CHILD MOLESTATION GENERALLLLLLLLLL

WHAT DOES RAPE MEAN TO YOU?

>rape

Just wanted to repost my response to the cracked article:

>>32029602
>>32029602
I just wanted to point out one interesting phrase from that article

"misdirected pedophilia"

I like it, because it not only implies that we're all pedophiles, but that we also are too stupid to realize it and go out molesting young girls, as one would expect of a good, natural, American pedophile.

derpy is a very ugly pony

Rape General?

>>32030513
she is

Are we still talking headcannon?

Spike spends time away from the others hoarding a small collection of gems. Since he doesn't have a cave of his own he buries them under the library tree. He's also prone to sleep-eating, and so is trying to find the thief who is stealing his gems, not knowing it's him.

Rarity, in order to get such rare silks, has a deal struck with several monsterous spiders on the fringes of the everfree forest. Sweetiebell is unaware of this.

Celestia's mane is actually grey, and she dyes it regularly. And Rainbow dash's is stark white and similarly dyed.

Pinkie Pie, when truly alone, worries about her weight and tries to dispel those worries with her bright and bubbly attitude.

Angel's head voice is similar to Solid Snake.

Scootaloo is Rainbow Dash's distant cousin, and neither of them know it. Her infatuation with Rainbow Dash is from her parents telling her stories of a talented flier similar to Rainbow Dash.

Applejack regularly has nightmares about giant worms attacking the farm.

Twilight's spells actually backfire more than people know, and she simply double-casts them to be sure. This is the reason for her talent, she's actually doing everything twice.

Lyra and Bonbon fight crime as Sweet Melody and Jawbreaker respectively.

Just some random headcannon stuff I thought of after a few episodes...reposted in the new thread for consideration.

>>32030517
No, 20% Nathan general.

The princesses are actually a fusion of 3 ponies of each type

>>32030503

...and this is why the world hates us?

>>32030459
This pony. What have we come with for her so far?

I've heard:

French/Fancy pony
Third Street Pony
Celestia in Disguise
Imperfect Celestia Clone.

So when did we start using the Bump Limit instead of the Image Limit for making new threads?

So what are the social standings of the mane six? Do we yet know if Cloudsdale is as prestigious a home at Canterlot?

Upper Class Social Elite = Twilight Sparkle (family from Canterlot, born and raised in Canterlot, friends with royalty)

Lower Class Social Elite = Rarity (rich as fuck)

Higher Class = Fluttershy, Rainbow Dash (Cloudsdale)

Lower Class = Pinkie Pie, Applejack (both raised on farms)

>>32030544
Oh my god no way!

>>32030562

'fleur' seems most appropriate i suppose

>>32030555
Probably. It's less that they see us as pedophiles, more that they just don't understand why pedophiles would act like this.

Fleur-de-lis is what kyrospawn called her.

Nathan's thread

fuck you fatfag

move over there:

>>32030432
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>>32030579
They are all low class except for Rarity.

>>32030577

we didnt.

>>32030503
Can't really argue with that.

>>32030577
We were at image limit, mostly.

Just Nathan has to feel super special so he makes his threads early.

>>32030601
So it's pretty much canon now? Ok.

>>32030411
Rainbow Dash is actually a black belt in karate.
She learned it after she dropped out from flight school in frustration (she was close to getting kicked and could have salvaged her grades but pulled the "you can't fire me, I quit!" deal) and spent some time being an even bigger bitch than we've ever seen her.

Finally she meets this kindly old earth pony, she tries to pick a fight with him and he kicks her ass.

Slowly, the recovery process begins, she begins training under him, and finally, one day, he tells her she is ready to fly once more.

And in my head, he would be voiced by George Takei.

whether Applebloom is still learning under her is up for debate though.

This thread is lacking hooves

>>32030579
>Person who owns HUGE amounts of land poorer than some cunt who can only afford a small shop in the middle of nowhere.

You funny guy. I kill you last.

>>32030536

>>32030577
Image limit was reached.

>>32030503

Eh, in full context:

>The male audience is big enough and has been around long enough to alleviate most concerns that the infatuation is seeded in bestiality or misdirected pedophilia.

Basically it's saying that is precisely what we aren't.

Reading the comments on that article I notice that alot of the typical MLP hate comments are getting loads of thumb downs. Always good to be reminded they are the people who get looked down upon.

>>32030604
Nathan got a new trip?
Thank you for the information.

>>32030632
Stop. Just stop. Don't acknowledge it. It was obviously a troll post. Read the rest of them.

>>32030635
>>32030536
>>32030610
Imma bail, too much nathan

>>32030610

Just how much of a shit does Celestia not give?

Centuries of living with pretty much everyone around you kissing your ass regardless of your performance, would instil a strong "fuck it" attitude in anyone.

>>32030535
>Spike
Adorable in ways I didn't know Spike could be.

>Rarity
Ohjesuswhatthefuck

>Celestia and RD
Makes sense, since Nightmare Night I've been thinking the princesses wore enchanted wigs.

>Pinkie Pie
:_:

>Angel
Meh

>Scootaloo
Interesting

>Applejack
I lol'd

>Twilight
Interesting

>Lyra and Bon Bon
wut?

Ah, hello! You don't look Hollow, far from it! I am Solaire of Astora, an adherent of the Lord of Sunlight.

>>32030632
>AJ
>owns anything while granny smith and older brother still alive

>>32030622
Hers are pretty spectacular

>>32030670

>>32030595
I know that's the name we picked, I'm digging for details on the pony herself.

>>32030544
>>32030592
3 ponies of each type, eh.......

>>32030544
AHAHAHAHA
That's retard-
>2 princesses
>traits of all 3 races of ponies
>6 mane cast
>2 of each race
OH MY GOD

OH MY GOD

>>32030687
That's not how social standings work, you retard.

A prince isn't considered lower class because he doesn't inherit the Kingdom until he becomes king.

>>32030686
I killed that faggot the first time I played as a pyromancer.

Also I just met the Celestia of the game. She's pretty hot

>>32030635
I would wear the shirt.

>>32030662
Oh I didn't realize fat fuck changed his thing again. Time to edit those filters

>>32030662
Some guy in a previous thread called me Nathan and everyone is rolling with it.

I am trying my best to ignore it.

>>32030720
Shut up, Nathan.
Stop trying to hide who you really are.

>>32030712
Ah, my favourite sadlestia picture! A whole story can be told just based on it. Too bad I can't write for shit.

>>32030535
along the lines of your Spike theory: after Princess Celestia's defenses against Discord failed, she trusted Twilight to guard the Elements of Harmony, who in turn, gave them to Spike, both to start his horde as well as to safe guard them.

Sometimes her puts them all on because he likes to feel pretty. His favorite to wear is Rainbow Dash's

point of order:

remember back to the start of the previous episode, and rarity says 'what do i like most about canterlot? EVERYTHING'

you can really tell how her VA is having fun with the character with that one sentence

'I'd hate to let them down', likewise

it makes me grin like a dope every time :)

>>32030738
Helol Nathan!

>>32030741
You type just like Nathan.
Same slanted unnatural grammar style.
Same sense of pedophilia oozing from every post.
I can taste you Nathan.
You can't hide.

>>32030728
Dude... dude...

What if, what if...

They fuse in groups of three to become an alicorn super hero.

(Fluttershy, Applejack, Rarity) (Twilight, Rainbow Dash, Pinkie Pie)

AJ is actually sick of her apples. But she doesnt want to ruin her familys image

So she eats them anyway

>>32030656
But that's the best part. Clearly the author hasn't been to the MLPG or he would have simply confirmed the bestiality and pedophilia.

Once again, our little subset of the fanbase is shielded by the larger, mainstream portion. Keikaku doori.

Regulation of the day/night cycle is localized to Equestria, just like the rest of its environment, and does not apply to the rest of the planet. This is accomplished by speeding up or slowing down the passage of time within the area, which is what allowed Luna to extend the night and Discord to rapidly switch from day to night.

COME ON EVERYPONI SMILE SMILE SMILE!

>>32030744

...

Lyra?

If the mane cast had a farting contest who would win?

My vote goes to Pinkie Pie.

>>32030579

>Rarity
>anything but lowest social tier

>>32030779
Shut the fuck up, Nathan.

I can tell this is a scheme to get people to hate some tripfag other than you. Put your trip back on.

Isaac Clarke is best pone.
Post moar.

>That feel when you hate apples but eat them anyway because Applejack would like that

>>32030781
And the CMC fuse into a mini alicorn and they still don't have a cutie mark.

>>32030781
...I kinda want to see this, strangely...

>>32030782
Now you are going to say Dash is not a cunt.

>>32030790
That gigantic smile got me to smile
>mfw

>>32030781
Twilight-RBD-AJ would be superior.

>>32030789
>>32030790
You're not helping dissuade me from my new ship, you two.

>>32030789
>>32030790
Well, fuck

>>32030803
Okay.

>>32030781
>Rarity with AJ
>Twilight with PP
Switch them around or the they would probably kill each other fighting for dominance.

>>32030832
Yes, but that would leave us with a sub-par alicorn super hero in comparison.

>>32030790
>>32030789

>same time

the ship continues to grow stronger

>>32030830
I for one like smiling ponies.

>>32030824

>God, she was just so wet...It was getting everywhere. Rainbow Dash looked at Fluttershy in her ties with mischievous grin. "Why'd you have to that, silly? Now you'll have the clean it up all up!" She grabbed the little filly by the mane and thrust her face into the wet sheets. The pegasus licked up the mixed juices weakly, already exhausted. "Good girl!" Dash praised with a hint of satire, heavily petting her as a reward.

Dash Confirmed for still a cunt.

>>32030835
are we shipping tripfags again?

>>32030789
>hit 'submit'
>60-second countdown starts
>This shows up instead
>make post mentioning it
>countdown starts again
>still no post

>>32030793
Indubitably!

>>32030817
>that feel when you've always loved every sort of apples save for red.

>>32030867
>60 second refresh
What the fuck, man.
10 second master race.

>>32030867
It's okay. You'll get it one day, Deafdefiler, one day.

Just not today, oh goodness no. Today is far too soon.

>>32030888
10 second? Fuck you!

>>32030824
Now you're trying to put words in my mouth

Dirty, dirty words

>>32030888
It checks for new posts every three seconds, but the 'submit' button turns into a sixty-second countdown whenever I 'successfully' post.

So I got the 'u dun gud' notification from the server, but my post never showed up.

>>32030863
I... where i can read this?

>>32030888
30 is where it's at

>>32030824

Dash is not a cunt

She's a bitch, a whore, a faggot.

>>32030741
so are you or aren't you?

>>32030832
>RDB-AJ-Twi
>Super fast, strong, and magical
>Master tier alicorn

>PP-Rarity-FS
>Afraid to be assertive, afraid of getting dirty, can't focus on anything for more than a minute
>Shit tier alicorn

>>32030888
In 10 second fl- no no, I didn't say anything

>>32030759
Have toy ever tried? Do it and let the /co/ judge your shit, may be it will came out decent.

I would wrote the sadfic myself but I cannot into proper english.

>>32030738
>People see Anon wearing the Nathan shirt.

>Give that man a wide berth, a bad motherfucker walks amung us.

>>32030888
>10 seconds
Pff casual scum
Join the 1 second master race
Okay not really
I changed it to 15 second since moot said that that and the preload image option kinda fucks with the servers.

>>32030781
So you are putting The strongest mage, the fastest pegasus and the reality warper in one body?

>>32030781
Switch Pinkie pie with AJ and one alicorn would be a fusion of my three favorite ponies.

Also, more heacanon bullshit:
Rainbow Dash is actually a decently talented architect. She concepted out her own house and does pretty good doodles in the margins of her weather reports.

Unfortunately, she is almost completely oblivious to this as a talent and more just sees it as something she does and will never seriously pursue it.

>>32030861
Smiles on faces

>>32030905
Hey you start with the whole AJ dont like apples its like saying Pinkie dont like parties.

>>32030944
SMILING PONE!

>>32030944
faces with Smiles

>>32030921
I just took this trip to run a pony quest.

>>32030938
Oh, didn't really think about that. I was putting them into personality mixes that would fit, but looking back on it Twibow Pie is kind of overpowered there.

>>32030938
OP, OP!
FUCKING NERF THIS SHIT NOW!

>>32030943

I just realized, but we're NEVER going to fucking see the inside of Rainbows cloud house.

>>32030863
Link please?

>>32030762
I'm going to...acquire that bit of headcannon for myself, thank you.

>>32030956
Dudebro the thread topic was 'stupid headcanon'

I purposefully posted something ridiculous. I don't actually think that.

This thread needs more butts with smiles.

>>32030944
>>32030960
>>32030961
Smiles?

>>32030960
>im going to rape you sweetie belle, just you wait

>>32030984
Yes we are.

>>32030961
>>32030960
>>32030944
I like where this thread is going

>>32030933

Don't remember the guy who posted this, but after I gave up this got me back into it. I think it may have been Faceless.

>>32030956
Or like saying Big Mac doesn't like Ms. Pants.

It's literally all we have of their character, you can't just dismiss it.

>>32031013
I DON'T

>>32030503

I read that article too. Seemed like two VERY FORGIVING paragraphs considering some of the genuinely frightening posts/pics in MLP generals.

The misdirected pedophelia line is not actually insulting fans:
>The male audience is big enough and has been around long enough to alleviate most concerns that the infatuation is seeded in bestiality or misdirected pedophilia.

>They are just adolescent boys who are really enthusiastic about cartoon ponies struggling to learn the meaning of friendship.

It could have been so much worse.

>>32031013
yeah, work it girl!

>>32030996
BUT IM MAD!

>>32031005
Why you have a new trip nathan?

>>32031013
I do too

>>32031021

>>32030788

Hmm... eh. I don't like that one. It makes things WAAAAY too complicated for the rest of the world. I mean, what would that mean for the creatures who live on the border? Would they be subject to some weird paradoxical timey-wimey thing where the day/night cycle is fucked up?

Nah, here's a better one: Celestia and Luna control the Sun and Moon for the entire planet, and other nations are governed by their own Gods/Goddesses that similarly supply a niche that keeps the world going. Without one of these deities, the planet would fall into ruin.

>>32030991
>Skeletal arms.
>Skeletal wrists.
SKELETONS INSIDE OF HUMAN SKIIIINS!

>>32031026
Plushies are cool.

>>32030987

But, I have yet to finish sire!

>>32031041
I'm sorry for you, my friend

okay guys, here's a crazy headcanon, so brace yourselves: in my headcanon Spike has a crush on Rarity.

>>32031050
is the thumbnail a little off to anyone else?

>>32031005
You seem like a Nathan.
I can tell due to the tripcode and having seen quite a few Nathans in my time.

>>32031050
Twilight, why are you so adorable?

>>32031050
The fuck happened my post thumbnail

>not eating your little pony
>paris, 1870

>>32030535
Your headcanon is mine now, Anon! MUHAHAHA

>>32031044
Yeah, it's not bestiality at all. More like Xenopillia

>>32030503
I molested girls like you once, but then I took a Misdirect to the knee.

>>32031078
Do you have a name or something so i can track you?

>>32031082

>>32031044

Yes, but he still SAID it. That plants the seed of doubt in people's minds, you know. It's a psychological technique.

>>32030984
NOT WITH THAT KIND OF ATTITUDE

>>32031082
you lie

>>32031082
Bullshit.

Time for Ponyz?!!!

>>32031078
Have you ever written anything else? Because I like your style.

>>32031078
Then finish before I make you finish!

>>32031044
Well it's subtle. The author is saying that, despite what SOOOOME people are saying, it's not true.

But I don't think anyone really said that before him. So he's creating an idea just to deny it, an idea that actually has some basis in fact.

In any case I wish it HAD been worse. Bronies are annoying as fuck and they'd shut up about their hobby if people associated them with horse fuckers and pedophiles.

>>32031082

>>32031107
awesome! the more people support this, the more likely i see art of rarity dealing with giant spiders to get golden silk in exchange for suitors she didn't like. The spiders are actually huge black widows

>>32031130

She doesn't want anyone to see the inside because it's completely filthy. Empty pizza boxes and dirty dishes everywhere!

>try to look up hay recipes to try
>so i can be like pone
>turns out hay is poisonous for human

well aint that some shit

>>32031183
Just like my home!

>>32031113
I used to play WoW like you once, but then I took a dragon to my sweet roll.

>>32031177
The spiders need to have an adorable foreign accent. They gossip over their meals.

>>32031183
Me and Dash have something in common after all!

>>32031188
autismal as fuck

>>32030923
The former would probably be best for power (strength, flight, high-powered magic), and the latter for support needs (Fluttershy's knowledge of healing combined with Rarity's comparatively weaker, yet more precise and clinical magic, and finally offset by Pinkie's precognition).

>>32031082
You sick motherfucker

>>32031177
But my headcanon says that they are British spiders who are actually well behaved and true gentlemen
And they don't eat ponies

Can I make an request?
I want an wallpapirs. One of each of the Mane Six, and one for the CMC. That was I can have a different background every day of the week. PLZ??

>>32031188

You're an idiot.

>>32031205

What foreign accent would a spider have?

I say Russian, just because Russian spiders would be badass

GAME TIME:

1. Open the EIGHTH image in your pony folder in any image editor (MS Paint is fine).
2. Go to http://www.quotationspage.com/random.php3
3. Paste the top quotation onto the image.
4. Post results!

>>32031116

Yeah, usually go by Holla Jolla, but I'm too lazy to put on my trip and my wizard hat. I haven't really written any other shit though....and I think you might be the same guy that actually requested this fic. Fucking ducking behind cars because it's taken me a week to write like 1000 words.

>>32031205

dude, you just know they'd be russian

can't have spiders talking if they ain't Boris and Natascha

More headcanon bullshit:
Twilight would be considered Indian by our standards and Rarity actually has ancestry to Pony Gypsies.

The reason for this is because that ancient Greeks believed Unicorns came from India. (and if I recall, the Romani people are also believed to have come from India.)

>>32031143
>>32031145
well it IS "headcanon BULLSHIT". We all know Spike crushes on Applejack.

Equestria is racially segregated, to a minor degree.

Alicorns Are Above...
Unicorns Are Above...
Pegausi Are Above....
Earth Ponies.

There is no shame in having friends outside of your "kind" but working for someone of a lower caste, or having intimate relations with them, is considered QUITE shameful.

>>32031113
Well we all know the leading cause of child molestation: sexy children

>>32031224
>Giant female British spiders gossiping over a meal of dead suitor pony while crocheting

>>32031238
>>32031246

Russian spiders confirmed for canon

>>32031242
Im not the requester but i have a boner and i like your stuff so...

>>32031226

Fuck you. Write like a normal person, then you can make a request.

>>32031240
BUT THAT'S SO MUCH EFFORT!

>>32030933
>but I cannot into proper english
That's the exact reason I don't even try. Being russian sucks. Well, it's not like I could write a decent story even in my native language.

>>32031224
>rarity having tea with giant spiders with top hat and monocles
SOMEONE FUCKING DRAW THIS

>>32031205
Ooh, yeah! Maybe brit

>>32031224
Well I'm good with either, but I'm sold on the british accent.

>>32031238
>>32031246
But these two could be on to something.

>>32031266
>>32031268
I am so pleased with how this turned out

>>32031240
Which folder, as I have around twenty in my possession.

>>32031268

speaking of russian stereotypes, someone post up that gif of pinkie doing her 'evil enchantress' dance in a russian getup

it makes me lol

>>32031268
Russian spiders would be total bros.

>>32030411
Celestia has long since given up bothering to rule Equestria. She does her sun-raising shtick, of course, because it's needed to keep the place running. But the actual governing of the Principality she leaves up to the unicorns who make up the Royal Court.

The Royal Court is an oligarchy of the heads of various ruling unicorn families, who fight over influence and control of the government with all the viciousness of Rennaissance Italian nobility. Of course, all of this is kept well out of sight of the general populace, and everything is done "in the name of the Princess".

Celestia herself regards the Court as a source of amusement and repeatedly screws with them, giving her nod of approval to some courtiers and denying it to others, causing them to rise and fall seemingly at random. She's been doing this for centuries now, and has become quite sophisticated in her manipulations, sometimes playing gambits that run for generations.

Twilight Sparkle is one of the few ponies to come along who has actually interested the Princess, and she>>32030411
is at the center of her current set of gambits. Most of the show's plot we see is actually Celestia using Twilight as a pawn for her own amusement.

Guess who it is

>>32031242
>implying slow writing is a bad thing

I mean shit, I tend to just sit down and start writing, but taking your time to make sure every word is right is probably a better way to go about it. The only time people care about speed rather than quality is while they're waiting, and that's a much shorter time than all the time that comes after you're done.

>>32031240

>>32031177
>black widows
>not godtier Golden Orb Weavers
Seriously?

>>32031297
Your root folder, or your folder most likely to make the combination of image/quote funny.

>>32031240
the fuck

>>32031294

>>32031240

>You will never read Cupcakes: The Aftermath.
>Where Dash is brought back to life as a cyborg and finds a way to free Pinkie from the evil demon that possessed her to kill Dash. This renders Pinkie blind or some shit, and they have lesbian butt babies for some fucking reason.
>And Dash has a jetpack because we cannot allow this shit to not go full Sonic fandom.

>Despite the fact that you will never read it, or the fact that it does not yet exist, there is fanart.
http://ponibooru.413chan.net/post/list/cupcakes/24

>>32030579
Please stop using the "mane" six. I'm going to have to internet punch the next person that says that.

>>32031240

>>32031341
Oh please. Rarity would have a Mac.

>>32031305
Jesus Christ how horrifying.

>>32031296
What if, now bear with me here, but what if the spiders had Swedish accents?

>>32031242
I request a fic like that for weeks and no one ever take it! At least someone else did it and you take the request.

>>32031297
>20 folders
>I have 256
I may have went a little overboard with organizing the,

>>32031368
>Implying that's not you

>>32031368

naw, that's the spa ponies

>>32031355

mane six.

>filename

I honestly did not expect it to fit.

>>32031364
>>32031346
Kinda fits

>that feel when you're legitimately considering blowing off coursework for a day to get started on mind control clopfiction

Somewhere my life went wrong. I can't pinpoint where, but I know it started about a year ago.

>>32031240

>There will never be a season finale that ends with a montage of Fluttershy running a zoo and petting an aged Angel, Rainbow Dash flying with the Wonderbolts in costume and laughing, Twilight wearing the Princess's necklace and talking to her own pupil while a giant Spike is curled up in the corner of the throne room, Applejack supervising the building of a new mansion with a completely revamped farm and tons of workers, Rarity making a dress in a fantastic shop in Canterlot with crowds of fancy ponies crowding around to watch, Pinkie Pie running a new and improved Sugarcube Corner next to Rarity's store, and it won't end in a scene of the mane six laughing in a bath together that turns into a still frame. Cut to credits.

>>32031368
What if the spiders all sounded like Rosco?

>>32031240
The website isn't loading for some reason...

>>32031188
http://homecooking.about.com/library/weekly/blflowers.htm

>yfw English Daisies are edible and delicious, but daffodils will kill you
>yfw this means you can never be like Twilight and eat a Daisy-and-Daffodil sandwich.

>>32031321
>mfw a strand of web from the Golden Orb Weaver spider a centimeter thick can stop a fighter jet from taking off of an aircraft carrier.

>>32031321
I know nothing about spiders, sadly, but those are scary as hell...

>>32031368
>swedish spiders
>they're secretly Lotus and Aloe
Ogodogodogod!

>>32030984
My picture got ponified I see.
have a gus riding rainbowdash

>>32030535
>pony dreams

There has to be a trope name for this but you know how in some series they show a character sleeping, talking to themselves in their sleep about something happening in their dream, which continues throughout the series and only later on it's revealed that the dreams are actually based on something that "happened a long time ago" (after which no-one ever discusses it again)?

That.

>>32031436
I didn't know flowers and hay were poisonous, I thought we just didn't eat them because they lacked meat.

Now I can trick annoying kids into poisoning themselves! Thanks, internet.

>>32031461

>>32030790

>>32031240

>>32031240
Goddamn, that should not have taken that long.

That's what I get for starting up Photoshop...

>>32031461
Every picture gets ponified.

Every.

One.

>>32031436
Here's some random quotes for you to choose from:

...happiness gives us the energy which is the basis of health.
Henri-Frédéric Amiel

You can discover what your enemy fears most by observing the means he uses to frighten you.
Eric Hoffer (1902 - 1983)

Never confuse movement with action.
Ernest Hemingway (1899 - 1961)

Contrary to general belief, I do not believe that friends are necessarily the people you like best, they are merely the people who got there first.
Peter Ustinov (1921 - 2004)

The weak can never forgive. Forgiveness is the attribute of the strong.
Mahatma Gandhi

>>32031403
well isn't it mostly finals and exams right now?
Admittedly we both should be studying.

>>32031483
IT BEGINS

>>32031368
God fucking damnit.
Does anyone honestly believe this to not be Nathan?
I mean...
COME ON!

>>32030789

>>32031355
Yeah, that's one of those things I try to skirt around, as well. Horse puns are okay in the context of the show, but when the fandom tries to adopt them, they turn into something painful to type out. Thing is, most substitutes either look or sound just as awkward or, in the case of "main characters," are far too technical to bear repeated usage for multiple sentences.

Feels weird, man.

Here's mine.

>>32031414
Good.

Something like that would probably physically hurt me.

>>32031483
HI THERE!

FACE HERE!

>>32031489
>ending a sentence with a preposition
how like the French.

>>32031463
Wait, you mean the applejack thing, right?
Giant worms from the everfree forest attacked the apple family farms when applejack was a filly, and was responsible for her parents' disappearance?

>>32031498
>New Tripfag.
>Already knows several /co/ pony thread memes and customs.
Yep, no Nathan here.

>>32031240
OK I DUNNO

>>32031474
Not all flowers are poisonous, same are quite tasty.

>>32031533
I took this trip to run a pony quest.

>>32031535
>Rainbow Dash has no imagination

>>32031554
was that quest to be nathan?

>>32031546
i dont get it

>>32031554
Are you running it at this moment?

>>32031563
Who would want to play that?

>>32031554
Then why haven't you got rid of it?
No self respecting anon would keep a trip for longer than needed.

>>32031535
>imagination
>/co/'s buzzword

>>32031565

>>32030411
Pegasus pony and unicorn pony philosophers have argued, repeatedly and at great lengths, whether the princess ponies are winged unicorns or horned pegasi. Earth pony philosophers think these discussions are remarkably stupid.

Pinkie Pie moved to Ponyville in an attempt to discover the source of the Sonic Rainboom and learn their ways of spreading joy. This is why she's so infatuated with Dash.

Celestia stopped wearing the Elements of Harmony because they rejected her - ever since she attempted to banish her only friend to eternal solitude, the Element of Loyalty has hated her.

Nightmare Moon was going to cover the land in darkness as an elaborate suicide. She had no illusions about whether the world could live without a sun, but the rejection of her Generosity broke her spirit and broke her mind.

Rainbow Dash would be snapped up in a second by the Wonderbolts if she only dared to ask.

>>32031497
yeah that too, but those aren't for weeks!

>>32031584
what are you trying to communicate

>>32031573
>>32031577
Fair enough.

Just lazy, I guess.

>>32031403
>mind control
I'm gonna need some detail on that but for now.

>>32031577
>Self respecting Anon.
>Self respecting.

How long time will it take for Bill O'Reilly to rant about My Little Ponies?

>>32031584
RarityxCelestia is now a cannon ship.

So.
Fluffy's streaming Dan Vs.
http://www.livestream.com/fluffy__butts

>>32031494
>>32031240
...I wish I hadn't decided to play this game.

>>32031626
>ship
>canon

Don't be a Zutaran, Anonymous.

>>32031619

it's in the dictionary, under 'creepy'

>>32031623
He has to battle Glen Beck for it.

>>32031623
I hope it's soon, I love fox news

>>32031643
>that picture
why.

>>32031648

Don't you mean 'really hot'?

>>32031619
Well, there's depressingly little misuse of the want-it-need-it spell

>>32031643
That is... nice?

>>32031623
Dunno. Are Hasbro and Fox affiliated in any way?

>>32031623
2012, summer.

>>32031584
This I like

>>32031657

>rape

>>32031659

that's two words, dummy

dictionaries don't work that way

>>32031643
It had to be said at least once.

>>32031643

My... god.

>>32031677
>Twilight having an allergic reaction.jpeg

>>32030920
MY PANCREAS!

>>32031686

I'm going to be honest with you.

I can't read

>>32031240
;_;

>>32031700
>to my penis

>>32031623
I'm pretty sure Fox has already covered how it's all a communist plot to emasculate young American men.

>>32031649
Didn't they finally fire him?

>>32031716

>>32031240
Welp.

>>32031723
Naw, they gave him his own network.

>>32031700

>>32031533
Shit, earlier he was claiming to have been around when "Cloydes" was invented.

>>32031716
...Fuck, that is a fucking downer.

>>32031716

Well, shit. That quote kind of turned the emotion of that pic on it's head. It seems almost like the kind of quote that would be appropriate for AFTER he dies rather than before.

>>32031478

>open pony folder for 8th image

Didn't specify WHICH folder, so I just went ahead and used Discord which I thought fit pretty well.

>>32031765
We really need a picture of RD and Rainicorn brohoofing.
...sishoofing?

>>32031786
I think you meant to say 'doin it'

>>32031781
>posting a cap of your own post

>>32031663
Oh right that one.
I suppose it could be written less creepy than what I thought.

>>32031781

>Shitting and pissing at the same time

That shit is hard to do, nigger

>>32031712

but no, really, i don't understand the whole mind control thing

that ain't intimacy, son, may as well just go jerk off onto a pillow

Do you think Celestia uses growth hormones? Why is she so fucking big?

>>32031820
no I'm pretty sure that's entirely your idea.

>>32031722

Well, duh. Ponies are based on dexroamino-acids. Severe allergic reactions are to be expected, and in fact any ingested organic materials will produce an enhanced reaction. Anapalactic shock is also possible.

Be thankful that she chose not to- *ahem*... injest.

>>32031833
What were you thinking?

>>32031846
>magic

>>32031846
Because she's actually a horse.

>>32031752

Smile, smile, smile!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AFRbTaP0DGo

>>32031240
Huh.

>>32031840
>implying it's about intimacy

>>32031850

Mordin, get off 4chan and get back to work.

>>32031836
But at the same time, how often have you gone to take a shit and not end up pissing in the same session? It might not be at the same time, but it's always in the same sitting.

>>32031858
All ponies are horses though

>>32031846
Whenever a pony is in charge, the ambient psychic energies of their underlings conspire to make them grow ever larger.

>>32031830
>my own post
oh you.
this is me posting a cap of my own post.
>>32031836
intriguing.

>>32031849
So it is...so it is

/r/ing drawfag

>>32031240
I was adamant about doing this, but I looked at my results out of curiosity and was surprised enough with how well it fit to go through with it.

>>32031840
>domination/mind control/forced X
>intimacy
pick one

>>32031240
Not sure if this works, but I like it.

>>32031893
but not all horses are ponies

Like all chefs are both chefs and bakers but a baker is a baker is a baker.

>>32031872
...yaaaaayyyy

>>32031840
It's not so much about mind control to me as it is controlling the body with the mind left intact.

Like that command song from Wind Waker? That + Medli = all my boners.

Vanilla mind control would be fun too because you could try out all sorts of things, but body control is where it's at.

>>32031855
Something a lot worse.
But I'm not gonna write it down.
Because I don't like it.

>>32031840

I haven't been able to understand why I'm aroused by half of the things I am.

I think it's just how depraved it is

So yeah, here's my bullshit idea for my stupid MLP/Mario crossover, explaining why Peach would be coming to Equestria to do politics, and a bit of a backstory that fits the Mushroom Kingdom into the MLP universe.
>When Discord ruled, chaos spread all around the world, blah blah.
>When Celestia and Luna defeated him, some places weren't completely cured of his magic.
>The Mushroom Kingdom is one of these places that is still slightly affected by Discord's original rule.
>Because of this, it has unique natural resources not found in Equestria.
>Demand typically isn't that high for Mushroom Kingdom resources in Equestria, mainly because their isn't a lot of contact between the two kingdoms, save for a small Toad/Earth Pony settlement called Mareshroom Beach. Not a lot of Equestrians know about the types of things found in the MK.

>The storm that stripped the Tanooki Tree in 3D Land blew a large amount of Tanooki Leaves into Equestria.
>When Earth Ponies and Unicorns found them and were able to fly, demand suddenly skyrocketed.
>Mareshroom Beach is the only place able to recieve shipments from the Mushroom Kingdom, and being such a small place, it can't recieve a lot at a time.
>Peach is coming to Equestria to discuss with Celestia the possibility of putting money into expanding Mareshroom Beach, and making it able to recieve more from the MK.

>>32031657
>>32031670
>>32031696
>>32031699
I saved it a long time ago as a joke, it just happened to kick me in the teeth now.

>>32031942
>not being able to understand

This is the worst feel

>>32031906
Why is there a leak in my roof?

How can I pone without magic?

>>32031857

>that's not a satisfying answer

>i must have a concrete, well-fleshed out canon to fulfil the need for structure i am sorely missing in my daily existence

>every question must have an answer, anything else is invalid DEATH OF THE AUTHOR

i just ... um

>>32031929
>It's not so much about mind control to me as it is controlling the body with the mind left intact.

rape, you mean. that is literal rape

i don't find that particularly sexy either

(but thanks for not spraying MORALFAG words at me though)

>>32031929
>that feel when even though it ends up as rape anyway, you can't like body control because they know they don't like it

>>32031880

Hmm, I suppose I should. It will give me time to examine the presence of an unexpected sexually transmitted disease that has infected one of the crewmates. This one should be exclusive to cockatrices...

The implications of this are unpleasant to say the least.

>>32031786
RD and Lady rainicorn would make a bitchin crossover. I'm surprised it hasn't been done.throw Jake in for good measure?

>>32031942
I discovered I had a mind control fetish when I was 8. In a class, watching a video. I did not understand those feelings, nor what the fuck that feeling in my pants was. I thought I was ill.

>>32031993
If the mind consents, it isn't rape

>>32031240

>>32031998
Use your control to suppress pain and stimulate the pleasure centers of their brain. Cloud their mind with endorphins and estrogen.

>>32032025
>that feel when Lady Rainicorn has a nicer voice than any of the characters on FiM

>>32032031
Would you let Twilight tinker with your mind, /co/?

What if she promised she'd put you back, save for any changes you'd like her to make while she's in there?

>>32032061
Nope, I don't like the prospect of people messing with my mind.

>>32032061
I'd let Twilight poke around inside me any day.

>>32032025
Jake and Winona?

>>32031993

>i don't find that particularly sexy either

I hear you, man, to each his own

I don't get off to violent rape though, just the whole non-consenting part

I went for an interview today! Soon I will be able to buy a tablet, but they only have two kinds at the store. Should I get the $50 one or the $70 one?

>>32031716
goddammit...
Also in my headcanon, the main six will be raised to the status of alicorn Princesses to rule alongside Luna and Celestia and they all live happily ever after including spike who never has to lose his own family! Shut up! you can't take this head canon from me!

oh, also, ponies live quite a bit longer than humans.

Unicorns live the longest, assisted by magic, Earth ponies are a close second, and no one honestly knows how old Pegasi can get due to their general view of death.
Pegasi have a Viking view of death, but it need not be battle so much as one last act to achieve glory for when 'they sense their time coming'. Either way, the death of a pegasus is a spectacular affair and shared in story for generations if not eons.

Earth Ponies accept death as just part of the natural cycle of life, when one life ends, another begins, and the world continues to turn.

Meanwhile, Unicorns, due to their disposition for using magic for arts or science, generally end up dying in some accident and thus have come to see death as an inevitable, but no less inconvenient occupational hazard.
>"Now i'll NEVER know if Rarity and I can make fireproof outfits!"
>"Of all the projects we could have died while working on, this is the WORST! POSSIBLE! THING!"

This little disposition of Unicorns has pegasi view them in rivalry, especially due to a some unicorns dying in rather spectacular explosions that have changed the landscape of Equestria.

>>32032090
If i introduce a third option in there that is more expensive than the $70 dollar tablet you'd probably buy the $70 one.

>>32032061

Fluttershy's stare provides a much scarier mindfucking.

Twilight would only rewire your brain, Fluttershy's stare would rewire your self.

>>32031993
Yeah, it really is. It's the kind of rape even I won't touch, because it screws up the mind just as much (if not more than) the body.

>>32032087
What if it was Twilight, finally snapping, and using her powerful horn to hold somebody in place, them powerless to fight back as she has her way with them, letting them scream but holding the vibrations in the air still, so nobody can hear them

>>32032090
GET THE $50 ONE AND THEN GIVE ME THE $20 AND THE $50 TABLET

>>32032061
...Only if she promised not to look at my memories. Any of them.

>>32032122
>implying there's a distinction

>>32032061
Twilight stares deep into your eyes, you feel a slight pull inside your head. Some things become more clear and cause you to better understand on topics that you otherwise felt that you knew but didn't quite understand. Then there is also a feeling of loss as some memories start to fade away and eventually that loss is replaced by regret. Memories that you once had are now gone or were they really there in the first place?

>>32032125
but you love all rape! it's your thing.

>>32032122
Twilight would go in with a screwdriver and soldering iron and make the changes she wants. Fluttershy would go in with a sledgehammer and break you until you're hers.

>>32032031

disagreement

comes down to be being uncomfortable with the idea of denying someone agency (to put it clinically, i suppose)

seems kind of selfish

>>32032125

>you will never give your mind to someone else, a gesture of complete submittal

>>32032152
What memories? For a moment, you thought the last year was getting a bit fuzzy, but now you remember it just as clearly as you should. You and Twilight's first date, the first time you said I love you, and the first time you meant it. Clear as day, as if they happened yesterday. Looking back up at her, the subtle glow around her horn fading, you kiss her on the cheek and ask "What's up, Twi?". Nothing, she says. Everything is just perfect.

>>32032205
nope, get your own mind.

>>32032122
Stare is temporary, very light control. She'll make you stop doing something, and it gives much more weight to her words, but there needs to be a credible threat behind it (I'll tell your mother) and since this is Fluttershy, the usual 'give me head, and if you bite I'll break your teeth' wouldn't be credible.

>>32032154
Nope, as soon as permanent harm comes into play (teeth/bone breaking, anything above bruising and rope burn really) it changes from 'something I fap to and enjoy' to 'something I fap to and feel sick about later'.

>>32030411
I don't really have one fanon theory. I just think of what would be interesting if it were true. Something you could hang a story around, that you could expand and create and weave into something grand

What if Celestia and Luna were born as Earth Ponies?
What if Discord was the original Element of Laughter?
What if Discord and Celestia liked each other as kids?
What if Kirin was the Japanese equivalent to ponies, like zebra are African, or native Americans are buffalo?
What if Derpy's eyes pierce the veil of reality?
What if the mane six were being groomed to be future princesses of Equestria?
What if Pinkie loved Dash?

Those are my fanons. Whatever I think is interesting.

>>32032224
>permanent harm
If she puts you back, there's no harm done. If she doesn't, you don't care anyway.

>>32032216
Thank you Anon, I had no idea where I was going with that.

>>32032224
>Nope, as soon as permanent harm comes into play (teeth/bone breaking, anything above bruising and rope burn really) it changes from 'something I fap to and enjoy' to 'something I fap to and feel sick about later'.

congratulations, you're an ordinary person with a mostly-healthy outlook towards yourself and others

(i am also experimenting with a tripcode, excuse me)

>>32032224

>temporary, very light control

It stopped a rampaging dragon in it's tracts, and then he left and never returned

the worst thing about it is when she plants ideas in your head, you think they're your own ideas.

>>32032240
That part was on a different subject (hence being after a different post reference).

>>32032224
>something I fap to and feel sick about later
that is my fetish though

>>32032252

don't join the ranks of the tripfaggots!

>>32032240
>you don't care anyway
That doesn't make it right.
Anything may happen, but not a single fucking pony, idiot, dictator or alligator is touching my mind.

>>32032257
Hey it's like that movie

>>32032152
"You guys, you really think he'd be happier not knowing he came from Trottingham as an orphan?"
"Sure as shootin', sugarcube. He has a real good home here, no reason for him to remember pain and sadness."
"And there's nothing bleaker than an orphanage. Terrible color coordination there."
"... If you're sure ..."

> Twilight succumbs to peer pressure
> Pip loses memories, gains security he's never quite felt before
> ... No one suffers for it. Screw you, D.A.R.E.

>>32032224
I don't think you truly understand how terrifying the Stare is. Even knowing its Fluttershy behind the Stare, it is still so powerful as to override logic. Hell, it even overrides reality, as it stopped a cockatrice dead in its tracks.

>>32032252
> experimenting with a tripcode
AND I THOUGHT WE COULD BE FRIENDS

>>32032257
Indeed. Dragons seem to be very proud creatures, if this was "light" or "temporary", it'd have come back pissed. It did neither. It's probably the nicest fucking dragon in the world right now.

>>32031240


you know, this seems oddly fitting.

>>32032252
>experimenting with foreign substances like tripcodes

Your parents are worried about you.

>>32032278
You think that now, but give her a few minutes...

Is it right then? No, absolutely not. But who's going to fight your corner, if you won't?

>>32032292

He has memories of hording gems and blanketing villages in smoke, then he remembers how that tiny yellow pony just explained the error of his ways to him. It all made so much sense, he decided to never be a dick ever again. Not that he had a choice

Here, have this.

>mind control fetishists
Well, this has certainly been enlightening.
If you'll all excuse me, I'm off to have nightmares about my new phobia.

why can't I enjoy anything any more, why can't I pony

please kill me

>>32032287
The Stare didn't stop the cockatrice, it just added weight to her words and overrided his ability to think 'but wait, if she's stone I don't have to worry about her telling my mother'. She still needs to make her demands known, but that means she needs both her eyes and mouth for it to work (i.e., it has both Expression and Verbal components, making Heavy Armor a very bad idea for her).

>>32032335
I know the context of the video, but still
> Snapple leads to suicide
110% of the time.

There's your problem.

>>32032325
You see, if things look like they're going that way, I evacuate myself from the premises.
I just won't be there to be fooled with.

>>32032354
Wait, what?

>>32032326
>>32032292
I personally like to think that the reason he didn't kill them all for annoying him was because they reminded him of the pony who raised him, who looked a lot like Fluttershy, and he just listened to her out of habit.

>>32032271
>>32032291
>>32032323

what have i doooooneeee

>img_rainbowdash_my_life_is_ruined.pdf

>>32032345
If something elevates words from "The pathetic shouting of my prey" to "The word of god", it's still pretty goddamn powerful

>>32032225
>What if Celestia and Luna were born as Earth Ponies?
There's a legend in Japanese Mythology saying an animal becomes mystical after living for so long. Maybe as part of royal lineage the sisters start as Earth Ponies and gain power as they reach enlightenment?

>What if Discord was the original Element of Laughter?
It makes sense. The villains of MLP seem to be corrupted in some way, so this would tie into it.

>What if Discord and Celestia liked each other as kids?
Sounds neat. Also explains why she turned him to stone instead of outright destroying him (ignoring the kid-friendly ideals of the show)

>What if Kirin was the Japanese equivalent to ponies, like zebra are African, or native Americans are buffalo?
Also nice. I'd like to see they messing with twilight's western magic with their eastern silliness.

>What if Derpy's eyes pierce the veil of reality?
"Stanky old Pegasus Eyes"

>What if the mane six were being groomed to be future princesses of Equestria?
A hell of an ending to the series. Twilight is the new teacher, with the CMC being the main characters of the new series focused around them.

>What if Pinkie loved Dash?
Meh...It would tie-in with her seeing the Rainboom as a filly, and influences her preferences in the ideal mate later on...

>>32032345
The way I recall, she didn't say anything at first, and the stare was powerful enough to slow, then reverse the cockatrice, much to its confusion. The talking came after Fluttershy proved she was the baddest ass starer of all. Stare Master, even.

>>32032369
And that'll work, if Twilight cares about your opinion. She certainly does, now, but if ever she snaps again, well, you can't run if you're being held a foot off the ground

>>32032377
It's okay, I went there once too, it's not too late to come back! I even contribute art and fics anonymously now!
There are other alternatives to tripfagging!

>>32032225
>What if Pinkie loved Dash?

Pinkie already loves Dashie, silly!