That fucker is just an annoying idiot with a great voice.

>that awkward moment when you're not first.

MURDER AND RAEP

This one has a topic, so I assume it to be the thread...
What would discord's limit for his abilities be?

POTYAY

>>32028618

It's all he needs. That, and a magnificent dance.

>>32028637
Bitch he's chaotic, he does whatever he wants. Fuck limits.

I love Discord

>>32028637
No turning ponies into stone

Let's use this thread instead of the one that starts with pony ass.

RAPE UP YOUR DAMN MIND!

>>32028666
oh god that celestia is hideous

>>32028670
What about Discord ass?

>>32028719
No.

>>32028709
OH MY GOSH! RAPE, YOU SAY? I LOVE RAPE!

>>32028719

>>32028657
Well yeah...but there has to be an upper limit on what exactly he can do, right? No one has absolute power, right?

>>32028668
Well there's this.

>rape

>>32028727
YES

>>32028719
Dose he have a ass? He has the body of a snake thing.

Twilight Sparkle's obviously a college student and apparently old enough to live off-campus and hold down a part-time job while continuing her studies. That places her squarely in the mid-20s age bracket.

From what very little we've seen of Twilight at Canterlot University (or is it just an offshoot of Celestia's School for Gifted Unicorns?) there's no evidence she's been holding down a job or isn't living in the dorms. She could be anywhere from a Freshman to a super-senior to a graduate student.

Given the depth of her alchemical and thaumatological studies she's probably some kind of grad student, but she's such a wunderkind it's hard to tell what that means for her age bracket.

>>32028731
Would you rape a pony?
The correct answer is no, you sick fuck

>>32028752
Sorry, meant to quote that first part.

ALSO HELLS YES DISCORD THREAD.

DOUBLE RAEP

Watch out, picture contains diabetes.

>>32028741
>Well yeah...but there has to be an upper limit on what exactly he can do, right? No one has absolute power, right?
He can't be in two places at once I guess.

>>32028304

Oh come on, it's not even a contest.

Leth/Issac, where is the marker to decide which thread is the general?

>>32028784
> they're both thinking "SEQUINS!"

>>32028719
his ass is non exsistant

he is literally a sausage body

>>32028773
>no twilight
>derpy instead
Kill yourself.

>>32028773
>diabetes
>implying it's cute
>and not FUYCKCUFCCFUCKC KILL ALL OF THEM

>>32028784
That guy is a fag.

>>32028794

That deafdefiler guy hasn't deleted his post yet

>>32028752
Given that Celestia was fine with her moving completely out of town and only staying in touch weekly, I'd say she's probably technically graduated already and is doing independent research

>>32028742
Weaver made me sad... ;_;

>>32028805
OH YOU NEWPONY THEY CAN DELETE HIS

>>32028813
I'm gonna repeat this until somebody who's saved it posts it: Twilight rapes Discord in the end.

>>32028813
>Weaver
nope

>>32028742
Is...is it bad I'm a little..."inspired" by this?

>>32028773
MUWDUW! YAY!
KIWWING
SOKUWTE

>>32028823
it is weaver

>>32028846
>Weaver
nope

>>32028813

Weaver made me glad in the pants

This picture doesn't even make sense but....YAY ASS

>>32028807
I don't know if she has a degree but I've presumed that Celestia's just waved all of her general studies credits and now she's working as a faux-graduate student.

> MFW in an upcoming episode Twilight finally gets the scroll officiating her 'graduation' in the mail and has a panic attack that Celestia doesn't want her as a student or academic any more

>>32028773
245 KB of pure pony infraction

>>32028835

Inspired to do what?

COME ON EVERYPONI SMILE SMILE SMILE!

>>32028835
yes

unless by that you mean inspired to slowly, over the course of many weeks, build up her self confidence until she's ready, and believes she's worth it, as the start of a long and loving relationship

>>32028777

>>32028822
Is this suppose to redeem it?

>>32028860
I don't know why there's not much r34 inspired by that line.
Also I know exactly why boner

>>32028742


Stop, touching, Twilight...

>>32028885
NNNNNNOOOOO

>>32028905
THANK YOU LETH

>>32028777
I'm still confused over this, why would he want the truth be known? Pimp mad he didn't get his street cred?

>>32028905
You're safe here marker

>>32028905
YOU SAVED THE WORLD, LETH.

>>32028894
Not at all. I still hate the whole strip.
It just makes it a bit better.

>>32028905
YOUR SPELLING DISTURBS ME MARKER

>>32028905
>we haven't died yet
>mfw

>>32028886
See, I'd just be inspired to teach Twilight about consent, boundaries, and narrowly avoiding telling her flat-out maybe her first time shouldn't have been in that kind of mindfuck headspace.

Also PONE!

>>32028905
Well this one is not about pony ass

>>32028869
I dunno, she seems to do a lot of general research and practice on just shit she's interested in, as well as being basically the strongest thing to walk the ground, so I doubt Celestia would let her out of her sight if she didn't think she could handle herself

>>32028905

It is.

>>32028905
If only this thread didn't have that annoying dumbass as topic.

>>32028905
>analize
>other thread was a picture of twilight's plot

>>32028921

He cheated on Celestia and Celestia goes and tells everyone that he was an evil tyrant who spread suffering and pain throughout the world.

>>32028905
>>32028885
Leth and Smile chose this thread almost at the same time, I'm gonna ship them

Could Dovahkiin deal with discord? He is kinda dragon like.

>>32028905
Fantastic, and all was right in the world

fumo fumo fu

>>32028933
It's like saying that flushing shit makes it not-shit

>>32028913
okay

>>32028945
I'm sure she knows all the concepts, though, especially after what happened to her she'd have wanted to understand it as well as she could. She can't learn to appreciate herself, or have respect for her own body, from a book, though

>>32028860

>>32028946
Neither was the other one.

It was about best pony.

>>32028859
ARE YOU RETARDED?

ARE YOU DENSE?

HE IS THE GODDAMN WEAVER!

>>32028969

They are my new OTP

>>32028948
I can hear it now, though --
"My dear Twilight, I don't want you to stop your studies! I only sent you this diploma so you could be published as a Woman of Letters in peer-reviewed literature! I'd love nothing more than to keep you on as a graduate student as long as you'd like."
"... G-great, Princess! I'll even be your TA if you want me to!"
"Oh no no no, that's for students with GPA's lower than you with a better track record for emotional stability."

>>32029003
But you had a picture of an ass

>>32029008
>WEAVER!
nope

>>32028970
Yes.
The player character can deal with fucking anything.

>>32028894
partially

>>32028970
Dovahkiin has CHIM.
No contest.

>>32028742
Who would make something like this? This is just depressing and tragic.

>>32028822

>>32029003

Oh wait, you're serious.

Lemme laugh even harder!

>>32029023

True. Player is hardcore.

>>32029032
>CHIM
You know where the exit is.

>>32029038
Glitter Glue is a complicated man.

>>32029017
>Twilight can't find Celestia's favourite quill
>She rips apart the entire tower looking for it, going so far as to rip it out of the foundations and shake it upsidown
>Celestia forgot it was behind her ear the whole time

>>32029032
So does Discord

>>32028990

NO!!

>>32028970
For a moment I thought she said Futaborn.

I was angry.

>>32029039
Like I said..."inspired"

>>32028969
>not shipping hoppipxdinofag
>2011

What is Twilight's favorite spell

>>32028933
I don't hate it... it just makes me very sad and kinda of ashamed for finding it somewhat arousing...

>>32028913
Trolomanchu could be one of my favorite artists if he ever finished a damn picture and wasn't such a weeaboo and didn't suck Railgunner's cock.

>>32029093
Teleport

>>32029093
Levitation

>>32029057
> mfw Celestia decided to send Twilight to Ponyville to study in no small part because it's so much less expensive to rebuild the town square than Canterlot Commons Tower

>>32029093
Telekinesis.

>>32029093
Want It Need It
For those cold, lonely nights

>>32029019
It was the ass of best pony.

>>32029023
>>32029046
That's cute that you think that.

>>32029102
This picture is both awesome and disturbing

>>32029032
WHAT'S CHIM?????

>>32029126
Why are you so ugly Nathan?

>>32029115
DO NOT EVER POST THAT PIC AGAIN!

>>32029126
shut up nathan. what is wrong with you?

>>32029120
This..
Has anyone written a fic about it backfiring in the best of ways yet?

>>32028969
>ship
>implying this isn't the best ship

>>32029133
Fuck you Anon

>>32029120
> for those cold, lonely nights
Surely you mean the Come to Life spell.

>>32029115
>and the tower they hold exams in, and the shops, and the bars, and fuck, the whole city if she gets particularly frustrated

>>32029129
I haven't played one single game where the PC hasn't won in the end.

>>32029135

>>32029088
How about HoppoppopxDinofagxLethxSmile?

>>32029166
Tetris
Skifree

>>32029142

>I was watching Treasure Planet last night

You. Brofist. Right here. Right now.

>>32029152
> Twilight is Celestia's convenient reason for urban renewal projects throughout Ponyville
> city aldermen vie for Twilight and Friends to visit THEIR cities to get special emergency funding
> justasplanned.png

>>32029126

>>32029140
I... unf
I'm tempted. But... coursework. Somebody else do it, for the love of god

>>32029170
YOU TOO! YES YOU! DO NOT EVER POST THAT PIC AGAIN!

>>32029135

Dammed Scootaloo

>>32029190
I find it to be an ok movie, not the best, not as to par with other Disney movies, but enjoyable

>>32029190
>
Also I just found out about a strategy game set five years after the movie.
Yes it's probably crap.
BUT FUCK YES MORE OF THOSE SHIPS

>>32029217
What's wrong with her ear?

>>32028885

okay

>>32029148
The main problem there is losing control, which she obviously is highly likely to do. And then she can't make them stop. And oh god it hurts so much.

>>32029200
No, we're just gonna wait until you finish that work.
Get on it.
Then the MMDW.

>>32029206
I'M RAGING SO HARD I'M SETTING MYSELF ON FIRE! DO NOT EVER POST THAT PIC AGAIN!

>>32029190
Atlantis was better

>>32029226
There's a strategy game?! Which system?

>>32029236
what's wrong with your everything?

>>32029236
What's wrong with your face?

>>32029148
Cast on a dildo, maybe...

>>32029071

>>32029246

Boy...

>>32029255
Whats wrong with your mom orbiting my CHIM

>>32029238
I'm convinced most Come to Life spells aren't self-generating, so as long as she only feeds it so much power, say, her tinker-toy laboratory helper robots won't wreck EVERYTHING in her alchemy stock room.

... That's not to say she hasn't been tempted to overcharge some of her appliances.

Spike is still mad the microwave's blown. Bro loves him some Hot Pockets.

>>32029236
please stop living.

>>32029245
>maybe if i keep pretending to be mad I'll get more attention!

>>32029244
>that feel when you really shouldn't, and you're waiting for feedback from ntstststststs on the last thing you wrote anyway
vs
>that feel when *sproing*

>>32029246
Well that's a given.
What was this submarine's name, anyway?>>32029251
PC. Battle at Procyon.

>>32029279
No one will find your body.

>>32029290
MY DICK IS NOW ORBITING YOUR CHIN

>>32029042
No one but Nathan would post something blatantly sexual and then deny it a minute later.

>>32029217
What is this abomination from the Island of Doctor Moreau?

>>32029299
>Winter Wrap Up
She lost control there, and she wasn't even biting her lip hard enough to break the skin so as not to wake Spike

>>32029299
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oIQEGDZbjZ0

Magnificent microwave Hot Pocket.

>>32029323
It was a screenshot from the show, how is that blatantly sexual?

Are you saying the show is blatantly sexual?

This...this whole thread is unholy. Corrupted. Unneeded. And yet this - this is the manifestation of our community, both it's pinnacle and dead end. Bask in its filth, for this is the true face of My Little Pony fans. Be fascinated! - and move on.

>>32029323
>Nathan
>sexual
Two things that should never be in the same sentence.

>>32029305
>youmustbenewhere.jpg

>>32029341
out of context that screenshot was yes

>>32029279
Judging from those helmet lines, I'm guessing that person didn't draw that Fluttershy and obviously didn't draw the dragon.

>>32029341
Yes.

>>32029346
Do your remember that ChrisChanesque pickle = penis thing he went through?

TOUGH TASK AHEAD I FACE...

All animation errors where caused by discord.

>>32029310
Nautilus 2 or something like that.

>>32029274
> that'sthejoke.png
Though really, who wouldn't want enchanted adult toys, given you're an adult consumer who likes self-pleasure?

Picture related. I mean Twilight WAS in a full-body cast during Feeling Pinkie Keen.

does nathan have a penis or vaginas?

>>32029358
>>32029362
Wow, you guys really have your heads dug deep into that gutter.

Celestia taught Twilight how to create life. Since it`s not evne a magic spell to begin with.

Would you fuck Smudge the Unicorn?
Would you take Smudge for a ride with your crazy human penis?

Posting prettiest pony. Who is Fluttershy.

>BUT ANON THAT'S NOT-

NOPE. Prettiest pony is Fluttershy.

>>32029391
He has both in his dresser.

>>32029391
Both. He has Klinefelters' Syndrome.

He's a hermaphrodite. He just identifies as male.

>>32029396
says the one who wants to fuck a cartoon filly

HEY NATHAN

http://www.ebay.com/itm/280783546888?ssPageName=STRK:MEWAX:IT&_trksid=p3984.m1438.l2649

http://www.ebay.com/itm/110787343466?ssPageName=STRK:MEWAX:IT&_trksid=p3984.m1438.l2649

>>32029341
A picture of solely of an ass can be considered sexual if no other content is presented.

Think.

>>32029382
Ulysses actually.

>>32029402
Is that you, Rose? Would you?

>>32029417
And here I thought you made a Nathan plushie

I am partially disappointed

>>32029400
That's...really pretty. Are there any more clockwork ponies?

>>32029407
Post more of this pleasantly pretty pony, please?

>>32029417
that shit is kawaii

>>32029417
Good god, that stitching around the neck is terrible.

>>32029390

>>32029413
Most people with Klinefelters' don't have 1:1 genitalia, they're just intersex, meaning their genitalia may be "ambiguous" or at least not 100%.

And I mean HOW DARE SOMEONE without a mighty 100% normal circumsized penis identify as A MAN!

>>32029407

Well, she is kinda cute...

>>32029446

>>32029407
it makes me sad that she will inevitably end up being brutally violated

>>32029417
How much money is in her feet?

I'm considering buying it just to rip the feet open for the money inside.

>>32029457
Oh, I know. He's got both sets of organs, and neither work right. Whatever Nathan is, he ain't a man.

>>32029454
>implying you'd care when you fuck it up its tiny filly butt

>>32029454
THE STITCHING AROUND YOUR NECK IS HORRIBLE

>>32029417
>dat giraffe neck
>dat lack of muzzle
>dat neck stitching
>inb4 $500

>>32029407
Why of course.

>>32029470
Only Dash can rape her.

>>32029299
>Spike is still mad the microwave's blown. Bro loves him some Hot Pockets.

...a fire-breathing dragon needs a microwave to heat up Hot Pockets?

>>32029417
CAN IT FIT A JUMBO JET OF A COCK IN THERE THOUGH?

>>32029463

>>32029454
Better than your poorly constructed writing.

>>32029310
>>32029382
The Ulysses
And fuck you all, now i'm imagining if Mike Mignola drew MLP.

Now on a bit of the subject of Twilight's studies, she's probably one of those crazy students with or working on multiple degrees.
The question is, which degrees does she have/is working on?

And yes, Magic is probably one of them assuming there are specific fields of it. I'd also wager Chemistry and Astronomy

>>32029463
Got any with Applejack?

>>32029488
if he tries to use firebreath he eats them before they're done. That or they're sent to celestia.

>>32029504
I don't think astronomy is separate from magic in the ponyverse.

>>32029488
"IT TASTES BETTER THAT WAY OKAY?"

>>32029496
Fluttershy thread? Fluttershy thread.

>>32029477
FIFTY SILVER DOLLARS

>>32029526
What do you mean?

>>32029536
nathan please die

Applejack is the best pony.
It is known.

>>32029505
Sorry, no. I haven't even seen a Jesus/Applejack pic yet.

>>32029504
Ah shit why can't anybody make torrents of the dubs?

>>32029536
no

>>32029477
>>32029477
>Buy plush for hundreds of dollars
>Steal the $1 in quarters from its feet
>Return it within the 7 day return period

>>32029544
who are you?

>>32029529
nothing makes hot pockets taste better
they're fucking poptarts filled with meat

>>32029520
Yeah, she didn't pay for none of them Hot Pockets. Bitch can pay fo' her own Hot Pockets.

> "Dearest Spike, Thank you for the Hot Pocket! Though I'll have you know I prefer Turkey Melt Whole Grain Pretzel Crust, which are god-tier, and also discontinued. Happy hunting!"

>>32029455
>ask klodette tumblr

oh boy!

>>32029505

Applejack time?

>>32029544
I do admit I enjoy level-headed applejack.
Is there any art of her sans-hat?

>>32029562

>>32029573
All of the hipsterjack images have no hat.

Hats are too mainstream for hipsterjack.

I like all the ponies

>>32029550

>http://www.cracked.com/blog/the-4-most-unexpected-fan-bases-in-pop-culture/

WHICH ONE OF YOU FUCKERS DID IT. I WANNA FUCKING KNOW.

>>32029583

>>32029526
Well, if we assume magic is broken into multiple fields it might still be, plus Astronomy seems to be something that can be practiced without magic of any sort. (though it seems mostly unicorns are the only ones interested)

Also, I can contribute to an Applejack a little.

>>32029602
did what?
wrote an article for cracked?

>>32029602
Soren Bowie. Are you blind?

>>32029573

HER HAT IS WHO SHE IS, YOU FUCKING ASSHOLE.

But yes, I have this, and it is adorable.

>>32029457
>circumsized penis
>about 15% of manhood removed
>more than 30% of sensation removed
>identifies as man
you poor semi-castrated kike...

>>32029390
What, you're saying that to get over being hit by an anvil, she went home and had a little "her" time that got out of hoof?

>>32029605
kloudmutt still can't art

>>32029597
Blasphemy.

>>32029606
>Spikewings

>>32029602
>ranked 4th
>#1. Homoerotic Novels and Middle-Aged Women

Interesting.

>>32029618
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RUGXkcLJ6dU

hawww, you guuuys~

porn posting? you didn't have to♥

>>32029643
it would be to a fag like you, wouldn't it?

Animated version of AJ sleeping

>>32029599

AWW NAW.. don´t look at me like thT!!

>>32029654
Maybe he's a middle aged woman

>>32029627
> woman in a full-body cast
> episode may have actually eclipsed some number of days, weeks
> method or power of medical magic unknown
> Twilight couldn't do anything while the cast was buckled around/about her midsection
You've ... you've never had to have a cast on for weeks with no release. Good for you.

Now go fuck a beehive you dull-witted fuck.

>>32029669
But she's happy.
Don't you want her to be happy, Anon?

>>32029653
>implying I'd do it for you
We all benefit, not just you, gosh

>>32029618
True, true. But I feel like removing it could lend something to some art. Kind of like the "cute girl with glasses becomes beautiful girl without glasses" idea...

>>32029674
he certainly likes homoerotic literature

>>32029692
No, I don't read anything like that.

>>32029683
THAT IS JUST
SO FUCKING
UPSETTING

>>32029689
shh shh shh... just let it happen...

>>32029680
She recovered in a scene change, and it a skilled telekinetic anyway, that'd never happen to her

>>32029653

Hey Faceless did you see this video I made just for you?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aR8K06QMYQ0

>>32029715
Shut up DIEYOU!

>>32029653

>>32029669
But she's happy to see you, she missed you.

This is what they going to look like in G5

>>32029602

>No one can say whether the meme will pass as these young men discover the vast superiority of human females

HAHAHA! OH WOW! Is dis nigga serious?

>>32029713'
So you just find middle-aged women reading the literature interesting?

fan of the fandom

>>32029643
Hey, Sentenal, which is your favorite stallion on stallion fapfic?

>>32029729
Thats a shitty vid

>>32029683
Her eye is a little unsettling to me...

>>32029723
oh, I will

>>32029740
Like Strutz dolls?

>>32029740
No sir I don't like it.

>>32029767
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=umDr0mPuyQc

>>32029741
Its not like bronies have a chance with real girls.

What's going on ITT?

>>32029776
whyboner

>>32029759
None.

fine i guess I'll colour something for the thread

>>32029723
I really shouldn't...

>>32029796
oh great, not nathan is here to talk about how much better the threads are these days, and be humble, despite being skilled enough to justify egotism

>>32029731
HEY! THAT WASN'T ME! OR WAS IT? WHO KNOWS

>>32029651

Also adorable. AJ is just adorable in general. She gets overshadowed by Fluttershy. Then again, EVERYONE gets overshadowed by Fluttershy in the cuteness department.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pTPqjKk_xCo

I haven't seen THIS in a while.

>>32029805
>whyboner
It's blatantly sexual, why are you questioning your rigid member?

>>32029741
>vast superiority

>implying

>>32029796
YOU ARE ALL THAT IS WRONG WITH THESE THREADS

Can we have some more theory/head canon discussion? Shit was getting interesting last thread.

>>32029835
Because I hate Twiste and Diamond Tiara...but that pic..

>"You might think I'm a Rainbow Dash guy. Nope, I'm Fluttershy all the way."

>"You might think I'm a Rainbow Dash guy. Nope, I'm Fluttershy all the way."

>"You might think I'm a Rainbow Dash guy. Nope, I'm Fluttershy all the way."

>"You might think I'm a Rainbow Dash guy. Nope, I'm Fluttershy all the way."

>"You might think I'm a Rainbow Dash guy. Nope, I'm Fluttershy all the way."

>"You might think I'm a Rainbow Dash guy. Nope, I'm Fluttershy all the way."

>"You might think I'm a Rainbow Dash guy. Nope, I'm Fluttershy all the way."

>"You might think I'm a Rainbow Dash guy. Nope, I'm Fluttershy all the way."

>"You might think I'm a Rainbow Dash guy. Nope, I'm Fluttershy all the way."

>"You might think I'm a Rainbow Dash guy. Nope, I'm Fluttershy all the way."

>"You might think I'm a Rainbow Dash guy. Nope, I'm Fluttershy all the way."

>>32029837
Well you are kinda hot when you use the Sweetie wig.

>>32029832
Twilight doesn't. And I'm a Flutterfag.

>>32029856
well, it's finally happened. Somebody made a Dash that wasn't attractive.

>>32029856

>>32029776

This ship makes me thmile.

Oh boy do I love christmas.

>>32029856
They all look anorexic with tiny asses. Stop posting their proportions are fixed.

>>32029835
Something being sexual doesn't mean it's appropriate for you get a boner to it.

>>32029863
I used to be a Fluttershy guy until i take an arrow in the knee.

>>32029891
keep that box away from you know who.
and from me

>>32029863
I have no idea what the fuck you are referring to.

>>32029856
That just looks stupid.

>>32029889
ditto.

>>32029832
Adorable ponies general?

>>32029832
Fluttershy lost her novelty long ago. Twilight is the most cute and ador(k)able for me.

Someone stop the slenderponies before anyone gets hurt.

>>32029912
I like how he calls it "concept" but it's just rainbow dash on the luna template

>>32029740
I dunno, would be kind of cool if they kept the art style mostly the same but distinguished bodies a bit more. Like Rainbow Dash is the smallest but has bigger wings than fluttershy, Applejack is bigger than most of the other girls, Rarity is more slender than Twilight and has a different type of horn, etc.

Admittedly, that's just all in my head, it would probably look really weird with the actual art style of the show.

>>32029919
All ponies are adorable, anon.

>>32029919
Can I join the adorable time?

>>32029909

The cracked article.

>>32029833
I...forgot about this. Shit's cash, yo.

>>32029814
What is Discord doing to him?

>>32029903
No, you see, you got it all wrong.
Yes it does,

>>32029923
how is twilight so perfect

>>32029919
Sure, why not?

>>32029923
I agree
Fluttershy was cute for the first episode but then Twilight just stole her whole act.

Rarity is still the best pony though.

>>32029944
No.-

>>32029740
>>32029856
We're doing this now, huh?

>>32029794
Of the few girls I had the hot ones were complete cunts and the only ones that had a somehow interesting personality were fat as sin.

I won't blame the chromosomes. I'll blame society for gender roles and Sex and the City.

>>32029939

And the more pony there is, the more we love them!

>>32029959
Homeless people can't be adorable.

>>32029919
No.
Bitch ponies general.

>>32029939
You say that like it's a bad thing.

>>32029944
Everyone's welcome to join!

>>32029961
Okay.-

>>32029683
>dat hip dysplasia
That's some breeding right there.

>>32029993
But I don't want a Rainbow Dash thread...

>>32029980

Okay Rainbow you can stop now.

>>32029939
EVEN MR BREEZY?

>>32029993

Someone say bitch poni?

>>32030016
Oh god no

>>32030010
I said bitches.
Not cunts.

>>32029666
And this is why one of the fan names I've seen for her is "Arm Candy".

>>32029980
So we love Dash more than anything
I'd grab her flab in my hands and use it to anchor myself against her as I helped her burn off a few calories in the bedroom

>>32029956
I don't know. Somehow she just is. She's not always cute, but when she is it devastates my heart.

>>32029960
I agree with you completely

>>32029833
>>32029950
Yeah, this stuff is pretty good.

Honestly, Hub has really been spot on with their pony commercials. Does anyone know who writes the commercials? They need a raise. They're doing a great job.

That iPhone app parody one recently was great.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m7XuJjVhMuk

>>32029837
Obviously the article's writter is a pretentious whiteknight virgin.

>>32030041
That was definitely a better name

>>32029951
Looks like he's being bodly lifted into the air and shook down of all his posessions.

which is a pointless dick move because caramel would probably naturally drop them anyway

Twilight is prettiest pony, cutest pony, and sexiest pony

>>32029944
Oh god, how is this so cute?! Is it... ze magics?!

>>32030049
I WROTE THEM
I DON'T LIKE TO TAKE CREDIT THOUGH

>>32030049
I like this ad

>>32030027
>MLP animated by Dreamworks
they all have "that face"

>>32030068
First two, the third one doesn't apply to any of them.

>>32030048
I think it's that innocent smile, below her inquisitive eyes, her enthusiasm filling the room with joy as you know she's just honestly interested.

>>32030038

please god no

>>32029989
I've met some really dawww'able gypsy lolis.

>>32029993
But I don't have any bitch Sweetie Belle pics.

>>32029923
>>32029960
>>32030048

Fine, be that way. I didn't want more adorable AJ anyway...

Yes, yes I do.

>>32030038

>>32030096
EXACTLY
everyone knows that i am the sexiest

>>32030088
You must be new to seeing Yoorprick art.
Like 90% of his art has that face.

>>32030101

hahaha what?

>>32030005

HEY FLUFFY

stream

>>32030068
I dunno about prettiest, Dash is pretty pretty

The other two, though? Yeah.

>>32030088

>>32030109
Sweetie Belle is the biggest bitch on the show.

>>32030112
>adorable AJ
I don't know if reliability and trustworthiness are adorable

>>32030130
What am I streaming?

>>32029858
Sure.
One of my weird and self contradicting theories is that Equestria takes place in a Faerieland like the Sidhe, Seelie, or Underhill, this would mean ponies are actually mostly benign fairfolk.

The whole insanity that comes up is them experiencing an instinctive regression into more conventional fairfolk persona, like Twilight suddenly taking strong interest in little children or Pinkie Pie holding illusionary parties (though usually fey make humans thing they're at a party when they're really talking to rocks and bucket of turnips).

This is also why all the ponies manipulate nature, it's very much how their world works and part of their instincts since many faeries tend to double as nature spirits.

Finally, this is also why they know about human things they shouldn't possibly know, it's the 'bleed' between worlds.

This also means that no human should ever wisely want to meet ponies lest their fairfolk instinct kick in and Pinkie Pie forces you to dance at one of her parties until your joints are ground to dust and you're crying from how exhausted you are.

Oh, and that delicious cake you had? It was a pile of dry leaves wrapped in an illusion spell by Twilight.

That feel when Scootaloo shall be the mare whom will overthrow Dash.

check out this guy. he is homeless and goes around looking for free wifi to watch ponies

http://www.reddit.com/r/WTF/comments/n19xd/this_guy_hangs_out_at_all_the_fast_food/

>>32028574
I was just thinking - why weren't Pinkie Pie and Applejack more pissed about his stipulations? He was essentially saying "haw haw now you're all stupid useless Earth ponies."

Pretty Twilight pone time

>>32030083
I like this butt

>>32030174
hardcore porn
featuring yourself

>>32030196
Why isn't there more messy hair Twilight art?

>>32030174

i dunno, pone vectors, pone art, dan, a movie, i dont care.

i just need a stream

>>32030148
>Sweetie Belle is the the most adorable pony on the show.

I agree.

>>32030234
how about i stream your shit?

>>32030207

I'd thicken her ass-cream

>>32030178
This reminds me the Watchmen ending crossover.

>>32030223
I guess it's just not that popular. For shame.

>>32030254
fuck i'd fuck that hard

>>32029858

I´m usually the one that throws these theories. Give a second and I´ll show you my theory "Bridle of the Gods".

Meanwhile, I got to eat.

>>32030196
yes

>>32030214
>implying anyone wants to know what I look like

>>32030234
Okay. We'll figure something out in there I guess.
http://www.livestream.com/fluffy__butts

>>32030276
Shut up Klondike

>>32030254
No, Bitch.
Sweetie Belle is Ponyville's biggest bitch.

>>32030223

I'd imagine it's very hard to draw.

The best season 1 mane.

>>32030189
PP and AJ have earth powers that give passive benefits to cultivation and control animal effects according to Faust.

Those wouldn't be useful for leaving a hedge maze (for instance, by going over the walls).

>>32030290
No. Klondike wants to fuck the dogs. Not the ponies

>>32030349
no klondike wants to be fucked by the dogs

>>32030304
That's pretty ironic considering your pic and how she acts in the cutie mark chronicles.

>>32030276
I personally don't find ponies sexually stimulating. It's fine by me if you do, though.

Young MLPG! This is not THAT kind of thread!

>>32030350

Look at how god-damn happy Celestia is to get one of Twilight's friends alone, and staying close by at the castle.

>>32030373
This is true

>>32030349
>>32030373
So he's CL?

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>>32030411

NEW THREAD.

New thread.

>>32030432
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>>32030432

New thread.

>>32030432
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>>32030432

New thread.

>>32030432
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>>32029602
>>32029602
I just wanted to point out one interesting phrase from that article

"misdirected pedophilia"

I like it, because it not only implies that we're all pedophiles, but that we also are too stupid to realize it and go out molesting young girls, as one would expect of a good, natural, American pedophile.

>>32030434
nathan plz go

>>32030389
I love how Celestia can smile over such a simple thing.

>>32030383
Comparing Celestia to Rarity there sort of explains the "pink Celestia toys". Both have "white" coats, but Celestia is clearly a very pale pink, while Rarity is a very pale blue.

>>32030443
>>32030434
I love how you people still keep fucking this up.