DRESS.MOV was too long.

It should have just focused on Rarity and her Dresshop.

>>32103740
Definitely sucked. I was all hopeful and everything. Now all I have to live for is this book I got from the library.

The BATMAN Handbook: The Ultimate Training Manual. Hilarious

>>32103740
DRESS? Not so good.

It would be kind of nice to discuss Twilight's educational standards versus what's normal in Ponyville, I guess.

"What do you MEAN second graders don't know how to derive?"

And for the anon requesting Batman pony pictures.

>>32103740
The main 6 are basically 3 different characterisations at polar opposites to each other.
Dash-Fluttershy
Rarity-Applejack
Twilight-Pinkie

I want an episode where Applejack starts to think that all of her friends can do everything she can and better, and starts trying way too hard to prove she's useful.

>>32103740
needed more urolagnia.

DRESS.MOV was terribad.

Such a far fall from APPLE.MOV

>>32103831
My ships!

Could we have a discussion on how he wants to do a cartoon for each character?

I think he should have just done APPLES and left it at that.
DRESS was alright, but clearly its no APPLES.

How do you mean, "Mental differences"? You mean different personalities that sometimes actually are in direct conflict with their friends'?

It's an example of taking your audience seriously, but not in a dark or particularly serious manner. It teaches little kids about how relationships between people actually work instead of watering it down to laughable proportions where they learn nothing about social interaction.

>>32103787
I disagree, it should have had minimal interaction with the sweatshop.

If it had switched focus after "they're not allowed to leaaaaaave" it probably would have been just as good as apple.mov. But it just dragged on and on and wasn't funny at all.

The best part was Dash, because her joke was concise and funny. Fluttershy would have been okay but he brought that joke back again in the same episode for some reason.

>>32103816

>>32103847
>opposites attract

HEY EVERYBODY LOOK AT THIS FAGGOT.

>Not liking DRESS.mov

You guys literally cannot like anything

>>32103740
I knew that sucked fucking shit in the first 30 seconds. The first was only good because it was shocking. It was a parody of the highest level and it never even stopped to play ANYTHING straight. This? It's just an episode of ponies with little jokes half way in.

>>32103858
I think he means he wants Punky the Pony.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uQyr7nDLS4M

>>32103832
AJ's the strongest out of all of them in terms of pure strength.

Though the content wasn't very good. HDD does really push what flash can do to the limits and beyond. His skill in frame by frame animation is superb but this movie was lacking in humor and writing.

But then again no one ever cares about one part of the piece. Its the combined parts of it that make it great. Comedy just didn't seem to be pulling its weight in this particular piece.

DO YOU NOW SEE WHY ITS IMPORTANT TO HAVE BOTH ARTFAGS AND WRITEFAGS?

>>32103892
Actually is not because of that... I dont even see Pinkie and Twilight as opposites.

>>32103831
>Rarity-Applejack
We've already got two with those. Get something else.

>>32103901
I liked the animation

>>32103847
>those ships
Twipie is all right, I'll give you. But seriously? Rarijack, Flutterdash? God no, try again. Here.

>Twishy
>Flutterjack
>Raridash

Enjoy your edification.

I SAW WHAT YOU DID CHISTERY

I SAW WHAT YOU POSTED

PINKIE PIE TIME

>>32103915
>Extroverted pink party pony
>Socially awkward nerdy purple pony

Niggers, why would you watch a show meant for little girls?

For those who have yet to see it:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=XpH-SmtnOqI#!

>>32103901
It honestly was disappointing, it relied upon old jokes and funny faces. Nothing special.

>>32103901

The animation was nice, and the scenes that didn't involve Rarity were nice, but Rarity's segment had one joke that wasn't particularly funny to begin with and dragged on way too long.

>>32103892
How do you explain the fact that I accumulate many tiny people as my friends? HMMMMM?

FORGET DRESS.MOV

IMAGE IS MORE IMPORTANT MATTER AT THE MOMENT

FUCK THE WHAT

The animation in Dress.mov was fine. Max is good at that, and we all know it.

The humor was just either absent, overused, or just simply unfunny. Dash's one liner was really the only perfect moment in the animation.

>>32103901
>having no taste

MLPG would be better without scum like you

>>32103940
Fuck you rarijack is the best ship.

>Flutterjack
Gay.

>>32103962
> FAMILY GUY

>>32103842

>>32103956
Because I'm autistic, and I think WWIII is right around the corner, and I need something that's calming as fuck.
It's like asking why "Happiness is a Warm Puppy" worked well.

>>32103976
rarijack is a terrible ship faggot

>>32104002
You are a terrible ship faggot.

>>32104002
Every ship is a terrible ship except for that one ship that I like.

r8 my ship guys

>>32103998
Mind explaining that to me? I saw someone else mention WW3 too, and I can't be bothered to leave MLPG.

>>32103914
Hey Klondike, didn't you have some text-based adventure game or something? How's that going?

>>32104035

\10/10

>>32103927

So did everyone else. Unfortunately the shitty writing spoiled it.

>>32104035
ITS GAY!

>>32104035
20/10

>>32104002
13435353425/10.
good ship, would watch again.

>>32103914
If he got together with a good writer I think it would make for an excellent duo

> Rarity is an ungenerous cunt
It's like Max REALLY READS THESE THREADS.

>>32104035
2/10, the diamond dogs were not romantically interested in her and they seemed to outright hate her by the end.

>>32104035
Its stupid, it suck, and I hate it

>>32104072
So Dash is going to be a fat, infertile cunt?

>>32104037
It's trumped up shit from The Daily Mail. There isn't going to be a WWIII anytime soon; especially not between the U.S. and China. They need each other more than they hate each other right now.

Considering it was featuring worst pony, how could DRESS.MOV possibly stand up to APPLE.MOV?

>>32104072
she's also fat

>>32103740
I liked it.

DRESS was okay.

It was even more 'Ren and Stimpy-ish' than before. Quite a feat.

Twilight had the best reaction faces.

>>32104093
Oh it is ON NOW, BITCH.

>>32104093

>>32103914
agreed. I thought the content was rather lack luster

Apple.mov focused on one single joke, AJ eats apples and just ran as far as it could with that. Dress.mov didn't seem to have the same thing going for it.

>>32104039
The alpha is done.
The alpha was just you meeting the mane 6 for the first time.
The beta is going great. It will allow you to do things outside of follow the story line (which thus far is non existant).

I might have to start over with the same content because the technical part of the game is getting sloppy and I didn't really care before sense I wasn't planning on finishing it. But now I have some serious revising to do.

>>32103991
Noice.

What about her floating to the ground after?

>>32104093
1/10.
Trolling is only good if you make it somewhat believable.

WHAT'S IN THE SHED.

WHAT'S IN THE SHEEEDDDDDD.

>>32104037

Iran's been getting aggressive lately and it's been exchanging some harsh words with the US. Some retards believe the US will actually invade the country. other retards believe that Russia and China would support Iran in the event of such an invasion.

>>32104093

>>32103940
The fuck kind of ships are these

Outside of Raridash that was kind of born out of Sonic Rainboom i've almost never heard of those ships

>>32104089
> Fat, infertile cunt
... I'm sorry are you trying to NOT give me a boner?

You're not very good at this.

>>32104072
What are you talking about?

Rarity is generous as fuck, rewatch suited for success.

>>32103976
>Rarijack
>good
I recommend a crash course in good ships. I'm running one now, actually. It'll teach you how to ship properly, and how to have opinions that aren't god-awful.

WHY ARE YOU GUYS ACTUALLY RATING MY SHIP I WAS JOKING. ITS NOT EVEN MY OTP

>>32103969
And the last pony crosses the finish line...

>>32103963
Compared to us, everybody is tiny. Ergo, for us to have friends our friends must be tiny.

>>32103940
Second-best ship is second-best.

>>32104125
It's not trolling though.

>>32104111

I agree, but it dragged on too long. It would have been much better if it just cut straight to the antics.

Fucking loved Paco though.

What's dress.mov?

>>32104037
Russia's upset about the shield.
Iraq has our droid and threatened to attack.
Isreal...exists and we have heavy ties to it.
China, just fucking China.
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/worldnews/middleeast/iran/8934086/Iran-threatens-retaliation-after-d
rone-shot-down.html
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ugq-KleU8IA

>>32104155

YOUR OTP IS ROVER/YOURSELF ISNT IT

Awesome, thanks

>DRESS.mov
>People bitching about it.

>It caused so much assdamage in EQD I could feel the heat from my monitor.

All in all, I would call it a success.

Only rarityfags could have hated dress.mov

It was enjoyable, but I did like apple.mov more

I thought DRESS.MOV was okay, but let's face it, it didn't have any Applejack... how could it have been good?

Consider this: EVERY GOOD EPISODE IN MY LITTLE PONY HAS HAD APPLEJACK IN IT.

The only episode of FiM Applejack hasn't appeared in was Stare Master, which FUCKING SUCKED.

AJ is, and always has been, the ROCK of this series. She's not there to stand out. She's there to make the series GOOD.

Max made a critical error omitting her from DRESS.MOV, but I understand that he was hoping he could make an animation stand on its own without the need for help from AJ it can't.

>that feel when you have nine more pages of study guide to go through and 9001 pages of notes to find the answers
Fuck that noise. Anyone want a pony drawn? I promise to try and make it look not-shitty this time

>>32104152
The fuck you know about shipping? You like MacxSnails faggot.

>>32104175
They can post dress.mov on EqD? I thought that site was full of 12 year olds.

>>32104163
> I would fuck that, anthro or not anthro, until I ran out of fluids.
What can I say? Artsie girls with curves and style just do it for me, hooves or no hooves.

>>32104175
He purposely wanted it to be bad?

That's kind of funny. If that's what he wanted then he succeeded.

>>32104175
>People say a bad show is bad
>ASS PAIN MASSIVE TROLL SO COOl
no

>>32104185

I'm not a rarityfag. I thought Rarity's segment was completely unfunny, it stretched a joke that was already weak to begin with out way too much.

enough of this fan made shit.

I was just re-watching The Mysterious Mare Do Well, and I noticed the BTAS sound-a-like music during the chase. awesome.

i thought dress.mov was only ok but after seeing the butthurt buttmad buttangry /co/fags i love it even more. keep on crying neckbeards.

>>32104207
http://www.equestriadaily.com/2011/12/dressmov.html

>>32104152
I'd attend ....
>MacxSnails

Wait. No.

>>32104165

The large burly man was better.

But again, thats probably because he reminded me of Ren and Stimpy's Lummox.

Making Rarity fat...nah. Not feeling it.

>>32104229
>Watch DRESS.MOV
>Think you're any different from the average MLPG person

Ahahaha, no.

You're a furfag. Stop watching shitty brony animation.

>>32104229

b-b-b-buh-b-bu-buh-buht MAH WAIFU!

>>32104193
The reason Applejack is a success as a character is because she is the straight man and down to earth pony that the other, more "wacky" characters like Rarity and Dash can play off of. AJ's character is pretty plain but she's good at what she does and plays a vital role in the show.

It's simple and successful comedy.

>>32104242
Revolución!

>>32104170
> Iraq has our droid
It's Iran, it's a drone, this isn't a Star Wars thread, /x/, or /pol/.

"Where do you think we are right now?"

>>32104272
Eugh, that face

>>32104123

>>32104229
No one is butthurt retard but that shit is not funny at all.

>>32104197
>>32104238
Romantic troglodytes! Poltroons! Philistines! None of you will ever know the joy of being part of the elite!

In all seriousness, though, what the fuck is wrong with MacxSnails?

>>32104122
>that feel when you get excited about a game and give Klondike 24 hours to finish it you're like -12142 (I didn't actually count) hours late btw and he's actually working on it.


That was a good morning to be awake I guess

>>32104175
>I didn't like it and this is why I didn't like it.
>bitching.

>>32104171
No actually it is two ponies.

and its straight

and one in the pair is of the mane 6

It's RD

And Dumbbell/Kevin pony because rivalries are the best relationship makers. Look at Hey Arnold God damn it.

>>32104284
>Iran has our Droid.

For a second there I was worried that they could download apps at us.

>>32104284
Goddamnit. I don't know why I wrote Iraq. I thought Iran, I knew Iran, my source said Iran. Polite sage because my posts = off-topic

>>32104295
Because it's snails. He's demonstrably the worst pony

>>32104229
EqD and ponychan loved the fuck out of dress.mov

Stop thinking you're hot shit brony.

>>32104295
Obviously is because they dont like that ship but you insult them Terse! Thats not nice.

>>32104255
>someone from /co/ thinks they know decent animation

>>32104310
What happened to her?

>>32104295
what's right with MacxSnails
oh wait
>shipping

I honestly am not sure why he changed Rarity's appearance and voice to something so awful

Her goofy look and voice from Apple would have sufficed and been funny to boot

>>32104288

This.

This and the whole scene with her poking Fluttershy in the ass.

Best moments.

>>32104333
>implying I've ever even visited /co/ once

Faggot. I bet you browse /co/ all the time.

Nice trips, though. Those are highly respected where I come from.

>>32103814
You should stick with ponies. Fat ponies are cute. Fat people are not cute.

>>32104357
Yeah I agree, the poking bit was the best part

>>32104310
>RD x Billy

Please draw this

>>32104362
>where you're from
>>>/v/
>>>/b/

>>32104315
If the Android market were the largest problem the world's coping with right now ... I'd be so fucking happy.

Instead, ponies!

>>32104310
This is worst than MacxSnails!

>>32104193
...But she was in Show Stoppers, and OWTEW, and those are the worst episodes of the series. And Stare Master was a fine episode!

>>32104342

Egoraptor didn't feel like doing it so HDD had to find someone else.

There's a message on his Youtube page or something.

>>32104091
Oh wow, I bet people are seriously worried about that, too.

I'm so glad I stopped following the news. This shit is just redonkulous.

>>32104323
>>32104330
Fair is fair. I try to be kind and courteous, but then people respond with such harsh words, and I lose my temper. I will rein it in in future and refrain from calling you troglodytes from now on.
Anyway, everyone deserves love, even objective worst pony. Don't you think he deserves a chance, a shot at being someone? At having love?

>>32104341
After what you just sent me and many of our prior conversations, the hypocrisy is almost palpable!

>>32104288
Flat pony is best pony

>>32104339
To who RD or Helga?
Arnold ended up kissing Helga eventually. Seeing as how they are always fighting it was really really sweet. Much sweeter then ships where the two are obviously madly in love. Opposites are better ships.

also I ship Dora and Swiper

>>32104091
US x China hatesex! Artfags GO!

>>32104381
>Implying I wasn't referring to Germany

Haha, faggot. I bet you didn't even know that repeating numerals are a longstanding part of German tradition and history.

>>32104310
I always knew this was your ship.

>>32104384
Because it hurts them to see their waifus like that. Fucking bronies.

dress.mov was hilarious

>>32104295
It paints Big Mac as a homosexual willing to take advantage of a mentally challenged child.

>>32103958

>and funny faces

Visual gags in a cartoon!?! The very idea!

>>32104437
... As ponies?

That ... what.

>>32104406
No one can save SS or OWTEW.
Star master is shit too.

>>32104384
I don't like the same recycled jokes.

Well, the request was that Spike was selling her gems, but I guess I made it look like something else on accident.

/r/ing Sokka riding Luna through the night air in a fashion similar to this.

>>32103940
Twishy is best lesbian ship if I were a shipper, but

>shipping

>>32104436
No, Cheerilee.
>shiner
>cutie mark saddened
>visibly distressed

>>32104378
>>32104357
Her poking Fluttershy was funny, but my favorite part was Dash's one-liner

Because it was just concise, funny, and he didn't go back to it. Fluttershy's part would have been the same but he brought back the shed joke for some reason.

>>32104436
> I ship Dora and Swiper
Ahahahahah

COME ON EVERYPONI SMILE SMILE SMILE!

>>32104463
But that's not the ship dynamic at all.

>>32104488

Also, she said "Hey Hey Hey" a few too many times.

We get it, its a Fat Albert reference.

Move on.

>>32104483
> Twilight and Fluttershy
They're two REALLY femme lipstick ponies. That'd be ... hard to keep it dynamic.

>>32104484
The picture says they had school right after Nightmare Night. She was probably out getting drunk and laid ....draid

>>32104463
>mentally challenged child
>take advantage
I'll give you that it paints him as a homosexual, certainly. But there's no reason to assume it has to happen when Snails is a child, nor is there reason to assume Snails is any more mentally challenged than your average person. But, you know, that was meant to incense me, so I'll let it slide.

Godammit Pinkie, you dumb shit.

>>32104436
>dora and swiper

I much prefer Boot/Dora but to each their own.

>>32104488
looks hard times ahead for Paco

>>32104422
you're almost palpable

>>32104497
It fits so perfect...

>>32104406
Stare Master consistently ranks low on peoples' lists, though. If Show Stoppers and OWTEW weren't such standout bad episodes, it would be the episode that people always point to as "bad".

Honestly? I agree that OWTEW was probably the worst episode. Think how much better the episode could have been if Spike went to AJ for advice? It would have basically been Sisterhooves Social, which was a pretty damn good episode.

>>32104497

FART

>>32104447
Either or. I think the leader is better though

sure must be fun to be a talentless faggot piggybacking off the popularity of whatever is the latest fad

at least some of the musicians are good

>>32104540
what the fuck happened and why is this so terrifying?

>>32104479
I'd be a rich man if I was payed to forget my image!

Taking request.

>>32104537
Seriously? Rewatch boast busters. Snails is incapable of holding a mentally competent conversation and endangered everyone in the town through his stupidity and inability to read people.

>>32104497

>>32104461
>>32104384
I don't really give a shit about Rarity but Dress.mov was just unfunny from top to bottom.

Hell if he had just ended it after seeing the workers once it would have been okay. But damn Max knows how to run a joke into the ground.

>>32104537
Snails is Canadian so they think that he is slow, eh?

>>32104556
The Show Stoppers is hands down the worst episode. Nothing comes close.

>>32104542
Boots is pratically her brother dude. Gross

>>32104436
> Arnold and Helga 'obviously in love'
Even in the proposed Jungle Movie, it's just something that kind of happens between each other. They like each other, they don't zomglovesforevers each other.

Helga has it pretty bad for Arnold, given, but even her obsession isn't pathological. See "Helga on the Couch," it's pretty fantastic.

Also ponies.

>>32104091
I'm not sure about that, The United state still owe them trillions of american dollars.

What I am looking forward is for the fucking depression to finally kick in, it's the ONLY way to ever end the fucking recession.

>>32104587
How do you know he is canadian?

>>32104571
I think Billy is the male with the most lines so far in the show.

>>32104521
>femme lipstick

You could use the word "feminine" you know. I think they'd have chemistry, same with Pinkie and Dash. But what do I know.

>>32104580

Shudder...

>>32104579
Hell, I've met some real smart sorts that are mentally incapable of holding a proper conversation, and I imagine many people here are in similar positions. He's a bit dense and naive, but that seems more like youth to me than anything, and I'm certainly not suggesting Mac would ever pursue anything resembling a romantic relationship with an underage pony.

>>32104587
That's the feeling I get! Lousy Americans with their inherent cultural biases.

>>32104618
I would say Spike, Discord or Fancy Pants.

>>32104444
>>32104444
>>32104444
>That post subject
>Four fucking fours

If this was /v/, this thread would be over. Done with. Forgotten.

Actually, I think that's the reason I like /co/ so much... it's more stable. Dependable.

Oh gosh... is this way I like AJ?

>>32104325
That doesn't mean it wasn't lame.

>>32104580
Oh...oh...well...in your case...don't smile if you don't want, it's fine by me

>>32104580
AM I the only one who laughed really hard at this? I mean the pig face whale teeth just....

>>32104537
Fucking ate my post...

But anyway, Snails is CLEARLY stupid. Go rewatch Boast Busters if you don't realize that.

>>32104506
Because the 'ship dynamic' doesn't take anything Snails has ever actually done into account. Take that image, for instance; when has he ever been that clear-spoken? Or had that kind of wit?

>>32104615
The rich, colorful Canadian accent. And it is a Canadian show, after all.

>>32104609
>implying that doesn't make it romantic

>>32104661
I cant into accent... Snips have the same?

>>32104652

WHAT IS THIS SORCERY

I've been gone for a while.

What's Dress.mov?

>>32104660
Yes, it should be based of of stuff thats actually in the show, like Caralight is.

>>32104658
I'm no Rarifag but it bugged me that he completely changed her appearance and voice

I understand if Egoraptor didnt want to do it but that fake accent was just horrible and annoying

>>32104644
Definately Spike, since he IS part of the Mane cast.

>>32104645
Dubs thread?
Dubs thread.
Check 'em, faggots.

Rarity in dress.mov was fairly on-model

>>32104661
>YFW all the cast are canadian except Zecora who is actually African American

>>32104580
I thought the fat horn was a nice touch

>>32104692

Highly anticipated sequel to apple.mov

aka "Applejack, You can't eat all those fucking apples"

It's pretty disappointing

>>32104660
Again, no. He may behave like an idiot, but he's a starstruck child and the sort of follower that wilts next to a stronger personality, like Snips. You're making rash, quick judgments that can quite easily be seen as gags, man. He may have done some stupid things, but he's just a kid. That's all it is. Again I refer you to >>32104642.

>>32104644
Spike's got the most lines of any male character by far.

>>32104722

I see.

Can I get a link?

>>32104703

Yeah, this.

>>32104692
http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=XpH-SmtnOqI#!

>>32104713
Totally fine with that.
Also why isn't there more art of Zecora?

>>32104739
http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=XpH-SmtnOqI#!

>>32104739
see
>>32103957

>>32104751
cause she's black

>>32104713
> OHHHHH CAAANADA
Hmm. So ... What if bits are just loonies?

They're certainly not Sacajawea dollars.

>mfw I'm a massive Rarity waifufag and I thought Rarity's off-color interpretation in DRESS was funny.

>>32104735
>He may behave like an idiot,

then he's an idiot. Stop reading into the show so much.

>>32104540

>Lily in the corner

This pleases me

>>32104766
True nuff

>>32104780
>I thought Rarity's off-color interpretation in DRESS was funny.

This is not the problem at all, the thing is the video is not funny.

>>32104658
I laugh at the fact that Rarity have a sweat shop, FULL OF MEXICANS.

I AM YOUR GOD NOW!
BRING ME YOUR VIRGINS!

oh Discord, you so crazy.

>>32104766
Okay.jpg

>>32104811
Is so kewl xd

>>32104817
Thoughts on DIscords design?

>>32104804
Yes, the humor was just not there imo.

>>32104784
Oh, Christ, there's no arguing that, is there? Especially not when later appearances contradict that short, summative judgment pretty much in its entirety.

Anyway, I'm off to bed. Got a haircut in the morning and lectures all day afterwards.

>>32104817
>implying ponyville has any virgins apart from the one guy nobody will touch

>>32104780
I would have been fine with it if the video itself was funny, but it just wasn't. Her appearance from Apple.mov would have been fine. Her accent was brutal too.

Couple that with the "main joke" just being not funny and dragging on too long and the whole video just was much worse than Apple.mov.

>>32104835
>chaos
Ain't gotta explain shit.

>>32104553

HEY JELLYMAN

if i could be so bold, i would like to ask you to calm your mind and (focus) blast me out some MORE GODDAMN ART. i am having a hard time recovering from you drawing so slowly.

>>32104839
Because he IS a retard.

>>32104835
Trogdoooorrrrrrr

Trogdorrrrrrrrrr

>>32104839
> later appearances
I must have missed those. You clearly have watched the show more than me.

>>32104735
...They gave him characteristics generally associated with severe mental deficiencies. To me, that make him handicapped. If you want to read things out of it that aren't there, be my guest, but you will NEVER convince me that this is a good ship, and the way you're adding attributes that contradict a character's character for the sake of a ship is very heavily reminding me of a certain earlier fandom which will not be named here.

>>32104578

>Taking request

requests again Tex?

>>32104835
Its what he actually looked like before the Hub toned him down and cast Q

>>32104835
He needs a bigger Beard

>>32104752
>>32104746

meh, it kinda sucked.

it had one or two moments that made me chuckle though.

>>32104578
Twilight brewing potions with Zecora?

>that feel when Terse invites you on to the irc only to leave you unfulfilled

>>32104578
filly Twilight and her parents playing together

>mexican immigrant jokes
>everyone looks like they have brain damage (moreso than apple.mov)
>cheep gag fart sound effects
>pretty uninteresting altogether
>discord at the beggining was pretty funny though

...seriously?

i'd sooner watch the owl episode again. or the masked mare. kind of a flight of stairs down from apple.mov.

>>32104880
Guys... You're arguing about shipping.

Need to come up with another card idea... Maybe Ponyville land? Luna/Nightmare Moon transform card?

>>32104575
The idea is from Hanging Balloons by Junji Ito, a horror manga author.
Basically, huge balloons that looks like real people appear and seek out their counterparts and hangs them.
Junji Ito mangas always has some weird shit going on. I recommend reading them.He sucks at endings, though

>>32104936
How about an Appaloosa land card?

>>32104578

re /r/ing Captain Ahab chasing Rarity, who is trying to paddle away in the water

WHITE PONY

>>32104921
wasn't there some fan-wank about snips being castrated?

hes a eunuch right?

>>32104851
>implying Twilight Sparkle not a megavirgin

>>32104861
Snails is just stupid. But that's cause he's a kid. All kids are stupid. The girls are no different.

Waking up an Ursa Minor? Pretty Stupid
Arguing near an ancient artifact who is also a prisoner? Pretty fucking stupid.
I mean the CMC get whole episodes of being stupid. Are they retarded too?

Besides imo, he's been seeming to be maturing just a little (like very very slightly) in the last episode he was in

>>32104677
Not really. They could have gone for a Bob and Doug McKenzie thing, but I guess that was going a step too far.

>>32104880
>adding attributes for the sake of a ship

How's this differ from Caralight? Isn't that a little hypocritical?

>>32104921
> weighing penises
How prophetic.

>>32104857
hahahaha! oh god that's good

uh, I am drawing at the moment actually. kinda busy these days though.
trick room

>>32104963

That's not something I've ever heard

>>32104919
>that feel when he leaves without saying goodbye

>>32104940
Oh shit, I love Junji ito.

>>32104979
Leaving an ancient artifact/unholy prisoner who can be freed with an argument exposed to the public; pretty fucking stupid.

>>32105026
> Glitter Glue I've never seen before

Well isn't that a new thing.

>>32105000
You missed the vital part, 'adding attributes _that contradict a character's character_ for the sake of a ship'. I don't care about straight addition; for instance, we don't know whether Big Mac or Snails are gay or straight, so there's no contradiction there. Making Snails suddenly an eloquent, precocious colt? That contradicts who he is, which is why I have a problem.

>>32104958
I looked for Appaloosa MLP in google images and got this. I think I'm going to make a card out of this instead. I'll make an Appaloosa land if I can find a good screenshot of the place, isn't it actually called Sweet apple acres or something like that?

>>32105038
Uzumaki was some freaky shit.

>>32105054
He made that like literally right after the first part

>>32105038
This seems to be more of a dark joke rather than horror.

>>32104936
you need to work on your wording. that last line is a continuous effect, meaning you would be putting an infinite number of 4/4's into play once you hit three cards. You may want to change it to something like:

At the beginning of your upkeep if you control 3 or more creatures, sacrifice Foggy Bottom Bog and put a 4/4 Green and Black Hydra token onto the battlefield.

or use counters or something to make it a single occurrence effect.

>>32105038
Someone needs to make a fucking COMPLETE Ito torrent. I keep finding NEW stuff of his that's not in ANY torrent that's labeled as "complete" and it's pissing me off.

>>32105054
It's probably because you joined the fandom last week.

>>32104315
They've weaponized our captchalogue?!?

I thought Dress was a lot of fun - not as laugh out loud funny as Apple but still plenty of absurdity and hilarity to be had. Can't wait to see future entries.

>Oh no! Please not my generous face! Oh what a generous beating this is!!

>>32105049
Celestia is still a kid on the inside.

>>32105037
aww that sucks, he said bye to me after showing me private chat

>>32105108
I hadn't seen that one yet either.

>>32104919
>>32105037
>>32105127
Should have asked for his Steam ID

>>32104885
Yeah, I did four good sketches and I still want to do more.

>>32104920
>>32104916
I'll do these.

>>32105054

i like obscure glitter glue pictures, you've probably never heard of them

>>32105139
It's probably because you're a blasphemous alcoholic lesbian.

>>32105127
I am jealous

>>32105119
>MFW This kid clearly looks hawaiian

Oh boy slowpoke time.

>dress.mov

It was...okay. I guess.

www.livestream.com/dooks

power outage in my area killed stream, sorry

>>32105175
> blasphemous

>>32105175
Ehhh, two out of three of those are true.

It's still nice to see Glitter Glue's older stuff crop up.

>>32105154

Obscure GG art throd?

Any more instances of Glitter Glue stuff that doesn't have a risque punchline?

>>32105220

>>32105146
>that feel when you don't know what steam is

>>32105220
>obscure

I don't think that word means what you think it means

It's time for the play re-enactment, but instead of the Hearth Warming's Eve script, there's been a mix-up!

Instead of that play, they're performing the classic G&S comedy, Pirates of Penzance! Which of the main cast will play which role?

To aid your memory, these are the six roles that are probably most important:

Major-General Stanley (comic baritone)
The Pirate King (bass-baritone)
Samuel, his Lieutenant (baritone)
Frederic, the Pirate Apprentice (tenor)
Sergeant of Police (bass)
Mabel (soprano)

>>32105242
> legs won't open
INSTANT HOG TIE.

It always feels tighter and wetter when they close their legs together anyway.

>>32105220
I liked his art more when he was catching his artist stride.

>>32105094
Oops, you're right.

This should be a lot better.

>>32105245
7/10

>>32105220
>giving GG unwarranted attention

I'm warning you...

>>32104483
This card is wrong... it goes with a golden frame not a dual color

>>32105250
Fuck off, Nathan.

>>32105220

>>32104817
He should have reached through the screen and grabbed someone sitting at a computer. That would have been funny.

>>32105242
But Rarity, you have two sets of legs.

>>32105245
I know that feel bro, really

>>32104920
If you're still here, I could use a reference.

Daily reminder that this person exists

>>32104540
Oh god Derpy no dont do it

>>32105277
I want to explain this so that you'll be fully aware of the irony of that statement, but don't take this as a holier-than-thou "loliknowmorethanyou" thing, I genuinely want you to understand the humor of what you're saying.

GG has been drawing "funny" stuff on a well-known scale since late 2006, when he began the EpicFailGuy "meme".

>>32105334
>rediculous

>>32105294

>implying Glitter Glue isn't the least horrible poster here.

If anything he's the one guy who DOES deserve attention.

>>32105305
I hope you realize how stupid that statement is.

Do you honestly think Nathan is cultured enough to know Gilbert and Sullivan? No. He's a stupid faggot who spends all his time on ponies.

>>32105334
> wishing a talented animator and creative director to die because you don't like the fandom one of her shows generated

Well that sure is ... an opinion.

>>32105284
Fucked it up again, actually. It says "at the beginning of your combat phase" preceding everything else in that hydra part now. Not going to waste image limit posting it again though.

It was alright.
Hey hey hey stay out of my shed okay

>>32105290
no troll, it's the same feel of only having internet for little over a year. Just got a phone line to this house

love rarity to bits. I got a good chuckle out of this one. I know the guy absolutely hates her if it wasent already obvious.
But apples was much better than this one. Can't wait to see the next though!

>>32105294
He's not my favorite artist and probably never will be and I don't follow any of his art things but sometimes he is kind of funny.

>>32105401
It's going to be murderous fluttershy, CUPCAKES.MOV for all itents.

>>32105344
>Derpy is a cross eyed Beholder

>>32105334
>put this
>on your signature
>if you roleplay

christ, the internet would be such a better place if all forums other than 4chan were removed forever

>>32105334
>that feel when if it weren't for ponies you wouldn't be doing art at all
I didn't even have any art programs installed before this silly show...

>>32105378
>wanting someone to die over opinions over the web.
Sounds like /co/. Give this man a medal.

GG is the only one that knows

>>32105372
Not really.

>>32105401
>Max hates Rarity

Really? I mean, it's common knowledge that he likes AJ the most, but I think he likes Rarity a lot too. I think you're confusing classic over-the-top comic violence with genuine dislike.

>>32105449
What does he know?

>>32105431
...Why is she wearing the Burgerphile hat? Burgerphile doesn't sell tacos.

>>32105334
> leaving a signature (paraphrased) "3-2-1 DONUT"
> on a vague "I wish you would die"
> with a "I TOTALLY ROLEPLAY" signature tied on

Wooooowwww.

>>32104567
>>32104567
SCOOTAMAN!

>>32105344
This looks familiar, but I can't remember what it's referencing

>>32105449
...this picture...
It stirs parts of me I thought lay dormant...
I must have more

>>32105467
He knows about the power.

>>32105379
ok i was going to point out that timing issue, but the sudden painful flashbacks to Magic threads on /tg/ prevented me from doing so. I don't even play Magic anymore but I have to fight my OCD every time I see a card without proper wording.

P-please stop poking me.....it really hurts...

>>32105498
of voodoo?

>>32105490
GG drew them as DnD monsters

>>32105394
steam is an internet service that allows you to download games to your computer via the internet to an account that you can log into on any computer that has the client installed. it lets you play games you've bought on any computer you're using without needing the disc

>>32105344
Is that a Dash Githyanki?

a Dashyanki?

>>32105456
No, I think Max legitimately hates Rarity. He seems to just think she's a cunt.

>>32105516

Okay

>>32105495

>>32105394
In that case, Steam is a free software developed by the video company Valve that allows you to essentially buy games and download them straight to your PC.

http://store.steampowered.com/

Steam also allows you to contact other people with steam accounts while playing games on steam, allowing for easy communication between two people enjoying the same game

Yes I know I'm being trolled but I'm giving the benefit of the doubt.

>>32105560
>Pinkie as Rorschach

THIS MAKES ZERO SENSE

>>32105576
so you can only buy Valve games?

>>32105456
It's his least favorite but he doesn't like her over the fact that she's a 'cunt' to all the other ponies. I've always seen her nice and stuck up abit at times but overall a nice character, however she lost some points with me from the last episode.

>>32105559

I'm a pretty big fag for Rarity and even I think he's just dicking around. That's how these cartoons work.

Some classy gentleman over on FiMfiction has written a ponified version of the Japanese attack on Pearl Harbor. He's called it, naturally, Attack on Pony Harbor.

And he's posted it on Dec. 7th, of course.

>>32105592

>>32105600
No, not just games from Valve, you can buy whatever games are available on the Steam Store, which features a wide range of company titles.

>>32105639
You can also open games no bought on steam through steam, so you can still chat while in game

>>32105632
... "Ponyville? I thought we NUKED THAT PLACE."

>>32105592
yeah she would totally be the Comedian.

ongoing drawfag request: Pinkie as the Comedian with the flamethrower in Vietnam.

>>32105634
I was JUST about to post that...

>>32105632
why, that was today!

>>32105632

kill me

>>32105592
What if Pinkie was the Comedian?

>fat as fuck rarity
she was normal in apple.mov

>mexicans arent real people
>REVOLUSHION
okay that was fun as fuck

apple.mov is still better

>>32105507
I'm glad you do. I've recently gotten back into magic, but I can't play or buy any new cards because I'm a poor college student and buying expensive $200 decks that'll rotate out in 2 years is a pointless venture without steady income. So I enjoy making pony MTG cards instead.

>>32105664
That to, just add the non-steam bought game to your library and run it on steam to access the steam interface, so you can talk to your friends while playing, like Minecraft for example/

>>32105686

I liked the beginning when she said they were her relatives and that they couldn't leave.

>>32105667
>>32105685
Comedian-mind

>>32105632

>>32105720
I liked the part where Twilight was unconsciously masturbating in public.

>>32105667
"OH GOD YOU'RE SPARING ME WITH NAPALM! IT BURNS! AAAGH IT BURNS!"

"No its not, silly! Its just cotton candy!"

"IT BURNS! IT BURNS!"

>>32105687

>that feel when I've never tried Magic

Is Duels of the Planeswalkers a good intro? I really don't want to spend all that dosh on a children's card game.

Also, can anyone translate this? It looks French.

>>32105720
I think if the mexican worker joke ended there I probably would have liked it. It just dragged on way too long after that.

>>32105686
I kind of hope she goes back to normal in the next episode. Maybe gets her old voice back too, this accent was annoying.

>find out that drawing without music will significantly improve your art
>try it out and it really works
>try to do it for all future pics
>thinking more about the music than art than ever before
If I'm not missing my music it's because it's already stuck in my head!

>>32105334
>>32105334
>herp derp you ruined my life with your drawings
>he roleplays
>he thinks his opinion is worth shit

>>32105569
>>32105569
>>32105449
>>32105449
aw shit i'd hit that femrover so hard that the impact from my penis would finally make "The Big Bang Theory" actually funny and not just prerecorded laughs, ACTUAL AND HONEST HUMAN LAUGHTER

>>32105431
>Burgerphile hat
YES

>>32105761
I'd say start with an "edition" set with one of the starter decks.
Also slap anyone who plays blue. They'll understand.

>>32105768
> creator and everyone else hates Rarity
> I hope they cast her in a more positive light than we've been shown
MAXIMUMAUTISM.PNG

>>32105634
Rorschach went to hell?

>>32105761
Duels is a wonderful way to get started with the game and the mechanics of play. You're not going to learn much about deck building with it though, all of the decks are premade.

>>32105782
Draw me a pone Tess.

>>32105786
> murder by penis
> penis is hardened at Glitter Glue's female pig-dog creature
Well this sure is an MLP thread.

>>32105809
In a sense...
Another world with no real crime and no one to "destroy" him again

>see people talking about EU3 in MLPGs
>looks like fun
>I'll buy it on Steam
>No idea what I'm doing
>that's OK, I like steep learning curves
>look for tutorials on YouTube
>This looks like a reasonably well produced fan tutorial
>hour and a half in, almost done explaining game menus. Actual gameplay still not in sight.

Welp.

>>32105793
Not a "more positive light" just a return to the way she was in Apple.mov

The goofy voice and appearance was fine. If the episode is not focused on her I'd prefer her to look like she did in Apples.

>>32105843
Are superheroes needed in a Utopia?

>>32105843

Probably better for him too, considering what his normal life is like. The guy is practically fucking homeless.

>>32105848

Gameplay is pretty simple once you get the menus and stuff down. Check out the EU3 Gens on /v/, they always help new players and give good advice.

>>32105687
If you lived in Texas, I'd give you all my old cards for cheap.

I "inherited" a lot of impressive cards... plus won a lot through competitive gaming. My time in magic has passed, though.

I grew up playing Magic, mostly with outdated cards (that dated back to fucking Arabian Nights, I shit you not) for fun with "house rules" like "you can drop as many land cards as you want on a turn" to speed things up, since I was a stupid kid (and a bit of a Timmy, if you know the terminology).

When I got older, I started to play semi-seriously. I'd get into drafts JUST for the prize money, and I'd sell all of my cards from the draft (often led to me hate-drafting so I could make a profit even if I lost). My net gain was positive, though I'm not sure by how much.

Back in Champions of the Kamigawa I was a certified judge -- full certification, all the rules memorized, shit like that. Good times. But times change.

I don't play modern magic, though I keep up with it from time to time due to some friends playing.

...Still, it's good to see new blood getting into MTG. That's what keeps it alive, unlike stuff like Pokemon or Duel Monsters (the one card game I can relievedly say I never got into... I was too busy with Magic!)

>>32105876
No

Just to make them

Hmm, I think I fucked up on drawing fluttershy

>>32105848

I think this is the best beginner guide

http://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3435020

Also, did you get EU3 Complete or EU3 Chronicles? EU3 Complete is not actually the "complete" game and is two expansions behind.

>>32105901
WOW IT'S LIKE I'M REALLY IN /TG/.

>>32105907
Yeah, I'll say. You forgot her dick and balls.

>>32105848

>EU3
>Game

It's a politics simulator. I feel bad for you if you felt like it was going to be fun.

>>32105907

>creepy stare
>fat

this is someone's fetish

>>32105865
She only had one line in APPLES. We can only guess what her personality was supposed to be.

>>32105848
>>32105848
Never fear, EU3 anon is here! I can help you! I live to serve all true believers.

Here: start with this. I compiled all of /v/'s guides, plus a link to the BEST newbie Let's Play (vastly superior to whatever you're using, I'm certain), and a few notes of my own. THIS WILL HELP.

>>32105923
I got chronicles. Although when I play it, it gives me three different options of games to play, don't know what that's about.

You know what the worst thing about DRESS.mov is?

All the Reddit/Ponychan/Tumblrs are just going to suck it's dick and say it's good instead of admit it was bad.

>>32105865
>opposite portrayals of Rarity in different episodes

And how is this different than the show?

>>32105959
>three different options of games to play

I'm not sure if I know what you're referring to. Could you take a screenshot?

>>32105938

I have lots of fun with it.

>>32105938
Darn and blast your eyes, sir.

>>32105959
Are you starting the game through Steam, or directly?

Also: if the options are like "In Nomine", "HTTT", and "Divine Wind", pick Divine Wind.

>>32105964
It just occurred to me, Fluttershy wouldn't need Fus Roh Dah if she has her STARE.

>>32105964
He is talking about the other mov episode.

>>32105901
I'm sort of a Timmy/Spike myself, not much into the deck building aspect, but I love playing the game. It's very flexible and very creative in how you can play. I only started playing when Conflux came out though (2008), kinda wish I could've experienced stuff like Urza's and Ravnica. People praise that shit to high heaven.

>>32105923
What is EU3 and is it fun?

>>32105907
>making wings out of scribbles
I know nothing of art, but I find that impressive.

>>32105945
I would love to take a big fat pony and just pet and hug it

LITTLE FILLIES OH MY.
We /v/ tonight? Awwright. I downloaded Jurassic Park Operation Genesis and have been having a blast with it. Anyone know of any other Amuesment park tycoon games?

>rape

>>32106002
But Alduin can just fly around and meteor shower her ass.

>>32105964
This reminds me I still have to try to roll up rarity in Skyrim.
The spike one went badly...Fucking Markath befouling the spirit of my once-noble knight...