https://www.facebook.com/cracked/posts/211137885630605

Someone stop the bronies, now.

>>32044915
Sweet and elite beats out Bridal Gossip IMHO

>>32044988
FUCK YOU but not because of your opinion just in general

>>32044915
Bridle Gossip is way better than Sweet and Elite.

Topic: Will there be an episode focused on a earth pony getting jealous of pegasus/unicorns?

I don't really think so. Earth ponies seem pretty happy with themselves.

http://176.31.156.226:3000/

Get in here!

>How the FUCK do I play this game?

>>32044915
Actually all the races are mad at each other not just earth pones.

>>32044981
You are fast.

>>32044970
Stop being morons bronies, please, you make everyone look bad.

...

Well I did my best.

>>32045030
>http://176.31.156.226:3000/
What game is this?

>>32045030
how do I even move

>>32045043
THE BATTLE FOR THE MARKER-SAN BEGINS

>Zecora also stars in Zecora's Corner, an early morning talk show where she discusses current events with famous ponies.

>>32045043
Can't ask for more than that.

>>32045035

>Canon racism

We all know which race will lead Equestria into the Fourth Reich.

>>32045099
White pony master race?

Anyone still interested in my shitty ass quest? Might start it tomorrow night if nothings going on

>Apple Bloom and Twist are actually fraternal twins. Their mutual screentime is limited because, as they are young actresses, they have difficult keeping in character when they are together.

>>32045178
what's your shitty ass request?

>>32045074
>>32045073

Was lurking /v/, here:

>>>/v/119373447

>I just invited the groups I run, with like 800 members total
>preparing for immense lag

>>32045191
>reqeust
>derp
meant quest

>>32045195
Best racing game since Need For Speed III

>rape

Twilight Sparkle's mane and tail are actually robin's egg blue. She dyes them for the television show because the execs thought children would identify with the main character better if she had one overwhelming color.

>searching various websites for poni
>see this
>contemplating suicide in fear our planet is going to hell when kids like these grow up

>>32045191
New pony comes to town. Nearly gets killed by Derpy monster. Found secret tunnel under Twilights house. Was about to meet what may possible be the CMS or a deadly monster in a dark scary cave before the mod banned me for whatever reason

>taking off shirt from behind

Okay I boner'd a bit.

>>32045283
Meh, not really my thing.

>Will there be an episode focused on a earth pony getting jealous of pegasus/unicorns?

That would be pretty awesome if there was. I mean it's SLIGHTLY out of character considering all the friendship lessons being learned. But I think it would still be a really good episode.

>>32045214

>>32045267

>>32045315
I think is retard but you know opinions.

>>32045214
HOT PURSUIT MAN! HOT PURSUIT!

Ahhh the memories..

Hearth's Warming Eve

In “Hearth’s Warming Eve” the six friends are honored to put on Canterlot's most important play of the season, the Hearth's Warming Eve's holiday pageant that illustrates how Unicorns, Pegasi and Earth Ponies put aside their differences and founded Equestria.

>>32045365
> that was my face when I scratched at my leg and came away with a .5"-long cyst core
... You know, I bathe every day, unlike brines, and shit like this still happens. Maybe it's time to go vegetarian.

>>32045378

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5arFuwxJky8

Playing this song while you are playing really enhances the experience

>>32045395
>Each race live away from the other
>Suddenly each race have a problem that can only be solved by other race
>They start living together
>Everyone is happy.

>>32045267

Nigga please, I posted that yesterday.

>>32044915
You know... they could have done something like that in ROH1 when the unicorns lost their horns and the pegasi lost their wings. It woulda been kinda cool if AJ had made some snippy remark along the lines of "yeah, it's so terrible when you don't have wings or horns, huh Pinkie?"

>>32045413
Fuck you Anon, no spoilers

>>32045312
why is that so hot

>>32045425
Rage General? I love Rage generals.

>>32045395

>the entire episode will focus on problems that occur before the performance
>we won't see any of the play itself, or learn anything about how Equestria was founded

>>32045395
>everyone in town comes to watch the play
>rousing success
>wow that was the best play I've ever seen
>afterwards everyone immediately forgets the big six again

>>32045413
> they live close to one another, though not communally, and their squabbles between fiefdoms boil down to "well I can fly and you can make food, so why don't we make a deal"?
> free-market advocates laud My Little Pony as properly enshrining the Invisible Hand of the Market
I really prefer the "we have a problem and solve it by coming together."

>>32045440
Carnifex just upped a bunch of similar ppics. Go check them out.

>>32045425
I think I may need to murder someone.

>>32045429
I dont think they are going to touch racism in the show.

>>32045267
I don't have a face for this. I need to have a face for this sort of thing.

Is Dooks around?

>>32045312

Hnngh

>>32045469
Don't you even suggest that.

>>32045178
I am still interested. I want to know why Derpy turned into The Thing.

>>32045463
Oh. Oh god.

... If I could still drink I would.

Ponies will have to do.

>>32045474
>I really prefer the "we have a problem and solve it by coming together."

What are you sayin', commie?

>>32045469
We're definately going to see some of the play. I wouldn't be all that surprised if it was only 30 seconds of "The end" and then curtains, though.

>>32045474
>I really prefer the "we have a problem and solve it by coming together."

But that whats point2 says.

>>32045366
It sounds like a VERY big obstacle for the cast to overcome, which sounds like a very triumphant episode. To establish equality among clear natural differences. It would be a really big episode if it was done.

It's undeniably a predictable episode choice, in terms of why it shouldn't be done, and would undeniably be dangerously tempting for the creators to play the race-relations card. But I'd like to think it would come out great.

greetings from hell.

Shitty anon artist here. I'll draw the next pony mentioned in the thread.

>>32045512
it was clobbering time?

>>32045463
WELL FUCK

>>32045557
Pinkie Pie

>>32045533
The problem i have is we really dont know nothing about the earth pone magic.

>>32045557
Spike

>>32045557
snails

>>32045570
On it.

>>32045463

Oh boy!

>>32045570
Pinkie is a pig silly

>>32045545

Gonna be streaming some Police Squad! in about 5 minutes:

www.livestream.com/sbsafterdinnermints

And by some I mean all of it probably.

>>32045526
Let me put it this way -- coming to some understanding that benefits everyone using economic incentives is fine. It's one force that joins society together.

What I don't want is for the Ronald Reagan worshipping crowd to get a hold of it. They just take a talking point and overstate it until it's some sort of weird dogma about how great America and kind of terrible and coercive forms of capitalism are super-great-extra-plus.

>>32045469
good enough for me, the more ambigous of the formation of the world of equestria the better.

Also, it most likely the Discord is actually a monster that came to Equestria to add it to it's collection of toys for him to play with. So, he's less than a ruler and more than an conqueror of sorts.

>>32045463
It's times like these that I am glad I conditioned myself to laugh whenever I get sad.

>>32045586
She's a Dodo, you Dolphin.

>my face if, instead of making earthies jelly of unicorns and pegasi, they spend the entire hearth's warming eve episode doing the opposite, with pegasi and unicorns jealous of the vast land and food supplies controlled by the hardworking earth ponies

>>32045474
>>32045599

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-b7qaSxuZUg

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r4p8qxGbpOk

>>32045608
She's a Trex, you Triffle

>>32045599

What the fuck are you talking about, how did >>32045413 suggest that in any way

>>32045619
>No one see this coming

Im ok with this.

>>32045425
>implying we are not already in hell

You ever crap so hard it feels like you're being raped from the inside out?

>>32044915
We have an episode dealing with differences?

>>32045619
>Earthies
Faggot...

>>32045621
>These two songs
>posted at the same time
Man..And I gotta listen to both of them. So good

>>32045545
Greetings from New Jersey

>>32045572
It's their physical strength.

I wish I could say this was their good point and that magic becomes unreliable for heavy lifting like in Winter Wrap Up. But the one scene in Boast Busters breaks it.....

>>32045657
Just between a few ponys. What about whole communities?

>>32045619
That would actually be really awesome.

>>32045512
alright

I'll drum up some attention tomorrowish

>>32045463
But that makes me feel sad, my dad is dead and I miss him a lot, specially in christmas, it was his favorite time of the year, he enjoyed it more than us sometimes...

>>32045649
get a better diet

>>32045599
>super-great-extra-plus
It's funny that you would use that terminology while attacking capitalism, chistery. Since, you know, it sounds quite a bit like the communist Oceania's "doubleplusgood" from 1984.

>>32045676
Greetings from your butt

>>32045679
>It's their physical strength.

No its not.

>>32045583

>>32044915
Nah. In a show that predominantly focuses on finding and maintaining friendship with little regard to the type when the only ponies with any sort of canonical superiority and are universally revered are the princesses, it would be kinda redundant.

Any conflict between characters should be based on differences in perspective or one challenging the less desirable traits of the other rather than whether or not they have wings or a horn, because making an issue out of pony type when the main characters are well-established as looking beyond, or just not caring about, phenotypical traits would pretty much be scraping the bottom of the barrel as far as creating interpersonal resentment are concerned.

>>32045662
But that's what they're called. "Undercaste" was too harsh a term.

>>32045679
It should be that their tails are prehensile, considering the time's we've seen AJ and AB do that shit.

>>32045696

Just saw Sweet & Elite, and holy shit MLPG, it's probably the best episode of S2.
I haven't laughed this much since LZ.

>>32045706
Finish reading the fucking post you retard. I said why it's not.

>>32045707
Oh god..

>>32045696
Then have some anti-rage.

>>32045707
THERE IS NO WAY IN HELL THAT THIS ISN''T A TROLL

>>32045648

>Implying i'm not going to spread your butt cheeks and ram my dick into your asshole

>>32045729
Go back to ponychan faggot.

>>32045744
Nope, Rarity have pregensile tail too.

>>32045676
Shit nigga I thought I lived in a bad area.

>>32045707
>mfw this post

>>32045700
>Communism
>Not blatant totalitarian state

>>32045701
Greetings from /diy/

>>32045497
I'm here, working on stuff.

What's up?

Ross just gave me insider info. Stay tuned for Fancy Pants and later Trixie. Be scared.

>>32045700

1984 was about totalitarianism, not economic systems.

>>32045765
Man...all I hear is Cro engish dub voices

>>32045774
Aw fuck, you're right.

>>32045707
I can't believe someone would take science and rape it in such a way.

>suddenly politics and economics

well okay

>>32045778
I will cut you.

>>32045784
/diy/ is probably the coolest board. Too bad I never do anything.

Those home blacksmithing threads though, man.

>>32045700
looks like she implied capitalists use it

>>32045810
I never really watch undubbed anime, let alone anime in general. The only exception was Panty and Stocking because my friend wouldn't stop pestering to watch it.

>>32045769
Stop trying to be like Deafdefile, dafty, I already confuse you two enough

>>32045823
DID YOU SAY THE MAGIC WORD?

I don't think Earth Ponies need to have a strong point over unicorns and pegasi for the episode to work.
They can learn that flight and magic are not terrible things to be without, and that a lack of each makes them dexterous and skilled.

>>32045583
Mother of god.

>>32045860
No.

>>32045829
OH shit bro put that knife down!

Also this is best song
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NGRsg9YyRRo

>>32045880
I think you did, but it doesn't matter because we aren't at 300 yet.

>>32045880
YOU DID! YOU DID SAY THAT! YOU DID SAY THAT, THAT WAS THE RULE!

>rape

>>32045866
>and that a lack of each makes them dexterous and skilled.

I like this idea.

>>32045823
>implying you know fuckall about science

>>32045909
>>32045904

>>32045700
Capitalism is fine*. Letting a Young Republican get an 'in' and using a Friendship is Magic episode as a talking point about how great the free market is? Yikes.**

*It's not all dickwolves and kicking puppies.
** Yes it solves some problems, Ron, yes, that's all well and good, let me go watch ponies in peace now please.

>that feel when CL likes Rarity but not violently retarded like with Fluttershy

It feels like dodgeing a bullet

>>32045857

BUT HE'S MY ROLE MODEL.

>>32045866
>You're special and capable and you can do anything you want even if you weren't born with things that give you an enormous advantage over others
This is what the 1% wants you to believe.

>>32045806
>>32045783
Oceania is ruled by IngSoc (English Socialism).

So, to be fair, I should have said "the Socialist Oceania", rather than "Communist". Happy?

>>32045826
I REALLY see Pinkie and Dash switched completely. it makes way more sense, just plainly.

>>32045928
I'LL ROLL YOUR MODEL

>>32045798
Oh, uh...

Could I bother you with an ink (and color too, if you can/want) request of this drawing? Don't worry, just put it on your to-do list or something. I can definitely wait until you're free from your stuff.

>>32045928
Best OC

MLPG is like Pee Wee's Playhouse

Except the secret word of the day is always >RAPE

>>32045915
I never did, but you don't need a PhD in theoretical physics to know that post is bullshit.

>>32045919
IT'S RAEP GENERAL TIEM!

>>32045707
>>32045583
>>32045769
Do we really need this "Leave Britney Alone" drama for this bullshit. She's Tired of Ponies, Rob's Tired of Ponies, and soon Everyone at Studio B get tired of Ponies. As much as the Show's a Financial success, I highly doubt they'll continue it beyond the standard 65 episodes run. They most likely prefer to do something new and creative, and not anchored by and existing franchise.

>>32045955
>Rape

>>32045920
>Letting a Young Republican get an 'in' and using a Friendship is Magic episode as a talking point about how great the free market is

You keep going on about this but I don't see anyone but you suggesting anything about some kind of capitalist moral in an MLP episode. You're arguing against something that no one even suggested.

>>32045749
Anyone have a gif of DAT DANCE?

>>32045944

NO YOU AREN'T SHUT UP GRIFFON GRINDER.

>>32045935
It's what EVERY piece of media wants you to believe. Why would it be a bad thing for the show to do this?

Haven't you seen Pursuit of Happyness?

>>32045940
IngSoc wasn't real socialism, just like "communist Russia" wasn't real communism. I think that's what Orwell wanted to get across, anyway.

>>32045925
CL likes Fluttershy, but hasn't drawn her in months...

>>32045940
Yes, much. Sorry, just the perversion and conflation of socialism, fascism, and communism is a sore spot for me.

>>32045832
I was at the 2000 National Republican Convention. Long story short, that's more or less the paraphrase.

Look, capitalism is an economic system, it's not the Ark of the Covenant. All I know is this Hearth Warming episode is going to end up on Reddit and /pol/ all about how economic incentives saved Equestria and how yet again a totally fictional example proves the Free Market solves every economic and social problem imaginable.

The best I can hope is to suffer through it with a lot of gin and a little patience.

>>32045483
Okay I cannot find them

>>32045988
No but I have this dance.

>>32045988

>>32045920
To be fair, I don't think we should have the ponies co-exist in a communal state, either.

Letting a Young Democrat get an 'in' and using a Friendship is Magic episode as a talking point about how great the socialist system is? Yikes.

Let me watch ponies in peace!

>>32045707

every image like this should be named

HELLOIAMTHEAUTISMPOLICE.jpg

>>32045978
>leave britney alone
>only one is even about faust
>others are just retards being retarded

No. We were meant to laugh at them. Quit ruining our fun.

>>32046026
> how economic incentives saved Equestria and how yet again a totally fictional example proves the Free Market solves every economic and social problem imaginable.

Nigga you just went full retard.

>>32045988
No, but I have this

>>32046031
Well fuck, I was just posting that one

COMMUNISM AND SOCIALISM IS THE SAME THING

>>32045978

Kim Possible had more than 65 episodes because of a massive response from fans, and I'm willing to bet FiM has way more fans than Kim Possible.

>>32045886
This makes me think:
How would each pony react to a mugger threatening them at knifepoint?

>>32046075
What about socialism and communism?

>>32046026
Uh chistery you're cool and everything but I'm pretty sure MLP is going to stay away from exploring various economic/political systems and their benefits/detriments.

>>32046082
magic

>>32046072
That one is good too.

>>32046075

>>32046053
You don't ... deal with libertarians much, do you?

>>32046079
It got that far is because it is an original concept.

>>32046075
FASCISM AND CAPITALISM ARE THE SAME THING

DORKS

i like to lick butts and i love to smell farts

>>32046086
Fourth season.
After the second Reddit episode.

Did capitalism fail, did socialism fail...

...or do humans fail?

>>32045945
Sure!

But be warned that i'm not the best at inking.

Also,that pic looks really cute!

>>32046075

But it's not. Communism is way more strict

China is communist
UK (as far as I know, I think it is) is Socialist

>>32046075

I DON'T GIVE A SHIT ABOUT POLITICS ANYWAY.

derpy is a very ugly pony

>>32046075
>>32046108

>>32046132
>>32046112
I think you are the same person.

>>32046035
A-fucking-greed, let's do ponies.

>>32046086
I'm just raging at what I know's going to be the fallout somewhere on Reddit. I need to mainstream some pone and get the fuck over it.

What if the planet is disk shaped, and Celestia is just making it wobble instead of literally raising the sun? It would explain why she has to do it regularly, and it may even offer some clues to the odd weather situation.

>>32046119
>People are the problem
Holy shit this is what I keep saying. U r mah bro.

Does anybody have an image of Fluttershy in a police outfit? I need it for a thing.

>>32046026
>All I know is this Hearth Warming episode is going to end up on Reddit and /pol/ all about how economic incentives saved Equestria

What the hell, what makes you think this? We don't know enough about the episode to make a call like this.

>>32046108
ONE TIME I STUBBED MY TOE

THE JEWS MUST HAVE BEEN BEHIND IT ITS THE ONLY EXPLANATION

>>32046126
>China
>communist
lolno
China is capitalistic, they practically bathe in western cash.

TAKE MY MONEY
PLEASE

>>32046119
Communism is againts the nature of the man.

>>32046126
>UK
>Socialist

I'm not laughing at you because you said "as far as I know, I think it is"...but UK is far away from socialism

>>32046131
GOD DAMMIT

>>32046160
what thing, masturbation?

I HEARD THAT IF YOU DISCUSS POLITICS IN PONY THREADS, YOU DON'T GO TO EQUESTRIA WHEN YOU DIE.

CAN ANYONE CONFIRM THIS?

Stop talking about politics you dense motherfuckers

>>32046132
You shut your whore mouth and you keep it shut!

>>32046082
>>32046082
Rarity and Fluttershy are the only ones that would give them money.
Fluttershy would give them money even without the knife.

Pinkie would put her forleg around his shoulder and tell him he shouldn't be so mean, then dissapear.
AJ would tell him to buck off, if he got violent she would collapse his lungs.
Dash would immediatly attack, and probably get herself hurt, but not that badly.
Twilight would levitate him and summon the guards.

>>32046211
No, making a macro.

>>32046162
You don't know the reality-bending powers of people who really, truly believe in The Cause.

Related to MLP, though, PONIES.

>>32046155
>there's going to be fallout

WHAT MAKES YOU THINK THAT EPISODE IS GOING TO TALK ABOUT OR ELUDE TO CAPITALISM/COMMUNISM/SOCIALISM/WHATEVERISM IN THE FIRST PLACE

WHAT THE FUCK LEADS YOU TO THAT CONCLUSION

IT IS A CUTE SHOW ABOUT MARSHMALLOW PASTEL HORSES

YOU ARE FUCKING RETARDED

>>32046027
okay her thread just popped up

>>32046231
HOLY SHIT STOP REPLYING TO EACH OTHER

YOU CANNOT WIN AN INTERNET ARGUMENT

STOP

TALKING

POLITICS

>>32046123
Sweet, thanks, Dooks! Can you please post it in the Beginner Thread in FiMchan when it's done?

>>32046213
I can kill someone for you

>>32046092
That's only applicable to 2/6 though.
Assume it's a seedy Manehatten alleyway and said pony is alone. Available resources are typical alleyway fare; trash cans, puddles of probably-not-water, boxes, a dumpster, used condoms, etc.

>>32046231
Because it already happened, newfag.

http://www.overthinkingit.com/2011/02/24/my-little-pony-political-economy/

>>32046232
>her
carnifex is male

>>32045707
Holy shit that's not how anything has worked ever.

How could you even think that up, it's just... too retarded.

>>32046231
Have you been watching the show long enough to watch FPK yet?

>>32046213
>not going to Equestria when you die


GOD DMAN OBAMA-CARE!

>>32046231
Actually it's about ponies, not horses, even if they're both equines.

>>32046275
>>32046261
STOP REPLYING TO EACH OTHER

POST PONIES

>>32046215
shut up and post more of those comics

>>32046232
Carnifex is a dude, bro.

>>32046275
oh geez not this again

SO GUYS. WHO'S PUMPED FOR THAT SPIKE EPISODE?

Is it ponytics time? I think it is.

Instead of hippies and commies always wanting America to become Socialist, we should keep our capitalism strong and make other changes in society like expanding the military's health care program to the rest of the populace.

That's what the Luna Republic would do.

>>32046311
I'M REALLY PUMPED

>>32046311
Yes. All of my bits.

>THIS IS WHAT SCIENTOLOGISTS ACTUALLY BELIEVE

>>32046311
I AM

I WANNA SEE SPIKE GROW


BUT NOT GROW GROW BUT GROW GROW

>>32046292

What, Glitter Glue stuff?

>>32046315
>That's what the Luna Republic would do

You just invalidate your own post.

>>32045570
Here's Pinkie. Next request?

>>32046271
People think of the oddest stuff when trying to mentally fulfill their wishes.

I got a few of these I can dump

>>32045395
More like, the birth of Luna and Celestria. They're mocked by the ponies of each race as they tried to fit in but failed. Discord came and conquered each race, adding them to his play box of chaos. Celestia and Luna found the EoH, and used it to defeat DIscord, gaining the respect of those ponies. Seeing that they're a fusion of those three races, they decided that instead of living separately, they should live together as a whole.

So they made Celestia and Luna rulers of ponykind, and that how Equestria was made.

>>32046315
>instead of socialism we should socialism

>>32046271
Oh yea? Name one thing wrong with it

>>32046311
well I'm going to be out of town this weekend so I will be missing the good threads anyway
not too worried, spike ep guaranteed to be sub-par

>>32046336
But how about if he only just.. grow grows instead of grow growing?

>>32045267
>>32045425

What has happened to my beautiful thread? I had TWO topics that could have been discussed.

>>32046336
LIKE YOU AREN'T WAITING FOR SPIKE TO GROW GROW

>>32046315
That's it, opening up a bottle of Jack presently.

... I wonder if Applejack's ever sneakily eaten a peach pie when she thinks no one's looking.

Probably when she has the munchies.

>>32046311
That would never happen. Godzilla would pound her shit 2,000 different ways. Now space G is a different story.
And yes im excited as fuck.

>>32046355
>he still thinks government health care is what differentiates socialism from capitalism
>guffawing-prostitutes.png

WHAT IS EVEN GOING ON IN THIS THREAD?

>>32046075
>Communism and socialism are the same thing

America: The Movie: The Game

>>32046342
I said shut your whore mouth and post more.

>>32046345

Rainbow Dash in a Batman costume.

>>32046365
You're insane!

>>32046396
>americans thinking that any form of social government health care = communism

>>32045707
Part of me says "kill me", and yet the other part of me says

Many-universes theorem basically says that it is not only possible for Equestria to exist in another universe, but it DOES.

>>32046365
>>32046383
YOU PEOPLE ARE SPEAKING IN CRAZY

>>32046423

Only the most vocal Americans

>>32046314

So the rest of the world is taking advantage of the US's insatiable hunger for oil due its cultural and economic dependance on it.

I assume cunnilingus is a metaphor for economic control here?

>>32046376
Chistery highlighted a dark truth about how fucking stupid ponyfags can be. It just boiled down to /soc/ from there.

The preamble to the inevitable PONIES ARE REGANITES: http://www.overthinkingit.com/2011/02/24/my-little-pony-political-economy/

>>32046402

fine geez

>>32046427
Yes, but NOT like the way he's describing it.

...can you pretty it up by any chance?

>>32046428
I like ponies

But I dont LIKE LIKE ponies. That would be weird

>>32046423
I don't really understand how we've gotten to this idea that social safety net == complete redistributionist policy on par with communism.

but then I don't listen to talk radio or watch cable news

>>32046361
Well, to start off with, there is no such thing as white holes

>>32046423
>americans thinking a tax hike == commiesocialfascism
I blame the 24 hour news cycle.

>>32046454

As the creator of said comic, you are correct sir.

>>32046411
I'll get on it.

doesn't MS normally stream on mondays?

>>32046460
Well, even if Equestria did exist in the sense that there would be many universes, there would never be any way to access a different universe.

>>32046470
Mathematically, they can exists. There is nothing in the laws of physics that say they can't, and black holes had the same idea of not existing until we developed more advanced instruments to detect them

A LALA LALA LONG

>>32046469
>I don't listen to talk radio or watch cable news
This is what makes you a good person.

>>32046464
Wait, wait, aren't all Cutie Marks unplanned?

I mean the only way to plan for what your child's mark will be would be to force her to stay in the same environment with all variables controlled for the majority of her life, like working in a rock farm or never seeing the outside of an apple orchard---

Oh. Fuck.

>>32046500
No, Wednesdays and Fridays, sometimes Saturdays. Rarely Sundays.

>>32046352
Therefore, Luna and Celestia weren't rulers; just poster figures of Ponykind as a whole.

>>32046464
>liking ponies at all

>>32046525
HE KNOWS TOO MUCH.

Hey Deafdefiler!

>dooks coloring

>without streaming

>>32046506
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0267804/

Jet Li disagrees.

No but seriously, I agree, I don't think any organic can develop technology to travel between universes so easily

last one I have

>>32046554
The plot just mention ponies.

>>32046525
Just so you know, chistery, since you seem to be the easiest trolled by any political statements:

The guy who does political ponies says they are all 100% comedy, and none of them are attempting to make a political point. Most of them are designed to mock the idea of political cartoons themselves, rather than any particular ideologies.

>>32046305
tell her to change her name then

>>32046520
But I'm a TERRIBLE person. I mean fuck, I appear to have grown a buttcode just over the course of just tonight!

>>32046525
Pinkie escaped. She is always being closely watched by Celestias operatives to ensure that she isn't trying to lead other ponies away from their government selected life goals.

She is always saddened when she sees the CMC, knowing that Twilight's speech was a lie, but there is nothing she can do.

>>32046569
Does he still not realize that he's just being fucked with?

>>32046562
>Not likeing ponies a lot

>But not LIKE LIKING them

>Cause that would be weird

>Just the perfect amount of like

>>32046574
Though... in theory, there might be a universe in which some race develops universe crossing technology.

...This is stretching it, I think.

>>32046464
>our precious paper
every time

>>32046580
> easily trolled
Fuck no, I'm just tired of dealing with my friends who can't keep Reddit on Reddit. Sorry that came out here.

And yeah, I can totally grasp it's not meant to convey a real actual message. I'm having some fun here. Lighten the fuck up.

>>32046469
americans believe they are all individually very wealthy (and they are on a global scale) but any compulsory contribution to others erodes that wealth and keeps them from winning the game of being the most richest

Fluttershy is a very pretty pony.

>>32046628
>Lighten the fuck up.

I hope the irony of that statement is not lost on you.

>she's a guy
I'm sorry I don't dive so far into their lives you sad creepy fucks
>this is actually important enough to you to correct

>>32046580
It's a parody on this abomination. The creator is human scum, plain and simple, an established fact all of /co/ agrees with

>>32046566
> he
Uh ...

>>32046520
>Rather than gathering information from several different news sources, you should be uninformed
>Because then you can just say "I don't know shit" and pretend to be better than everyone for not getting involved

It's called understanding biases, faggot.

>>32046460
All of this is a huge stretch but, assuming the universe is infinite or that there is a multiverse, every and any possible existence can be replicated with in reason. It may be possable, either in the past, present or future, that some universe may have developed and provided the proper environment for an advanced social species of horse like animals to evolve. Magic could hypothetically be true, possibly with the adjustment of certain cosmological constants inside that particular universe that allow the animal to manipulate physical objects, sorta like telekinesis.

>>32046667

>>32046566
Just because Chistery has a penis doesn't mean she isn't a lady.

>>32046172

Just because they have millions of mcdonalds in china doesn't mean they aren't communist. Although they might be getting closer to becoming capitalist, i'm curious. If it's not communist over there try speaking out about the government in public or trying to even access dissent on the Internet.

>>32046187

My mistake. from what I heard and what I know by definition half the population live in state-owned housing, and the government owns the banks and many industries. Not to mention, according to my knowledge, the government over there spends a huge percentage of GDP.

I think you guys might have a mixed economy though, if I understand correctly

>>32046657
Nope. Let's play ball.

Why are we talking politics?

>>32046584

Yeah, I was wondering about that.

Whats the deal?

>>32046721
he wasn't enough of a snowflake before
he still isn't but now he feels more like it

>>32046716
>blush
But why?

>>32046671

Don't inadvertently start a discussion about the existence of your penis

>>32046690
>Kelly
>human scum

>>32046716
Mac never ask for this!

>>32046606

is it ok if I just watch the local news?

>>32046716
> Mac with a busted rib bandage
"I never asked for this."

>>32046583
...What's feminine about 'Executioner'?

>>32046735

because stupid faggots love blush on everything all the time no matter what.

>>32046646
I feel like we're a rich enough country, there is enough wealth on these shores, that every American can have their basic needs met.

And yet, millions of Americans don't fucking get their basic needs met. That could be accomplished without dismantling the rewards capitalism bestows upon the motivated and the fortunate, just scaling them back. Not even that much.

I can't decide if that makes me a Socialist or just overly compassionate. Dunno. I feel kinda guilty coming from a family rich enough that it was assumed I would be going to college and be nearly fully-funded for the same.

>>32046676
>Rather than gathering information from several different news sources, you should be uninformed
>Because then you can just say "I don't know shit" and pretend to be better than everyone for not getting involved
Actually this is exactly what I do. I don't know anything about politics, and I don't care to. And my life hasn't changed one iota since I stopped following the news except that the time and energy I wasted on that is now free and mostly wasted in the MLPG.

Personally I think it's a much better use of my time. Since I have zero power, staying informed is useless because I can't change anything even if I wanted to.

I used to talk about politics like you...

Then I took a pony to the heart.

>>32046687
Who is not to say that at the birth of a universe the laws that govern that universe, like gravity or the SNF could be vastly different, or wholly different kinds of forces not here in this one?

Hm, does /sci/ have an opinion on the Multiverse theory?

>>32046741
Maybe he means Asay.

Poe's law and all.

>one person starts discussing politics
>everyfuckingbody starts discussing politics

FUCK.
STOP.
DISCUSS PONIES

>Discussion about politics in a pony thread

YOU MAKE ANTHROLIGHT SPARKLE NOT AMUSED.

>>32046690
GOD DAMMIT STOP CRYING LIBERTY
WHY DO YOU EVEN HAVE FEELINGS YOU'RE A STATUE

>>32046573
I'm coloring non-pony ATM.

There's no much case of streaming it.

>>32046753
Wait this reminds me
Ponies have incredible resistant bodies and healing factor.
What the fuck happened to Big Mac in Applebuck Season?

>>32046774

How do I accept Jesus Christ into my heart.. I am planning to rebirth as a pony soon and I need the lord Christ to guide me in the right direction

>>32046747
To be fair if he's out to entertain he did a great job.

>>32046778

gb2/LF

oh wait you can't

>>32046774
Wasn't laughter shunned by the early chr- NO NO

No religion talk in my general. POST GOD DAMN PONYS PEOPLE!

>>32046781
I bet Celestia is a liberal nut job

THE THREAD HAS FALLEN! I AM THE NEW POLITICAL LEADER!

>>32046808
I used to be a farmer like you, until i have a plot device in the chest.

>browsing /co/
>see this thread


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Has anyone besides Jr drawn unbirthing porn with ponies? I'm doing some research.

>>32046771
>That could be accomplished without dismantling the rewards capitalism bestows upon the motivated and the fortunate, just scaling them back. Not even that much.
And we have found the source of the problem. People don't like having to give up what they have even if it is to help another.

>>32046808
There's some comic floating around with Mac getting roughed up something awful by some Mafia types. I'd imagine it'd be something like that or worse.

I prefer to nod to that fanon than the creepy Applecest AJ-likes-to-buck-and-buck-hard-breaking-bones-makes-her-excited version.

>>32046808
Bit by a dragon.

>>32046808
In the original draft the ponies would headbutt the trees to knock the apples down. Maybe in the original draft, he hit his head a few too many times.

>>32046275
the episode with god in it? Yeah totally

>>32046569
The fuck makes you think that's me?

>>32046810
If you are a Heathen (Animist, Shamanist, Sunni, Shiite, Confucianist, Buddhist, Shintoist, Hindu), you can never become Christian.

However, if you are a heretic (Reformed, Protestant, Orthodox), you should have a religious decision on your religion menu to "Convert to Catholic".

-How Equestria was Made
-Long ago, the ponies, the pegasi, and the unicorns lived seperately, aware of the others existence, but nothing more. The weather and seasons are controlled by none.
-Discord comes to the place
-tells the Ponies that the Pegasi are the ones who make the winds and storms churn that mess with their crops and homes
-tells the Pegasi that the Unicorns, with their magic, are the ones who control the seasons that alter the winds that make it harder for Pegasi to fly and build clouds
-tells the Unicorns that the Ponies, with their earth and animals, tear up the ley lines that power their magic, and therefore weaken them.
-Anger turns to hate, hate turns to war
-In the war, the earth is locked forever in stasis so the ley lines can never change. the Sky is locked forever so that the homes of the ponies cannot be broken, and the seasons are locked forever, so the pegasi can fly in constant conditions
-The land begins to dry up and wither
-Celestia and Luna are two young ponies who challenge Discord to pay for his lies, and unite the ponies
-he jestingly twists the two into amalgamations of all three equus types
-This creates alicorns, they then backfire his spell, cursing him into the jumbled up being he was in the present
-Flies off, for his tale is yet to be complete (has to come back later and dick with Luna, then get frozen in stone mid-song)
-In celebration of his defeat, the new united races, now all called Ponies, forge two special artifacts each, that would later become the elements of harmony, to celebrate their union.

>>32046799

>implying it has to be pony for you to stream it

see: all the movie streams that happen

>>32046853
And people wonder why my default reaction to strangers is hatred.

>>32046870
But his head is ok.

>>32046886
Yea this is MLP not some grimderp animu.

>>32046853
That's not a cock, that's a hen.

>>32046883
>implying heathens can't convert to the One True Church
Is this an EU3 thing?

>>32046883
>If you are a Heathen (Animist, Shamanist, Sunni, Shiite, Confucianist, Buddhist, Shintoist, Hindu), you can never become Christian.

Not true, you can conquer a Christian province, wait for religious rebels to appear, then give in to their demands/allow yourself to collapse and you'll be Christian then.

I don't know what's worse, when we discuss ponyporn, or this politics shitstorm.

We just had one of the finest episodes of this season, and we're talking hurr durr capitalismcommunism instead of that?

Or hell, we're not even discussing the usual theories shit? Not even fucking shipping?

Welp.

It took you two days.

Two days.

It's not even close to the middle of the week. Two days and we are back to regular shitty MLP General. I'm out.

>>32046883
Catholics != Christians

Catholics are filthy, dirty, money-grubbing fuckbaits hellbent on raping children.

Christians just like god and shit. I am okay with those fuckers.

>>32046883

>the only ones who accept jesus are catholic

>>32046781
>>32046784
> starts with "I really don't want to hear any dumb bullshit about how this endorses an economic system"
> anions get ass-rage over their system being made fun of maybe possibly
> instant communism/socialism/capitalism discussion ad infinitum
> THEN THERE'S THIS FAGGOT:
http://www.overthinkingit.com/2011/02/24/my-little-pony-political-economy/

Sometimes these threads are the worst part of my day, swear to tits.

>>32046904
In the finished product, sure. In the draft it was probably his head that was all bandaged up.

>>32046904
He meant that the reason`in the original draft was that his head was hurt
Since they changed the apple harvesting method they had to make something up.

>>32046964
Bye.

New topic to get away from politics


Ponies as food in a cute way

>>32046862
But Chistery THEY are the mafia, Apples and Oranges control the fruit market in all the south of Equestria.

>>32046896
My default reaction is distrust but Im nice anyway.

>>32046984

I would lick Sweetie Belle's marshmallow pony butthole while inserting my big cock into her

>>32046954
>We just had one of the finest episodes of this season

What? Sisterhooves Social was weeks ago. Last week was Sweet and Elite.

>>32046969
Are you retard? They are the same shit.

>>32046964

we were back after one day.

the last episode didn't have dash being a huge cunt, so we cant bitch about it for 7 days.

>>32046985
The Apples seem like your average farmers.

I've ... kind of wondered what Uncle and Aunt Orange ... do.

>>32047005
Better than politics.

>>32046870
I missed that part. Did Lauren really say that?

>>32046874
It didn't have god, it had faith. But why teach faith when we have money?

Each of the mane six have lost something valuable. How do they react?

>>32046969
get a load of this guy

>>32046996
I put on a civil face, and I have endless patience, but all I can feel in my mind is unending fury.

>>32046984

Suddenly, ponies are in your food.

>>32047005
Quiet you

>>32046984
Man cannot survive on marshmallow alone

Turns out Mr. Freelow told you guys the truth!

Would you eat out a horse vagina /co/?

>>32047024
Thats what they want you to believe, this is why we never see Mac working in the farm, just AJ.

ITT Politics
It's time like this I'm glad I don't know even the most basic things about politics

>>32046889
But i'm going to sleep anyways!

Maybe tomorrow at 4:00 pm i'll stream.

>>32047032
I think it was in an interview a couple of months ago.

>>32046848
What the fuck. This isn't the kind of discussion I wanted to have.

Has there ever been an Applejack x Pinkie fic done yet?

>>32046996
This is the correct way to live life. Always give people the chance to treat you well, by treating them well first. If they prove that they aren't worth it, don't bother. If they decide to change that, let them.

>>32047046
In practice, it usually ends up to this.

>>32046969

>Protestshits mad because their churches were established by butthurt mortals while Catholics had their Church established by Jesus himself

>>32047046
why are you a butts that is not a fluffy

>>32047046
And thus you function in society.

>>32047057
Both are disgusting.

>>32047040
Twilight gets another copy of the book she lost.

After spending a week straight trying to find it.

From your friendly neighborhood Anon:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bA3aWFwZ5cE

>>32046971
I assumed he wanted to follow the One True Faith.

>>32047061
It's OK. Half the people discussing it don't either.

>>32047006
Note
>One of the

Not "best"

>>32047024
Citrus doesn't grow as well in Equestrian soil without expensive supplies (special fertilizers and such), but their nutrition is important to the general health of the population, so the Oranges get a massive subsidy.

>>32046759
is that a translation?

>>32047057
Ross?

>>32047040
Rarity loses Sweetie Belle

She accepts it as a tactical loss.

>>32047040
Applejack goes on the warpath looking for Applebloom and her friends because goodness knows they're out screwing around with it in some shenanigan-filled quest to earn their Cutie Marks.

>>32047094

what the actual fuck

NEEDING A .GIF

>>32047040
Rainbow Dash looses her mind

No one notices

>>32047094

My fucking eyes

Which pony loves human dicks the most

>>32047059
but I already have

>>32047134
>a flying pony hitched to a van

Fucking democrats

I have a general at the ready FYI