>>32124337
>grape

Because she didn't get her daily dose

I'll get it out of the way, then

>rape

She looks pretty angry. It's probably that damn bunny again.

Someone stole her sweet roll.

because there is not enough pinkie in this thread

>>32124164
>picrelated

>>32124381

>>32124388

I'll take sketch requests while I eat breakfast.

>>32124403
FOALS

COME ON EVERYPONI SMILE SMILE SMILE!

>>32124337
Because she's not smiling

>>32124388
I was just about to say that you saw what happened to the last pinkie thread, but then I realised that that was the thread before last.

The last one was Discord. How fitting.

>>32124381
I once killed the entire Whiterun when a guard asked me if someone had stolen my sweetroll. Only the children were spared.

>>32124416
TELL ME WHERE TO GET A FLUTTERSHY SEX DOLL

>>32124403
she-hulk boxing with celestia

>>32124413
I CAN'T HANDLE THAT GIF RIGHT NOW

>>32124410
You'll have to be more specific.

>>32124430
No.

>>32124416
...What the flipping pancakes?

>>32124403
Pinkie with bats in her hair

Oh, calm down, Fluttershy! Please!

>>32124439
Oh you're laughing because smile gif! That's so sweet!

>>32124443
Draw Mac dancing like Twi in the last episode.
Party hard.

>>32124443
All of the ponies huddled around a x-mas tree, giving each other presents and enjoying the mutual company.

>>32124337

here's an animated version

>>32124460

So I have a pony persona now.

I think it's about time I killed myself.

>>32124416
post the insert picture.

>>32124488
Are you THE geenralIvan?

>>32124488

Why did you believe her lies?

>>32124478
baww.

>>32124427
Its a 3d model.

she's really constipated

>>32124501

Sure, I guess.

>>32124511

Wat?

>>32124337
Because the artist drew her to look like a monkey.

>>32124488
>HEY LOOK AT MY NEW PONY! DON'T I JUST LOATH IT SO MUCH I WANT TO SHOW YOU MY SHAME
Reverse psychology?

>>32124416
>>32124509

And here I thought the night threads were the perverted ones.

>>32124530
When will that MLP VA thing start?

>>32124337

>>32124538
the sun confuses and enrages us

>>32124488
let's be real, this isn't the worst thing you've done

>that feel when you were in an awful mood last night
>that feel when writing terrible clopfiction made you feel better
>that feel when reading it the morning after it's pretty awful and poorly paced

Not sure whether should be happy or sad that that cheered me up. If cute ponies aren't working...

IF DISCORD HAD ACTUALLY PLANNED SOMETHING OUT

THEN IS HE REALLY THE EMBODIMENT OF CHAOS?

>>32124554
man, that whole game was creepy weird.

>>32124570
What did you write? Did you post it?

>>32124554
If she's crying now, oh boy.

>>32124581
oh god it's just a CG model, isn't it?

>>32124581
that's uh

that actually looks like quite a nice model, is is available to download anywhere? With or without horse genitalia.

>>32124416
>>32124581
anatomy's wrong

Well this thread is off to a terrific start.

>>32124534

Never said I hated it but I never just I'd have a fan pony. I like Homestuck but I never made a fan troll.

>>32124552

Once I find all the VA's I need then I can begin putting content on the PonyDubz channel.

dress.mov kinda sucked

>>32124604
duh

>>32124574

He's Discord. Even his planning is pure chaos.
Like how he told them exactly how to defeat him.

Guy's nucking futs.

>>32124612

Yeah.

>>32124612
The joke is already dead.

>>32124604
>implying you'd give a shit about anoyomt if you had one of those

>>32124585
TwiDash mind control stuff, and no. Like I said, the pacing and, frankly, general story is poor, it's something that should be best left lying on my hard drive.

>>32124413
That's the most awesome gif you ever made

I almost never lurk pony threads this time of day, are they always like this?

>>32124605
I think this is the first time I've ever decided to just bow out of an MLPG rather than fight tooth and nail to keep it at least ever so slightly pure. It's happening with alarming regularity lately, the porn.

>>32124612

I liked it but it's fine if no one else did.

>>32124627
had what? a 3D model? You can't do anything with those.

>>32124581
>>32124602
Not the guy posting them, but I went and found the source.

http://www.furaffinity.net/gallery/natmaxex/
Warning: Furfaggotry

>>32124538
It's night somewhere

>>32124640
Only after 300 posts.

>>32124627
it isn't real, bro

it's a computer generated 3d model

>rape

>>32124612

I died laughing. Twice.
But I could see how someone else might not find it amusing. You know, if you were some kind of joyless husk devoid of emotion.

>>32124604
People tend to draw them with human vaginas, and not horse ones. Funny, I guess it makes them feel better fapping to a horse, with a human vagoo.

>>32124652

>He doesn't have a 3D printer

Man you're missing out.

>>32124661

Personally i find realistic horse vaginas and especially horse buttholes really ugly.

>>32124667
Oh god I want one so bad.
I hope they'll go down in price soon.

>>32124657
That's not a very nice thing to say.

>>32124667
If you have a 3d printer that can make something 3 feet tall I would be really impressed.

>>32124667
read: >>32124618

>>32124675
>not wanting to suckle that puffy labia

I really liked it. Of course being a dirty Beaner might make me biased.

SOMEONE SAID 3D PRINTER

>>32124677
You can get(probably shitty) kit ones for a litle over 1k. I haven't used them, but looked in to them a little while ago.

>>32124661
I wouldn't currently know the difference. Don't know if I should be glad or not.

>>32124703
Yeah, 1k is still a bit much for me.

>>32124694
I'm mexican and could laugh at those bits, but still it wasn't as great as i was expecting it to be

>>32124675
I think they are rather pleasant to look at............No horsemo.

>>32124661
>>32124675

Okay, so as far as I can tell:

>>Night Threads: Sexual Deviants obsessed with a children's cartoon
>>Day Threads: Horse Fuckers

Pic unrelated.

>>32124718
>this

>>32124677

Oh god this shit will be hilariously frivolous

>American nerds buy 3d printers to print out 3d models of my little ponies with realistic horse vaginas
>Meanwhile 1000 african children starve to death every 5 seconds
>Capitalism!

>>32124700
I really love that guys models. I am a little bit bothered by the texture on that cape though. I wonder if it could be sanded better?

>>32124714

1k is nothing right now. You can easily spend 30k on the "industrial" ones.

And even then industrial 3d printers don't really exist yet. They will though.

my little horse vagina: friendship is laser printers general

>>32124661
I'm gonna be charitable and assume most people, even those who draw pornography of children's cartoon characters, don't know there's much of a difference between a human vagina and a horse's.

>>32124723
I suggested using a very fine rasp, and just ever so lightly doing the clothing

>>32124720
Ponyfucker, goro. I don't want to fuck all horses, just little ones that are candy coloured.

>>32124681

No. No it is not.

>>32124721
He drag that gag too much.

>>32124722
That's how it always was, bro.

and now time to hqve the thread burn and wreth because i couloured twilight black

I mean I could give her purple skin would that help

hey MLPG filename

>>32124722

And eventually there won't be anymore to worry about and they can actually grow their own food and establish a society.

>>32124732
AFAIK, MS, Kloudmutt and LK have an extensive reference folder about horse genitals.

>>32124746

You've got to admit the contrast gets more and more hilarious each year, though.

I never said I was a good person.

Pinkie with bats in her hair.

More requests?

>>32124737

My sincere apologies.

Here, accept this underage horse as a gift.

Shyvag+ ???

>>32124748
Fluttershy is now Mimi

>you are jealous of my tshirt

>>32124768
sweetie belle getting stuck in her five-legged costume

>>32124771
No, not THAT little. Bigger than that. I'm very picky.

>>32124756
I remember someone giving someone else a folder with hundreds of images of horse penis as reference material. I don't know what it is about it, but something about that make me really happy. I am glad to live in the world we live in.

>>32124779
Everyone is.

>>32124768
Mac dancing like Twilight in the last episode.

>>32124768
sweetie belle with her futa cock in the fifth leg of her five-legged costume

>>32124768

>>32124471

>>32124810
>that one won't win, only the perverted ones

>>32124792
I have something like that already. It was going to be an animated .gif, but I'm not very good with motion and shit like that.

>>32124785

How about this one?

>>32124803

Megasweet? Is that you?

Fuck it, abandoning thread

>>32124815
read: >>32124618

>>32124815
;_;

Why is OP's pic linking to the main page?

>>32124828
Bigger!
Like, twice the size

>>32124822
Oh thank you!
Also did you ever draw that old request of Mac and Braeburn doing something manly?

wait, wait a second

was Twilight doing the Elaine dance?

>>32124845
>Slowpoke

>>32124612
Yup. It sucked.

I wish a knew a /co/ artist in real life that could paint AJ's three apple cutie mark on the gas cap of my motorcycle. It would be a nice touch without being faggy or noticeable, I think.

>>32124828

I have seen this somewhere...

>>32124840
Because I'm >magic

>>32124845
I don't even know who Elaine is yet I knew already that Twilight did her dance

>>32124842
Just post a reference.

>>32124842

Wait, there must be a pony here
That you'll stick your dick in!
How about this freakish one with a big headfin?

>>32124865
but Sweetie Belle doesn't have that purple hair like her sister

>>32124842

>>32124843
No. I suppose I could sketch it sometime.

>>32124471
I'll do this, but it will take some time.

>>32124815
>implying I do perverted drawings

>>32124845

>>32124903
>doesn't draw smut
>in 2011

>>32124878
No that is HALF the size!

Bigger! Like this one!

>>32124921
I know a few people who don't.
But define smut

>>32124923
oh shi AJ thread?

>>32124923

>>Sex
>>With Applejack

Oh, I see! Like this, right?

>>32124942

>>32124963
No, when she's all fully grown and sexy and stuff

>>32124963
>sex
>With AJ
Yes please.

>>32124963
>Appa jak

>>32124973

Anybody have "Rarity is watching you" poster for download? I need that shit.

>>32124718
Well, Apple.mov set the bar way too high, and this didn't have that psychotic energy behind it. It was still lots of fun, and I'm looking forward to more. Also, Fluttershy speaking like Fat Albert.

>>32124657
Yeah, /co/ is way too fickle. It was genuinely funnier than the first one. Not that the first wasn't overrated.

>>32124969

I'm sensing you want to have sex with a full-grown pony.

>>32125007

>>32125006
>filename

>>32125007

neat.jpg

>>32125006
>>32125007

Sexmind.

>>32125021
Man I haven't seen Emoshy for so long

>>32125006
Yes, that's exactly the concept I'm trying to convey here

>>32125006
Noooooooooooooooo, you think?

>>32125007
Well hello there

>>32125047
>>32125007
fewer penises, please

>>32125007
>>32125007
yes please

>>32125047
Jesus Christ that anatomy.
Urgh.

Soooo....
new episode Saturday yes?

>this thread

>>32124980
Nope, I don't. Maybe could extract it, but too lazy.

>>32125077
Of course, can't you see how we're speculating on what will happen?

>>32125070
>>32125007
>>32125047

Fuck.

You.

>>32125080

GET OVER OVER

>>32125072
>sees sexy pony
>only complains about anatomy

so assburger

>>32125070
No, bad scootanon, down boy

>>32125077
Yes bitch! And is a fucking Spike episode.

>>32125082
>She's watching me forever
>She's watching while I fap
>That's hot

>>32125103
>Implying that shit is sexy

Faggot.

>>32125103
Your eyes are broken.

>>32125120
>That's not how you fap, silly!
But seriously, don't we even wait until the bumb limit anymore?

>>32124987
HEY HEY HEY

STAY OUTTA MY SHED

>>32125077

Yes. I hope Spike gets an adult design (even if it's no-doubt brief) when he grows. Unfortunately they'll probably make him just a big version of how he is now.

>>32125127
asexual

>>32125140
I consider myself pretty broken and far gone, and even I wait until bump limit. Can we at least talk about cute ponies to maintain whatever shred of an image MLPG has left?

>>32125143
I really, really doubt that.

>>32125115
Can't be worse than his last one

>>32125168
Agree and im sure this one is going to be better than the Dash episodes.

This next episode sounds like Spike will be in some trouble. Hopefully Owlyscious can help him out.

>>32125162

Doubt what? Getting an adult form or being an xbox huge baby?

>>32125109
>>32125109
do i look like futashy to you?

Hey uh, so I have an idea.

What if we made a rule about fetishes in MLPG. Like... Don't post fetishes.

Not sayin' we don't all have fetishes, but they're basically the prime trolling and shitposting tool that ruin these threads for everyone else.

>>32125182

Believing their lies, 2011.

>>32125182
MTBPW was good
TMMDW was shit

>>32125193
I have a better idea. Ignore fetishes you don't like.

>>32125155
But which one's the cutest?

>>32125155
It's weird. I'm in the same boat, I participate in and enjoy discussion about pretty much anything, includingespsecially sexual stuff, but its getting tiresome.

Save it for either the occasional thread, or wait until bump limit.

>>32125193
but... then where DO we talk about pony fetishes?

>>32125193
What if my fetish is cute ponies?

>>32125193

>>32125223
Then you are ok.

>>32125215

It would be easier if people at least spoilered them.

>>32125219
Exactly, yeah. I mean, shit, if you called me a prude, you'd be objectively wrong, but shit, can we talk about something else? Just for a while? I enjoy talking about fucking ponies, in both ways you can interpret that, so can we have a mix of the two at least?

>>32125215
Just like moot said

>ignore shit you don't like

>>32125260
Or you could just ignore the thumbnails and not click on them.

Is that really too hard for you?

>>32125249
>this cost $45

>>32125221

FiMchan has a thread for everything. If you were actually interested in that stuff you'd have better luck there anyway.

>>32125267
If you get upset over other people's fetishes, then you are, objectively, a prude.

>>32125281
But that shit is not pony related.

>>32125305
On the other hand, there's the site called ponychan where people can talk all day without the worry of other people talking about their fetishes.

>>32125329

>>32125329
>On the other hand, there's the site called ponychan where people can talk all day without the worry of other people talking about their opinions
FTFY

>>32125312
It doesn't upset me like ewww dicks are gross, but I don't like seeing ugly art like>>32125047

Ponies, yeah!

>>32125291
I know, right? I could be making some bank. Maybe. Here's progress on that sketch. Just trying to think of what every character is doing.

>>32125319
If it's fetishes involving ponies, then it's pony related.

>>32125350

>0 progress

>>32125267
Sounds good to me.

So, a topic that I don't remember seeing around, or at least not for a while.
What is the cutest dialogue line in the show?

I'm going to have to go with when AJ calls Dash "Arr Dee" in Lesson Zero, although Twilight calling AJ "Appuhjack!" in Applebuck season was good too.
Alternate name pronunciations seem to be cute.

>>32125347
Then ignore it, dipshit. There's plenty of bad clean art too. So why are you complaining about the porn if you're not a prude?

>>32125312
I'm not upset over your fetishes, I probably share them. I've written multiple clopfics just for shits and giggles. But I enjoy talking about ponies being cute and doing cute things, too, and there's nowhere else to talk about that.

>>32125312
getting upset and getting bored after 48 hours of pony sex are two different things. There are a lot of tv shows i love, but i don't want any one of them to be the only thing I ever get to watch.

Its possible to just be tired of pony sex conversations without being a prude.

>>32125285

Look, I have nothing against fetishes. This just isn't the place to talk about them. Hell, if we had slightly better moderation all this stuff would get half the MLPGs we make deleted.

>>32125350
HURR

>>32125267
>>32125219
I'm with these guys. I like the porn too, but we need some balance. Certainly not 100% clean, that's boring. But it shouldn't be 100% porn either. Like I said, balance. Variety is the spice of life and all that.

>>32125371
I complain about ugly clean art too

>>32125390

>30 dollars at least

Artists make bank in fandoms. I'd feel too terrible about charging though.

>>32125383
>4chan isn't the place to talk about fetishes

You just went full retard.

>>32125390
Dash: Is dis nigga serious?

>>32125371

It would help if people didn't troll with non-spoilered furry/bestiality images, for one. This isn't an 18+ board, though perhaps it should be in practice.

>>32125383
This can be the place to talk about them, just... after 300 posts and not /all the time/

The reason I like the general format so much is because we get to talk about everything, not just one topic.

>>32125343

Fetishes aren't opinions. They're preferences.

>>32125418
I wish I could draw.

>>32125419
Not outside of /d/, bro.

>>32125402
>but it shouldn't be 100% porn either

Has there ever been a thread that was 100% porn?

No.

Are these people complaining about an imbalance of porn?

No, they are complaining that the porn is here at all.

>>32125291

Every time I think about this I seriously consider shooting myself in the face.

>>32125435

Wrong dipshit, this entire site is 18+. Read the global rules. It's just considered a "Work safe" board.

Why you are on 4chan at work though, I dunno.

>>32125291
>a 30 minutes colorless sketch is worth 45 dollars
daaamn... drawing for weird fetishists sure pays the bills doesn't it?

oh if i had talent... welp, back to my 9 to 6 job

>>32125435

Well then there are two things you can do about it.

>ignore shit you don't like
>don't feed the trolls

There. Problem solved.

>>32125419
Fetish discussion happens, but when every thread is nothing but fetishes, something is wrong

This is why fat/feet/inflation threads get deleted

>>32125468
>9 to 6

you mean 9 to 5, no lunch, 2 10-minute breaks, no benefits, and no compensation for parking

>>32125446
No I'm not, I love the porn. It's just been a little imbalanced over the past few days.

>>32125492
Can you link me to any one thread that has ever been more than 50% porn?

>>32125446
This thread and the last thread had far higher than normal porn/not porn ratios.
One of the first dozen or so images was a closeup of Fluttershys cunt and a dildo, and then almost everything after that for another 30 posts was about that.

My, and probably other people's point is that while porn is good, and worth having here, so are the rest of the pony things.

Porn works best after the bump limit anyway, less likely to get mass bannings.

>>32125508
I could, but I don't feel like going through the hyper-index

>>32125442
I suppose I'm decent at drawing. Still a long way to go before I'll reach Tex or any of the good drawfags.
I was thinking of starting to take requests soon, maybe after the new episode...

>>32125439

See, even this much control would be nice. Is a little common courtesy too much to ask?

>>32125508
Nope, because we never have threads that are entirely porn, but that's beside the point, SOME people don't like it, and... what else is MLPG for than trying to cater to everyone? If that means we keep the ponyfucking until after 300 posts, I'm absolutely fine with that. I'll join in - shit, I'll probably lead a discussion. I am a terrible human being with feelings for ponies that nobody should ever have, but that doesn't mean we shouldn't realise that others aren't.

uhm i think searching for those threads wasn't worth it
i thought pony sims were jokes

seriously the fuck

>>32125547
Pony sims?

>>32125516
>7 porn pics in entire thread
>OHGOD IT'S SO MUCH WE CAN'T TAKE IT ANYMORE
Yeah there are threads which get flooded with porn, this however isn't one.

>>32125508

Look at the index.
Pick a thread that was started between January and May.
Chances are, it will be mostly porn and fapfics.

>>32125370
i like when the ponoes call eachother cute little pet names like Dashie and Applesnack :3
it makes their friendship more believable
but they probably can't do that very much because the characters have to state their full names clearly in order to sell the toys and drive home the branding :\

>rape

Anyone ever been physically threatened by an MLP VA? They stole my fucking wallet, what the fuck.

And the entire time they were doing the pony voices. Really sick in the head, these people. "Celestia" stole my wallet......

>>32125589
I remember you from the streams last night. Your name was just a bunch of numbers.
GTFO.

>>32125589
Ashleigh Ball could do whatever she wanted to me if she were in character. Either of her characters.

OH MY GOD WHY DO I SUDDENLY NEED TO PLAY CASTLEVANIA II

>>32125589
i like sex

>>32125561
There wasn't any porn in January.

There is porn now, but it has never been more than 50%, and it has never been imbalanced.

This is all just faggots whining about other people liking things that they don't like.

>>32125618
tone down the annoyingness please

>>32125622
>there wasn't any porn in january

Yes there was.

>>32125622
>There wasn't any porn in January.

There's MLP porn since forever

>>32125558
It isn't flooded, no, but count how many posts are talking about those, and then how many about those, and on and on.
Look at this part of the thread. Every single post is about porn/fetishes and meta shit. Including this one.

Fuck that, back to pony.

>>32125575
I kind of wonder how much influence marketing has over things at that basic a level. We know that they can have things added, like the balloon, but from what the staff says, they are allowed most of the freedom they want.

It does seem unlikely that a show that is designed to sell toys would miss any opportunity for marketing, though.

>>32125634
There were a handful of pics that rarely got posted.

People freaked the fuck out when Kloudmutt drew ponies in panties in February.

>>32125622
except everybody "whining" about it openly admits to enjoying it. I would make a terrible prude, I enjoy the porn, both consuming and producing, too much.

throd is slow.

>>32125656
Then the problem isn't porn, the problem is meta whining about porn.

>>32125659
>handful of pics
You severely underestimate this subject.

>>32125666
WHAT DO YOU SUGGEST SATAN?

>>32125672

>>32125558

That's because we started to have a discussion about it. In this sense I think our constant state of semi-troll has been lessened for now. This essentially proves that much of this unspoilered porn content does not come from deticated trolls, but regulars of the MLPG.

Making it known that it's just kind of annoying and counter-intuitive to post porn and say the word
>rape
at ever given opportunity does not make the threads more funny or entertaining will only serve to teach us how to keep it together so we don't get the thread deleted or get banned. As well as making the threads enjoyable.

>>32125622
>There wasn't any porn in January.
>first thread in archive in January has porn in it

>>32125546
It doesn't necessarily make you a terrible human being... You could be contemplating things that are far worse.

>>32125672
I SUGGEST KISSING

>>32125659
They freaked out when Seth posted them on EqD. They'd freak out if he posted them now, too.

>>32125632
He can't.

>>32125693
>rape

>>32125609

>>32125707
You wanna kiss me dude?

>>32125724

>>32125370
Those are good.
There are also the obvious Fluttershy "yay" and Twilights YESes.
Sweetie had plenty in Sisterhoof Social too.

im bored. Mootaloo?

>>32125739
>fluttershy's "okay" to luna

>>32125370
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wIlk2IeXVAo
THIS.

IT'S SLOW THREAD TIME! DO YOU KNOW WHAT IT MEANS, RIGHT?

>>32125770
>http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wIlk2IeXVAo
Hell yes, everything she says is adorable.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SmzgvzgdOGY

>>32125801

Time to stop hiding all the good content? I dunno, that could be risky.

>>32125801
Cute ponies?!

>>32125801

Time to audition for the next thread simulator?

>>32125489
>>32125489
actually its more like 9:30 to 6, with like 1 or 2 hours to eat, a clean kitchen where i can take all the breaks and coffee i want, workplace has all the air conditioning you could need.

the only bad thing is the low pay, but thats because im a rookie, as i started past week, pretty cool place so far, thats how it is when you study something useful instead of shit like history or art.

the best part is that so far, i havent done absolutely anything, there is almost no work to be done so i just go, sit there in the computer, read some .pdf books and go home when its 6 o clock

>I DID NOTHING PRODUCTIVE TODAY AND STILL GOT PAID.jpg

>>32125801

>>32125669
The problem is that insatiable lust for pony poon is the main focus on the threads now, instead of riffing on, expanding, or interpreting ideas from the show

do you think i could keep a pony in my garage?
if i like got some hay and stuff
for sex obviously

>>32125824
>that feel when you got a post into every thread simulator, it charting your descent into madness as the irony from each post grows successively smaller

>>32125849

You're not allowed to expand on the show, no fanfiction or fanon allowed. I gave up doing that a while ago when you just get shouted down.

>>32125291
$35, bro.

>>32125468
I asked him about it, apparently sketches take him 3-4 hours of constant work, so he's charging a bit below minimum wage for them.

>>32125854
No, fuck you, it's an equal, not a thing. It can share your bed, you can make it breakfast in the morning, and you can love it, not just fuck it.

>>32125849

>>32125460

I like doing that. Why don't we do that?

>>32125864
Fuck them. Being shouted down does not stop the porn, neither will it stop fan theorizing.

Okay, 300 posts. Turn the porn back on now.

>>32125849
This.

>>32125868
stop defending him you rapist

>>32125864
Bullshit you're not, people write stuff in-thread and we spent something like four hours talking about F:E yesterday.

>>32125808
More adorable Pinkie lines.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dKwPMUQyioI&feature=related

>>32125849
>>32125864

Not "expand" on it, but you're definitely allowed to speculate. As in, you're allowed to, based on what you see in the newest episode, postulate new theories about the world, it's inhabitants and too the same extent the characters. Each new episode gives some kind of new insight.

>>32125870

But what if I want a pony for a pet and it starts developing sentience? Can I still keep it in a dog bed and feed it oats from a bag?

>>32125864
I don't know about that - people seemed pretty open to the "adventurer ponies" thing I posted earlier.

>>32125864
That was probably because your ideas were bad

Most show related discussion happens on saturday, then tapers off from there

>>32125907
fallout equestria is shit and so are you for even discussing it

>>32125906
I'm not defending him, I think he should either learn to do it faster or seriously increase the quality of his work. I'm just passing on his reasons.

>>32125907
>>32125917

>>32125870
but i want sex only

i fucked a horse and it said to stop and threw apple.
what do.

>>32125911
This is pretty much exactly what I want to do in all the threads. Use each new episode as a clue into more about their world and speculate.

And by expand, I mean things like: If Zecora is obviously African, and buffalo are obviously Native America, what other indigenous groups will we likely find and what will they be like?

That's an old discussion topic, just using it as an example on expansion.

>>32125957
don't stop
>rape

>>32125915
And there was a bunch of interesting and pretty well though out talk about unicorn magic and cutimarks before I went to sleep last night.

Occasionaly these threads are amazing places, better than anywhere else pony related, most of the time they're still better than ponychan, and sometimes they just suck.
Its worth it though.

>>32125943
so google the nearest horse owner in your area and go fuck some.

More sketch progress.

>>32125970
i want them to be colorful about it though!

>>32125849
it's really simple anon you just post whatever you want and ignore the rest. you can always talk about whatever, there can be parallel lines of conversation. if you post something and it was ignored it probably wasn't very interesting, either make it more interesting or try again later.

just sayin dude, no need to make a big deal out of nothing

>>32125913
If it's okay with it, yes, but you have to make sure it is. Make sure it understands that, as a sapient being, it has rights, including the right to continue on as it used to be.

>>32125976

$600 dollars

>>32125969
When? I'd have loved to contr-
>night
Fuck.

>>32125943
>>32125970

Seriously, I did not know all we talked about during the day was fucking horses. I need to go back to sleep.

>>32125982
Bring paint.

>>32125943
Well then find a pony who's fine with that, and wants it too.

>>32125976
NOOOOOO don't give Rarity your hat AJ, she won't even wear it

>>32125960

>World building

I tend to have the most fun talking about this, and I don't think I'm alone in that sentiment.

>>32125997
how do i know if pony wants sex?

>>32125942

>>32125960
Well reindeer are obviously Canadian.

>>32125992
It's normally not, we've just been having a lot of ponyfucking generals lately.

>>32125976
>dem lines
nice work bro

>>32126004
reported.
AGAIN.

>>32126002
Maybe I'll try again later to bring something up. I've been getting more interested in the Diamond Dogs, as I've yet to really give them thought.

But for now, this anon has got to go.

>>32126013
Ask her.

>>32125824
There will never be a Pony Thread Simulator again

>>32126002
World building!

>>32126028
Telling the troll you've reported him only lets him know he's won.

>>32126002

Did we ever come up with a name for the planet MLP takes place on?

>>32126002
This. Sure, I enjoy the porn, but you know what gives me a brain boner? Interesting, well thought out worlds and lore.

>>32125976
That looks great.

I somehow managed to mistake part of AJ's hat as Dash's arm. That was confusing as hell for a while, and kind of funny.
Thats just because I'm tired though, its not a critisism.

>>32126002
It's hard to have new world building discussions when we haven't seen new areas of the world for some time

>>32125976
>rarity wearing applejack's hat

all of my heart

>>32126043
Discworld?

>>32126029

Aww, I would have talked about the implications of their acceptance of the usage of slavery...

>>32126043
Earth

>>32126032
what if pony no speak?

>>32126018
Canadians are moose. Reindeer fit pretty well too, but moose is the only real choice.

>>32126053
The sheep and cows are very clearly slaves

>>32126063
Better hope Bestiality isn't outlawed where you live.

>>32126043

If Pinkie Pie gives you a Twilight, what would you do?

>>32126063
Ask her to nod or shake her head. If she can't understand, she can't consent, and that makes it rape. Don't rape ponies, anonymous. They won't enjoy it.

>>32126080
>>32126080
penis
everywhere

>>32126080
Take good care of it, obviously.

>>32126051

It would actually make sense if Equestria was located at the center of a disk-shaped planet. It explains some of the weird issues with the whole 'Celestia must raise the sun every day' thing.

>>32126053
Speaking of Diamond Dogs, if we assume the ponies are about 4 feet tall, I tihnk that is a safe assumption, then the Diamonds dogs would be around 5'9"-6' right? About the average human size, so is it not to far of a stretch to theorize that the planet they are on is a future Earth where humans have degenerated into mutant dogs? This would explain why they wanted all those gems as well, because they could sell them for large amounts of bits.

>>32126086
but these threads told me rape is good thing

>>32126080

>>32126070
The sheep are the only ones we have actually seen being oppressed, really. The cows live in a barn, but they might own it, and it is possible to milk-rape non-slaves too. Unlikely, but possible.

Confining people to a pen without their consent based on race? That is unquestionably slavery.

>>32126080

>ra...er i mean, love it forever.

>>32126080
A full sized one or a mini one? I'd take good care of both, but I'd only have romantic intentions with the bigger one

>>32126086
But how can you be sure they won't enjoy it if you never rape one?

>>32126117
i like this man

>>32126090

Or it could be a round world, but a geocentric solar system. Technically it can still work as long as magic is involved.

>>32126080
Twilight looks a little perturbed. I would probably put her down somewhere sturdy. I doubt Pinkie has the most stable hooves.

I wonder if she would enjoy books more if they were 5 times her size.

Holy shit, she could build a house out of like 4 books!

>>32125868
>>32125868
4 hours for that? daamn...

in FA some people charge over 200$ for a drawing (with colors and all the shit, but still, 200$) and do it in less than 6 hours

>>32126107
Why would they need cow milk when they can get delicious marshmallow pony milk?

>>32126098

But where would they sell them? Are there outlaw towns at the edge of civilization where the various lesser races of Equestria gather?

>>32126014

>If you ask me, fun should be outlawed.jpg

>>32126140
Fun is just a buzzword anyway. There's no need to outlaw it.

>>32126080

A bit disappointed that Twilight didn't give me a Pinkie Pie, but otherwise pretty happy.

>>32126098

Based on cranial size, ponies are determined to be just about 3'5".
Ponies come to about a DD's shoulder-height, so even with their characteristic hunch, they still wouldn't be that tall.

>>32126014

>>32126129

The problem is, why does Celestia need to 'raise' the sun every day? If she starts it moving in a path around the planet it should continue to move. The same problem arises if she merely rotates the planet rather than moving the sun itself.

>>32126131

>nobody ever streams around lunchtime

>>32126138
I really want there to be a rough and tumble criminal hive style outlaw fronteir town in an episode. It probably won't happen, because we havent really seen crime in the show yet, but it would be so great.

Something along the lines of some of the towns from Firefly, or various western or science fiction novels.

>>32126173

I guess she's just bored. How do you not go insane after living that long. Or, even care about anything much.

>>32126173
Maybe Discord ruined the natural day/night cycle during his reign

>>32126171

>finally get to MLPG
>Klondike did my request of Rarity drinking tea with a giant spider
YES YES YES YE-
>no monocles
>no top hat
I'LL RAPE THAT BASTARD

>>32126138
That would make sense, it would also make sense that the Diamonds Dogs are part of a larger race that has such towns on the edges of Pony held land.
>>32126165
Ah, that still helps my "degenerated humans" theory. Thank you for correcting me though.
>>32126173
It is how she retains her absolute power.
Why would she give up the appearance of being a god?

>>32126187
>no crime
>pinkie pie stealing food from the cakes all the time
>dragon illegally crossed the border to take a siesta
>Luna not imprisoned in the moon for 1000 years for staging a coup

cool story, bro

>>32126218
Link please?

>>32126173
Maybe physics don't work in the same way as they do for us.
Maybe inertia doesn't persist without outside interference, and the sun and moon slow down as they orbit? The last half of the day might be longer than the first half. We have seen her raise the sun, and it moved faster than it could and still have a reasonable length day just after it had breached the horizon.

>>32126173
Turning Discord to stone probably fucked everything up.
That's why they need to do everything on their own.

what pony should I draw?

Can someone post the color chart for everyponi?

>>32126255
Rarity

>>32126190

But how? Unless he ruined the laws of Physics for the entire solar system it's still impossible to explain assuming traditional orbit systems..

>>32126228

So what, she stops the sun, rotates the planet during the night, and then raises it again instead of just letting it cycle around?

>>32126255
Lyra doing human stuff

>>32126255
Stream?
Don't have to if you don't want to.

>>32126255

Mother-fucking Pinkie Pie.

>>32126259
>everyponi
Dont say that

>>32126255
Pinkie Pie eating Fluttershy's hair like ice cream

>>32126255

bowling pony allie way AGAIN

>>32126275
Thanks a lot White

>>32126274
I don't think he draws porn.

>>32126275
But aren't they pones?

>>32126264
Who said the planet rotates?
She could make the sun orbit around the planet couldn't she?

>>32126308
WHAT IF THE SUN ORBITS MY DICK?

>>32126236

>>32123632

>>32124768
thankee tex

>>32126308
That would probably be bad for the rest of the planets, wouldn't it?

>>32126308
>>32126316

>>32126308
WHAT IF THE SUN ORBITS MY DICK?

>>32126346
As if they care about planets that they don't live on.

Or alternately she also enforces order on the other planets, holding them in their positions so all the astronomer ponies can feel important.

>>32126354

>>32126359
A little late bro

>>32126346
We don't know if there are other planets, it would certainly open up several new episodes if there where, however wouldn't Twilight have mentioned a planet or two any time she fumbles around with her telescope?

>>32126370

>>32126386
Probably not if she wan't looking for them. I think she talked about comets or meteors once or twice, and the moon. I don't remember her actually ever just looking around in the sky though.

>>32126366
>astronomer ponies
>important

>>32126366
We already know physics works differently for them; I'm sure she has good reasons for why she puts the other planets (if there are any) where she does. She's probably even offered to tell the astronomer ponies why, but they told her 'no thanks, it's not worth knowing unless we figure it out for ourselves'.

>>32126415
Wasn't she looking for some specific star in one of the episodes? Wouldn't she have used a planet or two as a reference point?

>>32126422
Of course they aren't important.
One day Luna is going to want to put a constellation in a place where the glow of a planet nearer the sun interferes, and Bam. Generations of research, lost. Or course, they think this means something, they will all scurry to write their observations in their little books, form theories and argue at each other, but they won't discover anything. They never do, and they never will. Celestia has seen it hundreds of times.

>>32126488

>Astronomer fan wank

>>32126471
Hmm, she may have been. I don't remember that scene, but it is possible. Even if she did use a planet as a reference point, it doesn't mean she narrated its existance though.

If she was talking herself through the procedure or something, then yeah.
Do you remember what episode it was?