why no love for spike?

What we know about dragons.
Adult dragons are horrible assholes and cannibalistic. Generally loners who view other dragons as rivals and even potential prey.

What we don't know.

Is this a case of nature Vs. nurture with Spike? When he reaches a certain age will his hormones kick in and make him a total bastard?

Why doesn't Smaug kill the batman?

The ponnies will find a magic spell and suppress his rage.

Heh... manopause.

I feel sorry for him since he has an identity crisis.

If he ever fond his mother she'd probably just coldly try and eat him.

>>32052549

Batman has no gold, at least as far as Smaug knows.

bump

I fucking love spike. He is my favourite character of all. I don't even care. I cannot wait for this episode.

>>32052337
Obviously Celestia has access to a special brood of dragons that she uses exclusively to aid her and her subjects in her castle.

>Spike hasn't been getting any roles at all in recent episodes
>male characters getting a bigger presence in MLP

>>32053724
well, since most of the people now writing the show are men, this makes sense. Why bother making a show with primarily girls if girls will watch a show about boys?

soon it'll just be about the male ponies, and cater entirely to bronies.

>>32053490
My nigga. That fucking owl ruined the last Spike episode. But I have high hopes for this one.

RAPE GENERAL

>rape

>>32055825

I noticed that Twilight slips back into her old Canterlotian accent when Fancy Fucker there asked about her dress.

Oh god she's so adorkable.

Guys LK is streaming

http://www.livestream.com/itsponytime

He's drawing human Rarity with gigantic tits so be warned

>Some faggot writes a fake corrupted Lil'Pip story
>It ends with blueballs
>Get boner
>Try to get rid of it
>Nothing appeals
>NOTHING
>Permablueballs until a proper fapfic is written
>It will never happen

Fuck my life.

I'd settle for more TS/Spike dynamic. :3

>>32056109
>humanized
nope

Someone make a General, please

Well Spike's episode is next up in Season 2

from the looks of things we shoudl expect a godzilla reference at soem point

>>32056096
Twilight is the cutest pony.

so ponies died eh?

>>32056127

>>32056141
Only in the morning when the shitposters are here.

Come back in a few hours

>>32056143

Any protips for making a pony in 3d? I want to do a model for my friend's birthday, but I really have no idea how to go about it.

Note: I am pretty well versed in 3D. I just, ponies, you know?

>>32056122
And you said you wouldn't fuck a pony.

>>32056143

>>32056162
pic related
>>32056076
>>32056091
>>32056164
>>32056127
>>32056143

>this thread

>>32056181

>>32056116
I'll never give you what you want.

>>32056181

>>32056162
>Implying we all are not shitposters

what if Spike ponyd a pony?

>>32056211
unicorn dragonlings.

>>32056208
Only in the mornings.

>>32056165
Protip: MLP is a heavily stylized 2D cartoon and the art does not make much sense in 3D. If you focus on making it look 100% accurate from the front and one side, it will look weird from, say, a 45 degree angle. Instead, you'll have to apply a lot of imagination in what you think the ponies would look like if they were in 3D. Use photos of the merchandise as inspiration.

everyone in this thread so far is now an HONORARY WONDERBOLT!

>>32056225
marshmallows

>>32056225
sweat, her coat of fur, the dank musk of her labia/anus.

>>32056233

>>32056217

>>32056238
Better than you mindless >rape fuckwits

Pony should overthrow pony

>>32056217
It's like POO POOOO
but dat's only in da mornin

>>32056277
Pony should do everything to preserve status quo.

>>32056277
>that feel when you're filled up with feathers
celestia knows that feel

>>32056116
that wasn't me, but I dd try. I'm still trying, but it's taking so long. You also have more ideas than me, it seems you'd be better. I just want to write a creepy weirdo molesting on her fresh-out-the-stable body

>>32056292
That's her wing you dodo

>>32056116
>>32056304
>this discussion again
Yes, I believe I left my bag at my grandmother's when I visited her last time. A good 20 kilometer walk in the snow and rain ought to make these thread seem a whole lot better!

>>32056331
no

>>32056334
the story in question >>32054391

If that's you Pacce I'm sorry and I miss you

...

>>32056362
dont do it twulut

>>32056362
Twilight's hunger for knowledge is her ultimate demise I tells ya...

>>32056225
those were some nice hooves

last night someone was doing an OC pic I wonder how long or what happened

http://ponibooru.413chan.net/post/view/94617

dat hueg pic

http://ponibooru.413chan.net/post/view/94621

dancing Twi

>>32052053
>Pony threads are pointless, it's time for a dragon thread.

TROGDOR TIME!

>>32056304
FOR THE LOVE OF GOD, JUST WRITE IT ALREADY

Also >implying fapping to your own work

How much do you faggots think it would cost to hire someone to write it for me? I've got money. I've got a lot of money.

>>32056421
best draggen

Spike is my favorite poni.

I'm serious.

>>32056434
Once he was man

>>32056421

TROGDOR WAS A MAN

I MEAN

HE WAS A DRAGON-MAN

OR MAYBE HE WAS JUST A DRAGON

>>32056451
BUT HE WAS STILL TROGDOR!

LET'S HAVE A HAPPY NON-SEXUAL THREAD!

>>32056473
Silly Anon, that's not how you sell >rape thread

>>32056473
This'll last 3 seconds

>>32056480
He didn't even list the price.

>>32056424
>paying for fapfics

This nigga serious?

>>32056484
Can't go wrong with posting cute pictures of your favorite ponies right?

>>32056486
It'll only cost you a quarter

>>32056486
But we already know it...

>>32056498

After having her hair ruffled by Rainbow, Twilight soon discovers her hidden pet-play fetish.

>>32056516
>How MTBPW should have ended

I like it!

ANOTHER

>>32056516

woof

>>32056498
But I don't have a favorite!

Everytime those lists come up, I try once again to pick, and can't.

Where do I fall on the [pony]fag scale?

Was i the only one who was kinda upset when it turned out that they didn't even invite spike to twilights birthday?
What do you think he did the whole day while they were all at caterlot?

>>32056528
Indecisive prick

CREPUSCULAR DOSE

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pTPqjKk_xCo

>>32056525

>>32056533
NO
IT'S STUCK IN MY HEAD AGAIN

IS ANYONE WRITING MY APPLEBOOM X SPOON FIC YET?

>>32056529
Nobody actually likes Spike

this is canon

>>32056529
He doesn't write letters anymore, so he's not their friend. (and the animation team doesn't need to bother.)

It's a win for everyone.

>>32056534

lol faggots

>>32056548

>>32056567
>>32056548
>>32056516
>>32056498
I see the TwiDash shipping has gone up with 200%

>>32056567
>>32056548
>>32056516
Twidash gets the best art.
No complaints.

>>32056567

>>32056229
Thank you, I do appreciate the input.

>>32056581

>>32056548
>>32056567
>>32056577
>>32056579
>>32056581
Best ship

Also I love this artist completely sexually

>>32056529
It's possible he didn't want to go, or that Twilight needed someone to watch the library (more likely). After all, they probably planned to be gone for a full day (probably staying at the castle with the "sick" cat for the night before returning home).

Consider that Twilight's library is not only full of books on magic, computer equipment, etc., but also houses Twilight's personal effects, AND it's a public library: they can't just lock the front door and leave! Someone has to watch the library (and at the same time, make sure they don't mess with Twilight's stuff, or take anything).

>>32056588

>>32056594

what is with all the socks?
Is it a fetish thing?

>>32056594
>>32056599

I really need to visit DA instead of farting around here all the time.

>TwiDash

>>32056618
It is pretty awesome

Twidash why are you the worst ship?

>>32056626
best ship is spike/everything

Rarity just passed Applejack in the amount of fanwork.

Applejack is now the least favourite pony.

>>32056632
What a shame.

IS THERE SOME TWIDASH GOING ON IN HERE?

>>32056626
Shit, this reminds me. Guys, you still love PieShy, right? I've got Reuniclus on the case, and I've given him a Christmas-themed request for that ship but I still have time to change it, I think. Dude is doing me a massive courtesy by offering to do this, so I want to get the best out of it. Any pairing, any idea, as long as it's not porn. Thoughts?

>>32056636
yesh

>>32056639
RAINBOW DASH X RAINBOW DASH

>>32056636
NO! ONLY >rape

>>32056632
I really wish I had screencapped that post about why people dislike AJ, it was very well written.

I don't have the eloquence of whoever wrote it, but it basically said, "AJ is not supposed to have the mass appeal of other characters: she's supposed to appeal to older audiences, like parents who watch with their children. That's why she's modest, a good role-model, stable, honest, and perhaps most importantly, A CHARACTER FROM A REALLY OLD GENERATION THAT THEY CAN HAVE NOSTALGIA FOR."

I dunno... it was said better than that at the time, trust me.

>>32056639
Dashlight

>>32056639
Fucking Octavia x Vinyl Scratch

>>32056649
OH BOY
THAT REMINDED ME TOO MUCH OF FLESHLIGHT

>>32056639
Pieshy works for me, its one of the most cute pairings, and probably suits his artstyle well.

If you really want to change it for some reason, Twidash is always good.

>>32056647
And Rarity isn't?

HMM

>>32056623

mmm-hmmm

>>32056644
>>32056649
>>32056659
Fair's fair. I just want to get the best thing I can. I love PieShy, but I'm so indecisive.

>>32056654
I was thinking that (double benefits - I get a picture I can use for a piece and a shipping picture too) but it's not, like, a pairing I'm hugely fond of, you know? For me, the calls are Raridash, Twishy, Twipie or Pieshy. It's a toughie.

Did you get over shitposting already?
Is this even the current general?

>>32056675
HOW ABOUT SOME TERSE X REUNICLUS
DOES HE EVEN HAVE AN OC?

>>32056674

OH DASHIE! YOU FART SO PRETTY!

>>32056660
...Who said that?

I mean, I guess I sort of vaguely said "of other characters", but I was thinking of Twilight Sparkle and RBD when I said it, since they're very showy.

>mfw some people on ponychan believe in implied canon shipping

>>32056674
I wish I could draw these cute ponies

>>32056686
hey, check this out!

>>32056698
can someone crop out the ugly pony on the right?

>>32056686
LethxSmile is my OTP

>>32056702
OH YEAH THAT'S HOT

Fluttershy&Pinkie
Fluttershy&Rarity
Fluttershy&Twilight
Fluttershy&Applejack
Fluttershy&Dash

Pinkie&Rarity
Pinkie&Twilight
Pinkie&Applejack
Pinkie&Dash

Rarity&Twilight
Rarity&Applejack
Rarity&Dash

Twilight&Applejack
Twilight&Dash
Applejack&Dash

Hah.. only 15 shippings (of the main characters).. hm.. is that right?
Everyone "touches" all one time in this kind of diagram

TwiDash is too cute. I almost want to just straight up gigglesquee, with no apologies. Dash+Twilight episode where

>>32056714
SEASON 4 EPISODE 7

What kind of accents do the spa twins have anyway? Is it french or are they just speaking in 'vaguely foreign bullshit' accents

>>32056704
Did your computer not come with paint?

>>32056717
I THINK THEY ARE SUPPOSED TO BE SCANDINAVIAN OR SOMETHING

>>32056704
Oh boy, here we go again.

>>32056714
I have that feel
>>32056716
Thats forever from now

>shipping

CAPTCHA bullshit rascally

>>32056700

I noticed that Twilight and Rainbow are both named after natural phenomena. Dash after Rainbows, and Twilight after that time of the day when the sun's gone down, but the atmosphere is reflecting it's sunlight.

>>32056735
i named my penis after both of them

THERE IS SOMETHING WRONG WITH 4CHAN
AND IT MAKES ME SO ANGRY!

>>32056632
> mfw Applejack get 0 episodes this season

Honestly though. Last episode was like when? Applebuck season? FWF had more Twilight than Applejack.

>>32056735
...interesting?

What bearing does this have on anything?
Best not be authenticating ships, boy.

>>32056735
Intradasting

>>32056753
HEY HAVE YOU EVER NOTICED THAT BOTH RAINBOW DASH AND FLUTTERSHY ARE PEGASUSES?
THAT TOTALLY CONFIRMS THEM FOR BEST SHIP BRO

>>32056723
I have no idea, nordic folk doesn't talk like that.. I seriously hear a mix between german and french accent.

At least with this pairing you're not imagining a quiet, bookish recluse would want to have anything to do with a dumb, crude braggart.

>>32056754
enjoy

>>32056767
>two OCs kissing

Pretty much all there is to these two

>>32056780
AND I'M FUCKING COLD TOO

>>32056752
>FWF has more Twilight than AJ

I seriously doubt that, given all the screentime for competing. I might buy that Twilight has more spoken words in that episode than AJ, though.

>>32056770
I like my cap more thank you

>>32056762
HEY HAVE YOU EVER NOTICED THAT TWILIGHT SPARKLE, RAINBOW DASH AND PINKIE PIE HAVE SURNAMES? BEST SHIPS BRO! BEST SHIPS!

>>32056767
Its funny, I only like Bonbons appearance when she is near Lyra. Lyra can look good any time, but Bonbon just looks weird unless Lyra is there too.

It probably has something to do with their colour schemes.

>>32056780
And this is why I walk when there's just ice on the roads.

>>32056797
HAVE YOU EVER NOTICED THEY ARE ALL PONIES???
TIME TO SHIPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP

>Those two ponies are standing next to each other.
>They must be fucking!

>>32056800
the thing is, it didn't look like ice at all

it just looked like a regular puddle

and we've been having regular puddles here for a while now, so this one caught me completely by surprise

>>32056803
This I can deal with. 6 way orgies are the only ship that the show would support.

If you share something with one friend, its only right to share it with your other friends too.

>>32056806
Thats how things work in Equestria duh

Do you even watch the show?

>>32056811
you should just drive a tractor instead.

>>32056806
pouty ponies are best pony

>That feel when The Wanderer Notes updates

http://thewanderernotes.tumblr.com/

Fuck yeah

>>32056830
No, you are best poni Anon, you are...

>>32056837
NO I AM!

Can I come in?

>>32056841
KEEP DREAMING FAG!

i sense incoming an rape will be with us soon...

>>32056837
NO
>>32056849
I don't understand why you're still doing this. Everyone ignores you

>>32056849
You can come in whenever you want

>>32056852
Happy?

>>32056852
wat

Time for me to once again get comfy and continue watching through MLP season 1. Fall Weather Friends and Suited For Success today, my body is ready.

FUCKING HELL /CO/
I AM SO COLD MY FEET HURT
AND THE HEAT IN MY ROOM IS BORKEN
WHAT THE FUCK SHOULD I DO?

Is Applejack a straigh shooter?

>>32056852

Any grapes?

>>32056854
but you just didn't ignore him...

>>32056872
THERE'S ONLY ONE WAY TO FIND OUT!

/b/ is turning our Generals into Homestuck Generals in terms of quality.

Soon we'll have people RPing Twilight and being such faggots as to put actions in asterisks, which even if you say you're "trolling" should be punishable by 10 years of flogging

I do not like this

>>32056867
Die cold and alone.

>>32056867
Go find a blanket, or more socks, or put on boots.

Comfy is maximised when cold is outside but warm is inside.

>>32056867
CALL SEARS

They still do heating and air conditioning, right?

>They say tomorrow's going to be even hotter
>Hotter?
>Like ysterday.
>Yesterday? Yesterday you said you'd call Sears.
>I'll call today
>You'll call now
>I'll call now

>>32056894
BUT I WANT TO LIVE!
>>32056901
interesting
>>32056905
did i just get advertised to?

>>32056889
>2 faggots stuck on capslock
>rape-fags
>fagnig

Yah they keep shitting up the thread. If only there was a way to blot them out

>>32056914
>fursuits

>>32056893
>implying there wasn't roleplaying at the beginning of the generals

>>32056893
*complains about /b/*
*is 500 pounds*

Spike is a great assistant

>>32056915
Yes, there's only ONE way and it is >rape

>>32056921
Yes, but it stopped, and all was good.
Now people are going to try and bring it back.

>>32056589
SmittyG or the other one? 'Cause SmittyG's a pretty cool dude.

>>32056914
GET THAT FUCKING THING OFF THE BED!

>>32056936
The roleplaying never stopped, it's just that all the roleplayers started doing adventures instead of roleplaying.

Admittedly, a bit more tolerable.

>>32056933
YOU ARE A WONDERFUL PERSON

>>32056943
off the bed and into you?

>>32056943
>mfw I read that as bucking

>>32056938
Both of course

*pony licks pony*

>>32056936
It's been back for a long time now. We just call it Pony Quest

hey. Guys.

Guys.
Hey
GUYS!

What if.
listen now.
What if Spike gets to sing a song?

>>32056956
KILL YOURSELF! Don't infect us

>>32056962
>MFW

>>32056961
People actually do that shit?
I just assumed some aspie kept on trying to get people to play with him.

>>32056962
Oh god

>>32056987
>That picture
I laughed harder than I should have

>>32056982
FUCK I DON'T THINK I'M EVER GOING TO GET OVER JUST HOW SWAG THAT FUCKING BABY IS

>>32056982
Hey guys, .xxx domain names are now for sale! Time to pick up those My Little Pony porn related websites!

>>32056982
That is

an appropriate amount of dancing snoop

THIS THREAD IS BORING ME

>>32057005
>.xxx
What

>>32057023
THE X'S STAND FOR SEX DUH

>>32057023

New domain specifically for porn sites.

>>32057022
GTFO MUFASA! YOU ARE DEAD!

>>32056867
Man, don't you wish it was Summer?
Summer is probably the BEST season of the year.
Too bad you're missing out.

>>32057039
BUT I WANT TO LIVE!

>>32057036
Awesome.

>>32057047
I do prefer winter.

>>32057054
THERE IS TOO MUCH PORN ON THE INTERNET THOUGH!
IT IS AMORAL AND OUTRAGES ME GREATLY
BUT MY PENIS SEEMS OKAY WITH IT

>>32057064
Internet is for porn

there are four species of dragon
Winged Dragons, Water Dragons, Earth dragons, and construct dragons.

>>32057047
>Summer
>Best seasom
Fuck you too.

>>32057070
And Ender Dragons

>>32057059
>>32057071
YOU FOOLS!
CLEARLY SPRING IS BEST SEASON

I feel no guilt about shitting up this thread, since it's already shit.

Ponychan, fanfiction, >rape, Homerspam, what the fuck is homestuck, shipping, porn, OCs, Sonic fandom, autism, Duplex Fields is Luke Allen, Nathan, Equestria Daily.

>>32057070
Blood dragons, frost dragons, ancient dragons...

>>32057078
AUTUMN MASTER RACE REPORTING IN

>>32057080
Don't forget chess game

|♜|♞|♝|♛|♚|♝|♞|♜|
|♟|♟|♟|♟|♟|♟|♟|♟|
|＿|＿|＿|＿|＿|＿|＿|＿|
|＿|＿|＿|＿|＿|＿|＿|＿|
|＿|＿|＿|＿|＿|＿|＿|＿|
|＿|＿|＿|＿|＿|＿|＿|＿|
|♙|♙|♙|♙|♙|♙|♙|♙|
|♖|♘|♗|♕|♔|♗|♘|♖|

I THINK IT'S NEARLY TIME...

>>32057105
OH YEAH!
DID I WIN?

>>32057105
|♜|♞|♝|♛|♚|♝|♞|♜|
|♟|♟|♟|♟|♟|♟|♟|♟|
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|♖|♘|♗|♕|♔|♗| |♖|

>>32057106
X ray time?

>>32057082
Season should season season

>>32057115
NO!

|＿|＿|＿|＿|＿|＿|＿|＿|
|＿|＿|＿|＿|＿|＿|＿|＿|
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|＿|＿|＿|＿|＿|＿|♘|＿|

>>32057122
THAT IS RATHER DISTURBING I MUST SAY

Someone say dragon thread?

>>32057152
DRAGONS FUCKING CARS!

>>32057105
>
>|♜|♞|♝|♛|♚|♝|♞|♜|
>|♟|♟|♟|♟|♟|♟|♟|♟|
>|♜|♜|♜|♜|♜|♜|♜|♜|
>|♜|♜|♜|♜|♜|♜|♜|♜|
>|♜|♜|♜|♜|♜|♜|♜|♜|
>|♜|♜|♜|♜|♜|♜|♜|♜|
>|♙|♙|♙|♙|♙|♙|♙|♙|
>|♖|♘|♗|♕|♔|♗|♘|♖|

THREAD'S DEAD
THIS MEANS WHAT YOU THINK IT MEANS

Why does Lyra have such an appealing design?

>>32057185

CUTE THINGS!

>>32057152

>>32057196
>one dancing snoop

the fuck man

>>32057185
But I don't think

Ever.

That's why I post here

God-Tier: Fluttershy
Great-Tier: Applejack
Meh-Tier: Twilight Sparkle
Abysmal-Tier: Pinkie Pie
Shit-Tier: Rarity
Shit-Taking-A-Shit-Tier: Rainbow Dash

>>32057262

>>32057262
My opinions>Your opinions

>>32057204
Someone post the non-Dragon Dildos version of that picture.

In return, more cute Tess.

>>32057279
Now we're getting into that /v/ mentality!

>>32056962
>What if Spike gets to sing a song?
>Spike sings a song
>SPIKE SINGS A SONG
mfw

>>32057262
Is this kid serious?

>>32057262
>Shit-Tier: Rarity

>>32057262
NOW WHAT?

>>32057302
That guy here. Not serious about the opinion being wrong part. Dead serious about the list.

>>32057302
>>32057303
Kids stop falling for the obvious shit

>>32057313
WHAT IF MY DICK ORBITS YOUR SHITTY LIST?

>>32057291

LSH is best pony

Twilight seriously needs a steady partner.

>>32057313
Most rapeable pony does not equate to best pony.

>>32057319
It can't be helped.
We all have a little Nathan in us...

>>32057350
It does for some people

>>32057355

>>32057350
i would brush her teeth with my penis

>>32057350
She's just that damned cute. The entire reason I started watching.

Besides, if you tried to lay a hand on her, you know what she'd do.

>>32057406
squeak?

>>32057406
>He started watching MLP cause of moe fluttershit

Go back to /a/......or go to /a/ for the first time. Whatever. The point is you belong in /a/

>>32057424
but i want to /a/

>>32057424
K.

This was a practice run. If I annoyed this many people with just a bullshit tier list and a few comments, imagine how autistic /v/ is going to go over this shit.

>>32057456
If you want to make /v/ rage, just make a pony thread.

>>32057456
>implying /co/ isn't /v/ in disguise

>>32057349
>Twilight turns into a mega-perve when she gets horny.

Me Gusta.

derpy is a very ugly pony

You're like the Scootaloo of Femanons.

There's something wrong with this thread...

>>32057522

>>32057498
You can't really do it at this time. The one time slot /v/ has a mod online is during the primarily European hours.

But if there's one thing sure to derail nonvidya besides doubles, it's ponies. That said, I do actually enjoy MLP, and just got into it a few days ago.

>>32057525

Not enough fat ponies.

BRING ON THE FAT PONIES!

Why does Fluttershy hoard all those animals I bet she doesn't even keep track of them all

>>32057530
Fluttershy is way better at DDR

TODAY IS THE DAY CUTIE MARK CRUSADERS!

>>32057536
There are many ways.
MLP, doubles, religion debate, spiderman
The list goes on forever

>>32057564
fluttershy is shit at videogames

>>32057579
I'd say Fluttershy is the second best at video games of the mane 6, after Twilight

>>32057588
I'd say that she's the worst and would disapprove of them because she would think they are all violent and horrible (yes even ddr why are you stomping on that poor mat oh geeze)

>>32057571
Who's Spiderman?

>>32057585

>>32057613
time to fap

>>32057614

Oh Pinkie! You're SO random!

Guys, I can't stop trying to find pictures of this pony... She's just so fucking cute, can anyone help me out?

>>32057665
BUT FANCY PANTS IS A DUDE!

>>32057661

I'm late to the party, I know, but I wanted to express two things I loved about the last episode:

1. I really believed for a second Rarity was actually going to side with the fancy ponies at the party. I knew intellectually that status quo would win, but for just a moment, I believed. Well done writers.

2. Rarity gets away with it.

Think about it. In every Cartoon/Sitcom/Cartoon Sitcom whenever they do an episode with someone telling a lie and then telling more and more lies to cover it up, it always ends up exploding in their face some time later in the story. Except this time. Rarity never gets caught in her lie. Sure by the end she's on the verge of fucking it all up, but she sides with her friends and as a result she never has to reveal to anyone the massive amount of horseshit she's been swinging. This isn't a diss on Rarity either, like Sun Tzu said deception is an art.

Maybe I just don't watch enough TV, but I can't think of any other main characters from series like this who end up getting away with it. So congrats Rarity, you are the best liar.

>>32057665
BUT HE'S A STALLION!

>>32057676
>2. Rarity gets away with it.

Yeah I loved that.

>>32057672
>>32057679

I haven't been to the generals in a few days, did I miss something?

>>32057676
>>32057674
Hello!

>>32057676
Yeah its some bullshit

>>32057665

I haven't seen anyone else say this, but I can't be the only one who, when Fancy Pants first showed up on screen reacted "Holy shit, Pony Stark!"

Especially with the retro fucking blue hair.

soooooooo I have finished the DashRape pic...

>>32057756
Post that shit, nigga

>>32057726
>Stop it!
>Yummy!

HAHA long time without seeing that pic..

>>32057756
Yeah but you're a shitty artist

>>32057756
Unless you can reset your router, just post it on ponibooru and link

>>32057779
I don't have much reason to post it usually.

>>32057706
Not much.

Quickfic time! First reply gets one word in the story, first pic reply gets something from the picture mentioned in the story, first post after this decides:
1-3 - human in Equestria
4-6 - fanfiction of fanfiction
7-9 - alicorn OC
0 - sweetmeats
pair - none of the above

>>32057708

Hello?

>>32057804
WHAT

>>32057779
Galen was strange, but I miss him

>>32057804
Belligerrant

>>32057726
¡DETENTE!

HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA
HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAAHAHHAHAHAH

>>32057821
whats detente mean?

¡sǝıuod ǝʇɐɥ ʎןןɐǝɹ ʇsnɯ noʎ uǝɥʇ sıɥʇ buıpɐǝɹ ǝɹɐ noʎ ɟı

>>32057829
>Act like an adult
>Site doesn't allow opinions

>>32057821

I miss those videos. It's a shame that's the only one you can still find online.

>>32057832
>
>>32057779

>>32057832
the easing of tensions or strained relations (especially between nations), as by agreement, negotiation, or tacit understandings

>>32057803
I LIKE IT!
BUT I WANT COLORS!
LIVING COLORS!

>>32057832

It was global policy during the cold war.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/D%C3%A9tente

>>32057832
teeth

>>32057829
I SEE THAT THEY ARE TRYING TO GET ME TO SWITCH SIDES...

>>32057872
Please go, we won't miss you.

>>32057829
>bronies

Meh

>>32057782
No worries, I will continue just to annoy you

>>32057872
you should go then and let them bask in your awesome

we cant handle it

>>32057829
Why were you even on ponychan?

>>32057862
Ah, so it is similar to "En Svensk tiger"

Would you detente with pony?

>>32057887
I would delicioso with pone

>>32057881
>You will never wake up next to Disqord naked

>>32057878
>>32057882
OH YOU GUYS
COME GIVE ME A HUG!

>>32057906
THAT FUCKING FACE

>>32057903
I'm going to keep a shotgun under my pillow just in case.

>>32057906
>that face

>>32057903

I wonder if we'll ever perfect nanotechnology and biotechnology to the point where we'll be able to manufacture our very own little ponies.

>>32057906
I can't wrap my arms around your layer of flab

>>32057937
That's your flab anon. Stop projecting

>>32057906
>>32057919
You know what? I'd french kiss that mouth.

>>32057923
WITH PLEASURE

>>32057936
I'm just waiting for holodecks.

>>32057936
if you have to ask:

No

>>32057923
let's get to the next thread already.

>Mare-Do well is, as far as the public knows, an alicorn the first presumably discovered since Celestia and Luna

Ponyville reaction: Excited, but only because they already loved her for being a superhero.

>Applebloom becomes the first pony as far as anyone know to have more than one cutie mark

Ponyville reaction: Neat!

>Fluttershy in a hat gets some awkward photos taken of her

Ponyville reaction: OH MY FUCKING GODDESS, SIGN MY TITS!

No wonder these ponies don't vote.

>>32057936
We were supposed to have hovercars in 2010
If you had a pilots license, you would be able to fly higher in your hover car then most citizens.

I hope that answers your question

WE LEARNT A LOT DURING THIS THREAD

>this thread

-882/10 what the fuck guys

>>32057976
>implying that's not what it's like in real life.

>>32057994
HEY THAT'S NOT BAD

>>32057989
Indeed. Daytime does suck.

>>32057981
We COULD have hovercars.
It's just not profitable.

>>32058014
FUCK THAT
I WANT HOVERPONIES!

>>32057989
this was a horrible thread, and it lasted forever. i didn't learn shit either

>>32058014
>Not wanting to see people crash into buildings

HEY GUYS CAN I HOST THE NEXT THREAD

>>32058039
ONLY IF THERE WILL BE SEX

>not letting fem discord rape you
>2011

>>32058039
NO PLEASE NO

>>32057906
>>32057919
DO NOT EVER POST THOSE PICS AGAIN!

>>32058056
you mean Eris

oh yes I would like to taste her apple, eh...

>>32058076
Hnnngng.

>>32058039
Yes, but only if you make it about rape.

THIS THREAD WAS MISSING SOMETHING..

>>32058098
>Next one

I think...

KAY GOT IT

>>32058124
>>32058124
>>32058124
>>32058124
>>32058124
>>32058124
>>32058124
>>32058124
>>32058124

>>32058033
This is the dream that feeds my life

NOW I CAN FINALLY BE ALONE IN THIS THREAD!

>>32058270
We'll see about that

>>32058280
GET OUT! GET OUT! I WAS GETTING UNDRESSED!

>>32058270
lol no

>>32058270

Just out of curiosity, what could you possibly be so ashamed of that you only post it in a thread after all the other grown men are finished discussing my little pony and related erotica?

>>32058333
SEX