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    249 KB MLP General Phobetor !!KwxFJwFa7XG 12/05/11(Mon)15:43 No.32030411  
    Fan theory and head canon thread, let's get some discussion and world speculation going. Anything goes, no matter the plausibility. Just be prepared to defend it.

    Cute ponies are fine too.
    >> Anonymous 12/05/11(Mon)15:44 No.32030448
    CHILD MOLESTATION GENERALLLLLLLLLL
    >> Anonymous 12/05/11(Mon)15:44 No.32030459
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    >> Anonymous 12/05/11(Mon)15:45 No.32030471
    WHAT DOES RAPE MEAN TO YOU?
    >> Anonymous 12/05/11(Mon)15:45 No.32030474
    >rape
    >> Anonymous 12/05/11(Mon)15:46 No.32030503
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    Just wanted to repost my response to the cracked article:

    >>32029602
    >>32029602
    I just wanted to point out one interesting phrase from that article

    "misdirected pedophilia"

    I like it, because it not only implies that we're all pedophiles, but that we also are too stupid to realize it and go out molesting young girls, as one would expect of a good, natural, American pedophile.
    >> Anonymous 12/05/11(Mon)15:46 No.32030513
    derpy is a very ugly pony
    >> Anonymous 12/05/11(Mon)15:46 No.32030517
    Rape General?
    >> Anonymous 12/05/11(Mon)15:47 No.32030525
    >>32030513
    she is
    >> Anonymous 12/05/11(Mon)15:47 No.32030535
    Are we still talking headcannon?

    Spike spends time away from the others hoarding a small collection of gems. Since he doesn't have a cave of his own he buries them under the library tree. He's also prone to sleep-eating, and so is trying to find the thief who is stealing his gems, not knowing it's him.

    Rarity, in order to get such rare silks, has a deal struck with several monsterous spiders on the fringes of the everfree forest. Sweetiebell is unaware of this.

    Celestia's mane is actually grey, and she dyes it regularly. And Rainbow dash's is stark white and similarly dyed.

    Pinkie Pie, when truly alone, worries about her weight and tries to dispel those worries with her bright and bubbly attitude.

    Angel's head voice is similar to Solid Snake.

    Scootaloo is Rainbow Dash's distant cousin, and neither of them know it. Her infatuation with Rainbow Dash is from her parents telling her stories of a talented flier similar to Rainbow Dash.

    Applejack regularly has nightmares about giant worms attacking the farm.

    Twilight's spells actually backfire more than people know, and she simply double-casts them to be sure. This is the reason for her talent, she's actually doing everything twice.

    Lyra and Bonbon fight crime as Sweet Melody and Jawbreaker respectively.

    Just some random headcannon stuff I thought of after a few episodes...reposted in the new thread for consideration.
    >> Anonymous 12/05/11(Mon)15:47 No.32030536
    >>32030517
    No, 20% Nathan general.
    >> Anonymous 12/05/11(Mon)15:47 No.32030544
    The princesses are actually a fusion of 3 ponies of each type
    >> Anonymous 12/05/11(Mon)15:47 No.32030555
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    >>32030503

    ...and this is why the world hates us?
    >> Phobetor !!KwxFJwFa7XG 12/05/11(Mon)15:48 No.32030562
    >>32030459
    This pony. What have we come with for her so far?

    I've heard:

    French/Fancy pony
    Third Street Pony
    Celestia in Disguise
    Imperfect Celestia Clone.
    >> Anonymous 12/05/11(Mon)15:48 No.32030577
    So when did we start using the Bump Limit instead of the Image Limit for making new threads?
    >> Anonymous 12/05/11(Mon)15:48 No.32030579
    So what are the social standings of the mane six? Do we yet know if Cloudsdale is as prestigious a home at Canterlot?

    Upper Class Social Elite = Twilight Sparkle (family from Canterlot, born and raised in Canterlot, friends with royalty)

    Lower Class Social Elite = Rarity (rich as fuck)

    Higher Class = Fluttershy, Rainbow Dash (Cloudsdale)

    Lower Class = Pinkie Pie, Applejack (both raised on farms)
    >> Anonymous 12/05/11(Mon)15:49 No.32030592
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    >>32030544
    Oh my god no way!
    >> Mediocre 12/05/11(Mon)15:49 No.32030595
    >>32030562

    'fleur' seems most appropriate i suppose
    >> Anonymous 12/05/11(Mon)15:49 No.32030600
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    >>32030555
    Probably. It's less that they see us as pedophiles, more that they just don't understand why pedophiles would act like this.
    >> Anonymous 12/05/11(Mon)15:49 No.32030601
    Fleur-de-lis is what kyrospawn called her.
    >> Anonymous 12/05/11(Mon)15:49 No.32030604
    Nathan's thread

    fuck you fatfag

    move over there:

    >>32030432
    >>32030432
    >>32030432
    >>32030432
    >>32030432
    >>32030432
    >>32030432
    >>32030432
    >>32030432
    >>32030432
    >>32030432
    >> Anonymous 12/05/11(Mon)15:49 No.32030606
    >>32030579
    They are all low class except for Rarity.
    >> Anonymous 12/05/11(Mon)15:49 No.32030607
    >>32030577

    we didnt.
    >> Anonymous 12/05/11(Mon)15:49 No.32030610
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    >>32030503
    Can't really argue with that.
    >> Anonymous 12/05/11(Mon)15:49 No.32030618
    >>32030577
    We were at image limit, mostly.

    Just Nathan has to feel super special so he makes his threads early.
    >> Anonymous 12/05/11(Mon)15:50 No.32030620
    >>32030601
    So it's pretty much canon now? Ok.
    >> Anonymous 12/05/11(Mon)15:50 No.32030621
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    >>32030411
    Rainbow Dash is actually a black belt in karate.
    She learned it after she dropped out from flight school in frustration (she was close to getting kicked and could have salvaged her grades but pulled the "you can't fire me, I quit!" deal) and spent some time being an even bigger bitch than we've ever seen her.

    Finally she meets this kindly old earth pony, she tries to pick a fight with him and he kicks her ass.

    Slowly, the recovery process begins, she begins training under him, and finally, one day, he tells her she is ready to fly once more.

    And in my head, he would be voiced by George Takei.

    whether Applebloom is still learning under her is up for debate though.
    >> Anonymous 12/05/11(Mon)15:50 No.32030622
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    This thread is lacking hooves
    >> Anonymous 12/05/11(Mon)15:50 No.32030632
    >>32030579
    >Person who owns HUGE amounts of land poorer than some cunt who can only afford a small shop in the middle of nowhere.

    You funny guy. I kill you last.
    >> Anonymous 12/05/11(Mon)15:50 No.32030635
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    >>32030536
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    >>32030577
    Image limit was reached.
    >> Anonymous 12/05/11(Mon)15:51 No.32030656
    >>32030503

    Eh, in full context:

    >The male audience is big enough and has been around long enough to alleviate most concerns that the infatuation is seeded in bestiality or misdirected pedophilia.

    Basically it's saying that is precisely what we aren't.

    Reading the comments on that article I notice that alot of the typical MLP hate comments are getting loads of thumb downs. Always good to be reminded they are the people who get looked down upon.
    >> Anonymous 12/05/11(Mon)15:51 No.32030662
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    >>32030604
    Nathan got a new trip?
    Thank you for the information.
    >> Anonymous 12/05/11(Mon)15:51 No.32030665
    >>32030632
    Stop. Just stop. Don't acknowledge it. It was obviously a troll post. Read the rest of them.
    >> Anonymous 12/05/11(Mon)15:51 No.32030668
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    >>32030635
    >>32030536
    >>32030610
    Imma bail, too much nathan
    >> Anonymous 12/05/11(Mon)15:51 No.32030669
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    >>32030610
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    Just how much of a shit does Celestia not give?

    Centuries of living with pretty much everyone around you kissing your ass regardless of your performance, would instil a strong "fuck it" attitude in anyone.
    >> Phobetor !!KwxFJwFa7XG 12/05/11(Mon)15:51 No.32030680
    >>32030535
    >Spike
    Adorable in ways I didn't know Spike could be.

    >Rarity
    Ohjesuswhatthefuck

    >Celestia and RD
    Makes sense, since Nightmare Night I've been thinking the princesses wore enchanted wigs.

    >Pinkie Pie
    :_:

    >Angel
    Meh

    >Scootaloo
    Interesting

    >Applejack
    I lol'd

    >Twilight
    Interesting

    >Lyra and Bon Bon
    wut?
    >> Anonymous 12/05/11(Mon)15:51 No.32030686
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    Ah, hello! You don't look Hollow, far from it! I am Solaire of Astora, an adherent of the Lord of Sunlight.
    >> Anonymous 12/05/11(Mon)15:51 No.32030687
    >>32030632
    >AJ
    >owns anything while granny smith and older brother still alive
    >> Anonymous 12/05/11(Mon)15:52 No.32030693
    >>32030622
    Hers are pretty spectacular
    >> Anonymous 12/05/11(Mon)15:52 No.32030712
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    >>32030670
    >> Phobetor !!KwxFJwFa7XG 12/05/11(Mon)15:52 No.32030720
    >>32030595
    I know that's the name we picked, I'm digging for details on the pony herself.
    >> PonyfagX 12/05/11(Mon)15:52 No.32030725
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    >>32030544
    >>32030592
    3 ponies of each type, eh.......
    >> Anonymous 12/05/11(Mon)15:53 No.32030728
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    >>32030544
    AHAHAHAHA
    That's retard-
    >2 princesses
    >traits of all 3 races of ponies
    >6 mane cast
    >2 of each race
    OH MY GOD

    OH MY GOD
    >> Anonymous 12/05/11(Mon)15:53 No.32030733
    >>32030687
    That's not how social standings work, you retard.

    A prince isn't considered lower class because he doesn't inherit the Kingdom until he becomes king.
    >> Klondike 12/05/11(Mon)15:53 No.32030735
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    >>32030686
    I killed that faggot the first time I played as a pyromancer.

    Also I just met the Celestia of the game. She's pretty hot
    >> Anonymous 12/05/11(Mon)15:53 No.32030738
    >>32030635
    I would wear the shirt.
    >> Anonymous 12/05/11(Mon)15:53 No.32030739
    >>32030662
    Oh I didn't realize fat fuck changed his thing again. Time to edit those filters
    >> Phobetor !!KwxFJwFa7XG 12/05/11(Mon)15:53 No.32030741
    >>32030662
    Some guy in a previous thread called me Nathan and everyone is rolling with it.

    I am trying my best to ignore it.
    >> Anonymous 12/05/11(Mon)15:53 No.32030744
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    >>32030720
    Shut up, Nathan.
    Stop trying to hide who you really are.
    >> Anonymous 12/05/11(Mon)15:54 No.32030759
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    >>32030712
    Ah, my favourite sadlestia picture! A whole story can be told just based on it. Too bad I can't write for shit.
    >> Anonymous 12/05/11(Mon)15:54 No.32030762
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    >>32030535
    along the lines of your Spike theory: after Princess Celestia's defenses against Discord failed, she trusted Twilight to guard the Elements of Harmony, who in turn, gave them to Spike, both to start his horde as well as to safe guard them.

    Sometimes her puts them all on because he likes to feel pretty. His favorite to wear is Rainbow Dash's
    >> Mediocre 12/05/11(Mon)15:54 No.32030766
    point of order:

    remember back to the start of the previous episode, and rarity says 'what do i like most about canterlot? EVERYTHING'

    you can really tell how her VA is having fun with the character with that one sentence

    'I'd hate to let them down', likewise

    it makes me grin like a dope every time :)
    >> Anonymous 12/05/11(Mon)15:55 No.32030778
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    >>32030738
    Helol Nathan!
    >> Anonymous 12/05/11(Mon)15:55 No.32030779
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    >>32030741
    You type just like Nathan.
    Same slanted unnatural grammar style.
    Same sense of pedophilia oozing from every post.
    I can taste you Nathan.
    You can't hide.
    >> Anonymous 12/05/11(Mon)15:55 No.32030781
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    >>32030728
    Dude... dude...

    What if, what if...

    They fuse in groups of three to become an alicorn super hero.

    (Fluttershy, Applejack, Rarity) (Twilight, Rainbow Dash, Pinkie Pie)
    >> /сo/ςmѳиαцt рзtяѳ/:V/ 12/05/11(Mon)15:55 No.32030782
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    AJ is actually sick of her apples. But she doesnt want to ruin her familys image

    So she eats them anyway
    >> Anonymous 12/05/11(Mon)15:55 No.32030784
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    >>32030656
    But that's the best part. Clearly the author hasn't been to the MLPG or he would have simply confirmed the bestiality and pedophilia.

    Once again, our little subset of the fanbase is shielded by the larger, mainstream portion. Keikaku doori.
    >> Anonymous 12/05/11(Mon)15:55 No.32030788
    Regulation of the day/night cycle is localized to Equestria, just like the rest of its environment, and does not apply to the rest of the planet. This is accomplished by speeding up or slowing down the passage of time within the area, which is what allowed Luna to extend the night and Discord to rapidly switch from day to night.
    >> !SMILe/o8/w 12/05/11(Mon)15:55 No.32030790
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    COME ON EVERYPONI SMILE SMILE SMILE!
    >> Anonymous 12/05/11(Mon)15:55 No.32030791
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    >>32030744

    ...

    Lyra?
    >> Anonymous 12/05/11(Mon)15:55 No.32030793
    If the mane cast had a farting contest who would win?

    My vote goes to Pinkie Pie.
    >> Anonymous 12/05/11(Mon)15:55 No.32030799
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    >>32030579

    >Rarity
    >anything but lowest social tier
    >> Anonymous 12/05/11(Mon)15:55 No.32030803
    >>32030779
    Shut the fuck up, Nathan.

    I can tell this is a scheme to get people to hate some tripfag other than you. Put your trip back on.
    >> Anonymous 12/05/11(Mon)15:55 No.32030806
    Isaac Clarke is best pone.
    Post moar.
    >> Anonymous 12/05/11(Mon)15:56 No.32030817
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    >That feel when you hate apples but eat them anyway because Applejack would like that
    >> Phobetor !!KwxFJwFa7XG 12/05/11(Mon)15:56 No.32030818
    >>32030781
    And the CMC fuse into a mini alicorn and they still don't have a cutie mark.
    >> Anonymous 12/05/11(Mon)15:56 No.32030822
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    >>32030781
    ...I kinda want to see this, strangely...
    >> Anonymous 12/05/11(Mon)15:56 No.32030824
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    >>32030782
    Now you are going to say Dash is not a cunt.
    >> /сo/ςmѳиαцt рзtяѳ/:V/ 12/05/11(Mon)15:56 No.32030830
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    >>32030790
    That gigantic smile got me to smile
    >mfw
    >> Anonymous 12/05/11(Mon)15:56 No.32030832
    >>32030781
    Twilight-RBD-AJ would be superior.
    >> Anonymous 12/05/11(Mon)15:56 No.32030835
    >>32030789
    >>32030790
    You're not helping dissuade me from my new ship, you two.
    >> Anonymous 12/05/11(Mon)15:57 No.32030843
    >>32030789
    >>32030790
    Well, fuck
    >> Nathan 12/05/11(Mon)15:57 No.32030845
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    >>32030803
    Okay.
    >> Anonymous 12/05/11(Mon)15:57 No.32030850
    >>32030781
    >Rarity with AJ
    >Twilight with PP
    Switch them around or the they would probably kill each other fighting for dominance.
    >> Anonymous 12/05/11(Mon)15:57 No.32030854
    >>32030832
    Yes, but that would leave us with a sub-par alicorn super hero in comparison.
    >> Anonymous 12/05/11(Mon)15:57 No.32030860
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    >>32030790
    >>32030789

    >same time

    the ship continues to grow stronger
    >> chistery !!vGFyxi9fnOL 12/05/11(Mon)15:57 No.32030861
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    >>32030830
    I for one like smiling ponies.
    >> Anonymous 12/05/11(Mon)15:57 No.32030863
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    >>32030824

    >God, she was just so wet...It was getting everywhere. Rainbow Dash looked at Fluttershy in her ties with mischievous grin. "Why'd you have to that, silly? Now you'll have the clean it up all up!" She grabbed the little filly by the mane and thrust her face into the wet sheets. The pegasus licked up the mixed juices weakly, already exhausted. "Good girl!" Dash praised with a hint of satire, heavily petting her as a reward.

    Dash Confirmed for still a cunt.
    >> Anonymous 12/05/11(Mon)15:57 No.32030864
    >>32030835
    are we shipping tripfags again?
    >> Deafdefiler !bll4ybGPow 12/05/11(Mon)15:57 No.32030867
    >>32030789
    >hit 'submit'
    >60-second countdown starts
    >This shows up instead
    >make post mentioning it
    >countdown starts again
    >still no post
    >> Anonymous 12/05/11(Mon)15:58 No.32030874
    >>32030793
    Indubitably!
    >> Anonymous 12/05/11(Mon)15:58 No.32030887
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    >>32030817
    >that feel when you've always loved every sort of apples save for red.
    >> Anonymous 12/05/11(Mon)15:58 No.32030888
    >>32030867
    >60 second refresh
    What the fuck, man.
    10 second master race.
    >> Anonymous 12/05/11(Mon)15:59 No.32030896
    >>32030867
    It's okay. You'll get it one day, Deafdefiler, one day.

    Just not today, oh goodness no. Today is far too soon.
    >> Anonymous 12/05/11(Mon)15:59 No.32030897
    >>32030888
    10 second? Fuck you!
    >> /сo/ςmѳиαцt рзtяѳ/:V/ 12/05/11(Mon)15:59 No.32030905
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    >>32030824
    Now you're trying to put words in my mouth

    Dirty, dirty words
    >> Deafdefiler !bll4ybGPow 12/05/11(Mon)15:59 No.32030913
    >>32030888
    It checks for new posts every three seconds, but the 'submit' button turns into a sixty-second countdown whenever I 'successfully' post.

    So I got the 'u dun gud' notification from the server, but my post never showed up.
    >> Anonymous 12/05/11(Mon)16:00 No.32030914
    >>32030863
    I... where i can read this?
    >> Anonymous 12/05/11(Mon)16:00 No.32030916
    >>32030888
    30 is where it's at
    >> Anonymous 12/05/11(Mon)16:00 No.32030920
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    >>32030824

    Dash is not a cunt

    She's a bitch, a whore, a faggot.
    >> Anonymous 12/05/11(Mon)16:00 No.32030921
    >>32030741
    so are you or aren't you?
    >> Anonymous 12/05/11(Mon)16:00 No.32030923
    >>32030832
    >RDB-AJ-Twi
    >Super fast, strong, and magical
    >Master tier alicorn

    >PP-Rarity-FS
    >Afraid to be assertive, afraid of getting dirty, can't focus on anything for more than a minute
    >Shit tier alicorn
    >> Anonymous 12/05/11(Mon)16:00 No.32030924
    >>32030888
    In 10 second fl- no no, I didn't say anything
    >> Anonymous 12/05/11(Mon)16:00 No.32030933
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    >>32030759
    Have toy ever tried? Do it and let the /co/ judge your shit, may be it will came out decent.

    I would wrote the sadfic myself but I cannot into proper english.
    >> Anonymous 12/05/11(Mon)16:00 No.32030935
    >>32030738
    >People see Anon wearing the Nathan shirt.

    >Give that man a wide berth, a bad motherfucker walks amung us.
    >> Anonymous 12/05/11(Mon)16:00 No.32030937
    >>32030888
    >10 seconds
    Pff casual scum
    Join the 1 second master race
    Okay not really
    I changed it to 15 second since moot said that that and the preload image option kinda fucks with the servers.
    >> Anonymous 12/05/11(Mon)16:00 No.32030938
    >>32030781
    So you are putting The strongest mage, the fastest pegasus and the reality warper in one body?
    >> Anonymous 12/05/11(Mon)16:00 No.32030943
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    >>32030781
    Switch Pinkie pie with AJ and one alicorn would be a fusion of my three favorite ponies.

    Also, more heacanon bullshit:
    Rainbow Dash is actually a decently talented architect. She concepted out her own house and does pretty good doodles in the margins of her weather reports.

    Unfortunately, she is almost completely oblivious to this as a talent and more just sees it as something she does and will never seriously pursue it.
    >> /сo/ςmѳиαцt рзtяѳ/:V/ 12/05/11(Mon)16:01 No.32030944
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    >>32030861
    Smiles on faces
    >> Anonymous 12/05/11(Mon)16:01 No.32030956
    >>32030905
    Hey you start with the whole AJ dont like apples its like saying Pinkie dont like parties.
    >> chistery !!vGFyxi9fnOL 12/05/11(Mon)16:01 No.32030960
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    >>32030944
    SMILING PONE!
    >> Anonymous 12/05/11(Mon)16:01 No.32030961
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    >>32030944
    faces with Smiles
    >> Phobetor !!KwxFJwFa7XG 12/05/11(Mon)16:01 No.32030962
    >>32030921
    I just took this trip to run a pony quest.
    >> Anonymous 12/05/11(Mon)16:02 No.32030972
    >>32030938
    Oh, didn't really think about that. I was putting them into personality mixes that would fit, but looking back on it Twibow Pie is kind of overpowered there.
    >> RCH !ikOpDWm3h. 12/05/11(Mon)16:02 No.32030976
    >>32030938
    OP, OP!
    FUCKING NERF THIS SHIT NOW!
    >> Anonymous 12/05/11(Mon)16:02 No.32030984
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    >>32030943

    I just realized, but we're NEVER going to fucking see the inside of Rainbows cloud house.
    >> Anonymous 12/05/11(Mon)16:02 No.32030987
    >>32030863
    Link please?
    >> Anonymous 12/05/11(Mon)16:02 No.32030991
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    >> Anonymous 12/05/11(Mon)16:02 No.32030992
    >>32030762
    I'm going to...acquire that bit of headcannon for myself, thank you.
    >> /сo/ςmѳиαцt рзtяѳ/:V/ 12/05/11(Mon)16:02 No.32030996
    >>32030956
    Dudebro the thread topic was 'stupid headcanon'

    I purposefully posted something ridiculous. I don't actually think that.
    >> Anonymous 12/05/11(Mon)16:02 No.32030998
    This thread needs more butts with smiles.
    >> Phobetor !!KwxFJwFa7XG 12/05/11(Mon)16:03 No.32031005
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    >>32030944
    >>32030960
    >>32030961
    Smiles?
    >> fagnig 12/05/11(Mon)16:03 No.32031008
    >>32030960
    >im going to rape you sweetie belle, just you wait
    >> Anonymous 12/05/11(Mon)16:03 No.32031010
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    >>32030984
    Yes we are.
    >> !SMILe/o8/w 12/05/11(Mon)16:03 No.32031013
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    >>32030961
    >>32030960
    >>32030944
    I like where this thread is going
    >> Anonymous 12/05/11(Mon)16:03 No.32031021
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    >>32030933

    Don't remember the guy who posted this, but after I gave up this got me back into it. I think it may have been Faceless.
    >> Deafdefiler !bll4ybGPow 12/05/11(Mon)16:03 No.32031026
    >>32030956
    Or like saying Big Mac doesn't like Ms. Pants.

    It's literally all we have of their character, you can't just dismiss it.
    >> !5DIEYOU8Ec 12/05/11(Mon)16:03 No.32031041
    >>32031013
    I DON'T
    >> Anonymous 12/05/11(Mon)16:04 No.32031044
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    >>32030503

    I read that article too. Seemed like two VERY FORGIVING paragraphs considering some of the genuinely frightening posts/pics in MLP generals.

    The misdirected pedophelia line is not actually insulting fans:
    >The male audience is big enough and has been around long enough to alleviate most concerns that the infatuation is seeded in bestiality or misdirected pedophilia.

    >They are just adolescent boys who are really enthusiastic about cartoon ponies struggling to learn the meaning of friendship.

    It could have been so much worse.
    >> PonyfagX 12/05/11(Mon)16:04 No.32031047
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    >>32031013
    yeah, work it girl!
    >> Anonymous 12/05/11(Mon)16:04 No.32031048
    >>32030996
    BUT IM MAD!

    >>32031005
    Why you have a new trip nathan?
    >> Anonymous 12/05/11(Mon)16:04 No.32031050
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    >>32031013
    I do too
    >> sentenal01 !hGwu9EraNI 12/05/11(Mon)16:04 No.32031057
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    >>32031021
    >> Anonymous 12/05/11(Mon)16:04 No.32031058
    >>32030788

    Hmm... eh. I don't like that one. It makes things WAAAAY too complicated for the rest of the world. I mean, what would that mean for the creatures who live on the border? Would they be subject to some weird paradoxical timey-wimey thing where the day/night cycle is fucked up?

    Nah, here's a better one: Celestia and Luna control the Sun and Moon for the entire planet, and other nations are governed by their own Gods/Goddesses that similarly supply a niche that keeps the world going. Without one of these deities, the planet would fall into ruin.
    >> Anonymous 12/05/11(Mon)16:04 No.32031059
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    >>32030991
    >Skeletal arms.
    >Skeletal wrists.
    SKELETONS INSIDE OF HUMAN SKIIIINS!
    >> Anonymous 12/05/11(Mon)16:05 No.32031069
    >>32031026
    Plushies are cool.
    >> Anonymous 12/05/11(Mon)16:05 No.32031078
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    >>32030987

    But, I have yet to finish sire!
    >> !SMILe/o8/w 12/05/11(Mon)16:05 No.32031081
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    >>32031041
    I'm sorry for you, my friend
    >> Anonymous 12/05/11(Mon)16:05 No.32031082
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    okay guys, here's a crazy headcanon, so brace yourselves: in my headcanon Spike has a crush on Rarity.
    >> Anonymous 12/05/11(Mon)16:05 No.32031084
    >>32031050
    is the thumbnail a little off to anyone else?
    >> Anonymous 12/05/11(Mon)16:06 No.32031102
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    >>32031005
    You seem like a Nathan.
    I can tell due to the tripcode and having seen quite a few Nathans in my time.
    >> Phobetor !!KwxFJwFa7XG 12/05/11(Mon)16:06 No.32031103
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    >>32031050
    Twilight, why are you so adorable?
    >> Anonymous 12/05/11(Mon)16:06 No.32031105
    >>32031050
    The fuck happened my post thumbnail
    >> Anonymous 12/05/11(Mon)16:06 No.32031106
    >not eating your little pony
    >paris, 1870
    >> Anonymous 12/05/11(Mon)16:06 No.32031107
    >>32030535
    Your headcanon is mine now, Anon! MUHAHAHA
    >> Anonymous 12/05/11(Mon)16:06 No.32031110
    >>32031044
    Yeah, it's not bestiality at all. More like Xenopillia
    >> Anonymous 12/05/11(Mon)16:06 No.32031113
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    >>32030503
    I molested girls like you once, but then I took a Misdirect to the knee.
    >> Anonymous 12/05/11(Mon)16:06 No.32031116
    >>32031078
    Do you have a name or something so i can track you?
    >> fagnig 12/05/11(Mon)16:07 No.32031119
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    >>32031082
    >> Anonymous 12/05/11(Mon)16:07 No.32031124
    >>32031044

    Yes, but he still SAID it. That plants the seed of doubt in people's minds, you know. It's a psychological technique.
    >> Anonymous 12/05/11(Mon)16:07 No.32031130
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    >>32030984
    NOT WITH THAT KIND OF ATTITUDE
    >> Anonymous 12/05/11(Mon)16:08 No.32031143
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    >>32031082
    you lie
    >> Phobetor !!KwxFJwFa7XG 12/05/11(Mon)16:08 No.32031145
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    >>32031082
    Bullshit.
    >> Ponyz? !l.gTRXetfM 12/05/11(Mon)16:08 No.32031146
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    Time for Ponyz?!!!
    >> Anonymous 12/05/11(Mon)16:08 No.32031148
    >>32031078
    Have you ever written anything else? Because I like your style.
    >> Anonymous 12/05/11(Mon)16:08 No.32031151
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    >>32031078
    Then finish before I make you finish!
    >> Anonymous 12/05/11(Mon)16:08 No.32031155
    >>32031044
    Well it's subtle. The author is saying that, despite what SOOOOME people are saying, it's not true.

    But I don't think anyone really said that before him. So he's creating an idea just to deny it, an idea that actually has some basis in fact.

    In any case I wish it HAD been worse. Bronies are annoying as fuck and they'd shut up about their hobby if people associated them with horse fuckers and pedophiles.
    >> Anonymous 12/05/11(Mon)16:08 No.32031172
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    >>32031082
    >> Anonymous 12/05/11(Mon)16:09 No.32031177
    >>32031107
    awesome! the more people support this, the more likely i see art of rarity dealing with giant spiders to get golden silk in exchange for suitors she didn't like. The spiders are actually huge black widows
    >> Anonymous 12/05/11(Mon)16:09 No.32031183
    >>32031130

    She doesn't want anyone to see the inside because it's completely filthy. Empty pizza boxes and dirty dishes everywhere!
    >> Anonymous 12/05/11(Mon)16:09 No.32031188
    >try to look up hay recipes to try
    >so i can be like pone
    >turns out hay is poisonous for human

    well aint that some shit
    >> Anonymous 12/05/11(Mon)16:09 No.32031201
    >>32031183
    Just like my home!
    >> Anonymous 12/05/11(Mon)16:09 No.32031203
    >>32031113
    I used to play WoW like you once, but then I took a dragon to my sweet roll.
    >> Phobetor !!KwxFJwFa7XG 12/05/11(Mon)16:09 No.32031205
    >>32031177
    The spiders need to have an adorable foreign accent. They gossip over their meals.
    >> Anonymous 12/05/11(Mon)16:10 No.32031211
    >>32031183
    Me and Dash have something in common after all!
    >> fagnig 12/05/11(Mon)16:10 No.32031214
    >>32031188
    autismal as fuck
    >> Anonymous 12/05/11(Mon)16:10 No.32031217
    >>32030923
    The former would probably be best for power (strength, flight, high-powered magic), and the latter for support needs (Fluttershy's knowledge of healing combined with Rarity's comparatively weaker, yet more precise and clinical magic, and finally offset by Pinkie's precognition).
    >> Anonymous 12/05/11(Mon)16:10 No.32031222
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    >>32031082
    You sick motherfucker
    >> Anonymous 12/05/11(Mon)16:10 No.32031224
    >>32031177
    But my headcanon says that they are British spiders who are actually well behaved and true gentlemen
    And they don't eat ponies
    >> Ponyz? !l.gTRXetfM 12/05/11(Mon)16:10 No.32031226
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    Can I make an request?
    I want an wallpapirs. One of each of the Mane Six, and one for the CMC. That was I can have a different background every day of the week. PLZ??
    >> Anonymous 12/05/11(Mon)16:10 No.32031230
    >>32031188

    You're an idiot.
    >> Anonymous 12/05/11(Mon)16:11 No.32031238
    >>32031205

    What foreign accent would a spider have?

    I say Russian, just because Russian spiders would be badass
    >> Anonymous 12/05/11(Mon)16:11 No.32031240
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    GAME TIME:

    1. Open the EIGHTH image in your pony folder in any image editor (MS Paint is fine).
    2. Go to http://www.quotationspage.com/random.php3
    3. Paste the top quotation onto the image.
    4. Post results!
    >> Anonymous 12/05/11(Mon)16:11 No.32031242
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    >>32031116

    Yeah, usually go by Holla Jolla, but I'm too lazy to put on my trip and my wizard hat. I haven't really written any other shit though....and I think you might be the same guy that actually requested this fic. Fucking ducking behind cars because it's taken me a week to write like 1000 words.
    >> Mediocre 12/05/11(Mon)16:11 No.32031246
    >>32031205

    dude, you just know they'd be russian

    can't have spiders talking if they ain't Boris and Natascha
    >> Anonymous 12/05/11(Mon)16:11 No.32031251
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    More headcanon bullshit:
    Twilight would be considered Indian by our standards and Rarity actually has ancestry to Pony Gypsies.

    The reason for this is because that ancient Greeks believed Unicorns came from India. (and if I recall, the Romani people are also believed to have come from India.)

    >>32031143
    >>32031145
    well it IS "headcanon BULLSHIT". We all know Spike crushes on Applejack.
    >> Anonymous 12/05/11(Mon)16:12 No.32031262
    Equestria is racially segregated, to a minor degree.

    Alicorns Are Above...
    Unicorns Are Above...
    Pegausi Are Above....
    Earth Ponies.

    There is no shame in having friends outside of your "kind" but working for someone of a lower caste, or having intimate relations with them, is considered QUITE shameful.
    >> Anonymous 12/05/11(Mon)16:12 No.32031263
    >>32031113
    Well we all know the leading cause of child molestation: sexy children
    >> Phobetor !!KwxFJwFa7XG 12/05/11(Mon)16:12 No.32031266
    >>32031224
    >Giant female British spiders gossiping over a meal of dead suitor pony while crocheting
    >> Anonymous 12/05/11(Mon)16:12 No.32031268
    >>32031238
    >>32031246

    Russian spiders confirmed for canon
    >> Anonymous 12/05/11(Mon)16:12 No.32031276
    >>32031242
    Im not the requester but i have a boner and i like your stuff so...
    >> Anonymous 12/05/11(Mon)16:12 No.32031277
    >>32031226

    Fuck you. Write like a normal person, then you can make a request.
    >> Anonymous 12/05/11(Mon)16:12 No.32031281
    >>32031240
    BUT THAT'S SO MUCH EFFORT!
    >> Anonymous 12/05/11(Mon)16:12 No.32031291
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    >>32030933
    >but I cannot into proper english
    That's the exact reason I don't even try. Being russian sucks. Well, it's not like I could write a decent story even in my native language.
    >> Anonymous 12/05/11(Mon)16:13 No.32031294
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    >>32031224
    >rarity having tea with giant spiders with top hat and monocles
    SOMEONE FUCKING DRAW THIS
    >> Anonymous 12/05/11(Mon)16:13 No.32031296
    >>32031205
    Ooh, yeah! Maybe brit

    >>32031224
    Well I'm good with either, but I'm sold on the british accent.

    >>32031238
    >>32031246
    But these two could be on to something.

    >>32031266
    >>32031268
    I am so pleased with how this turned out
    >> Anonymous 12/05/11(Mon)16:13 No.32031297
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    >>32031240
    Which folder, as I have around twenty in my possession.
    >> Mediocre 12/05/11(Mon)16:13 No.32031300
    >>32031268

    speaking of russian stereotypes, someone post up that gif of pinkie doing her 'evil enchantress' dance in a russian getup

    it makes me lol
    >> Phobetor !!KwxFJwFa7XG 12/05/11(Mon)16:13 No.32031303
    >>32031268
    Russian spiders would be total bros.
    >> Anonymous 12/05/11(Mon)16:13 No.32031304
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    >>32030411
    Celestia has long since given up bothering to rule Equestria. She does her sun-raising shtick, of course, because it's needed to keep the place running. But the actual governing of the Principality she leaves up to the unicorns who make up the Royal Court.

    The Royal Court is an oligarchy of the heads of various ruling unicorn families, who fight over influence and control of the government with all the viciousness of Rennaissance Italian nobility. Of course, all of this is kept well out of sight of the general populace, and everything is done "in the name of the Princess".

    Celestia herself regards the Court as a source of amusement and repeatedly screws with them, giving her nod of approval to some courtiers and denying it to others, causing them to rise and fall seemingly at random. She's been doing this for centuries now, and has become quite sophisticated in her manipulations, sometimes playing gambits that run for generations.

    Twilight Sparkle is one of the few ponies to come along who has actually interested the Princess, and she>>32030411
    is at the center of her current set of gambits. Most of the show's plot we see is actually Celestia using Twilight as a pawn for her own amusement.
    >> Anonymous 12/05/11(Mon)16:13 No.32031305
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    Guess who it is
    >> Anonymous 12/05/11(Mon)16:13 No.32031311
    >>32031242
    >implying slow writing is a bad thing

    I mean shit, I tend to just sit down and start writing, but taking your time to make sure every word is right is probably a better way to go about it. The only time people care about speed rather than quality is while they're waiting, and that's a much shorter time than all the time that comes after you're done.
    >> Anonymous 12/05/11(Mon)16:13 No.32031312
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    >>32031240
    >> Anonymous 12/05/11(Mon)16:14 No.32031321
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    >>32031177
    >black widows
    >not godtier Golden Orb Weavers
    Seriously?
    >> Anonymous 12/05/11(Mon)16:14 No.32031330
    >>32031297
    Your root folder, or your folder most likely to make the combination of image/quote funny.
    >> Klondike 12/05/11(Mon)16:14 No.32031337
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    >>32031240
    the fuck
    >> Anonymous 12/05/11(Mon)16:14 No.32031341
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    >>32031294
    >> Anonymous 12/05/11(Mon)16:15 No.32031346
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    >>32031240
    >> Anonymous 12/05/11(Mon)16:15 No.32031347
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    >You will never read Cupcakes: The Aftermath.
    >Where Dash is brought back to life as a cyborg and finds a way to free Pinkie from the evil demon that possessed her to kill Dash. This renders Pinkie blind or some shit, and they have lesbian butt babies for some fucking reason.
    >And Dash has a jetpack because we cannot allow this shit to not go full Sonic fandom.

    >Despite the fact that you will never read it, or the fact that it does not yet exist, there is fanart.
    http://ponibooru.413chan.net/post/list/cupcakes/24
    >> Anonymous 12/05/11(Mon)16:15 No.32031355
    >>32030579
    Please stop using the "mane" six. I'm going to have to internet punch the next person that says that.
    >> Anonymous 12/05/11(Mon)16:15 No.32031364
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    >>32031240
    >> Anonymous 12/05/11(Mon)16:15 No.32031365
    >>32031341
    Oh please. Rarity would have a Mac.
    >> Phobetor !!KwxFJwFa7XG 12/05/11(Mon)16:15 No.32031368
    >>32031305
    Jesus Christ how horrifying.

    >>32031296
    What if, now bear with me here, but what if the spiders had Swedish accents?
    >> Anonymous 12/05/11(Mon)16:16 No.32031377
    >>32031242
    I request a fic like that for weeks and no one ever take it! At least someone else did it and you take the request.
    >> Anonymous 12/05/11(Mon)16:16 No.32031378
    >>32031297
    >20 folders
    >I have 256
    I may have went a little overboard with organizing the,
    >> Anonymous 12/05/11(Mon)16:16 No.32031383
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    >>32031368
    >Implying that's not you
    >> Mediocre 12/05/11(Mon)16:16 No.32031385
    >>32031368

    naw, that's the spa ponies
    >> Anonymous 12/05/11(Mon)16:17 No.32031395
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    >>32031355

    mane six.
    >> Anonymous 12/05/11(Mon)16:17 No.32031397
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    >filename

    I honestly did not expect it to fit.
    >> Anonymous 12/05/11(Mon)16:17 No.32031398
    >>32031364
    >>32031346
    Kinda fits
    >> Anonymous 12/05/11(Mon)16:17 No.32031403
    >that feel when you're legitimately considering blowing off coursework for a day to get started on mind control clopfiction

    Somewhere my life went wrong. I can't pinpoint where, but I know it started about a year ago.
    >> PonyfagX 12/05/11(Mon)16:17 No.32031406
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    >>32031240
    >> Anonymous 12/05/11(Mon)16:17 No.32031414
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    >There will never be a season finale that ends with a montage of Fluttershy running a zoo and petting an aged Angel, Rainbow Dash flying with the Wonderbolts in costume and laughing, Twilight wearing the Princess's necklace and talking to her own pupil while a giant Spike is curled up in the corner of the throne room, Applejack supervising the building of a new mansion with a completely revamped farm and tons of workers, Rarity making a dress in a fantastic shop in Canterlot with crowds of fancy ponies crowding around to watch, Pinkie Pie running a new and improved Sugarcube Corner next to Rarity's store, and it won't end in a scene of the mane six laughing in a bath together that turns into a still frame. Cut to credits.
    >> RCH !ikOpDWm3h. 12/05/11(Mon)16:17 No.32031421
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    >>32031368
    What if the spiders all sounded like Rosco?
    >> Deafdefiler !bll4ybGPow 12/05/11(Mon)16:18 No.32031436
    >>32031240
    The website isn't loading for some reason...

    >>32031188
    http://homecooking.about.com/library/weekly/blflowers.htm

    >yfw English Daisies are edible and delicious, but daffodils will kill you
    >yfw this means you can never be like Twilight and eat a Daisy-and-Daffodil sandwich.
    >> Phobetor !!KwxFJwFa7XG 12/05/11(Mon)16:18 No.32031437
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    >>32031321
    >mfw a strand of web from the Golden Orb Weaver spider a centimeter thick can stop a fighter jet from taking off of an aircraft carrier.
    >> Anonymous 12/05/11(Mon)16:18 No.32031442
    >>32031321
    I know nothing about spiders, sadly, but those are scary as hell...

    >>32031368
    >swedish spiders
    >they're secretly Lotus and Aloe
    Ogodogodogod!
    >> Anonymous 12/05/11(Mon)16:19 No.32031461
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    >>32030984
    My picture got ponified I see.
    have a gus riding rainbowdash
    >> Anonymous 12/05/11(Mon)16:19 No.32031463
    >>32030535
    >pony dreams

    There has to be a trope name for this but you know how in some series they show a character sleeping, talking to themselves in their sleep about something happening in their dream, which continues throughout the series and only later on it's revealed that the dreams are actually based on something that "happened a long time ago" (after which no-one ever discusses it again)?

    That.
    >> Anonymous 12/05/11(Mon)16:20 No.32031474
    >>32031436
    I didn't know flowers and hay were poisonous, I thought we just didn't eat them because they lacked meat.

    Now I can trick annoying kids into poisoning themselves! Thanks, internet.
    >> PonyfagX 12/05/11(Mon)16:20 No.32031478
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    >>32031461
    >> Anonymous 12/05/11(Mon)16:20 No.32031483
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    >>32030790
    >> Anonymous 12/05/11(Mon)16:20 No.32031487
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    >>32031240
    >> Anonymous 12/05/11(Mon)16:20 No.32031489
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    >>32031240
    Goddamn, that should not have taken that long.

    That's what I get for starting up Photoshop...
    >> Anonymous 12/05/11(Mon)16:20 No.32031491
    >>32031461
    Every picture gets ponified.

    Every.

    One.
    >> Anonymous 12/05/11(Mon)16:21 No.32031494
    >>32031436
    Here's some random quotes for you to choose from:

    ...happiness gives us the energy which is the basis of health.
    Henri-Frédéric Amiel

    You can discover what your enemy fears most by observing the means he uses to frighten you.
    Eric Hoffer (1902 - 1983)

    Never confuse movement with action.
    Ernest Hemingway (1899 - 1961)

    Contrary to general belief, I do not believe that friends are necessarily the people you like best, they are merely the people who got there first.
    Peter Ustinov (1921 - 2004)

    The weak can never forgive. Forgiveness is the attribute of the strong.
    Mahatma Gandhi
    >> Anonymous 12/05/11(Mon)16:21 No.32031497
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    >>32031403
    well isn't it mostly finals and exams right now?
    Admittedly we both should be studying.
    >> Phobetor !!KwxFJwFa7XG 12/05/11(Mon)16:21 No.32031498
    >>32031483
    IT BEGINS
    >> Anonymous 12/05/11(Mon)16:21 No.32031501
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    >>32031368
    God fucking damnit.
    Does anyone honestly believe this to not be Nathan?
    I mean...
    COME ON!
    >> Anonymous 12/05/11(Mon)16:21 No.32031505
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    >>32030789
    >> Anonymous 12/05/11(Mon)16:21 No.32031508
    >>32031355
    Yeah, that's one of those things I try to skirt around, as well. Horse puns are okay in the context of the show, but when the fandom tries to adopt them, they turn into something painful to type out. Thing is, most substitutes either look or sound just as awkward or, in the case of "main characters," are far too technical to bear repeated usage for multiple sentences.

    Feels weird, man.
    >> Anonymous 12/05/11(Mon)16:21 No.32031510
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    Here's mine.
    >> Anonymous 12/05/11(Mon)16:21 No.32031513
    >>32031414
    Good.

    Something like that would probably physically hurt me.
    >> Anonymous 12/05/11(Mon)16:21 No.32031517
    >>32031483
    HI THERE!

    FACE HERE!
    >> Anonymous 12/05/11(Mon)16:21 No.32031524
    >>32031489
    >ending a sentence with a preposition
    how like the French.
    >> Anonymous 12/05/11(Mon)16:22 No.32031532
    >>32031463
    Wait, you mean the applejack thing, right?
    Giant worms from the everfree forest attacked the apple family farms when applejack was a filly, and was responsible for her parents' disappearance?
    >> Anonymous 12/05/11(Mon)16:22 No.32031533
    >>32031498
    >New Tripfag.
    >Already knows several /co/ pony thread memes and customs.
    Yep, no Nathan here.
    >> Anonymous 12/05/11(Mon)16:22 No.32031535
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    >>32031240
    OK I DUNNO
    >> Anonymous 12/05/11(Mon)16:22 No.32031539
    >>32031474
    Not all flowers are poisonous, same are quite tasty.
    >> Anonymous 12/05/11(Mon)16:22 No.32031546
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    >> Phobetor !!KwxFJwFa7XG 12/05/11(Mon)16:23 No.32031554
    >>32031533
    I took this trip to run a pony quest.
    >> PonyfagX 12/05/11(Mon)16:23 No.32031557
    >>32031535
    >Rainbow Dash has no imagination
    >> Anonymous 12/05/11(Mon)16:23 No.32031563
    >>32031554
    was that quest to be nathan?
    >> fagnig 12/05/11(Mon)16:23 No.32031565
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    >>32031546
    i dont get it
    >> Anonymous 12/05/11(Mon)16:24 No.32031573
    >>32031554
    Are you running it at this moment?
    >> Phobetor !!KwxFJwFa7XG 12/05/11(Mon)16:24 No.32031574
    >>32031563
    Who would want to play that?
    >> Anonymous 12/05/11(Mon)16:24 No.32031577
    >>32031554
    Then why haven't you got rid of it?
    No self respecting anon would keep a trip for longer than needed.
    >> sentenal01 !hGwu9EraNI 12/05/11(Mon)16:24 No.32031582
    >>32031535
    >imagination
    >/co/'s buzzword
    >> Anonymous 12/05/11(Mon)16:24 No.32031584
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    >>32031565
    >> Anonymous 12/05/11(Mon)16:25 No.32031592
    >>32030411
    Pegasus pony and unicorn pony philosophers have argued, repeatedly and at great lengths, whether the princess ponies are winged unicorns or horned pegasi. Earth pony philosophers think these discussions are remarkably stupid.

    Pinkie Pie moved to Ponyville in an attempt to discover the source of the Sonic Rainboom and learn their ways of spreading joy. This is why she's so infatuated with Dash.

    Celestia stopped wearing the Elements of Harmony because they rejected her - ever since she attempted to banish her only friend to eternal solitude, the Element of Loyalty has hated her.

    Nightmare Moon was going to cover the land in darkness as an elaborate suicide. She had no illusions about whether the world could live without a sun, but the rejection of her Generosity broke her spirit and broke her mind.

    Rainbow Dash would be snapped up in a second by the Wonderbolts if she only dared to ask.
    >> Anonymous 12/05/11(Mon)16:25 No.32031600
    >>32031497
    yeah that too, but those aren't for weeks!
    >> fagnig 12/05/11(Mon)16:25 No.32031603
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    >>32031584
    what are you trying to communicate
    >> Anonymous 12/05/11(Mon)16:25 No.32031609
    >>32031573
    >>32031577
    Fair enough.

    Just lazy, I guess.
    >> Anonymous 12/05/11(Mon)16:26 No.32031619
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    >>32031403
    >mind control
    I'm gonna need some detail on that but for now.
    >> Anonymous 12/05/11(Mon)16:26 No.32031621
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    >>32031577
    >Self respecting Anon.
    >Self respecting.
    >> Anonymous 12/05/11(Mon)16:26 No.32031623
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    How long time will it take for Bill O'Reilly to rant about My Little Ponies?
    >> Anonymous 12/05/11(Mon)16:26 No.32031626
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    >>32031584
    RarityxCelestia is now a cannon ship.
    >> Anonymous 12/05/11(Mon)16:27 No.32031639
    So.
    Fluffy's streaming Dan Vs.
    http://www.livestream.com/fluffy__butts
    >> Deafdefiler !bll4ybGPow 12/05/11(Mon)16:27 No.32031643
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    >>32031494
    >>32031240
    ...I wish I hadn't decided to play this game.

    >>32031626
    >ship
    >canon

    Don't be a Zutaran, Anonymous.
    >> Mediocre 12/05/11(Mon)16:27 No.32031648
    >>32031619

    it's in the dictionary, under 'creepy'
    >> RCH !ikOpDWm3h. 12/05/11(Mon)16:27 No.32031649
    >>32031623
    He has to battle Glen Beck for it.
    >> Anonymous 12/05/11(Mon)16:27 No.32031653
    >>32031623
    I hope it's soon, I love fox news
    >> Anonymous 12/05/11(Mon)16:27 No.32031657
    >>32031643
    >that picture
    why.
    >> Anonymous 12/05/11(Mon)16:28 No.32031659
    >>32031648

    Don't you mean 'really hot'?
    >> Anonymous 12/05/11(Mon)16:28 No.32031663
    >>32031619
    Well, there's depressingly little misuse of the want-it-need-it spell
    >> Anonymous 12/05/11(Mon)16:28 No.32031670
    >>32031643
    That is... nice?
    >> Deafdefiler !bll4ybGPow 12/05/11(Mon)16:28 No.32031674
    >>32031623
    Dunno. Are Hasbro and Fox affiliated in any way?
    >> sentenal01 !hGwu9EraNI 12/05/11(Mon)16:28 No.32031676
    >>32031623
    2012, summer.
    >> Anonymous 12/05/11(Mon)16:28 No.32031677
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    >>32031584
    This I like
    >> Anonymous 12/05/11(Mon)16:28 No.32031678
    >>32031657

    >rape
    >> Mediocre 12/05/11(Mon)16:29 No.32031686
    >>32031659

    that's two words, dummy

    dictionaries don't work that way
    >> Anonymous 12/05/11(Mon)16:29 No.32031696
    >>32031643
    It had to be said at least once.
    >> Anonymous 12/05/11(Mon)16:29 No.32031699
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    >>32031643

    My... god.
    >> PonyfagX 12/05/11(Mon)16:29 No.32031700
    >>32031677
    >Twilight having an allergic reaction.jpeg
    >> Anonymous 12/05/11(Mon)16:29 No.32031705
    >>32030920
    MY PANCREAS!
    >> Anonymous 12/05/11(Mon)16:29 No.32031712
    >>32031686

    I'm going to be honest with you.

    I can't read
    >> Anonymous 12/05/11(Mon)16:29 No.32031716
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    >>32031240
    ;_;
    >> Anonymous 12/05/11(Mon)16:30 No.32031722
    >>32031700
    >to my penis
    >> Anonymous 12/05/11(Mon)16:30 No.32031723
    >>32031623
    I'm pretty sure Fox has already covered how it's all a communist plot to emasculate young American men.

    >>32031649
    Didn't they finally fire him?
    >> fagnig 12/05/11(Mon)16:31 No.32031737
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    >>32031716
    >> Anonymous 12/05/11(Mon)16:31 No.32031738
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    >>32031240
    Welp.
    >> Anonymous 12/05/11(Mon)16:31 No.32031742
    >>32031723
    Naw, they gave him his own network.
    >> Anonymous 12/05/11(Mon)16:31 No.32031748
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    >>32031700
    >> Anonymous 12/05/11(Mon)16:31 No.32031750
    >>32031533
    Shit, earlier he was claiming to have been around when "Cloydes" was invented.
    >> Full Stop 12/05/11(Mon)16:31 No.32031752
    >>32031716
    ...Fuck, that is a fucking downer.
    >> Anonymous 12/05/11(Mon)16:31 No.32031758
    >>32031716

    Well, shit. That quote kind of turned the emotion of that pic on it's head. It seems almost like the kind of quote that would be appropriate for AFTER he dies rather than before.
    >> Anonymous 12/05/11(Mon)16:31 No.32031765
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    >> Goretastic 12/05/11(Mon)16:31 No.32031771
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    >open pony folder for 8th image

    Didn't specify WHICH folder, so I just went ahead and used Discord which I thought fit pretty well.
    >> Faceless !derpvGeSf. 12/05/11(Mon)16:32 No.32031781
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    >> Anonymous 12/05/11(Mon)16:32 No.32031786
    >>32031765
    We really need a picture of RD and Rainicorn brohoofing.
    ...sishoofing?
    >> Anonymous 12/05/11(Mon)16:33 No.32031820
    >>32031786
    I think you meant to say 'doin it'
    >> Anonymous 12/05/11(Mon)16:34 No.32031830
    >>32031781
    >posting a cap of your own post
    >> Anonymous 12/05/11(Mon)16:34 No.32031833
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    >>32031663
    Oh right that one.
    I suppose it could be written less creepy than what I thought.
    >> Anonymous 12/05/11(Mon)16:34 No.32031835
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    >> Anonymous 12/05/11(Mon)16:34 No.32031836
    >>32031781

    >Shitting and pissing at the same time

    That shit is hard to do, nigger
    >> Mediocre 12/05/11(Mon)16:34 No.32031840
    >>32031712

    but no, really, i don't understand the whole mind control thing

    that ain't intimacy, son, may as well just go jerk off onto a pillow
    >> Anonymous 12/05/11(Mon)16:35 No.32031846
    Do you think Celestia uses growth hormones? Why is she so fucking big?
    >> Anonymous 12/05/11(Mon)16:35 No.32031849
    >>32031820
    no I'm pretty sure that's entirely your idea.
    >> Anonymous 12/05/11(Mon)16:35 No.32031850
    >>32031722

    Well, duh. Ponies are based on dexroamino-acids. Severe allergic reactions are to be expected, and in fact any ingested organic materials will produce an enhanced reaction. Anapalactic shock is also possible.

    Be thankful that she chose not to- *ahem*... injest.
    >> Anonymous 12/05/11(Mon)16:35 No.32031855
    >>32031833
    What were you thinking?
    >> Anonymous 12/05/11(Mon)16:35 No.32031857
    >>32031846
    >magic
    >> sentenal01 !hGwu9EraNI 12/05/11(Mon)16:35 No.32031858
    >>32031846
    Because she's actually a horse.
    >> Anonpony 12/05/11(Mon)16:36 No.32031872
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    >>32031752

    Smile, smile, smile!
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AFRbTaP0DGo
    >> Anonymous 12/05/11(Mon)16:36 No.32031874
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    >>32031240
    Huh.
    >> Anonymous 12/05/11(Mon)16:36 No.32031878
    >>32031840
    >implying it's about intimacy
    >> Anonymous 12/05/11(Mon)16:36 No.32031880
    >>32031850

    Mordin, get off 4chan and get back to work.
    >> Anonymous 12/05/11(Mon)16:36 No.32031882
    >>32031836
    But at the same time, how often have you gone to take a shit and not end up pissing in the same session? It might not be at the same time, but it's always in the same sitting.
    >> Anonymous 12/05/11(Mon)16:36 No.32031893
    >>32031858
    All ponies are horses though
    >> Anonymous 12/05/11(Mon)16:36 No.32031898
    >>32031846
    Whenever a pony is in charge, the ambient psychic energies of their underlings conspire to make them grow ever larger.
    >> Faceless !derpvGeSf. 12/05/11(Mon)16:36 No.32031902
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    >>32031830
    >my own post
    oh you.
    this is me posting a cap of my own post.
    >>32031836
    intriguing.
    >> Anonymous 12/05/11(Mon)16:36 No.32031903
    >>32031849
    So it is...so it is

    /r/ing drawfag
    >> Anonymous 12/05/11(Mon)16:37 No.32031906
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    >>32031240
    I was adamant about doing this, but I looked at my results out of curiosity and was surprised enough with how well it fit to go through with it.
    >> Anonymous 12/05/11(Mon)16:37 No.32031908
    >>32031840
    >domination/mind control/forced X
    >intimacy
    pick one
    >> Anonymous 12/05/11(Mon)16:37 No.32031915
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    >>32031240
    Not sure if this works, but I like it.
    >> Anonymous 12/05/11(Mon)16:37 No.32031916
    >>32031893
    but not all horses are ponies

    Like all chefs are both chefs and bakers but a baker is a baker is a baker.
    >> Full Stop 12/05/11(Mon)16:37 No.32031924
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    >>32031872
    ...yaaaaayyyy
    >> Anonymous 12/05/11(Mon)16:37 No.32031929
    >>32031840
    It's not so much about mind control to me as it is controlling the body with the mind left intact.

    Like that command song from Wind Waker? That + Medli = all my boners.

    Vanilla mind control would be fun too because you could try out all sorts of things, but body control is where it's at.
    >> Anonymous 12/05/11(Mon)16:38 No.32031939
    >>32031855
    Something a lot worse.
    But I'm not gonna write it down.
    Because I don't like it.
    >> Anonymous 12/05/11(Mon)16:38 No.32031942
    >>32031840

    I haven't been able to understand why I'm aroused by half of the things I am.

    I think it's just how depraved it is
    >> Anonymous 12/05/11(Mon)16:38 No.32031956
    So yeah, here's my bullshit idea for my stupid MLP/Mario crossover, explaining why Peach would be coming to Equestria to do politics, and a bit of a backstory that fits the Mushroom Kingdom into the MLP universe.
    >When Discord ruled, chaos spread all around the world, blah blah.
    >When Celestia and Luna defeated him, some places weren't completely cured of his magic.
    >The Mushroom Kingdom is one of these places that is still slightly affected by Discord's original rule.
    >Because of this, it has unique natural resources not found in Equestria.
    >Demand typically isn't that high for Mushroom Kingdom resources in Equestria, mainly because their isn't a lot of contact between the two kingdoms, save for a small Toad/Earth Pony settlement called Mareshroom Beach. Not a lot of Equestrians know about the types of things found in the MK.

    >The storm that stripped the Tanooki Tree in 3D Land blew a large amount of Tanooki Leaves into Equestria.
    >When Earth Ponies and Unicorns found them and were able to fly, demand suddenly skyrocketed.
    >Mareshroom Beach is the only place able to recieve shipments from the Mushroom Kingdom, and being such a small place, it can't recieve a lot at a time.
    >Peach is coming to Equestria to discuss with Celestia the possibility of putting money into expanding Mareshroom Beach, and making it able to recieve more from the MK.
    >> Deafdefiler !bll4ybGPow 12/05/11(Mon)16:39 No.32031971
    >>32031657
    >>32031670
    >>32031696
    >>32031699
    I saved it a long time ago as a joke, it just happened to kick me in the teeth now.
    >> Anonymous 12/05/11(Mon)16:39 No.32031972
    >>32031942
    >not being able to understand

    This is the worst feel
    >> Anonymous 12/05/11(Mon)16:39 No.32031980
    >>32031906
    Why is there a leak in my roof?
    >> Anonymous 12/05/11(Mon)16:39 No.32031986
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    How can I pone without magic?
    >> Mediocre 12/05/11(Mon)16:39 No.32031993
    >>32031857

    >that's not a satisfying answer

    >i must have a concrete, well-fleshed out canon to fulfil the need for structure i am sorely missing in my daily existence

    >every question must have an answer, anything else is invalid DEATH OF THE AUTHOR

    i just ... um

    >>32031929
    >It's not so much about mind control to me as it is controlling the body with the mind left intact.

    rape, you mean. that is literal rape

    i don't find that particularly sexy either

    (but thanks for not spraying MORALFAG words at me though)
    >> Anonymous 12/05/11(Mon)16:39 No.32031998
    >>32031929
    >that feel when even though it ends up as rape anyway, you can't like body control because they know they don't like it
    >> Anonymous 12/05/11(Mon)16:40 No.32032014
    >>32031880

    Hmm, I suppose I should. It will give me time to examine the presence of an unexpected sexually transmitted disease that has infected one of the crewmates. This one should be exclusive to cockatrices...

    The implications of this are unpleasant to say the least.
    >> Anonymous 12/05/11(Mon)16:40 No.32032025
    >>32031786
    RD and Lady rainicorn would make a bitchin crossover. I'm surprised it hasn't been done.throw Jake in for good measure?
    >> Anonymous 12/05/11(Mon)16:40 No.32032029
    >>32031942
    I discovered I had a mind control fetish when I was 8. In a class, watching a video. I did not understand those feelings, nor what the fuck that feeling in my pants was. I thought I was ill.
    >> Anonymous 12/05/11(Mon)16:40 No.32032031
    >>32031993
    If the mind consents, it isn't rape
    >> Anonymous 12/05/11(Mon)16:40 No.32032032
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    >> Anonymous 12/05/11(Mon)16:41 No.32032056
    >>32031998
    Use your control to suppress pain and stimulate the pleasure centers of their brain. Cloud their mind with endorphins and estrogen.
    >> Anonymous 12/05/11(Mon)16:41 No.32032058
    >>32032025
    >that feel when Lady Rainicorn has a nicer voice than any of the characters on FiM
    >> Anonymous 12/05/11(Mon)16:41 No.32032061
    >>32032031
    Would you let Twilight tinker with your mind, /co/?

    What if she promised she'd put you back, save for any changes you'd like her to make while she's in there?
    >> Anonymous 12/05/11(Mon)16:42 No.32032079
    >>32032061
    Nope, I don't like the prospect of people messing with my mind.
    >> Anonymous 12/05/11(Mon)16:42 No.32032085
    >>32032061
    I'd let Twilight poke around inside me any day.
    >> Anonymous 12/05/11(Mon)16:42 No.32032086
    >>32032025
    Jake and Winona?
    >> Anonymous 12/05/11(Mon)16:42 No.32032087
    >>32031993

    >i don't find that particularly sexy either

    I hear you, man, to each his own

    I don't get off to violent rape though, just the whole non-consenting part
    >> Anonymous 12/05/11(Mon)16:42 No.32032090
    I went for an interview today! Soon I will be able to buy a tablet, but they only have two kinds at the store. Should I get the $50 one or the $70 one?
    >> Anonymous 12/05/11(Mon)16:43 No.32032095
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    >>32031716
    goddammit...
    Also in my headcanon, the main six will be raised to the status of alicorn Princesses to rule alongside Luna and Celestia and they all live happily ever after including spike who never has to lose his own family! Shut up! you can't take this head canon from me!

    oh, also, ponies live quite a bit longer than humans.

    Unicorns live the longest, assisted by magic, Earth ponies are a close second, and no one honestly knows how old Pegasi can get due to their general view of death.
    Pegasi have a Viking view of death, but it need not be battle so much as one last act to achieve glory for when 'they sense their time coming'. Either way, the death of a pegasus is a spectacular affair and shared in story for generations if not eons.

    Earth Ponies accept death as just part of the natural cycle of life, when one life ends, another begins, and the world continues to turn.

    Meanwhile, Unicorns, due to their disposition for using magic for arts or science, generally end up dying in some accident and thus have come to see death as an inevitable, but no less inconvenient occupational hazard.
    >"Now i'll NEVER know if Rarity and I can make fireproof outfits!"
    >"Of all the projects we could have died while working on, this is the WORST! POSSIBLE! THING!"

    This little disposition of Unicorns has pegasi view them in rivalry, especially due to a some unicorns dying in rather spectacular explosions that have changed the landscape of Equestria.
    >> Anonymous 12/05/11(Mon)16:43 No.32032105
    >>32032090
    If i introduce a third option in there that is more expensive than the $70 dollar tablet you'd probably buy the $70 one.
    >> Anonymous 12/05/11(Mon)16:44 No.32032122
    >>32032061

    Fluttershy's stare provides a much scarier mindfucking.

    Twilight would only rewire your brain, Fluttershy's stare would rewire your self.
    >> Deafdefiler !bll4ybGPow 12/05/11(Mon)16:44 No.32032125
    >>32031993
    Yeah, it really is. It's the kind of rape even I won't touch, because it screws up the mind just as much (if not more than) the body.
    >> Anonymous 12/05/11(Mon)16:44 No.32032133
    >>32032087
    What if it was Twilight, finally snapping, and using her powerful horn to hold somebody in place, them powerless to fight back as she has her way with them, letting them scream but holding the vibrations in the air still, so nobody can hear them
    >> Anonymous 12/05/11(Mon)16:44 No.32032134
    >>32032090
    GET THE $50 ONE AND THEN GIVE ME THE $20 AND THE $50 TABLET
    >> Kinky !!Lt2QVxFBHMB 12/05/11(Mon)16:44 No.32032136
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    >> Full Stop 12/05/11(Mon)16:44 No.32032138
    >>32032061
    ...Only if she promised not to look at my memories. Any of them.
    >> Anonymous 12/05/11(Mon)16:45 No.32032151
    >>32032122
    >implying there's a distinction
    >> Anonymous 12/05/11(Mon)16:45 No.32032152
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    >>32032061
    Twilight stares deep into your eyes, you feel a slight pull inside your head. Some things become more clear and cause you to better understand on topics that you otherwise felt that you knew but didn't quite understand. Then there is also a feeling of loss as some memories start to fade away and eventually that loss is replaced by regret. Memories that you once had are now gone or were they really there in the first place?
    >> Anonymous 12/05/11(Mon)16:45 No.32032154
    >>32032125
    but you love all rape! it's your thing.
    >> Anonymous 12/05/11(Mon)16:45 No.32032158
    >>32032122
    Twilight would go in with a screwdriver and soldering iron and make the changes she wants. Fluttershy would go in with a sledgehammer and break you until you're hers.
    >> Mediocre 12/05/11(Mon)16:46 No.32032191
    >>32032031

    disagreement

    comes down to be being uncomfortable with the idea of denying someone agency (to put it clinically, i suppose)

    seems kind of selfish
    >> Anonymous 12/05/11(Mon)16:47 No.32032205
    >>32032125

    >you will never give your mind to someone else, a gesture of complete submittal
    >> Anonymous 12/05/11(Mon)16:47 No.32032216
    >>32032152
    What memories? For a moment, you thought the last year was getting a bit fuzzy, but now you remember it just as clearly as you should. You and Twilight's first date, the first time you said I love you, and the first time you meant it. Clear as day, as if they happened yesterday. Looking back up at her, the subtle glow around her horn fading, you kiss her on the cheek and ask "What's up, Twi?". Nothing, she says. Everything is just perfect.
    >> Anonymous 12/05/11(Mon)16:47 No.32032218
    >>32032205
    nope, get your own mind.
    >> Deafdefiler !bll4ybGPow 12/05/11(Mon)16:48 No.32032224
    >>32032122
    Stare is temporary, very light control. She'll make you stop doing something, and it gives much more weight to her words, but there needs to be a credible threat behind it (I'll tell your mother) and since this is Fluttershy, the usual 'give me head, and if you bite I'll break your teeth' wouldn't be credible.

    >>32032154
    Nope, as soon as permanent harm comes into play (teeth/bone breaking, anything above bruising and rope burn really) it changes from 'something I fap to and enjoy' to 'something I fap to and feel sick about later'.
    >> SlyWit !tedl177Zx2 12/05/11(Mon)16:48 No.32032225
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    >>32030411
    I don't really have one fanon theory. I just think of what would be interesting if it were true. Something you could hang a story around, that you could expand and create and weave into something grand

    What if Celestia and Luna were born as Earth Ponies?
    What if Discord was the original Element of Laughter?
    What if Discord and Celestia liked each other as kids?
    What if Kirin was the Japanese equivalent to ponies, like zebra are African, or native Americans are buffalo?
    What if Derpy's eyes pierce the veil of reality?
    What if the mane six were being groomed to be future princesses of Equestria?
    What if Pinkie loved Dash?

    Those are my fanons. Whatever I think is interesting.
    >> Anonymous 12/05/11(Mon)16:48 No.32032240
    >>32032224
    >permanent harm
    If she puts you back, there's no harm done. If she doesn't, you don't care anyway.
    >> Anonymous 12/05/11(Mon)16:49 No.32032248
    >>32032216
    Thank you Anon, I had no idea where I was going with that.
    >> Mediocre !1Rm7vbk8Bc 12/05/11(Mon)16:49 No.32032252
    >>32032224
    >Nope, as soon as permanent harm comes into play (teeth/bone breaking, anything above bruising and rope burn really) it changes from 'something I fap to and enjoy' to 'something I fap to and feel sick about later'.

    congratulations, you're an ordinary person with a mostly-healthy outlook towards yourself and others

    (i am also experimenting with a tripcode, excuse me)
    >> Anonymous 12/05/11(Mon)16:49 No.32032257
    >>32032224

    >temporary, very light control

    It stopped a rampaging dragon in it's tracts, and then he left and never returned

    the worst thing about it is when she plants ideas in your head, you think they're your own ideas.
    >> Deafdefiler !bll4ybGPow 12/05/11(Mon)16:49 No.32032263
    >>32032240
    That part was on a different subject (hence being after a different post reference).
    >> Anonymous 12/05/11(Mon)16:49 No.32032268
    >>32032224
    >something I fap to and feel sick about later
    that is my fetish though
    >> Anonymous 12/05/11(Mon)16:50 No.32032271
    >>32032252

    don't join the ranks of the tripfaggots!
    >> Anonymous 12/05/11(Mon)16:50 No.32032278
    >>32032240
    >you don't care anyway
    That doesn't make it right.
    Anything may happen, but not a single fucking pony, idiot, dictator or alligator is touching my mind.
    >> Anonymous 12/05/11(Mon)16:50 No.32032281
    >>32032257
    Hey it's like that movie
    >> chistery !!vGFyxi9fnOL 12/05/11(Mon)16:50 No.32032282
    >>32032152
    "You guys, you really think he'd be happier not knowing he came from Trottingham as an orphan?"
    "Sure as shootin', sugarcube. He has a real good home here, no reason for him to remember pain and sadness."
    "And there's nothing bleaker than an orphanage. Terrible color coordination there."
    "... If you're sure ..."

    > Twilight succumbs to peer pressure
    > Pip loses memories, gains security he's never quite felt before
    > ... No one suffers for it. Screw you, D.A.R.E.
    >> SlyWit !tedl177Zx2 12/05/11(Mon)16:50 No.32032287
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    >>32032224
    I don't think you truly understand how terrifying the Stare is. Even knowing its Fluttershy behind the Stare, it is still so powerful as to override logic. Hell, it even overrides reality, as it stopped a cockatrice dead in its tracks.
    >> Anonymous 12/05/11(Mon)16:50 No.32032291
    >>32032252
    > experimenting with a tripcode
    AND I THOUGHT WE COULD BE FRIENDS
    >> Anonymous 12/05/11(Mon)16:50 No.32032292
    >>32032257
    Indeed. Dragons seem to be very proud creatures, if this was "light" or "temporary", it'd have come back pissed. It did neither. It's probably the nicest fucking dragon in the world right now.
    >> Faceless !derpvGeSf. 12/05/11(Mon)16:52 No.32032320
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    >>32031240


    you know, this seems oddly fitting.
    >> Anonymous 12/05/11(Mon)16:52 No.32032323
    >>32032252
    >experimenting with foreign substances like tripcodes

    Your parents are worried about you.
    >> Anonymous 12/05/11(Mon)16:52 No.32032325
    >>32032278
    You think that now, but give her a few minutes...

    Is it right then? No, absolutely not. But who's going to fight your corner, if you won't?
    >> Anonymous 12/05/11(Mon)16:52 No.32032326
    >>32032292

    He has memories of hording gems and blanketing villages in smoke, then he remembers how that tiny yellow pony just explained the error of his ways to him. It all made so much sense, he decided to never be a dick ever again. Not that he had a choice
    >> Anonymous 12/05/11(Mon)16:52 No.32032332
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    Here, have this.
    >> Anonymous 12/05/11(Mon)16:52 No.32032333
    >mind control fetishists
    Well, this has certainly been enlightening.
    If you'll all excuse me, I'm off to have nightmares about my new phobia.
    >> Anonymous 12/05/11(Mon)16:52 No.32032335
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    why can't I enjoy anything any more, why can't I pony

    please kill me
    >> Anonymous 12/05/11(Mon)16:52 No.32032336
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    >> Deafdefiler !bll4ybGPow 12/05/11(Mon)16:53 No.32032345
    >>32032287
    The Stare didn't stop the cockatrice, it just added weight to her words and overrided his ability to think 'but wait, if she's stone I don't have to worry about her telling my mother'. She still needs to make her demands known, but that means she needs both her eyes and mouth for it to work (i.e., it has both Expression and Verbal components, making Heavy Armor a very bad idea for her).
    >> chistery !!vGFyxi9fnOL 12/05/11(Mon)16:53 No.32032354
    >>32032335
    I know the context of the video, but still
    > Snapple leads to suicide
    110% of the time.

    There's your problem.
    >> Anonymous 12/05/11(Mon)16:53 No.32032369
    >>32032325
    You see, if things look like they're going that way, I evacuate myself from the premises.
    I just won't be there to be fooled with.
    >> Anonymous 12/05/11(Mon)16:54 No.32032373
    >>32032354
    Wait, what?
    >> Anonymous 12/05/11(Mon)16:54 No.32032375
    >>32032326
    >>32032292
    I personally like to think that the reason he didn't kill them all for annoying him was because they reminded him of the pony who raised him, who looked a lot like Fluttershy, and he just listened to her out of habit.
    >> Mediocre !1Rm7vbk8Bc 12/05/11(Mon)16:54 No.32032377
    >>32032271
    >>32032291
    >>32032323

    what have i doooooneeee

    >img_rainbowdash_my_life_is_ruined.pdf
    >> Anonymous 12/05/11(Mon)16:54 No.32032392
    >>32032345
    If something elevates words from "The pathetic shouting of my prey" to "The word of god", it's still pretty goddamn powerful
    >> Anonymous 12/05/11(Mon)16:54 No.32032396
    >>32032225
    >What if Celestia and Luna were born as Earth Ponies?
    There's a legend in Japanese Mythology saying an animal becomes mystical after living for so long. Maybe as part of royal lineage the sisters start as Earth Ponies and gain power as they reach enlightenment?

    >What if Discord was the original Element of Laughter?
    It makes sense. The villains of MLP seem to be corrupted in some way, so this would tie into it.

    >What if Discord and Celestia liked each other as kids?
    Sounds neat. Also explains why she turned him to stone instead of outright destroying him (ignoring the kid-friendly ideals of the show)

    >What if Kirin was the Japanese equivalent to ponies, like zebra are African, or native Americans are buffalo?
    Also nice. I'd like to see they messing with twilight's western magic with their eastern silliness.

    >What if Derpy's eyes pierce the veil of reality?
    "Stanky old Pegasus Eyes"

    >What if the mane six were being groomed to be future princesses of Equestria?
    A hell of an ending to the series. Twilight is the new teacher, with the CMC being the main characters of the new series focused around them.

    >What if Pinkie loved Dash?
    Meh...It would tie-in with her seeing the Rainboom as a filly, and influences her preferences in the ideal mate later on...
    >> SlyWit !tedl177Zx2 12/05/11(Mon)16:55 No.32032408
    >>32032345
    The way I recall, she didn't say anything at first, and the stare was powerful enough to slow, then reverse the cockatrice, much to its confusion. The talking came after Fluttershy proved she was the baddest ass starer of all. Stare Master, even.
    >> Anonymous 12/05/11(Mon)16:55 No.32032419
    >>32032369
    And that'll work, if Twilight cares about your opinion. She certainly does, now, but if ever she snaps again, well, you can't run if you're being held a foot off the ground
    >> Anonymous 12/05/11(Mon)16:56 No.32032426
    >>32032377
    It's okay, I went there once too, it's not too late to come back! I even contribute art and fics anonymously now!
    There are other alternatives to tripfagging!
    >> Anonymous 12/05/11(Mon)16:57 No.32032443
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    >>32032225
    >What if Pinkie loved Dash?

    Pinkie already loves Dashie, silly!
    >> Anonymous 12/05/11(Mon)16:57 No.32032446
    >>32032426
    Did you go on the patch, or quit cold turkey?
    >> Anonymous 12/05/11(Mon)16:57 No.32032452
    Reposting from a previous thread

    As a final blow before he was sealed away, Discord placed a curse upon the genetic structure of ponies. In Discord's time and for long before it, all ponies were Alicorns. After he broke their genes, their offspring began splitting into the earth, peagasus and unicorn species we see today.

    The reason why Luna and Celestia are still around is because of the seals nature. The seal on Discord kept them alive and they maintained each other. When Luna was banished and the elements lost, the seal was weakened but not broken. When the seal was broken and eventually reformed by Twilight and her friends, Celestia and Luna lost their immortality and it transferred to the mane 6 who now hold the seal.

    This explains why Luna appeared to age so rapidly between S1 and S2. Her age is beginning to catch up with her and she has grown accordingly.
    >> Anonymous 12/05/11(Mon)16:57 No.32032457
    >>32032408

    He just doesn't want his waifu to be a mind-rapist
    >> Anonymous 12/05/11(Mon)16:57 No.32032473
    >>32032419
    Okay, how do I change my waifu?
    >> Anonymous 12/05/11(Mon)16:58 No.32032478
    >>32032443
    >>32032396

    But wat if! Dash loved Pinkie?
    >> Anonymous 12/05/11(Mon)16:58 No.32032484
    >>32032446
    I realized my faggotry and forced myself to stop. The coldest of turkeys.
    >> Anonymous 12/05/11(Mon)16:58 No.32032486
    >>32032473
    Ask Twilight. She specialises in that kind of thing.
    >> chistery !!vGFyxi9fnOL 12/05/11(Mon)16:58 No.32032495
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    >>32032443
    Whereas Twilight has rather more trouble finding love.
    >> Anonymous 12/05/11(Mon)16:58 No.32032498
    THIS THREAD IS NOW MY WAIFU
    >> Anonymous 12/05/11(Mon)16:59 No.32032504
    >>32032486
    But I don't want to go close to her anymore.
    >> Anonymous 12/05/11(Mon)16:59 No.32032513
    >>32032473
    Pick Rarity or Sweetie Belle.
    >> Anonymous 12/05/11(Mon)16:59 No.32032520
    >>32032473
    >>32032486
    Yeah, just ask Twilight. My waifu used to be... to be honest I can't remember who it used to be before Twilight. I guess I didn't ask for her help after all.
    >> Full Stop 12/05/11(Mon)16:59 No.32032521
    >>32032495
    >somone
    >SOMONE
    >> Ace !U4dvSMKdvE 12/05/11(Mon)17:00 No.32032529
    Wait, are we trying on trip codes now? I want one, I want one!
    inb4therage
    >> Anonymous 12/05/11(Mon)17:00 No.32032533
    >>32032504
    She can teleport, you're not safe from her wherever you are. You may as well ask her anyway.
    >> Anonymous 12/05/11(Mon)17:01 No.32032557
    >>32032520
    >not having Twilight as a waifu
    >ever
    Cute, pretty, smart, nerdy, adorable, sexy, purple pony is best pony
    >> Anonymous 12/05/11(Mon)17:01 No.32032558
    >>32032520

    Mother of God...
    >> HAS TRIP, DOESN'T CONTRIBUTE !jSi0.CvNLs 12/05/11(Mon)17:01 No.32032559
    >>32032529
    I don't mind
    >> Anonymous 12/05/11(Mon)17:01 No.32032563
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    >>32032443
    >Rainbow Dash Pinkie Pie 48
    >implying you have 48 or more pictures of rainbow and pinkie
    >> chistery !!vGFyxi9fnOL 12/05/11(Mon)17:01 No.32032564
    >>32032521
    Yeah, that made me rage too, especially since it's supposed to be "hot gay nerd."
    >> Klon !DikeSE7wv6 12/05/11(Mon)17:02 No.32032571
    >>32032529
    OH MAN I LOVE CODETRIPS
    >> SlyWit !tedl177Zx2 12/05/11(Mon)17:02 No.32032574
    >>32032396
    >Celestia and Luna born as normal ponies
    That's actually something that inspired a the fic idea I'm working on. I've actually taken it a different direction, tying this together with the idea that they founded Equestria from a land of chaos, challenging all the social and diety orders of their day.
    >Discord as the Element of Laughter
    I wrote a short thing on that, too, just expanding the idea of who the other 6 would be, and tying it into a creation story for the world.
    >Discord and Celestia liked each other as kids
    Yeah, I kind of like this idea because it shows a lot of potential for interesting character development. That, and Celestia and Discord seem to both love laughter, giving them a reason to perhaps like each other while niave and young
    >Kirin as Japanese ponies
    It's an idea I've floated a couple of times because it seems quite cool, yet perfectly in tone with the show. Haven't done much more than that. Imagine Samurai Kirin, though, that's interesting.
    >Derpy's eyes
    My favorite fanon is that she's a kind of transcendent pony.
    >Mane 6 as coming princesses
    I like the idea of a sequel series! the CMC grown a little older would be perfect
    >Pinkie loved Dash
    Sometime I like shipping. That's all
    >> Anonymous 12/05/11(Mon)17:02 No.32032578
    I don't have any real fanon theories, but there is something in the back of my mind.
    Crossover between that Jackie chan adventures show and mlpfim. For whatever reason, Shendu exists (in statue form) somewhere in Equestria. he may have even been sealed this way by Celestia herself, much like Discord, scattering his twelve talismans. Guess which one somepony stumbles on first.
    >> Anonymous 12/05/11(Mon)17:02 No.32032595
    >>32032557
    Probably will fuck with your mind the moment she feels like it.
    Yeah no.
    >> Anonymous 12/05/11(Mon)17:03 No.32032597
    >>32032574
    Is Paradise STILL going on?
    >> Deafdefiler !bll4ybGPow 12/05/11(Mon)17:03 No.32032599
    >>32032457
    Aaaand POS website ate my fucking post again.

    Short rewrite: not arguing, just presenting a possible alternative, Fluttershy can't use it intentionally anyway and isn't my waifu because I don't have one.
    >> Anonymous 12/05/11(Mon)17:03 No.32032609
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    >>32032574
    Dash and Pinkie have the best color schemes,
    >> Anonymous 12/05/11(Mon)17:03 No.32032620
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    >>32032595
    She wouldn't do that because. She is cute, pretty, smart, nerdy, adorable, sexy, purple pony is best pony.
    >> Anonymous 12/05/11(Mon)17:03 No.32032621
    >>32032595

    >Implying she hasn't already and all Twifags are just the result of mental modification
    >> Anonymous 12/05/11(Mon)17:03 No.32032622
    >>32032578
    the one where you shut up?

    the only good part of that show was when yellowchinks whatshername protagonist got turned into a lemure. so many 'bating sessions, lemme tell ya.
    >> Anonymous 12/05/11(Mon)17:03 No.32032628
    >>32032595
    but why would you ever deny her? You know she wouldn't do anything bad, she'd never do that. She's not like that. Any changes she makes are for the better, for everyone.
    >> Anonymous 12/05/11(Mon)17:04 No.32032631
    Know what I would really like to see more of? Episodes where characters and there foils play off of each other. For example, Rarity and Applejack are complete opposites so when they interact it just feels interesting and funny. Fluttershy is Pinkie Pie's foil while Rainbow Dash is Twilight's (arguably the other way around but what ever).
    >> Full Stop 12/05/11(Mon)17:04 No.32032632
    >>32032564
    >nerd
    >completely fucking incapable of verbal and written communication

    No, that sounds about right to me.
    >> Anonymous 12/05/11(Mon)17:04 No.32032642
    >>32032599
    Hit Control-Z in the post box
    >> Anonymous 12/05/11(Mon)17:05 No.32032655
    Are we recycling that AJ thread or starting a new one?
    >> Anonymous 12/05/11(Mon)17:05 No.32032656
    Twilight could practice experimental brain surgery techniques on me any time
    >> Anonymous 12/05/11(Mon)17:05 No.32032660
    >>32032628
    "Oh... just a little... fetish there, you won't miss that... memories of your last girlfriend? no no no, can't have that... you're non-commitant, huh? well you are now..."
    >> Mediocre 12/05/11(Mon)17:05 No.32032662
    >>32032599
    >Fluttershy can't use it intentionally anyway

    i think that's why rainbow dash's pet episode irked me

    it's funny when something supernatural happens entirely involuntarily, having pinkie say 'oh i used my pinkie sense' just flattens the humour a little bit

    i know, it's for the story and everything

    but considering it's an episode probably designed to sell the tank toy to kids (lol), welp
    >> SlyWit !tedl177Zx2 12/05/11(Mon)17:05 No.32032669
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    >>32032597
    It's been on hiatus since September. Come two weeks, I'll be back to working on it.
    >> Deafdefiler !bll4ybGPow 12/05/11(Mon)17:06 No.32032670
    >>32032642
    Doesn't do anything.
    >> Anonymous 12/05/11(Mon)17:06 No.32032671
    >>32032628
    No fucking with the mind. That is where I draw the line. I'd sooner pet play with Fluttershy and even the thought makes me throw up.
    >>32032620
    Oh dear.
    She already got to you.
    She is those things but that droning...
    Oh dear.
    >> chistery !!vGFyxi9fnOL 12/05/11(Mon)17:06 No.32032678
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    >>32032660
    > mfw this is that "Janeway falls in love with a Holodeck character" episode writ PONE
    >> Mediocre 12/05/11(Mon)17:06 No.32032682
    >>32032662

    no, wait, that was the wrong episode

    excuse me
    >> Anonymous 12/05/11(Mon)17:06 No.32032691
    >>32032670
    stop using a mac
    >> Anonymous 12/05/11(Mon)17:07 No.32032715
    >>32032678
    >Twilight is Janeway
    >Discord comes back and starts hitting on her.
    >> Anonymous 12/05/11(Mon)17:07 No.32032720
    >>32032660
    >not doctoring my memories to make every previous girlfriend seem like an even worse bitch in comparison to her

    I dunno, it'd be a happy life, at least. Not many other people get to have their perfect woman.
    >> SlyWit !tedl177Zx2 12/05/11(Mon)17:07 No.32032726
    >>32032609
    I like their chemistry. They really connect on a playful, but caring, level.
    >> Deafdefiler !bll4ybGPow 12/05/11(Mon)17:07 No.32032727
    >>32032691
    >implying I'm not using XP
    >> Anonymous 12/05/11(Mon)17:08 No.32032730
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    >>32032660

    "Whats this? you sure have an affinity for Pinkie. I better fix that before it becomes a problem for me."
    >> Mediocre 12/05/11(Mon)17:08 No.32032738
    >>32032678

    reg barclay's holodeck episode was better

    'goddess of empathy', lol
    >> Anonymous 12/05/11(Mon)17:08 No.32032739
    >>32032320
    I didn't know you were in Skyrim, Faceless.
    http://www.dorkly.com/embed/28298/skyrim-theme-lyrics-revealed
    >> Anonymous 12/05/11(Mon)17:08 No.32032741
    >>32032727
    stop using windows
    >> Anonymous 12/05/11(Mon)17:08 No.32032743
    >>32032671
    She already got to me how? I mean, really, cute, pretty, smart, nerdy, adorable, sexy, purple pony is best pony wouldn't do that to me. Because cute, pretty, smart, nerdy, adorable, sexy, purple pony is best pony, is my waifu.
    >> Anonymous 12/05/11(Mon)17:08 No.32032753
    >>32032720

    Except eventually your mind would break and you'd either be a raving lunatic or a vegetable.
    >> Anonymous 12/05/11(Mon)17:09 No.32032766
    >>32032730
    > implying it wouldn't be a fun triad relationship
    >> Anonymous 12/05/11(Mon)17:09 No.32032771
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    >>32032726
    >They really connect on a playful, but caring, level.

    Yea pretty much this.
    >> Leth !Leth/HQgHY 12/05/11(Mon)17:10 No.32032816
    >>32032660
    At least that wouldn't work on me.
    >> Mediocre 12/05/11(Mon)17:10 No.32032818
    >>32032771

    almost like best friends, hm

    flicker of awareness sparking up?
    >> Faceless !derpvGeSf. 12/05/11(Mon)17:11 No.32032822
    >>32032739
    Ha. mustard jar.
    >> SlyWit !tedl177Zx2 12/05/11(Mon)17:11 No.32032823
    >>32032730
    >My faithful student, I do believe that you have some explaining to do regarding your latest exercise of the Want It Need It spell. See me in Canterlot, and bring your thrall.
    >> Anonymous 12/05/11(Mon)17:11 No.32032824
    >>32032671
    >that feel when you hear the sound of her teleporting behind you, and try to turn your head, only to find it's locked in place as you feel the cold bone of her horn press against the base of your skull
    You a Twifufag now, boy
    >> SlyWit !tedl177Zx2 12/05/11(Mon)17:11 No.32032851
    >>32032818
    The line between best friends and lovers is merely attraction.
    >> Full Stop 12/05/11(Mon)17:12 No.32032861
    >>32032824
    >Bone
    >Not keratin
    Nigga you cereal
    >> Anonymous 12/05/11(Mon)17:12 No.32032882
    My head cannon:

    Rarity's cutie mark / special talent is gems and finding them.

    So while being fancy and designing dresses is her hobby, she makes her money by running the largest mining company in all of equestria. She keeps it a secret because she doesn't want her friends to know exactly how rich she is, and because the Pony Elite would shun her for working with mud and dirt.

    The dress store loses money hand over fist, but she'll never lose it because she makes so much money mining.
    >> Anonymous 12/05/11(Mon)17:12 No.32032884
    >>32032823
    Can she even narrow the want-it-need-it spell down to only affect a single person or small group of people? Going by lesson zero, she can't.
    >> Anonymous 12/05/11(Mon)17:12 No.32032885
    >>32032824
    If she can't be without meddling with my mind, no.
    >> Deafdefiler !bll4ybGPow 12/05/11(Mon)17:13 No.32032887
    >>32032824
    >Twifufag

    Dammit I hate laughing in public.
    >> Anonymous 12/05/11(Mon)17:13 No.32032888
    >>32032578
    So... Trixie is Valmount, applejack wants 'no trabble', Applebloom wants to learn 'the art of buttwhoop', and Twilight reminds everyone that 'MAGIC MUST DEFEAT MAGIC!'

    another random bit of headcanon: The Everfree forest is how nature used to be, just without the monsters. It was the former seat of power and then Discord fucked up nature to the point where even after he was sealed, ponies needed to micromanage everything.
    The Everfree forest has monsters because when Discord couldn't corrupt it's natural state, he just threw a bunch of monsters and freaky plant life inside.
    >> Anonymous 12/05/11(Mon)17:13 No.32032889
    Wait, if it is possible that Discord was the Element of Laughter way back when, could Pinkie become a sort of Discord in the future?

    >best episode ever chocolate rain
    >> Anonymous 12/05/11(Mon)17:13 No.32032897
    >>32032861

    >Not a hardened candy that complements marshmallow.

    u dum
    >> Anonymous 12/05/11(Mon)17:14 No.32032919
    >>32032887
    You're on 4chan. In public?

    I thought we are all supposed to be so introverted that we stay inside our houses.
    >> Anonymous 12/05/11(Mon)17:14 No.32032922
    >>32032887

    >browsing MLPG in public

    are you insane?!
    >> Anonymous 12/05/11(Mon)17:14 No.32032926
    >>32032882

    So she just has fun making dresses and running a play shop?
    >> Anonymous 12/05/11(Mon)17:14 No.32032942
    >>32032884
    I'm assuming that the WINI spell isn't the only spell of that kind in her spellbooks, now that the school definitely exists.
    >> Anonymous 12/05/11(Mon)17:15 No.32032949
    >>32032926
    Im not that guy but i like his idea but i will said she love the dresses, the mining company is just for living.
    >> Mediocre 12/05/11(Mon)17:15 No.32032957
    >>32032851

    that's their own business, mister
    >> SlyWit !tedl177Zx2 12/05/11(Mon)17:15 No.32032969
    >>32032889
    Pinkie could be like Discord the same way Luna can be like Nightmare Moon.

    That's actually a horrifying thought.
    >> Deafdefiler !bll4ybGPow 12/05/11(Mon)17:15 No.32032970
    >>32032922
    >>32032919
    I've got my back to a wall.
    >> Anonymous 12/05/11(Mon)17:16 No.32032983
    >>32032922
    >>32032919
    I browse MLPG in public on occasion, when I'm forced to leave my townhouse.

    Usually not for very long, though. It's unsatisfying to switch tabs every time someone walks behind me.
    >> Anonymous 12/05/11(Mon)17:16 No.32032985
    >>32032970
    You'd think so.
    >> Ninja 12/05/11(Mon)17:16 No.32032987
    >>32032969
    Oh dear lord I want to see a fic about this. Something. Anything.
    >> Anonymous 12/05/11(Mon)17:16 No.32032994
    >>32032970
    rapists always know the best rape protection
    >> Full Stop 12/05/11(Mon)17:16 No.32032997
    >>32032970
    Are you like me where you have this horrible feeling of uneasiness if there's open space behind you, especially if there's people there?
    >> Anonymous 12/05/11(Mon)17:16 No.32032998
    >>32032957
    Woah its not like we are going to hate them because they are waifus man.
    >> chistery !!vGFyxi9fnOL 12/05/11(Mon)17:16 No.32032999
    >>32032942
    Question is ...

    > How did Twilight know that spell in the first place?

    COMMENCE WITH THE SAD SAD TALE OF TWILIGHT'S FIRST CRUSH ON MOONDANCER.
    >> Anonymous 12/05/11(Mon)17:17 No.32033011
    >>32032889
    >Discord does a power swap with Pinkie
    >Pinkie the chaos god
    >But discord can always avoid everything she does, because after all, twitchy tail, itch on knee, and with a step over here she'll never catch me.
    >> Anonymous 12/05/11(Mon)17:17 No.32033012
    >>32032823
    >Her reply letter is enchanted
    >Celestia never questions her again

    >my captcha is ntsbro xterse
    Tripfag shipping, ho!
    >> Anonymous 12/05/11(Mon)17:17 No.32033013
    >>32032969

    In my mind there exists a cartoon series that doesn't suck about the origins of Equestria as it is now, revolving around a previous six friends that went to shit, giving rise to several of histories' villains and saviors.
    >> Anonymous 12/05/11(Mon)17:17 No.32033015
    >>32032969
    So, when Pinkie went mental she was just progressing towards a Discord persona? That's intriguing...
    >> Deafdefiler !bll4ybGPow 12/05/11(Mon)17:17 No.32033019
    >>32032997
    Big time. If I can't find a wall to sit against, I usually won't sit down, and I never sit unless I'm absolutely certain I'm safe (crouch instead).
    >> Anonymous 12/05/11(Mon)17:17 No.32033020
    >>32033015
    >>32033014
    >>32033014
    >>32033014
    >>32033014
    >>32033014
    >>32033014
    >>32033014
    >>32033014
    >>32033014
    >>32033014

    New thread
    >> Anonymous 12/05/11(Mon)17:17 No.32033023
    >>32032999
    Tell me more.
    >> Anonymous 12/05/11(Mon)17:17 No.32033024
    >>32032926
    Yup. The mining company pretty much runs itself by this point, so she isn't needed every day.

    Also this ties into her generosity, she has no problem being so generous because she's rich as fuck.
    >> Anonymous 12/05/11(Mon)17:18 No.32033031
    >>32032999
    Not only that, but it "Works Every Time". She's practiced it. In a world where even the animals are sentient. Their minds mean nothing to her.
    >> Anonymous 12/05/11(Mon)17:19 No.32033061
    >>32032994
    Well, if you have your back to the wall you don't have much room to run.

    It'd be better if he was more in the public eye than for him to be in a corner with nowhere to go.
    >> SlyWit !tedl177Zx2 12/05/11(Mon)17:19 No.32033071
    >>32033015
    After Pinkie achieves princess level power, if a feeling like that sunk into her, then we'd have a pony like a combination of Nightmare Moon and Discord in actions.
    >> Full Stop 12/05/11(Mon)17:21 No.32033123
    >>32033061
    I know in my case back to the wall is a favorable position just because very few humans could get in my way effectively, instead of just getting knocked aside as I attempt egress.
    >> Anonymous 12/05/11(Mon)17:24 No.32033218
    >>32033071
    >Nightmare Moon/Discord Pinkie Pie
    Now for a party that will last, FOREEEVEEEEER!
    >> SlyWit !tedl177Zx2 12/05/11(Mon)17:29 No.32033354
    >>32033218
    Pretty much my thoughts.

    >You all MUST attend my party! Mwa ha ha ha ha! Pranks! Pranks everywhere! ha, ha, ha! You all will be my friends. YOU WILL BE MY FRIENDS AND NONE OF YOU WILL LEAVE ME EVER AGAIN! Why, Twilight? Why did you go? I thought you liked my parties. I thought you loved my pranks. Was I not there for you?
    >> Anonymous 12/05/11(Mon)17:31 No.32033413
    >>32032999
    No, it would never occur to Twilight Sparkle to us the Want It Need It spell to make a pony fall in love with her. She's very much the Elphaba character, annoyed and spiteful at the other, more popular students in her class. Instead, she'd use the spell to screw with her classmate's emotions, manipulating them the same way she'd seen her mentor Celestia manipulate the members of her court.

    When Celestia got wind of what Twilight was up to, that's when she banish--er, sent her off to Ponyville to "make some friends". It's the first time Celestia's felt guilty about something in centuries.



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