Pony Linkboard:

http://pastebin.com/kfXCqGUQ

Fluttershy or AJ, I don't have any pics on this comp.

>no rainbow dash

i don't understand the question

LYRA YOU JIGGLY COCK.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uddV6q7v9So

Smile smile smile

>>32084497
...What?

>>32084464
Hard mode, eh?

>>32084464
Fuck the celestia must die mode, Sleepy is best insomnia pone

I'll do a request right her and now if you like. I'm taking a breather from note taking and need something fun to do. I'll probably just keep it shot, one post maybe, so make it something simple.

>>32084513
Yes, this is the best sleeping pony.

scootaloo

FUCK YOUR HARD MODE
RAINDBOW DASH IS CUTEST SLEEPY PONE

>>32084526
Sweetie Bell wearing Scootaloo as a hat!

>>32084526
Chistery having Faceless' babies.

>>32084526
Fluttershy finding a new kind of animal.

>>32084526
Twilight can't find her pencil

>>32084526
MLPG as a fanfiction.

>>32084545
>Fluttershy finds a new kind of animal.
It's Animal.

>>32084497

jiggly huh

I need more Haiku's
you've infected my mind
They're all I have left

>>32084526
Big MacxSnails

>>32084557
Seconding this...

for great science

>>32084561
MY EYESSSSSSS

Twilight passing out in the bliss of reading is best sleepypon.

I want to pick her up, carry her to her bed, lay her down and tuck her in as gently as possible

>>32084464

Try harder.

>>32084561
Can I get that picture with twilight that reads "I threw up"?

>>32084565
middle line should be 'you have infected my mind'

>>32084568
>>32084557
Ship together all the useless tripfags. I ship Ross x Commander Jesus

>>32084571
Which episode was that again?

>>32084561
Ross.

please understand
nobody who's not insane wants you around. Go. away.

>>32084526
Spike tries to impress Rarity

>>32084570
Twi confirmed for best sleepy pony besides Dashie

Drowsy pony > sleepy pony

>>32084584

total crack ship

it'd be jesus and daftykins

>>32084591
I have nothing against him.
Well except the obesity thingie.
That's not all he draws right?

>>32084497
This makes no sense.

>>32084604
it's one of his largest shticks. HAW HAW HAW

fatty clown pie, sticky sickly mime rarity, donald duck with a lolipop Sweetie Belle...

>straight shipping

>fat ponies

>>32084601

>Jesus x Daftykins

Butwhy.jpg

NTSTS x Daftykins is my OTP.

Fuck all of you for making me want to read Bridge to Terabithia again.

it hurts right here...

Inked version.
Now am I going to have to colour this? Or will someone else do it?

>>32084612
I get a boner far too easily...

That feel when you're about to finally start contributing pony art works and then your tablet breaks.
I now have a choice between going to college next year or buying a new tablet and spending the rest of my days drawing poni.

>>32084626
Straight shipping?

>>32084629
That looks like his ass every single time.

>>32084642

I think that whatever you do you should stream it

>>32084576
Sorry, all I have is this.

>>32084629

I require more art of miniature ponies on ice cream.

Explain this.

>>32084642
I'll do it. tomorrow. thanks for drawing it!

>>32084649
...it isn't?

>>32084661
opljok

>>32084661
error 404: explanation not found

>>32084661

>>32084671
Three balls of ice cream.

I have broken the curse. I find humans attractive again.

>>32084604

It's pretty damn close

>>32084660

Then have the fixed version

>>32084688
>sold for $3000 on ebay

>>32084689
No no, I see it now that you mentioned it. It's just...

I thought the bowl was a tub and that it was directly related to the fat pony discussion at hand. Everything I know is a lie

Happy pony is best awake pony

>>32084648
Yes. Straight shipping.

I can tolerate unrequited love, but anything more is too much.

>>32084702
Tell me your secrets.

>>32084646
I don't know that feel...and I'm glad. Not that I'm going to contribute any time soon. I'm way too ashamed of my works, should be practicing now, I've got my sketchbook on this lecture just for that.

>F:E updated.

Enjoy your giant block of >Fanfiction

>>32084721
I went out, and talked to some women.

>>32084729
How many hundreds of pages is this chapter?

>>32084646
You can get a Bamboo for $70.

>>32084702
It isn't even hard, I sometimes check I can still fap to normal porn.

>>32084701
This is almost as painful as all the Ross scribbles.

>>32084702
Same.

I rediscovered my love for lesbian porn again.

>>32084744
You can get a trust that works just as well for 50.

>>32084566
DID SOMEONE SAY BIG FAGINTOSH CAUSE I THINK SOMEONE SAID BIG FAGINTOSH.

>>32084737
All the hundreds.

Complete with feelings and car chases with feelings.

>>32084729

when will that steaming pile of shit finally die?

>>32084736
If you could do that, you weren't cursed at all.

>>32084634
Everyone knows the best ship is the yacht

Does anyone have the screencap from a night or two ago with that story where the guy yells "VERILY, DOTH FORNICATE WITH US HARDER"
I though I saved it, but I didnt.

>>32084648

DAMMIT, WHY IS FLUTTERMAC SO ADORABLE

>>32084779
>He thinks that steaming pile of shit will ever die.

Look at him, General, look at him and LAUGH!

>>32084787
Someone mentioned best ship?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QkjKQmjLLxY

>>32084770

>>32084688

I wish you hadn't explained this.

>>32084791

BAM.

>>32084791
Oh fuck, I completely forgot about that.

I should clean up the mess I made from spitting that soda...

>>32084787
You done fucked up, son.

>>32084770
lol

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OQJCxkT8B80&feature

>>32084817

hot.

>>32084817
This must be fake. It;s just too fucking hilarious

>>32084817
this is how to fap correctly

>>32084817

>>32084817
I was expecting belair, or dinosaur, or ANYTHING else

>>32084729
>fanfiction

>>32084817
why

>>32084820
I- uh, I did that on purpose, silly Aus!

>>32084817
Thread went off at that shit.

>>32084817
Thanks.
I needed a good laugh.

>>32084817

>>32084817

AND HERE'S THE COMIC USED FOR IT.

>>32084817
I'm going to try this right now

>>32084869

So you just save absolutely everything?

>>32084817
Not funny at all.

Why do people flip their shit over Greentext stories again?

>>32084484
You still haven't fixed the link to ponies.asshat.se

Protip: it hasn't existed in half a year.

>>32084883

I never saved Bruce's parents.

>>32084884
Because green is our color.

>>32084667
Nevermind. I went ahead and did it.
I'll shade it tomorrow maybe. But I will get around to it.
For the rest of the month, I will be exclusively drawing Christmas themed ponies!
Help put everyone in the Christmas spirit. Because fuck you guys, I fucking LOVE Christmas!

>>32084897
Not funny.

>>32084911
>that face

>>32084911
Goggles where is Pinkie's foreward right leg?

>>32084904
Green is not a creative color.

>>32084912
Yet you laugh.
Oh, how we laughed and laughed.

>>32084551

"Where did I leave that pencil?" Twilight asked, horn aglow with magic as she levitated some research notes out of the way.

Soft giggles echoed through the library, causing Twilight to pause in her search. It was only coming from one pony and she knew immediately who it was.

"Pinkie, I know you're probably just playing a prank on me but I really need to get back to my research."

She searched beneath tables and behind shelves until the sound of shuffling came from her desk. Pinkie Pie was sprawled across it, casting a flirtatious glance towards Twilight while two of her pencils hung down from the top of Pinkie Pie's mouth.

"Could you ever love a pink walrus?" she batted her lashes.

Twilight used her magic to tug the pencils away from Pinkie Pie, taking the bubbly pony with them and tumbling to the floor.

"Pinkie, please," Twilight glared above her, "a walrus would have left me to do my research."

"But you looked so bored," Pinkie Pie pouted as she stood to all fours. "You can't just lock yourself away all day from your friends. It's not good for you. You need to get out, relax, and spend some time with your best gal Pinkie!"

The longer Twilight remained silent, the worse Pinkie Pie's pout became more apparent. A quick glance at the clock told her it was already two in the afternoon. Had she really been studying that long?

"Alright, I guess I could take a bre-"

"Yay!" Pinkie Pie leaped towards Twilight and hugged her so hard she thought her neck would break.

Pinkie Pie's stayed wrapped around Twilight's neck as she asked, "So what did you have in mind for fun?"

Pinkie Pie giggled as she pressed her forehead to Twilight's.

"Oh have a few 'fun' things we could try," she said before kissing Twilight to the floor.

>voila!

>>32084912

It's been a long day.

>>32084911
poor Pinkie. She lost her leg in a chainsaw accident trying to get that mistletoe

>>32084942
Oh shit.
Fixed

>>32084758

aghghfgdf.

Seriously, every time I see song-face Dash, I just wanna swoop her up and fervently make out with her.

>>32084975
Hooray! All is right in the world!

>Bored.
>Click on WoW in first time in months, wait for shit to load.
>Takes forever.
>Log in.
>Server is dead, nothing in AH, nobody is in town, it's like everything left when I did.
>Exit game.
>Never look back again.

>>32084992

I see what you did there

>>32084981
Oh god, delete all the song-face pictures of Dash

>>32084996

It takes skill to miss /v/ by so much.

>>32085004

>gigglingpinkie.jpg

fuck why cant i find that pic?

>>32084981
FACELESS
BACK IN YOUR CAGE

>>32084960
>Shipping

NOW DO >>32084557

>>32085039
Don't you know, MLPG encompasses all boards. We're /v/,/mu/, shit even /ck/ occasionally. The sky is the limit for MLPG

>>32085004
I don't

Know what I want to see?

A ponified version of The Thing as it's half transformed and spawning those other monsters when it was in the dog cage.

Hmm, has there been any predictions before S1 about S2 that came true?

>>32085067
so how about those video games
or them musics

>>32085039
Sometimes, the dart misses.

>>32085059
fuck you, YOU get back in the cage.

>>32085083

I was right about S2 having ponies.

>>32085098
No you, get back in my cage.

>>32085083
The tortoise.
That's about it.

>>32085083
Someone said that there would be cute ponies doing cute things.

>>32085059

...but if you want some non-shipping then I'll take that challenge. Give me your request.

>>32085083
practically the entirety of s2e1 and/or s2e2

>>32085123
Sweetie Bell wearing Scootaloo as a hat god dammit.

>>32085004
Entertaining, maintain your linkboard >>32084889

Jegus dick.

>>32085098
MY CAGE IS DEEEEEEEEEAD!

>>32085123
MLPG as a fanfiction.

>>32084996
I dropped out of playing for a while and didn't tell my guild (we were semi-hardcore, at the time working on heroic Firelands, and I was the top DPS warrior). I kept thinking I'd go back but I was spending so much time on ponies. After I realized I'd paid for two months without logging in once in that time I finally cancelled my account and let my remaining time expire.

>>32085123
Well I'll just repeat >>32084545

>>32085093

>>32085093
>implying /v/ discusses vidya and not dragon dildos all day

>>32084996
>not cancelling your WoW subscription several years ago

>>32085159
yes
i would like to play video games
would you play video games with me

>>32084996
>>32085152
>>32085168
>not selling your account for sweet sweet money

>>32085168
I gotta troll trade man.
It's my crack.
Kids get so mad at the poor troll rogue in the bright pink dress.

>>32085172

No.

>>32085179
No, you don't understand, I would not hug Rainbow Dash. Ever.

>>32085179
4 legged animals can't hug
they can only fuck from the back

>>32085183
>i actually did that exactly 1 year after vanilla came out
>mfw glorious $450

>>32085179
Who cares? Even if you like her, why would she be top of your list of ponies to hug? Or why would hugging be top of your list of things to do with her?

>>32085179

>you will never slap rainbow dash in her annoying, fat face

>>32085192
;_;

Does anyone else have recurring urges to lick a fillys wet and stank pisshole?

I mean, I'd lap at Scootaloos' pisshole as if it were soft-serve icecream with a side helping of warm, delicious lemonade.

>give Rarity's song another chance because I didn't like it the first time
>it's been on repeat for the past hour

Why can't I have a normal musical preference like veryone else

>>32085260
Nope. I won't meddle with foals.

>>32085260
Go back to hotsauce's thread.

>>32085264
The poni warp has overtaken you.

>>32085264
The song's okay apart from the lyrics.

>>32085260
Dammit, Nathan.

>>32085264
YFW you can practically sing Never Gonna Give You Up to the same tune.

>>32085279
It is a good pain, I would assume.

>>32085225
I'm okay with that.

>>32085260
>ice cream with lemonade
ewwww

>>32085205
How could you hold all that dosh?

>>32085260

Not really.

>>32085264
When Rarity says Jane Doe all I can think about are FiM-style deer.

>>32085292
>MFW there was a girl in my IT class who was a gigantic /b/tard, obsessed with that song who thought any instance of it, at all, was Rick-Rolling.
Played on the radio? Rick-Rolled?
Music Video playing on some retro-music show? Rick Rolled?
Had it on your iPod? Rick-Rolled yourself.

>I know that feel

How much of your power level do you hide MLPG?

>>32085333
What the fuck is up with all the gay deer on tumblr.

Is this some sort of hipster MLP group that is too cool for MLP so they draw homosexual deers?

>>32085359

All of it

>>32085359

All of it.

>>32085333
Oh good I was thinking I was the only one.

I kept thinking of Bambi from Tyr's MLP FIM comics

>>32085359
All of it.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZZ5LpwO-An4&feature
Daily dose.

>>32085359
No-one knows my secret

>>32085359
Most of it.

>>32085338
>Rick Roll
>sure is 2008

>>32085359
Always hidden
until I jam toys up my butthole in public
then it's only slightly visible

>>32085360
Netherlips just really likes fagdeer.

>>32085359

All of it master race

>>32085379
>>32085369
>>32085365

All of it mind.

>>32085359
No one knows.
No one must EVER know.

>>32085383
Thank you. I love this song.

>>32085359
I hide so much of my power level I send the power company a bill every month.

>>32085137

"So how is this suppose to help us get our cutie mark again?" Scootaloo asked from atop Sweetie Belle's head.

Sweetie Belle struggled to keep steady under Scootaloo's weight.

"I don't know," Sweetie Belle's brow furrowed as she stared back at Scootaloo. "I saw Rarity doing this with some other pony and it was something we hadn't tried yet, so I figured, why not? Try screaming real loud again."

"Sweetie Belle what kinda of talent is this anyway? I've never heard of ponies balancing each other on their heads before...'cept for maybe the circus."

Sweetie Belle groaned underneath Scootaloo's weight. All this carrying her around was beginning to take it's toll on her.

"How am I supposed to know? Maybe we should switch places?"

"Ugh, fine! At least this can't be any worse than you egg-hatching cutie mark idea."

"But you were really good at that one! The baby chicks even started flocking around you like you were their mom."

"Look can we just go find Applebloom and see if she has any better ideas."

"Okay," Sweetie Belle sighed as the two of them began trotting towards Sweet Apple Acres, but she paused when a soft peep came from Scootaloo. "Was that a baby chick?"

"No."

Scootaloo smiled and averted her eyes with nervous laughter as something squirmed through her mane. Sweetie Belle shrugged and turned away just as chick emerged from Scootaloo's hair. Scootaloo gave a few quiet clucks as she patted the chick on the head. The baby chick yawned for a moment and then nestled back deep within her mane.

"Rotten kids," Scootaloo mumbled.

>>32085383
1:16 is the best part of that song.

MYAAH

>>32085264
>it's been on repeat for the past hour
Over 200 times at least
HELP ME
PLEASE HELP ME

>>32085429
Someone did a pony version of it.
I cannot find it for the life of me now.

Scoots had that part and it was glorious.

>>32085359
I've thought of attaching a pony keychan to my backpack. Should I be ashamed/kill myself MLPG?

>>32085447
I hope you find it.

>>32085467

You should be ashamed, but you shouldn't kill yourself.

yet.

>>32085425
NOW MAKE MLPG AS A FANFICTON

HAVE THEM WORSHIP THE MARKER AND SHIT

>>32085418
I hide so much power level that I could stick the money I get from the power company in one month in the bank and live off the interest.

>>32085479
>>32085425
Make it a revolution
Anons vs Tripfags

www.youtube.com/watch?v=YXkx-PSwbG4#t=15m47s

>>32085447
Found it for you
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=budKWI_hp_Y

>>32085468
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=budKWI_hp_Y
BEHOLD

>>32085520
>>32085523

Nice timing

>>32085479

Nyx's bloody and beaten corpse was lay scattered around the marker that rested in the center of Twilight's library. The words, "Make us whole", were spelled out in a circle formed by her blood.

"Now that that's taken care of," Pinkie Pie wiped the blood from her hoof onto her head and nuzzled against the marker. "I can finally get some sleep after all the savage beating. What an annoying little bitch she was."

Pinkie Pie's sleep was interrupted by Applejack and Rainbow Dash burst through the door.

"Is she dead?" Rainbow Dash inspected the remains of the stupidest creation ever to disgrace Ponyville.

"Don't play with her yet," Pinkie Pie yawned, "I'm gonna need those for cupcakes when I wake up. Gotta let the meat dry out."

"Dang it, Pinkie Pie are you still worshipin' that rotten stone that Rarity found," Applejack frowned in disapproval.

"It's not a rotten old stone, it's the Marker, and if you keep making fun of it you'll hurt it's feeling and then I'll have to hurt you!"

"FUCK YOU AND FUCK YOUR MARKER!" Applejack screamed and bit Rainbow Dash's tail.

Dash's wings flew up with a pomf and she let out a pleasured moan as Applejack dragged her away, finally letting Pinkie Pie get some sleep.

"Come on, Rainbow Dash! Futashy ain't gonna take care of herself."

>>32085597
I was going to need both hands for this, but then I jizzed in my pants.

>>32085597
> best gif ever
Hey, at least you keep it fast and loose.

OH GOD. EVERYONE'S DEAD

>>32085597
Now Rarity and Twilight training for a tag team magic competition

THIS THREAD SURE IS FAST.

>>32085620
I'm here! :D

>>32085633

Roogna, get over here and fuck me.

Wake up /co/

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PoQ2dq_V_oQ

>>32085633

OH GOD ROOGNA'S ALIVE

>>32085633

>>32085633
Who?

>>32085646
> my ex girlfriend said that last night
> stayed home and played on 4chan
Somehow this seems better for my emotional well-being.

>>32085620
MAKE US WHOLE

>>32085597
Well done, sir.

>>32085646
Okay, but first you have to sign the contract

>>32085597
>>32085616
>>32085617

-sigh-

I write it because you guys ask for it, and a part of me is laughing or what have you right along with you, but I'm still just shaking my head at my desk.

>mfw I finished writing that

>>32085620
We should be so lucky.

QUICK RANK ALL THE S2 Episodes

1. Lesson Zero
2. Return of Harmony
3. Luna Eclipsed
4. Sisterhooves Social
5. Sweet and Elite
6. May The Best Pet Win
7. Cutie Pox
8. Mysterious Mare Do Well

>>32085669
why do people save this ._. It's not even good art

>>32085676
>ROH is two episodes

>>32085676
Return of Harmony 2
SS
LZ
SE
Cutie Pox
MMDW
RoH 1
MTBPW

>>32085676

Return of harmony
Sweet and Elite
Lesson Zero
Sisterhooves Social
Luna Eclipsed
The Cutie Pox
May the Best Pet Win
Mysterious Mare do Well

>>32085670
Well there's nothing like keeping things fun and taking any and all prompts, it keeps the juices flowing.

It's okay, that pain is passing. Just switch to straight bourbon.

>>32084704
>mfw I saw this and thought it was Soarin really fat wearing a dress, with enormous buttcheeks

>>32085703
I thought the same thing too anon

>>32085703

>Soarin' wearing a dress

>>32085700

I'll drink to that.

>>32085703
>>32085714
Everyone thinks of this the first time they see it

>>32085676
Anyway

1. SS
2. LZ
3. S&E
4. ROH2
5. LE
6. ROH1
7. MTBPW
8. TCP
9. MMDW

>>32085718
Can you do this then?
>>32085629

>>32085715
SOMETIMES HE JUST LIKES TO FEEL PRETTY.

Am I the only one who never went through that stage?

>>32085729
>Am I the only one who never went through that stage?

I'd like to think that very few people went through that stage.

>>32085729
What stage? There's nothing wrong with wearing dresses. Women's clothing is very pretty, and I think I happen to look good in it. Also, I usually wear a little makeup. Just a bit of blush, and a touch of mascara and eyeshadow. It draws attention to my eyes, which I think are nice looking.

>>32085736
No, no, I meant the equivocation stage, "sometimes I just like to feel pretty." Dresses and skirts never really felt that different, and after a while it was wearing guy's jeans and guy's shirts and guy's jackets that started feeling alien.

Then as sure as Bob's your uncle, oh my, I'm a girl.

Fuck, it's dead in here and it's 3 in the morning. Screw you guys, I'm going to sleep.

>>32085725

Oh man, you know, I'd love to, but I kinda have a glass of bourbon in one hand which only leaves on free hand for typing...and seeing as how I plan on drinking enough to get me somewhat intoxicated...yeah...

Sorry for being an ass on that part, but I really just don't have it in me to write anything that has the possibility of being long and tangible right now. Plus, after those last two requests

>notsureifserious.jpg

>>32085736
sometimes when I was about 15, I wore this baggy hoodie and arranged my hair and eylashes so I looked like a really cute dyke.

So, not really that phase, but sorta.

>>32085763
> 5am
> Spanish in seven hours
God I wish I could drunk-fic right now, but I gotta go sleep.

>>32085759
Don't you have any crazies to shrink?

>>32085776
Don't I... you...what?

ow

>>32085767
I bet you were really pretty. People are to caught up on constructed gender labels anyway. I know I couldn't pass, but I think it would be so fun to go out in public in drag, and look like a really sexy girl, and hit on guys. I sometimes do it on chatroulette, aand I can fool people sometimes.

>>32085757
I would like to think that no ones goes through that phase.

Well, I finished my Linux homework. Thank you for entertaining me MLPG.

Is there something wrong with me when I enjoy listening to the original My Little Pony theme?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QP_rIAkb_v8

>>32085795
I haven't been able to pass in years. The one time I got to go out in public was a disaster, part of a cross-dress day in my high school. It was a disaster in that I really, really liked it but, well, I realized at the end of the day I wasn't ready to come out of any kind of closet and I haven't been fit to wear a flowy skirt since.

... What I wouldn't give to be that size with that width again. I look like a man who could move mountains, and I can, but ... fuck.

Ponies.

>le watching my little pony
>le girlfriend comes into le room
>she asks "hey bbbz, r u watching le mlp???"
>i tellz her "no poniez r for le fags"
>we suddenly le fuck on the le bed
>i le orgasm
>my le face when

>>32085802
> seriously being that guy in the midst of a fandom with regular cross-dressing derails and a statistically significant percentage of genderqueer and trans contributors

>>32085811
Nah, at least its better than the song from the latest episode.

>>32085820

>>32085820

>reddit

>>32085828
I liked the song from the latest episode ._.

>>32085763
Eh I understand

>>32085828
The latest episodes' song was just fine, Rainbow Dash Wants a Pet was cloying.

>>32085839
Well, your subjective opinion is wrong.

>>32085839

me too bro

>>32085839
I loved it man
Third place for me
Have it on replay for the last 24 hours

>>32085839
Me too, mang.

Is someone here
Am I alone?

>>32085864
yes

>>32085849
Rarity 'in her element' is the best Rarity of all.

I want to see so much more of her and/or Twilight in high society, oh mang.

>>32085864

I am here my son, what troubles you?

>>32085870
Father I'm afraid
I think that I spend to much time on a sinful site

>>32085891
Give 'em twenty Hail Mary and throw in a clop for good measure, you'll be awright.

>>32085881

Twilight's dress was WAAAAY too cute. She was so adorable and proud of it.

>>32085843
Agreed.

>>32085891

You must bed for my forgiveness my son before I shall let you into my kingdom.

Question, how would your two year younger self feel if you were to tell him/her that you would become a fan of My Little Pony?

>>32085909

>beg

FUCK ME WITH A RAKE AND CALL ME SALLY.

Candy vag detected! Initiate operation "Rug munch"!

>>32085916
>that feel when you forget to bring your Rake

>>32085915
I would punch myself in the mouth

>>32085903
>>32085843
Who let you two out of the cage?
GET OUT TILL THE NEXT EPISODE WHEN YOUR OPINIONS MAY NOT BE WRONG

>>32085901
I think that's well reflected in the fan art.

I'm a real sucker for a pretty girl enjoying herself in a yellow sun dress.

>>32085915
... Only moderately confused, if I knew what this iteration of My Little Pony was like? I mean I'm into all kinds of kid's cartoons, so as long as I knew this wasn't Hot Weels: Battle Force Five I'd be fine with it.

>>32085915
"What's wrong with you?"

>>32085909
>>32085916
Wait wait
You mean that if I don't wast time on that sinful site I get in your boring ass kingdom where fun is acttualy a buzz word and the dick who killed a tree fro not having fruit is my boss?

FUCK THAT I WANT IN VALHALLA FOR BITCHES AND BOOZE

>>32085925
I dont have a cage.

>>32085938
In an alternate universe, the witch-dyke within you would be obssessed with Hot Wheels: Battle Force Five

>>32085915
He would probably punch me
Or he may actually trust me since I am him and then ask me about all the episode so he could fuck around with the general

So I drew a Pinkie thing

What do you guys think?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_detailpage&v=TevQS4qgE_Q#t=39s

>>32085945

Naw man, my kingdom is filled with PONIES and HORSE SEMEN.

>>32085955
The nature of "the witch dyke" is such that it crafts FEELINGS from the waft and weave of others', in particular longing and remorse.

A show about dimension-hopping super-cars that wage battle on set racing tracks with really one-dimensional characters? I doubt the Witch Dyke would even exist.

GUYS, I NEED RARITY IN HER BERET AND TURTLENECK

PLEASE

I really loved that tumblr page with the insane pinkie pie, it's a shame that the artist stopped.

>>32085992
>horse Semen
Are they candy flavored?

>>32086001

Any flavor you want.

>>32085915
>past self is fat and unemployed
>present self is fitter and supporting himself with a steady paycheck

That bitch is in no position to judge his future self.

I only have this

>>32086015
I think I just came.

>>32085990

Well I can tell you it's quite the thing.

>>32085926
>I'm a real sucker for a pretty girl enjoying herself in a yellow sun dress.
>sun dress.

Oh shit oh shit oh shit so that's why Twilight was so sexy this episode. She was wearing a pony-sundress. Hnnnnggggggg!

>>32085996
Sorry, this is the closest approximation I have.

>>32085996
I only have a crappy drawing of mine...

>>32085996
Drawings are ok?

>>32085925
The next episode will only serve my opinions. You will all love it and so will I.

>>32086039
Simple, yet elegant.
Clasped hands and a winning smile
she embraces the Sun.

>>32086064
It may redeem you but you should not put too much hope.
Having lower expectations and being a pessimist will bring more happiness.

>>32086080
Oh hell I slipped back into 6-7-6, I need to murder my old English teacher.

Feet slip on cut grass
a tight ribbon and bright smile
twist and turn with her.

>>32086051
I think it's pretty awesome, even the tracheotomy.

>>32086105

You know what to do?
Write that bitch a sweet haiku.
Bitches love haikus.

>>32086121
Lavender pony
her antics warm my heart so
... wonders never cease.

>>32086105

>>32086113
Thanks anon! But it definitely needs a lot of work. The lines, coloring, and shadowing are pretty awful to me, but hey, that's what practice is for isn't it?

MEANWHILE IN THE KINGDOM OF /V/.

>>>/v/119543066

>>32086147
>pony porn everywhere
/v/ in a nutshell
all we need now are some dragon dildos

>>32086080
A wonderful dress
Perfectly made for Twilight
Rarity did well

Rainbow Dash likes girls
this and other things are true
at least in fandom.

>>32086158
>Implying that /v/ is the typical place for ponyporn to be

Where do you think we are?

>>32086165

who is your pony waifu chistery?

>>32086141
One thing that might help is use Multiply layers to experiment and find some good colors to shade with. Shading with gray is almost always a bad idea.

>>32086176
I've seen more ponyporn on /v/ than on /co/
just sayian

>>32086181
None in the main cast,
but sometimes my heart feels strange
when I see Twilight.

Quick question: Why does every member of the mane cast have a 2-part name except Rarity?

And out of curiosity, if you abbreviated her name into a two letter acronym (like RD or FS. Pretty sure you know which two those are) what would Rarity's be?

>>32086241

>mane

>>32086241
RT?

>>32086241
>Ticketmaster
>"Rarity the Unicorn!"

RU?

>>32086241
The most common abbreviation seems to be Ry, though I prefer Rt myself. And I can't answer the first question, sadly.

>>32086241

BJ

>>32086241
Applejack's name only has one part as well

>>32086241
I just use R
Only I use it for my self because it sucks
But it's fun what you can do with all the names except Rarity's
Sluttershy, Scaredshy, Spylight and so on

>>32086270
It works for "Madam R," so ...

>>32086289
Poni is too tiny.

>>32086147
I've never been to a pony thread on /v/.

Now I know why.

>>32086272
Except that most people with the title 'Madam' have class, not pretentious faux-class.

>>32086289
I thought that was Strawberry shortcake watching their universe version of MLP, where everything is even more rediculously styalised.

Ponies on icecream is good too, but damn, that's a thing that you don't expect to see.

>>32086325
Because nothing's quite as hateful as /v/'s brand of neckbeards? Yeah.

I guess comes from fapping so hard over Warhammer 40K.

SLOW THREAD TIME
AND YOU KNOW WHAT IT MEANS!

SERIOUSLY FUCKING /CO/
HOW CAN I STOP MYSELF FALLING ASLEEP IN THIS OVERLY COMFORTABLE CHAIR?

>>32086342

>>32086340
>I guess comes from fapping so hard over Warhammer 40K

I wonder how they would react to this then.

>>32086364
DO SOME MOTHERFUCKING JUMPING '
appleJACKS

>>32086259
Posting the artwork of roleplaying faggot that self-insert himself as a turtle and ship with ponies.

wt are you doing nigga

>>32086374
I SHOULD HAVE ADDED THAT I'M FUCKING LAZY

>>32086289

TESS I LOVE YOU

>>32086366
No

>>32086259
Saved so hard I saved it thrice.
>>32086316
No pony is too tiny. Even atompony.
>>32086407
You only love me for my body.

>>32086412

>>32086340
hey! there is nothing wrong with 40K

>>32086423

>your body

Just your hands... your wonderful, artsy farsty hands

t-touch me with them.. please...

>>32086439
There are ten things wrong with it, first and foremost that it's boring 'war marines in space' treacle paste.

ponies. post ponies.

>>32086448
Allright

THESE THREADS ARE DEPRESSING.

>>32086439

Except it's writing

Kudos to Ward for making a non shittastic necron dex... but goddamn his writing is still shit

"There is no artistry to a Destroyer Lord's blows- each swing of his blade is driven by the desire for optimum efficiency. Strangely, this often means a Destroyer Lord's attack are unintentionally spectacular. If he calculates that three enemies can be slain swifter with one blow than three individual strikes, then a single blow is all that will be made. A lesser creature would perhaps balk at such a risk, but for a Destroyer Lord, who has calculated success down to the tiniest detail, there is no risk to be had- only deadly certainty"

>mfw

>>32086374

>>32086448
>'war marines in space'
Bitch doesn't know about football hooligans in space

>>32086448

Not just any old pony. BEST PONY

>>32086495
Oh god wat

>>32086508

If she was the best pony she'd get more episodes but she doesn't so she clearly isn't

TERRIBLE THREAD

>>32086521
Yeah, it lacks of something..

>>32086521

Terrible post

Your's that is not mine

Mine has Rarity

>>32086538

>>32086538

Best pony, obviously.

>>32086519

If best pony were determined based on popularity, Rainbow Dash would be winning. Clearly, that is not how best pony is determined.

>>32086538
Lyra?

>>32086538
?

>>32086495
Why is Applejack falling from the sky?

>>32086559

I didnt say best pony, I simply said that she isnt getting new episodes

Clearly that demonstrates that the development team doesnt believe she's worth one

>>32086562
THAT'S IT! Kudos to you

No, I didn't mean that, but a Lyra thread is ok

>>32086584
Lyra thread it is then.

>>32086562

Lyra.

>>32086607

Wow, that's beautiful. I propose Gala dresses thread!

What would Lyra do if she meets Sea Pony Lyra?

>>32086642

She would wrap her arms around it, then proceed to hug it.

>>32086669
i thought she going to wrap her dick around it

>>32086669
All my HNNNGs

>>32086680

She's not a dolphin bro.

>>32086669

cutie!

> that feel when Trine 2 is going to be downloaded within 1 hour yet and you already need to go sleep...

It feels like I keep posing the same pictures of Luna before bed.
I might have to switch back to Gilda.

>>32086753

When the fuck did Nanaki get so adorable?
I want to hug him too.

>>32086763

It feels like you don't contribute anything.

>>32086797

The correct answer is he fucking didnt

>>32086797

>>32086797
>>32086826

>>32086848
>implying you wouldn't rape him

>>32086826
DID SOMEONE SAY THE MAGIC WORD?

>>32086858

>>32086869

So how many fucks do you think Pinkie gives?

>>32086869
>>32086880
>>32086848

>>32086476
Heh. In Australia a poof is a gay person.

>>32086880
>>32086881
>>32086898
>>32086901

>>32086613
Lyra thread commencacon