Me

time2parteh

>>32115296
Thread's over guys, this one won it.

Gilda. Because she's not a pony.

I feel alive.

Celestia because she knows deep in her heart she'll witness the death of so many smiling faces

Grumpy Gus.

>>32115307
>not this one

He's planing on hanging himself tonight.

Pinkie Pie is my favorite pone. Prove me wrong.

>>32115307
Are you fucking kidding me? Again?
I'll leave the new threads to you guys. ; ;

>>32115284
When my brother committed suicide, I nearly cheered. Years of drug abuse and schizo-typical behavior, stints in and out of drug rehab, stints in and out of a psych ward, turning into an angry fat fuck on meds, being an aggressive free-wheeling chunderfucker off his meds, there was no greater feeling than knowing that dumb fucker finally swallowed a lead problem-solving pill.

Also Pinkie.

>>32115308

>>32115300
This needs to be a parade balloon.

Jason Voorhees

>>32115333
she's not your favorite pone

Someone say "swag"?

>>32115334
You did get some keywords in the post this time at least.

>>32115344

Woah! Lauren Faust made a scene based on that fanart! She must have really liked it.

>>32115344
IT WAS YOU

You were the mysterious third tripfag I dreamed of alongside ponies last night.

WHY

>>32115332
I'll join him

We can make a party out of it

>>32115355

but I need to be so fresh you can suck my nuts first...

>>32115354

Sorry but you are too young to prove people wrong.

>>32115377
What?
What did I do?
Oh god what's happening

>>32115307

>>32115333
Your favorite pone is actually the best pone, pic related

>>32115355
that's not how you spell F-A-T!

>not enough pinkie last thread
problem solved.

>>32115369

are you blind? that's not a screen from the actual show, that's just well done fan art.

Hey guys,
guys,
guys,

What ever happened to Magnesium Sulfite?... or whatever the fuck his name was

Horses and humans have very similar sexual equipment, as opposed to bovines and
canines. The stallion’s penis is made erect by the infusion of blood just as is
a man’s. Besides the stallion’s obvious advantage of in size, he has another
trick. When he begins to climax, the head of his penis becomes grossly enlarged.
This is referred to as “flaring”. Mares can sense this and react to it by
further erecting and dilating their cervix to accept the expected sperm. It is
likely that the purpose of the flare is to block the escape of semen around the
shaft of the penis, and to force it into the cervix.
The mare also has several wondrous improvements over her human counterpart. The
first of these is the wink, described earlier. Not only is this used to attract
a mate, it also occurs during mating which can be extremely exciting to a human
partner. In some larger mares the clitoris will actually lift under a man’s
testicles. The mare also has the ultimate trick of contracting her whole vagina
almost to the labial lips in a tight, convulsive grip of her mate’s penis. This
will normally be accompanied by a grunt each time the contraction occurs. This
is the famous and illusive "maregasm". These enhancements to the standard human
repertoire make mares incredible sexual partners and lovers.

Ugh I think I got pneumonia during fucking finals week of all times.

Fucking winter. We need to wrap this shit up ASAP. I'd hate for the weather to get 20% cooler overnight AGAIN. I'll just have to look before I sleep, at the temperature on the thermostat to make sure I'll stay warm tonight. I hope my fall weather friends don't ditch me tomorrow, I'll need a ride to the hospital to get checked out. At least I'm not nauseous, green isn't my color if you know what I mean.

How's everyone else feeling, though?

>>32115408
Fuck that guy.

>>32115387
don't be defensive
you'll find your favorite pone one day

>>32115389
Had a dream. It was pony flavored, but then suddenly it was also trip flavored. Leth was there, you were there... and now I forget the OTHER one.

Can't remember shit about what happened, only that Darky showed up and I woke up immediately after. I felt violated.

Twilight and Fluttershy were there though, that was nice while it lasted

>>32115425
What was it even about

>>32115411

TL;DR

>>32115425
Reveal your secrets to me

How do I dream pone

>>32115411
Oh hi Stu

>>32115355
>>32115399
stop taking all the doubles!

>>32115425
You had a dream with me in it?

That's......

Odd.

>>32115343
After a while I got so bone-tired of responding to "oh my, oh no, what happened, you had a brother once, what happened?"

I just started responding in kind,

"You know how some problems just solve themselves?"

>>32115438
You need to fap to pony porn everyday for 8 months

>>32115411
Its almost 3 in the morning. What are you doing posting in a pony thread?

>>32115455
Been here since October.

>Reading EqD's comments about DRESSES.MOV.

The zombie from Thriller eating popcorn.gif

Now this is entertainment.

>>32115411
>iknowexactlywhyboner.jpg

>>32115435
Ponies. It was completely non-sexual. Didn't even have hugging.

Like I said, I can't remember much except that when I woke up I realized I wasn't watching an episode and that I had been dreaming. And then the realization that /co/ was there too made me balk

(You were one of the last people to post before I turned in, so I'm crediting your appearance to that)

>>32115454
>"You know how some problems just solve themselves?"
Fuck you, you owe me a new monitor and nearly cured my pneumonia from laughing so hard

>>32115450

ONE OF US
ONE OF US

>>32115475
You're quite welcome.

>>32115425

>Had a dream with Leth in it

Must of been wet as fuck.

>>32115438
Spend entirely too long on /co/ after reading >fanfiction and viewing the fanarts

>>32115419
Who even was he and where'd he go?
What did he do?

>>32115457
Because he's lost control of his life

>Dreams involving tripfags.
>Can't even get dreams involving anonymous.
Fuck you Dash.

>>32115450
I had a dream with you and Pacce once. I dreamt I was in an MLPG. It was sexy as hell.

you know that feel when you interact with someone over the web for a long time, and you have a dream about him/her, but you never seen his/her face?

I dreampt that my british friend and I where at the pool. he was blond, skinny, and was standing on the edge of the pool, and I below in the water

Then I woke up.

I had a dream once....then this ass hole showed up in it!

>>32115496
>Read >Fanfiction right before bed.

>Can only think of F:E.

I don't feel like having a dream where I make tender love to that many bullets, Anon...

>you will never be part of someone's horrid wet dream
Feels good man.

Anyway, either the other Griffy video goes up or the Philomena one goes up tomorrow.

>>32115496
All that does is make me dream that I am reading the pony general thread.

>>32115527
Nope

Romance Reports

>>32115515
The only pony related dreams I ever have are when I dream I'm lurking MLPG...

>Dash Episode coming soon

Thinking it over, I'm not sure why fa/tg/uys here labeled Discord as a Greater Daemon of Tzneetch, yes he tricked Twilight with the labyrinth thing but quite honestly he had an end goal which was to break the Avatars of the Elements of Harmony's spirits so that he could goof off and pleasure himself in Chaos for all eternity.

If anything Discord is a Keeper of Secrets (Slannesh)

>>32115548
...
WELL BRING ON THE RAIDERS.

>>32115527
>>32115512
>>32115515
I always have shit like this caught in my head as I lay down to sleep, and then I dont dream about anything.

>>32115527
Don't worry, all that will happen is that you will dream you are reading the next chapter. It has happened to me before.

My subconscious is a better writer than she is.

>>32115548
Substitute Harmony.
Alternative universes, pocket dimensions, time paradoxes, and psychotic Pinkie with wings.

Not really a dream, but when I woke up this morning, I thought the pillow I was hugging was Scootaloo

Was pretty good

>hugging the pillow, get a lode of this guy

>>32115550

The fuck? What are you smoking? Did a new synopsis get released?

>>32115570
Don't you spoil any shit, you future chapter reading sunnovabitch.

>>32115535
> you will never be part of someone's horrid wet dream
I am entirely at peace with that.

I'd just be happy with having dreams again.

>>32115411
Watching actual bestiality is disgusting but reading about it or imagining it is a huge turn-on. Is this unusual and how bad of a person does it make me?

I still haven't had time to read the update!...

>That three week MLP hiatus after Hearth

>>32115575
I'm not sure if I should be mocking you or if I should be jealous.

>>32115570
the author is a she, and not a he?

>>32115604
What a twist, right?

>>32115594
Nigga I havent even read past like 32.
And i want too so badly ;-;

>>32115597
We had a multiple-month hiatus not that long ago.

Three weeks shouldn't even phase anyone.

>>32115593
The abstract concepts of things are almost always more appealing than their real life counterparts; especially when it comes to arousal.

>>32115589
The best part was when I actually managed to predict what was going to happen once.

>>32115526
least you got the fun Freddy......I had the remake one

>>32114708
since that isn't a show pony I had a hard time translating it

now would someone please post a screenshot they would like me to try to draw?

>>32115597
what

>>32115593
I'd say normal.
But who knows... I'm not sure I can be trusted...

>>32115613
Let me guess, the Enclave stole her sweet roll?

>>32115593
Perfectly normal, perfectly healthy.

>>32115600
I though it was snuggly

But then I woke up completely and was alone

Like always

>>32115622
Good, Christian shows give their animators time off for Christmas.

Those who follow the path of the righteous shall have their reward.

>>32115593
I like watching it, because it looks like it feels incredible, but I think it'd be disgusting to actually do it

>>32115418
>make a long pun filled post
>nobody responds

it hurts to cough

>>32115593
I don't know. Sounds like me about incest. Get turned on by it if I read it, but if it's actually happening, huge turn off.

>>32115593

I'd imagine that the person writing that purposefully made it sound better than it actually would be the common man.

I find that I have far more dreams (and far more memorable dreams at that) when I only get ~4 hours of sleep. This happen to anyone else? Is it because I wake up close enough to the REM cycle that I haven't had time to purge my short term memory?

Bored drawfag feels like drawing some human ponies
any requests?

>>32115643
Even Jesus would dip his fingers into that pony

>>32115465

>MFW Watching Dress MOV.

This is either the funniest, or the most disturbing thing I've seen all day.

Revolution

>>32115593
> xenophile
> alternate sexual responses
> more tightness, more firmness, enhanced arousal in your partner and yourself
Well that's all well and good.
> not a sentient, sapient being that can give consent
AND THERE IS YOUR PROBLEM.

Just write it off as "that kind of sounds hot if it weren't a damned animal" and leave it at that.

Why would anyone in their right minds want to read fanfiction?

>>32115651
>personal bullshit

Maybe that's why.

>>32115630
No, this was back before there were even twenty chapters.

>>32115630
FUCK YOU GUARDS! FUCK YOU! I JUST SLAUGHTERED TWO DRAGONS IN YOUR TOWN SINGLE-HANDED AND YOU WANT TO TALK SHIT! EAT DAEDRIC AXE BITCH!

>>32115621
>I had a hard time translating it

That's the point. You seem to be looking at it as a silhouette and trying to draw the outline. You need to learn to see form and mass. Once you know how a body is constructed, exaggerating the proportions to fit a cartoon pony is easy.

>>32115648

>graduated to phase two of bestiality fetishism.

No, stop! You will fall into the abyss if you gaze into it long enough!

I want a machine that can induce the kind of dream I want.

Moar /co/ browseing.

>>32115676
Discord was great in the end too.

>>32115658
You get the most dreams per time spent in sleep mode by sleeping a number of minutes divisible by 400.

>>32115593
Horses aren't dirty if you take care of them, just wash them with a warm washcloth, their vaginas aren't festering pools of disease and slime like human women, either

>>32115669
Deep in the pink, super soft mane

>>32115643

>2011
>Still following Jesus

I worship Quetzacoatl, it's bitchin'

>>32115676
> Applejack is excited by mystery
> Rarity hosts a costume ball, no masks off before Midnight, magic shimmers and voice altering a must!
> SO VERY EXCITED BY THE END OF THE NIGHT

>>32115676
Squeak, I'm sorry, but you're in the minority around here.

I'm not going to say it was awful but could have been so much better.

>>32115679

They say it's for legal reasons that they can't read them, but of course, we know the real reason.

>>32115668
The dragon from Dragonshy.

>>32115668
human Derpy with a human Megatron

>>32115715
Quetzalcoatl was Jesus

>>32115677
>implying you need consent to have passionate hot sex
This is why you'll never be king.

>>32115679

I did for a while, then I realized they're silly, then NTSTS got upset. Then I don't know what happened after that.

>>32115677
Why would a horse care about the human concept of "consent"? Horses have sex because that's what they do, they're biologically driven to have have sex, and they'll be perfectly happy to accept a human's company, in fact, some even initiate the contact themselves by nuzzling and licking at your crotch

>>32115679
There's also a practical reason for this.

Creators of ongoing works have to be careful to never admit to reading fanfiction, because they could get sued for copyright infringement for using an idea they had independently of fan works.

It's stupid, but it has happened before.

>hasn't come to 4chan in months
>visit /co/
>see pony thread
>same tripfags as last time

Yep, I'm home alright!

>back to lurking

>>32115733
>Human Megatron.
ERROR
ERROR

>>32115715

Speaking of Sun gods, does Celestia pull Apollo's chariot, or is it the other way around?

>>32115728
>Implying they don't anyway

>>32115727

It could have been so much better. I don't mind the mexican gag, it's funny, but holy fuck it didn't need to be as dragged out as it did.

>>32115762
No

>>32115728
And the real reason is even if they really love the show they're immersed in it every day, and thus don't need to seek an outside source of pony.

>>32115705
Interesting. How would you say their cocks are, in contrast to human cocks?

>>32115411
dude
what is this bullshit
we all know that horses do not feel the orgasm
this is like... middle-school biology class?

>>32115715
>Quetzalcoatl
>Not Kukulcan
Disgusting Aztec scum, Maya master race

>>32115677
>not a sentient, sapient being that can give consent
That's your one problem with it? what about the smell? What if she kicks you? what if she Starts shitting?

>>32115764
>Reading >Fanfiction? But that's TABOO!

>>32115761
you've never seen the fan art have you? he's always a sexy beast!

>>32115705

Dude. No. You're not going to convert people to your fetish. Enough of that shit.

>>32115715
Sure. Why don't you come at me with your huge army of followers.

Oh wait. We killed them all. With fucking blankets.

>>32115747
I can't stand to read them. They are fun to write thuogh.

>>32115691
but I had never drawn before. at all. where's my fucking screenshot

>>32115726
RARITY: You, sir, should unmask.

STRANGER: Indeed?

PINKIE PIE: Indeed it's time. We all have laid aside disguise but you.

STRANGER: I wear no mask.

RARITY: (Terrified, aside to Pinkie Pie.) No mask? No mask!

Whats in Fluttershy's shed?

>>32115727

Huh? Really, I'll admit Apple Mov was funnier, but it wasn't that bad. Might have overdone the gross humor, but overall I found it pretty entertaining and about what I expected.

>>32115699
Discord looked horrifying, it was awesome.

>>32115738
There will be gifs for miles.

>>32115780
> What about the smell? What if she kicks you? what if she starts shitting?

Sounds like my average Friday night with a tied-up sub slave girl, what's the difference?

Oh yeah, a human can consent tacitly. Yeah, that's THE problem.

>>32115778
>dude it's 1857
>what is this bullshit
>we all know that women do not feel the orgasm
>this is like... middle-school biology class?

>>32115778
>horses do not orgasm

but that's wrong

>>32115814
He said feel.

>that is also wrong

>>32115749
Yeah, I'm pretty sure the "consent" thing is a screen for general squeamishness and taboo for the idea. It's stupid to think you'd be "taking advantage of" an animal, unless they were making an effort to get away. They're animals. They fuck. It's just what they do. They don't care what species dick it is.

Not defending bestiality; just saying the legal basis for it is pretty weak.

>>32115797
>blankets

oh no, I am defeated

>>32115820
FEELINGS?

>>32115813
Bitch, please. We've known women enjoy sex more since Tiresias told Zeus himself.

>>32115797

I thought they were killed by a sick black guy among the Conquistadors?

>>32115691
and why see how it's constructed if you plan on changing the construction?

>>32115832
CAR CHASES?!!

>>32115780

>implying I don't want Applejack to kick me until I'm on the ground and begging for mercy.

Not hard enough to break bones, but enough to hurt and leave me winded.

>>32115828
>you just implied she's dead, not just sleeping

>>32115840
Reminded of last thread's insane 40 year old black dude with the kissy and the baby eating

>>32115844
I'd let AJ bust my balls all day

>>32115840
Either one works. Choose your cultural apocalypse:

1) Be wiped out by blankets.

2) Be wiped out by a slave with a headcold.

>>32115843
SCARING THE LITTLE GIRL?!

>>32115677
>>32115705
>>32115749
>>32115778
>>32115810
>>32115813
>>32115814
>>32115825
>>32115844
Done.

Goodnight everyone.

>>32115859
You don't know?

Pathetic.

>>32115834
Yeah, then Juno decided to blind them for effectively siding with Saturn.

So I guess the lesson learned is, hedge your bets in an argument.

>>32115865
CAN'T HEAR YOU.

I'M ASLEEP.

PSCHEWW

PSCHEWW

>>32115834

>believing a story told by Zeus

He was an unstoppable rape machine. WE look normal compared to him. Just let that sink in.

>>32115859
HERBY MEETS THE JAWS OF LIFE.

BLOOD EVERYWHERE

>>32115854
Freddy is in this thread! IF YOU DIE IN YOUR SLEEP YOU DIE FOR REAL!

Guys, I just realized something terrible...

>CMC
Okay, that's normal. But when you flip it all upside-down...
>CWC

Why hasn't there been any Nathan x CMC x Tranny Chris-chan 34 yet?

>>32115813
>>32115814
Jesus christ

I didn't know that education is so bad in US.

Well.. no wonder that America tries to compensate lack of intellect with its firepower

>>32115841
It makes it much easier to change the construction.

You gotta practice drawing how the body links and combines before you can get a real good feel about changing it.

>>32115865

Yeeeeaaaahhh....I think I'll come back in the morning as well.

night everyone. New episode day after next, awesome.

>>32115881

THIS SUMMER.

>>32115834
>implying you can trust the word of a Greek
See, the Eurozone

>>32115874
Google gave me nothing. I assume it from a vidya game

>>32115895
Night.

>>32115889
fuck

you

>>32115878
didn't Zeus turn into an Ox or something to have sex with women?

>>32115899
ARNOLD SCHWARZENEGGER IS.
MY LITTLE PONY

>>32115854
No just sleepy

Just run up at her, in any given situation, with a fluffy blanket. She'll just fall over and go to sleep.

Its like weaponized narcolepsy

>>32115889
CWC is an oldgen ponyfag. Not a joke.

PACO GENERAL.

>>32115903
It's from these threads.

Right here on /co/.

Pay more attention.

Great, we scared away TWO contributors tonight. Well done /co/, you bi-polar fucks, talkin bout fucking horses and shit

>>32115825

In truth, it's the only solid basis there exists. If there were any animal on Earth that had the same capacity for reason as a human, They would be able to legally consent to both marriage and sex. Otherwise, it's all social taboo (read: a non-argument).

I like to stick to that reasoning, thanks.
yfw it's actually not altogether wrong to want to fuck a magic marshmallow pony in any real sense since they are intelligent organisms capable of reason and logic

Here's a screenshot.

>>32115885
But what if you dream of sleeping?

>>32115914


But why isn't she a taco?

>>32115912

DIRECTED BY NICOLAS CAGE.

Last thread, there were some that recently started drawing. One expressed confusion over wings for a pegasus. My advice is to go back to the source material, then compare it to the show to see how it is abstracted. If you know how the source looks, and how it's simplified, I find it easier.

Here is a duck wing, from above and from below, for reference.

>>32115911

He turned himself into everything, oxes, goats geese, he even had sex with a woman by turning into rain and slipping into her vagoo.

He is the patron god of /d/

>>32115891
sorry my uni didn't offer any courses on equine sexuality. I guess our educational system really is falling behind.

I would have taken them if they did though

>>32115925

Uh, who got scared ff exactly?

>>32115891
I was making fun of you, you twat

I don't care if horses really have orgasms or not. Nor if my women do. 19th century swag, bitch.

>>32115935
Eating just before bed is a bad habit she avoids

>>32115931
then you double die!

>>32115929
So very flexible.

And deadly!

>>32115951
horsefucker

>>32115952
LD and Squeak

>>32115949
That's one sick motherfucker
No wonder Greece is so fucked up today

>>32115923
I don't get it.

>3 AM

Ah, that's why.

>>32115941
BROUGHT TO YOU BY 2 GUYS WHO SAW THE POWERPUFF GIRLS MOVIE

>>32115889
>Nathan x CMC x Tranny Chris-chan 34

Oh fuck, please die for giving me that mental image. God damn you. Chris should wear a '20% Nathan' shirt while Nathan wears a Sonichu medallion

So who in here wants to fuck Sarah Jessica Parker then?

why do i keep coming back

>>32115982
IN 3D

>>32115978
You're just too new to know, then.

>>32115594
>reading the update
>heart falls out my ass

>>32115992

Because your destination is unknown.

>that feel when bestiality is legal in your country and it's fairly easy to rent a horse to fuck and come inside
>but you're too shy

>>32115929
>pinkies vag hypnotises the lesbian haircut pony.png

>>32115985
> Tranny Chris-chan
Oh. Oh dear.

You realize Chris is going to be deferred to a group home or something, don't you? He'll never see a prison but will never have a webcam again.

>>32115992
Hey Dinofag.
Jurassic Park Operation Genisis.
That is all.

>>32116000

>>32116000
Why is scootaloo wearing a little suit?

>>32115992

Because you have nothing better to do.

>>32115996
Haha, you had a heart.

Why does my chest cavity hurt so much?

>>32115691
>>32115621
I hope this helps you at all?

>>32116012
http://askstalkerloo.tumblr.com/
(I think)
It's pretty good.

so what does MLPG think of dress.mov?

How come every time I come on here there's a ponyfaggot thread? It's a single show for gays and kids. How the fuck do you shits find enough to talk about?

>>32115925

Eh, we can't get rid of Squeak when we fucking try to, and LD'll be back. No worries.

>>32116015

Is everyone dead? I hope that's how the story finally ended.

So I've already admitted to reading Romance Reports and liking it.

F:E: Should I start reading this, >fanfiction be damned?

>>32115931
>But what if you dream of sleeping?

>>32116029
Shit.

>>32115961
Man Freddy, for a guy who jumps into peoples dreams and kills them, you're a bit of a jerk

>>32116000
>paying for horsesex
>in 2011

That's what wire cutters are for. But seriously don't fuck animals.

>>32116000
You know sex with animals is now linked to several forms of HPV that cause all kinds of otherwise rare cancers in your genitalia, don't you?

Just stick with IMAGINARY MARSHMALLOW PONIES.

>>32116029

Fake and gay.

>>32116034
Life's to short.

Read it.

>>32116012
Because she's cute.

>>32116030
>>32116030
we've been having nonstop general threads for almost one year

>>32116004
>Christ-Chan will never grace the internet again with a webcam.

>>32116004
>group home
What? Isn't he a grown man? I'm sure he could get enough welfare for his baaaad autism to get an apartment and a decent internet connection. He could be like one of them Japanese otakus.

>>32116029
Not very funny.

>>32116029
Not very good.

Well animated, just boring and unfunny overall.

>>32115993
AND INTRODUCING ALL NEW SMELL-O-VISION

>>32116034
Life is too short to finish that fanfic. You'll never catch up now.

Don't bother with it.

>>32115928
Dolphins are incredibly intelligent and will initiate sexual contact with humans on occasion. How high in intelligence do they have to be before they can be consenting? Is self-awareness a cutoff point?

Also, why is having sex with animals taboo, but the idea of sex robots is what everyone looks forward to about the future? Aren't those also thinking beings without quite the same mental capacities as humans? Why are animals given higher rights than robots?

It's all social taboo

>>32116027
Fuck yes pay attention because this is how you do it.

>>32116054
>Christ-Chan

>>32116030
there's a lot of gays and kids on 4chan

>>32116034
>Liked Romance Reports.

Well Anon, you can't fall any lower.

Knock yourself out.

>>32116048
Life IS too short to spend the 500 hours it would take to read F:E.

Becoming Popular (Canterlo-Disco Mix)
[aka Becoming Popular (Eurostar Mix)]

YOUTUBE: http://youtu.be/jta6ykJt08w
BANDCAMP: http://odysseymusic.bandcamp.com/track/becoming-popular-canterlo-disco-mix
MEDIAFIRE (MP3): http://www.mediafire.com/?zfxf15kjqzk7fjf
MEDIAFIRE (WAV): http://www.mediafire.com/?206btb2ktm96daa

Don't get too settled into the tracklisting numbers yet. I plan to add Discord Instrumental just after the original version and before this one.

>>32116041

>>32116045
It's only linked in third world countries where unwashed, uncut niggers fuck dead dogs.

>>32116034

It's LITERALLY longer than the entire Lord of the Rings trilogy. Do yourself a favor and don't ever read it.

>>32116069
so then there's this asshole

>>32116057
This one seemed worse animated than the first one, too. There were places where one pose would suddenly turn in to another pose.
It might have been intentional, trying to be funny somehow, but it really looked like shit.

>>32116073

at least it was vanilla and didn't have any weird fetish bullshit

>>32116052
Hey Dino-fag, I found you an MLP doll for you
http://mylittlewiki.org/wiki/Cutesaurus

>>32116090
But longer means better!

>>32116012
It's a reaction image cut from some big-ass crossover drawing.

>>32116069
FUCK dolphins, damn little rape machines.

We need to wipe them out. The Japanese have the right idea on this one.

>>32116090
>LITERALLY longer than the entire Lord of the Rings trilogy.

Seriously?

>>32116085
have my babies

>>32116082
It's an ok story, like PS. Just enjoy it for what it's worth. Life's to short to be so cynical over everything.

>>32116085
>http://youtu.be/jta6ykJt08w
Niice.

I'm not a drawfag, but sometimes I caption screenshots with things that I think are funny.

Does this happen to anyone else?

>>32116100
>>32116100
>hair
BULLSHIT
i appreciate the gift though, i think i'll cherish it for a few minutes then quietly put it in the closet

>>32116069
for great justice

>>32116030

List of things we talk about more than the show:

Circle jerking
Horse wanking
Toy stealing
Nathan worshiping
Broken families
Porn
Fan fiction
Autists
Racial slurs
Internet drama
Furry burning
Brony flogging
Anal pain
and of course Griffy.

>>32116069
because those sex robots will be humanoid, NOT HORSEOID!!

>>32116085
You make life a little brighter.

>>32115929
Here's another screenshot.

>>32116138
So naive.

>>32116111
Over 500k words.

And it isn't done.

Just kidding, it fucking bad ended this chapter. Protagonist went full /co/ text adventure retarded.

>>32116129

You forgot Rapist Dolphining

>>32116150

What happened

>>32116117
>20's cartoon
You know if the dolphin rape caves weren't real that would be more disturbing

>this thread

>>32116105
NO
It's long so it's automatically bad!

>>32116129
>forgetting >grapes
>2011

>>32116129
>No EU3

I'm hurt.

>>32116069

Dolphins are rapists anyway. I don't think it would be a simple feat to fuck a female dolphin without having male dolphin cock rammed up your ass.

Is it okay to fuck a fleshlight? once robots gain sentience, the capacity for reason and logic and are able to reproduce on their own, they will be considered living beings. Sooooooo robots will always be okay to fuck in the empirical sense,

>>32116000
Like a full size stallion? That cock will rip you to shreds. A miniature stallion would be OK, but it'd still pound your ass raw.

>>32116129
> not listing rape eight times over
Doesn't that just go without saying now?

>>32116150

>>32116150

>/co/ text adventure retarded

Soooo....everyone was telling pip to randomly start masturbating? What?

>>32116158
I find that cartoon more disturbing than many things that are real

>>32116111

Yes.

If it keeps going at the rate it's at, it's poised to surpass the fucking Bible in length.

I just cannot believe how autistic the author must be.

>>32116170

God's will has made it clear to you!

ur a faget

>>32116173
>Stallions
Ew, gay. I'm talking mares.

>>32116156
This chapter?

Lilpip has summoned all her friends to Spikes cave to plan out how to end the fight mounting in Fillydephia. Everything goes off according to plan until the end, where she takes a 'leap of faith' and makes SPike so angry he roasts her alive.

>>32116178

I wonder when Jr's gonna do another raisinquest

>>32116090

Where the hay was that big lug?

Applejack trotted across the fields of freshly-bucked apple trees, past the buckets upon buckets filled with the new harvest, vibrant reds and greens. The air was as crisp as the fresh fruit piled about the orchards.
Still no sign of her big brother.

She'd checked the north pasture, the fields as far as the west gate, and every orchard in between. He had to still be on the farm somewhere. He must have slipped by her while she was working, and headed back to the farmhouse. She rounded the barn and climbed the splintering wooden steps on the porch. Granny Smith was there in her rocking chair, and the orange filly nodded to her.
"Evenin', Gran'." she smiled despite her weariness.
Granny barely responded. No doubt she was lost in thought again. She got that way in the late afternoons, just before dusk set in.

AJ stamped into the house and looked around the halls. She wiped sweat from her forehead and adjusted the brim of her hat with one hoof. If Mac was going to disappear and leave her to finish the last orchard on her own, he better have a danged good reason.

Applejack began down the hall, checking the kitchen. Maybe the big lug had decided to surprise her by starting on dinner. But unsurprisingly, only dirty pots and pans were out to greet her. Her frustration grew.
She checked the den. Applebloom was lying on the rug, coloring something on a piece of school paper.
"Hey Sis!" she smiled, without taking her eyes off her coloring page.
"Applebloom, have you seen Big Mac 'round here anywhere?"
"Yeah!" She said, switching out an orange crayon for a red one, "He went on back to his room I think."
Applejack frowned. If he was taking a nap at this time in the afternoon...!

She trotted down the hall, ready to chastise her uncharacteristically-lazy brother. She reached his room, banged the door open with her fore leg.
"Mac, where--"

>someone posts helpful drawing guides
>have dialup, cannot download

>>32116150
I lol'd good there

>>32116201
Big Mac startled and nearly jumped when his sister threw the door open. He scrunched himself up, squeezing that big frame into an awkward pose. Applejack tilted her head, looking him over. It took a second for what she was seeing to register.
He sat on his bed, trying to hide a raging erection, turning sheepishly red even through his already-red coat. Lying on the bed next to him was some girly mag with some soft-looking yellow filly on the center spread.
"Dangit, sis!" he blurted out, "Ain't ya' never heard a'knockin'?!" His tone was a mixture of embarrassment and accusation.
AJ blushed brightly in response and quickly closed the door, standing stock-still in the hall for a moment. "Sorry!" she shouted back quickly.

She stood out there for a few seconds.
Well, she thought, THAT was embarrassing. Still, probably not the most awkward thing that had ever happened. She figured it was no big deal and decided to put it out of her mind and forget all about it. She headed back out down the hall and made a mental note to knock from now on.
That was just basic courtesy.

The end.

>>32116129
You want to talk about the show? That's easy enough to kickstart.


First, start a dash/rarity flame war. Best results come from spamming Dash and waiting for Rarifags to come out of the woodwork, attracting more dashfags.

Another way is to start praising Trixie. She's still controversial enough to start some discussion, and at least unite the Dash/Rarity fans against the Trixiefags.

I don't know the effectiveness of other methods. But the first will give 75% successful results, and the latter around 50%, depending on how close to actual show discussion the MLPG is.

>>32116175
>>32116170
>>32116166
>>32116154

It's been a long day and i'm expanding my fap folder, give me a break.

>>32116192
Oh, that's different. The minis are a much better fuck, because the average sized penis will easily make them orgasm.

>>32116201
And then a skeleton popped out!

OOoOOoOoowooOo!!!

>>32116178
>Raisin
Will that fucker ever run another one of these? I liked the thrill of potential death always looming around the corner.

>>32116199
Hopefully soon.

I miss getting Raisin killed.

>>32116212

So it's either talk about >fanfiction and >rape here or go back to the porn dump on /v/.

Decisions, decisions.

>>32116196
Wait, are you serious? It's finally fucking over?

>>32116196

So she's finally dead, right. Please, for the love of god. I stopped reading like 5 chapters ago because I just couldn't take the proportions of the story anymore.

>>32116150

Oh God, I must read it.

>>32116034
I love it.
If it's the sort of thing you like, you might find you like it...

Since I've learned to avoid these threads like a reasonably contagious disease as of late, what was the consensus on the latest episode? I happen to love Rarity, so I was a bit disappointed about the somewhat cliche' plot, but I felt that the song, beret Rarity and some of the imagery from the party crashing really made up for it. So I still found the episode very good if not great.

>>32116233
No, I refuse to believe after 44 chapters and Lord knows how many words he's just going to end it there like how SG: U ended. Lilpip is going to pull a Harry Potter, mark my words.

>>32116232
>He thinks that shit is over.
LOOK AT HIM.

LOOK AT HIM AND LAUGH!

>>32116225

>>32116196
>survive a shitton of bullets
>die from fire

heh. guess they found her weakness

>>32116251
>Since I've learned to avoid these threads like a reasonably contagious disease as of late

How rude.

>>32116199

I wonder where he's been.

Too much Skyrim I suppose. He's posted about it on his Deviantart page.

that feel when next Raisin Quest will include dragon shouts

>>32116251
It dragged its feet at first, but really picked up and redeemed itself at the end and turned into a pretty good episode.

>opinions

Gorilla Rape, Dolphin rape It's a full on Rape Jamboree out there
Everything goes, it's a Rape or be raped kinda world in the animal kingdom

>>32116274

what was the last raisinquest? was that the one with the verbose dragon?

>>32116258

Oh boy, you're probably right. The author's going to copy one of the worst and unsatisfying endings in recent memory.

>>32116227
>>32116199
Just wait. I'll be back in full force one of these days. Let me get some shit straightened out and we'll talk, Anons. Also, I gotta write me another plot.

I'll make good for my recent disappearance, I swear.

>>32116251
I loved everything except the song, which felt pretty run off the mill.

It did give up artsy Rarity though, so it automatically scores 9/10.

>>32116278
Benevolent creator my ass

>>32116251
Everyone mostly really liked it.

The song was great.

Fancy Pants is superbro.

Fleur is eminently fuckable.

Everyone except Rarity was drunk, that's why they were so brutish at the garden party.

Also Rarity got away with pretty much everything.

>>32116272
I guess she should have stacked her fire resist gear.

>>32116251
there were some pretty good parts in the episode, my friend and I couldn't stop laughing for the entire scene where everyone surprised Rarity at her door

>>32116288
Yes, and it ended with us just barely surviving but managing to save the world anyway.

Though Twilight is not cursed to death, so that's not good.

>>32116232
>
>>32116258
Like, maybe another chapter or two.

Unless... Umm, Anyone here play the Fallout 3 DLC for those aliens?

Remember, you are first and only line of defense between Equestria and the things that fall from above.

>>32116288

I think. I swear, if I missed another one, I'm going archive diving. FacelessJr is a god-tier DM.

"Oh Fluttershy, I'm so excited for you!" Pinkie giggled, sweeping the young pegasus up into a huge, bouncy hug.
"Oh... well I don't want-" she began.
"You guys have been dating for like, forever! Or almost forever anyway! You must be so excited to finally go to the next level! Woo woo! You lucky girl!" the pink party pony grinned, elbowing Fluttershy in an encouraging and knowing gesture.
Fluttershy glanced up, her head hanging towards the ground. "Pinkie, I didn't tell-"
"Just be sure to use protection! Remember, 'no glove, no love'! 'No hanky, no panky!'" She sat back, looking up at the sky and trying to recount others. "'No wrapper, no tapper'! No-"
"Pinkie," Fluttershy whispered, tugging at her arm.
She glanced down at the yellow filly, stopping her stream of rhyming advice. "What's wrong? You don't want to do it?"
"Oh, I do," Fluttershy nodded, nearly whispering in her characteristically quiet tone. "But... I'm just very nervous. I've never done it before."
"It'll be okay!" Pinkie smiled, patting Fluttershy a bit too enthusiastically on her back. "Don't be afraid of a little fun between the sheets!"
"Um," the pegasus stammered, "I was wondering... maybe you could help me?"
"In a heartbeat!" the earth pony bubbled. "I'll give you all the tips you could want!"
"It's not that," Fluttershy whispered back. "I was thinking... Well... it would mean a lot to me if I could have a friend there to support me."
Pinkie smiled back reflexively, then paused, glanced down, and wore a look of exaggerated contemplation. "Wait a ticky! You mean actually there? THERE there? Like... where the action is?"
Fluttershy blushed brightly, her yellow cheeks turning rosy, but she didn't turn away. She gave a soft nod. "It would mean a lot to me. I don't think I can do it by myself."

>>32116304
only Trixie could make drinking from a juice box be not cute

>>32116314
Only the hellfire power armor gave fire resistance right?

>>32116272

About time if you ask me. I know it's copypasta fallout universe but come on, all the drama and suspense is sucked out after each fight because everyone shrugs the damage off.

>get shot up
>win fight
>"oh well, good thing we had a shit ton of healing powder that magically closes up wounds on the spot."

i like trixie

>>32116319
oh FUUUUUUUUUCK NO

so a quest was a choose your own fanfiction, and Raisin was the character?

and why is length such a big deal you pansies?

>>32116318

I kind of feel bad knowing that he just let us win. I mean, I would have accepted canon bad end rather than him going soft on us.

>>32116336
Why do you have such shit taste

>>32116329
>Get shot up.
>Win fight.

You forgot loosing consciousness in order to win said fight.

Filthy commoner.

>>32116329
"Well, you know, it's the damnedest thing, every time I bring up my Pip Boy to list my inventory it's like I can just pop away healing medications and get better instantly, it's so fucking weird man."

>>32116336

I don't get what the deal is with all the trixie hate
I mean, since when has being a dick made people not like a character?

>>32116319
Bastard is to lazy to put a level cap remover and you think that he would install DLC?
Hell know
Now we all have to wait for Fallout Equestria Nev whatever the fuck she thinks about.

>>32116374
>she

Is it a gurl gamer?

>>32116352
I dunno. It felt more like 'last ditch personal effort and a bit of luck' winning to me, rather than him handing it to us.

The time warp things should probably be handled a little better next time; I don't think anyone was fully clear on what did and didn't happen, especially after the second revert.

When's the last time you attended a garden party?

>>32116367
It's not about that
Trixie is a good character
It's just that her fans are some of the biggest faggots ever
I mean look at Seth Nanaki and whatever the name of that dA faggot was.
They just spam Trixie non stop and make people hate her.

>>32116374
>Fallout: Equestria Operation Somefuckinghorsename

>>32116367
She was noxiously prideful and made the mistake of not knowing how to 'handle' Snips and Snails, which lead to the Terror Twins going out and screwing up all of Ponyville.

Also, y'know, not being truthful at first about her accomplishments, which is totally not at all like a few other favorite ponies we know.

Don't get me wrong, I don't really like her either but the intense hate is a little much.

>>32116251
I loved the song and enjoyed the subversions of the usual tropes, thanks to how non-reactionary and .

This makes me suspect Fancy Pants and Fleur are villains who have risen to the top of Canterlot society in order to overthrow the Princesses. Fleur had form-altering surgery so that when the deed was done, she could imitate a depowered Princess Celestia.

you know how you can pass out and wake up with the fight won?

friendship

friendship never changes

>>32116403
God I hate her dress.

i think trixie is a very attractive pone

i like her colors

>>32116421

Or does it?

Friendship has changed.

>>32116394

I've just learned to be more heroic, within reason of course. I mean, he did get pretty miffed that we just did nothing on our second life because we were too afraid of death.

Better to take a risk and fail than to just accept things, I guess.

>>32116421
"Ponys... ponys never change" -Red EyeI shit you not, that is what is in there.

>>32116352
He said that he started throwing dice to see what would happen. We got obscenely lucky when we weren't detected and when Scootaloo managed to grab the correct vial.

>>32116421

Littlepip better be crippled or dead I shit you not

>>32116034 here

Fuck, I can't stop myself. Too curious.

Bye bye life.

>>32116427
It looks like shes running around in a table cloth

>>32116303
>blames benevolent creator for dog-rape-dog world
>ignores apple-eating great-grandparents

>>32116453
ANON NO
YOU HAVE SO MUCH TO LIVE FOR

>>32116428

She is well designed and has a good voice, I won't lie. Still a bitch though.

>>32116427
Oh bitch you did not just even --

WHO HERE LIKES PRETTY GIRLS IN SUN DRESSES?

>that feel when Fat Rarity in dress.mov gives you a boner

>>32116439
I am so glad he went out like he did.
Last chapter was glorious. Dem fuckin Alicorns man.
>>32116453
We barely knew ye.

>>32116394
Okay, I was gonna stay anon and shit, but since you guys seem to be interested, yeah, I'll probably do another Raisin Quest sometime soon. I'll leave it up to you guys to decide whether or not you want me to go Sierra on your asses or just keep it chill and see what the fuck goes down.

Also, the time-thing. I may have you guys use Hayseed as your means of travel. If you lose her, you lose the ability to restart the quest. Who knows; could be fun.

More details later.

>>32116443

fa/tg/uy here. Whenever the DM says you got lucky with the dice, he let you win.

>>32116404

well, fuck 'em
I'm not gonna let a faggot or two spoil a perfectly good character for me
dat color scheme

>>32116421
what are you talking about?
nutshell it for me.

>>32116470
I am so glad to never know the feeling of a voluntary boner again.

Morning Frost looked at Velvet Remedy’s illusion of Neighvarro. Then stared up at Spike. “Do you think you can take down the Enclave shield?”

Spike lowered his head, staring at the data on her PipBuck. “Magically enhanced Type Six photonic resonance barrier. Let me do the math…” Assistant to the most geeky unicorn indeed.

He sat up, making an elaborate show of counting on his claws, occasionally mumbling something like “carry the three”, before leaning back and giving us a wide, dangerous, sharp-teeth-filled grin.

“Oh yeah,” he purred. “Probability of hindrance: zero percent!”

>>32116420
The song was good, can't say it was world-shaking but definitely a worthy member of the collection.

>>32116428
I think Trixie has an attractive personality. Such a high rank in charisma, bitch could get things done in the real world

>>32116487
Man I love VaultBoy

>>32116487
>giving us a wide, dangerous, sharp-teeth-filled grin.
> wide
> dangerous
> sharp
> TEETH (not TOOTH?!) filled grin

Mother fucker this alone makes me want to never read that fucking story.

>>32116478

FULL SIERRA NEGRO

THAT SHIT IS INTENSE AS FUCK

>$100 tax returns
HAHA TIME FOR PONI MEMORABILIA

>>32116478

Is it wrong that I missed you more than Leth?

>>32116481
I'm a fa/tg/uy too. Sometimes the dice gods just smile on you.

>>32116478

so long as you make the game actually winnable, anything works

>>32116478
Either way.

I'd rather not have her, you know, die for good, but I suppose if we can't that takes some of the suspense away.

>>32116482
i like to think trixie just has a stage persona and is a little insecure

if only she had someone who could look beyond her exterior and see that she is just a shy filly on the inside who just needs some love

i could give her that love

>>32116522

>>32116487
>Loved Fallout 3, 2 years ago.
>Liberty Prime most memorable part. Robots FUCK YEAH.
>That post gave me physical pain.

>>32116470
>DRESS.MOV
As a rarity fan do I want to watch this?
I have it open but I don't know if I'll regret pressing play.

>>32116528
Even for as much as he likes some kinky rape stuff, he does contribute. Leth gets all this credit for 'sheparding' but Faceless stays pretty close to being a decent bro contributor in the threads now.

>>32116528
Leth doesn't even do anything. Why wouldn't you miss Jr more?

>>32116516
Alrighty. I'll start plotting that motherfucker in between my arting. I love Sierra quests.

I'll make it difficult.

>>32116538
Oh come on we'll never get a true Game Over
He loves Raisin
We love Raisin
He'll just give us another chance

>Trixie love in this thread

Feels good, fellow Trixiebros.

I hope she gets another episode.

>>32116549
if you can put up with shit posted here you'll be fine.
just take it with a grain of salt

>>32116453
don't be trooled the thing's fucking glorious

>>32116549
meh its no worse than fan-wankery that has showed up here.

you'll be fine.

I was asked to sketch Celestia and Fluttershy doing a spin mid-fly. How's this?

I know Celestia's face looks weird, I'm not sure how to draw it from that angle.

>Non vocal Trixie fans are best fans.

>>32116549
Don't expect it to be nearly as good as APPLE.MOV

It just doesn't measure up.

>>32116549
Just watch it anyway.

He's pretty brutal to her character all of the characters but it's absurd enough that you don't take it seriously.

>>32116600
yes
this

>>32116585
>Implying Trixie has fans

>>32116570
The curses and swears are the best part of the story.

>>32116453 here

Fuck this story, the prologue is a bitch to read already. Consider me spared.

It doesn't help that it didn't start with "War. War never changes." Or even a variant of some kind, shit.

>>32116528
I'm touched, anon. in such a good way
>>32116564
>>32116538
Oh, you guys can lose Raisin. Since I'm not doing a guaranteed reset system this time around, you better hold onto Hayseed for dear life. Lose her, you'll have to tread carefully.