLY SADS
    >> Gorodetsky !!vhc6VOBIJwW 12/09/11(Fri)19:37 No.32166525
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    >>32166477
    >>32166483

    Okay, good. Awesome. We need this. We need ANYTHIng but lobotomized ponies right now.

    So, Humans vs. Equestria. I bet on the guys with the nukes.
    >> Anonymous 12/09/11(Fri)19:38 No.32166528
    >>32166485
    I demand more of this story, or at least something similar.
    >> Anonymous 12/09/11(Fri)19:38 No.32166530
    Which pony would be the worst to lobotomize, /co/?

    I say Twilight Sparkle.
    >> Cazum 12/09/11(Fri)19:38 No.32166537
    >>32166530
    oh god no, dont start that
    >> Anonymous 12/09/11(Fri)19:38 No.32166548
    >>32166525
    >That pic

    Pony the pony
    >> Anonymous 12/09/11(Fri)19:38 No.32166549
    >>32166494
    Well because SOMEONE smashed >rape into the ground so much that it's fucking DEAD, SOMETHING has to take its place

    so congratulations

    you contributed to this outcom every time you spammed >rape

    and you never even knew it

    so thank you. We couldn't have achieved this without your help.
    >> Anonymous 12/09/11(Fri)19:39 No.32166552
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    >> P.Q. !!1sdy+4ko1Zl 12/09/11(Fri)19:39 No.32166554
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    >>32166464

    No, no, I'm serious. The whole premise is, like, you're a pony and you have to avoid getting lobotomized, so you...

    ...I can't even joke about this. I picked a terrible time to come here.
    >> Anonymous 12/09/11(Fri)19:39 No.32166556
    >>32166494
    >doesn't know that's a fetish
    You live in a sheltered world. Castration is a fetish too. You should try it before you can breed.
    >> Anonymous 12/09/11(Fri)19:39 No.32166565
    >>32166511
    >having a terrible headache
    >read this

    It just got worse.
    >> Terse !!cJ4MGVqvOKw 12/09/11(Fri)19:39 No.32166567
    >>32166467
    I'd join you if I didn't hate Ponychan. Have fun, dude, and take care.

    >>32166485
    I can't forgive you, Goro. I liked you, and then you gave me this. I...I have to do something about this. I have to write something silly, upbeat and charming.
    >> Anonymous 12/09/11(Fri)19:39 No.32166568
    >>32166530
    Pinkie

    She always so active and happy.


    Now she just sits there. I hope shes still happy....
    >> Kitty Tail 12/09/11(Fri)19:39 No.32166570
    >>32166552
    Copy paste copy paste copy paste copy paste
    >> Anonymous 12/09/11(Fri)19:40 No.32166577
    >>32166528
    >> Anonymous 12/09/11(Fri)19:40 No.32166578
    >>32166556

    Castration and rape I roll my eyes at, but something about lobotomy just turns my stomach in a way nothing else can.
    >> Anonymous 12/09/11(Fri)19:40 No.32166583
    lobotomy is murder with a live corpse
    >> Anonymous 12/09/11(Fri)19:40 No.32166587
    >>32166567
    Write something with Scootaloo!
    >> Gorodetsky !!vhc6VOBIJwW 12/09/11(Fri)19:40 No.32166590
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    >>32166500

    Oh, thanks. I must have missed that part when I WROTE THE FUCKING LOBOTOMY FANFIC! Thank you for pointing that out, I never would have seen it before.

    Good Zeus I need a drink right now.
    >> Anonymous 12/09/11(Fri)19:40 No.32166596
    >lobotomized ponies

    Okay, fuck this.

    What kind of music would Scratch listen to?

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q_RbgflvPGg

    Complextro is my option.
    >> Anonymous 12/09/11(Fri)19:40 No.32166598
    >>32166587
    NO DONT LOBOTOMIZE SCOOTALOO!
    >> Anonymous 12/09/11(Fri)19:41 No.32166609
    Guys I need help
    I needed help talking to girls, so I found a girl from Homestuck General to talk to me on Skype and I lasted 9 minutes
    And now I want to break my record but she hasn't been online
    Is there a girl here who has at least ten free minutes and can help me set a new record
    >> Anonymous 12/09/11(Fri)19:41 No.32166614
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    >>32166530
    It would be so cute, watching the once shining pupil of Princess Celestia drooling on the floor and barely capable of speech.

    Actually, wait, that would be horrible.
    >> Anonymous 12/09/11(Fri)19:41 No.32166622
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    I love ponies and the show, but I think I'm a fan of lobotomized ponies.

    It's just a true testament to human nature, you know? Taking something beautiful and completely ruining it to better suit my wants and needs.

    One lobotomized Twilight, please. I'd enjoy her not being able to socialize nor study in a sick kind of way. It... it just feels right.
    >> Cazum 12/09/11(Fri)19:41 No.32166626
    just start writing a really happy story. Try to NOT write the lobotomy story. Or if you HAVE to, make it happy end. or at least, dont let it get any more distressingly sad.
    >> Anonymous 12/09/11(Fri)19:41 No.32166632
    I know this will sound like /b/, but how about you just dump images so we can get over this subject?
    >> Anonymous 12/09/11(Fri)19:42 No.32166633
    Has the series finished yet?

    I don't want to watch it until I can download it alllll at once, like I did with the first seasons.
    >> Anonymous 12/09/11(Fri)19:42 No.32166637
    >>32166109
    I don't even like MLP and I enjoyed that. Hope whoever wrote it does more!
    >> Anonymous 12/09/11(Fri)19:42 No.32166639
    >>32166598
    Something cute dude, because Terse.
    >> Anonymous 12/09/11(Fri)19:42 No.32166646
    >>32166530

    definitely pinkie pie
    >"W-Why?"
    >> Gorodetsky !!vhc6VOBIJwW 12/09/11(Fri)19:42 No.32166652
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    >>32166567

    I honestly can't blame you for that. Write something about Scootaloo and Rainbow Dash. That always cheers everyone up.
    >> SB 12/09/11(Fri)19:42 No.32166656
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    >that feel when awful sinus headache all day

    Are there any movie streams planned for tonight? If not should I put something on in a bit?
    >> Anonymous 12/09/11(Fri)19:42 No.32166663
    >>32166639
    NO DONT LOBOTOMIZE TERSE!
    >> P.Q. !!1sdy+4ko1Zl 12/09/11(Fri)19:42 No.32166664
    >>32166596

    I anticipate a truckload of WUBWUBWUBWUBWUB.
    >> Anonymous 12/09/11(Fri)19:42 No.32166665
    >>32166394
    >>32166433
    You have a 1/5 chance of being incapacitated by a cranial event, such as a stroke or dementia, sometime during your life, hopefully after 80. And that's not counting head traumas, brain infections, gunshots, and human trafficking for medical experimentation. You might or might not survive as a sapient being, but your body will live until someone puts you out of THEIR misery; either your relatives tire of caring for you, or your insurance runs out, or your government health plan decides you're a cost they need to cut.

    Putting these scenarios on ponies, whether through war or exploitation, just peels away the self-protective callousness we've grown. Humans aren't supposed to go through that shit either, but because we hear about it every day, it somehow slips our minds that DEATH WALKS AMONG US, SOMETIMES NIBBLING AT US BEFORE COMING BACK TO FINISH THE MEAL.
    >> Anonymous 12/09/11(Fri)19:42 No.32166667
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    Fuck whoever writ that story. I am not a writefag, but there is still potential for a happy ending.

    Scientist takes sweetie home, suspects shes intellegent. Sweetie writes her story about dimensional gates by man and how they were kidnapped over the period of a night.

    Next night, the guy frees all the ponies by sneaking in and freeing them. shows the council and government of their intelligence. the facility is shut down, and all the ponies are given free to do what they want.
    THE END

    See? happy ending.
    someone should write this.
    >> Anonymous 12/09/11(Fri)19:43 No.32166672
    >Lobotomy
    >> Anonymous 12/09/11(Fri)19:43 No.32166680
    WHAT IF PONIES WERE elephants?
    >> Anonymous 12/09/11(Fri)19:43 No.32166683
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    this is really MLPG at its finest.
    >> Terse !!cJ4MGVqvOKw 12/09/11(Fri)19:43 No.32166684
    >>32166652
    >>32166587
    >something with Scootaloo
    >and Rainbow Dash
    Now you're talking my language! I definitely know what I have to do now. It's time to take on Dr. White's request. Excuse me, ladies and gents. It's time.
    >> Tex !!W3a+DuEfQ4Y 12/09/11(Fri)19:43 No.32166686
    >>32166511
    This .gif makes me laugh and feel bad at the same time, I can't enjoy myself.
    >> Deafdefiler !bll4ybGPow 12/09/11(Fri)19:43 No.32166688
    >>32166656
    I'd love to watch a movie with you, man. Any ideas?
    >> Anonymous 12/09/11(Fri)19:43 No.32166692
    >>32166633

    The series is about 1/3 through it's second season, and it's renewed to go through at least 3 seasons. It's really popular, so it'll probably be more. It'll be years before it's over.


    Luckily the series is pretty widely available on Youtube
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sZryW1J_wj4
    >> Anonymous 12/09/11(Fri)19:44 No.32166695
    >>32166646
    >>32166646
    That'd be best.
    >> Anonymous 12/09/11(Fri)19:44 No.32166697
    >>32166667
    Why does this pic give me a boner

    Is it because I've always wanted to meet a tall, STRONG woman
    >> Anonymous 12/09/11(Fri)19:44 No.32166699
    >>32166667
    >happy endings

    Ew, that would totally ruin my grimdark buzz.
    >> Leth !Leth/HQgHY 12/09/11(Fri)19:44 No.32166702
    >>32166633
    The series or season? Season is close to half over, but who knows how long the series will last.
    >> Anonymous 12/09/11(Fri)19:44 No.32166707
    >>32166656
    Tess promised a stream, but he's nowhere to be seen.

    Also, I can relate to a headache, man.
    >> Anonymous 12/09/11(Fri)19:44 No.32166714
    >>32166554
    Even as you first awaken, your breath is short, halted. Frantic. As if your subconscious knows the urgency of the situation. Your chest is in intense pain, as a sharp-edged ache shoots through your rib cage with each hard-fought breath.

    You try to get a grasp on your situation. You gently lift your head, trying to get your bearings. You're strapped down to some sort of... operating table. It's cold... freezing in fact, but it feels good against your aching chest.

    A shiver runs down your spine, sending fresh bolts of pain to your ribcage. You try to move your front legs, but find them strapped down as well. Something feels odd, too. Something wet on your forehead... And you realize suddenly that you can't see your long hair, which you always could before.

    Struggling, you turn to your right, and spot a mirror a few meters away. You squint, and vaguely make out your form in the awkward convex surface. To your surprise, you notice your hair has completely been shaved off of your head, and in its place, there are some strange dotted lines that have been marked all over your skull.

    What do you do?
    >> Anonymous 12/09/11(Fri)19:44 No.32166718
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    >>32166680
    I prefer dugongs
    >> Gorodetsky !!vhc6VOBIJwW 12/09/11(Fri)19:45 No.32166724
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    >>32166528
    >>32166637

    >>Most horrible thing I've ever done
    >>People ask for more

    I...
    Yeah, yeah I'll get right on that.
    >> Anonymous 12/09/11(Fri)19:45 No.32166737
    What do the frontal lobes of each pony taste like?
    >> Anonymous 12/09/11(Fri)19:45 No.32166742
    >>32166702
    Thirteen episodes in season 3 and then it's over.
    >> Anonymous 12/09/11(Fri)19:45 No.32166747
    >>32163777

    Link to Pinkie Pie Experiments. Probably Lobootimized.
    >> Anonymous 12/09/11(Fri)19:45 No.32166750
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    guys rate my drawing of fluttershy
    >> Leth !Leth/HQgHY 12/09/11(Fri)19:46 No.32166751
    >>32166684
    You should write it about them going to the beach.

    Since my story outline in a folder somewhere on my computer will never happen, and I still have a bad taste from requesting art for it long ago, it'd be nice to see something come from it.
    >> Anonymous 12/09/11(Fri)19:46 No.32166752
    >>32166724
    You didn't notice the ten other posters telling you you're a monster?
    >> Anonymous 12/09/11(Fri)19:46 No.32166753
    >>32166724
    Just stop, keep going with the other one, the one with Pinkie.
    >> Anonymous 12/09/11(Fri)19:46 No.32166754
    >>32166568
    "Pinkie? Pinkie, we're here to visit. How are you feeling today?"

    "Waaaraaadddaaaaa ppppllllll!"

    "T-thats right, its me, Twilight. I....you're a good friend, Pinkie."

    "Fffsfdssssss!"

    "I...I cant do this! I'm sorry Pinkie!"
    >> Deafdefiler !bll4ybGPow 12/09/11(Fri)19:46 No.32166756
    >>32166714
    ...I'm a unicorn, right? I'm totally a unicorn. A really badass one, shields and lightning and everything. Use my horn, fuck some shit up.
    >> Anonymous 12/09/11(Fri)19:46 No.32166760
    >>32166692
    Only 1/3?

    Uuuuugh. I don't wanna waaaaiiiiiit, but I got me some principlesssssss
    >> Anonymous 12/09/11(Fri)19:46 No.32166762
    >>32166714
    Swallow my tongue and try to suffocate myself.
    >> Anonymous 12/09/11(Fri)19:46 No.32166765
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    >>32166714

    Lobotomies are performed by sticking a pick through the eyehole, numbnuts.
    >> Anonymous 12/09/11(Fri)19:46 No.32166768
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    >>32166622

    I think I see where you're going with this.

    Personally I'd rather see Rainbow Dash or Rarity lobotomized, because they enjoy what they do far more than Twilight. Maybe even Pinkie Pie. I've never felt so sadistic, I love it.

    Just imagining all of the lobotomized pony's friends coming in and seeing it all slow and messed up, then crying because it's not the pony they know and love. It just hits the right notes inside.
    >> Terse !!cJ4MGVqvOKw 12/09/11(Fri)19:46 No.32166778
    >>32166751
    Scootaloo and Dash going to the beach? That's an interesting idea, definitely. I'll work with it.
    >> Anonymous 12/09/11(Fri)19:46 No.32166780
    >>32166665
    Wow, almost got quintuple sixes, SUPER-SATAN.
    >> SlyWit !tedl177Zx2 12/09/11(Fri)19:46 No.32166782
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    >>32166525
    Which humans? Modern day, fantasy humans, or historic periods?
    >> Anonymous 12/09/11(Fri)19:47 No.32166791
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    >>32166665
    >MLPG: Ogrish Edition
    I'm cool with this.
    >> Anonymous 12/09/11(Fri)19:47 No.32166797
    >>32166762
    >implying it's actually possible to swallow your tongue
    >> Anonymous 12/09/11(Fri)19:47 No.32166800
    >>32165251
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L0ZyTzgoLGA
    Robot Unicorn Attack with this song. Has Pinkie Pie runbouncing through town, smashing through bags of sugars on a super sugar high.
    >> P.Q. !!1sdy+4ko1Zl 12/09/11(Fri)19:47 No.32166808
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    >>32166714

    IT. WAS. A. JOKE.
    >> Anonymous 12/09/11(Fri)19:48 No.32166823
    >>32166667
    That's right, the ring could be an intelligence-blocker, and the scar could be from harvesting her unicorn gland. She can't magic, but she can still think.
    >> Anonymous 12/09/11(Fri)19:48 No.32166824
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    >>32166724
    I think you have something really special here. Keep it up.
    >> SlyWit !tedl177Zx2 12/09/11(Fri)19:48 No.32166827
    >>32166614
    You don't even know what lobotomy is.
    >> Anonymous 12/09/11(Fri)19:48 No.32166832
    Fun fact: Fluttershy will never have an episode this season.
    >> Anonymous 12/09/11(Fri)19:48 No.32166837
    >>32165778
    So the question is, will Giant Spike be cute, or will Giant Spike be scary?

    From what we've seen of the ponies, he'll be cute, AND they'll still be scared s***less of him. It doesn't take much to scare a pony, after all.
    >> Anonymous 12/09/11(Fri)19:48 No.32166840
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    SCOOTALOO! YOU SCOOT! YOU /SCOOT/! YOU'RE A SCOOTER, SCOOTALOO! THAT'S YOUR STUPID MARK, SCOOTALOO!

    STOP BEING SO STUPID!!

    I'm high right now and this show is pretty stupid while I'm high
    >> Anonymous 12/09/11(Fri)19:48 No.32166845
    >>32166683
    Which lobotomized pony would you ride around ponyvillie, /co/?
    >> Anonymous 12/09/11(Fri)19:48 No.32166846
    >>32166765
    Not on ponies, dumbass.

    Have you never even performed neurosurgery on a horse before? Stupid fucker.
    >> Gorodetsky !!vhc6VOBIJwW 12/09/11(Fri)19:48 No.32166853
    >>32166782

    I'm thinking modern day tech against ponies. The ponies could evenly match humanity, but the problem is they wouldn't be ready for it. Ponies are so sweet and innocent. They'd probably see a military force at first and think it was a party.

    >>So much baaw
    >> Cazum 12/09/11(Fri)19:49 No.32166858
    >>32166845
    NO STOP IT PLEASE
    >> Anonymous 12/09/11(Fri)19:49 No.32166878
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    there's going to be a movie when season 3 is done
    >> Anonymous 12/09/11(Fri)19:49 No.32166879
    >>32166554
    ...Even though the premise is really, really fucked up, I'd actually like to participate in a quest like that. Sounds kind of like Ruby Quest, in a way.
    >> Anonymous 12/09/11(Fri)19:49 No.32166882
    Guys, how do I meet a girl who isn't boring

    preferably tall, dark skinned and muscular
    >> Anonymous 12/09/11(Fri)19:50 No.32166899
    >>32166882
    Africa.
    >> Cazum 12/09/11(Fri)19:50 No.32166905
    >>32166882
    move to a tribe in africa

    also ponys.
    >> Anonymous 12/09/11(Fri)19:50 No.32166906
    >>32166882
    Muscular girls are really into celibate guys.

    Join a monastic order.
    >> Anonymous 12/09/11(Fri)19:50 No.32166907
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    This is now a vinyl scratch's eyes thread.
    >> Anonymous 12/09/11(Fri)19:50 No.32166908
    >>32166845
    >>32166858
    Rarity, because I'm sure she wouldnt mind if I hit her with a riding crop


    Cause shes lobotomized
    >> Anonymous 12/09/11(Fri)19:51 No.32166926
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    >>32166827
    I really don't.

    I'd like to keep it that way.
    >> Anonymous 12/09/11(Fri)19:51 No.32166928
    >>32166840
    >Be high
    >post about scootaloo

    Sounds right
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    >>32166614
    >>32166614
    only if it was sexy hypnosis, but a lobotomy... thats kind of gross
    >> Cazum 12/09/11(Fri)19:51 No.32166930
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    >>32166908
    >> Gorodetsky !!vhc6VOBIJwW 12/09/11(Fri)19:51 No.32166933
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    >>32166877

    Yeah, that was the one I based my story on.

    Wait, did YOU write that? You fucking bastard! Get out of my head!
    >> SlyWit !tedl177Zx2 12/09/11(Fri)19:51 No.32166934
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    >>32166853
    We have to define the events that come up to this. How is this link established, as it will determined what is done by either side, including whether a fight breaks out at all.
    >> Anonymous 12/09/11(Fri)19:51 No.32166935
    >>32166882

    The caribbean islands. Africa will just get you AIDS.
    >> Anonymous 12/09/11(Fri)19:51 No.32166939
    >>32166742
    Wait, if we get 65 episodes, and half of that is 33.5, and 34 - 26 = 8, then we've seen just over half of the entire series so far.
    >> Anonymous 12/09/11(Fri)19:51 No.32166945
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    >thinking humans can beat ponies

    hahaha what
    >> Anonymous 12/09/11(Fri)19:52 No.32166949
    >>32166906
    That's really funny that you think I'm not celibate
    >> Anonymous 12/09/11(Fri)19:52 No.32166952
    >>32166464
    Dont fucking tempt me, I just might lobotomy quest
    >> Anonymous 12/09/11(Fri)19:52 No.32166954
    >>32166933
    Goro

    I hate to break it to you

    But I kind of hate you now
    >> Anonymous 12/09/11(Fri)19:52 No.32166958
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    lobopony time?
    >> Anonymous 12/09/11(Fri)19:52 No.32166964
    >>32166665
    These thoughts are too big to think, these feels too big for my heart. I'm gonna go lie down and weep.
    >> P.Q. !!1sdy+4ko1Zl 12/09/11(Fri)19:52 No.32166966
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    >>32166879

    I'd rather just do the one that involves escaping from the laboratory before the ponies manage to transform you into a pony. Because it's a similar premise, but if you lose, it isn't totally fucked up and depressing.

    I don't do quests just to put myself or others in a melancholy mood, you know.
    >> Anonymous 12/09/11(Fri)19:52 No.32166973
    >>32166934
    A fic between medieval humans and ponies might be cool.
    >> Cazum 12/09/11(Fri)19:53 No.32166980
    >>32166939
    why would there only be 13 eps in season 3, and why would it stop after that?
    >> Anonymous 12/09/11(Fri)19:53 No.32166991
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    Lobotomies?
    >> Anonymous 12/09/11(Fri)19:53 No.32166997
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    >>32166933
    I did the first post/background, tnot the actual story itself. I am the one who screencapped it though.

    I have no regrets.
    >> Dr. White !!dfJ0fqhLacO 12/09/11(Fri)19:53 No.32166999
    Is tex asleep? I got a color for him.
    >> Anonymous 12/09/11(Fri)19:54 No.32167001
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    Its not so bad, Twilight. They go in, snip a little brain and let you keep it in a jar after.

    Hello, little brain. Whos a brain? You are, yes you are.
    >> Anonymous 12/09/11(Fri)19:54 No.32167006
    >>32166980
    because they only ordered half the season SO FAR you faggot
    >> Anonymous 12/09/11(Fri)19:54 No.32167009
    Why can't I hold this thread?
    >> Anonymous 12/09/11(Fri)19:54 No.32167014
    Don't you have to like, stab them through the eyes to lobotomize them?
    >> Anonymous 12/09/11(Fri)19:54 No.32167021
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    PINKIE! WHAT HAVE YOU DONE!
    >> Cazum 12/09/11(Fri)19:55 No.32167024
    >>32167006
    well then thats SO FAR, and it's likely to continue AFTER THAT
    >> Gorodetsky !!vhc6VOBIJwW 12/09/11(Fri)19:55 No.32167025
    >>32166934

    I imagine star gate scenario where humans find a breach into another dimension. The operation would be military-controlled but with orders not to attack unless provoked.

    There would be peaceful, diplomatic relations at first that would break through when human leadership determined the presence of creatures with magic would constitute a weapon of mass destruction.

    At that point human forces would attack to "Make Equestria Safe for Democracy."
    >> Anonymous 12/09/11(Fri)19:55 No.32167028
    >>32167014
    It depends on which lobe you're removing.
    >> Anonymous 12/09/11(Fri)19:55 No.32167032
    >>32166991
    He didnt do lobotomies, he did full brain-ectomies
    >> Anonymous 12/09/11(Fri)19:55 No.32167049
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    >>32166933
    I'm glad we don't have any fanartist here that are willing to do fanart of your story.
    >> Anonymous 12/09/11(Fri)19:56 No.32167052
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    No, really guys, hey.

    Rape is normal and all but wow lets fucking lobotomize some ponies.
    >> Anonymous 12/09/11(Fri)19:56 No.32167058
    >>32167049
    Ha.
    >> P.Q. !!1sdy+4ko1Zl 12/09/11(Fri)19:56 No.32167061
    >>32167025

    It would be the Vietnam War all over again, except this time the US is represented by our dimension, and the Vietnamese are represented by Equestria.
    >> Anonymous 12/09/11(Fri)19:56 No.32167062
    >lobotomite ponies

    Why are you doing this, MLPG?
    >> Anonymous 12/09/11(Fri)19:56 No.32167063
    >>32167001
    >that episode of the Simpsons

    Anyone have the pic where they are all smiling and AJ is making the "What the hell are you smiling at?" face?
    >> Anonymous 12/09/11(Fri)19:56 No.32167067
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    Pink Luna anyone?
    >> Anonymous 12/09/11(Fri)19:56 No.32167072
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    >>32167032
    He wouldn't know the difference, he's a dentist.
    >> Anonymous 12/09/11(Fri)19:56 No.32167078
    GUESS WHAT I GOT!

    A LOBOTOMY?

    NO! I GOT... MELONS!
    >> Anonymous 12/09/11(Fri)19:57 No.32167080
    >>32167062
    You know, if we didn't keep talking about it, it would die down.
    >> Gorodetsky !!vhc6VOBIJwW 12/09/11(Fri)19:57 No.32167085
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    >>32166954

    I said it to Terse and I'll say it again: I honestly can't blame them.
    >> Anonymous 12/09/11(Fri)19:57 No.32167086
    >>32167049
    I want this. Now.
    >> Anonymous 12/09/11(Fri)19:57 No.32167087
    >>32167067
    I like it, but its needs something

    How about a lobotomy!
    >> Anonymous 12/09/11(Fri)19:57 No.32167088
    >>32167062
    /co/ hates ponies.
    >> Anonymous 12/09/11(Fri)19:57 No.32167097
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    Pink is taking over the world.
    >> Dr. White !!dfJ0fqhLacO 12/09/11(Fri)19:57 No.32167101
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    What are fluttershy's parents like?
    >> Cazum 12/09/11(Fri)19:57 No.32167106
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    >>32167078
    get the fuck out of my house.
    >> Anonymous 12/09/11(Fri)19:58 No.32167113
    >>32167101
    Her coat looks like vomit.
    >> Anonymous 12/09/11(Fri)19:58 No.32167124
    >>32167101
    Lobotomites.
    >> Anonymous 12/09/11(Fri)19:58 No.32167125
    >>32167101
    Probably a better color then that
    >> Gorodetsky !!vhc6VOBIJwW 12/09/11(Fri)19:58 No.32167128
    >>32167052

    You know the sad part? I've been trying to get into the Thread Simulator for months now and if anything was going to do it, it would be this.
    >> Anonymous 12/09/11(Fri)19:58 No.32167132
    >>32167014

    Basically, yes.

    You lift their upper eyelid, insert a pick into the hole above the eye, hit it with a hammer to break through the section of the skull that separates the eye from the brain cavity, then move a hook inside there and basically scoop out the frontal lobe.
    >> Knight 12/09/11(Fri)19:58 No.32167133
    >>32166973
    Not that hard, really. Remember the talking Mule from the Bible?

    It'll be something simple. A knight gets lost in a forest, and comes upon one of the marshmallow ponies. Being someone who should be trained to deal with horses, he tries to help it. When it starts talking, he freaks out, thinking it's a demon/possessed. Except then he remembers the part of the Mule, and listens to it's "Holy quest to slay the (Monster)". The pony probably confuses the knight for a golem, they go, do the deed with the help of the pony, roll credits.

    The only real choice would be to choose whether the pony chooses to be the knight's squire or not.
    >> Anonymous 12/09/11(Fri)19:58 No.32167137
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    >>32167067
    I was pink before it was cool.
    >> P.Q. !!1sdy+4ko1Zl 12/09/11(Fri)19:58 No.32167142
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    What if.

    guys.

    What if instead of lobotomizing the ponies, we gave them candy?
    >> Anonymous 12/09/11(Fri)19:59 No.32167154
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    CRASH!
    >> pour leth Terse !!cJ4MGVqvOKw 12/09/11(Fri)19:59 No.32167161
    >>32166778
    "Ow! Dash, I got sand in my eye again!"

    "Cut it out, squirt, or you'll hurt yourself. C'mere."

    Gingerly raising one hoof to the young orange filly's eyes, Dash focused, tongue lolling from her mouth in determination. Sat in front of her, Scootaloo grimaced, trying not to think about her mentor's hoof scratching around her eye sockets, digging away at the sand the wind had blown in her face; the sensation made her flinch, and that made her fidget. Dash didn't like that one bit, and she made sure Scootaloo knew, wrapping her free foreleg around Scootaloo's withers and drawing her closer.

    "Quit fussin' around, Scoots," she muttered again, finally clearing the little pools of sand from the recesses around the filly's gigantic eyes. Mussing her mane a little with a hoof, Dash laid back once more, stretching out in relaxation beneath the shadow of her parasol.

    "Aww, come on, Dash, won't you come play?" The rainbow-maned pony lifted her sunglasses from her eyes nonchalantly, casting a disinterested glance at Scootaloo, now bounding around with wild energy.

    "Hmm..." she mused. One hoof played idly with her lower lip, and Scoots watched it intently, mesmerised.

    "Nah." Then Dash rolled over, curled up, and dozed off unceremoniously. Had Scoots been a little older, she'd have cursed (everyone said it was super-cool), but instead, she stormed off in a huff, to join her friends playing by the shore.

    One particularly tall wave broke on the beach with gusto, drenching all three fillies in cold salt water; that made them scream, but after a moment's shock, they dived in together, laughing as they played and splashed with each other in the icy autumn water.

    From her cool spot on the shore, Dash leaned over and looked, grinning.
    >> Anonymous 12/09/11(Fri)19:59 No.32167162
    >>32167142
    You fool! Do you realize what you're suggesting!?
    >> Anonymous 12/09/11(Fri)19:59 No.32167166
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    PINK! Sweet Pink everywhere!
    >> Anonymous 12/09/11(Fri)19:59 No.32167173
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    >>32167128
    You are a horrible person.
    >> Anonymous 12/09/11(Fri)20:00 No.32167175
    We lobotomize ponies, because we care.
    >> Anonymous 12/09/11(Fri)20:00 No.32167184
    >>32167142
    What if we remove their brains

    And replace them with candy?
    >> Anonymous 12/09/11(Fri)20:00 No.32167199
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    >>32167101
    I like to think they disowned her for being so useless and didn't even bother to search for her when she fell out of Cloudsdale.
    In a child friendly, non-edgy way.
    >> Anonymous 12/09/11(Fri)20:01 No.32167201
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    >>32167166
    What if we started a Pinkie Pie Day?
    By Pinkyfying the hell out of everything?
    >> Anonymous 12/09/11(Fri)20:01 No.32167207
    >>32167142

    Yes of course, we'll lure the pink one with candy, tackle it, then hog-tie it.

    Then give it a lobotomy.
    >> Anonymous 12/09/11(Fri)20:01 No.32167212
    >>32167184
    >implying that hasnt all ready happened to pinkie pie
    >> Anonymous 12/09/11(Fri)20:01 No.32167214
    >>32167175
    They might hurt themselves if they thought on their own.
    >> Anonymous 12/09/11(Fri)20:01 No.32167231
    >>32167175
    It's true, no one loves ponies quite like MLPG.
    >> Gorodetsky !!vhc6VOBIJwW 12/09/11(Fri)20:02 No.32167242
    >>32167161

    Aw, that's cute.
    >> Anonymous 12/09/11(Fri)20:02 No.32167247
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    >>32167201
    And everyone who was already pink turns into a hipster.

    It begins.
    >> Anonymous 12/09/11(Fri)20:02 No.32167251
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    >>32167142
    This is a neat idea.
    >> P.Q. !!1sdy+4ko1Zl 12/09/11(Fri)20:02 No.32167257
    >>32167184

    I'm like ninety nine percent sure nothing would change in Pinkie Pie's behavior.
    >> Anonymous 12/09/11(Fri)20:02 No.32167258
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    If the mango coloured, redneck pony is a girl, why is her name jack?
    >> Anonymous 12/09/11(Fri)20:02 No.32167260
    Now I cant stop thinking about One Flew Over the Coco's Nest with the mane 6

    Old time elector therapy is worse then a lobotomy
    >> Anonymous 12/09/11(Fri)20:03 No.32167271
    >>32167214
    Yes, after all, they are creatures with sub-human intelligence, yet capable of manipulating forces that even we cannot understand.
    >> Anonymous 12/09/11(Fri)20:03 No.32167276
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    >>32167214
    Ponies are far too dangerous for thier own good. They need protection. Protection from themselves.
    >> Anonymous 12/09/11(Fri)20:03 No.32167283
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    >>32167247
    >> SB 12/09/11(Fri)20:03 No.32167284
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    >>32166688
    Sorry, missed this. I don't really have any preference.
    >> Leth !Leth/HQgHY 12/09/11(Fri)20:03 No.32167295
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    >>32167161
    Yeah, something like that.
    >> Anonymous 12/09/11(Fri)20:04 No.32167305
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    GUYS

    YOU HAVE 10 SECONDS TO BE AS PONYCHAN AS YOU CAN
    >> Anonymous 12/09/11(Fri)20:04 No.32167310
    >>32167277
    BECAUSE YOU GREW YOUR HAIR BACK YOU SILLY BITCH.
    >> Anonymous 12/09/11(Fri)20:04 No.32167317
    >>32167271
    >>32167276
    So its agreed

    Lobotomizing ponies is the right thing to do
    >> Anonymous 12/09/11(Fri)20:04 No.32167326
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    >>32167201
    It's happening as we speak.
    >> Terse !!cJ4MGVqvOKw 12/09/11(Fri)20:04 No.32167333
    >>32167305
    I LOVE EVERY LAST ONE OF YOU MOTHERFUCKERS. THERE, I SAID IT.
    >> Cazum 12/09/11(Fri)20:04 No.32167335
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    >> Anonymous 12/09/11(Fri)20:04 No.32167337
    >>32167305
    >ban
    >> Anonymous 12/09/11(Fri)20:04 No.32167339
    i'm okay when you guys get on to pony sex and pony alcohol and all that other stuff that's not really fluffy kids stuff but i do not like pony lobotomy
    >> Dr. White !!dfJ0fqhLacO 12/09/11(Fri)20:04 No.32167341
    >>32167305
    GUYS I WANT TO CHANGE MY MIDDLE NAME OH AND MY DADDY DIED IN A TERRORIST ATTACK AND NOW I AM SAD!
    >> Anonymous 12/09/11(Fri)20:04 No.32167342
    >>32167305
    PONIES TAUGHT ME VALUABLE LESSONS ABOUT FRIENDSHIP.
    >> Gorodetsky !!vhc6VOBIJwW 12/09/11(Fri)20:04 No.32167343
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    >>32167175
    >>32167214
    >>32167271
    >>32167276

    I really wish everyone would stop proving me right.
    It kind of sucks.
    >> Anonymous 12/09/11(Fri)20:04 No.32167344
    >>32167305
    LETS LOBOTOMIZE SOME PONIES!
    >> Anonymous 12/09/11(Fri)20:05 No.32167348
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    >>32167276
    If they could comprehend this fact, they would be thanking us.
    >> Anonymous 12/09/11(Fri)20:05 No.32167351
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    >>32167305
    LUNA IS MY FAVORITE PONE AND WAIFU
    >> Anonymous 12/09/11(Fri)20:05 No.32167352
    >it_begins.wav
    >smb2eurobeat20xspeed.mp3
    >> Anonymous 12/09/11(Fri)20:05 No.32167354
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    >>32167305
    CHECK OUT MY OC GUYS

    HE IS THE MILITARY LEADER OF EQUESTRIA AND CELESTIA'S RIGHT HAND MAN. CELESTIA HATES HIM BUT SHE HAS TO SUCK IT BECAUSE LUNA APPOINTED HIM!

    HIS FAVORITE WEAPONS ARE THE DESERT EAGLE, AND THE NUCLEAR SNIPER RIFLE.
    >> Anonymous 12/09/11(Fri)20:05 No.32167358
    >>32167344
    THAT'S /co/ IDIOT
    >> Anonymous 12/09/11(Fri)20:05 No.32167359
    >>32167343
    I really wish you stop.
    >> Anonymous 12/09/11(Fri)20:05 No.32167372
    >>32167305

    I WANT TO LIVE IN EQUESTRIA ABLOO BLOO BLOO

    ALSO I HAVE A PONY OC NAMED DARK NIGHT HE IS LIKE A MALE LUNA ONLY MORE POWERFUL THAN CELESTIA AND HE IS FRIENDS WITH EVERYONE EVEN THOUGH HE ACTS LIKE A DOUCHE.
    >> Anonymous 12/09/11(Fri)20:06 No.32167383
    >>32167326
    I really want an episode where Twilight/Rarity, AJ/Pinkie and Fluttershy/Dash paint each other and try to fool everyone
    >> Anonymous 12/09/11(Fri)20:06 No.32167384
    >>32167351
    HAHA
    >> Tex !!W3a+DuEfQ4Y 12/09/11(Fri)20:06 No.32167390
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    >>32167305
    I have people that do that for me.
    >> Anonymous 12/09/11(Fri)20:06 No.32167393
    >>32167343
    No one cares about you Goro, I didn't even know you existed until today.

    Get back to writing.
    >> Anonymous 12/09/11(Fri)20:07 No.32167402
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    >>32167201
    Maybe...
    >> Gorodetsky !!vhc6VOBIJwW 12/09/11(Fri)20:07 No.32167409
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    >>32167305

    SHIPPING TIME, U GUIS!

    I LOVE APPLE DASH, ANY OTHER SHIPPERS CAN'T BE MY FRIENDS! LOL, JK I LOVE YOU GUIS!
    >> Leth !Leth/HQgHY 12/09/11(Fri)20:07 No.32167412
    >>32167390
    Is there English hidden in there somewhere?
    >> Anonymous 12/09/11(Fri)20:07 No.32167427
    >>32167257
    What doesn Pinkie's brain taste like?
    >> Anonymous 12/09/11(Fri)20:07 No.32167429
    >>32167409
    >Posting appledash

    That is ponychan!
    >> Anonymous 12/09/11(Fri)20:08 No.32167444
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    >>32167326
    I see your Rainbow Dash and i raise you Luna.
    >> Deafdefiler !bll4ybGPow 12/09/11(Fri)20:08 No.32167446
    >>32167427
    Well, it probably doesn taste like peanuts.
    >> P.Q. !!1sdy+4ko1Zl 12/09/11(Fri)20:08 No.32167447
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    >>32167333

    I would stick my penis in your buttocks. sexually.
    >> Anonymous 12/09/11(Fri)20:08 No.32167448
    >>32167305

    >3 am
    >I should go to sleep
    >I'll just take a quick look at pony general
    >filename

    as my mistress commands
    >> Cazum 12/09/11(Fri)20:09 No.32167456
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    >>32167390
    oh lordy lord. I laughed.
    Maybe ponys should be lobotomizing some humans.
    >> Anonymous 12/09/11(Fri)20:09 No.32167460
    which pony is the best fuck
    >> Anonymous 12/09/11(Fri)20:09 No.32167463
    >>32167348
    But its not good to judge. We love them after all.
    >> Anonymous 12/09/11(Fri)20:09 No.32167469
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    Pinkie is coming.
    >> Knight 12/09/11(Fri)20:09 No.32167478
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    >>32166462
    Didn't say which ones.

    One more request, if anyone has any.
    >> Anonymous 12/09/11(Fri)20:10 No.32167492
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    So it begins.
    The pink-girl storm of our time.
    >> Anonymous 12/09/11(Fri)20:10 No.32167493
    >>32167446
    Not even Bavarian ones?
    >> SlyWit !tedl177Zx2 12/09/11(Fri)20:10 No.32167497
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    >>32167025
    A Stargate Scenario. Soo . . .

    Limited access only through small points in which one can cross.

    Probably, the team that would go over would be a small scouting team, sent to explore and establish contact. Establishing contact would give Equestria plenty of warning, as well as limit any possible invasion's access.

    Likely, the first course of action would be HOLYSHIT GUYS ALIEN LIFE AND ITS FUCKING ADORABLE.

    I imagine that there would be a rush to explore and learn first, some admittedly looking for things to exploit, others just for the scientific data. The pictures of ponies would instantly capture the imagination of the populace.

    I think the relationship would be positive, focusing on trade and mutual learning. It'd be too hard, costly, and ineffective to invade, and you'd have the entire population against the fact you're bombing a paradise of adorable and friendly ponies.

    Result: Happy End. People and ponies living a mostly symbiotic relationship.
    >> Anonymous 12/09/11(Fri)20:10 No.32167500
    >>32167478
    Pinkie Pie with glasses, reading a book.
    >> Tex !!W3a+DuEfQ4Y 12/09/11(Fri)20:10 No.32167501
    >>32167464
    Yes?
    >> Anonymous 12/09/11(Fri)20:11 No.32167506
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    >>32167469
    >> Anonymous 12/09/11(Fri)20:11 No.32167510
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    Did anyone say Spiderman Thread?
    >> Anonymous 12/09/11(Fri)20:11 No.32167511
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    >> Anonymous 12/09/11(Fri)20:11 No.32167516
    would you stick your penis in that underage horse non-sexually?
    >> Dr. White !!dfJ0fqhLacO 12/09/11(Fri)20:11 No.32167517
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    >>32167390
    TEX
    >> Anonymous 12/09/11(Fri)20:11 No.32167518
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    >>32167478
    Awesome, thanks!
    >> SlyWit !tedl177Zx2 12/09/11(Fri)20:11 No.32167519
    >>32166973
    Funny enough, I've been hinting at that idea in another fic of mine.
    >> Daftykins !!MeAv3tmNCUj 12/09/11(Fri)20:11 No.32167525
    >>32165736

    BITCH PLEASE, NTSTS IS MY MAN.

    Jesus fuck i'm so late sorry.
    >> Anonymous 12/09/11(Fri)20:12 No.32167530
    >>32167516
    Maybe
    >> Dr. White !!dfJ0fqhLacO 12/09/11(Fri)20:12 No.32167533
    >>32167478
    Librarian fluttershy
    >> Terse !!cJ4MGVqvOKw 12/09/11(Fri)20:12 No.32167543
    >>32167447
    Oh, P.Q. You do me too much honour.

    >>32167469
    >laughingdecapitatedTwilightSparkle.jpg
    >> Anonymous 12/09/11(Fri)20:12 No.32167545
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    Look into my eyes and tell me this isn't a jigglypuff thread.
    >> Anonymous 12/09/11(Fri)20:13 No.32167560
    >>32167348
    Yes, some species can be so ungrateful. They scream and cry and fight, but in the end they fall in line.
    >> Tex !!W3a+DuEfQ4Y 12/09/11(Fri)20:13 No.32167561
    >>32167517
    Cool beans, Dr. White.
    >> Anonymous 12/09/11(Fri)20:13 No.32167562
    Which pony is the sluttiest?
    >> Anonymous 12/09/11(Fri)20:13 No.32167565
    "Oh, quit yer bellyachin' sugarcube. 'T'ain't so bad."

    "YES IT IS! IT IS THE WORST POSSIBLE THING!"

    "So yah have a few more dresses tah make than usual. It'll be fine. 'Sides, yer just sewing some scraps tagether? How hard could it be?"

    "IT IS INCREDIBLY DIFFICULT! YOU HAVE NO IDEA, BECAUSE YOUR JOB IS SO MIND-NUMBINGLY EASY THAT YOU THINK ALL JOBS ARE SIMPLE!"

    "Uh... 'scuse me? Did you just call apple-buckin' 'easy'?"

    "YES! IT IS BORING, TEDIOUS, MINDLESS, STUPID, AND EASY WORK THAT ANY BARBARIAN COULD COMPLETE!"

    "Well girls, if you feel that way, why not make it a challenge? Let Rarity run the farm for a few days, and Applejack can run the boutique."

    In before Rarifags say she'd do a better job. In before AJfags say she'd do a better job.
    >> Anonymous 12/09/11(Fri)20:13 No.32167568
    >>32167545
    This is lobotomy general
    >> Anonymous 12/09/11(Fri)20:14 No.32167596
    >>32167562
    Rarity if you ask me.
    Or Dash. Actually Dash.
    >> Anonymous 12/09/11(Fri)20:14 No.32167605
    >Have you seen those ponies from canterlot? they've got fancy clothes. FANCY. CLOTHES.
    >> Anonymous 12/09/11(Fri)20:15 No.32167609
    >>32167562
    Rarity is canon.
    >> Anonymous 12/09/11(Fri)20:15 No.32167615
    >>32167565
    >Rarity has magic and harvests the entire crop in 20 minutes
    >> P.Q. !!1sdy+4ko1Zl 12/09/11(Fri)20:15 No.32167623
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    >>32167497

    A better question is how the populace would react to the fact that a cartoon world has turned out to be an alternate dimension. How would Lauren Faust react? More importantly, how would everyone react to -her-? How would we treat cartoons in general?

    No one ever seems to consider this with these hypotheticals. It almost seems like in the case of the hypothetical, MLP never existed.
    >> Daftykins !!MeAv3tmNCUj 12/09/11(Fri)20:15 No.32167626
    >>32167562

    All of them.
    >> Anonymous 12/09/11(Fri)20:15 No.32167629
    >>32167605
    I used to wear fancy clothes like you. Then I took a lobotomy to the head.
    >> Anonymous 12/09/11(Fri)20:15 No.32167632
    >>32167615
    Pretty much this but i still say only earth ponies can grow plants.
    >> Dr. White !!dfJ0fqhLacO 12/09/11(Fri)20:15 No.32167633
    >>32167562
    Dash has kissed the most in the show. I'll say her.
    >> Anonymous 12/09/11(Fri)20:16 No.32167635
    >>32167562

    Twilight would be all over the first dick she was presented with.
    >> Anonymous 12/09/11(Fri)20:16 No.32167640
    >>32167615
    She starts out fast, but then she notices she has to walk through dirt to get to the trees, and faints for 4 days.
    >> Gorodetsky !!vhc6VOBIJwW 12/09/11(Fri)20:16 No.32167655
    >>32167497

    A reasonable assessment, but it could easily go to hell. The second the leaders of the world realized there were creatures in Equestria that could control cosmic forces they would be at once amazed and terrified.

    Magic would also be a major point of contention. If magic was something humanity could learn it would create a rift, perhaps even a shift in political power here. On the other hand, if magic was only possibly through ponies some might go out of their way to capture these creatures in order to gain a political edge.

    This would all, obviously, assume ponies could also come here. Would there be racism against ponies? Even as I type that it sounds ridiculous, but then Iran seems to condemn just about everything (Pokemon, Rock and Roll, etc.) so I can't see them NOT seeing ponies as an affront to their religion.

    Maybe not a full-scale armed conflict, but the exist of ponies could lead to some kind of fighting.
    >> Anonymous 12/09/11(Fri)20:16 No.32167656
    >>32167633
    Kiss? Who? And dont say royal guard because that wasnt a kiss.
    >> Dr. White !!dfJ0fqhLacO 12/09/11(Fri)20:16 No.32167657
    >>32167615
    She's no where near Twilight's level.
    >> Anonymous 12/09/11(Fri)20:16 No.32167664
    >>32167562
    Ponies have magically repressed libidos and never get horny.
    >> Dr. White !!dfJ0fqhLacO 12/09/11(Fri)20:17 No.32167668
    >>32167656
    The parasprite.
    >> Anonymous 12/09/11(Fri)20:17 No.32167670
    >>32167565
    It's already been thoroughly proven that Applejack has no fucking idea how to make a dress.
    >> P.Q. !!1sdy+4ko1Zl 12/09/11(Fri)20:17 No.32167690
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    >> Anonymous 12/09/11(Fri)20:18 No.32167691
    >>32167655
    Not to mention, the surface of Equestria is COVERED IN PRECIOUS GEMS.
    >> Anonymous 12/09/11(Fri)20:18 No.32167692
    >>32167629
    >>32167629
    >save the town from Ursa Major
    >oh i remember you, you're the new owner of the library
    >so you do what? read books?
    >;_;
    >> SlyWit !tedl177Zx2 12/09/11(Fri)20:18 No.32167698
    >>32167623
    True, most of these scenarios have the unspoken rule that the cartoon in question doesn't exist.

    I suspect that people would start investigating the idea that some fictionalized accounts are actually people who have brains psychically linked with other worlds. I've met authors that legitimately believed that when they told stories, they were peaking in on other worlds they had no control over.
    >> LD, That Berret Dude 12/09/11(Fri)20:18 No.32167700
    >mnfw this thread
    So anyway, I'm gonna go ahead and stream me drawing this page now. Just tossing that out there.
    >> Anonymous 12/09/11(Fri)20:18 No.32167703
    >>32167670
    But she can sell shit.
    >> Anonymous 12/09/11(Fri)20:18 No.32167708
    >>32167642
    >>32167642
    >>32167642
    >>32167642
    >>32167642
    >>32167642
    >>32167642
    >>32167642
    >>32167642
    >>32167642
    PINK THREAD
    >> Terse !!cJ4MGVqvOKw 12/09/11(Fri)20:19 No.32167717
    >>32167690
    You already missed >>32167629, dude.
    >> Gorodetsky !!vhc6VOBIJwW 12/09/11(Fri)20:19 No.32167719
    >>32167691

    Oh no. We really WOULD have to make Equestria safe for Democracy, wouldn't we?
    >> Anonymous 12/09/11(Fri)20:19 No.32167721
    >>32167692
    >"So you can cast a few spells. Am I supposed to be impressed?"
    >> Anonymous 12/09/11(Fri)20:19 No.32167730
    >>32167690
    Too slow.
    >>32167629
    >> SlyWit !tedl177Zx2 12/09/11(Fri)20:21 No.32167811
    >>32167655
    With the western nations still being the powerhouses, and how we would see another sentient creature, if any attempts were made by other countries to do this on any large scale, they'd probably be quickly crushed by the ponies themselves, utilizing magic and backed by NATO.

    Perhaps on small, secret scales, some countries might try to capture and experiment on ponies, just like there is a large blackmarket sex-trafficking business, but I doubt whole governments would be able to back anything like this.


    Racism? With eyes that cute? I kind of doubt it. They'd probably be seen as a novelty or annoyence at worst.
    >> P.Q. !!1sdy+4ko1Zl 12/09/11(Fri)20:22 No.32167832
    >>32167717
    >>32167730

    I blame the Khajit. They're somehow responsible for this.

    >>32167692

    >Stay out of trouble, mud pony
    >> SlyWit !tedl177Zx2 12/09/11(Fri)20:22 No.32167841
    >>32167719
    This would assume that trade wouldn't be a VASTLY more economically solution.
    >> Anonymous 12/09/11(Fri)20:23 No.32167864
    >>32167703
    Not even she could sell that mess she made. Well, maybe it could do as work clothes or something.
    >> P.Q. !!1sdy+4ko1Zl 12/09/11(Fri)20:25 No.32167924
    >>32167698

    >people who have brains psychically linked with other worlds. I've met authors that legitimately believed that when they told stories, they were peaking in on other worlds they had no control over

    I used that angle about halfway through Pony Quest. At the time it was a cheap cop out but the more I've thought about it the more I just... like it. To me, though, it's not so much that their brains are linked to the world, but it's more that as soon as they think of the world, it is created. Think of it like Shrodinger's Cat: until they think of it, it has no reason to exist, but once they think of it, -that- is what causes it to exist. It's almost like Chalk Zone, but instead of drawing shit and erasing it, an infinite number of alternate dimensions are just constantly being created.

    Probably an insane theory, but there is something about it that makes me feel warm and fuzzy inside. It just makes life seem so much more interesting. Especially when I consider the possibility that our dimension only exists because someone in another dimension hypothesized it.
    >> Anonymous 12/09/11(Fri)20:25 No.32167927
    >>32167691
    >Equestria
    >covered with gems

    All of which would revert to the base rock and soil they were originally formed from the moment they were taken from the magic-saturated world of Equestria to a world where there is no magic "gem creating" power.
    >> Anonymous 12/09/11(Fri)20:27 No.32167971
    >>32167927
    What's your basis for that theory?

    "Reverting" to a previous form requires an expenditure of new energy, not the removal of old energy.
    >> Anonymous 12/09/11(Fri)20:28 No.32167988
    >>32167924
    And the kicker is that once they're created they've always existed.
    >> SlyWit !tedl177Zx2 12/09/11(Fri)20:28 No.32168004
    >Probably an insane theory, but there is something about it that makes me feel warm and fuzzy inside. It just makes life seem so much more interesting. Especially when I consider the possibility that our dimension only exists because someone in another dimension hypothesized it.

    Those fuckers didn't imagine NEARLY enough cool shit.
    >> Anonymous 12/09/11(Fri)20:28 No.32168011
    >>32167924
    >You get hurled through dimensions and end up in Equestria

    >You're overjoyed until you realize

    >It's the Futashy version.
    >> P.Q. !!1sdy+4ko1Zl 12/09/11(Fri)20:29 No.32168023
    >>32167988

    This guy gets me.
    >> SlyWit !tedl177Zx2 12/09/11(Fri)20:29 No.32168024
    >>32167988
    The problem I'd have with theories like this is that people can easily imagine a universe that isn't internally consistent.
    >> Anonymous 12/09/11(Fri)20:29 No.32168038
    >>32168004
    What if they were intentionally imagining a mundane world? Maybe that's why humans have a base yearning for the strange and supernatural.
    >> Anonymous 12/09/11(Fri)20:31 No.32168074
    >>32168024
    Why is there a reason for things to be internally consistent?

    After all, the greatest scientific minds have always wondered why laws of science exist. There is no logical reason for things to follow rules at all! It is theoretically far more likely that a universe would exist in absolute chaos, with nothing ever certain.
    >> P.Q. !!1sdy+4ko1Zl 12/09/11(Fri)20:32 No.32168116
    >>32168024

    It's not like you can think "what if there was a world where everyone was a bipedal penis," though. You've gotta put a little effort into it. You have to know what they would look like in the utmost detail, you have to have at least a base description of the geography of their world. What if you imagined a world populated by creatures, but did not consider the air they are breathing? Suddenly there's no oxygen, there is only carbon dioxide, and they suffocate. Congratulations, you are now more or less responsible for genocide.

    ...or, I am. Dear God what have I done.
    >> SlyWit !tedl177Zx2 12/09/11(Fri)20:33 No.32168131
    >>32168038
    Truth be told, our world is anything but mundane.

    I often imagine it's the Drama Channel for higher beings who have universes set up for each genre of TV

    Musical Universe is really, really cool.

    >>32168074
    A story with a setting that contradicts itself shouldn't really be able to function.

    Or just universes with appallingly bad writing
    >> Anonymous 12/09/11(Fri)20:34 No.32168154
    >>32167971
    Just my head-canon:

    Equestria is a land saturated with magical power. It affects everything in it, from the movements of the stars to the creation of gemstones. Gems in Equestria are actually organic magical growths, caused when an excess amount of Earth magic somehow gets concentrated in one location. The excess magical power converts the local rock and soil into gemstones. (This is why Equestrian dragons like to eat gems, the magic contained in them helps them grow).

    However, if you removed one of these magically grown gems from the ambient magical field, the magical power that sustains the gem's form would dissipate, and it would revert back to the rock and soil it was formed from.



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