MANCHILD LOSER PENIS GENERAL??

>>32066441
I didn't realize we were talking about you.

>>32066488

Hey! Hey!

Say 'This is Comedy Central'!

>>32066513

No.

>>32066559

Awww...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LnFQgzKxOHE


While you guys get your rocks off 2D derpy, I already have my IRL derpy to be my waifu forever and ever..

She smells of muffins too...

>>32066584

wrong vid... I meant this

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5s5wABN6WbM

>>32066441
Ok super serious Adult, having a fun lighthearted spirit is a bad thing. Gotcha!

Calling someone a manchild is a rude way of saying "i wish i was as free spirited as you are. How can you get along with kids so well, and still be a responsible adult? I dont know how to do any of those things, i dont even want kids because im so terrible with them. my life is ruined!!! Im SO PATHETIC~!"

inb4

>>32066622
>>32066622
Straight flush!

Also do not want! .. but i do want wan of those plushies.

Pic related

'Sup bronies!

>>32066628
Lol,
inb4 what? what?
jesus dude. too fucking good.

>>32067096
sup.

hope you're cool enough to hang out with us.

>>32067135
i was awaiting bullshit about how he IS responsible, and the world is run by responsible people etc etc.

NoFunNelly.wav

I just worked on these for a little while (they're printed on blanked MTG cards) and I'm bringing them to gaming club tomorrow to use as generals.

I... I think I've gone way too far into this fandom.

Derpy Hooves is a very ugly pony.

I had this messed up dream that gave me an idea for a MLP episode.

>A group of goblins moves into Ponyville, and they are very industrial, Pinkie Pie is enraged, because the goblin king burns all her decorations.

>The Goblin King's daughter is a Goth/Punk teenager who is neglected by her father, he even sets one of her dogs on fire.

>Eventually Pinkie Pie saves the day by transforming into Human mode, then Minecraft mode, wielding an item called the Diamond Skull Pikaxe.

>Pinkie Pie defeats the Goblin King, who drops an absurd amount of bones upon defeat, which she used to regrow everything that got burned in the fight, then used the remaining bones to decorate a skeleton themed dinner party.

>The Goblin King's daughter then sets out to do what goblins are supposed to do, mine for gems, and kidnap lovely maidens, but in her case, gorgeous hunks, starting with Spike and Big Mac.

Is anyone else planning a quest tonight?

>>32067382
They allow you to use your own cards? What did you print them out on?
I've been thinking of trolling my brother by placing pony cards in a deck.

>>32067382
You need to go outside. Like, right now. Get some exercise, read a book, do something other than MLP.

>>32067431
Sorry man, but that's the stupidest thing I've read all day.

>>32067490

They're printed on thin decals, then I put 'em on real cards with the ink on the front blanked out with acetone. It takes a stupidly long time, but they look just like real cards if done properly. (and are the same width, dimensions, etc). Also, I've got like ten norins and two bassandras, I doubt anyone will mind me using pony versions.

>>32067431
I liked the idea up until pinkie pie turns into a human.
They should have cockney accents.

>>32067096
>bronies
I have to stop coming here before midnight.

Fuck you guys, it's Bloopers time!

>Applebloom is actually played by a midget pony. Twilight Sparkle's actress's younger sister does her voice-overs.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ApqUwNIoBkk

>>32067644
>complains posting railgunner
AHAHAH FAGGOT

And btw, he has a fan club of 13-year olds on ponychan

>The ice breaking scene had to be reshot a dozen times because Pinkie Pie kept falling into the water.

>>32067684
Who the fuck is railgunner?

>>32067720
oh i like this

>during the cutie mark plague scene, there was an embarrassing moment when applebloom was caught clopping in her room she didnt know anyone was around. They prompted her to get her tap shoes on for the scene

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X_RAf8GNey8

>The scene where AJ grabs AB's leg in Cutie Pox had to be filmed with props because AppleBloom kept kicking her sister in the face.

They took advantage of Applejack's cider drinking problem during the filming of Applebuck Season

At the beginning of Show Stoppers, filming the series of shots with Scoots doing her scooter ride, she got clotheslined by the tree branch and had to be hospitalized.

>The reason why there are so few scenes between Twilight and Rainbow is because the two are actually dating off set, and can't keep their hands off of eachother. One innocent hug or touch will inevitably lead to more and soon they're spooning on the set, completely disregarding the camera and prompting ANOTHER retake.

>As a joke during the episode CMC, the production staff replaced the bunnies with realistic dolls. Scootaloo then drove straight through them. Filming had to be called off for two hours because Fluttershy fainted when she saw the footage.

>>32067684
>not liking Railgunner

That actually sounds like something a ponychanner would say.

Really passive MLP fan here. I want to discuss something with you guys.
The last few episodes we had two really weird out of nowhere references with the Doctor Whooves ponies and The Big Lebowski ponies. Also the ponies are beginning to get sexualized like the wet hair Rarity.
Is this the result of the team forgetting that this is a show for little girls and losing Lauren Fausts vision because of bronies?
I think the bronies are destroying the show because of their love for the show which is extremely ironic.

>>32067720
>Dragonshy scene where Fluttershy scolded the dragon had over 50 takes because Fluttershy kept ad-libbing and swearing

>>32068300
When did they put in a Dr Who reference?!

>the Hub Commercial with Dan, Pinkie, and Megatron. Pinkie was too intimidated by the Decepticon and would stutter and mumble her lines in the song, it wasn't until Dan and Megatron started messing up the lines to get her to laugh did she start feeling more at ease around him, production keep one of Megatron's lines "are you ready for the hot nuts?"

>>32068325

That's not Dr.Who, that's the alien guy from History Channel.

>>32068058
After a long day of strenuous apple bucking, AppleJack passed out by the barn. Rainbow Dash was having a moonlight flying session, as she flew over to see AJ sleeping on the ground. Curious, she swooped down to see why AJ was sleeping outside. After multiple attempts to get her into her house, she gave up. AppleJack was just too hearty a pony. Deep in dashs mind, she knew there was something particularly cute about a passed out pony...she remembered her days back in flight camp, how gilda would always touch her in weird ways. It brought back so many memories of good times. So Rainbow carried AJs cumbersome body to the fence around the barn and tied her up. Every()ony Knows applejack LOVES apples, so rainbow did the only thing that a pony could do in this situation.

Applejack, finally woke up after a little bit of unconscious arousal, and she began to moan quietly. When she realized what was happening, she wasnt surprised, but a pony like applejack didnt like being tied down. She struggled and twisted as hard as she could, but it only made those apples feel so much better. Looking back at rainbow with pleasure in her eyes, she realized she couldnt object. Who knew if she would get this kind of chance ever again.

How fair your empires, fellow conquerors?

This is my new Byzantium game. All of Greece, Naples, and Modena annexed by 1422? Yes, please.

I also have the conquest mission for Sicily!

>apple.mov is actually an animated parody of the time during the filming of Applebuck Season that most of the cast got drunk off fermented apples.

>>32068354
>>32068325
I'm talking about these.

You fags still wanna stick your small penises in pony vags?

>>32068429
Nah, we play grand strategy instead now.

Watching the show is just our cover story, so we don't have to let our families know we do anything embarrassing as indulge in global conquest.

DORKS

>>32068429
>Small penises
>Says Mito
Bahahahahahaha

>>32068452
Yah... I don't think so. >>32068362

>>32068300
The only reason laura left the show is because of her own stupid choice. It had nothing to do with us. [citation welcomed]
Theres been quite a bit of sexualization in MLP, but only because of our interpretation of it, just like any childrens media. always find those "adult" jokes everywhere.

..ive never seen the big labowski...should i? Doctor who on the other hand, well, there isnt anything to explicitly refering to DW. could you specify and give an example? To what degree did the make a reference, aside from the hourglass on the one colts flank. They DID change his name once they caught wind of the "doctor whooves" comments.

"Bronies" arent destroying the show, were just appreciating it in a way that it might not have been intended for.

>>32068513
If you don't trust me, why did you ask me?

OKAY DRESSAGE COURSE IS GO
THIS PONY IS READY

>>32068521
>Laura
>doesn't even know the name of the show's creator

I bet you pronounce it "Fost" too.

>>32068547
SHIT LOOK HOW FANCY HE IS TROTTING ALONG, HE'S GOT THIS

>>32068547

OKAY NOW PUT ON THE DRESS

>>32068521
Big Lebowski is a great movie. Go check it out.

I want to spank her ass.

>>32068480
I don't see why you should be laughing, since my dick is superior.

>>32068547
Oh jesus Glitter Glue, what are you doing with that? Why aren't you making more hilarious pony art?

>>32068554
I meant to fix that >_< stop nitpicking, im on your side. id pronounce her name more like. fah-owst.

ive never actually head it enunciated

>>32068608
Because he think /co/ is his personal blog.

>>32068608
He's showing off the game he programmed

>>32068608
>>32068642
>Because he think /co/ is his personal blog.
ACTUALLY IT'S BECAUSE PEOPLE REQUESTED IT

BUT THAT'S NOT THE POINT: THE POINT IS CHECK OUT THESE BUFFED UP STATS
A+ ON THAT TRAINING, BIANKO

>>32068554
I pronounce it Fist

2/10
Almost had me

>>32068423
>>32068423
oh wow 0_0

I am ok with this. Wasnt this a fact Before bronies started?

>>32068638
How is it possible to never heard Faust pronounced properly? What, you didn't have a literature class in high-school or something?

>>32068638
"Fowst", like from the cautionary tale about deals with the devil.

Being a fag about precision in the written word is my thing, why do you think I have this name

>>32068672
A+? That one gate looks like it fell to pieces.

>>32068672

Holy shit if training once gives you that much improvement this is gonn abe a short game

>>32068423
I think they're on to us.

>>32068690
in reference to this
>>32068638

Can someone please explain how someone over the age of 10 can like this show for other reasons than finding the characters sexy?

twilite sparkel was ponying in his was ponying laboratoried

>>32068672
Since you're taking up requests, here is mine.

Fuck off

http://www.thinkgeek.com/homeoffice/lights/ebb5/

Would you this clock, general?

>>32068672
Your pony is all spirit and intelligence

Is it a wizard?

>>32068725
Its funny like old cartoons.

>>32068571
>Last thread, assumption being that i would like you to draw ship snailsxmac
Nah
instead they exchange their twilight and fluttershy real dolls

>>32068725
I find them adorable

>>32068741

Well, it is a unicorn

>>32068725
Go back to your sesame street porn, sicko

>>32068728
Oh jesus, I need to see this entire parody.

>>32068725

its cute, and sometimes funny.

>>32068725
Keeps my demons at bay through relaxation and "d'awww" reactions.

>>32068743
Bullshit.
Describe ONE funny thing.

>>32068725
Is this a serious question? Because it's been asked about a billion times at this point, so I dunno how you would've missed it by this point.

I like it for the same reason I like a lot of other classic CN cartoons. It is very reminiscent of Foster's Home, imo.

>>32068732
>Since you're taking up requests, here is mine.
>Fuck off
WHOA THERE
CAUGHT ME SLIPPIN'

MEANWHILE, FOREST COURSE IS ROCKIN' PRETTY HARD

>>32067382
Kyle I hope thats you

>>32068785

bridle gossip

>>32068725
They have the personality of young adult women around 16-21.

>>32068521
Yes, definitely see The Big Lebowski. It's one of the classics of the 90s.

>>32068785
The Feeling Pinkie Keen episode and the cartoon violence with Twilight Sparkle was refreshing.

Its party time!

>>32068785
All the fucking they do is kinda funny.

The Bondage/Grape is done. Took one of the dark coloured guards due to... well.. try to draw a white pony on something that is already a white pony.

>Terse, Terse, Terse, Terse, Terse, Terse, Terse, Terse:
>Which character on M/M cutecuddlystuff?
?

>>32068785
Applebloom threw a football at Big Mac's crotch

so funneh joke

>>32068837
Excellent

>>32068819
which is why you people are sexually attracted to them...

>all MLP fans are confirmed as autistic perverts.

Got it.
Thanks, /co/.

>>32068785
"Flutterguy" singing
Rarity's whining
Pinkie Pie's mental breakdown
Fluttershy's mental breakdown
Twilight Sparkle' mental breakdown
Braeburn

I also enjoy it for the Sondheim homages

>>32068841
Oh my god shes going to have a lesbian butt baby now!

>>32068725
Aliens.
Ancient seducing aliens.

>>32068785
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DLTZctTG6cE

This scene is funny based on the reasoning of the superiority theory AND the incongruity theory.

Works cited:

M.P. Mulder, A. Nijholt (2002) "Humour Research: State of the Art"
Poetics, 1449a, p. 34-35.
Plato, Philebus 49b ff.
J.Beattie, Essays (William Creech, Edinburg, 1776).

>>32068841
> Lube

Why not just use the blood as lube.

That's what I do

>>32068841
I would love it if you'd do White Snails and Hoity Toity, and if not that, then Caramac suits me just fine. Be enterprising, man, and thank you!

>>32068841
Soarin' and Big Mac, please.

>>32068841
this disgusts me

>>32068857
Glad you understand.

>>32068876

>>32068785
It's really pun-heavy. The puns aren't heavy-handed and very subtle. Most of the humor is really subtle but the cuteness and moral messages aren't subtle at all. At least in most of Season 1.
Season 2 is a wank-fest for Bronies. Just way too much fanservice and way too big of a spotlight on Rarity and Pinkie Pie.

>Yfw Big Mac is at the perfect height for Apple Bloom to accientally headbutt him in the crotch

>>32068841
>>32068882
I MEAN LOOK AT THIS SHIT, PEOPLE!

Do you honestly act like this out side of 4chan?

>>32068886
>>32068887
I DON'T EVEN KNOW WHO TO SHOUT AT ANYMORE

>>32068841
Fancy Pants slamming Big Mac.

>>32068798
AND NOW THE DARK REALITY SETS IN
SORRY, PONY
THIS IS WHAT YOU WERE REALLY MADE FOR
THIS IS YOUR FUTURE
FILTHY UNICORN

PULL THAT SLEDGE

http://www.justin.tv/BronyNews

>>32068841
lol WUT!?

>>32068915
Loud anon, if you ever stop shouting at me...I created you. I can destroy you too.

You wake up, and feel something warm and snuggly in bed next to you.

It's Fluttershy!

It's THIS Fluttershy!

What do, /co/?

>>32068841
i can't not approve of this

>>32068915
I'm also Terse, haha!

>>32068725
Why does it have to involve sex? We are capable of liking something that doesn't give us an erection.

Guys I think my life is improving for the better
I went with my stepdad to the landfill and actually had fun
Plus I got something of a workout and a breath of fresh air
I might stop being fat

what is wrong with me /co/

>>32068914
Yes.
What kind of stupid question is that?

>>32068941

>>32068899

>fanservice

BULLSHIT

NAME ONE. OTHER THAN DERPY.

THAT'S RIGHT

YOU CANT.

>>32068923
What are the blocks for?

Is pony building something?

>>32068960
No, you're not, Reuniclus.

>>32068941
Rape, of course.

>>32067382
Those are quite befitting of their ponies, nicely done.

Especially Norin for Halloween Pinkie Pie, it's perfect.

>>32068886
>White Snails and Hoity Toity, Caramac
White Snails?
Caramac = Caramel and Macintosh?

>>32068967
no, your not.

>>32068923

He deserves it for not being smart enough to just pull the sledge with magic.

>>32068847
...Wait, when did this happen?

>>32068968
Join the normalfags in the light.

>>32068980
Wasn't most of season 2 written before bronies were even a blip on the radar?

>>32068923
GG I love you.

>>32068899
>Season 2
>spotlight on Rarity and Pinkie Pie
>Pinkie Pie
wut

>>32068901
> That feel when Big Mac is high up in his thoughts walking in a straight line looking up at the sky and not noticing the Applebloom who he walks over.

> her face she gets Big Macs sweaty coconuts dragged all over her face.

>>32068967
Seconding this. Land's sakes, the show is cute and has some nice jokes. I'd much rather watch this than SCAREDY SQUIRREL.

>>32068941
Dutch oven.

>>32068980
Big Lebowski ponies

>>32068914
Bondage? yes.

>>32068997
White Snails is the guy from Sweet and Elite that was carrying Rarity's luggage all over the place. And yeah, Caramac is Caramel and Macintosh.

>>32068997
>White Snails
NOOOOO
He's Squeaky Voiced Teen Pony

>>32068988
..okay.

Can I have everyone's name and adress?

I need to pay a hitman to rid people like >>32068970 from the world.

>>32069013

hell, it was damn near finished.

people crying just to cry.

>>32068899
Lol.

Where was the wankfest for bronies? The bronies had their favourite pony Rainbow Dash completly humiliated in two episodes in a row.

>>32068960
We Terse now?

>>32069018
God dammit that's not how testicles work, anon.

>>32068987
>What are the blocks for?
FOR MAKING THE SLEDGE HEAVIER
SO IT'S HARDER TO PULL

HE HURT HIS NECK PULLING IT
YOU THINK I CARE ABOUT THAT BIANKO
YOU'RE GONNA PULL MORE TOMORROW

>>32069022
>confirmed for not knowing what fanservice is

>>32069022
That's not brony wankage any more than the Sondheim bits in season 1.

Don't be an idiot.

http://www.facebook.com/mylittlepony?sk=app_320904094589129

>>32069018
why isn't applebloom kicking me in the dick?

>>32068914
I talk like this with my friends.

Yet they seem to stop calling me on skype... Wonder why.

Can I be terse?

Why is shading and coloring so freaking difficult? I just want to color my stuff ._.

>>32069065

That horse's neck is clearly snapped.

Select your pistol, and then select your horse.

>>32069056
yup
hiya Terse

>>32068429
Don't be mocking them when you want to stick your dick up that deer's ass.

>>32069011
>Light
But that thing fucking burns and shit.

>>32069022

movie reference =/= fanservice

do you even know what fanservice is?

carrot top being with derpy in the halloween episode is fanservice.

>>32069092
> that throat cancer surgical scar
Oh god Fleur is one of those washed up ballerinas that never quit smoking, isn't she?

>>32068968
>I went with my stepdad to the landfill
What
Why would you do that

>>32068914
No

I know the difference between the internet and real life

>>32069100
HEY, YOUR THE SAME FAG FROM THE AT THREADS.

please fuck off

>>32069099
Good to see you, Terse! How's your day going?

>>32069091
Of course you can, Terse!

>>32069091
anyone can be Terse if they believe

>>32069122
...why is that a big deal

>>32069065
Do you got a name for that pony?

Can you call him Mr Sugar Snuggle Stallion?

>>32068366
Have a regency Council right as Lutherans pop up.

Also I want that pony mod.

>>32069141
I don't think I believed hard enough

>>32069151
>Do you got a name for that pony?
>Can you call him Mr Sugar Snuggle Stallion?
BITCH CAN'T YOU READ HIS NAME IS BIANKO

Hi huys!

>>32069122
I bet it wasn't near as exciting as the time he went fishing.

Dad shot his friend in the dome, they bought some trout from the store and some father son bonding was had.

>>32069168
Can you rename him?

>>32069122
Because he's garbage

>>32068941
Kill yourself because that thing is disgusting.

>>32069174
>Torso
I fucking lol'd.

>>32069092
Here, have this.

It's not as explanatory as having a detailed description, but it's a good guide!

>>32068899
They write s2 before bronies retard.

>>32068725
it just gives me a special feel, I don't have to explain myself to you
>>32068914
no and that is the very reason you're on 4chan, dumbass

>>32068366

I'm a couple years ahead of this now. Basically just playing to create an interesting narrative rather than conquering the world. I've got colonies in "New England," Canada, and Texas as well as a few ports and vassal states in India.

Also, everyone north of Italy except a handful of German OPMs is Protestant

>>32069146
Why would you go to a landfill?

>>32068968
Landfills are awesome, you get to break old shit all day and no one cares

your guys are so perverted...get out of /co/

>>32069211

DOOOOOOOOOOKS

COLOR SHIT

AND STREAM IT

Alright, recap on the quest. You are a Pegasus pony who is attempting to steal the Canterlot royal jewels. After entering through the sewers, and causing a distraction in the library, you come across them in a secure room in a locked case. The lock can only be opened with magic, and before you can figure out another way into it the sisters come in and catch you.

Another post to follow

>>32069188
WHY
HE DOESN'T EVEN DESERVE A FUCKING NAME

HE THINKS HE'S SPECIAL BECAUSE HE CAN JUMP WHOOPDEEFUCK I CAN JUMP TOO

>>32069155
This is EUIII?

>>32069086

Because that's Applejacks job.

She's going to Cock & Ball Torture your junk into the stone age with that apple-buck of hers.

>>32069211
Thanks Dooks!

Quick question, how long have you been coloring?

>>32069216
Yeah but they dont animate it.

Turdface

>>32069227
BUT WE BELONG HERE

>>32069241
Yes, the MEIOU mod.

>>32069237

HE ALSO SPARKLES

LOOK @ DAT TRAIL OF SPARKLES

>captcha: overy opened
Not now Twilight, I'm posting in MLPG

What would the pony equivalent of Japan look like?

>>32069247
> 152 posts
> delving into dom AJ and applebuck-strength CBT

I guess we're anxious to get into strange territories before post 300 today.

>>32069117
OK, so they shoehorning of Derpy, Octavia and Whooves is the real fan service. Still, the show has way way too acknowledged bronies this season.

>>32069227
>perverted
>/co/
Sounds like we fit right in to me.

Sometimes I wonder why I don't post in MLP Generals all that often.

Then I come to a MLP General and I quickly remember.

Everything that's gone wrong with this fandom I blame on Megasweet.

Fuck you Megasweet.

With quick wit you manage to talk your way out of the situation, and after luna dons the jewels for her moon raising ritual you follow her.

She has just raised the moon and stars as you watch silently from the shadows, the diamonds and rubies taunting you a few feet away. You can hear another pony approaching from the opposite hall as Luna collects herself.

>>32069272
>Yes, the LALILULELO mod.

>>32069224
to get out of the house

alfa995 updated his awesome tumblr!

>>32069247
> You will never have Applejack press her hoof against your fragile nads spitting on your face.

>>32069313

Just skip to the part where you fuck a cartoon horse you freak.

>>32069334
i wish we could all skip to that part

>>32069231
Calm your tits Krabb!
I'm encoding newest episode with spanish subs, so it's going to take like 20 minutes more.

>>32069253
Hmm, good question.

The first-FIRST thing i've colored is from February of this year, pic related.

I got cereal on coloring in, July methinks.

>>32069272
Never played it before. Maybe I'll try it out.

>>32069295

Where the fuck have Whooves and Octavia been whored?

And Derpy's been used since the first season.

Would you engage in consensual intercourse with this pony, /co/

>>32069295
>shoehorning octavia

>into a fancy party at canterlot castle

>the only place she's ever played before

>>32069265
>>32069301
No, preverts don't belong here.

>>32069319
God this is so enthralling

>>32069295
How is Octavia a fanservice character?

>>32069295
>shoehorning in Octavia
God forbid they use a music pony for a three second scene that called for several music ponies.

You're bad at this.

(Not that other Anon, for reference.)

>>32069362
Not really.

But I would like to pet it. I like petting horses.

asdf

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H91QXNr41FM

Dear Princess Celestia:

When you first gave me this assignment, I regarded it as an academic, even martial pursuit-- a study of the most powerful weapon known to ponykind. But as time went on, I realized that I was learning the true meaning not only of friendship, but of magic.
Last night I slept under the stars with my five closest friends. That night, i felt thepresence of the most powerful magic I've ever known.

Thank you, Princess, for everything.

Your faithful student, Twilight Sparkle

>>32069386
You're still wearing the name, dude, though it in no way cheapens your point. How can any character introduced pre-fandom inception be even remotely considered a fanservice character? They may well be used to serve fans at some point, but they're still characters created to serve a purpose on the show first and foremost.

Frankly, the entire concept of fanservice irks me.

Perverted?! oh good heavens!
>4chan
oh wait
>>32068886
We'll see which one, both options have good colour matches and so on. We'll see.

>>32069334
>wants horsefucking
>calls me a freak

>>32069362
With that pony? No.

Picture related.

>>32069362
>non-sentient horse
>consent

see this is why you fags are missing the point of fapping to cartoon horses.

>>32069362
I would rather ride it through forest trails

>>32069431
stop talking to yourself terse

>>32069425
My Faithful Student Twilight Sparkle:

I am proud to call you one of my disciples. You have shown great promise and strength,

courage and bravery. You have proven in great lengths that you can become a great scholar.

I have watched you grow and blossom into more than that struggling filly with strong latent

powers. In many aspects i have come to regard you as a sister. I know you will rise over any

obstacle that comes in your way.

Good luck, Twilight

Your Loving Teacher Celestia.

All right I think his stats are good enough now
what do you guys think

>>32069462
I'm not!

>>32069477
Ain't even magic

>>32069462
I...but...what?

>>32069434
Sounds good to me, man! Take your time, don't rush, do whatever you like. Happy to wait!

>>32069477
damn son, nice stats
you're boss at this game

>>32069439
I'd fuck a human Applejack.

>>32069442
>applying the human concept of "consent" to an animal

I seriously hope you have a better argument than that

>>32069472
Dear Princess Celestia,

This whole assistant to Twilight thing is rewarding and challenging each and every day, but more than ever I've wondered if I'm going to ever experience The Change. Even when I went through that growth spurt, it was a GROWTH spurt, not The Change.

What do I do? Rari- I mean a certain pony won't want a boy. She wants a man.

Yours in confidence,
Spike

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KL5-UUxhiuc

>>32069477

Good enough for what?

Anyone know if the song in the most recent episode was based on another song?

>>32069517
Sorry, I don't dally with photoshop exports.

> yfw all the 'super hot babes' you see in magazines have some pretty awful nip-and-tuck courtesy of Adobe

>>32069517
what the hell happened to this bitch? OO

>>32069569
She fell in paint

>>32069565
I think everyone knows that

>>32069522
consent is about having the requisite intelligence and maturity for self determination. an animal-animal doesn't meet that requirement. a sentient-animal or other non-human intelligence might.

>>32069565
That was the subject of a few Dove ads, if I recall.

prettiest pone

>>32069439
Applejack has given herself an apple-sauce enema, and is now demanding you suck the sweet and warm goop out of her ass.

Is this awesome Y/N?

>>32066401
>The vid
Why do people keep making these? Do they think they shock or signifigantly disgust people? They're just retarded.

>>32069638

No, that's Twilight

>>32069638
forgot "pic unrelated of course"

OKAY TIME FOR A COMPETITION
what do you think

racing, weight pulling, obstacle course, show jumping, or steeple chase?

>>32069646
Spike: Bro of the century

>>32069565
Y'know, something similar is mentioned in CS Lewis' "The Screwtape Letters." In one of the chapters, they talk about models and how they're deceiving men into lusting after things that don't actually exist.

>>32069661
chase dem steeples

>>32069640
Sucking anything out of Applejack's ass is awesome.

>>32069640

>>32069596
Artificial insemination and slaughter for meat raise no issue of consent, however when bestiality enters the equation, the consent card is immediately pulled. You're making a judgment based on moral prejudice rather than reason. Grow up a little, America isn't the only country on Earth.

>>32069661

Out of all those, the steeple chase is the least intuitive sounding one, so do that.

>>32069375
>perverts don't belong here

I'm sorry, I think you're lost. Were you intending to sage one of these threads?

>>32066321
>>31936114
>>32055604
>>31896153
>>32065048
>>32056481
>>32069277
>>32068931
>>32068944
>>32063524
>>32064352

Any fellow Bronies play DCUO?

Dan got into a fight with Big Mac once overin the studio cafeteria. They had to rewrite Applebuck Season because Mac couldn't do any strenuous activity while recovering.

>>32069362
I'd rather ride Rose through forest trails.

>>32069675
C.S. Lewis isn't really the best for apologetic philosophy, mostly because he's so lazy with strawmen. Anything he has to say about lust, love, loss, and sin I'm tempted to ignore out of hand.

But please, let's talk ponies.

>>32069646
Which gen did he not appear in?

FANCY PANTS IS THE MOST GENTLEMAN PONY! YES?!

>>32069710

Hero healbot/Villain pistols-fire tank reporting in. I should join up with one of the /co/ Leagues or something.

>>32069640
Ewwwwwwwww.jpg

>>32069649
>>32069649
>>32069649
because we can and will, so stop bitching about it.

>>32069525
Dear Spike,

I advise you to abandon your childish affections for Rarity.

Yes I know about it. Everyone and their mother (save Rarity, miraculously) knows. Word gets around. I thought it was amusing at first but it's just gotten sad.

Dragons and ponies can never be together. Abandon your foolish fantasies immediately.

Officially,
Princess Celestia

Thanks to you guys my 14 year old brother now has a girlfriend who also likes ponies.

Seriously, they met because of ponies.

>>32069638
That's not a picture of Celestia.

>all the AJ porn in this thread

>>32069211
bu I don't want to use layers

>>32069749
I don't think he appeared in Tales

>>32069661
That girl has a magical horse and she cruely keeps it like a slave. Look at her eyes.

You can see the evil.

>>32069704
BUT WAIT HERE ARE SOME MORE

>>32057143
>>32064769
>>32056981

>>32069758

>teenage romance
>also ponies

Goddamn.

>>32069638
hm I like that dress.

>>32069763
Why aren't you playing Skyrim, Scootanon?

>>32069640

When you get to the part about Applejacks penis, just try to keep reading it gets really good I promise.

>>32069699
>America
wtf, you win the non sequiter of thread award.

>>32069675
Shit. Thank you for making me feel guilty for not touching Screwtape since I started with the Song of Ice and Fire series. Do I need to pick it up again?

YOU FUCKING HORSE
I TRAINED YOU TO BE BETTER THAN THIS
HOW DARE YOU

>>32069758
Cute.

>>32069851
>in the 3 place
this has meme potential

>>32069851
THE 3 PLACE!? WHAT THE FUCH HORSE.
BACK TO THE SLEDGE.

So if Rose is Good, Jess is Neutral, and Goggles is Bad, then what is Chistery?

>captcha women froyd
>what

This pic makes me smile
Oh you stoner pony

>>32069754
>We can and will do what we do
>We think there's a chance you'll stop what you're doing just because we said to, though.

I'll stop because there's nothing else for me to say about it's stupidity, that's the only reason.

>>32069839
That was a crack at your nonsensical puritan laws, in Europe bestiality is not illegal, and in some cases, outright legal.

>>32069851
It is the poor craftsman that insults his tool

>>32069891
>Anyone on 4chan
>Good

WRONG WRONG WRONG

did someone say AJ?

>>32069838
> Applejack with a dick

How did you know my special fetish

>>32069851
>YFW 3rd place in a horse race is referred to as 'Show'

>GlitterGlue's pony is now in the show.

FUCK /b/ THOSE GUYS DON'T EVEN REALLY LIKE THE SHOW... THEY JUST WANT TO BULLSHIT EACH OTHER.. THEY NEED TO GO TO FUCKING /soc/ AND GTFO OF /b/

>>32069843
It's an interesting book. I kinda thought he made an interesting point about cowardice. I also liked his little summation on the different kinds of laughter (actually put it into my fanfic).

As far as apologetics go, I like Chesterton more, though. I really like Chesterton, very funny and poetic.

>>32069898
>implying Europe has a single set of laws
Pretty illegal in my country, you freak.

>>32069909
NEVERMIND HE BROUGHT HOME THE CUP AFTER ALL

NOW IT'S TIME FOR SOME WEIGHT PULLING
COME ON YOU CRAZY WHORE DON'T MAKE ME TURN YOUR SPARKLY ASS INTO GLITTER GLUE

>>32069914

Applejack knows how to pleasure a woman.

>>32069851

Select your pistol and select your horse.

>>32069945
haha!

>>32069133
I have no need to samefag when others will just agree with me. Why you so mad?

>>32069945
HOORAY

>>32069983
Applejook!

>>32069932
Not all parts, just the civilized ones.

>>32069796
I don't know which gen that is. I know "And Friends" and "Friendship is Magic"

>>32069898
>your
assumptions are like assholes, you're full of shit. or something like that.

also pretty sure bestiality is illegal in most places. if anything just because of animal cruelty laws.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Zoophilia_and_the_law
wow look at all the European country's where its illegal too.

Because, roleplaying leads to healthy relationships.

>>32069945

Jesus christ Weaver. I love you.

>>32070005

FUCK YES

now, let's make some magic fucking horseshoes

>>32070005
Is it possible to lose in this game?

>Defending bestiality ITT

Ahh, now I see why we get compared to the Sonic fandom.

But I guess it's not as bad as that one time when there were some pedophiles afoot.

>>32069983
>I can't into human breasts.png

>>32070003

Probably because you're a dick.

Just my opinion though.

>>32070005

Oh fuck, shit's becoming Silent Hill. SHIT JUST GOT REAL.

>>32069835
>>32069835
i finished it already, im the new archmage, the new leader of the bandit guild AND guardian of Nocturnal, im also the new Kodlak Whitemane, i've did pretty much every quest, also the continent now belongs to the stormcloaks and i got all of the Daedric Artifacts, also did a shitton of sidequests and miscelaneous objectives.

now to wait for the DLC... which i will torrent

>>32070061
Ooh, that's what they were. I thought they were some sort of clown shoes that were poking out and that she had abnormal arm length and was wearing a shirt too big for her.

ALL RIGHT TIME TO RESEARCH A NEW HORSESHOE RECIPE

PICK A NUMBER 1-6 GUYS
AND WE'LL DISCOVER IT TOGETHER

>>32069893
she is a pretty pony

>>32070092
2

>>32070080
No, it's you who's the dick. Just by disrespecting me alone.

>>32070026
Tales is technically G1.

So, how do I stylize Tirek to match the show?

>Northern state makes bestiality legal
>So progressive!
>Southern state makes bestiality legal
>Fucking hicks!

No, seriously though, bestiality isn't a crime in my state, but IT SHOULD BE.

>>32070086
> stopped playing just before the 6MB save file of death
Yeah. I can't wait until PS3 Skyrim isn't terrible.

>>32070092

ALL OF THEM.

>>32069838
>>32069838
is this going to ruin the show for me?

...like that unspeakable?

Pic related

>>32070092

x=(1/2)x+1

>>32070054
Why are you so prejudiced over the sexuality of another person? Homosexuality and zoophilia fall into the same category, they harm no one, and are banned on the basis of long-held moral stigmas. Consent and whatnot is NEVER raised in the context of animal castration without anesthesia, vivisection, slaughter, animal research, artificial insemination, or euthanasia. It's only raised when bestiality is debated, because people have no arguments other than "it's disgusting and bad".

>>32069763
anyone else see that and instantly think:
>Murder.
?

>>32070117
>PS3

>>32070119
Yes.

>>32070092
5

>>32070101

And your a dick with delusions of grandeur.

Just another worthless trip to block on my list.

>>32070117
>gaming on a console

ALL RIGHT RECIPE #2 IT IS

...HOLY SHIT THIS IS ACTUALLY A PRETTY BADASS HORSESHOE

>>32070165

THAT'S SUCH A TINY AMOUNT

Man, I wish I could personally thank the artists that make all the stuff I love, like Fluffy, JJ, MS. Like PM personal thanks. But that'd be pretty autistic and gay and I don't wanna be fag ;_;

I would thank GG for making funny ass comics but he's acting retarded at the moment

Has there been any announced DLC for skyrim? How about must-have mods?

>>32070145
It's what I got from my parents and, y'know, I don't want to switch to another console or buy another $2K Windows box.

Incidentally I wonder if ponies have some really terrible 'energy' drink like Monster, and if Dash has tried to get their sponsorship.

>>32070192
Go over to their FiMchan threads and post a thanks.

>>32070165

FUCKING ELEMENTS MADE JUST FOR HORSES? JESUS CHRIST.

>>32070201
>playing Skyrim
faggot

>>32070111
It was illegal in my state but our state supreme court overruled the law as being overly broad. I don't think it really fucking matters, I ain't fucking animals anytime soon and I really don't want tax dollars wasted on the fucks who do.

>>32070165
>guarded by pirahnna.
Holy shit, that is some hardcore recipe storage.

>>32070207
Do you have a pic of Rarity or Applejack from that artist?

Hayseed Turnip Truck has grown on me. He's just so enthusiastic.

>>32070217
>>32070217
why didn't I think of that?

>>32070117
>>32070117
thats what you get for playing it in a console.

now, i aint one of those PCMASTURRACE guys, but for fucks sake.

PCs are for FPSs, WRPGs and RTSs.
Consoles are for Platformers, hack n slash, Adventure games and JRPGs.

>>32070245
He is your new Snails?

>>32070226
>Not making Skyrim play itself.

Casual scum.

>>32070245

you are the reason pixar made a cars 2

>>32070244
I think this is the same artist.

>>32070229
There is no law regarding it in my state. If you're caught and prosecuted(which is extremely rare), the charge is usually animal cruelty, but the charges are often dropped.

Idea for an episode:
Twilight and the rest of the mane 6 (and Spike) travel to Neighpon (Pony Japan) on an ambassador trip. Twilight is busy at the embassy, while the rest of the group get into trouble as they try to broaden their understanding of other cultures. The empress is sheltered and wants to get in on the fun as well.

>>32070207
>Monster
>terrible
Don't be hatin'.

>>32070268
Thank you.

>>32070165
AND I BOUGHT HIM A BUNCH OF STUFF.
FOR HIS STABLE.

ENJOY YOUR FANCY BUCKET AND DECORATIVE LAMP

>>32070224
Nichelium is Latin for "nickle".
Aurum is Latin for "gold".

That other mineral... is not a real thing, though. The name implies it's some sort of sky math. That doesn't make sense!

>>32070245
He seems like a pretty nice guy. Probably the redneck friend-of-a-friend that you go on a hunting trip with once and learn a bunch of useful shit.

Bet his mamma cooks some fine vittles.

>>32070201

The creation kit needs to come out before we have a list of must haves. For now it's just stuff like the nude mod and killable children.

Also got rebalance mod for destruction magic.

And just to keep this pony related I present you with this abomination.

>>32070291
What game is this?

>>32070129
>>32070129
no no no, that one is
>Torture
this one is
>murder

>>32070291

HE MUST WIN ALL THE TROPHIES

>>32070256
> this is what you get for accepting the console your parents gave you last Christmas and trying to play a game on it
I know Bethesda is spotty, but this was just beyond ridiculous.

>>32070291
MARVELOUS!!

>>32070291
He better fucking earn that shit.

Can you take it away? We don't want to reward unsatisfactory behavior, should he do any.

>>32070245
Yeah, I like Hayseed too.

>>32070257
Not quite.

>>32070266
Never saw it and wasn't a huge fan of the first one.

>>32070311
it says what game it is in the title bar which is included in every image so far

>>32070291
>Bucket.
NOW WE CAN MATE IT!

Hey, drawbro from a few nights ago? Did you ever draw AJ and TS? Pic related.

>>32070317
Are your parents ponies?

>>32070245
who the fuck and where did the name come from

>>32070392
No. Let's talk ponies.

>>32070291

He is a god amongst horses.

>>32070245
Hayseed Turnip Truck/Rarity OTP!

>>32070291
>bucket

>>32070245
Hell yes Fancy Pants!

>>32070405
He's from the latest episode and they directly said his name on the show when he shows up near the beginning

>>32070417
rainbow dash is my favorite pony

>>32070397
>thumbnail
Why does she have tape wrapped around her tail and main?
>full size
Oh. She's wet. Hm. There goes my tape fetish...

>>32070417
Ok, my favorite pone is Applejack.

>>32070397
> wet secretary hair Twilight
... Oh my.

>>32070245
any pics yet of him plowing rarity's field?

>>32070397

With her hair like that she looks even more like Stocking.

>>32070256
>Platformers, hack n slash, Adventure games and JRPGs.
I prefer PC for those as well.

Does anyone want a-
>>32070245
>nothing I draw can be that good. whybother

>>32070440
>main
>not mane
>that feel when you're now starting to mix them up due to puns