Let's see if we can pony this time without mysterious 404s

baw.

WHO WOULD YOU DROP ACID WITH

WHY

AND HOW MANY TIMES WOULD YOU PUNCH FACELESS

Christmas episodes are rarely, if ever, good.

inb4 404

nice mask

>>32147728
Who are you and why you use capslock all the time?

>>32147730
All too true.

Why is there porn of Sweetie Belle's VA.

This is horrible.

>>32147728
HA HA CAPSLOCK LOOKIT ME LOOKIT ME


this is tedious.

>>32147740
>capslock
>not holding down the shift key
>in 2011

Off to bed, you are all rid of me! Rejoice!

>>32147738
thanks

>>32147740
I WROTE ABOUT A THIRD OF A STORY IM MARCH OR JUNE OR WHATEVER

IM USING CAPSLOKC BECAUSE IM TOO DRUNK TO GIVE A FUCK ABOUT CRUISE CONTROL

WINSTON RELATED PROTIP: IF I'M DRUNK, IM GONNA POST. IF IM NOT, I MIGHT DROP IN AND LURK A WHILE. TAKE A GUESS WHATS GOING ON RIGHT NOW.

>>32147749
There isn't.
There, there mustn't be.

>>32147749
what
link

>>32147748

>christmas episode
>bad
>ponies in cute winter clothing errywhere
>implying this is ever a bad thing.

>>32147724
>she thinks her dad's death is a big deal

>>32147787
Best we got last year was a scarf

>>32147798
to her it is, you insensitive fuck

>>32147770
>I WROTE ABOUT A THIRD OF A STORY IM MARCH OR JUNE
So what, we get a lot of shitty uninteresting histories here.
>IM USING CAPSLOKC BECAUSE IM TOO DRUNK TO GIVE A FUCK ABOUT CRUISE CONTROL
So, you are a 16 year old kid that thinks being drunk is cool?

>>32147787
Dude. Dude... what if

What if the Christmas episode was focused, you still with me?

If it was focused Rainbow Dash.

>>32147798

>>32147768
ssshhh don't look at him, rule of /co/ is not to be friends with Jason Voorhees

>>32147787
>Clothes
>Cute
I just... I don't even GET you people sometimes.

>>32147798
That's harsh dude

>>32147787
MOST Christmas shows don't have cute winter pone!

>>32147813
>>32147813
nope

>>32147813
Then it would be the best episode ever!

>>32147812
>not grippin an' sippin your two cans o' cider and enjoying a buzz

being wasted is the new 'in'

>>32147813
It'd be a bad episode

This is the best picture from the best "ask" tumblr.

>>32147822
I think it's someone with a case of TEH EDGY.

>>32147813
>Another Dash Episode.
Episode ruined.

>>32147813

>focused on Dash
>inb4 22 minutes of Dash being a dick during the pageant and trying to fuck it up for everyone because she thinks the holiday is stupid and uncool

Oh man, get a load of this guy.

>>32147833
>OC

>>Christmas Episode
>>Trixie is the Grinch
yfw

>>32147833
I disagree.
http://carnisclopcorner.tumblr.com/post/13930912312/milfs

>Hasbro resigned their MLP page
>Bottom of page has link titled Yo Brony!
>MFW it's a high-res PDF of the Comic Con poster

>>32147812
>So, you are a 16 year old kid that thinks being drunk is cool?
NOT REALLY. I JUST GET A KICK OUT OF BEING OBNOXIOUS.

>>32147833
> oc
fukc off

I don't know what to think about this pony thing. It seems like in the space of a week a quarter of the people I see around suddenly have pony pictures. And then that same week my daughter got one of the toys based on the NEW PONIES. And then all my friends started talking about them. It's like the things are stalking me. Padding after me in the night on their unnatural hoofless pony feet. Nuzzling contentedly against the outside of the door as I sleep. Waiting for me to make one mistake.

>>32147855
Oh well, putting you on my filter anyway

>>32147861
>>32147847
>Carnifexs' OC
>Artist OC
go be anal retentive elsewhere

>>32147849
TRIXIE THREAD?

>>32147863

You could always give it a try? We won't jump you if you don't like it like ponychan would.

>>32147863
>Nuzzling contentedly against the outside of the door as I sleep
That sounds so menacingly adorable.

>>32147852
> "That belongs to the baby!"
> BONER.
Okay, boner, she's pregnant and that's hot and all, but ... lactation?
> DOUBLE BONER
But it's a goddamn goo girl sucking her sweet tender milk-filled teats.
> TOO BONER TO MOVE

>>32147873
No, Dash thread!

>>32147853
NUOH MY GOD

>>32147866
GO AHEAD, I DON'T REALLY MIND. IT'S NOT LIKE I EVER HAVE ANYTHING IMPORTANT TO SAY. YOU'RE NOT MISSING OUT ON MUCH.

BUT IF I REALLY DON'T MIND WHY AM I TELLING YOU I DON'T MIND?

OH RIGHT. ALCOHOL.

>>32147887
> FREE SHIPPING
I'm okay with this on so many levels.

>>32147873
>>32147884
Stop it! Stop. You're both, you're both terrible.

>>32147887
>FREE SHIPPING

ALL THE SHIPPING

>>32147798

Looks like someone has a case of "TEH EDGY XDDDDD"

>>32147887
SHIPPING CONFIRMED CANON

FUCK YOU DASHFAN TRIXIE

>>32147882
Here's the coup de grace

Cteno is the "father"

>>32147884
Nope.Twilight Thread.

>>32147887
>FREE SHIPPING

>>32147884
so FAT thread?

>>32147867
Sorry, but no. Carnifex's self-caricature is a tan pony with an executioner's mask. Velvet is a character he invented so his OC could fuck something without pissing anybody off, and then for some fucking reason he decided to go ponychan with it.

But oh, it's okay because he's doing it 'sexily'!

There really is no image on my computer to appropriately convey my disdain for his bullshit.

>>32147903
Well, go and fuck yourself with a cactus Trixiefag.

>>32147852
>>32147861

It's an "ask" blog. How different is this from giving characterization to a background pony?

>>32147852

All right, I did come across this at least once before, and yeah, it's pretty awesome. I just like Velvet here's characterization. The way she has a business, interacts with other characters once in a while, etc.

>>32147915
Nope, only magician ponies allowed. Get out of here bookworm.

>>32147915

Nope. Rarity thread,

>>32147937
Who the fuck are you?

>>32147902
>copying a different post >>32147836
>2011

>>32146793
OKAY, YEAH, SERIOUSLY, FUCK CARS. TOY STORY WAS BETTER HURR DURR GEDDIT?

ALSO, LATE CONTINUATION IS LATE. I'M SLOWWWWWWWW.

>>32147937
I wouldn't bring up the OC/BG Characters argument point if I were you.

>>32147912
Wasn't Cteno the one who got pregnant and gave birth? Velvet having milk makes no sense at all.

>>32147942
>name and trip nobody recognizes
>supporting an OC
>Dash fan
Seems we have a ponychan on our hands.

>>32147920
>>32147920
>>32147920
>>32147920
>>32147920
>>32147920
OH JESUS CHRIST WHAT THE FUCK ALKHFLKAHNL KJFEGFDFA

>all the fanbases fighting
Just give up already, Trixie is clearly never coming back, let me just have this.

>>32147833
I see your Carnifex and raise you this beauty.

>>32147941
This is fantastic.

>>32147962

>>32147956
http://carnisclopcorner.tumblr.com/post/13931078340/some-personal-theories

>>32147912
> BONER IS SO CONFUSED RIGHT NOW
It'll take a full-fledged 'prostate stimulation' thread to kill it now! You monster!

>>32147926

>>32147971
>I fucked up, so here's a bullshit 'theory' that explains everything

>>32147867
>>Artist OC
SO FUCKING WHAT?
Does it automatically justifies something or what?

>>32147947

It's funny because I actually did.

>>32147971
>that flutterape

Why boner.

>>32147985
Eh, it makes for interesting concepts.

like "forced" non-pregnancy lactation

>>32147985
> 'Femjuice'
If she can draw on DNA to produce some half-clone through pseudo-parthogenesis, all she needs is a skin sample or saliva or something.

All this sounds like is him having NO IDEA WHERE THE EGG IS.

>>32147956

>we have a ponychan on our hands.

100% guilty. Wait, what's wrong with "defending an OC" if it's a legitimately funny ask blog?

Whenever a topic like this comes up, I have to ask myself: Who is more "autistic" Someone who does something strange on the internet, or a group of people who piss and moan about something they cant control that is strange on the inernet?

>>32147951

I LIKE IT. I agree Toy Story was much better.I'll draw up a continuation tomorrow, I promise little Anon.

>>32148005
We only like tripfags that actually contribute here, if you can't draw or have any other talent please leave this place

>>32148013
The answer is everyone wins the Autism Merit Badge.

>>32148005
NO, YOU ARE FALLING INTO THE TRAP.

DON'T DEFEND THE OC NOW.

JUST KEEP POSTING ABOUT THINGS YOU ENJOY.

>>32148013
Whoever's not me is the most autistic.

Everytime.

>>32148013

Someone who has a trip and doesn't contribute jack shit.

let's talk about princess cadence and how many dildos she can fit in her vag

>>32147989
It's like a merit badge. As opposed to Artist OCs who've drawn tons for the community, there are the non-artist OCs ala Ponychan and /b/, where they do jack shit and only dick around with their OCs for everything ever.

Artist OCs are mainly for co-interaction between one another and/or ask tumblrs which are basically just more requests for drawing.

TL;DR
would you rather prefer if everyone in here posted pictures of their alleged OCs all the time, or would you prefer we keep it to a selective bunch of characters personas made up by artists?

>>32148022
>We only like tripfags that actually contribute here

>>32148005
How about instead of trying to understand unexplainable differences between boards, you go back to where this kind of bullshit is acceptable?

>>32147998
I like how he starts up commissions at $20 for a two-character sketch, $35 for the same lined, and $70 for full-colors, and then has the gall to put a fucking donations button on his DA page.

Welp.

Leave it to Fluttershy, eh?

F:E anon. Still stuck reading endlessly. And I have shit to do tomorrow too. Oh well

>>32148039
Who the fuck is that?
>>32148046
Yeah, we hate everyone here. But non-contributing tripfags with a passion.

>>32148047
If the market was there, fuck I would put up $70 commissions.

>>32148014
Yeah, I was actually about to hop on to bed for the day, since it's way too late now. I'll be seeing ya then, Dafty. This shit is kind of fun.

>>32148047
Oh please, everyone has a donation button nowadays. It's like facebook.

>>32148039
Stop right there.

What is the source of this image?

LETS TALK ABOUT HAPPIER THINGS.

DONT WE HAVE A NEW EPISODE TOMORROW

LETS TALK ABOUT HOW GREAT THAT WILL BE.

>>32148040
>Having OC's
>Trying to claim any OC deserves to exist
>Implying /co/ has or even see's ponychan's OC's
Just stop.

>>32148062
Go to sleep, man. It'll be there when you're done with the shit you have to do.

>>32148069
>>32148063
http://www.equestriadaily.com/2011/12/mystery-pony-duo-at-hasbro-world-hq.html

>>32148076
Woo spike goes rampant woo godzilla woo morale.

>>32148070
No, I'm not going to rage, you aren't going to make me rage, I'm better than you.

>>32148070
looks shopped

Hey.
I'm back if anyone remembers me.
Should I continue where I left off or go to bed?

>>32148088
Tried. Can't. Too weak.

>>32148076
I like the idea of spike having a 'growth spurt', and getting to see what he looks like when he's older, but how will he become smaller again? He cant just stay as a middle to large sized dragon in ponyville

>>32148084
That's exactly my point. We're not Ponychan when it comes to OCs. that alone is not a justifier, but couple it with only liking the OCs that artists have made by respect of their continual contribution.

Or don't, and just be a prissy dickbag who couldn't give a fuck about artists in the first place anyhow.

>>32148118
>Too weak
Good. Goood.

>>32148117
>Should I continue where I left off or go to bed?
Leave and never come back

>>32148120
IMAGINE THE REACTIONS TO HIS SIZE

THEY CANNOT IGNORE HIS GIRTH

>>32148121
what exactly is the appeal of OCs to you? I don't understand why people even want them at all

Back to the safety of anonymity.
The moral of the story, never try to do anything.

>>32148124
Couldn't even read the first 10 posts before shouting profanities.

>>32148047

While I've never had a problem with 4chan's abrasive culture, I apparently fail completely at understanding it.

I thought the association of "tripfag = dickwad who thinks he's important" was starting to die out. Eh.

I will say that I discovered the "Ask Velvet" blog with no knowledge about who drew it or what was up with it, only that it was cute and well written.

Sweetie Belle is cute.

>>32148152
They give artists a 'face' so to speak, in the community.

Don't get me wrong, the deluge of flash-game-created static ponychan OCs can burn in hellfire for all I care.

>>32148144
Season two has been all about the fetishes hasnt it?
Corruption, hypnostism, gigantism/growth.
I don't remember it being like this in the first season, is that just me?
I'm not retarded enough to think this is on purpose, calm down. I'm not shouting >fanservice.

>>32148047
>giving people free money when I could use that money to buy food

loooool

>>32148152
On one level, at least, it gives others a face to associate with an artist. There might be other stuff, but that's what I figure and it's what I'll stick with.

>>32148174
Nobody said anything about tripfags, just one self-important artist who took what was a funny little ask blog based on nothing and turned it into ponychan-esque RP bullshit.

>>32148196
he said fanservice.

Rage time.

>>32148184
but if that is the objective why wouldn't they draw themselves... and why do they need a "face in the community" at all? MS is probably the biggest artist in the fandom and he doesn't have an OC
in fact none of the really good artists do, they draw fan art of the show and take requests

I made myself a BITCH SHIT STEAM ICON

and now I'M FUCKING POSTING IT HERE.

>>32148217
> he wants to fuck the horses without the 'fanservice'

>>32148181

I agree.

'>>32147719
D'aww, Twisti is adorkable pone.

>>32148196
I love fetishes. Especially when they're mine.

Fuck yeah macro/micro episode

>>32148226
>making a big deal out of steam Icons
>2011
Really.

>>32148196
I'm waiting for lactation.

>>32148242
>>32148196
>Your faces when spike only grows marginally larger than the ponies

>>32148246
IT'S ALREADY HERE NIGGER.

DO SOMETHING ABOUT IT.

>>32148251
> lactation
... I mean, there are those baby ponies, so that implies they give milk, so ...

>>32148255

>>32148267
>Let the mating begin!

>>32148255
Tough to "threaten the town" when you aren't any bigger than a diamond dog.

When I was like 13, I found fanfiction of GEN1 spike getting huge and raping a bunch of ponies to death.

Traumatized for life.

WHERES GLITTER GLUE

THIS IS HIS KIND OF CONVERSATION

>>32148303
Well when has the episode went exactly according to our predictions? Didn't we think most of the Rarity episode would happen in Ponyville?

>>32148264
>(dot dot dot) (dot dot dot)

would you lick the nubile, yet plump and fuzzy teat of Twilight until the milk starts flowing freely from her?

>>32148291
"GEE thanks dock! I sure am hungry!"

>>32148196
>Season two has been all about the fetishes hasnt it?

holy fuck you are dumb retard

>>32148309
Thank you for that, now that is forever ingrained into my mind.

A new fetish.

>>32148314
>Dock
Fucking spell fail

>>32148303
He breathes fire!

>>32148313
Do you even have to ask?

>>32148313
Only if I can do it as she groans and coos as I pleasure her digitally, hips grinding to drive a fingertip just right inside her.

>>32148344
>pleasure her digitally
nigga what

>>32148313
>>32148344
Last time I browse MLPG at school...

>>32148365
finger her.

>>32148365
It means "with fingers," and also my cue to leave MLPG to go sleep.

I CAN FEEL IT WEARING OFF
IM GOING TO HAVE MILK AND COOKIES AND GO TO SLEEP BEFORE I HAVE A CHANCE TO GO APESHIT OVER THE RETARDED SHIT I DID TONIGHT.

I REALLY DON'T LIKE THE STUPID SHIT I DO WHEN IM DRUNK. IM SURE YOU DONT APPRECIATE IT EITHER. GOOD THING FOR ME IM NOT SOBER ENOUGH TO GET TO THE SELF-HATRED QUITE YET.

ON TO THE COOKIES.

>That feel when i just ordered something off bad dragon.

I was a normal person a year and a half ago. I've fallen so far.

>>32148365
He means with his fingers

>>32148366
That's what you get for being in public.

Unless you happen to be home-schooled.

>>32148385
I have my back against the wall and no one can see the screen at least.

>>32148381
It better not be a mare vagina or a flared stallion cock

All fillies out of the pool.

Big pony swim is up next.

>>32148366
>ponying outside the safety of a tripple locked room with the shades drawn
idiot.

>>32148382
> he
HA.

>>32148394
c-can i have some porn of grown-up applebloom before i go

>>32148381
Just think of it as being liberated.

>>32148381
You ARE a horrible person, you should probably just kill yourself.
One of my friends lives on Narse's street, and he tells me it CONSTANTLY smells like burning latex.
You should not support that.
you monster.

>>32148391
why are you so scared of people seeing spoilered text from far away? you should be more concerned with the suggestive pony pics.

>>32148415
People seeing the text is not the problem here.

>>32148409
you really mean to say he doesnt have a proper fucking manufacturing center

what the strawberry-scented fuck

>>32148405
get out of here nathan

>>32148381
I think if that ever happened to me, I would literally commit seppuku.

Like, because I think that is the only way to kill myself that would be painful enough for me to feel like forgiving myself. I would literally go out, buy a sword, and disembowel myself sooner than I would buy something off baddragon of my own volition.

>Browsing MLPG at work

What a bad idea.

>>32148381

>>32148432
but i hate nathan

havent you been here this whole time

im the obnoxious douchebag who gets drunk and allcapses on mlpg all night once in a blue moon

nathan is a faggot

im drunk whats your excuse

>>32148440
Yeah, huge waste of money when hands are perfectly fine.

>>32148393
>not buying a 14.8 inch long flared stallion cock dildo expanding from 9 inches in circumference at the shaft to 12.5 inches in circumference at the head and pleasuring yourself daily

You are now imagining Sweet Tart (Sarcastic peanut butter mom pony) as Lydia in Skyrim.

Is this awesome? y/n

>>32148468
STOP

TALKING

>>32148425
Would you let a pony stroke your aching bulge concealed in your pants while she's looking deep into your eyes?

>>32148440
> getting that cranked up about buying a sex toy, 'off-color' or no
Christ, what are you, 12?

They're weird dragon- and alien-cockroach shaped ones, but come on, they're no more strange or eery than any other sex toys.

And if you think TOYS THEY AMS SO WEIRD SERIOUSLY I AM GOING TO KILL MYSELF FOR FINDING SOMETHING WEIRD SEXUALLY PLEASURABLE

WHY WOULD YOU EVEN LIKE OTHER DICKS THAT'S LIKE SERIOUSLY NON-LEVITICAN YOU SHOULD JUST CUT YOUR DICK OFF NOW BEFORE YOU MAKE OTHERS GAY FROM PASSING ON THE GAY

>>32148473
Dunno, I only played Skyrim for like one hour, the I got bored of it

>>32148473
I dont want sarcastic mom pones head to be impaled on a sword in the middle of nowhere

Fuck this gay earth. How about these ponies?

>>32148473
We call her Sparkler here.
Kinda awesome. But I always leave Lydia at Whiterun anyway.

>>32148473
She's carrying my burdens, I have already broken her.

>>32148473
> Sweet Tart and Berry Punch
D'aww, that's cute-
> JD bottle
My word that woman likes her party liquor.

>>32148484
T... That post actually confused me.

Am I that drunk or was it just that badly worded.

>>32148483
... Yes.

>>32148483
You're not helping now.

This story...

Gawdammit. I want to stop reading, to pretend I hadn't started. It's just not happening.

Depressed as fuck, though. Happened during stock Fallout too though so it's less ponies and more the entire setting of "world kills itself". The fact it's with ponies just makes it all the worse

I am the weakest anon

>>32147811
>>32148333

>>32148479
You know it also comes with a cumtube for an authentic, messy experience.

>>32148517
SUCKS
TO
BE
YOU

>>32148483
... Before or after I'm into it?

Because if it's before, well, Fluttershy needs to learn boundaries.

>>32148483

We're probably past the point where making a crack about a wingboner would be anything but forced and juvenile.

So here's something that still makes me giggle like an idiot.

>>32148511
And then she'd tenatively lean her head closer and closer, until she gently clasps her teeth at your zipper and pulls down as the button pops free and the pants slide down, letting your pre-dripping aching boner pitch a full tent in your underwear?

>>32148473

I hear there was a clopfic about her where she was being sarcastic called "Sargasm" or something. Anyone have a link to it?

>>32148484
You sound upset. What're you getting so worked up about?

Personal issues? Family doesn't like you buying dildos?

>>32148517
Go into sleep mode, leth.

>>32148513
Like I said, man, take a break.

>>32148517
Was a decoy, I wasn't sure whether to trust this new thread or not.

>>32148535
>wingboners are juvenile
>posts an out of context screencap with a caption

Whatever you say boss.

>>32148504

Who the hell is Sweet Tart?

>>32148545
No, I'm just saying getting all analflustered about furry sex toys is about as dumb as listening to a 13-year-old boy explain why he'd never fuck a black chick.

"Because, y'know, they're ... different down there. And stuff."

>>32148333

>>32148545
His only personal issue is that he doesn't have any friends to be his kaishakunin, so he can't commit sodoku.

>>32148498
YOU call her Sparkler. That's a dumb as fuck name.

>>32148527

>>32148562
Read the filename. It's that sarcastic mom pony from Mare Do Well.

>>32148542
I'm not even wearing jeans god damn it, only sweatpants and I need to get up soon.

>>32148535
Are we doing a giggle-like-an-idiot thread?

>>32148576
No, that's Sparkler. That's been Sparkler since season 1.

>>32148567
You COULD commit sodoku without a kaishakunin, it would just be incredibly horrifyingly painful.

That's the point.

>>32148527
> authentic
Uh ... Wait, how would you compare that with 'authentic' dragons?

>>32148562
Sarcastic Pony.
I call her Mitsubishi.
No one else ever will.

>>32148550
I know I should, I know this is affecting me in a bad way. It's not helping.

I shoulda stopped at the prologue, but NOOOO my curiosity just had to exist.

>>32148572
Well, I just call her Sarcastic Pony to tell the truth. But I've heard Sparkler more often.

>>32148576
>sarcastic mom pony

>>32148572

>tab back
>hey guys what's goin on in h-

Why is this pony smearing peanut butter on her ass?

>>32148577
And then she gently rubs her nose against your nuts, licking and slurping at your girth through your underwear while she inhales your musk, until you pull your underwear down by yourself, your dick springing up from its conceal to slap gently against her nose?

>>32148572
Oh man, peanut butter on asses is my fetish

>>32148563
Look, all I'm saying is that I would not like to buy furry sex toys, because I am not a furry, and I don't need sex toys to keep me company in place of a woman.

You don't need to get so defensive like it's an attack on you. I wasn't trying to imply that you're the kind of person who would like to get fucked by an animal.

You probably are, based on your later posts, though.

>>32148611
Okay, okay, the OTHER ONE WITH PEANUT BUTTER.

>>32148583
>>32148589
>>32148572

Oh it [b]IS[/b] Sparkler!

I only know her because apparently she's Dinky's sister. I had no idea what her mark was.

>>32148577
>sweatpants
>in public
you wrought this on yo'saelf.

>>32148583
HER NAME IS CHANGED

IT'S SWEET TART NOW

"Sweet" for the sexy voice, "Tart" for the deliciously sarcastic personality.

>>32148613
I know right, like she'd do something like that.
Everyone know she'd just mock you or your penis through the whole act.

>>32148582
This one here makes me laugh like a bitch.

Why would somebody take a waifu picture on a plane? Why!

>>32148628
> real food
> on a plane
I'm jealous.

>>32148622
didnt you say you were going to sleep

come to think of it

didnt i say i was having coookies

but there sno cookies in front of me

be right back rectifying cookie dilemma

>>32148623

>[b]

>>32148623
>bbc code
>4chan

>>32148623

durr i know how to use forums

>>32148611
Why can't they both be sarcastic, sexy mom ponies together?

If male MLP fans are "Bronies", what are the female fans?

Ho-nies?

>>32148624
I didn't have any clean jeans!
>>32148615
...I need to mark this thread for later use when I get home

I made a Fluttershy because she is prettiest pone.

http://i.imgur.com/674Wf.jpg

This is literally the best thing I've ever made. I learned a lot. I learned that watercolors blend unless you tell them not to. I learned that I'm bad at art. I learned that I don't know how to make a butterfly. I learned that Fluttershy is prettiest pone. I learned that 4chan still won't let me upload images.

>>32148659

Bronies too.

>>32148659
>if male MLP fans
nope
nope
nope
nope
getout
get out
get out
get out
get out
get out
get out

>>32148659
No, pegasisters.

>>32148659
I am a male fan, and I consider being called a brony an insult.

>>32148659
Pegasisters, it sounds even more retarded than bronies

>>32148659

>ho-nies

Okay, I laughed.

>>32148653
> Why can't they be sarcastic and sexy mom ponies together
> together
... So peanut butter is the new SHIPPING FUEL?

>>32148667
>>32148621
>>32148667
I LEARNED IM STILL INTOXICATED AND I HAVE YET TO GET UP AND GET MY COOKIES

WHY ME WHY I KNOW YOU LIKE COOKIES SO WHY HAVENT YOU GOTTEN UP YET

>>32148659
BRO IS A GENDER NEUTRAL TERM WHEN USED IN THIS FASHION

>>32148653
>Sweet Tart-SMP-Sparkler x Berry Punch
Oh God. I want this.

Peanut butter and alcohol lickings.

>>32148672
We chose bronies because bro is gender neutral term

>>32148667
I'd say learn to draw first before you go on to coloring. Use guide circles and guide lines to properly proportion and shape your pony.

NIGHTLY DOSE

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ez90azx4LKk

>>32148659
There are no male MLP fans, anon. That'd be weird.

>>32148671
>>32148659
>>32148672
>>32148674
>>32148675


I fucking hate the term "pegasister." Not being able to settle for a unisex term for the motherfucking My Little Pony fanbase makes a negative amount of sense.

>>32148692
> peanut butter sammiches
> Tom Collins nightcaps
YES.

>>32148666
She then sizes your cock with her hungry eyes, rubbing at it to really get a good whiff of your strong scent, and she prods in between your foreskin with her tongue, circling around it just to tease you, until she suddenly envelops the entirety of your rock-hard girth in her wet and warm mouth?

>>32148692

Plus you'd have to be drunk to put up with Sarcastic Mom's shit.

>>32148704
...shit I've gotta run now

>>32148695
>we

>>32148698
I actually did that. I admittedly did it pretty lazily.

>>32148689
Fuck I wish I was done with my finals so I could get wasted and MLP general all night. And maybe actually spend time on arts so I can get better.

>>32148702
needing a name for the motherfucking MLP fanbase is incredibly stupid to being with

>>32148708
ALREADY TAKEN CARE OF

I FIND IT QUITE ENDEARING ACTUALLY.

Hahahaha WOW holy shit. A++ Hasbro.

>>32148713
That's when she bites down with all her might and severs the flesh and tendons, to chew on your cock and swallow down the chunks as you pass out from the pain.

>>32148704
Why in god's green earth am I fucking a horse?

Cake Orgy.
Thanks for the new fetish. One ticket for the Mind Eraser, please.

>>32148704

I don't know how this happened, but in my head it's Fluttershy.

I think "should not want" is the term.

>>32148718
LET ME KNOW WHEN YOU PLAN ON PONYING UNDER THE INFLUENCE

WE'LL SHIT UP THE GENERAL TOGETHER

>>32148725
Dude...Can you be any slower than that?

>>32148725
What?

That picture is ages old, are you referencing pinkie's friends?

>>32148732
Casual, cake orgies were ALWAYS my fetish

>>32148727
You bastard.
That did kill the boner though.

>>32148743
Weren't you dead?

>>32148708
Inb4 sarcastic drunk hot-as-fuck hatesex. Well, not hatesex, but starting off as angry sex and turning into the most awesome sex that has ever sexed.

>>32148737
Sounds like a good fucking plot to me. What are you imbibing tonight?

>>32148745
Nemas problemas.

>>32148703
Quick, start up your word processor and go to town!

Or not. Doesn't matter to me.

>>32148742
>>32148741

I didn't realize such a thing existed until I saw >>32147853

I guess some of us spend more time on the Hasbro website than others.

>>32148751
Not gonna happen.
I'm bothering a certain anon with that though.

>>32148751
NOT REALLY

SHE JUST STARTS OFF CRACKING WISE THE IT TURNS INTO NORMAL SEX.

AVERAGE REALLY.

I can't believe how much effort I'm putting into this crossover story. I should be studying for a final, or finishing off a paper, but here I am outlining a full plot.

Thank god tomorrow's my last day of classes. I'll be able to focus on the story all weekend and get something presentable written.

>>32148763
Dude...
It's from ComicCon
It's old as fuck

>>32148763
How long have you've been a fan of MLP? Just wondering.

>>32148763
That was a comic-con poster from July dude.

>>32148773

Ponies > classes.

>>32148754
SAMUEL ADAMS WINTER LAGER

ITS REALLY NOT VERY GOOD.

>>32148773
whats it a crossover with? god I hope it's Spider-Man

>>32148788
I think that's the MLP/Fate Stay Night guy from last thread.

>>32148786
Get that shit out of here. Go grab an Arrogant Bastard Ale

>>32148795
The one with all the trips in it?

>>32148785
Damn straight.

>>32148788
Fate/Stay Night. I talked about it at the end of the last thread.

>>32148786
THEIR COMMERCIALS MAKE IT SOUND LIKE THE BEST SHIT SINCE WATER, TOO. FUCKING SHAME.

>>32148750
What? when did that happen?

>>32148796
I had that beer recently. Its terrible.

Duck Rabbit Milk Stout is my current favorite.

>>32148773
Yeah, spending your time in a shitty crossover instead of school, good you are so fucking cool

>>32148786
That's awful. I'm cracking open a Fat Tire because I hate studying. First beer I ever drank legally and still one of my favorites.

If I ever decide to really drunkpony I'll be chugging dangerous amounts of Smirnoff, though.

>>32148824
It is a fact that Ponies make you procrastinate superbad

>>32148795
>>32148812
then I must wright my own crossover with uh.......Friday The 13th!

>>32148808
yup, that one. It's gonna revolve around Leth and Saber as the main characters, but there'll be lots of content with other trip/pony pairings as well.

>>32148828
I GOT OFF LUCKY, IM LEIGHTWEIGHT AS FUCK SO I CAN DRUNKPONY ALL NIGHT LONG ON JUST THREE BEERS,.

WHICH IS GOOD BECAUSE I SERIOUSLY DOUBT I COULD STAND THE TASTE OF SAM ADAMS FOR MORE THAN THREE BEERS.

I'm out of Sweet Tart. I need more.

Please.

>>32148832
That's retarded in so many ways
DO IT

When was the last time you watched a season 1 episode mlpg?
Admittedly I've been so focused on S2 that I haven't seen a S1 in months.

>>32148823
>opinions

You think Duck Rabbit would be at my local supermarket, or is it one of those hard as fuck to find microbrews? I need a new beer to try

>>32148844
just a footnote if I get involved.

Mrs Cake is best pone

>>32148832
>not picking Nightmare On Elm Street

you disgust me!

>>32148828
>fat tire

My friend of african descent

>>32148844
Ooh! I wanna be with Gilda!
... What are we talking about?

>>32148849
>3 beers
I''ve ignored you up til now, but I gotta say this.

You're not drunk, you're just retarded.

>>32148863

Get out of here Frankie.

>finally check My little fetish fic
Holy crap we have the power of creating one of the most awesome Chose your own adventures with ponies and we use it for porn?
Why aren't I surprised?

>>32148861
I'm basing Master characters on whatever I find in the archives. It's not a big deal to the overarching plot but it'll matter a lot for the actual writing. Like Dialogue and stuff.

>>32148870
He could've had 3 40oz

I doubt it though

>>32148860
microbrew from North Carolina, you ain't likely to find it outside of NC, or Viginia.

Its a very dark beer, one of those kind thats great with a big meal.

>>32148854
and I will!
>>32148863
but Jason could REALLY use the friends!

>>32148883
Mostly fart/scat porn, at that.

My god, whatever poor soul's niche fetish happens to be ponies and bowel movements must be absolutely ecstatic when they find that goldmine.

>>32148857
A few months ago.

Fuck, I need to rewatch a few eps.

>>32148870
IF IT MAKES YOU FEEL BETTER I HAVENT EATEN ANYTHING ALL DAY AND WEIGH FUCK ALL AND BARELY EVER GET THE OPPORTUNITY TO DRINK

ITS LIKE IM GETTING DRUNK FOR THE FIRST TIME, EVERY TIME.

>>32148894
>jason
>friends
Yeah...I'm sure that will work great

>>32148885
well arrighty then.

Have fun reading up on my depravity, then.

>>32148857

Yesterday.

>>32148909
YOURE BACK

FUCK YOU

STILL DONT KNOW WHY

>>32148906
but but friendship is magic!? you're telling me that not even the ponies who's soul being is friendship can't befriend Jason!? why must he be forever alone /co/?

>>32148899
But seriously we can such awesome stuff.
We could get all the writefags around here and have no limits.
Why don't we do that?

>>32148844
I'm the main character of something?

I don't know if that's odder than being shipped or not.

>>32148920
stop binging placebo drunkness you fratboy.

>>32148909
Oh I will. I'm going to try to dig up the worst, most honest opinions of the main tripusers and put it all on display in this story.

I need at least a few good pony abuse scenes.

>>32148928
Because he kills everyone in a ten mile radius?

c_o_c_k_s s̶

>>32148929
Because you'd prefer to just sit here on your ass and bitch and moan about it.

if you wanna do it, do it, damnit.

>>32148936

Dohoho, I anticipate seeing this.

>>32148937
but not animals! one of Jason's actors said "Jason doesn't kill animals" so maybe the ponies have that on there side?

>>32148936
I can only think of one legit abuse scene from me, and that's against Diamond Tiara or Silver Spoon.

>>32148909
BACK TO YOUR CAGE, FACELESS BEAST!
THERE SHAN'T BE CAKE FOR YE TONIGHT!

>>32148932
In any case, I agree with that statement.

>>32148936
I await the results of this.

>>32148930
Do you mind posting a list of the main six ponies in order of most liked to least liked?

Don't worry it's going to be fantastic.

>>32148956
I'm pretty sure I enjoyed that piece of literature from you.

>>32148945
I would do that if I could.
But I have no imagination and suck at everything regarding creativity.

>>32148959
no

>>32148969
unbridled scorn made written because of a dipshit?

you's dark.

>>32148964
Twilight Sparkle
Rainbow Dash
The rest of them.

I'm not sure how to break it down more. I'll try I guess, though it would probably change every time I think about it.

Applejack
Pinkie Pie
Fluttershy
Rarity

Done with 22. I am now halfway through and it's only been just over 24 hours, many (most) spent reading.

I think I can go to bed. I remember someone commenting about dreaming of Raider ponies when I mentioned my dream of ponies and tripfags... can't decide if want.

>>32148981
Son I am disapoint

>>32148981
mah nigga, you stole my tier list.

I knew there was a good reason to dream of you

>>32148977
I don't know why you'd take offense at someone liking one of your works.

Then again some would more than embarrassed to say that they find the stories, that you used to post, gave them... enjoyment.

>>32148981

>Rarity is Leth's least liked

Dude...

>>32148986
DITZY DOES A SONIC RAINBOOM
STEELHOOVES DIES
GAWD HAS KIDS
SPIKE KILLS LITTLEPIP

>>32148981
MAH NIGGA
always knew you had great taste leth

>>32148981
Hm, oh well. It'll still work this way.

>>32148981

Wowee. I don't even know what to say about that tier list.

>>32148981
>TS
>RD

mah nigga

>>32148977
Well shit, I honestly thought that would work.

>>32148952
Silly /co/lt. If Equestrian ponies count as sapients for sex, they don't count as animals for immunity to Jason.

>>32149000
I know
And Dash is his second favorite
But that would explain his love for the Dashlight ship

>>32148998
offense? none. I simply stated the tastes of liking that particular fic to be dark.

>>32148883
>read the first chapter
LOLNOPE

why must good ideas be tarnished by the internet.

>>32149002
Already had 3/4 of those spoiled for me. Nice try though.

Littlepip dying was a key reason I started reading. I wanted to know why this would be so tragic. I know now.

>>32148981
Good Leth. I agree.

>>32149022
But there are so many choices! Tentacles, Age Regression, Scat, Futa, Gore, Vore, Rape, Slaves, Foalcon, and much much more!

>>32149002
>GAWD HAS KIDS
That's supposed to be important?

>>32149023
Dying? She's gonna pop back into existence inside the shield. It's a classic final stage of the hero's journey.

>>32149041
>Foalcon
Its really sad that I understood that.

Its too bad that I have no real fetish, or else I'd be in a goldmine. Too Old fashioned I guess.

I think we need some more pictures.

>>32149041
I don't get how anyone could find sexual stimulation from the thought of death, ie. Gore/Vore.
I am equally ignorant of how anyone in their right state of mind could find the thought of excrement pleasing.
I could kind of get the others because they're at least part-ways sexual, but death/scat? HOW?

>>32149082
don't knock it 'til you... oh wait, that wouldn't...


nevermind.

>>32149082
P
E
N
I
S

>>32149079

Suddenly, bonbon.

>>32149075
Neat. I'm going to have to look for pictures of horse armor.

>>32149082
Some men just want to see the world burn.

>>32149075
I'd go crusading in the name of that.

>>32149082
Gore fetish is possible by imagining every sensation except for the pain-ness of pain, if that makes sense.

>>32149101

>>32149117
What the FUCK are you even saying?

>>32149062
Hey hey hey, haven't gotten that far yet. Don't have the details, just the result.

Also. Fillydelphia = The Pitt, huh? Hated that part of the game (odd considering it took place in my hometown)

Fuck wait I've started reading again. I need a gun.

>>32149082
The thought of death turns me on. Quite alot. It's excting don't you think?

>>32149117
>pain-ness of pain
What?

That's all pain in. Pain. And even if my flesh would rip open without feeling pain, it's still pretty fucking disgusting.

>>32149134
IMAGINE FUCKING A VAGINA WITH YOUR ENTIRE BODY

THATS VORE

>>32149124
Aw shit that's perfect. What's that sword? I think that's an awesome non armor outfit, too.

I'm guessing Dragonmoss is some kind of fantasy thing?

>>32149101
Good luck, Was lookin for a good quality one of Rainbow Dash A long time ago. Might have to go search again.

Also lookin for more steampunk ponies too.

>>32149163
BUT FOOD DOESN'T GO IN VAGINA!

>trying to understand vore
Clearly someone here hasn't played through MGQ. Go get on that and read the vore description scenes.

>>32149154
I liked The Pitt. I just hated your decisions at the end. Was one of the few times a damn video game made me think about what I wanted to do.

Apparently I'm okay with slavery if it's for the future of civilization.

>>32149165
It's from my request folder of Monster Hunter ponies. Dragonmoss/Dragonwood is basically an armor and weapon tier from an "Ancient Dragon" floating island type monster.

>>32149170
Those wings don't look very functional.

>>32149159
its the idea from pain for pleasure

Pain releases endorphins of pleasure to soothe it, since the body naturally doesn't like pain. And for some, that feeling is more for others, and the idea of gutting somebody is a major fucking turn on.

>>32149185
Well it was the only decision that had a higher probability of a good future.
The other faggot who's name I don't remember would probably end up accidentally kill the baby.

>>32149191
None of the wings in the show look functional.

>>32148310
>WHERES GLITTER GLUE
>THIS IS HIS KIND OF CONVERSATION
what
what are we talking about

>>32149163
That's not vore at all.

>>32149185
My point exactly. Fucking moral gray zones. Makes for playing Neutral Good terrible.

>>32149225
Technically no, but it's Vaginal Vore.

>>32149215
ME BEING OBNOXIOUS WHILE IM DRUNK BUT IM SOMEHOW NOT DRUNK BUT WHATEVER ALSO VORE AND PONY PENIS AND SEX JOKES


RIGHT UP YOUR ALLEY

>>32149234
Vaginal vore is unbirthing.