IF YOU READ THIS YOU HAVE JUST BEEN RAPED

We already knew Rarity and Fluttershy were.

>>32033014
>AJ
>d

WAT

>>32033014

>/d/

>bueno

>>32033014
THEN WHO WAS /CO/?!

>applejack

>/d/

>>32033014
why is Applejack /d/? I dont remember that in the show
oh wait it must have to do with all the fan fics i avoid

>>32033032
Rarity and Fluttershy
Rainbow Dash and Fluttershy

Anyone else we can confirm before we dive into speculation?

Applejack had at least heard about Pinky and her weirdness.

>>32033063
Well she's pretty handy with ropes...

>>32033014
We know Fluttershy and Dash were friends, Pinkie is at least an acquaintance of everybody in town, Rarity and Fluttershy probably knew each other, and AJ would have just been the friendly salesperson everybody is amicable with but nobody really knows.

>>32033053
DAMMIT LETH I WAS RESPONDING TO THE TOPIC.

>>32033063
It's probably something to do with
>APPLECEST

>AJ
>/d/
lost my shit

>>32033014
why the fuck is applejack /d/?

>Appljack
>/d/

>apple.mov_pic_wrapping_tongue_around_apple.jpg

>>32033079

>>32033054

>>32033063

Or it's a joke, you nig nog.

All of them, though not quite as strongly.
I somehow doubt Fluttershy had a strong relationship with Rainbow Dash beforehand.

>no /a/, /v/, /co/, /sp/, /fit/
I'll admit it works, but you left out most of the main boards except for /d/

>>32033058
> Applejack at /d/
Who are we kidding, she's the sort of girl who is really into /hc/ and /d/, especial emphasis on wincest impregnation.

>>32033079
Dash and Applejack are sport rivals and i guess she and Rarity are old friends because they are from ponyville.

To all the people going
>AJ
>/d/
It's a simple matter of bondage. She's good with ropes.

>dat rape/mind control last thread
I think it's time for me to go to bed. When it comes to ruining my mood over smallest things over the internet, you guys never disappoint.

>>32033054
twilight should be /co/, not /sci/
or /tg/
no pony deserves to be /sci/

>>32033014
Fluttershy and Dash knowing each other since being kids is canon.

Pinkie knew EVERYPONY in Ponyville, probably was Fluttershy's closest friend after Dash kind of went off and did her own thing.

The rest were connected through Twilight.

>>32033118
>Applecest

>>32033126
Regular bondage is not d material.

I think Applejack would be /diy/ now. She's pretty handy at that kind of stuff.

>>32033118

>>32033034
>>32033047
>>32033058
>>32033063
applejack just didn't want to admit she was /tg/
>>32033014
Pinkie and Dash might have both been sort of coworkers to Applejack. Pinkie needed food for her parties and the apple farm probably would be commissioning Rainbow Dash to bring rain to the crops and such.

We also know Rainbow Dash and Fluttershy were... sort of friends.

>>32033127
>having your mood ruined by fetishy marshmallow equines
wat

>>32033127

>Implying Fido isn't /co/

>>32033127
It would've ruined my mood if I wasn't on Fluffy's stream

>>32033079
>Fluttershy and Dash were friends

Goddamn Fluttershy you're a useless cunt!

>>32033140
but comics and cartoons do not exist in equestria

WHAT NOW, BITCH

>>32033127

cheer up, anon

you and i can get all passive-aggressive at them, if you like

>>32033070
Oh yeah! Rarity and Fluttershy seemed closer friends than most.

I wonder what they connected on originally, with how shy Flutters is.

>>32033171
WHAT A TERRIBLE WORLD THAT IS THEN

>>32033148
What about the only two ponies from ponyville? AJ and Rarity.

>>32033171
maybe she's been hiding comics behind her magic books all along
hell the book she read in the pilot was a fucking picture book, maybe all their books are comics

>Out of the main cast, how many of them do you think were friends before Twilight came into the picture and became a common link between all of them?

That's actually a good question...

>>32033154
>boxing gloves

>>32033195
>>32033201

How did the non natives end up bumfuck anyway

>>32033171
>but comics and cartoons do not exist in equestria
explain

So I wrote that rapefic with Twilight, RD, and the zebras. Late night /co/ didn't have anything to say, but a few people from afternoon /co/ were pretty excited about it, so I figured I'd post the finished version. I might continue the story further, we'll see.

The Ambassadors: https://docs.google.com/document/d/184yriE028miWXW-A1U-u2wDJx-qB1lJ06qL17JHpVgE/edit

>>32033180
>Fluttershy, my dear, the world is a frightening place, filled with horrible things. You should always be wary of strangers.

>>32033169
Dash is bad at subtlety, but even Best Friends can get angry at each other's failings.

which pony's flesh would be the most tender

>>32033195
Seemed to not like each other in Look Before You Sleep. I took that as they kept a respectful distance before Twilight united them.

>>32033216
they do not have TVs so no cartoons
and uh

um

ya got me

>>32033180

I like to think Rarity needed help taming that little bitch Opal, and came to Fluttershy for help.

>>32033225

>>Stay friends with me, and only me. It's the only way to be safe.

>>32033154
>male pony wearing a shirt
>rd isn't
what the actual fuck

>>32033201
Fluttershy and Rarity have a pretty long-term thing going, Applejack at least knows Pinkie well enough to know about her Pinkie Sense, AJ and Dash have a long-standing rivalry of some kind, Applejack and Rarity didn't share a graduating class year but seem to know each other as more than acquaintances, Fluttershy has known Dash since they were fillies.

Twilight just filled in the gaps, I guess.

>applejack
>d
>not diy or ck or fit

Pinkie probably at least knew everyone's name
AJ probably had no fren
Fluttershy and rarity
rainbow dash.. actually we don't even know how long she's been in town, she may have just shown up a little before twilight, she didn't seem to know pinkie well before griffon the brushoff

>>32033236
I dont know how i forget about that... Its good to see their friendship is getting better along the season.

>>32033215

that's so puerile, i chuckled a little bit

>>32033240
I'd say this is a great idea, but it seemed that Rarity was unknowing of how good Fluttershy would be with Opal on Stare Master.

>>32033240
And we see how well that turned out.

>>32033237
PONIES CAN'T READ

>>32033054
Mare-do-Well
I mean MDW clearly loves Batman, Darkwing Duck, and Spawn.

>>32033148
Fluttershy and Rarity get together every week to hang out.

>implying they weren't friends before

>>32033241
>I'll protect you, my darling. That... incident that happened years ago was my fault, so it's my duty to keep you safe.

Any drawfags around? Last thread has me hungering for a specific bit of art.

>>32033240
Opal's bad tempered because Rarity treats her like ass.

>>32033282
THEN WHAT THE FUCK DO THEY NEED A LIBRARY FOR

OLD VCR TAPES?

>>32033237
>they do not have TVs so no cartoons
>implying they couldn't just draw on a lot of sticky notes and flip them really fast to make cartoons

my dad laughed at me and I slapped him in the face. He went to the store, I think he was crying. I feel really bad. Sadly this isn't pony-related.

>>32033257
I guess AJ have other frends like Carrot top, Berry and Bon bon, ireally dont know is just my idea.

I am going to guess AJ and Dash knew eachother well before hand, due to their business with the town and both being Winter Wrap Up team leaders. They also just seemed very buddy buddy in the early episodes. They seemed to know eachothers routines very well by Ticket Master for instance

>>32033302
oh i remember those days
they were good

>>32033304

Go blog about it you queer.

>>32033304
>slapping
>not punching
YOU ARE NO MAN

>>32033303
hmm why couldn't they make illusions with magic? sort of like that horn thing from futurama
make hollograms like cartoons
this giving me idea for /co/ OC pony

You will never have five close friends who will throw you a crazy birthday party.

>>32033304
what a wuss

>>32033165

Klondike, we all know you want to be roughly fucked in every hole at once by the Diamond Dogs, you don't need to go rubbing it in our faces all the time

>>32033291

what's she holding?

>>32033304

He laugh at you because pones?

>>32033306
well bon bon is pretty much a huge bitch

>>32033217
...Jesus what. I'll be right back.

>>32033350
a mask and a rapier

>>32033355

no wonder she is a dash fan

>>32033345
You're just mad that Fido is /co/

>>32033350
A mask.
The last time JJ drew humanized Luna she wore a moon-crested mask.

>>32033355
Bitchs have friends too i guess but like i said its just my idea. Carrot and Berry dont have personalities but i just assume they are friends.

>>32033339
>tfw when never been to a birthday party or any party for that matter
>tfw no fiends yet watching a show about friendship

>>32033350
I think it's a mask.

>>32033339
I've been waiting for that gif. Cutest moment in the whole show.

>>32033350
A DILDO

>>32033339
> that smile
> that dress
> that party

Twilight is the kyootest thing.

>>32033355

and thats why she is awesome

>>32033379

Having no fiends is a good thing.

>>32033392
Twifufag.
Yes she is

Wow, either 4chan or my computer and scripts are running so smoothly. Feel the love.

>>32033388
What the fuck? Do you have any idea how large a bore that thing is? You'd have to be aiming to pleasure a dragon or something.

>>32033296
I corrected that in another post.

The question is now: How did they meet? Opal was floated out there. I think that's the best guess. I might be misremembering the first lines where Rarity remarked at how Fluttershy was like a miracle worker with animals

>>32033378
I guess carrot top would be pretty close to AJ, she has a farm right next to the orchard doesn't she?

>>32033375
Big dumb ape-dog-man as /co/?
Seems legit

>>32033421

>>32033425
Yea thats why i said that and i assume Berry have some kind of farm too.

>>32033433
See? Griffy knows!

I know it's rather old hat, but can we have a weird screencaps thread?

>>32033379
my nigga

I just drink until I can't see straight on birthdays

>>32033422

Maybe Opal was sick.

FS seems to be the town vet.

>>32033472
Sure, why not?

>>32033472

Flash tweening = crazy amounts of reaction images

>>32033472
When I was watching this episode, I just happened to pause at this moment.

This may be the worst frame in the entire series.

>>32033497
>I wonder if I can get a dick-sucking cutie mark.jpg

AJ should be /pol/.

>>32033303
That's actually a pretty neat idea for this world.
Maybe like one of those coin-operated devices that flips through serial images by turning a crank.

>>32033510
What the billions of fuck?

>>32033510
...what the fuck happened to Applejack?

How would your favorite pony react if she saw the pictures you've drawn of her?

>>32033510
> In a deleted scene, Twilight gets to play Exorcist.

>>32033510
OH GOD WHAT'S WRONG WITH HER LEGS?

>>32033468
I'll dut you

>>32033514
HUEHUEUHHEUHEUHEUHE

Who says they don't have TVs?

They have electricity, gotta be used for SOMETHING...well, besides ovens.

>>32033520
So it'd be like primitive TV where the only channel was Nickelodeon?

>>32033540
Forget her legs, what's wrong with her neck?

>>32033536
>Deleted scene
>In a cartoon

Why do I think it would be amazing to see an 'outtakes reel'?

>>32033531
Think they're badly drawn.
I have not drawn any porn or suggestive art.

>>32033392

it's probably the loosest we've seen twilight hang, ever

dancing in public, loud music, being silly with friends, etc

>>32033452
maybe you're thinking of a vinery?

(4chan eat posts :( )

>>32033531
>Twilight
>Flattered but quickly starts to tell me the wrong things about pony anatomy, posing and references.
>"Anon, I like this....But my mane wouldn't be that long. See how it only goes down to here? Also my cutie mark looks a little different, too. The smaller stars are off. Not to mention my coat isn't quiiite that shade of purple."

>>32033563

You have so, with your mind.

>>32033562
Blooper reels where the characters break character... in character.

Fund it.

>>32033574
Canterlot is a really magical place. First the Gala, now Rarity's Big Week Out -- it seems like exactly what AJ thought Manehattan would be like, but Canterlot actually comes through.

>>32033551
cut even.

>>32033574
Yes you are right, she gets the grapes from Colton and Applejack.

also, twilight had a stroke that one time

>you will never get to cuddle up on Dash's enormous fat belly

>>32033585
>meanwhile, Anon just stares at her, nodding at everything she says, lost in his thoughts.

>>32033552
Why is this funny? Are you saying farmers don't pay attention to politics?

>>32033593
But they can't see what I've imagined.

>>32033585
>"And have you even seen a pony vagina? Here's mine for a reference. Go ahead, you can touch it."

>>32033594

If I could have one reasonable, not so far out there wish for an episode towards the end of the show, it'd be a "Behind the Friendship" episode.

Just 'Cause.

>>32033418
I shamelessly admit to waifufagging Twilight in an anonymous context

>>32033613
> her magic is now red
SHE FEELS THE BLOOD RAGE

>>32033628
Well you wrote a fic about it.
>>32033622
That's such a bad plot for a porno.

dat flank

>>32033594
Oh god fund this so hard.

>Gosh, Twilight, if you were gona be that big of a stick in the mud I woulda neighed home. ....Stayed home. F--k.

>>32033622
>THAT FUCKING PIC

OH FUCK YOU I HAVE TO FAP NOW!

>>32033641
and what I wouldn't give to live it out for real

>>32033622
>"And have you even seen a pony vagina? Here's mine for a reference. Go ahead, you can touch it."
I feel like I've seen this before.

>>32033652
Good God. She'd be exactly the sort of person to do this.

>>32033622
>"Look, no, I'm not into that at all. Just, lie over there, and try to take decent notes until we're done, okay?"

>>32033425

No, we have seen both of their houses twice.

They are neighbors actually.

We saw OPPP's place in Applebuck Season, Bridle Gossip and The Cutie Pox. We saw Carrot's in The Cutie Pox.

>>32033674
i bet you would rub your dick to it too

>>32033622
...I was trying to avoid that line, too...

>>32033646
I just want to hear the CMC outtakes, the cute would be overwhelming.

i've posted this before, but this is my favourite non-joke in the series i think

pinkie bounces to the picnic in lesson zero, with a basket full of balloons...

RAEP TIEM

>>32033695
Sweetie Belle: "DUMB TELEPROMPTER!"

>>32033676
>"Alright fine, you can help but just this once. This is the only time I'm doing this for you."

>>32033695
>The CMC follow the same personality type of the Baby with the cigar from Who Framed Roger Rabbit
>Search your feelings. You know this to be true.

...and then the obvious happens

and Pinkie's expression just seals it

>>32033652
Isn't that kind of defeating the whole point though?

I'll be sure to let Studio B know that if they ever need bad porno plots, they don't need to pay a writer.

Just sit in these threads.

>>32033718
Dear god, fund it.

>>32033676
>>32033713
This is such a bad plot
I don't even wanna boner to it.

>>32033646
>Discord trying to taunt a broken Twilight
>suddenly they both fall over laughing
>Lauren faust screams "CUT!" in the background

There's a "post pics of manchildren" thread in /b/.

Guess who's getting posted.

>>32033713
>"No, you're doing it all wrong! Put your hand here. Your other hand here. Right, now try again, and be gentle this time - I do have feelings, you know?"

>>32033713
http://fim.413chan.net/art/src/132272681810-Twiplot.png

>>32033740
...But why did I?

how is applejack /d/? she'd be like /new/ or something apllejack doesn't have a dick

>>32033695
>Gawsh Sweetie Ball, what's with all the fabric? What? Whaat?

>Baaahahaha! Applebloom, you called her Sweetie Ball!

>Scootaloo stop laughing, it's not funny.

>>32033745
> strangest arousal
Well then. I guess I've gone full furry. Damn you, ponies, damn you.

>>32033772
>that feel

>>32033740
>"I-idiot! Why'd you ha-a-ave to go and do something like thaaaaaaaat!"

>>32033726

Yes, that's the joke.

>>32033738
They always post the same shit over and over.

I'm always looking for new and fresh examples of the finest neckbeards on the internet.

>>32033674
"Hey guys, this was totally shopped without my permission, and completely misrepresents the Pound Puppies fandom, such as it is."

(Ironically, I am a fan.)

>>32033772
...
Ditto.

>>32033745
Well that isn't even the colored one.
>>32033772
We prefer xenophilia.

>>32033745

well at least that anatomy is pretty accurate, that's a dead on mare vagina

>>32033014
GTFO over those pony head will have been more accurate fa­g

>>32033785
>"Right, look, here are my notes on the perfect way to do it, read over them and come back in a few minutes. And next time, don't grip so hard, I think I'm bruising"

>>32033760

>Ya gotta nigger at the ghosty, sni--oh fuck, did I just say that?
>CUT!

>>32033787

>The box clearly says ages 8 *and up*. So give me back my Happy Meal.

>>32033772
>>32033784
>>32033798
>>32033803

I know that feel bros.

>>32033594
Soarin (GGG): Give me some of that juicy apple pee!
Applejack: beg'yer pardon?
Faust: Cut! PIE, Soarin. PIE.
Soarin: Ohhhh. could I still have s- (cut)

>>32033140
Twilight should be /lit/ or /x/.

>>32033772
Call it xenophilia, it's more socially acceptable.

>>32033815
Oh please, she knows she liked it.

>>32033847
her notes are just a big smiley face

>>32033760
>"Pinkie, why'd you have to throw Playwright a purple and pink themed potty? Sh--t.

>"Cut!"

>"Sorry Lauren, it's such a tongue twister. I'll get it eventually."

>>32033622
>>32033676
>>32033713
>>32033740
>>32033785
>>32033815
>her voice
OH FUCK MY PANTS
THEY WEREN'T MEANT FOR AN ERECTION OF THIS CALIBER SEND HELP

>>32033772
nope that's straight bestiality you're still a step above furry.

>>32033738
I bet it's Nathan.

Nobody hates me anymore. *snif*

>>32033789
How did you even get approached by wired?

And what the fuck possessed you to agree to the interview?

>>32033854
No, they would be actual notes, but they look like they were written by a trembling/quivering hand/mouth...as if the writer was being repeatedly jostled somehow while writing them

>>32033510
>same episode

>>32033738
link?

Dash and Shy

And also fluttershy & rarity

>>32033789
I really want WW3 to happen already

>>32033894

>>32033878
>>32033892
I have the weirdest boner right now.

>yfw she starts scolding you for coming inside

>>32033904
second

22 years is plenty, I've had enough

>>32033904
you and me both
THEN WE'D BE ABLE TO FINALLY DIE

>>32033892
because she was writing them before telling you to stop. Can't hold a horn still like that.

>>32033806
I'm terrified to know how you became an authority on this subject.

>>32033926
>implying she doesn't like it
She knows her biology, there's no chance of any complications

>>32033890
because you know how to go anon when you aren't wanted

which nathan doesn't know how to do

>>32033892
This boner knows no bounds.

>>32033724
Sunscreen? On ponies?

>>32033934
A decade of having sex with farm animals and veterinary work

>>32033926
> scoulding you for ejaculating
Now that's just a dick move. If it's Spike, it doesn't matter. If it's human, it doesn't matter. Hell, if it's a stallion she can just abort with the wink of an eye.

> abortion spells are extremely cheap and effective

>>32033339
>your friends will never attempt to rape you with birthday cake

>>32033934
jealous?

Jesus Christ, if I grant you all a day in the world of Ponyville will you knock it off? You're clogging up my system here!

>>32033956
... How do you have sex with veterinary work?

>>32033956
>he has sex with farm animals
>he became a veterinarian

Isn't that like, a conflict of interest?

>this thread

>>32033973
Depends, what stage of their estrus cycles are the ponies in?

>>32033956
Doing the former doesn't necessarily mean you have the experience in the latter.

>>32033954

that's nothing, twilight broke her legs too

>>32033934
Welcome to 4chan.
i just assumed anyone whose been here, especially in these threads, has seen on either of their own initiative or due to a few select trolls a while back

>>32033745
>Not using the colour version, or the new colours No-Ink is giving that image

>>32033973
Yes, I would, only because I'd return to this grey lifeless land depressed that it's not magical. I'd kill myself instantly.

>>32033990
It's not even 220 posts and we're asking if the ponies would be Down To Fuck.

Good god.

>>32033979
well actually, the two complement each other well

I get more access to animals, and I get a job, which is good for me because I'm too dumb to do much else, chump change isn't a problem if you're a one person family

I think it'd be funny if Fluttershy was actually the complete opposite of the 'character' she portrayed, and it showed in the bloopers.

I can't think of any good examples, help me...

>Thread full of theories and awesome discussion followed by a thread of horse sex

Stay classy, /co/

>>32033911
Durr i'm floteyshe

Ponies?

>>32033891
I contacted them.

I wanted our story as fans to be told properly at the start of the news cycle, not in some half-assed fetish article sometime down the road. I was taking a journalism class, and wrote an article about the fandom (as it existed in Spring 2011) that blew the minds of everyone who read it. So I figured the story had legs, and made it happen. It wasn't the first story, but it was the most comprehensive.

But "self-medicating." Gaah.

>>32033806
You should have been there when he drew it. There was an argument about whether ponies have interior labia. So he looked up a reference video.

>>32034007
Sorry i was in a hurry... I already fap to that new color anyway

>>32034019
>Angel is resting on her hair until the director shouts cut, then she throws him onto the ground and walks off shouting "Where the fuck is my coffee?"

>>32034022
Well there's a time for everything.
>>32034012
Yup.
But do they even have estrus cycles in that universe?

>>32033014

Pinkie Pie and Rarity of course

>>32034019

Remember that infamous Christian Bale rant?

Yeah, that.

>>32034038
You mean an internal clitoris? The labia is external by definition.

>>32034019
Like the leetle girl from the little recap thing at the end of eps of Lucky Star? Forget her name...

>>32034035
Whoa whoa whoa whoa


Is that an apple or a tomato?

>>32033927
>>32033904

Very well anons. Our reign has gone on long enough. Summon the bombers.

>>32034019
>what the fuck is a samoflange?

>>32034019
Fluttershy being a prima donna?

>>32033594
>Rainbow Dash attempting the Sonic Rainboom for Rarity
>Catches them but doesn't pull up
>Crashes into the safety mats with a happy "WHEEEE!"
>"CUT!"

Also funny to imagine if Rainbow Dash would be the kind to insist on doing her own stunts, even when she can't really do them.

>>32034022
That reminds me.
Last thread they took my headcannon and ran with it, so now the Everfree froest is full of russion/british accented spiders who trade rarity's scorned suitors for rare silks, and act sophisticated the entire time.

I would like someone to draw Rarity handing over Blueblood to these spiders

>>32034019
>>32034049

Darla Dimple written all over her.

i thought you guys would like this
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gZVadN5Y2cc

>>32034061
Tomato, apples don't have a stem that looks like that, and there's no top leaf on the fruit

>>32034055
minor labia are internal with respect to the major

>>32033300
Rarity, being the OCD unicorn she is, insists that Opal gets regular grooming so that she looks perfect at all times. Opal, being your normal cat, won't put up with this, and so Rarity had to find a professional groomer to do the job. Enter Fluttershy.

Rarity, of course, has an eye for beauty, and recognized Fluttershy's gracefulness from the start. That's why she talked her into doing the weekly spa dates, and how they ended up BFFs.

"Green Isn't Your Color", BTW isn't the first time Rarity's tried to talk Fluttershy into modeling for her. She's always trying to get Fluttershy to try out her new outfits. That's what got Fluttershy interested in sewing, and of course, being the shy pony that she is, she was too bashful to admit to Rarity that she'd been studying the unicorn's work.

>>32034019
...discorded fluttershy?

>>32034037
>I contacted them.
You're a fool.

>>32034092
touche

>>32034099

>Discorded fluttershy was how the actress was outside the show

>>32034092
> that feel when, all the desperate "would the horses be WTF," I still have a FWB that really turns my crank I sleep with several times a week
Makes it a lot more bearable being around the creepy threads.

>>32034053
>>32034060
YES. YES!

>"God dammit why is Angel such a douchebag? I swear he keeps giving me looks during filming. I'm going to talk to my agent!"
there is no way I'm going to be able to make this sound like fluttershy

>>32034111
>as a joke, she acted like normal fluttershy as soon as the shot ended

>>32034084
>Gummy, butcher of froggy bottom bog


oh god damn it you guys

>>32034079
>RD
>As Yosuke
>Not as Kanji

Nigga you best unfuck yo'self

>>32034012
Would you agree to have Berry Punch devote her body to you (that is, you can do anything to her.) in exchange for performing (selective minimum of) a deep rimjob on you until you cum, once a week?

>>32034079
>Dash not being able to do her own stunts
Nigga WHAT

>>32034067
Today on the news: Turns out the fandom, "Bronies", have taken to the streets with guns blazing calling World War Three. They said that their time on this earth was long enough and wanted to speed up the process.

More on this after sports.

>>32034019
>Fluttershy turns Hush now Quiet now into a Death Metal Song
>Sweetie tries not to loose her shit laughing

>>32034147
I'm sorry, where's the catch? That sounds like an excellent idea

>>32034147
So...I'd practically have a pony sex slave IF I let her rimjob me once a week?
No, I don't like slavery.

>>32034158
>Fluttershy changes the lyrics to 'Go the Fuck To Sleep'

>>32034147
Wait, wait, are you actually saying "I get to do anything I want with a cogent consentual sex partner and get deeply satisfying things done to me on a regular basis?"

I don't think you see how "Would you rather" works.

>>32034079
also adding to this:
>yfw five minutes of bloopers are dedicated to Rainbow Dash's 'actress' botching the stunts ala Jackie Chan flick

>>32034019
So Basically Darla Dimple from Cats Don't Dance?
>Fluttershy singing
>cut
>Finally god-damn filthy animals, everything i own smells like rabbit shit now. THANKS ALOT EVERYONE THAT SONG ONLY TOOK THIRTY FUCKING TAKES. I'll be in my trailer.

>>32034155
She's an actress, not a stunt flier

>>32034120
How exactly does Friends With Benefits happen, anyway?

>>32034158

Or 'Enter Sandman' by Metallica.

>>32034019

>inb4 Diamond Tiara and Silver Spoon are actually somewhat shy, polite and extremely kind hearted fillies that just play douchebags on tv

>>32034191
>Rainbow Dash and Applejack in Rush Hour
yessss

>>32034197
In my experiences, exes that still want to fuck but don't want to put up with your shit.

Ideally they're friends that want to fuck and not get all weird buddy-buddy huggy time about it.

>>32034111
Andrea Libman is a meanie?
>my whole body when

>>32034202
ew, metallica

>>32034206

i like her glasses

they're so big and goofy

>>32034191
>Applebuck Season

>Applejack kicks a fake tree in half on accident

>>32034197
Luck, timing, mutual trust.

>>32034177
The deal is between you and her, her idea, and her demands.

>>32034169
>>32034190
more power to you.

>>32034190
Would you agree to be Twilight's third assistant (No big responsibilities, just carrying her shit around really) if she'd say thank you and kiss you on the cheek before she went off to bed?
Your bed

>>32034214
but the cuddling is the best part

>>32034209
"Don't you undastand da worlds commin outta my mouth?"

"Filly, aint no one understand the words coming out of your mouth!"

>>32034241
Yes.
If she didn't toy with my mind.

>>32033815
>Right, look, here are my notes
Nice try Twilight

>>32033339
>implying that's not a eighteenth birthday tradition in my country
>implying i haven't enjoyed throwing people in the air 18 times
>implying that Rarity isn't in sync with the rest of them thus she does most of the work
>implying i didn't weigh over 100kg when I turned 18 and yet my bros still threw me as high as they could
>implying the next year the twins turned 18
THIRTY SIX THROWS! Are a bad enough dude to throw your bros 36 times?

>>32034241
As long as I can get a letter of recommendation-
> my bed
OH HOORAY, CUDDLE BUDDY TWILIGHT!

Sweetie is best poony.
Any objections?

>>32034241
Well of course I would be cute, pretty, smart, nerdy, adorable, sexy, purple pony is best pony's third assistant.

>>32034263
>yes yes yes yes yes
You're the best, GG

>Bloopers

>Half the bloopers are the ponies breaking character and going 'I'm sorry, this is completely ridiculous. How is this believeable?'

>Scootaloo draws dirty pictures on the chalkboard in the school set, no one notices until Cheerilee walks in

Goddamn it /co/ now I REALLY need to have some pony bloopers right this instant, I don't care how you do it, just get me pictures of Spider-Man!

>>32034244
It's true.

>>32034019
So, like Goggles?

>>32034263
Damnit Twilight these notes don't tell me anything
how do you even revise from these things?

>>32033014

>Pinkie Pie and Rainbow Dash
Probably not. They most likely didn't get to really know each other until Griffin the Brush Off.

>Pinkie Pie and Rarity
Probably not. They don't usually have a lot of lines/chemistry together.

>Rainbow Dash and Rarity
Probably not, for the same reasons as previously listed.

>Pinkie Pie and Applejack
Probably not, for the same reasons as previously listed. But then again, they both bake together in Applebuck Season. Who's to say that was the first time? Maybe that's happened before. It's debatable.

>Rainbow Dash and Applejack
Maybe. Their friendly, competitive rivalry might go back a ways.

>Rainbow Dash and Fluttershy
Definitely yes. Rainbow Dash and Fluttershy have been friends since their fillyhood in Cloudsdale. They're probably the oldest friends of the main cast.

>Rarity and Applejack
Definitely not. They're polar opposites of each other personality-wise, and they didn't really get to like each other until Look Before You Sleep.

>Rarity and Fluttershy
Probably yes. They seem to be very friendly in Green Isn't Your Color, and Fluttershy helps Rarity out with Opal (and maybe with some sewing stuff, thanks to Fluttershy's knowledge of the subject).

>Fluttershy and Applejack
Maybe. Applejack works on a farm, and Fluttershy's good with animals, so they'd at least be acquainted with one another via their various jobs.

>Fluttershy and Pinkie Pie
Maybe. Their banter in Griffon the Brush Off might indicate some previous friendliness. It's debatable.

>>32034263
Ahhhh yesssss glitterglue whyyyyyyy

Oh god I was hoping beyond hope that you were here lurking.

>>32034263
Oh my god I can't stop laughing
seriously I need oxygen
send help
or a sad clown

>>32033240
>>32033300

My theory: Opal is actually male. Fluttershy knows but is too shy to tell Rarity she's been wrong this whole time.

>>32034185
>Hush now, quiet now
GO, THE, FUCK TO SLEEP
>It's time to lay your sleepy head
HEAD DOWN ON THAT FUCKING PILLOW
>Hush now, quiet now
GO, THE, FUCK TO SLEEP
>It's time to go to bed
UNDER THOSE FUCKING SHEETS
>Drifting off to sleep
CLOSE YOUR FUCKING EYES
>Exciting day behind you
SHIT HAPPENED TODAY, WHO CARES
>Drifting off to sleep
CLOSE YOUR FUCKING EYES
>Let the joy of dreamland find you
NOW GO ENJOY YOUR NIGHTMARES

>>32034244
>>32034214
Yeah, that kind of defeats the purpose if you don't get to cuddle afterward...

>that feel when I've done nothing but pony general for the last eight fucking hours

>>32034244
>>32034301
HOPOPOxLETH CUDDLETIME

>>32034263
Hmm, it would appear Twilight really likes gourds

I caught myself thinking about MLPGs when I shouldn't, and that I waste way too much time here, and the exams are coming, and you don't give a shit about me anyway so for everyones delight I'll go lurking as anon until next semester.

You can now express that you don't give a shit.
Until next year, faggots.

>>32034104
>You're a fool.
For responding to their call for pictures with a five-minute photo-shoot by my sister, yes.

But you didn't have your Twilight-loving face plastered all over the mid-day news in three major cities, while my quotes were displayed on-screen.

>Luna's nightmare moon hair falls out mid lines
>LOYAL SUBJECTS, I HAVE RETURNED... AND I'VE BLOWN MY HAIR OF, BLOODY USELESS-

>>32034277
no objections here

>>32034231
>Fake tress falls on Rainbow Dash
>"Oooowwww... What the hell? I'm not even supposed to be in this scene yet? Oh- hey! Someone get me some Mango drink! This'll be funny, I promise!"

>>32034143
YOU SAYIN' SHE LIKES FILLIES?
YOU PUNKS ARE GOIN' DOWN! RARGH!

>>32034333
> not cuddling after sex
That's no way to be. Doesn't anyone have friends they have sex with they can hug afterward?

>The money and fame went quickly to the heads of the cast members. MLP was an up and coming rocket, but behind the scenes, trouble was already brewing

Celestia: I told that rude women Pinkie, don't spend all your money on an amusement park, that's a stupid idea. Well guess what happened?

>>32034333
>>32034263

Oh fuck both of you now my family is looking at me like I'm retarded for laughing so loudly.

>>32034333
It doesn't count as cuddling if she's just unconcious after you held her neck for long enough for her to fall unconcious
unless she wakes up halfway through and hugs back

>>32034390
>looking at MLPG while in the same room as family

>>32034378
Me 'n mine tend to snuggle for a bit after but I think that's just because I am some kind of giant teddy bear man

>>32034348

>leth x hopip
>not leth x smile

>>32034413
He better have his back to the way or he's a ninja when it comes to switching tabs.

Scootaloo seems like a backstage prankster type.

Like when filming 'Show Stoppers' she'd play 'Those Endearing Young Charms' during the piano scene. Bonus points if she talked to Applebloom before hand, and got her to run on stage yelling "NO NO NO, YA STUPID FILLY! LIKE THIS!"

>>32034342
It's time you become a drawfag, really.

>>32034417
I'm 6'8", do I qualify for 'giant teddy bear' status?

>>32034342
You are useless shit as Sweetie

I'm glad I stopped doing heroin, it's such a pain to cop in the wintertime

>>32034383
>And Celestia started telling me what I should and shouldn't do with my money, like she's some kind of saint, so I bought the fucking park. I don't want a park, I don't even know what to do with a park, but she told me not to, and fuck her. Kids'll go to see a pinkie park anyway, kids love that shit. "Don't buy the park, you dumb bitch" my ass.

>>32034413
Deal with it.
>>32034425
Damn right I'm a tabs ninja. They can never know.

>>32034348
DINO FAG WONT BE PLEASED

>>32034423
I only ship Smile with the No More Smile guy.

>>32034356
>The scene where Cheerlie goes to the staue garden on the field trip
>NOW WHAT CAN YOU NOTICE ABOUT THIS STATUE
>the prop statue slowly ebs to the side and falls off the pedestal
>awkward silence
>Uh, it doesn;t have very good foundations?
>Excelent, now lets move on to another statue. we wern't here and didn't see this happen.

>>32034455
Do you use tab groups to hide your tabs?

>>32034342
>that feel when I wanted to make more out of this .gif, but then I just gave up

I'm bored.
Taking some cute requests.
The cuter the better.
GO GO GO!

Next episode.

>>32034423
>>32034348
>>32034463
WUH-OH

>>32034485
The CMC huddling together for warm.

>>32034485
Pinkie eating a whole Toblerone bar.
But sideways.

>>32034485

babby bowling pone

>>32034439
You also have to be kinda squishy, quite hairy, actually be a decent big spoon, and not have a rape fetish.

>>32034436
>They sing and dance to the entirety of KISS in one outtake.

>>32034485
Young pinkie pie taking heroine.

Make it cute, nigger.

>>32034449

>that feel when everyone is talking about cuddling and you are FOREVER ALONE

>>32034504

>Fight against the Hydra or Manticore
>The animatronic malfunctions and a head falls off or something.
>Couple of seconds of awkward silence before everyone bursts out laughing

>>32034518
> not have a rape fetish
Implying bears can't be play-rapists is kind of infantilizing, don't you think?

is there a Marfan syndrome pone

>>32034474
Nah, I just don't let people close enough to my computer to read the tabs. If they're going to be stalkerloo about it, then it's their own business.

>>32034521

>At the beginning of the scene, Sweetie Bell yells "Show time Synergy!"

>>32033053

>>32034538
we can be forever alone together

>>32034003
dat deinterlacing

>>32034263

This is all well and good but what is her opinion on vaginas

>>32034556
IT DOESN'T WORK THAT WAY

>Pinkie shouting after Rarity during her fall from grace in "Sonic Rainboom"

>"Hey Rarity! SEE YOU NEXT FALL"
>CUT!... Damn it Pinkie.
>"What? It's funny!"

>>32034547
TEDDY BEARS ARE FOR SNUGGLIN', NOT RAPIN' NICK

>>32034438
>Dem hips.
>Dem stockings
>Dat sweater
>Those curls
>that beret
>Those fucking hips!

Anon you've managed to coat a good deal of my fetishes in a glaze of pony...I hate and love you for that.

>>32034518
>kinda squishy
Fuck, only 223 lbs.
>quite hairy
Never thought I'd curse my smooth skin...
>decent big spoon
...What exactly does that require?
>not have a rape fetish
How does that even come into play?!

>>32034538
>>32034538
>Ace Detective Sweetie Belle

Can we have a vocaroo thread now?

>>32034528
>big line of heroin on glass table
>she starts snorting some of it
>sneezes and blows the rest of it off the table

I hate when that happens

>>32034545
>Shooting the Ursa Minor scene
>Trixie's lightning strike shorts out the electronics

>>32034485
OOH! Would you kindly draw>>32034080 ?

>Cheerilee and students scene in the statue garden
>Discord statue is just Discord in body paint
>Makes funny faces and bunny ears behind Cheerilee while she's not looking
>Kids start cracking up.

For all of his evil persona on the show, Discord really has a heart for the kids. What a guy.

>>32034584
> dem hips
> dat garter
> dat hair
Well now, Rarity is a pretty pony even anthro and humanized.

>>32033356
Deafdefiler was going to read my rapefic... woah. Did you finish it? What did you think? I would like to know that the hours of mental scarring weren't for nothing.

>>32034485
outtakes and bloopers of MLP with the characters.
>>32034356
>>32034471
>Nightmare night scene where Luna and Twilight are first talking alone
>"AND TO USE THIS MUCH VOLUME WHE-" *Choke! Gasp! Cough!*
>"CUT!"
>"I'm sorry, it's really hard to keep that up for so long! Please tell me we're almost to the scene where I talk normally again..."

>>32034342
>That feel when i should be coloring instead of pony and sleeping.

>>32034579
>One outtake where you can see RD humming Guile's Theme as she does the sonic rainboom

>"Cut! Rainbow what are you singing? That's not supposed to be in it!"

>"Sorry, it's just stuck in my head"

>someone fills Twilight's trailer with Parasprite props

>>32034589
>Maverick doctor Scootaloo, MD

Anon last night said he would draw AJ and TS.

Why did you lie to us, Anon.

Why.

>>32034611
>>32033356
>>32033217
rape rape rape rape rape rape rape rape rape rape rape rape rape rape rape rape rape rape rape rape rape rape rape rape rape rape rape rape rape rape rape rape rape rape rape rape rape rape rape rape rape rape rape rape rape rape rape rape rape rape rape rape rape rape rape

rape

>>32034619
>every time the camera pans away she quickly grabs a glass of water and gulps it down

>>32034587
I never thought I'd see the day that I was afraid of someone in an mlp general

>>32034587
I'm 229 pounds, but I'm also 2 inches shorter than you. So I don't really know how that would actually factor into squishiness levels.

HAH YOU ARE NOT HAIRY, LIKE SMOOTH BABBY BOTTOM

>Cutie pox has liek a million outtakes due to the hula hooping
>Applebloom gets wiped out by Snip's hoop, or else gets wiped out by her own hoop
>also the plates constantly fall off
>Twilight getting her face wrecked by the hoop thrown at her
>Rainbow dash falling through the prop cloud because the materials was severed incorrectly

>>32034596
>snorting heroin
HAHAHA

>>32034624

is that you dooks?

if so,
>not coloring

>>32034647
>It's not working so they say fuck it and just add the hoops in post, making the whole scene look absurd

>>32034611
Well, I really liked the build up to it and it had a very nice backstory for the zebras. Pretty good, I would like if you continued it.

>>32034611
Haven't had a chance to finish it, working on a project for a class right now.

>>32034643
...But why would you be afraid of me?

>celestia is secretly a nervous wreck and continually stumbles over her lines

>>32034646
> 260 pounds, 100% fatass behavior, only 20% "you don't look healthy"
> hairy
> get chubby-girl FWB sex on a regular basis
> never alone-pone

>>32034686
BECAUSE HE'S A WUSS

>>32034664
that's what you do with powder heroin, unless you want to shoot up or dissolve it in water and shoot it up your ass

Best outtake here.

>Greetings, Applejack, with coat of orange.

>Fuck, I did it again.

>>32034696
>Celestia has tourettes and stutters.

"T-t-t-t-twi-t-t-TITS"

>>32034686
Because you're bigger than me.
I only know one other person that's taller than me, and he's like a toothpick

>John Goodman pony pulls a fake gun in the bowling alley scene and proceeds to ad-lib the scene from Big Lebowski.

>Other actors trying not to laugh.

>>32034708
>Maybe you can help with this broken....door hinge

>>32034596
>>32034596
>snorting
>heroin
HARDCORE DRUG USING

>Chief Thunderhooves filming a scene from 'Ove A Barrel'
>out of nowhere screams "Special Beam Cannon!"
>CUT!
>Sorry, couldn't resist..."

>David Bowie, completely unannounced, walks onto the set of "A Dog and Pony Show"
>"So, whats going on in here?"

>>32034734
WHAT IS YOUR STATURE, MY HONOR DEMANDS WE COMPARE

>>32034671
Yep, i've been lurking, but then i fell asleep and now it's coloren tiem

>>32034642
>At some point she accidentally splashes the water on her face and the camera pans back to a bemused and wet Luna and laughing Twilight
>"Cut..."

>>32034647
>"So after the forth time someone's nose got broken, we just said 'to hell with it' and decided to make the plates and hoops CGI."

>Fluttershy tokes up between takes

>one time she showed up for work NOT high

>everyone wondered what the fuck was wrong with her and why she was so angry

>The shooting of Lesson Zero had to stop when Twilight accidentaly telefragged Scootaloo. It was a mess.

>The zip line doesn't break during that shot in show stoppers and the CMC all end up stuck in the air until some one can find the ladder to get them down.

>>32034743
>"CUT! Zecora, I think you just need to stay away from the word 'orange'"

>Blooper where Zecora decides to speak in haiku

>>32034696
>>32034732
That makes me giggle, and then really sad.

Once off-stage, she takes off her flowing wig and false tail to reveal what looks like chemo balding.

>>32034767
>They had to bring another one up from storage, its was a real pain

>>32034767
Luckily they had enough footage to make do without her and just piece together what they needed from old lines, especially as they could add a CGI version later